Speaker 1: Now Shotgun Starting.
Speaker 2: Golf is full of mathematics.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of a lot of setup work that
Speaker 3: we have to do in order to make a tournament work.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how
Speaker 3: we do a shotgun start here and there.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, alright, d no man, Dark, you are pretty
Speaker 1: welcome to a Friday edition of the Shotgun Start. It
Speaker 1: is November fifth, Andy, how are you doing, Brendan?
Speaker 2: I'm uh, I'm just fun. I'm okay. You know what,
Speaker 2: what is that? Got lost? Just got a lot going on?
Speaker 1: You know, well, yeah, that's the way of the world.
Speaker 1: A lot happening. You're moving right, moving.
Speaker 2: That's awful.
Speaker 1: It's never fun under any circumstances. Got a full house
Speaker 1: to pack up and relocate.
Speaker 2: Our landlord decided to sell the house two months to
Speaker 2: get out. Two of the busiest months of my year.
Speaker 2: Just delightful time to have to find a place to move,
Speaker 2: to make make a big decision in life. And in
Speaker 2: two months.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, yeah, so a lot happening. Not a lot
Speaker 1: happened in the golf world. Did you want to do?
Speaker 1: Eighteen whole updates? The Maya Coche of the Gold masters's.
Speaker 2: Why we're doing a Q and A today.
Speaker 1: We have Friday guests lined up. But with your move,
Speaker 1: I got my brother's wedding coming up. This weekend just
Speaker 1: wasn't going to work. We got several good ones coming.
Speaker 2: Sorry, several good ones.
Speaker 1: I don't know several, but we're lining them up. We're lying,
Speaker 1: and we got year review Year in reviews coming down
Speaker 1: the pike. It's going to be earlier this year, so
Speaker 1: so you know, people can digest it at whatever the
Speaker 1: pace they want. They can make it a Thanksgiving your interview,
Speaker 1: not or a Christmas year interview.
Speaker 2: So all right, that's uh. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 2: ready for that Mountain Mountain.
Speaker 1: I emailed you the split. I was like, here are
Speaker 1: your tournaments, here are tournaments. I get this email back
Speaker 1: at like one in the morning. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: Eleven o'clock wasn't that late. It's like, why do we
Speaker 1: do this to ourselves? I just like started cackling, like
Speaker 1: you just look at the list, why do we do
Speaker 1: this to our So all right, but precision pros making
Speaker 1: it even a nice, you know, endeavor this year, So
Speaker 1: go support precision Pro for your Year in Review. That's
Speaker 1: coming or else in and I might just stare at
Speaker 1: each other for the next month and a half or
Speaker 1: next month or so and then maybe try to taphazardly
Speaker 1: do it. But we're on the hook because precision pros
Speaker 1: you have to do it. We have to support them.
Speaker 1: It's coming because.
Speaker 2: It could have ended our lives, might have ended it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and it's kindly. You're not going to
Speaker 1: get it like Christmas Day at midnight. So there you go.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, I actually watched a little Mayacba today.
Speaker 1: I know we're not gonna talk about this at length.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. I'm not saying it's worth your attention
Speaker 1: and time.
Speaker 2: But just when Makoma is always a decent tournament.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's one of the courses that it's like, it's
Speaker 1: so it's so bad that it brings different players into
Speaker 1: the field. Right, you can't just hammer it like Matthew
Speaker 1: Wolf at one driver in eighteen holes, you know, and
Speaker 1: you look at the list. It's a and we talk
Speaker 1: about this every year. This is like, if you didn't
Speaker 1: get a Maya Coba preview of your satisfaction, go listen
Speaker 1: to us in twenty twenty. In twenty nineteen, and twenty
Speaker 1: eighteen because you can't say the same shit every year.
Speaker 1: But do you look the uh.
Speaker 2: People complaining about her micube for you?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, like, did we give it due diligence?
Speaker 1: I like, I'll say this, you look at the list
Speaker 1: of winners, it's just a poofer's paradise. So you got
Speaker 1: a Fred Funk, you got a Brendan Todd, you got
Speaker 1: a Brian Gay. It's just like it brings different kinds
Speaker 1: of players into the event. I don't know, that's just
Speaker 1: what I'll just leave it at that. It's it's buried
Speaker 1: in the fall, but it's not bad. I know it
Speaker 1: has a special place in your heart. For some reason
Speaker 1: I can never quite understand.
Speaker 2: I just watch it all the time. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I just seems to be this weekend every year I'm
Speaker 2: watching golf. I think it's honestly, because I've said this.
Speaker 2: I think it's because the Bears at this point I've
Speaker 2: deemed them unwatchable. Good, We're getting to that point.
Speaker 1: It's got a cave. Matthew Wolfe had amazing quotes like
Speaker 1: why couldn't pull driver because I might hit it into
Speaker 1: that cave. I was like that's a real sentence. That's
Speaker 1: like a real sence. I was said, I didn't hit
Speaker 1: driver because I could hit it into that cave. All right,
Speaker 1: what are you sipping on? I just crack some What
Speaker 1: are you drinking?
Speaker 2: I'm having a beer. I'm having a three Floyd's gumball
Speaker 2: head because I'm a gumball head.
Speaker 1: These names of these micro vers are just out of control.
Speaker 1: A gumball head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great beer.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt that. I've got to shoot. That's a
Speaker 1: gumball head. I've got a pumpkinhead. Pumpkin here, you got pumpkinhead,
Speaker 1: shipyard pumpkinhead.
Speaker 2: Look at that your pumpkinhead. I'm a gumball head. Tonight,
Speaker 2: go all right, So we're gonna do a MS.
Speaker 1: Let's get through this. People seem to enjoy these for
Speaker 1: some reason. They wander about golf questions. You put up
Speaker 1: the call, You mercifully did not tag me in the tweet,
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's been hammering us or hammering you.
Speaker 2: There's so many there's so many questions. We aren't gonna
Speaker 2: get to all of them. I h I've pulled some
Speaker 2: of my favorites. If I missed yours. I'm sorry. There
Speaker 2: are a lot, and I tried to get through all
Speaker 2: of them. Missus fried Egg was was, you know, annoying
Speaker 2: me about the questions, asking me to tell her questions.
Speaker 1: We should have had her on, We should have had
Speaker 1: her picked that and fire him at us?
Speaker 2: You know, she says she she was if somebody asked
Speaker 2: for more garage sale stories, And she goes, how would
Speaker 2: you know you weren't really involved? All right?
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing that upsets a partner, wife, husband,
Speaker 1: rather more than anything, is when they overhear you portraying
Speaker 1: a thing that they don't think you are as involved
Speaker 1: in or as your represent where they think you're best
Speaker 1: representing your effort, level, your involvement, your work. And I
Speaker 1: think that's the thing that just sends them into orbit.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, I'll just leave it at that, all right, go.
Speaker 2: Ahead, Yeah, I mean I was involved. One of us
Speaker 2: had to watch the kid too, that was the other thing.
Speaker 2: One of us had to watch the kid. I came
Speaker 2: up from not seeing the kid for a week, So true,
Speaker 2: all right, you know, and most of the ship the
Speaker 2: garage sale was my wife.
Speaker 1: So what do you got?
Speaker 2: All right? Let's start with I have to make an admission.
Speaker 2: Kevin rokor Roke roster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, what about it?
Speaker 2: For some reason, I always want to say rourc. I
Speaker 2: don't know why. He said. He asked if I ever
Speaker 2: gave you the five dollars from the ten that he
Speaker 2: gave me at at Lancaster.
Speaker 1: Lancaster, Lancaster, Lancaster. He is not Lancaster. It's Lncaster. Someone
Speaker 1: was shouting at me about that the other day, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just learned that last month.
Speaker 2: And I didn't. I think I lost the ten dollars.
Speaker 1: For the record, I think you gave me something I
Speaker 1: told them not to pay offs. I said, maybe I
Speaker 1: gave you the all ten you did. I think you
Speaker 1: slapped it in my hand.
Speaker 2: I know I didn't get the ten. I know I
Speaker 2: didn't end the night with ten dollars.
Speaker 1: I look, I'd say keeping track of a book keeping
Speaker 1: around here is not a strong suit of the shot start.
Speaker 1: So I may have it, you may have it. Who knows?
Speaker 1: All right? What else?
Speaker 2: All right? Casey asks who is your least favorite Bears
Speaker 2: Slash Browns quarterback of all time? Start a quarterback of
Speaker 2: all time?
Speaker 1: Man, it's a good one least favorite, least favorite sort
Speaker 1: of imply like, look, there's so many bad ones to
Speaker 1: choose from, but you want a guy that's like a dick,
Speaker 1: you know, right, a guy that's unlikable. I'm trying to think,
Speaker 1: like who has been that? There's Manzell. I was always
Speaker 1: all in on Manzell. Who's yours? Do you have somebody?
Speaker 2: Yeah, without a doubt, it's uh. Jonathan Quinn?
Speaker 1: Why what's wrong with him?
Speaker 2: He was horrible? He had it was awful. In the
Speaker 2: same year we started Craig Krenzel, Chad Hutchinson or a
Speaker 2: baseball player, Jonathan Quinn and Rex Grossman. Those were our
Speaker 2: four starting quarterbacks in a season.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, not good. Jeff Garcia was kind of an infable. Yeah, Cleveland,
Speaker 1: he was really sorry of in sofferaball he's probably up
Speaker 1: there for me. Brady Quinn like just a little bit
Speaker 1: much and he went to the other dame. So all right,
Speaker 1: what else we got?
Speaker 2: All right? We got Let's see, here's from Marquette Golf Club.
Speaker 2: If you could only if you could have any car,
Speaker 2: truck or suv, what would it be? Selection can change
Speaker 2: based on your current state of one state of ones,
Speaker 2: parental status, parental Yeah.
Speaker 1: Any car, truck or suv? What would it be. I
Speaker 1: don't have strong feelings about vehicles in general, do you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with trucks. Can I
Speaker 1: talk about why does anybody own trucks?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Why do all these suburban dads by these f one
Speaker 1: fifties and they back.
Speaker 2: Out of there, they're so big in their fucking parking lot.
Speaker 1: They're called to sec you know, rolling meadows way in
Speaker 1: some suburb and drive to the office park and sell insurance.
Speaker 1: Why does everybody have trucks? Now? I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: a bad like. I find the appeal. I mean, I
Speaker 1: understand like the the the I don't know seduction of it,
Speaker 1: I suppose. But when did this start happening? When I
Speaker 1: grew up, everybody you had a truck because you were
Speaker 1: hauling lumber or you had stuff to do. You were
Speaker 1: using it. But now all these dads in suburbia and
Speaker 1: around me, I'm not like, like getting their truck and
Speaker 1: drive to the suburban office park. They don't. There's I
Speaker 1: don't understand it. But there's been an explosion in trucks,
Speaker 1: is all I'll say. I don't have a preferred method.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get a truck. I don't know, an RV.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind driving the RV.
Speaker 2: Now, you know what I'm super in on that. I've
Speaker 2: started to rent every time that we go somewhere and
Speaker 2: there's more than like one other Fridayke team member at
Speaker 2: a place. Minivans. I'm so in on minivans, especially if
Speaker 2: you've got four people, four sets of golf clubs. You
Speaker 2: put the back seat down and you can just slide
Speaker 2: the golf clubs in. You slide them in, They fit
Speaker 2: in perfectly. Everybody's comfortable, everybody's got a bucket seat. Mini
Speaker 2: Vans are so underrated. It's just they're criminally underrated. The
Speaker 2: suv is way overrated. I get that it looks better,
Speaker 2: you know, you might look better in it. I think
Speaker 2: it's I'd rather own suv, I think. But in terms
Speaker 2: of utility, the minivan is so delightful. It's just like
Speaker 2: I love pulling back into like a rental car facility.
Speaker 2: I don't have to do the whole song and dance,
Speaker 2: pull the golf bag, the travel cover out, put the
Speaker 2: bag in like it's already all done, because it just
Speaker 2: slides in. I am so in on mini vans as
Speaker 2: as travel vehicles, as rental cars I had like this,
Speaker 2: it was like brand new the last one I got
Speaker 2: go minivan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's the great test between vanity and practicality,
Speaker 1: Like do you want the suv or do you want
Speaker 1: the minivan? I'll tell you. You go to the carpool lines.
Speaker 1: It's all. It's all Tahoe suburban, whatever else. Explore you know,
Speaker 1: all that's all it is. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have minivan, so they are nice.
Speaker 1: Here are you on Tesla's Is that a thing you want?
Speaker 1: Are you looking for? Like electric? Like that?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it'd be nice to have an
Speaker 2: electric car. I don't know. I don't you know what.
Speaker 2: I'm so far away from a Tesla that I don't
Speaker 2: ever think about Tesla's.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's keep it going.
Speaker 2: I shared this document with you because I'm not very
Speaker 2: good at this.
Speaker 1: So where do yeah? Yeah, you're what document? Where'd you
Speaker 1: send the questions?
Speaker 2: I shared it to your email.
Speaker 1: Okay, my Wifi'll be through in five minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's a good question. Jeff Myers is coaching his
Speaker 2: kids elementary basketball team. He wants to know if you
Speaker 2: have any suggestions or pointers.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've had a year off. We did we had
Speaker 1: no basketball. I'm coaching first third and helping kindergarten girls.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a busy winner here.
Speaker 2: That's coaching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what the pointers are. I would say, like,
Speaker 1: I think you got to make them run a little
Speaker 1: bit early on. I think like at the first time,
Speaker 1: you know, these kids are bouncing off the walls, they
Speaker 1: jumping around. I think you got to put them on
Speaker 1: the line, run ladders when they start. You shouldn't have
Speaker 1: to say the same thing for times you get to
Speaker 1: the fourth time it's the whistle on the line, because
Speaker 1: I think like it depends on the age, Like at
Speaker 1: a certain point, you're not there to pick flowers, and
Speaker 1: you know, I think you gotta be nice to everybody,
Speaker 1: got to include everybody. Everyone's got to get playing time.
Speaker 1: But I'm a big proponent of ladders as just sort
Speaker 1: of auent of windsprits.
Speaker 2: That's your coaching philosophy. Suicide.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The big of the other one is, you know,
Speaker 1: do the fingers up in the air where so they
Speaker 1: try to dribble with their head up or if it's
Speaker 1: young enough and dribbling doesn't matter. See, my first gradeer
Speaker 1: is gonna be pretty good because he can he's got handle,
Speaker 1: but he was gonna play in this league. That doesn't
Speaker 1: matter because it's just a free for all. Like, handle
Speaker 1: is no advantage at all. You need size, You need
Speaker 1: to be able to shoot.
Speaker 2: Because everybody's like they're diminishing the skill of the.
Speaker 1: Runs into each other. Yeah they are. It's just a
Speaker 1: bombing gouge game they got because everybody's run into each
Speaker 1: other and they don't call traveling and you just still
Speaker 1: get harassed. So having handle doesn't matter. He's got gotta
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna have to tell him that his fundamentals
Speaker 2: matter and he just has to be patient start playing
Speaker 2: the role.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can dribble between his legs and
Speaker 1: all this stuff is like, it's just not gonna matter.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a cluster of eight kids all
Speaker 1: running into each other.
Speaker 2: All right, what else we got? All right, here's a
Speaker 2: serious one. What are three things the PGA Tour can
Speaker 2: do right now? This is from Jack Trember. Three things
Speaker 2: the PGA Tour could do right now to improve their
Speaker 2: product instead of partnering with the PGL.
Speaker 1: Three things that they.
Speaker 2: Here's number one, they could take the meeting with the PGL,
Speaker 2: listen to what they say and do it without him.
Speaker 1: Just copy it all over.
Speaker 2: That's that's number one. Number two, I would say, just
Speaker 2: get rid of half the tournaments right now.
Speaker 1: Cut them, cut.
Speaker 2: The season in half. Just just go through, cross off
Speaker 2: the ones, you know, just be vicious with them.
Speaker 1: Hey, I think we should cut less tournaments, but make
Speaker 1: more like segments of the schedule, like the West Coast Race,
Speaker 1: the Florida Swaying Race, Like there's a big pot at
Speaker 1: the end of that.
Speaker 2: Does that they used to do that?
Speaker 1: I know they did for some but like I'm maybe
Speaker 1: this is just a tired idea, but it gets guys
Speaker 1: out to portions of the schedule. I think it creates, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, some intrigue, something to follow that you
Speaker 1: don't have to commit to for forty weeks. You could
Speaker 1: commit to for a month and a half and you
Speaker 1: don't have to watch all four rounds all four every week.
Speaker 1: I would love to see like four to five segments
Speaker 1: where there's a big pot and maybe it matters, starts
Speaker 1: to mean something. If you want to win a segment,
Speaker 1: and I mean the easy ones better venues right when
Speaker 1: you say like like lesser kind of yeah, cookie cutter
Speaker 1: type deals. But I don't know that that actually matters.
Speaker 2: I would know. The other thing they should do is
Speaker 2: they should change to the people that have full status
Speaker 2: on tour. They should make like only fifty players have
Speaker 2: full status, and they should make it like an actual
Speaker 2: tour that like makes a point to get the best
Speaker 2: players of the world on tour faster. You know, if
Speaker 2: somebody's lighting it up on Europe, you should give them
Speaker 2: a temporary membership and let them come over. If somebody's
Speaker 2: lighting it up on the corn Ferry Tour, they should
Speaker 2: get up to the tour. If somebody's lighting it up
Speaker 2: on the Latin American tour, they should get up to
Speaker 2: the corn Ferry Tour. Like. There should be movement. There's
Speaker 2: no reason that this has to be a year by
Speaker 2: year thing. There could be relegation periods every three months.
Speaker 2: How sick would that be? That would be cool if
Speaker 2: people got relegated and promoted every three months.
Speaker 1: Pack is definitely going to pass that the number.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the problem. Maybe that's the first thing you
Speaker 2: have to do is abolish the pack about the union.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't play well or you're hurt
Speaker 1: for three months, you got to work your way back, right.
Speaker 1: It's it's not just like a free ticket, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad.
Speaker 2: Like, like I think you could do things like if you
Speaker 2: win a major or win uh Riviera. I'm fine with
Speaker 2: Riviera having like a one year exemption. I don't think
Speaker 2: there should be anything longer than like unless you win
Speaker 2: a major like here, like a perfect example, like Jimmy
Speaker 2: Walker has been playing out his five year exemption or
Speaker 2: whatever for majors. Yep, he's not he does shouldn't be
Speaker 2: in major fields at this point, right, Yeah, Like I
Speaker 2: think it's over now. And this is not a shot
Speaker 2: at Jimmy Walker, right, you know, he had like he
Speaker 2: was a really good player for a really long time,
Speaker 2: but like he's just not one of the best players
Speaker 2: in the world right now, and he shouldn't be in
Speaker 2: all these fields that he's in because of like what
Speaker 2: he did five years ago. That's not how any other
Speaker 2: sports league works, right.
Speaker 1: Another thing I think they should do is I think
Speaker 1: they should make public like guys who fail drug tests
Speaker 1: guys who fail CT tests, guys who cheat like you
Speaker 1: need to like you need to make goats and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like clowns out of people, you know, villains Like I'm
Speaker 1: not saying you force it to, but there needs to
Speaker 1: be a public display of guys who run a foul
Speaker 1: of things. Right. I think that creates not only heightens
Speaker 1: the entertainment value, but you start to understand, like why
Speaker 1: do I care about this person one way or another?
Speaker 1: Because most people don't for ninety eight percent of the
Speaker 1: people out there.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Tank asks who's a bigger thirst bucket?
Speaker 2: JT or Baker Mayfield? This is for you, you know.
Speaker 1: I I was enlightened the other day that Baker Mayfield
Speaker 1: Mary found his wife via like unfollowing and following her
Speaker 1: on Instagram to try to get her attention, which made
Speaker 1: me very alarmed. Maybe I'm old fash and that's the
Speaker 1: way people meet now that concerned me about Baker. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I I think j T. I don't know
Speaker 1: that Baker's thirsty. I think he's just he's charismatic and
Speaker 1: got a bunch of commercials.
Speaker 2: I think he's handling this Odell thing.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean you know, as soon as we
Speaker 1: got Odell back, and I was like, well, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna end. Well, I mean that won't that's not
Speaker 1: gonna go. It's not gonna end.
Speaker 2: Well, you're pretty excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean hopefully we get a year or two.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: But it just you even got a year. You got
Speaker 2: like a game or two.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So it's just it's it's fine, it's it
Speaker 1: could be worse.
Speaker 2: That guy stinks Odell. Yeah, the fake O B J.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think JT for sure. What else? You know?
Speaker 2: Speaking that, you said something about relationship, somebody had a
Speaker 2: relationship question that was like, how do you know? God,
Speaker 2: I can't find it. I kept it all. Oh, here
Speaker 2: it is. Wow, I asked this, Wow, wow, how do
Speaker 2: you know who the right person is to marry slash
Speaker 2: have a long term relationship with?
Speaker 1: What? I mean, how much time do we have? What?
Speaker 1: I think you're coming to the wrong people for this.
Speaker 1: What is this like dear Prudence or something?
Speaker 2: I said? I said, I prefer non golf questions.
Speaker 1: How do you know and it's the right person to marry?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How'd you know?
Speaker 1: I mean we dated for ten years, so I think
Speaker 1: it probably took a while. I don't know, hills and valleys,
Speaker 1: you know, well, how do you know? This seems like
Speaker 1: just out of our depth, out of our lane.
Speaker 2: I mean I think that somebody that that uh can
Speaker 2: put then you know, I think when sometimes you have
Speaker 2: to somebody needs to be exposed to your worst, you know,
Speaker 2: sure before it like really you know, if you if she,
Speaker 2: if you have she hasn't seen your worst or whatever,
Speaker 2: or hey, then it's probably not time yet. But once
Speaker 2: they've seen you at your worst and they still love you,
Speaker 2: that's that's probably the right moment, right Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean this is a pretty jaded answer. That's a good answer.
Speaker 1: This is a jaded one because I've been narried now
Speaker 1: ten years and we dated for ten years before that,
Speaker 1: so like I kind of forget this. Like what all
Speaker 1: I would say is right now, this this point ten
Speaker 1: years in, it's like, can you help each other get
Speaker 1: through the day? Are you both browing the boat? Like
Speaker 1: is one pouring buckets in the boat? Or is one?
Speaker 1: Just like I mean, it's pretty basic. I know that's
Speaker 1: a low bar, like and you help each other get
Speaker 1: through the day from the moment your eyes up and
Speaker 1: on the pillow and all the bullshit that's gonna cost
Speaker 1: life with four kids, like can you just get can
Speaker 1: the house stay together? Can the dishes? Like can you
Speaker 1: just get through the day? I mean, I guess that's
Speaker 1: where I'm at on how do you? Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: a partner. I suppose all right, m.
Speaker 2: Worst major winning Sunday outfit ever worn off the top
Speaker 2: of your house, not.
Speaker 1: Winter or just in general worst Sunday.
Speaker 2: Ken Ferry was bad. He didn't win the spell bottom
Speaker 2: pants six.
Speaker 1: I think the tweety bird one of Sergio looks ridiculous
Speaker 1: when you really look.
Speaker 2: Tiger to the tannimal. What about the tannimal.
Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday you would have been?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1: I mean some of Rory's were horrendous, like twenty fourteen
Speaker 1: Night You and they're dabbling with just I don't know,
Speaker 1: the the the Faldo sweaters with like the guy that's
Speaker 1: golfing right, like they've got like caricatures on it, like
Speaker 1: it's like a triangular golfer, geometric sort of golfer on it.
Speaker 1: I think that one would be up there for me.
Speaker 2: I agree. I hadn't thought of that. I just it
Speaker 2: just when he said Faldo. It made me think of
Speaker 2: Woozy with this like red corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the red might be Tartan or something. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: all right, what else do we?
Speaker 2: All right, Chris Rosel, give me the top five to
Speaker 2: seven guy guys on tour you'd pay to watch in
Speaker 2: a version of the Squid Game.
Speaker 1: I've not to watch this Squid Game.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? Right?
Speaker 1: It's like a Hunger Games. I don't know what Hunger Games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, like basically it's like a Dustest Survival by
Speaker 2: My wife started watching it. I wanted to watch it.
Speaker 2: I told her I wanted to watch. It's sort of
Speaker 2: watching it without me, and then I like watched, I
Speaker 2: got into it. I started in the middle, I got
Speaker 2: into it, and then she watched the rest of them
Speaker 2: without me.
Speaker 1: Another sense of commitment there is, like I'm holding off
Speaker 1: on Succession three from Sunday because we haven't matched up
Speaker 1: time to watch together. But it's like, god, everybody, So
Speaker 1: the Squid Games are what because they just.
Speaker 2: Like basically kill the imagine five to seven guys and
Speaker 2: like a do anything to survive type situation and people
Speaker 2: get killed off every episode. Yeah, Okay, Bryson would have
Speaker 2: to be in it. J T would be in it
Speaker 2: because I think he would do some dirty stuff, feisty.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, he kind of he'd bite, you know, he's
Speaker 1: like a kind of fight that ends up biting on
Speaker 1: the bottom of the pile in the football game. I
Speaker 1: think Patrick Reid needs to be in there just because
Speaker 1: he's like he has like a psychotic survival instinct.
Speaker 2: Right, So that's three. I think we'd have to put
Speaker 2: in like a a guy like Scott Piercy, Oh God,
Speaker 2: just to see what happens, you know, when his apathy
Speaker 2: is really pushed to the limit. Cercio could be good.
Speaker 1: He's decidedly unapathetic.
Speaker 4: Another man you think he was at the GfK uh,
Speaker 4: just waiting for k Junior to come riding in in Dallas.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: You need like a guy that you need like an
Speaker 1: Ernie Els guy, sort of like an elder, but all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's stronger. He could whip everybody's ass, maybe,
Speaker 1: you know, like a boy. I was literally saying that
Speaker 1: as you said it, all right, finish my sentence.
Speaker 2: Uh, okay, I don't know anybody else.
Speaker 1: Maybe Kevin Stadler type, that's just kind of first out.
Speaker 2: What about fill a Sabo would be fun in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, if yeah, I suppose.
Speaker 2: It actually would be fun to have Ricky in it too,
Speaker 2: because just see what happened. I've learned all of this
Speaker 2: branded gear.
Speaker 1: Brooksy the middle linebacker. Right, I'm an athlete.
Speaker 2: Know there's quotes out there. I saw somebody. Somebody was
Speaker 2: said to me screenshots. He's practicing into.
Speaker 1: He's on the range.
Speaker 2: He's a rage rat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he's a raine rat. The guy just
Speaker 1: swings from one pendulum to the next. So all right,
Speaker 1: what else? What else we got? Do you want me
Speaker 1: to start picking these? I don't see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about sun Jay would be fun in there?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good one. I think you'd want an
Speaker 1: Aussie too, Right, they're a.
Speaker 2: Hardened Jason see Jason day and they're hobbling.
Speaker 1: Not Jason, Dad, that was a bad, bad example.
Speaker 2: Maybe Lucas Herbert, him and Reid, would you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're playing together in my coba.
Speaker 2: Oh I like Zurch that would be.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: This, I liked this one. I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take all right, Well, just you are invited to your
Speaker 2: best friend's bachelor party and he wants it to be
Speaker 2: a guy's golf three day weekend. Name the five worst destinations.
Speaker 2: I just like this because of the worst. This is
Speaker 2: from the steel is real.
Speaker 1: The five the worst three day like golf area, presumably
Speaker 1: you're playing more than one course. I'll say the Robert
Speaker 1: Trent Jones Trail in Alabama. I've never been there.
Speaker 2: Just light and just come hitting an act of ours.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to one there many years ago.
Speaker 1: I didn't make it, good friend of mine, not that
Speaker 1: it was a you know, it wouldn't have been great company,
Speaker 1: but couldn't make it what you obviously have one in mind.
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, like, if you wanted to
Speaker 2: be a golf weekend, it would be awful to be
Speaker 2: like popped into Manhattan and you had to like travel
Speaker 2: to go everywhere, and you couldn't like have fun. Like
Speaker 2: the thing that if he wanted to be a golf
Speaker 2: destination thing, popping yourself in like a major, huge city
Speaker 2: would suck because then it would be hard to get
Speaker 2: out of the city, hard to get back into the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah matter all, Yeah, a sudden you're eating dinner at
Speaker 1: ten thirty.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, like that that would suck. Yeah, Vegas
Speaker 2: would suck if you wanted to be golf centric, just
Speaker 2: because I think you get distracted. I wouldn't really want
Speaker 2: to necessarily.
Speaker 1: Golf there, sure, sure.
Speaker 2: And then obviously, like you could, you could go on
Speaker 2: with like very obscure places too, like what I don't know,
Speaker 2: like Yakima, Washington.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I see what you're saying. All right, what
Speaker 1: else do you got? Minneapolis golfer one? Is Cleveland Stadium
Speaker 1: mustard really different? It is? I would recommend stadium mustard
Speaker 1: as I'm not a big mustard guy that I eat
Speaker 1: mustard on my sandwiches and it's good. It's a healthy
Speaker 1: alternative to mayonnaise. If you're into mayonnaise, I would get
Speaker 1: out of it. But yeah, stadium mustard's legit.
Speaker 2: All right? Could you do what's in your bag? From
Speaker 2: your early high school years? Matthew Sandy?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I didn't play high school in golf.
Speaker 2: All right? So I had I had a great big bird,
Speaker 2: the with the with the pro force shaft. I think
Speaker 2: early high school years, I had a tribattle. I had
Speaker 2: fair Way Way seventeen degrees.
Speaker 1: Yes, I had that the real thin the thin boy
Speaker 1: there that just yeah, it's like a rocket, but only
Speaker 1: for like six months. Then it just loses its magic.
Speaker 2: I had. I had Tommy Armor eight forty five silver
Speaker 2: Scott irons for a while, and I think a little
Speaker 2: later in high school life I transitioned to the ping
Speaker 2: I three blades. Those were really a big, big change.
Speaker 2: But I think before that I had the the Tommy Armors.
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I think I just had like a
Speaker 2: ping putter, but uh yeah. Then then I had the
Speaker 2: nine seventy five d D and then the J at
Speaker 2: the end of my end of my high school career
Speaker 2: was the J had great times.
Speaker 1: Some Hogan Apex edge irons, I think, which I still
Speaker 1: have a couple in my bag that I hit that
Speaker 1: three iron. Never it's in my bag a Hogan Apex
Speaker 1: three irons. You know what?
Speaker 2: I saw an infomercial for the other day on the
Speaker 2: Golf Channel. This back back on infomercials. What the title lies?
Speaker 2: Adams Tight Lives They're back.
Speaker 1: God, that was such a big deal when we were
Speaker 1: caddy and like everybody had a title Lives in their
Speaker 1: bag all right, like mid early two thousands. God, they
Speaker 1: were everywhere. Oh, this is the change, this is the
Speaker 1: new everybody's changing the game.
Speaker 2: I mean, it wasn't a game changer. Speaking of that,
Speaker 2: Daniel del Pogado, what the best story is a Caddy
Speaker 2: non over club challenge related?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't have. I mean, what do you
Speaker 1: go ahead? You have any good ones?
Speaker 3: I have? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I told this story the first place A.
Speaker 1: Caddy told them all.
Speaker 2: That's the problem that is this one. This was like
Speaker 2: the second week of me being a caddy. I think
Speaker 2: I was like twelve years old. I was this little
Speaker 2: kid at this point going into the caddy shack and
Speaker 2: I was, uh, you know, it's just a regular Saturday
Speaker 2: morning and I was sitting in the shack, I was
Speaker 2: watching TV. I can't remember what I was on the TV.
Speaker 2: But there are these two brothers, the Till brothers, and uh,
Speaker 2: they were like I think they were twins. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure they were either one year apart or twins. They
Speaker 2: are very close apart. One of them was sleeping and
Speaker 2: the other one came just like sauntering up to him
Speaker 2: with you remember those metal closest to the pin, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and he started just bashing him over the head with it.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, it was fucking nuts. Yeah, I'm this kid
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like this, and he's bashing him
Speaker 2: over the head with blood's going everywhere. Then we found
Speaker 2: out that like the the other brother had slept with
Speaker 2: the other ones, like oh acts and it was just this.
Speaker 2: It was as a twelve year old, it was like
Speaker 2: a shocking, like like awakening to the real world.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, all right, I'm gonna leave mine on
Speaker 1: the cutting room floor though. That's a good one. That
Speaker 1: answers that.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's what if you send your kids into the Caddyshack.
Speaker 2: Theyn't learning stuff?
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that's the I mean, I think I
Speaker 1: started in fifth grade, and like you, it's great. You
Speaker 1: meet so many different people from so many walks of
Speaker 1: life and learn new words, and you know, yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: You get street smart.
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody above a certain age either smokes cigarettes
Speaker 1: or dips right, and you're just like, where am I?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: My favorite is the caddy Master. A lot of great
Speaker 2: caddy Masters. When you get older, like you realize why
Speaker 2: they're so grumpy on Saturday and Sunday mornings because they're
Speaker 2: usually sleeping off for resting off a bad hangover. But
Speaker 2: when you're a kid, you're just terrified to go up
Speaker 2: there and ask any questions right to anything. Then when
Speaker 2: you're older, like yeah, you like might end up at
Speaker 2: a bar with them, and you're like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if this guy really has his life together.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't say that about my caddy master. He's
Speaker 1: still there fifty four years Mike Kylie.
Speaker 2: It's it's tough, you know. Yeah, my first caddy master
Speaker 2: was also like our our JV golf coach. And you'd
Speaker 2: think like you'd get preferential treatment if you were like
Speaker 2: the golf team. He gave you like worst treatment. He
Speaker 2: just gave you. He just gave you this. He was
Speaker 2: such such an asshole, you make you wait all day.
Speaker 2: It's like you think you want your kids out practicing, baby,
Speaker 2: get them out earlier.
Speaker 1: You have any like anybody who had like crazy like
Speaker 1: peculiarities about like how you gave him the club back.
Speaker 1: There was one guy who was like a twenty five handicap,
Speaker 1: like a judge or something, and like the club had
Speaker 1: to be like bone dry the after you wash it,
Speaker 1: you wipe it down, you like wanted he wanted his
Speaker 1: like putter wiped or something. I can't remember it. Like
Speaker 1: there's a ton of weird stuff different like old old
Speaker 1: like horrible handicaps that want these these weird habits.
Speaker 2: My favorite is the people that like would ask me
Speaker 2: a yardish and I'd tell him and then they'd be like,
Speaker 2: can you shoot it right? And then I would just
Speaker 2: like do the most. I just like hold the precision pro.
Speaker 2: I hold the precision pro. I just basically hold it
Speaker 2: up for like a split second, is say the exact
Speaker 2: same number.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure we could tell Caddy stories for a while.
Speaker 1: We need to become prepared the overclup challenge. The subjects
Speaker 1: of that want to do that. I think that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a flashback Friday at downtime because they're storytellers and it
Speaker 1: will be really really fun. All right. What else, Let's see,
Speaker 1: on a scale of one to ten, how well maintained
Speaker 1: are lawns I saw camp. I don't know, like six
Speaker 1: for me, I don't know. I think true Green left
Speaker 1: up and put a bunch of killer down. There's just
Speaker 1: like a bunch of my grass just evaporated overnight in
Speaker 1: a certain area. True Green terrible, But I think it's
Speaker 1: probably a six.
Speaker 2: What do you got mine? Mine's probably like a three
Speaker 2: because my landlord sprung. He's just selling the place on me.
Speaker 2: So I've done zero. I'm thinking I might be able
Speaker 2: to get away without cutting it or doing any any
Speaker 2: leaf picking up before the end of the year. Just
Speaker 2: leave them with that as a as a thank you
Speaker 2: for his notice and kind kind words.
Speaker 1: Hey, I love this one because you are you are
Speaker 1: frequently deep in the weeds on this website. What when
Speaker 1: booking Airbnb is what's your go through red flag to
Speaker 1: keep looking for another spot? What's like a red flag there?
Speaker 1: Like basement? Look like you see? It's a basic Okay.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I spend a lot of time on Airbnb.
Speaker 1: You travel a lot.
Speaker 2: I book I I always I try book airbnbs most
Speaker 2: of the time.
Speaker 1: So do they have a points program?
Speaker 2: Are you actually bullshit? I actually have been thinking about that, Like,
Speaker 2: how is there no loyalty program? Anyways, airbnbs, the first
Speaker 2: most important thing to do is get in the filters
Speaker 2: and set some filters so you're not even looking at
Speaker 2: places that you're not interested in that are you know?
Speaker 2: Don't One of the keys is saying the high price filter.
Speaker 2: Don't look at things that you can't afford, because it's
Speaker 2: just gonna make everything else look bad. So that's number one.
Speaker 2: And then here's a sneaky thing. Look at bedrooms not beds.
Speaker 2: Why because they'll be like, oh, this is six beds
Speaker 2: and it's a two bedroom place. No that's not not.
Speaker 2: So those are like the first things where the red
Speaker 2: flags are like just generally, like it's always hard when
Speaker 2: you're booking somewhere you don't know well by neighborhoods. But
Speaker 2: when someone doesn't, when it says like I'm the edge
Speaker 2: of a neighborhood, that's when you might want to like
Speaker 2: look into where it is to travel, like because that's
Speaker 2: happened to me sometimes, where where it's like, oh it's
Speaker 2: it's on the edge of this, but it's really in
Speaker 2: a different neighborhood and it might not be a neighborhood
Speaker 2: you want to stay in.
Speaker 1: Your trip's going to be twice as long as you
Speaker 1: thought or something.
Speaker 2: Like that, yeah, yeah, or it's just not a good neighborhood, right,
Speaker 2: you know. Then the other thing is like you know,
Speaker 2: like they're good, they've gotten so good at taking pictures,
Speaker 2: so you have to kind of like look at the
Speaker 2: pictures and really think like is it as nice as
Speaker 2: it looks or is this just like a good flattering angle,
Speaker 2: like these people become wizards at like showing off spaces.
Speaker 1: Redfin is like this for me browse Redfin every now
Speaker 1: and then, and it's like the or whatever you're real
Speaker 1: at or app but it's ridiculous the smoking mirrors they
Speaker 1: can pull off with the pictures. So yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: That's a good tutorial there, Airbnb, any other I don't know.
Speaker 2: I always like to look for I don't know. Kitchens
Speaker 2: is like a good barometer.
Speaker 1: Usually if you have a respectable kitchen, it's probably a
Speaker 1: fine place.
Speaker 2: It's okay, Like right, the kitchen, that's an important I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's like a good barometer in general. Sure
Speaker 2: the reviews also, like it needs to be like a
Speaker 2: four to seven or above. I think there's like it's
Speaker 2: really hard for like somebody to rate something bad, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: because like who fills out those ratings right after?
Speaker 1: That's what you know? And I think this is a
Speaker 1: general Internet point is like I mean, you can find
Speaker 1: it somebody saying anything you want to believe about a thing,
Speaker 1: anything the Internet, whether it's you want to believe it's
Speaker 1: terrible or you want to believe you want to be
Speaker 1: you want to be, you know, talked off buying something,
Speaker 1: or you want to be talked into buying something. You're
Speaker 1: going to find a review that suits that narrative. I
Speaker 1: just don't know what, what amount of what value I can
Speaker 1: put in reviews anymore.
Speaker 2: So, all right, God, there's so many of these questions
Speaker 2: that keep coming in. Go ahead, Okay, I got I go.
Speaker 2: Shoe said, what's the most impactful advice you've ever received?
Speaker 2: In a short message?
Speaker 1: God, this is something you need to prep for, the
Speaker 1: most impactful advice.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll give you somebody, Okay, go.
Speaker 1: I've used this and it was I've regurgitated from my cousin.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's impactful. Parenting is not hard.
Speaker 1: It's just constant.
Speaker 2: You said that to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not profound. It's short, and I think it's.
Speaker 2: Somebody else had a question about that. They're having a
Speaker 2: kid in the week, and I've forgotten to write down
Speaker 2: his name, and I'm sorry, but congratulations, And there's your advice.
Speaker 2: That's good advice from Brendan. It's not hard.
Speaker 1: It's not solving a calculus problem, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: climbing the hill all day every day, go ahead.
Speaker 2: What my advice comes from a buddy of mine who
Speaker 2: gave me advice, who had started a company. When I
Speaker 2: was kicking around of the idea of starting the Fried Egg.
Speaker 2: I was telling him what I thought it could be,
Speaker 2: and he goes, you know, Andy, I spent I spent
Speaker 2: six to nine months thinking about how to make my
Speaker 2: company perfect from day one, and the reality was that
Speaker 2: it was all just wasted time and I should have
Speaker 2: just started doing it. So why don't you just go
Speaker 2: write a newsletter? And that day I wrote a newsletter
Speaker 2: and then we sent it and started and it was
Speaker 2: great advice. Like it wasn't perfect day one. It's still
Speaker 2: not perfect now. Yeah, but we're you know, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: You You can.
Speaker 2: Think about stuff all the time, but like the best
Speaker 2: thing you could do is just go start.
Speaker 1: Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some lawyer shout of at me at once. I think,
Speaker 1: like that's honestly. To tie that into golf, it's like
Speaker 1: I wonder, like about the Saudi and the PGL and
Speaker 1: that stuff, like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do they want analysis by paralysis?
Speaker 1: Do they just want to go? Or like should they
Speaker 1: just get going? Or they feel like they have to
Speaker 1: literally have the entire thing set to start and announce,
Speaker 1: and you get you, and that's how you just end
Speaker 1: up making nothing but PowerPoint presentations without everything, anything ever
Speaker 1: coming to fruition. But go ahead, Sorry, what's our next one?
Speaker 2: What alcohol from meatball? What alcohol makes you the most
Speaker 2: worse for the wear? And could you potentially provide a
Speaker 2: power ranking?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm old and washed up at this point,
Speaker 1: so there's I mean, whine is wine is a bad
Speaker 1: kind of worse for the wear, right, It's a different
Speaker 1: kind of worse for the wear. But I it, I
Speaker 1: got like hot sweat, I mean the absolute worst, worst
Speaker 1: for the wear, worst with the tea for the wear.
Speaker 1: And this is not any time recent. This is the
Speaker 1: mad Dog twenty twenty. I'm sorry. That is like a
Speaker 1: different kind of hell. The next day, I think that's
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 2: When you can taste it, When you can taste it, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the next day, Yeah, I like that metallic.
Speaker 1: I mean you can see it too if it's coming up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean anything like it's the worst for the wear
Speaker 1: will always be the mad Dog twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: I believe I will say for myself, I get in
Speaker 2: a lot of trouble when I'm drinking a lot of
Speaker 2: different different colored juices. When I get some brown juice, Yeah,
Speaker 2: when I get some brown juice in me, and then
Speaker 2: I switch over to some some some clear stuff, and
Speaker 2: maybe I throw a beer and some wine in there,
Speaker 2: and that that's when the next morning I have just
Speaker 2: I'm in a bad, bad, bad place. And that that
Speaker 2: was the other other day. When the rooms were moving,
Speaker 2: there were a lot of different concoctions in me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, nothing jumps to mine recently, but college ish
Speaker 1: time mad Dog absolutely was the worst for the next day.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: In college, we had this these five dollars Strong Islands
Speaker 2: at this great bar at Illinois that snow more called Gullies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was like I think it was like a
Speaker 2: Wednesday night Strong Island night. Maybe Thursday, maybe I think
Speaker 2: it was Wednesday or Thursday. He'd go, You drank two
Speaker 2: of those Strong Islands. I mean, you were just on
Speaker 2: your you were so drunk.
Speaker 1: I went to a place in Chicago, in like Lincoln
Speaker 1: Park that allegedly had like ten shots in like Lily's
Speaker 1: or something, maybe fifteen years ago, and yeah, I had too.
Speaker 2: Many the Strong Island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what it's called. Little. I
Speaker 1: think it was in Chicago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Strong Island. There was so much booze
Speaker 2: in them there.
Speaker 1: Was not to continue the story. That same night in Chicago,
Speaker 1: my friends had just seen Frederick Jakobsen, the Unman. They
Speaker 1: were following him at an event. It might have been
Speaker 1: probably Western Open, something like that, and they created a
Speaker 1: shock called the Screaming Yako. And it was part one, one,
Speaker 1: part tequila, part gin, and part like something else, like
Speaker 1: the worst four worst things you could ever come up with.
Speaker 1: And they called it the Screaming Yako. And they kept
Speaker 1: making people take those that night. All right, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: What do you got? Yeah? A lot of people want
Speaker 1: you to bang on courses, which I don't know that
Speaker 1: we want to.
Speaker 2: You want me? What do you want?
Speaker 1: I'll do disappointingly overhyped court you've ever been to? And
Speaker 1: more importantly, what's both of your favorite colors? And why
Speaker 1: I go with green? I think Green's just a great color.
Speaker 1: A little bit of Irish in me, that's not where
Speaker 1: it comes from. But green's a good color. I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Green's got a lot of good shades, you know.
Speaker 2: I like a little Faded Green.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure. Disappointingly overhyped course.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I mean I know.
Speaker 1: I saw Poosh Daddy for bi ration ask you for
Speaker 1: the top five worst courses. I mean, if you just
Speaker 1: want to throw out some courses that disappointed you, generally speaking,
Speaker 1: I suppose you could do that. You don't have to.
Speaker 1: I know people get angry and offended or sensitive about this.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, disappointed places? So the key the key.
Speaker 2: I always try not to read anything before I go somewhere.
Speaker 2: I don't like to have expectations. I like to have
Speaker 2: four That's the key. So appointment comes when you're like
Speaker 2: really excited to go see somewhere. Right, Okay, Forest Dudents
Speaker 2: regular golf course disappointed me. The Loop didn't. But the
Speaker 2: regular course at Forest Dudents I had been excited for years,
Speaker 2: like through childhood. I had read so much stuff about
Speaker 2: how great it was, and just generally I was very
Speaker 2: disappointed with for the resort course, the first original course
Speaker 2: at Forest Dudents. Okay, right, that was one. Now the Loop,
Speaker 2: I love, It's like one of my favorite places. I
Speaker 2: think I like have an unequivocal love for the Loop.
Speaker 2: I think it's uh, I think it's like maybe the
Speaker 2: best court, the most utter ad course in America. I
Speaker 2: think it's like one of the best public golf courses
Speaker 2: in the in the country. So that would be one.
Speaker 2: Let me think about other ones disappointing. Disappointing hmm, I
Speaker 2: mean I kind of knew I wasn't gonna like rich
Speaker 2: Harvis Farms. When I went to Rich Harvest Farms, it
Speaker 2: was really really bad annoy idea. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 2: a lot of courses you sometimes just get disappointed with.
Speaker 2: Like where I get most disappointed is when golf courses
Speaker 2: aren't what they should be.
Speaker 1: Can I throw it absolutely like nuclear It's not my take.
Speaker 1: Someone actually suggested this to me all right recently, and
Speaker 1: I don't know that I believe it. Although when I
Speaker 1: played there, I got my ass kicked and it wasn't
Speaker 1: necessarily a fun day, and like I enjoyed it. I
Speaker 1: like took the whole course in I knew all Shinnecock.
Speaker 1: Is there any way you would ever say anything about
Speaker 1: that is overrated Shinnecock Hills. No, It's pretty hard to
Speaker 1: do that, right, I know, it's very controversial. Someone suggested
Speaker 1: to me, like I think should have cocked overright. Someone
Speaker 1: said that to me recently. It's like, ah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like that's what It's a course that I've played and
Speaker 1: covered where I've like honestly committed all eighteen holes to memory,
Speaker 1: which doesn't always happen. That's non you know, masters or
Speaker 1: whatever else. Like I know it by the back of
Speaker 1: my hand. I think it's awesome. I think is there
Speaker 1: anything about that that gets I don't know, it gets
Speaker 1: into trouble maybe for maybe maybe it's the high handicapper
Speaker 1: that gets their ass kicked there. I don't know where
Speaker 1: that statement came from, but we'll leave that. You just
Speaker 1: did a podcast with the William Flynn.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think that. No, I just
Speaker 2: don't think that's I don't I don't buy that take.
Speaker 2: But you know, again, golf course architectures art, so there's
Speaker 2: like very subjective let's go. You know, like some places
Speaker 2: that were really disappointed have been redone, like like Oakland
Speaker 2: Hills before they restored it was now it's like unbelievable,
Speaker 2: but before it was like extraordinarily disappointing.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I saw a good one. What was the question? Oh,
Speaker 1: steel is real? I think we already covered him what
Speaker 1: brands of golf clothing to find the man. I mean, obviously,
Speaker 1: if you have PXG stuff, you are, I know what
Speaker 1: you're all about. I could probably what about a cast store,
Speaker 1: I could write a thousand words on you. I'm sure
Speaker 1: if you just walk up I think blade collar, you're
Speaker 1: probably getting into certain statements about who you are and
Speaker 1: what you're all about. I don't know if you wear
Speaker 1: like designer clothes, like some people get real into designer
Speaker 1: clothes every now and then, like like high high end
Speaker 1: fashioned bullshit. This guy suggested most people who buy Shark
Speaker 1: branded clothes are generally insufferable. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: have any grand takes, but I think I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's brand necessarily as opposed to the look, you
Speaker 1: can kind of figure figure out a person pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm judging book by a cover, but.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like kind of a bum comes
Speaker 2: comes to my my apparel and.
Speaker 1: Gear, Yeah, which is fine.
Speaker 2: My apparel is very nice, it's all. But just in general,
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not really aware of the of the
Speaker 2: of the happenings of the golf fashion world.
Speaker 1: Or mix and matching colors and best looks. All right,
Speaker 1: how many more of these do we want to take?
Speaker 2: Like, hey, here's the course that I was disappointed with. Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean I wasn't decided. I didn't expect it to
Speaker 2: be great, but just based off of where it is,
Speaker 2: like in the rankings, I just don't think it it is.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking to Golf Digest list and thirty nine
Speaker 2: is Congree, which had the you know, the tour event. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a It's a wonderful place. I would love to
Speaker 2: I love I would love to spend a lot of
Speaker 2: time there. You know, great mission, it's great, great food,
Speaker 2: great lodging, you know, wonderful condition, the golf courses. But
Speaker 2: I don't think the golf course is very good. And
Speaker 2: it's it's thirty ninth in the in the country according
Speaker 2: to Golf Digest. Like now, like, here's the thing. I
Speaker 2: went there not expecting anything, so I wasn't disappointed.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Sure I walked off and was like, oh, it's cool.
Speaker 2: It's a wonderful place, but I don't think it's a
Speaker 2: great golf course.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You know Aaron Hills. Aaron Hills, I think for in
Speaker 2: terms of playing. I think it's fine for like a venue,
Speaker 2: like I thought it was interesting to see pros play it,
Speaker 2: but for personally playing it, I have very little interest
Speaker 2: in going there. It takes a really long time to play.
Speaker 2: That's something that just in general gets under my skin.
Speaker 2: The other thing is like the fact that the golf
Speaker 2: course takes up six hundred acres and there's nothing else there,
Speaker 2: Like the fact they don't have a short course or
Speaker 2: nine hole course. They have the putting course, but like
Speaker 2: that sucks. It's hard when you're kind of but you
Speaker 2: know that the golf course is fine, but it's it's
Speaker 2: not the forty something best course in the country. Malarkey.
Speaker 1: There you go. How about this one from Justin Ray?
Speaker 1: And it requires a little bit of research and Justin
Speaker 1: Ray is much better at that than us. You have
Speaker 1: to make a bracket of thirty two active active PGA
Speaker 1: tour players to fight each other with UFC rules, who
Speaker 1: are the top four overall seeds? So UFC rules JT
Speaker 1: can't be bite? Can they bite? In UFC? I presumeably can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with you.
Speaker 2: Just PGA tour players.
Speaker 1: Active PGA tour players, So I suppose little turtle. I
Speaker 1: think he's a dual member. I might put a little turtle,
Speaker 1: I kind of.
Speaker 2: I can't get Marunk the big pole.
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't know anything about the UFC.
Speaker 1: I would think being tall is a disadvantage going quickly
Speaker 1: you get left. I think matters right. Maybe I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Morunk is an imposing figure.
Speaker 1: He's huge, yeah, but I mean how easy would he take?
Speaker 2: What about big John Thompson?
Speaker 1: I mean it just seems like he's just the bigger
Speaker 1: they come, the harder they fall. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you're trying to break his ankle and they're
Speaker 1: tapping out. I mean you're talking to two people not
Speaker 1: often about UFC. I don't think I think Tyryl would
Speaker 1: be a good option there else.
Speaker 2: I don't think Tyrrel will be a good one. Why
Speaker 2: you think he's just the thin he's just kind of British. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think he's like explosive, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, who's got a good fit, who's got a
Speaker 1: good punch, who packed some power? Who do you think
Speaker 1: that could be.
Speaker 2: A good question. I'm looking through the list here. I
Speaker 2: wish I could have prepped a little here.
Speaker 1: I know this. This question came in fifty seconds ago
Speaker 1: from Justin Ray. Four fighters UFC rules.
Speaker 2: Four fighters you have? I don't know what UFC rules are?
Speaker 2: Is the problem?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it means you know you can kick,
Speaker 1: you can punch.
Speaker 2: What about chess? You think chess?
Speaker 1: I honestly think, like I Thinktrick has something to him, right.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about him. I just I don't think
Speaker 2: so he's.
Speaker 1: I think Rom might be imposing.
Speaker 2: I think I would put Roy in there.
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm wrong. I think Rom would would be
Speaker 1: He's a thick He's got a thickness to him. So
Speaker 1: I think Rom's legit. Patrick Greed, anybody.
Speaker 2: Else quad comings.
Speaker 1: He's not an active FJ to.
Speaker 2: Remember, he's just ranked in the strokes gained off the tee.
Speaker 1: I could see Keegan Bradley being a nut job, just
Speaker 1: like completely off the road.
Speaker 2: What about Scott Stelling's fits, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's just he kind of outlast
Speaker 1: ye wear you down.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you have to have there? Since he's an athlete, you.
Speaker 1: Know Brooks like kid? Maybe I suppose what else do
Speaker 1: we got? We gave you more than four top four.
Speaker 1: I'm going with Tyrrel, Kegan Bradley, John Robb and uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know who's the last one. He said.
Speaker 2: I think Alex Norin could be good, just.
Speaker 1: This Nordic kind of tactics.
Speaker 2: I think he'd have some really, he'd have a unique
Speaker 2: form about him, like you know how he's got the
Speaker 2: weird gesticulations and gyrations that he you know, he comes
Speaker 2: to the tea with. I think he just would he'd
Speaker 2: be like, you know, he'd be like the sidewinder picture reliever.
Speaker 1: I think Hovelin might not be bad. I was thinking
Speaker 1: of Leverage. He's just listening to death metal, you know,
Speaker 1: getting to hyped up. All right?
Speaker 2: What the desert Fox?
Speaker 1: Now, some gray haired Scott that just has been living
Speaker 1: in Arizona for the last twenty years.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, Dewie.
Speaker 1: He's a burly boy for sure. I forgot he's active again.
Speaker 2: JJ spawn might not be avantage.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad one. Going to the Braves parade tomorrow, congrats.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this. This is the.
Speaker 1: Scott m No going to the Braves parade tomorrow. Congrats
Speaker 1: to your braves. What are your general thoughts on parades?
Speaker 2: All right? I hate them. I hate them so much,
Speaker 2: But then we took my daughter to parade.
Speaker 1: All right, First, why do you hate them?
Speaker 2: They're just absurd. You sit and watch people walk by
Speaker 2: these floats, these stupid small businesses that are just propaganda
Speaker 2: either they're pedaling their crap on you your stuff, and
Speaker 2: you know, well it just is so the bands play
Speaker 2: too loud, like you know, it's just it's always hot,
Speaker 2: and you're just like, what what am I doing here?
Speaker 2: You know, like if there's an option to be out
Speaker 2: washing the parade or in the house, you know, conversating
Speaker 2: having a drink, I'm going to be in the house
Speaker 2: conversating and having a drink. Now. I brought my daughter
Speaker 2: to the last parade I was at, and she had
Speaker 2: like the greatest time ever, and I just held her.
Speaker 2: She was just like shaking her arms. She's won. You know,
Speaker 2: she was just going nuts when anytime the band came by.
Speaker 2: And now I love parades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean parades are great. Up until a certain age,
Speaker 1: it was so exciting and just but now you kind
Speaker 1: of wonder, like, why why is this the thing?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Why does this person have a float?
Speaker 1: When I want a championship? I think that is more
Speaker 1: of a community celebration. The parade is sort of ancillary
Speaker 1: cause to congregate. But I would be in favor of
Speaker 1: those parades continuing. Did you see the Braves? One is
Speaker 1: a commute? Did you see this? The parade? So they're
Speaker 1: doing a parade in downtown Atlanta and then it stops.
Speaker 1: They get on the highway and commute out the Cobb
Speaker 1: County where they're suburban chopping mall stadium. I think it's
Speaker 1: like a mall. They said stadium is like thirty five
Speaker 1: minutes out. And there's of course great you know, racial
Speaker 1: undertones to this, this new stadium and all that. But
Speaker 1: it's like these buses get on the highway and then
Speaker 1: they go to another parade forty minutes away. It's kind
Speaker 1: of interesting. But congrats to the Braves. That's fantastic. Anything
Speaker 1: else do I hit anymore? A couple more?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you know what the difference between salted and unsalted butter? Is?
Speaker 1: No? But I've made a conscious Do you pick which?
Speaker 1: We've gone all over the place on this. I think
Speaker 1: I never know whatsulted we said on insulted on all time, sulted,
Speaker 1: not insulted, unsaulted.
Speaker 2: You know, you do salt it.
Speaker 1: We do salt it.
Speaker 2: Every time I'm in the grocery store, I look at
Speaker 2: the two and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, is it that big a difference? I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I don't think it is. Can we do
Speaker 1: a speed round from David Laric favorite fruit? Which we've
Speaker 1: probably got a raspberry?
Speaker 2: Stop asking me this question. Window, I'm a window. Oh,
Speaker 2: I like getting in my space. I don't have to
Speaker 2: go get up to go to the bathroom. I'm in.
Speaker 2: I'm locked in.
Speaker 1: I'm the flying boss. Once I chosen window, and uh,
Speaker 1: some extremely burly folks came in, extremely likely burly times
Speaker 1: twenty five and I was literally pressed against the window
Speaker 1: and I like started hyperventilating, And I like try to
Speaker 1: go for asle every now and then. So now every time.
Speaker 2: I think the problem with the aisle is you get
Speaker 2: just bodied by anybody that walks by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Bent or Bermuda Bent, any favorite, any Permuta favorite?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sam Burns might say that favorite commercial airline.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're not charging you're picking that, all right?
Speaker 2: I mean, what what are you going to say?
Speaker 1: I don't have a favorite. I would say Continental because
Speaker 1: that's where they flew in and out of Cleveland. But
Speaker 1: then United got their grubby hands on them and bought
Speaker 1: them out.
Speaker 2: So you know, I've been I've been uh going for
Speaker 2: United lately. I've dropped the bus. Done with the bus.
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand that.
Speaker 2: I just on with the bus.
Speaker 1: Okay, any others you want to hit here?
Speaker 2: A lot of people ask me questions about the Bulls.
Speaker 2: How are they succeeding? Are they for real? Listen? A
Speaker 2: team could be good to the regular season and stink
Speaker 2: of the postseason and they have zero rid production, but
Speaker 2: they have a lot of guys that can score a
Speaker 2: lot of points and uh and in the regular season
Speaker 2: that went to you a lot of games. So I
Speaker 2: don't think they're gonna are I don't think they're good,
Speaker 2: but there it's actually fun to have, like a fun
Speaker 2: team to watch.
Speaker 1: You keeping track of the Cavs at all.
Speaker 2: Evan Mobley is a real deal.
Speaker 1: Or above five hundred, you might have.
Speaker 2: The best player in franchise history.
Speaker 1: Shut up last one, Jim Hartzell. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's the last one. Best all time TV show? Would
Speaker 1: you say The Wire? I think it's the liar too,
Speaker 1: mad Men's in there for me, breaking bag, Like I
Speaker 1: go with the wire. Worst commissioner in American sports.
Speaker 2: I had this Michael Quick. I mean, he's gotta be
Speaker 2: the baseball Manfred, right.
Speaker 1: He seems to be consistently tripping over himself. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing, Like the commissioners are like only there to
Speaker 1: serve as like the dartboards, right, or the punching bag.
Speaker 1: I should say more or less right. You don't get
Speaker 1: a ton of positive presses that Adam silver is somehow
Speaker 1: mostly kept himself clean. But Manfred does seem to to
Speaker 1: fit that role right now. I don't think he could
Speaker 1: say Monahan right, he did fine. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: we ban on him a lot here, but when we're
Speaker 1: talking about the universal commissioners, I don't think it's me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not at the top, he's not at the bottom.
Speaker 2: I love this one, and we'll get out of here.
Speaker 1: Grant. If you could hire someone to spend one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty hours analyzing one moment in sports, what would it.
Speaker 2: Be you go first? I gotta think about mine.
Speaker 1: I I think it would This might be kind of cliche.
Speaker 1: I think it might be Lebron's block on Nicodala, like
Speaker 1: from start on the break through, it's pretty fun. That's
Speaker 1: pretty great, right, one hundred and eighty hours on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's so much to noodle on with that
Speaker 1: entire dissection. I think so one moment. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they're defining as a moment, right, would you would
Speaker 1: there be a golf one that jumps out to you?
Speaker 2: I mean Phil's wind this year and Tigers win in
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen for.
Speaker 1: A moment, All right, Okay, aren't.
Speaker 2: Too bang moments. I would say there are moments like those.
Speaker 2: Those would be you know, when when when Brave Heart
Speaker 2: broke out in the at the Aqua, you know, the Bartman,
Speaker 2: the whole Bartman incident. As a Cubs fan, it's a
Speaker 2: moment with Moises Slou, you know, moistest Lou's comments in
Speaker 2: the in the you know time, and then his comments
Speaker 2: later Pete mister p Ance once as a Lou that
Speaker 2: would be one. You know, most recently as a Cubs fan,
Speaker 2: the Ricketts family crying poor when they bought up a
Speaker 2: whole city block and and then couldn't afford to keep
Speaker 2: the team together. That'd be one that would be would
Speaker 2: be good to analyze, like just to really dive into this.
Speaker 2: This billionaire that can't can't sustain, you know, one of
Speaker 2: the most profitable sports teams in the the can't pay
Speaker 2: can't pay payroll.
Speaker 1: Though, yep, I would say maybe the move of the
Speaker 1: Browns would be a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a question about that. I had written down.
Speaker 1: What about it?
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see where is it, Kevin O'Connor. If the
Speaker 2: Browns didn't leave Cleveland at ninety five and Belichick is
Speaker 2: still the coach there? How many Super Bowls Super Bowl wins?
Speaker 2: Does Brenda poora several?
Speaker 1: A handful. We've somehow ended up with the laughing stock
Speaker 1: of the division when all the other franchises in the
Speaker 1: division have basically the Browns. To think they wouldn't exist
Speaker 1: without the Browns, including the Steelers, there's just a.
Speaker 2: Den of this is a what to take the Steelers, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, the Ravens don't exist without the Browns. The Bangles
Speaker 1: don't exist without the Browns because Paul Brown got canned
Speaker 1: by Artodelli goes and starts the Bangles. The Steelers were
Speaker 1: an irrelevant franchise just getting a door mat for the
Speaker 1: Browns until the seventies. This was every day in Cleveland
Speaker 1: growing up until the NFL just turned their heads and
Speaker 1: let them there's locker room just become this den, this
Speaker 1: steroid den, and all of a sudden they're relevant in
Speaker 1: like the seventies and they've just been completely irrelevant. I'm
Speaker 1: angering so many people here. But and now the Browns,
Speaker 1: you know, they've spawned this entire division and they're just
Speaker 1: They're just a laughing stock. So anyways, all right, continue on.
Speaker 1: I probably that was a low blow. I'm just kidding everybody.
Speaker 1: I love the Steelers, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 2: If TFE could play only Culver Academy, Sweeten's cover the
Speaker 2: Dunes Club, three great nine hole courses for the rest
Speaker 2: of the life of his life, which one does TFV pick?
Speaker 2: That would be Culver Academy splendid. All the other two
Speaker 2: are great, but Culver Academy is just in a whole
Speaker 2: different stratosphere.
Speaker 1: Okay, what things do you keep in your pockets during
Speaker 1: a round? This is it? This is our last question.
Speaker 1: I'm cutting it off.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: If I am really playing a personal ROUNDE I put
Speaker 2: my phone away, so that's out. I do keep my
Speaker 2: wallet in my back pocket. I just feel weird without it.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm with you, and then a couple.
Speaker 2: Of ball markers one as few as few teas as possible.
Speaker 2: I know that, and I like to have like, uh,
Speaker 2: like three. I used to carry three quarters okay, but
Speaker 2: not anymore. And now it's just like one ball marker.
Speaker 1: Okay, a divot tool di no I use te okay,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: What about you?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: You just said that was the last four.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like whatever teas I get in my
Speaker 1: paw when I put my hand in the bag, I
Speaker 1: don't care, and I try not to get too many,
Speaker 1: not a crazy amount two balls right when I'm not
Speaker 1: ones in play? You know there's one and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: like a ball marker or two. That's it. I I've
Speaker 1: taken my wallet and phone out, I take everything else out.
Speaker 1: When you started the pod, how long do you think
Speaker 1: it would really realistically.
Speaker 2: Last I had this one, dawn. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think I had any expectations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I considered that. I didn't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think we started it expecting it to fail,
Speaker 1: or else we wouldn't have started it. That's what I
Speaker 1: would say, all right, that does it for this Friday.
Speaker 1: Thank you for all your questions.
Speaker 2: To get in your sign off there?
Speaker 1: What is there something else you want to get in? No,
Speaker 1: thank you for these questions. Demonstration of the curious, an
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