1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: Jubils. Dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember, 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: if you have a dirty secret, all you have to 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: do a little big whatever, just a secret any side. See, 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: they don't even have to do that. Dirty could be clean. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: It'd be like just kind of a little sweaty even whatever. 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: If you got a secret you want to tell us, 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 1: just text in four one to six one. You can 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: tell us anything, and we'll always keep you anonymous. That's 9 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: why we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody 10 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 1: who calls in to tell us a dirty little secret 11 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone right 12 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty little secret. The abominable Snowman, 13 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: an abominable snow Man. Abominable snow Man, Oh my goodness, 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning everyone. You sound a lot less 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: intimidating than I thought you would. Oh yeah, well, I mean, okay, 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: abominable snow Man. I would just like to point out 17 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: that even though abomable Snowman is super tall and super 18 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: wide with I mean, I'm sure, but hey man, I've 19 00:00:55,240 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: got the booty for it. So is is accurate sub aspect? 20 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: Can you roar like the abominable Snowman? Is the question? Okay, 21 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: oh that was abominable snowman. Or anyway, let's get to 22 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: the secret. So you have a dirty little secret that 23 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: you want to use. Yeah, So I'm actually trying to 24 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: get fired from my job. Why A lot of people 25 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: are yeah, right, what do you do for work? So 26 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: I work in an office, but I don't really do 27 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: much because I'm trying to get fired. That's a good 28 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: way about It's a good way to go about it. 29 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: Not doing your job? Is that? Is that? Is that 30 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: your secret? Yeah? But there's more. Okay, hella, is it 31 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: what you're doing to try and get fired? I'm puzzling 32 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: money from the company that'll get you fired. I mean 33 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: if I was smart enough to figure that out, maybe, 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: But instead I just keep doing like these little things 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: around the office, just kind of like you know, messing 36 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: around or trying to make it, you know, just stuff 37 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: to like that. You know, a normal boss would be like, oh, 38 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: you're fired, But instead I keep getting promoted. What you're 39 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: trying to get fired? But you're actually getting promoted. So yeah, yeah, 40 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: and so so again I'm not doing anything, but and 41 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: like you know, my coworkers will do my work for me, 42 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: but I keep getting the credit for it, and the 43 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 1: boss is like, oh, you're so cool. Promotion and more money. Okay, 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: well why don't you just stay there? Then? If you're 45 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: getting like I mean, at a certain point, you probably 46 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: would like it, right, Yeah, especially if you keep getting promoted, 47 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: you're gonna get a lot of money eventually. Yeah. Well, 48 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: I mean that's kind of why I'm like, there's more money, 49 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 1: but I'd rather get fired. I think you're gonna have 50 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: to step you getting up and like just take a 51 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: dump on the floor or the NF to do something 52 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: pretty out there. What are you doing? What are you 53 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: trying to do to get fired? I just haven't been 54 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: doing my work, but you're getting promoted instead. How many, 55 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: like you say, promoted. Has it been more than one promotion? Yeah? 56 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:17,839 Speaker 1: I've been promoted like two times within the last like 57 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,799 Speaker 1: a few months. Wow, that's great. Okay. I mean, so 58 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: you're going to be the CEO and you don't have 59 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 1: to do anything for it. I would stick with that job. 60 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: I would not get fired. Yeah. Yeah, but I have 61 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: to get up and I have to be like in 62 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: the like in my chair by eight o'clock and be 63 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: my chair. Yeah we get here, you know what time 64 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: we get here really early. Yeah, give me time, a 65 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: fun job. You guys get to be on the radio, 66 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: sit in an office windows. Yeah, I don't know if 67 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: it's worth it. Sometimes. Have you done radio? Do you know? Yeah? 68 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: You don't know that you're putting that you're assuming, well, 69 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: good luck. I mean, one day you're going to run 70 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: the company and that you're really gonna have to do anything. 71 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: So just quirk, just quirk, keep doing nothing and get promoted. Okay, 72 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: thanks guys. What's your dirty little secret.