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Speaker 1: We're just days away from counting down the top ten

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Speaker 1: phone taps of the year.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's happening.

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Speaker 1: It starts on Monday.

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Speaker 2: I know that like most normal people mark like the

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Speaker 2: end of the year by maybe different traditions, this is

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Speaker 2: my mark at the end.

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Speaker 3: Of the year. Ye.

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Speaker 2: This honestly makes it feel like Wow.

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Speaker 1: I know we're actually doing something nice for people. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we've got a lot of fans texting in their favorites

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Speaker 1: of the year. We couldn't fit them all into our

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Speaker 1: big countdown. That's why today we're giving you a special

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Speaker 1: bonus honorable mention phone tap where we call a woman

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Speaker 1: who regularly visits her grandpa at the local retirement center,

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Speaker 1: but recently it's been caught up in a strange scandal,

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Speaker 1: a scandal that we totally made up. For this, it's

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Speaker 1: your honorable mentioned phone tap. Right now, it's another.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking for Jessica.

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Speaker 3: This is Jessica.

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Speaker 2: Hi Jessica. My name's Betty Bangers. I'm one of the

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Speaker 2: assistants here at the Point senior facility where your grandpa resides.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is everything okay?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, he's fine, no issues with his health.

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Speaker 3: Actually good.

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Speaker 2: It's quite the opposite. He's more active than ever.

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Speaker 3: That's good, right, Well.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you're understanding what I'm saying here.

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Speaker 2: He's more active than ever.

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Speaker 3: He's like going outside and like walking around too much,

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Speaker 3: or we really.

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Speaker 2: Hope he's not taking it outside yet. No, this is

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Speaker 2: definitely we'll say a bedroom activity. What. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 2: want to let you know. I'm speaking for everyone in

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Speaker 2: the nursing unit and we would just appreciate it so

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Speaker 2: much if you could stop what you're doing because it's not.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. What.

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Speaker 2: Look, you can drop the act.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I really don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: I'll be more direct then. Okay, I need you to

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Speaker 2: stop delivering the little blue pills to your grandpa.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be joking, right, that's not really happening. I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure there's no blue pills.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of them, and he's getting them from somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Well, just to let you know, I had no idea

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Speaker 3: that this was going on. I'm a little shocked to

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Speaker 3: myself and I have nothing to do with this. I

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Speaker 3: don't know why you think I brought him the pills.

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Speaker 2: Because somebody is providing him with it, and you're the

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Speaker 2: only person who visits him on a regular basis.

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Speaker 3: So how do you even know that that's happening? Like,

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Speaker 3: are you walking in or how do you know?

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Speaker 2: I wish it was more private. He was in line

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Speaker 2: for dinner the other night, and let's just say he

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Speaker 2: had to take a couple of steps back from the

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Speaker 2: resident in front of him.

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Speaker 3: Oh come on, now, that is that's not true.

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Speaker 2: It is true. I unfortunately witnessed it.

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Speaker 3: I am not sure what you want me to do

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Speaker 3: about this, because.

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Speaker 2: It's not a problem for everyone. His group of guy

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Speaker 2: friends gave him the nickname hammerhead ned what he seems to.

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Speaker 3: Like that, like, this is too much information for me?

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Speaker 2: That is well, I will say. Even some of the

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Speaker 2: ladies don't mind. Oh my thought, poor Agnes Broker hit

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Speaker 2: plane shuffle board. But when the dog looked at her, yeah, stop.

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Speaker 3: I do not want to hear that. It is my grandfather.

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Speaker 2: Agnes's family didn't want to hear it either. That was

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Speaker 2: a hard call for me to make.

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Speaker 3: I don't say anymore I have heard. I'm not well.

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Speaker 2: I do think you do need to know this because

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Speaker 2: your grandpa's been inquiring about starting an only fans account.

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Speaker 3: There is no way that he's doing that. Does he

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Speaker 3: even know what OnlyFans is like? He is old.

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Speaker 2: Well with all the new phones, the seniors nowadays much

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Speaker 2: more tech savvy. I mean we had one go viral

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Speaker 2: on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: They figured out, Oh, I don't know. There's no way.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know how to use TikTok or only Fans.

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Speaker 3: He can't even use facebooky as trouble texting.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you may want to revisit that because

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Speaker 2: we're also getting so many calls from other female seniors

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Speaker 2: who don't even here. They just want to meet and

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Speaker 2: greet with good old Ned.

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Speaker 3: Ned is unacceptable. You need to do something about it.

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Speaker 2: Again, We've tried, so we really need you to do something.

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Speaker 3: What the hell am I supposed to do about it?

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Speaker 2: I mean, do you know the show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning. They're on the radio.

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Speaker 3: What does dad have to do with anything?

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Speaker 2: Well, you should tell them about it so they can

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Speaker 2: print call his granddaughter. Oh wait, that's you. What this

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Speaker 2: is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning. It's all a joke.

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Speaker 3: Do you even know my Grandpa was there. I can't

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Speaker 3: bullet you.

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Speaker 2: Our sister Dana set you up. She says, you two

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Speaker 2: are planning to visit Grandpa this weekend and she wanted

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Speaker 2: to freak you out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Ye well, I'm totally freaked out, and

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Speaker 3: you put an image in my head that I never

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Speaker 3: ever want to see again.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you can't deny hammer head ned. He's a real

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Speaker 2: ladies man around here.

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Speaker 3: No, don't call him that ever. Goddess so gross.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he wants here to be on only fans

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Speaker 2: with him though, you know, he needs some younger bodies

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Speaker 2: to spice things up.

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Speaker 3: That's going into some areas that I don't even want

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Speaker 3: to think about.

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Speaker 2: The week up every morning was foot Taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning