Speaker 1: Oh you're listening a mess. Hello, the fake laugh coming
Speaker 1: into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're always doing that, yeah, Janet Jackson, Yeah, don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Stop touching.
Speaker 2: Touch you there.
Speaker 1: Hello, we're at mess. We are doing it. He said, Hello.
Speaker 2: Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry. He's you know, he
Speaker 2: always got something going on. There's always something going on.
Speaker 2: It's never a dull moment with him. And I thank
Speaker 2: him for that. Really, you're thinking, Tyler Perry, I don't
Speaker 2: usually do that, but he does contribute to the mess.
Speaker 2: And so since we're good at that here, we have to,
Speaker 2: you know, uplift these people who provide for mess constantly.
Speaker 1: This is true.
Speaker 2: People have been providing for mess. I mean some of
Speaker 2: twenty five.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of.
Speaker 2: People just like you know, they're just like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do whatever. I think it's important. Well, hm, I think
Speaker 2: sometimes the wrong people are doing whatever. I think certain
Speaker 2: people should do whatever, and I trust them with their whateverness.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you're a safe person to do whatever.
Speaker 2: It's exciting, it's a story, it's exciting, but it's it'd
Speaker 2: be a little bit unhinged at times. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like you know it's it's not the most professional mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're a professional, a mess, a mess, But
Speaker 2: what do you mean not professional?
Speaker 1: Like do you have an example, sister? I don't have
Speaker 1: an example.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't my I feel like my mess now
Speaker 2: is me trying to come up with like little cute scams,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Okay, Like, so I ordered,
Speaker 2: I told you I got this like storage bench, yes,
Speaker 2: from Facebook marketplace. Right when I get there, this lady
Speaker 2: had two little chihuahuas.
Speaker 1: Yes, nowhere in the post it.
Speaker 2: To say she had dogs, but the thing was cute,
Speaker 2: it was the right size, and so I got it.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I bring it all the way home. The next day,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is that smell? And I feel like
Speaker 2: I can smell the dogs on the bench.
Speaker 1: Yes, you told this story right, Yes.
Speaker 2: So I like I got for Breeze. I've been spraying
Speaker 2: a crap out of it, and I'm like and I'm like,
Speaker 2: so yesterday I was laying on it and I got
Speaker 2: up because I can still smell it. I've had this
Speaker 2: bench now for like a month and a half. Yes, so,
Speaker 2: but the dog the smell is not going away. The
Speaker 2: for Breeze is done. I sprayed the whole thing. So
Speaker 2: I was online yesterday and I was looking and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, she got this bench from Amazon.
Speaker 2: And I was like, if I order it from Amazon
Speaker 2: and then can I return this bench back to Amazon.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean when I say little baby.
Speaker 1: Scams, you're scaring the corporation.
Speaker 2: I'm like, they will get the bench back. It's just
Speaker 2: gonna be the dog bench. But then I'll be in
Speaker 2: a home that dog smell free. I mean I don't.
Speaker 2: The thing is is that you could try it. There's
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with trying, but that feels like a lot
Speaker 2: of work, right because now I gotta like, because it's
Speaker 2: a the you've been on it, it's like two people,
Speaker 2: two and a half people could sit on this bench.
Speaker 2: Why don't you hit her up and be like, yo,
Speaker 2: I've had this for a month and a half.
Speaker 1: It smells like dog. What is she gonna say?
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's out of my apartment and you already
Speaker 2: paid for it, sister, can you run me my money
Speaker 2: back or like, run me some money back? Because now
Speaker 2: I have to actually buy a bench that doesn't smell
Speaker 2: like you know, snoopy. So your solution thank you, Snoopy.
Speaker 2: So your solution is you think I should hit this
Speaker 2: lady up. You don't think too much time has passed
Speaker 2: for me to hit this lady up and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: you deceived me. You and them smelly as dogs trick me.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I could find her contact.
Speaker 1: Oh it's been that long.
Speaker 2: It might I might have had this bench for like
Speaker 2: two months.
Speaker 1: Damns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes there's that they were transpired where you're like,
Speaker 2: you just got to take that l because smelling like
Speaker 2: dog nothing since we don't have dogs, it's a no.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did the dogs live in this? I think
Speaker 1: so that might have been their spot, the spot on
Speaker 1: it like it. The smell never went away. So are
Speaker 1: you gonna get another bench? Because you know, my.
Speaker 2: Fear now is because you know sometimes when you order
Speaker 2: something on Amazon, they'd be like, we'll give you a refund,
Speaker 2: but keep it. My fear is'm gonna have two of
Speaker 2: the same bench. I guess I could put one outside.
Speaker 1: You could, there's all, there's all there, there's a will,
Speaker 1: there's a way.
Speaker 2: But I think that See that's the thing with Facebook Marketplace,
Speaker 2: its like and they always be taking these pictures and
Speaker 2: lighting that you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, this is this is bombed and you
Speaker 1: get there, you're like, this is broken down, this is ashy.
Speaker 1: Did somebody die on this?
Speaker 2: And I think that and it's so hard to call
Speaker 2: people out on it after you be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a buy this, thank you.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, like, so, I'm.
Speaker 2: I think you should get another one friend because something
Speaker 2: smell like dog. You don't even even care.
Speaker 1: For believing dogs?
Speaker 2: Ye, all dogs do go to heaven. Well, these dogs
Speaker 2: went to the bathroom on this bench. All dogs pete
Speaker 2: on his bench.
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. So that's that's what I'm talking about. I'm
Speaker 1: here for the small little scams by Reezi.
Speaker 2: But then like everything is not a scam, but that
Speaker 2: a scam if she was not a scam, right, okay?
Speaker 1: Boom.
Speaker 2: So I dropped off a bunch of clothing that I
Speaker 2: got in Japan or for Japan at the drag cleaners.
Speaker 2: One of the things that I got is this little
Speaker 2: mini skirt that I got from Revolve that costs way
Speaker 2: too much money.
Speaker 1: I truly didn't.
Speaker 2: Even know if I was gonna keep it because it
Speaker 2: was I was like, this is that much fabric and
Speaker 2: it costs how much? It was like a hundred and
Speaker 2: something done?
Speaker 1: But what made you get that skirt? Because I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm living in abundance. It's like I got rid of
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff that are like low quality.
Speaker 2: Fast fashion. Let me pay for something. Let me pay
Speaker 2: this price for this thing and maybe it'll be quality.
Speaker 2: Living in abundance, But the skirt is this The fabric
Speaker 2: is not abundant.
Speaker 1: Is that fabric is not abundant?
Speaker 2: But but the budget for the skirt, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm living a bundantly. The skirt came, I tried it on.
Speaker 2: It looked good with some of the outfits and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, Japanese schoolgirl in Japan.
Speaker 1: And like, I WoT the skirt one time. I brought
Speaker 1: it to the drag cleaners.
Speaker 2: When I got back and when I went to pick
Speaker 2: up all my crap, they were.
Speaker 1: Like, we can't find the skirt. You lost the skirt?
Speaker 2: I said, I wore that skirt one time. Do you
Speaker 2: know how much that skirt costs? Hey call us tomorrow
Speaker 2: or call us on a couple in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Were gonna see if the cleaners lost it, because they
Speaker 2: send the stuff out. No, the daughter of the cleaners,
Speaker 2: God damn skirt. She she she's out club Zuli right now,
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: I've been to this drag cleanness now like maybe five
Speaker 1: or six times. Skirt is gone.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh yeah, we never found it. She put
Speaker 2: me on the phone with the guy.
Speaker 1: He's like, listen, said does the receipt?
Speaker 2: Yes, send a receipt. I never sent the receipt, he said,
Speaker 2: I sent.
Speaker 1: I texted the receipt.
Speaker 2: No response. I'm like, hello, no response. I sent the
Speaker 2: screenshot of the email, me scrolling through so he can
Speaker 2: see that. It's that's it's like legit, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: scamming them.
Speaker 1: No response.
Speaker 2: Sis, pull up, you gotta pull I'm queen, pull up.
Speaker 2: Don't wait for nobody.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the clean up.
Speaker 2: To the cleaner. The lady is like, well, we send
Speaker 2: the stuff out. They must have lost it. And the
Speaker 2: person that I'm talking to is the guy that I
Speaker 2: sent the receipts. Tough is now not I'll call him because.
Speaker 1: I have his number. I'm gonna call him because I've
Speaker 1: been texting. But what I'm gonna call it from? Do
Speaker 1: want you to call from a different number?
Speaker 2: And I'll be like, I'm your representative. A right, this
Speaker 2: is on behalf of my client Washkowitz and Washington Legal Firm.
Speaker 2: And uh, my client here says that you misplaced his skirt.
Speaker 1: Was it five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: No, it was like one hundred and eighty dollars skirt,
Speaker 2: which is in sustain with me.
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars. We're gonna need that money.
Speaker 2: I can write it, and I, you know me, I'm
Speaker 2: not spending that on a skirt. And then I spent
Speaker 2: it and I was like, I don't even know I'm
Speaker 2: gonna keep this. Maybe I'll rerid in Japan and I'll
Speaker 2: bring it back. And then I wore it in Japan
Speaker 2: and I got back and I was like.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep it. Already worried I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 2: But I should have said, you're in this cold chip gut.
Speaker 2: If I had sent it back, I wouldn't have had it.
Speaker 2: I didn't send it back and now I still don't
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: Friend.
Speaker 2: You know what that means. You gotta stop spending money.
Speaker 2: That's where the root is. It's not a stop scanning.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, my mess. My mess is that I'm you
Speaker 2: know still on my fitness journey. I'm working out twice
Speaker 2: a day. My body hurts, my back aches. It's a lot,
Speaker 2: it's a lot. I don't have I don't have a
Speaker 2: gym unit. I don't have the hair for the gym.
Speaker 2: You also have to work out outside. Crazy crazy, So
Speaker 2: we usually walk the track at night. That's cute, that's cute.
Speaker 2: Today we said we're gonna switch it up. We're gonna
Speaker 2: switch it up. We're gonna play basketball.
Speaker 1: We're playing skin. We don't know how to play basketball.
Speaker 2: But Dwyane bought a basketball that was small size.
Speaker 1: It was not like a baby basketball.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's not a daven Buster's size, but
Speaker 2: it's a next side.
Speaker 1: Like a Bunba basketball. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Because we go to the park and there's all these
Speaker 2: girls doing drills. What it's a whole team of high
Speaker 2: school lady basketball player, eighty basketball players. We're doing drills,
Speaker 2: working out. I don't know if it's a class or
Speaker 2: a team. Whatever, they're doing it. They're killing it. They're
Speaker 2: killing it.
Speaker 1: And me in tight biker shorts like.
Speaker 2: How wipe the play love and hip hop, loving basketball,
Speaker 2: all of that and so me and Dwyane are in
Speaker 2: sunglasses basketball missing, missing the whop constantly.
Speaker 1: And it's also a thousand degrees outside.
Speaker 2: When you say playing basketball, y'all playing a game or y'all.
Speaker 1: Just shooting the ball. We're just shooting the ball. We're
Speaker 1: just trying.
Speaker 2: We're like for them, we're youtubing how to do the drills.
Speaker 2: We're youtubing how to play basketball.
Speaker 1: It's in barrel. It's two.
Speaker 2: It's the gays are not doing it right when it
Speaker 2: comes to this sport. And so these young girls are
Speaker 2: watching us be so unserious in our life.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna make it to the finals.
Speaker 2: No, baby, we're not even in the practice. Don't even
Speaker 2: put us in the game. And so first we go
Speaker 2: up to they're like, can we use the other the
Speaker 2: other court? They're like, for now, for now, we know,
Speaker 2: we know you're not about not about nothing.
Speaker 1: So we were going.
Speaker 2: Also, we put sunscreen on. It's important.
Speaker 1: We are cooking, cooking.
Speaker 2: It's the white is coming down my face, his face,
Speaker 2: the braids that are underneath, the braids that are underneath
Speaker 2: sh they oh my god, it's so it's I honestly,
Speaker 2: it's my fault. I should have just came in a
Speaker 2: bonnet or a headscarf for something. I looked insane with it,
Speaker 2: and it's it's shifting. It's shifting while I'm dribbling the ball,
Speaker 2: and I'm holding onto the hair while I'm dribbling, and
Speaker 2: then I'm trying to make the hoop, and it's please
Speaker 2: show me how you shut the ball. I just want
Speaker 2: to see because they looked like you gave us the no. No,
Speaker 2: it's given me half a video. Well to do your
Speaker 2: hand one more time? How did you shoot it? Wow,
Speaker 2: that's the goods. Yeah, yeah, show us how you threw
Speaker 2: it in. I'm doing it, but it's these nails and
Speaker 2: nails are in the way. So we're trying to we're
Speaker 2: trying to make we're doing like ten we need to
Speaker 2: make ten shots ms.
Speaker 1: I will. We're gonna put it in the dump that
Speaker 1: it's so bad. Please.
Speaker 2: So we're just trying to diversify our portfolio with our workouts.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I don't know that I have. If you
Speaker 2: guys can give me options for other things for workouts.
Speaker 2: For workouts, well, now like activities. I don't want to
Speaker 2: just be in the gym. I don't want to just
Speaker 2: walk the track.
Speaker 1: Girl, to just run.
Speaker 2: There's different types of workout classes you can take. Talk
Speaker 2: to me nice, you know, like a chabata fitness Chamata chabata,
Speaker 2: it's called tobata, not chibata. My bad, you've done that orange. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you do orange theory. Okay, you can.
Speaker 1: Do butts and guts, abs and ass.
Speaker 2: There's all these classes that will work very specific things
Speaker 2: of your body. You're living in an abundance. You want
Speaker 2: to you want to get me a you want to
Speaker 2: give me a class? Gnosis, I lost one hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty Actually, if I had the price of the bench
Speaker 2: to the to.
Speaker 1: What I've lost.
Speaker 2: No, you said in some living in abundance? Do I
Speaker 2: want to give you a gin class?
Speaker 1: Girl?
Speaker 2: I need a gin class. That's why don't you get
Speaker 2: us a gym?
Speaker 1: Am? I your man? Wooh, I don't have a man.
Speaker 1: I have a woman.
Speaker 2: And thank God for our guests today. We we it's
Speaker 2: we were losing things, but we're winning here today. We're
Speaker 2: winning here with our Saptabulist guests. Fresh off of everything
Speaker 2: that's going on for you. You're gonna be in Ironheart. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's on Disney. Yes, can't wait to see it.
Speaker 3: In the middling Hi, Sonya I call every time I
Speaker 3: see it's it's noise at this point, like I just mean,
Speaker 3: like so many people say it wrong, right, it just
Speaker 3: I corrected everyone.
Speaker 1: What does sonya mean?
Speaker 2: Like, what's the what's the what's the definition?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But what I do know is every time I get
Speaker 4: in an uber or lyft, Russian will tell me it's Russian.
Speaker 4: A person from South America told me a South American,
Speaker 4: like somebody who was Indiana.
Speaker 1: It'll be like, oh, are you lie? So it's a
Speaker 1: universal name.
Speaker 2: I have no oh ethnic, Yes, you can go with anything,
Speaker 2: right now, you're all that name.
Speaker 1: Yes, obey, obey, now obey. That's mess. It is not
Speaker 1: all purpose. Albeit it's Maryland.
Speaker 2: So I feel like, yeah, they put it on seafood,
Speaker 2: they put it on vegetables, they put it on wings.
Speaker 2: You put out that's mess seafood. It's not for the
Speaker 2: meat crabs. I'm not a crab person. I know that's
Speaker 2: going to like give me. It's just so bad, it's
Speaker 2: so much work. I'm not really a crab person either.
Speaker 4: And that yellow thing, you know, the yellow stuff that's
Speaker 4: in crabs.
Speaker 1: You don't get that. I don't do the whole body
Speaker 1: in the body. I think, yeah, I think the can
Speaker 1: I curse on that's it's ship, you know, ship crap ship.
Speaker 2: I think you'll be eating the crabs.
Speaker 1: I do the legs. I do the legs, and it's
Speaker 1: so much work. You're cracking and you get but this
Speaker 1: much total meat.
Speaker 2: And it be mad like shell and you got a bier.
Speaker 1: Bunk, gloves tools to get this much meat.
Speaker 2: You're saying all this and y'all date men, okay, which
Speaker 2: is a lot of work, and you get a little
Speaker 2: out of that.
Speaker 1: That's what I have no energy, no energy for to
Speaker 1: stop the drama.
Speaker 2: I get what I need to get sitting here dating
Speaker 2: a woman and you can't get her to play for
Speaker 2: the gym CA so.
Speaker 1: Oh I can. So if I asked, I can.
Speaker 4: Just your girlfriend's treating you know what you should get.
Speaker 4: I was thinking when you all were talking class past,
Speaker 4: have you heard class you can do? You get like
Speaker 4: fifty sixty credits. I got it for free. That's actually
Speaker 4: a free because I'll send you the link. You could
Speaker 4: like you could find a link and it'll be like
Speaker 4: Dermatologica or something like that, and it'll be like they
Speaker 4: want you to get one month free. But I got
Speaker 4: like I took a bunch of classes and I was
Speaker 4: like back to back to back back. I took pilates,
Speaker 4: I took spin class, I took a dance class.
Speaker 1: I took whining. One on one did not recommend whining.
Speaker 1: Who was teaching a lady.
Speaker 4: No, a whole whiner, like a like a person from
Speaker 4: the Caribbean. And she she was so but she would
Speaker 4: be like, she wasn't teaching you how to do No.
Speaker 1: She would be like her do it like I don't
Speaker 1: know how I do it.
Speaker 4: But and I'm like, and I gotta stiff back, which
Speaker 4: I thought i'd be good.
Speaker 1: I was not good. So when you have a stiff
Speaker 1: up but you look so flexible.
Speaker 4: I mean that day I was not. And she kept
Speaker 4: there's a whole white woman next to me. Oh, she
Speaker 4: was in there, but she wasn't doing it well. She
Speaker 4: was she was doing something, and I think I feel
Speaker 4: like I was being singled out because I.
Speaker 1: Looked like I should be able to do it. But
Speaker 1: I was like the hips from no Girl. I walked
Speaker 1: out of there. I put my head down.
Speaker 4: I said, I've never seen these people ever again in
Speaker 4: my life, because.
Speaker 1: At one point she gives us choreo.
Speaker 4: I thought it was just gonna be like one two,
Speaker 4: like you know, once you step like she's out here
Speaker 4: like and I want and I too, and and then
Speaker 4: and then she split the class up. She's like, all right,
Speaker 4: one half is gonna watch y'all. My brain went blank.
Speaker 4: I was in there like I'm out.
Speaker 1: I took.
Speaker 2: I took a Haitian dance class one. I said, let's
Speaker 2: see what this is about.
Speaker 1: First time.
Speaker 2: It was somebody's like like old uncle. It was it
Speaker 2: was a man teaching it. So I was like okay,
Speaker 2: and he was like, and you do it like these
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, I'm not. He wasn't teaching us.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. It's like, babe, what But.
Speaker 2: It was funny. I had a good time like something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was in my head trying to be losing something
Speaker 2: forty five minutes to an hour. I just need to
Speaker 2: be sitting in my body. I wanna go back to
Speaker 2: the Haitian disceclass with you. I would even pay for it.
Speaker 2: Oh now that it's so unsay for it? Girl, you laughing,
Speaker 2: because you know I'm gonna be bad at it. Girl,
Speaker 2: we would be bad at it because but then and
Speaker 2: then it was like he was like this and this
Speaker 2: and yes and this, and I was like, I've never
Speaker 2: seen my dad do this.
Speaker 1: But okay they didn't have is it on class past? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: pay out.
Speaker 4: Of pocket, but there are there's that on class past too.
Speaker 4: Because I went to a second class. I was like,
Speaker 4: maybe it was a fluke.
Speaker 1: No, it was you. It was you. I just can't
Speaker 1: do corio.
Speaker 4: I can do like if you give me my brain.
Speaker 4: My memory span is like this. But once he got
Speaker 4: through the third step, I'm like, but.
Speaker 1: You're an actress and you you booked. That's my mind.
Speaker 4: It's like the mind body connection, like my brain would
Speaker 4: be like hold up, I need ten minutes to go
Speaker 4: practice this by myself without y'all looking at me.
Speaker 1: I can't do and I'll come back.
Speaker 2: I watched them do it and I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then they're like do.
Speaker 1: It and I'm like, how is you? I just did
Speaker 1: it one time?
Speaker 2: So confusing in my like what I think? My body
Speaker 2: is like yes, fully against it. Yes, It's like I'll
Speaker 2: know it in my head. And then when I try
Speaker 2: to actually do it, the body is like, let's do
Speaker 2: the opposite of that, the signal does not go. And
Speaker 2: then but that's why we're funny, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: it's not. My friend was like, yo, you can't be
Speaker 2: good at everything, girl.
Speaker 1: Funny people who can dance, I know, Dwayne Wurkins, it
Speaker 1: is so good.
Speaker 2: Some people got it something all but Sidney, I see
Speaker 2: your freestyle.
Speaker 1: You can you can make it up just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I mean the best time of my life is obviously
Speaker 2: when I was on Mali and cocaine and liquor, you know,
Speaker 2: because you're no inhibition, I'm just my body is loose.
Speaker 2: And so it's kind of like this is a bad analogy,
Speaker 2: but it's kind of like you know, drunk drivers when
Speaker 2: they get an accident, their body is just going anyway.
Speaker 2: So that's why a lot of time they don't die
Speaker 2: because they're just going there. Yea, that's a bad example,
Speaker 2: but a good bad example, good bad example. But for me, like,
Speaker 2: because I'm so conscious of me dancing sober, it just
Speaker 2: is I'm stopping myself every time. I'm not just letting
Speaker 2: it go, you know what i mean. And then I'm
Speaker 2: trying to remember on top of that, and like do
Speaker 2: I look sexy? It's like I'm thinking, I'm moving my
Speaker 2: head like this and looking like you know, it's also
Speaker 2: just like where are you looking at?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? The mirror is too much. See,
Speaker 1: I don't like the mirror because it makes.
Speaker 4: It worse because then, like you said, there's the disconnect.
Speaker 1: You think, oh, I can do what he does, and
Speaker 1: you see yourself You're like.
Speaker 2: Hm, you need the mirror to be like, oh, actually
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. I like the mirror when I
Speaker 2: do workout classes because or like you know, like the
Speaker 2: instructors up there doing it and I'm I'm not even looking.
Speaker 2: I'm like And then when I did ballet last year,
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, the bar or like actual like the bar,
Speaker 2: but we also did like floor stuff.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm I get it, Sidney.
Speaker 2: Like all last year I was trying to like trick
Speaker 2: myself into working out because going to the gym is
Speaker 2: boring and expensive and once you join the gym, you
Speaker 2: can't cancel that membership.
Speaker 1: No, they make you do everything.
Speaker 2: But you got an email corporate, you got to send
Speaker 2: your left last for your social your mom got to
Speaker 2: write a note, your doctor got to say you got
Speaker 2: a bad back.
Speaker 1: Is there a.
Speaker 2: Bird here, like because you know what it is, so
Speaker 2: many people quit things they started, they quit, they started,
Speaker 2: they quit, and people said no, no, no, I fuck that,
Speaker 2: And the gym is probably one of the biggest places
Speaker 2: where people are like, you know what. At the beginning
Speaker 2: of the year, I am gone, I get apps. I'm
Speaker 2: going to be better than everyone to turn. I'm going
Speaker 2: to make sure my exes are mad and miss me.
Speaker 1: And then February they're like, you're actually I don't really
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 2: It's I've worked enough, you know, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: I get my uncle Charles died, Like I just can't
Speaker 2: get there. So they're like, they're like, if you really
Speaker 2: want to cancel, you're gonna have to really be about it.
Speaker 1: You gotta move.
Speaker 4: And I kind of they be like, you gotta Like
Speaker 4: if I learned the contract once because I want to
Speaker 4: get out of it, it was like, you need to
Speaker 4: be at least one hundred miles away from here, period.
Speaker 1: So how did you what gym is this Planet Fitness?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got they really I will never I went
Speaker 2: into colections with Planet Fitness for ten dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Colection. Wait, how long did you not pay? Oh? I
Speaker 1: wasn't paying, I said, I went there.
Speaker 2: I said I'm canceling and they said, oh, okay, sure,
Speaker 2: so sure they said.
Speaker 1: That I canceled.
Speaker 2: But then apparently you can't cancel inside the gym, but
Speaker 2: they told me I did. So then I'm thinking I'm canceled,
Speaker 2: but I was still getting charged.
Speaker 1: But I had moved. I did have.
Speaker 2: I did move, but I wasn't. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I was one hundred miles because I don't know distance
Speaker 2: I went.
Speaker 1: This was evil.
Speaker 2: They on Tuesdays to the gym, and like Bagel's on
Speaker 2: Mondays and Fries on Friday.
Speaker 1: Like every day they bring in something that you're like.
Speaker 1: I don't think that.
Speaker 2: People are like they want you to stay in planning,
Speaker 2: will never want you to make you are mess, mess, adjourned, trash, trash. Okay,
Speaker 2: so sonya, Yeah, what are you coming in here? What's
Speaker 2: your mess?
Speaker 1: What do you want to? Should I do both the
Speaker 1: messes or one of you? And then we'll work our
Speaker 1: way through it. Yeah, we'll probably do both.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, So I'll start with the more interesting one.
Speaker 4: Maybe I moved to Flatbush, which I think people shouldn't
Speaker 4: stop moving the flat Yes, there's enough people in Flatbush.
Speaker 2: We're done too much loud to Indian people. But also
Speaker 2: now a lot of white people with little dome. It's
Speaker 2: the gentrification, gentrification of it all. Like I was walking
Speaker 2: past the juice stand.
Speaker 1: Here's a white lady with her dog. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is this? But that's not why so I moved to Flatbush.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I used to live in Williamsburg, which was very like yes,
Speaker 2: yea factory.
Speaker 1: I'm a Flatbush Like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: So I I was like, uh.
Speaker 1: Just two years ago. So I'm like really like trying.
Speaker 4: To I don't want to be on the apps, but
Speaker 4: I'm like, I feel like I'm in the mood to
Speaker 4: like meet somebody. And I had been like like, I'm
Speaker 4: like a woo type person. I do terror. I have crystals.
Speaker 4: And I started getting into like, yeah, I'm a crystal crystal.
Speaker 1: Yeah on you right now. I usually kept traveling with
Speaker 1: a black obsidion. Oh what's that for? Calmness? Put it
Speaker 1: on your third eye? Oh I need that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also antidepressants, anxiety medication zola.
Speaker 1: It works.
Speaker 2: Okay, I get some black obsitian and just tape it
Speaker 2: to my forehead.
Speaker 1: You could.
Speaker 2: I was on the train once stress about So I'm
Speaker 2: like this, people are looking at me like and You're like,
Speaker 2: I have anxiety.
Speaker 4: So I started getting into hohodoo y'all. You know how
Speaker 4: in centers, you know how in sinners? Uh, stack had
Speaker 4: the mojo bag?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's Winnie, was it Winny? I think your name
Speaker 1: is Whinny.
Speaker 4: That may be the actress's name, but yeah, yes, she
Speaker 4: gave him the mojo bag.
Speaker 1: That's for protection.
Speaker 4: So it's like in the realm of that, there's there's
Speaker 4: a spell you there's spells you can do for love specifically.
Speaker 2: Okay, this on the secular sory appreciate it. So you
Speaker 2: could do spells for for love.
Speaker 4: Or love for okay. So there's like categories. So there's
Speaker 4: like attract love and like things to me. There's all
Speaker 4: types of stuff. You can do it for wealth protection
Speaker 4: but for love specifically, attract someone to me, make someone specifically,
Speaker 4: Like you can do a general I want to find someone.
Speaker 4: You can do specifically some a specific person that you
Speaker 4: are into. But that's a little creepy because go to
Speaker 4: their doorstep and pour, like I forget what the waters
Speaker 4: I haven't looked at in a while. But like you
Speaker 4: have to pour something on their doorstep or like put
Speaker 4: something in their path. And then there's a third one
Speaker 4: that's like keep me on his mind, like make him
Speaker 4: obsessed with me.
Speaker 1: The third one. So you did the third one, No,
Speaker 1: I did the person. I was a specific person.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I need the third one. But
Speaker 2: the second one.
Speaker 1: You already got that girl. Good for that. You got
Speaker 1: a man obsessed with like abundance.
Speaker 4: Yes, but see this is a cautionary tell I do
Speaker 4: the first one where I'm like, I'm trying to attract energy.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing all any before Caribbean man, not anybody, but
Speaker 4: like what I want, I like.
Speaker 1: For the streets you know is crazy.
Speaker 4: No, of course, not anybody. Y'all look down the street.
Speaker 4: Your man will talk to you too. No, No, I want,
Speaker 4: I want it. I was trying to be specific. I
Speaker 4: was like, I want someone I find attractive kind.
Speaker 1: The risks I did. I did, but the list was
Speaker 1: not thorough enough. What's the list? Tell us that everything
Speaker 1: that was on the list black black. You don't have
Speaker 1: to whisper it.
Speaker 4: Black kind, generous, open minded, not obsessed with gender. That's
Speaker 4: that's I don't want to have to talk to you
Speaker 4: about queer trends that you just not a man who's
Speaker 4: going to be like pause when he needs a hot dog,
Speaker 4: Like I don't.
Speaker 2: Like, I gotta cut the popping before I like.
Speaker 1: A nice.
Speaker 4: Another that some man was like, oh and then my
Speaker 4: doctor touched me pause.
Speaker 2: I was like, touch your touch you? That's a pause.
Speaker 2: What do I look like as a man letting another
Speaker 2: man give me a prostate exam?
Speaker 1: You look like a man needs a prostating cancer is
Speaker 1: rote out?
Speaker 2: As a man letting paper towel touch my button, wipe
Speaker 2: your ass?
Speaker 1: I really feel like they're in the shower.
Speaker 2: As a man who would want a sheet over a
Speaker 2: pillow to touch my face and be in my mouth.
Speaker 1: How do I look as a man putting on lotion?
Speaker 1: It's actually as masculinite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because that's feminine to be moisturized.
Speaker 4: And also I feel like if a woman does it
Speaker 4: to you, they really be like, it's not gay, you.
Speaker 1: Know a woman, So take care of your skin. Yes,
Speaker 1: so many men don't do that.
Speaker 2: They need analonic acid on the balls on the balls.
Speaker 4: On the ball on the balls, what you know about
Speaker 4: the ball can be dangerous if you do too much.
Speaker 4: So why the balls.
Speaker 2: That's scary because smooth balls they always angry when I've
Speaker 2: seen them.
Speaker 1: When you saw some balls, yeah, balls, where's the last time?
Speaker 1: Like two years and they were mad? They were mad.
Speaker 1: But when I.
Speaker 2: Was when I was in the the genre of ball,
Speaker 2: whenever I've seen them double, they always looked like they
Speaker 2: had an attitude and like they are like why, I like,
Speaker 2: they don't they look so old?
Speaker 1: They're like when they when they're they was probably he
Speaker 1: was probably cold. Well, I think balls grow. The balls.
Speaker 4: I think they shrinking. They like if they're cold, they
Speaker 4: looks really.
Speaker 2: Weirdles are wrinkly when it's cold, yeah, or when it's
Speaker 2: it was or when they release, Yeah, when they when
Speaker 2: they empty out looked. Then you ever had you ever
Speaker 2: blow up a balloon and then it like it's all
Speaker 2: stretched out and then it comes back.
Speaker 1: And that's how I would two years ago. Balls you
Speaker 1: got a lot of ball, ray a lot of ball.
Speaker 1: All thoughts. That might be the title of the episode.
Speaker 1: I'm back, baby, I'm back. You playing basketball the ball?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What are we playing? For? My hunt my ball? I
Speaker 1: just imagine you with your man putting kyaluronic and learn.
Speaker 2: You know you got she's gonna put it in and
Speaker 2: she's gonna.
Speaker 1: Pat it on the ball. No, I wouldn't. I would
Speaker 1: use the road milk serum. Yeah, facial balls just so.
Speaker 2: They can look a little look the same.
Speaker 1: You ain't like this man. You didn't like this man.
Speaker 1: I don't like you met That's what it is. You
Speaker 1: don't like none of them.
Speaker 4: How did you find yourself? You were just like, let
Speaker 4: me try it out. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not well. You know, we go through this
Speaker 2: every other everyisode, no, every pride, every every other episode.
Speaker 1: I was. I was down bad, I went through a
Speaker 1: break up.
Speaker 2: My money was low, my self esteem even lower, my
Speaker 2: living situation just not right.
Speaker 1: Everything. So I said, since I'm doing this bad, this
Speaker 1: is the perfect time it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we tipp this over getting with her man. I said,
Speaker 2: I can't go to women being this like trash. But man,
Speaker 2: this is rpy. He was like, you open up. You
Speaker 2: shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: He said, have you met my ball? Sure, I'm cold,
Speaker 1: but maybe you can wave me a warm meals fix
Speaker 1: your life with my ball? And did it get better?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It got worse, got very much worse.
Speaker 2: Or if you perspective that your life is not that bad.
Speaker 1: Could you could be dating?
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this love spell bad?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, so the spell I did it.
Speaker 4: It's like basically like you take you get an orange,
Speaker 4: you get red thread, you get pins away.
Speaker 2: Now should you be telling everybody because you know in
Speaker 2: the wrong hand, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tell everybody.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well it's this high level like you still got
Speaker 4: to read up on it. But I'm not feeling you
Speaker 4: don't read girl, I'm not telling you all about the
Speaker 4: one where you make someone obsessed with. This is literally
Speaker 4: I just want to attract energy.
Speaker 1: Jack sittingy you cock blocking the listeners.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just I don't trust y'all. I see you'all
Speaker 2: messages because.
Speaker 1: There is a cautionary I read this book.
Speaker 4: It was a cautionary so it was like, don't do
Speaker 4: this first, Like you don't want to attract the energy.
Speaker 4: So make sure if you're going to attract a specific
Speaker 4: person that.
Speaker 1: You know that this is what it should be. I'm
Speaker 1: defined the fine print. That's me. So orange, red thread,
Speaker 1: red thread.
Speaker 4: Eight I forget how many eight pins, but you you
Speaker 4: burrow a hole into the orange, you cut a piece
Speaker 4: of your hair, you put it inside the orange, you
Speaker 4: put the pins on that.
Speaker 1: My real hair could be hair. That's no, you can't
Speaker 1: do you can't do that.
Speaker 4: You got you got a simple little bit, put it
Speaker 4: in there and then you you like put the pins
Speaker 4: on the side so you kind of like weave the
Speaker 4: thread through it and then close it up and then
Speaker 4: I might be forgetting some stuff, but you then you
Speaker 4: bury it.
Speaker 1: Use to bury it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't live I live in an apartment,
Speaker 4: so obviously this is for someone who. So I just
Speaker 4: had a plant and I just put.
Speaker 1: A bunch of dirt in the plant. That's why your spells.
Speaker 2: You gotta have land, baby, that's what it is. You
Speaker 2: need an estate to do this spell.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to bury it your phone, near your phone,
Speaker 4: I don't know, yeah, near your phone.
Speaker 1: It's very modern, this list who do? It's up to
Speaker 1: date for sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah modern who yes? Yeah.
Speaker 4: So then within a couple of weeks I was like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's the regular people who are like, you know,
Speaker 4: a man will talk to your socially in New York, Hey,
Speaker 4: in Flatbush, especially in flat Do you really need somebody? No,
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying. I was trying to attract
Speaker 4: because I'm not on the apps. Also was going through
Speaker 4: a depression period where I was not leaving my neighborhood. Okay,
Speaker 4: so it was like, where am I going to meet
Speaker 4: this man? I don't go to events.
Speaker 1: I don't. I just am home sad like you. Like you,
Speaker 1: I thought a man can fix this. He did. I
Speaker 1: didn't say a man can fix it? And you said
Speaker 1: you were like, I'm down back, I am trash.
Speaker 2: I must be amongst it right now, so I'm not
Speaker 2: messing up. You know the good women that are out there,
Speaker 2: I see now.
Speaker 1: Does it have to be an orange? Can to be
Speaker 1: a tangerine? No, it's going to be an orange.
Speaker 4: But you know what the thing about who do is
Speaker 4: is because since it was created, uh, it was brought
Speaker 4: over by like enslaved Africans. It's like you do what
Speaker 4: you can, you know. So if you do only have
Speaker 4: a tangerine, use what.
Speaker 1: You have, I know, but somebody use yeah, and aren't
Speaker 1: just big A tangerine is little orange. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a big man, smooth tiny balls. Though.
Speaker 2: You know what if you can we use a clementine,
Speaker 2: grapefruit a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a sour man.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want a sour man. What a sweet man.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, so I do it. I and it's
Speaker 4: like the regular ship. But now I'm starting I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm starting to meet people that actually aren't in
Speaker 4: the strain of man that I'm into what it was,
Speaker 4: but like random like Cafe, Gym, Prospect Park, but like
Speaker 4: none of these things are working out. Like first person
Speaker 4: was like this dude, I met a Prospect Park. I
Speaker 4: was like doing yoga and like I had seen him
Speaker 4: there before, I will go to the same spot. He
Speaker 4: kind of looked like like Andre three thousand ish and
Speaker 4: that his style was.
Speaker 1: Very sad thing okay something was like yeah, like he
Speaker 1: had like his style and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I was like, you know, so you're doing your
Speaker 2: downward facing dog and he was like, not my steate queen.
Speaker 4: He kept we like were walking around out around the
Speaker 4: same time. He was like, hey, I like your something
Speaker 4: something something or blah blah blah. We start talking about meditation.
Speaker 4: Oh what he was doing. He was standing with his
Speaker 4: feet and shoes off. He was grounding. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I saw you were you grounding?
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, this is yes, we're the
Speaker 2: same thing, kindred spirits.
Speaker 4: Yes, so I thought, so we exchanged. He's like, oh,
Speaker 4: can I get your Instagram, which.
Speaker 1: Is always like that that's what I'm not on there,
Speaker 1: just the number that's a real fly, that's a reflac.
Speaker 4: But I was like, but I was I was starting
Speaker 4: to be like maybe like something was there was a
Speaker 4: little something that was like I was like, Wow, this
Speaker 4: person's really attractive.
Speaker 1: I'm into them, but there was something I was like,
Speaker 1: just take this, yeah, just take this.
Speaker 4: So he hits me up. I see in the request.
Speaker 4: I pull up his page. This man's a rapper.
Speaker 2: Oh well you said Andre three thousands, so, but not
Speaker 2: a good rapper.
Speaker 4: And also he has a post couldn't movie my luck? Bro,
Speaker 4: Like he has a post talking about how Candice Owens.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, throw it away.
Speaker 4: Owens is making valid points like that.
Speaker 1: It was like that strain of Kanye, like you know,
Speaker 1: like people will be.
Speaker 4: Like Kanye, Yes, that man who's so open that he
Speaker 4: gets like right back around, like the white supremacy swoops
Speaker 4: him back around. Like he's so like, nah, I don't
Speaker 4: believe the governments like this. You're like, the government is
Speaker 4: messed up. He's like, and also did it and you're
Speaker 4: like that's true. And then he's like and the earth
Speaker 4: is like like what he's like, and it was just
Speaker 4: like I'm like scrolling and I'm like wow, like no
Speaker 4: talent like the raps too.
Speaker 1: I can't tell y'all his name because I don't want
Speaker 1: him to find out, but it was a good rapper.
Speaker 2: You're like, maybe not a can as no, no, Can's
Speaker 2: always over at always like. But it was also like
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all felt like this, because I
Speaker 2: hell know, but I don't know why I feel like this.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I.
Speaker 4: Could like date someone who's like ambitions I can't support,
Speaker 4: Like if you're a person, like if would you date
Speaker 4: somebody if they were like I'm a musician, I'm an actor,
Speaker 4: I'm a d but they're bad at it And then
Speaker 4: you gotta like we pretend but maybe they're.
Speaker 1: But he could you're at this level.
Speaker 2: You want somebody at your level or better? Yeah, somebody
Speaker 2: here that's still trying to figure who thinks it's good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we gotta wait for them to figure out that it's bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get better. And it wasn't even like me. It
Speaker 1: was like I was like, yo, turn this ship off.
Speaker 2: He looked worse in the video, like he was shooting
Speaker 2: the music video and I was like, shooting him music video?
Speaker 1: What kind of camera? The galaxy? I was like, are
Speaker 1: you uglier in the video? I showed it to my friend.
Speaker 1: She was like, well you said on grade three thousand,
Speaker 1: You're like what it was awful? I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: Your I'm sorry show at the end of it, I
Speaker 2: will show y'all.
Speaker 1: And the name crazy the name.
Speaker 2: But I was like, name the chosen one worst. I
Speaker 2: was worse than that, brother to the But then what's
Speaker 2: bad about those next nag?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it's like one name and it's like, uh, it's
Speaker 4: one It's one word, and it kind of it just
Speaker 4: seems like how do I say.
Speaker 1: What I was saying.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like something like it's like a motion
Speaker 4: you could do to somebody, but it's like one word.
Speaker 4: And it also doesn't seem very much like rapper, Like
Speaker 4: I don't think any rapper would choose this name something
Speaker 4: like that wave worse but yeah, but it's like a
Speaker 4: word where you're like, huh, wave to me is too cool.
Speaker 1: It's like giving like hmm, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: So the but the bad thing about this spell is
Speaker 4: so I see this, he messages me. I look at
Speaker 4: his page. I'm like, I don't know, but it's a dope. No,
Speaker 4: forget it now, I gotta go to a different part
Speaker 4: of the park.
Speaker 2: But a month later, I'm on the phone with my friend.
Speaker 1: I look down. I see somebody ride up with a bike.
Speaker 1: I look up. It's him.
Speaker 2: No, him, dangerous of dating someone in your neighborhood. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe because you you go get smoothie at the
Speaker 2: same place and you don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Mister Rogers ask dude yes. And I wasn't even near
Speaker 1: the park. I was a whole different. I was like
Speaker 1: a block down for my part.
Speaker 2: You like, you gotta be joking, you gotta move.
Speaker 4: So my landlord, I messed up and messed up, but
Speaker 4: I was like, he was like, I've been looking for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, please. I was like, and
Speaker 1: he was like, YO, give me your.
Speaker 2: Number, no before you got my I the fact that
Speaker 2: you haven't got my number yet, that is the sign man.
Speaker 1: Read between. I never accepted it. It just stayed as
Speaker 1: a request.
Speaker 4: And then but I did say to him, I was like,
Speaker 4: can I be real, what's up with Candice owns.
Speaker 1: And saying, this is why you don't want peace, because
Speaker 1: why did you do that?
Speaker 4: Because I'm like your cornery. I'm literally starting to open
Speaker 4: my phone. I'm like, okay, I I can't.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. If I if I this was.
Speaker 4: Somebody I just saw randomly and like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: Bushwick whatever, I might never see you again. But sling
Speaker 4: my business. I've gone to a different park. I'm changing
Speaker 4: my life, not going to the same part of the park.
Speaker 4: And I still ran into you and you're running up
Speaker 4: on me, like I've been looking for you.
Speaker 1: So girl. He also has a hoodoo bag, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, I just she's four, like she
Speaker 2: she just has like good ideas on black people that
Speaker 2: are like But he was like, listen, just text me
Speaker 2: because I have to I have to skate, like blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. He's like, for real, really like text me.
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So
Speaker 2: you took his number down, took it. I was like,
Speaker 2: uh HUHP three three, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: My phone.
Speaker 2: I've taken numbers people numbered and I'm just putting one, one,
Speaker 2: two to ye. I'm just hitting numbers and there's nothing
Speaker 2: getting said nothing.
Speaker 1: You said, what's your name Derek with two rs? Nothing?
Speaker 4: No K.
Speaker 1: So then what's the next guy? Alkright? So then.
Speaker 4: This is the most the one I just told you
Speaker 4: I was the most recent one. The one before that
Speaker 4: I was at the gym. I gotta stop working out
Speaker 4: of me people. I think people who work out are toxic.
Speaker 4: No disrespect to you. Should working twice a day, but
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is not working out for me.
Speaker 2: I'm been on that you think people who work out
Speaker 2: are toxic.
Speaker 4: I mean I work out too, but I'm like, this
Speaker 4: keeps well. I just I think that I'm just meeting
Speaker 4: people in workout settings. And this is gone for Tuniture.
Speaker 1: Planet Fitness Bank now ba same thing. It is, same thing,
Speaker 1: blinking a little a little bit. Yeah, you're not doing better.
Speaker 4: It's like a month and a plus, maybe a C
Speaker 4: minus and a C plus.
Speaker 2: No Planet Fitness is a C yes.
Speaker 1: Blink is a be yes.
Speaker 4: Because they're not serving pizza blink and it's like newer
Speaker 4: this episode.
Speaker 2: Is it's sponsored by blank Blick Fitness.
Speaker 4: I would love to get some free. It is very
Speaker 4: cheap though, so that's probably part of it. But yeah,
Speaker 4: so I'm like working out one day and like there's
Speaker 4: this like I was like working out, there's this guy
Speaker 4: who was like doing this like lift stuff, and I
Speaker 4: was just really impressed.
Speaker 1: Also like he was.
Speaker 4: Like really my type and I was really like him,
Speaker 4: like he looks really good. And then he caught me
Speaker 4: looking at him in the mirror and then I looked away.
Speaker 1: You was dreoling was your mouth? Oh you gotta stop
Speaker 1: being so you gotta start wearing I really got a
Speaker 1: date for personality.
Speaker 2: You gotta start wearing glass gym so they can't see
Speaker 2: your eyes.
Speaker 1: Your eyes giving up.
Speaker 4: You wear a low hat, but I don't wear a
Speaker 4: little hair no, now I am Now, I would never,
Speaker 4: never dape from the gym.
Speaker 1: It's a mistake. Okay.
Speaker 4: So that was one day and then I see him
Speaker 4: the next day and then we like, you know, a
Speaker 4: glass glass glance. I'm like, okay, I'm getting looked back
Speaker 4: next week. Same another weekend. I'm walking. He walks past
Speaker 4: me and he goes, hey, I forget. He says something
Speaker 4: something something, and he was like, I would love to
Speaker 4: take you out to dinner.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, you said, I eat off the rip.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what's your number? Okay, okay, very tall that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 1: That night, that night night you had nothing to do. SI, okay,
Speaker 1: my plans got canceled. He hit me up. He's like
Speaker 1: up to I said, forget it. Yeah, it's some fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the spells working out. Yeah we o bawlinge out
Speaker 2: out to the Orange. Yes, yes, the Orange.
Speaker 1: I threw the ship out after, but.
Speaker 4: I didn't get it far away from me. I waited
Speaker 4: for the trash man. I said, but yeah, I go
Speaker 4: on this day. It's fun, it's cute. We hang out,
Speaker 4: we hang out, we hang out. Then I start noticing,
Speaker 4: like I feel like he was like it was like
Speaker 4: he was like giving love bombing a little bit, like
Speaker 4: it was very like every time, like wow, sis so
Speaker 4: pretty d D. And then I started feeling like I
Speaker 4: don't know about this, you know, it's feeling weird, Like
Speaker 4: there was just like little things here and there that
Speaker 4: I'm noticing. Had a conversation about trends things. He went
Speaker 4: from being at I'm an ally, which also was like
Speaker 4: a weird word to say, to one day we had
Speaker 4: a whole conversation about it, and I was like, why
Speaker 4: would he be in an airline? So I was like,
Speaker 4: I feel like this person maybe like it's not fully
Speaker 4: everything they saying. They're saying, and I'm kind of like
Speaker 4: losing interest whatever. So I like send a message about
Speaker 4: something and then he ignored it. I said, oh, okay, cool,
Speaker 4: it's dead. Right. Then I'm at the gym one day,
Speaker 4: see I see his his shoes, Like you know, first off,
Speaker 4: I've seen him a few times too on that gym.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I walk in. Now, i gotta go different
Speaker 4: parts of the gym. I gotta walk around. I'm like
Speaker 4: uncomfortable even though I ain't doing anything.
Speaker 1: Tanya, you gotta stop shipping where you eat. This is
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: I'm going, No, you're doing this great concert. It's perfect
Speaker 2: for the pob. I'm saying it's bad for the way
Speaker 2: that you're trying to live your.
Speaker 1: Life, not for me doing great.
Speaker 2: Now, i gotta go different times because I know he
Speaker 2: goes on the weekend at such and such time.
Speaker 1: So I'm going later, I'm going earlier.
Speaker 4: I'm like going to different parts of the I'm going
Speaker 4: downstairs in the leg area.
Speaker 1: I never go down there.
Speaker 2: You can't even do yoga in the park no more.
Speaker 2: You you're dunking and dodging now, Okay, so h, I
Speaker 2: look down, he tells me some story.
Speaker 1: I'm also scared he's gonna see this. But are you scared?
Speaker 4: There's a problem. You gotta see these people again. If
Speaker 4: it was just a stranger.
Speaker 1: You think he listened to this podcast? You're right, it's women,
Speaker 1: so probably not. But I don't know.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he had like a story about like his
Speaker 4: ex girlfriend and like she deleted my number and did
Speaker 4: she get his phone some like party that time and blah,
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm just even liars.
Speaker 2: Ex girlfriend deleted your number, so that's why he didn't
Speaker 2: respond to your text.
Speaker 1: He can't also deleted the text.
Speaker 4: She she like like uh C, I a erased everything allegedly.
Speaker 2: She put it back to factory settings allegedly, and then
Speaker 2: they dated. So say that, how say your bow?
Speaker 1: Okay, well you hadn't seen him for months? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could work out in peace for months for months, No,
Speaker 1: but then I started not seeing him.
Speaker 4: I would go different. I would go on different times
Speaker 4: and I was like, look at God. And then one
Speaker 4: time I did see him and then the eye contact
Speaker 4: was made and I was like, I don't have no beef.
Speaker 1: So I just went and it was fine.
Speaker 4: But then the conversation but I'm like, uh.
Speaker 1: Okay, like cool, cool, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: But even then it was like this is so weird,
Speaker 4: like what are we Are we supposed to like hang
Speaker 4: out again now we're supposed to Like no, I'm not thinking.
Speaker 4: I'm just like wondering, like why we're having this conversation right,
Speaker 4: like it's just going to like but even that now
Speaker 4: it's like okay, but I felt like he was kind
Speaker 4: of hitting it like if you if your bird ass
Speaker 4: is trying.
Speaker 1: To pop back in tweet tweet babe, and yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like okay, yeah, no that's crazy.
Speaker 2: So y'all never kissed or anything? Oh before yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: we kissed you.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't. We did not we kissed. He was hot,
Speaker 1: like he's honest.
Speaker 2: Even when as he's telling me these lies, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a lot to me.
Speaker 1: Is like can I just do this for boredom? No,
Speaker 1: you cannot.
Speaker 2: You're gonna regret it link membership that you're not gonna
Speaker 2: be able to cancel exactly.
Speaker 4: Also, this is alleged girlfriend will come fight me. I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Going to delete your number. She's going to leave your life.
Speaker 1: You don't want. I'm gonna be like, babe, take me out.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. But also I'm not fighting you
Speaker 1: over this man that I don't want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am people, sure, that's all you saw.
Speaker 4: You got him, he's yours in the final third guy
Speaker 4: their guy. There's a cafe, I guess used to at
Speaker 4: this point.
Speaker 2: Damn he running you at the cat cool you made
Speaker 2: You can't go to the park.
Speaker 1: Where can you go? We gotta go to church, you
Speaker 1: gotta go to bell Chase girl, where can you go?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I go to this cafe. All the time.
Speaker 4: I was like writing, working on the script, like you know,
Speaker 4: trying to get out the house. And then like his
Speaker 4: friend one day was like I was like, because I'm
Speaker 4: in the in the cafe. Actually I went with another
Speaker 4: person that I used to date.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it's you? You are the mass.
Speaker 2: So everyone has exes though, Yeah, but okay, so you
Speaker 2: was with.
Speaker 1: Your ex at the cafe. Yes, but I wasn't expecting
Speaker 1: to meet nobody there.
Speaker 4: This was like again, actually, no, this person, this ex,
Speaker 4: I met him before I lived in Flatbush and he
Speaker 4: happened to live in Flatbush.
Speaker 1: Like there's a problem. It's Flatbush. I think No, it's
Speaker 1: the orange. It's you and the orange, or is.
Speaker 2: It Orange is the New Mess?
Speaker 1: Mess? I love that title. We're gonna go with that
Speaker 1: Orange is the New Mess. But yeah, so I'm in.
Speaker 4: That person leaves and then another there's another dude that
Speaker 4: works there, and then eyes I go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I come back.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, like such and such has a crush
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, huh, somebody who works at the cafe.
Speaker 1: He works at the cafe.
Speaker 4: And it was the dude I've seen at the cafe
Speaker 4: turn out like yeah, so he was like you should.
Speaker 1: Talk to him, blah blah.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, Ce, sure, yeah, but this is
Speaker 2: such and such got a crush on you. Like if
Speaker 2: you can't come say with a like what are we doing?
Speaker 1: That's why I can't even look at her. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at you. Barista is your wingman. He owns it. Oh,
Speaker 1: now that's what you should have started with.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, the guy
Speaker 2: that has a crush owns it, or the person who
Speaker 2: came to talk to you owns it?
Speaker 1: Who has a crush owns it? Well, then he definite
Speaker 1: should he should have sent an ice t latte or whatever,
Speaker 1: like a golden latte to the team, extra sir, oat milk.
Speaker 2: But then in the house, but also if I was
Speaker 2: the owner or something, I was like, somebody do my
Speaker 2: light work.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well he was like I can't believe he did that,
Speaker 4: blah blah blah. Like I just mentioned that I thought
Speaker 4: you were pretty for a while, like because you come
Speaker 4: in here, da da dah, you know, here's your number.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: But long story show with that, it was like more
Speaker 4: like I don't know, he's just like really busy running
Speaker 4: a whole cafe.
Speaker 1: You that this is this business man.
Speaker 4: No I live, but it's also can we go on
Speaker 4: like real dates? Oh?
Speaker 2: He would be like come to the shop, come to
Speaker 2: the cafe.
Speaker 1: Day, we're gonna go. We're gonna go somewhere after. But
Speaker 1: it was just like too, it was too.
Speaker 2: Like like like I'm busy all the time. And if
Speaker 2: it's like I don't know if if it's benefiting me personally,
Speaker 2: like this somebody you're married to in a relationship with,
Speaker 2: where like you know financially you are benefiting, then I
Speaker 2: support your dream, right.
Speaker 1: But if it's like every time.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, or you could come to Taco Tuesday,
Speaker 4: or you could come to blah blah blah and then
Speaker 4: we'll go to such and such such such, or I'm
Speaker 4: running late because of work and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I was just like, yeah, I could see you being like,
Speaker 2: didn't really seem you.
Speaker 4: Hire somebody, hire some hire or hire. I mean that's
Speaker 4: the thing too, but it's like I can't because I
Speaker 4: gotta I get it, like I I that was an
Speaker 4: attractive thing to me, like your ambitious black owned da
Speaker 4: da da. It's like a really popping place, like oh yeah, how.
Speaker 2: Many outlets they got down? My laptop and work right.
Speaker 1: On over there.
Speaker 2: There's not a few people in there too, because I
Speaker 2: was really like in Flatbush and flap Bush. Okay, you're
Speaker 2: gonna edit that up, oh because it is, Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you're gonna edit out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you edit it out. You gotta edit it.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't hear me, because they and I heard you.
Speaker 1: I heard you leave it out. Leave it out. We're
Speaker 1: gonna leave it out. Yeah, it is. You know that
Speaker 1: place is popping. Be cute over Why you ain't never
Speaker 1: write me there? That's some high people be cute there,
Speaker 1: and it'll be popping in there because I never to drinks.
Speaker 1: You're saying I'm too big for the cafe. You know.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. It's just it's you have to
Speaker 1: get there early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta get to get see my But
Speaker 2: I used to be.
Speaker 1: In there, like you said early. She said, that's not early. No,
Speaker 1: it'd be their ginger lemonade. Is mm. They got good
Speaker 1: food too, and food.
Speaker 2: Not doing this with job? Okay, so should we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. I don't want nobody, but.
Speaker 2: Let's you know.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I don't. Mortal story is not my man.
Speaker 4: And then now when it felt when it fell off
Speaker 4: for reasons like it was just like I'm busy.
Speaker 1: I'm busy. I'm busy.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I could tell this story because
Speaker 4: this is a person that will actually like watch.
Speaker 1: This, you think, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: No, they're just they're just like an online person and
Speaker 4: they're so busy how.
Speaker 2: They are online clocking for me, sweetie.
Speaker 4: They're okay, their friend, Okay, I'm all the friend of
Speaker 4: the person, the friend who was like, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 4: you gotta my friend has a question that or I
Speaker 4: so I'm dating this person for a little bit, right
Speaker 4: for months. I'm cool with the friends too, because I
Speaker 4: still coming into the cafe, get my little free matra.
Speaker 1: The love it. I have a question, Yes, how are
Speaker 1: you dating? If y'all not really seeing each other?
Speaker 4: No, we will see each other all the time too,
Speaker 4: like in the cafe and then the cafe. But also
Speaker 4: it would be like a date, Like it'd be like,
Speaker 4: why don't you come here? I come once and I'm like, like,
Speaker 4: for example, there'd be like a day where they have
Speaker 4: like stretch therapy. I come to stretch therapy. It's a
Speaker 4: free session. Blah blah blah. They have like events there.
Speaker 4: It sounds like convenience, but I mean like, I'm ambitious,
Speaker 4: I'm working, I'm this this dream I have and I'm
Speaker 4: trying to be supportive of. But then the next time
Speaker 4: we'll go to like bathouse, or we're going to a
Speaker 4: dinner somewhere, we'll do some stuff date we had since
Speaker 4: it was dating, No, we had dates, but it would
Speaker 4: be like if we go on five dates, three of
Speaker 4: them you're trying to make this thing or you're like, hey,
Speaker 4: like come through out after launch, or we'll go to
Speaker 4: dea which is a place that's around the corner from me.
Speaker 4: But come here first and then I come in, and
Speaker 4: you gotta go and work on this and do that.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I could sit on the phone and
Speaker 1: wait in my own home. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if there's an expectation, I'm guessing. I was like, Yo,
Speaker 4: all the girlies they're.
Speaker 1: Just fine with this.
Speaker 2: They're just sitting around waiting on the couch. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I need to be an employee. You need to pat
Speaker 2: me on the payroll.
Speaker 1: I'm here, so you could have had you on the cashier.
Speaker 1: What's up? You ready? Maybe I can make a little No,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to sit.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so he his friend they would like tell
Speaker 4: inside jokes with me and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He sent me.
Speaker 4: He showed me a text that they a text threat
Speaker 4: they were and they were like making fun of something
Speaker 4: or whatever. And then he's like he has he let
Speaker 4: me hold this home. He's like, you can scroll. So
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I scroll and I see old boy
Speaker 4: talking out. I just bagged this this girl or something
Speaker 4: like that. Something bagged and there's an Instagram I g
Speaker 4: for this person and who is the.
Speaker 2: Person me, no, some like random girl.
Speaker 4: There's some random girl, but I don't know that shit
Speaker 4: like set me off because I was like, oh, so
Speaker 4: you're not like we weren't exclusive.
Speaker 1: But I was like, you're not that busy. You got
Speaker 1: time too, bag girls like what? But yeah. So I'm
Speaker 1: like oh.
Speaker 2: And then his friend's like, I can't believe you saw
Speaker 2: that he did lah you reacted to it, yeah, because
Speaker 2: I went oh oh, and he was like humh and
Speaker 2: he took his phone.
Speaker 4: He was like, fuck, I don't know, dude, just texted that.
Speaker 4: I just sent that in the threat. But you should
Speaker 4: have shown you should have missed with me that.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I wouldn't have done it. I'm not sure it's real.
Speaker 4: He was, Yeah, he said, go ahead and scroll messy.
Speaker 2: He did it on purpose. I'm trying to let you
Speaker 2: know he was trying to. He was like, why do Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was trying to. He was trying to be a
Speaker 2: bird and like, seeing you the message twee tweet tweet
Speaker 2: I received that said so I texted him and I
Speaker 2: was like, so I hear you out here knowing blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: So I think we're done. And it was like, what
Speaker 4: do you mean where did you see? What did you hear?
Speaker 4: But I didn't want to tell him a friend because
Speaker 4: I felt bad.
Speaker 1: Because Bro was like to tell him where you saw it?
Speaker 1: Yeah he knows, he said it. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: But then of course, like, so I the where this
Speaker 4: place is. If I go a certain way from the train,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna run into it.
Speaker 1: This is so messy, this is a girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see him again And the first question is, yo,
Speaker 4: so what's that about?
Speaker 1: You really got to move from d D.
Speaker 4: So I did tell him in the n I rated
Speaker 4: the front out and then they had it back and forth.
Speaker 1: But like, that's what you're saying, that's your business. You
Speaker 1: got to save yourself. Yeah, that's how I look at it.
Speaker 1: So what you're gonna do? So the moral of the
Speaker 1: story is don't do it. Don't work. I mean, it works,
Speaker 1: but not not. I needed to be like really specific.
Speaker 1: I thought I was, but I was not. So you
Speaker 1: wanted ambitious, you got ambitious. It was that cafe, dude.
Speaker 1: You wanted the creative forever.
Speaker 2: You wanted fit and take care of themselves. If we
Speaker 2: can mix all of that together. And fourth guy, I
Speaker 2: think would be the one that he's going to be
Speaker 2: on your travels. You gotta go to like country, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't. Got to get out of I'm gonna put
Speaker 2: the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Flat bush.
Speaker 2: I got to.
Speaker 1: Now I'm outside. Now I'm outside. I was going through
Speaker 1: I was going through a period of depression. So I
Speaker 1: was like, I could I could do this here, I could,
Speaker 1: I could go on a two mile radius. And it
Speaker 1: was like, no question for you. Do you think dating
Speaker 1: while depressed is productive?
Speaker 4: Because I think that's honestly, I think that's the energy
Speaker 4: I put into the orange, you know orange, Like I
Speaker 4: wasn't clear and my heart was heavy and I wasn't
Speaker 4: I think if I had done that spell from a
Speaker 4: place of like healed, comfortable, cozy, did you use the
Speaker 4: blood orange?
Speaker 1: It was giving blood orange, blood orange.
Speaker 4: He was giving blood perid blood orange. And that's why
Speaker 4: I got the energy I got.
Speaker 2: Now I am gonna go get an orange after the
Speaker 2: pod ma.
Speaker 1: Make sure you're in a good place. I'm in a
Speaker 1: great Yeah, okay, where the orange is gonna I gotta
Speaker 1: get like a whole foods orange. Like people, it wasn't
Speaker 1: an organic you should have got organic.
Speaker 2: The sides where you got it from one of those
Speaker 2: like corner corner places you know you ready got to do.
Speaker 2: You can't get the oranges in a bag. You gotta
Speaker 2: get an individual orange.
Speaker 1: Single. You gotta go to the food, the market, the
Speaker 1: farmer's market, armers market. I feel like I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: a white dude. Yeah, you're black on ones. Maybe I
Speaker 1: feel like if.
Speaker 2: I got a Farmer's market orange, it will be a
Speaker 2: white man that went birken stop yes and says things
Speaker 2: like I feel.
Speaker 1: And I don't want that. Yeah, I did not. I
Speaker 1: threw that ship away off.
Speaker 2: So now you're in a good place. How are you
Speaker 2: gonna unmass this dating situation?
Speaker 1: What are what are your plans? Yeah? What are you
Speaker 1: going out? Where are you going so that you can meet?
Speaker 1: So I've learned one, don't ship where you eat.
Speaker 4: When I'm at the gym, now, head down down, head
Speaker 4: down low like fabulous in two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: Yes, literally that's me. You can't see, no eyelash, nothing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I go in. I'll be bumping into things. But I
Speaker 1: was because because I'm bumping into trouble. Okay, bumping into trouble. Yes,
Speaker 1: at the cafe, I don't go to that cafe. No more,
Speaker 1: you don't go there. I get and then I for the.
Speaker 4: Prematchra It's cool, but I asked, so I work out
Speaker 4: I write at the library now quiet. I heard that
Speaker 4: when I find attractive. I've never seen nobody attractive in
Speaker 4: the library, but maybe there is. But it's harder because
Speaker 4: there's more people are like, people are not interested. It's
Speaker 4: not the people at this cafe are trying to be hot,
Speaker 4: but they just know they are.
Speaker 1: Definitely they're looking good.
Speaker 4: For this fantastic. But at the library it's graduate students.
Speaker 4: It's people who are just people trying to get their
Speaker 4: thesis to exactly. So you're not finding nobody at.
Speaker 1: A young doctor. They might be ugly.
Speaker 4: That's the thing I'm trying to unshallow, trying to get
Speaker 4: people to know people. I'm trying to be people in
Speaker 4: real life settings.
Speaker 1: Maybe you met somebody at the park that's real life
Speaker 1: and I've asked.
Speaker 2: I've asked you this off air, but I was like,
Speaker 2: what about women, And you're like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: The thing is I would be So I went to
Speaker 4: Magic City once, all right, and girl, you have to go,
Speaker 4: you said, so I went to the strip club, and
Speaker 4: that you went to you went.
Speaker 2: To the top strip club. So you went to medic
Speaker 2: City and what did you see?
Speaker 1: But we went.
Speaker 4: We went when it was a PM, so nobody because
Speaker 4: one of my friends that came with us, she used
Speaker 4: to dance, and she was like, you gotta go early
Speaker 4: when it's just like it's a couple, couple couples.
Speaker 1: The men are not there.
Speaker 4: It's just us four girls and we were throwing it
Speaker 4: and so like that was fun. But there was one.
Speaker 1: Girl was really hot. Okay, what she looked like.
Speaker 4: She looked like if I was in Atlanta. She had
Speaker 4: a little bikini. She was like a more demure demure.
Speaker 4: They had the top topless but kept the bottoms on,
Speaker 4: dropping the carrot. I was like showing everything.
Speaker 1: Yes, but it was like and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's just this the last time I felt that way.
Speaker 4: But there are moments where I'm like, you know what
Speaker 4: I could pull up on you or or the opposite
Speaker 4: that was high fam I could do like maybe like
Speaker 4: a masculine like you know so but it's just like
Speaker 4: y'all know Natasha Cloud from The Liberty, she did go
Speaker 4: to a game.
Speaker 1: I was too busy, like taking videos the elephant dancing.
Speaker 1: I know who Natasha Cloud is. Yeah, I'm like, they're
Speaker 1: like cute, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's like I think, like, you know, I haven't been
Speaker 4: in a position or I have been in positions where
Speaker 4: I could and I never Yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Kind of looks like Coy Lauray if.
Speaker 2: She was brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brother. She is problematic.
Speaker 2: She's like, I think it was either her or she's like,
Speaker 2: oh the person she's dating who's isn't isn't another basketball player.
Speaker 1: Or she's like she's not really gay, she's just into me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I just had this conversation with my best friends. She's
Speaker 4: dating a woman and she self identifies as a straight woman,
Speaker 4: and she said that.
Speaker 2: People are mad. People are mad, that people are mad
Speaker 2: that that that like the people don't like get like,
Speaker 2: the community is not like that.
Speaker 1: And yet gay's love us straight person Yeah, a specific gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah that does that. You think it's toxic?
Speaker 2: I don't want it, Yeah, because what I don't like
Speaker 2: a chase. I actually don't want to work at all.
Speaker 2: Why would I be with somebody who's like you. It's
Speaker 2: clear that you're not really about this. And then those
Speaker 2: girls who are with somebody but they're like straight, they're
Speaker 2: not giving ahead. You gotta you gotta, you gotta get
Speaker 2: it heads.
Speaker 1: You gotta give. Some girls don't want it, though I
Speaker 1: want it? Why would I? Why would I be with
Speaker 1: somebody who don't want to do it? Right?
Speaker 2: But I feel like, haven't you dated people who didn't
Speaker 2: want you to do it to them? That's not That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying some girls. No, no, no, wait, wait
Speaker 2: waitit no, no no, I've never been with somebody who
Speaker 2: didn't want to head. They definitely want to every it
Speaker 2: do't matter what gender you are. Everybody I've been with
Speaker 2: they wanted.
Speaker 4: I feel like there are people updated words, they like
Speaker 4: to give more than they like to receive. So maybe
Speaker 4: I did it a few times, but that's not our
Speaker 4: regular routine.
Speaker 1: Could you do that? If she like dipped down there
Speaker 1: and was like all right, that don't make me feel
Speaker 1: like so is it bad?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What does it taste like pennies? What's going on? Does it?
Speaker 1: Does it taste like a Susan b Anthony down there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But like so so you're saying, Okay, you're saying you
Speaker 1: could do it or you couldn't do it? Could I
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 4: I feel like, I'm I want your study.
Speaker 2: You're studying one mass homophobic, homophobic study.
Speaker 1: I feel like I want, I want. I want to
Speaker 1: have a relationship where you don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: you don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: If I'm doing a relationship, I would want it to
Speaker 2: be like I would want it to be some equity
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't want the person to feel like you
Speaker 2: where they're like there, So you just.
Speaker 1: You're just never gonna do it. So you're saying you
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it, but you would get it. If I
Speaker 1: if I was to go into that you dry, you're l.
Speaker 2: No, I did, I would, I would try if I
Speaker 2: if I found a girl.
Speaker 1: Who was like, you know, we here, nobody wants you
Speaker 1: try in there if you want to be with a girl.
Speaker 1: The spell is instead of hair from your No, no,
Speaker 1: that's a different kind of spell. I heard.
Speaker 2: That's the spell that like get your get your man
Speaker 2: to be like obsessed or like that's that's a different
Speaker 2: type of so that's like a witchery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yep, they put I think I think that
Speaker 1: was in mids some more. I didn't see that it
Speaker 1: was there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, she put herubes in the pie yeah, nasty
Speaker 3: in the pie?
Speaker 1: What kind of pie? Some I think it's like a
Speaker 1: Swedish apple some something. You would do it apple like that,
Speaker 1: like strude so in the toaster.
Speaker 2: Not that.
Speaker 1: But then you're like, my god, let me take them
Speaker 1: clothes off, diving in you doing that? No, be my baby,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: To nice to night, a little honey on and by
Speaker 2: the act as you could tell, these women are straight.
Speaker 2: Absolutely get my fingers, baby and I and the straight
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: This is improv they're they're just.
Speaker 2: When the lady comes up to me, I'm like, no, thanks, yes,
Speaker 2: and but no.
Speaker 1: Think I love your shoes.
Speaker 4: There's no version of a woman where you be like me, yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like just a curiosity.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, but I don't know. I just I don't
Speaker 1: know what she would have to look. Excuse me, you
Speaker 1: ain't never said that. See yeah, because you could you
Speaker 1: popped into the dicks. Maybe she could pop into No
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no.
Speaker 2: I don't I need to change the narrative. Don't change
Speaker 2: that narrative. You saw the man I was in the
Speaker 2: sunken place Okay, I didn't. I didn't pop in it.
Speaker 1: You pop in you sunk in, fell off the chair.
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet this man? I'm so curious.
Speaker 2: Oh god, there's so many I was on not so many,
Speaker 2: and it was I was on hinge, so you can
Speaker 2: put effort into me.
Speaker 1: I was like, it wasn't brought to you. It was
Speaker 1: a dark time. It was a dark time. I met
Speaker 1: the one with Marie. Yeah, yeah, we were out.
Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom. When I came back and
Speaker 2: Sydney was talking.
Speaker 1: To a home man. What but but I wasn't talking
Speaker 1: to him like talking. I was just like, he's still
Speaker 1: here shouting no, no, no, Sidney, don't do that, don't
Speaker 1: do that. Sidney is like Sidney is a flirt. Okay.
Speaker 1: She's like I was just to him. No, he was
Speaker 1: saying things and she was like, yeah, like they're going
Speaker 1: back and forth. It was going back, not putting this on.
Speaker 1: Tyler was on stage and was like, mages, So this
Speaker 1: was really No, it's like two years ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, I forget how long tylerman, but yeah, can't believe
Speaker 2: I'm putting my glasses because I didn't even believe MA
Speaker 2: say something like that. You love throwing me underneath the bus?
Speaker 2: Grol What how did I throw you under the bus?
Speaker 2: You were flirting with this dude.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was flirting with him. I thought
Speaker 1: I was being totally chick, because are you doing this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: She was standing and she wasn't leaning on anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sydney, you were absolutely y'all were flirting so much
Speaker 2: so and this is not me throw you under the bus.
Speaker 1: Y'all exchanged information in minigrams that counts now, instagrams that counts. No,
Speaker 1: that's information. I'm an influencer, that's he said. My numbers up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: out of a follow No, no, no, you gotta follow you. No,
Speaker 1: he was, he was cute. He was He's a very
Speaker 1: attractive guy. I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 4: Nothing happened, Oh something happened. Oh wait, you offendshed. She
Speaker 4: says you were flirting, but something happened.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't flirting at t Do you understand. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna be like, I didn't even
Speaker 1: but something happened. At first, I was like, Marie, look
Speaker 1: at this tall man for you. He wasn't looking at me.
Speaker 1: He was looking at c h. Yes, and then you y'all.
Speaker 1: M yeah, And then you met and we were we were,
Speaker 1: you know, just dming and then I'll show you. I'll
Speaker 1: show you to d M that. But it was it
Speaker 1: was very forward and I was like, oh oh he
Speaker 1: was like sexual. Yes, oh, and you said makes me sweat.
Speaker 1: But I threw her under the bus. Girl, you jumped
Speaker 1: on the Yeah, wait a minute, I thought it was
Speaker 1: a sea or talking to you in front of the bus.
Speaker 1: She put her hand out like I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: It was does that do the tour around New York City?
Speaker 2: She was doing the tour of the bus. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you if I had, if I since I was
Speaker 2: going back around this time around, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I would not be with no ugly dude
Speaker 1: if I was. I said, if I'm going to do this,
Speaker 1: they can't be ugly. I already did that. I already
Speaker 1: did that when I really like them through that, No
Speaker 1: way they have to. They at least look nice. Now
Speaker 1: is their bedding together? The betting it's gonna be dark
Speaker 1: navy sheets? You know it's green black? What's this frontal?
Speaker 1: And the straight man? Anti light sheets? It's because you
Speaker 1: are changing them. You gotta wash them. Oh, you dirty
Speaker 1: color the sheets on your bed right now?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you change your sheets? He's well her white? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got them for you? Exactly did you have them
Speaker 1: before you met her weight?
Speaker 2: She said?
Speaker 1: Let me let me upgrade. Let me let me upra
Speaker 1: upgrade Egyptian count. Wow? Should we should we do some mess?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: A mess.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read a message. Okay, I am jealous of
Speaker 2: my husband's barber. Never thought I would see a title
Speaker 2: like this. This is crazy. Okay, such a huge fan
Speaker 2: of you guys. This is not a serious problem, but
Speaker 2: I'm curious what you two think. And thank you so
Speaker 2: much for writing this. My husband has been going to
Speaker 2: the same barber for years. He loves the way he
Speaker 2: hate Oh it's a one. He loves the way she
Speaker 2: does his curly hair. She's close to his job, she
Speaker 2: uses quality products, and apparently they have great conversation.
Speaker 1: And that's in quotation marks.
Speaker 2: He should be sat there silent, in my opinion, but
Speaker 2: I hear no, no, no, I can't stand the fact
Speaker 2: that he goes to a female barber.
Speaker 1: Now as a woman, you saying female barber, I don't
Speaker 1: like that either. That's very toxic of you. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: how else is she supposed to describe her? It's a
Speaker 1: female barber, a lady barber, female, female barber. You don't
Speaker 1: call her a female. Yes, it's a female, a male
Speaker 1: bone when people say female male, But she's no, y'all
Speaker 1: read it into that. I don't agree. The female barber
Speaker 1: is just living, living, Okay.
Speaker 2: Every time he comes back from getting his haircut, I
Speaker 2: see a montage in my head of this woman running
Speaker 2: her fingers through his hair, massaging his head, touching his neck,
Speaker 2: et cetera. Well, I mean she's she's Is she a
Speaker 2: barber or is she like a hairstylist. She got a
Speaker 2: machere of the line a stray, you gotta know, But
Speaker 2: barber's you.
Speaker 1: They're not washing. People are coming in and they're just
Speaker 1: so they know they do facial stuff. Now they're upscale.
Speaker 2: So he's not going to like the bum ass barber
Speaker 2: in the neighborhoods. He's really he's really doing it.
Speaker 1: Okay. It doesn't help that she is very pretty straight
Speaker 1: and single.
Speaker 2: You've done research, and she followed him on Instagram to
Speaker 2: confirm their appointments.
Speaker 1: Even worse, he followed her back. Baby.
Speaker 2: Now, I really now, I don't really believe she's trying
Speaker 2: to seduce my husband. But he looks like if Joe
Speaker 2: Jonas was South Asian and tall enough to ride the
Speaker 2: roller coasters at six Flags.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not that tall, friend, don't you know that tall?
Speaker 1: So that's what I think she's trying to say. Joe
Speaker 1: Jonas is sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he okay, Oh he's tall enough to ride
Speaker 2: the roller CRD. Okay, so he's he's short. He's a
Speaker 2: short king here king. He also has a great job
Speaker 2: and a charming personality.
Speaker 1: I have to be vigilant. I have to be vigilant, girl,
Speaker 1: you're doing the work. Okay. My husband works in n
Speaker 1: y C.
Speaker 2: And I'm one hundred percent sure he can find a
Speaker 2: straight male barber who is near his job and a
Speaker 2: curly hair expert. I brought this up to him, and
Speaker 2: he says, I'm being ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: That is toxic saying ridiculous because you are now discrediting
Speaker 2: my my, my feelings. Okay, it is her job to
Speaker 2: touch him, so I shouldn't be jealous.
Speaker 1: Oh he really about her. Oh he will go to
Speaker 1: war for her. Well, I know what he said. He
Speaker 1: said that.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people was they find somebody
Speaker 2: that does their hair how they like, they don't want
Speaker 2: to leave, and if he's not doing anything wrong. He's like, Babe,
Speaker 2: you are being ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's her job to me because
Speaker 1: she custs my hair.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 1: We talk to our friends about it, and they were split.
Speaker 1: M all the girls.
Speaker 2: On one hand, they made the point that it's less
Speaker 2: about whether it's possible to find another good stylist, but
Speaker 2: more about all the bad haircuts he might have to
Speaker 2: suffer through to.
Speaker 1: Find this new person to do his hair.
Speaker 2: So well, Internally, I was like, even better, who is
Speaker 2: trying to impress with his hair? Oh?
Speaker 1: Damn, she just got you. Girl. Isn't he trying to
Speaker 1: impress you?
Speaker 2: If he really loves me, he'd bust it off when
Speaker 2: he leaves for work and girl way back when he
Speaker 2: comes home.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like, you are being ridiculous. You're men, not me
Speaker 1: siding with a man.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know we don't do that here.
Speaker 2: But one of my friends made the point that just
Speaker 2: because it's someone's job doesn't mean it's not crossing a
Speaker 2: boundary in a relationship. She brought up massage and bikini
Speaker 2: waxes et cetera as examples. I thought this was very
Speaker 2: interesting because I've gotten massages before and my husband always
Speaker 2: asked me to request a female messuse.
Speaker 1: Not only that, my husband.
Speaker 2: Asked me to switch yoga studios because I mentioned offhand
Speaker 2: that the male instructor adjusted my form during the class.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Is that okay? I'm sorry you knocked the job.
Speaker 2: So I'm writing the mess experts for an objective opinion?
Speaker 2: Am I messive for being jealous of my husband?
Speaker 1: Barber?
Speaker 2: You answered your question friend, you are jealous. You're being
Speaker 2: jealousy but Sonia, But.
Speaker 4: I would say I was with him until he told
Speaker 4: you a yoga instructor adjusting you was too much. I
Speaker 4: feel like he's already said the precedent. Then we can't
Speaker 4: even be like y'all on the train.
Speaker 1: Not even make an eye contact with the other. Estopicis sex?
Speaker 4: It sounds like so like Before that though, I was like, girl,
Speaker 4: it's hair like he touches you if you can't I
Speaker 4: if somebody wants this cheat on you.
Speaker 1: If a man wants to cheat on you, there it is.
Speaker 1: They'll tell you he's going to church and pull up
Speaker 1: on somebody cheating in church. They do ye, cheat too,
Speaker 1: dude on the drum. We have a baby? Were Barbara
Speaker 1: in the in the therape, Yes he does. I got
Speaker 1: a soprano.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what you gotta do. So is
Speaker 2: it messy or just living for her being jealous?
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's living because oh no,
Speaker 4: I am only swayed. I think that he already said
Speaker 4: to her, you cannot have a male. I gotta switch
Speaker 4: my yoga.
Speaker 1: Studio, something where if you find a place you like,
Speaker 1: you like. If he had never said to her and
Speaker 1: said the president that we cannot that another sex touches
Speaker 1: or looks at you, I'm gonna crash out. Then I'd
Speaker 1: be like, girl, that's too much to me.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, okay, my man has a female Barbara, Okay,
Speaker 4: Like if he wants to cheat on me, he's gonna
Speaker 4: cheat on me. If he's touching my hair, like she
Speaker 4: wants this man to be baled so.
Speaker 1: That she said.
Speaker 4: In a nice hair cut he's been going for ye
Speaker 4: ye yeah, she's imagining that old girls like licking his
Speaker 4: head or.
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah, popping her cooch on
Speaker 1: his head and introduce.
Speaker 2: Go with him to his next appointment sit on his lap,
Speaker 2: his hair, straddle him, bust it.
Speaker 1: But it would be nice to meet her because then
Speaker 1: you can see the energy.
Speaker 2: I mean, if she's been he's been going there for years,
Speaker 2: she's probably met her.
Speaker 1: Yes, and all the stuff.
Speaker 2: I have a suggestion, girl, you need to learn how
Speaker 2: to do his hair, do his hair, become a barber.
Speaker 2: Become a barbera, and he needs to be a yoga
Speaker 2: instructor whatever.
Speaker 1: The things that y'all going out for outsourcing. Keep it
Speaker 1: in the house. Y'all gotta learn.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be that jealous and weird, hey, then
Speaker 2: you're gonna If I was him, I'd be like, do
Speaker 2: you know how to line my shit up? Do you
Speaker 2: know how to make sure my girls are right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But she might if she's a female barber, she
Speaker 1: might be gay. She says she's straight. Is she she
Speaker 1: says she's straight. Well, but also it's like just because
Speaker 1: she's straight on me, she wants your man. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: that's another thing. Somebody, some of y'all, some of y'all
Speaker 1: with y'all partners or whoever you will, nobody want them.
Speaker 1: It's just you. And that is why they have That's
Speaker 1: why they want you. Okay, y'all have to ease up.
Speaker 2: Not everybody, because when I was waitressing these women swore
Speaker 2: I was talking to Jim and Todd and and and Thomas.
Speaker 2: I don't want any of these men. I just want
Speaker 2: that MX, give me that Max. I just want to
Speaker 2: spike his card and give me my fifty five percent
Speaker 2: because that's what I does. Yeah, okay, because because that's standard,
Speaker 2: and then all the other percentage because you know, racism
Speaker 2: and sexism and misogyny on top of that, so it's
Speaker 2: fifty five percent.
Speaker 1: Everybody doesn't want your man.
Speaker 2: Also, her description of him wasn't like I wasn't like,
Speaker 2: oh not jo Joe Jonas so tall enough to ride
Speaker 2: hand Joe Jonas, but talk Joe Jonas, y'all.
Speaker 1: Maybe 'all don't know which one is.
Speaker 2: But also, y'all be scared about these women take y'all
Speaker 2: in Some of these men could take y'all men. It
Speaker 2: could be a really yeah, what is some fine gay
Speaker 2: man is doing? Then what you're gonna pull up on
Speaker 2: him too? Oh yeah, Joe Jonas, that's not It's fine. No,
Speaker 2: But I'm not like, I'm not like he's not for me.
Speaker 1: But okay, cool, yeah, I think y'all need to reevaluate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all might have to do some what starts with the
Speaker 1: t therapy stocking, follow her after work, see where she at,
Speaker 1: see what her lifestyle is, or she's with somebody, or
Speaker 1: she's you know, she dates people who look completely opposite
Speaker 1: your husband.
Speaker 4: Catfish her with a man that looks like your man,
Speaker 4: and see if she goes for that man.
Speaker 1: Then you know she's into man.
Speaker 2: Since if you're doing this, you got to get a job,
Speaker 2: because that sounds like you are very free and I
Speaker 2: don't want you doing that. Health and Chat GPT to
Speaker 2: give you a remixed Joe Jonas's face, make that the
Speaker 2: profile and then be like Eastern European instead of South Asian. Right,
Speaker 2: let's see what right, let's see what? Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: if he goes so we all wave you three different
Speaker 2: things that you could do. I said, you know, stalk
Speaker 2: and or show up at the appointment. Sidney said, learn
Speaker 2: how to.
Speaker 4: Do his hair and sorry what you said, catfish, or
Speaker 4: like stop doing it like everybody y'all could anybody can cheat.
Speaker 4: You can't put like you live in a world where
Speaker 4: other people are going attracting you gotta trust that your
Speaker 4: man wants you and nobody else, and that if he
Speaker 4: does want somebody else, well he it just has to
Speaker 4: be the barber.
Speaker 1: What about I don't know if the secretary of work?
Speaker 1: What about his cash here?
Speaker 2: I think realistically you did make a good point at
Speaker 2: the top. It's he made you switch yoga studios. You
Speaker 2: should just bring that back up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually what I would love in this place.
Speaker 2: And you told me I couldn't go here because this
Speaker 2: guy adjusted my form. And I'm telling you, I don't
Speaker 2: want this lady to have her tits on your back
Speaker 2: when she's cutting your hair, So.
Speaker 1: You can't have it both ways. Yeah, it's one or
Speaker 1: the other. And I bet he's gonna be like, all right, fine,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll let her go.
Speaker 2: Are you cool with having a man that looks a
Speaker 2: litle little bit? You know, his hair gonna be a
Speaker 2: little lopsite and.
Speaker 1: Her hair is gonna be crazy?
Speaker 2: Say, oh, she's actually probably like so you're going to Greg,
Speaker 2: he's gonna be doing your hair now.
Speaker 1: We're seventy eight, needs to leave. Y'all should do like
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. But for Barber's shark tank, this I like this.
Speaker 1: America's next Top Barber America's Next Step show like that. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you gotta do it in house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like every day, come to the house. He gotta regrow
Speaker 1: it after every week. Oh does you do house calls?
Speaker 1: Have her bring the kid to the house. Yes, and
Speaker 1: then you watch literally while you're holding your team. But
Speaker 1: then it's gonna look like so wait, if I was
Speaker 1: if I was the stylist of the bar, I was like,
Speaker 1: are they trying to they're looking forward? I would totally go, oh,
Speaker 1: this might be some poly pocket situation.
Speaker 4: But then if she wants the polypocket, you gotta get
Speaker 4: her out of there, because that means she was interested.
Speaker 1: Maybe she wanted me. Oh and she was a gay
Speaker 1: and she was square. Okay, I'll come back to gay.
Speaker 1: This was amazing. You really did your things.
Speaker 2: Thank you for I mean I I thank I think
Speaker 2: she might be in the top tier of mess, top tier,
Speaker 2: top tier mess. So I started off like a compliment,
Speaker 2: but now doesn't doesn't. This was top shelf so like
Speaker 2: like a black label mess. Yeah, black label man aged
Speaker 2: at least twelve years.
Speaker 1: Maybe just age two two years in a cellar in Bushwick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cellar in Bushwick. Oh, won't let you got out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sonya tell everybody.
Speaker 1: Where they can find you, and what you got going
Speaker 1: on and coming up.
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Speaker 4: Minnchell called iron Heart on Plus coming out June's twenty four.
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