WEBVTT - Rx For Boring Cereal 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.000 Are you rt Andrew? 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:04.040 I'm ready. I'm ready. We can start from here. Ready one, two, 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:15.080 three and starting starting. This is serial Killers. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:20.640 And today is Monday, August second. That's cool, isn't it crazy? 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:21.600 Very crazy? 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:25.360 We're halfway through the summer. Wow, this is episode one 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.040 cool of the serial Killers podcast. It's the podcast where 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.880 we talk about cereal and we eat it and we 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.040 think inside the box. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.040 You're really really trying with that? Still, why not bless 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:35.440 your soul? 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:37.600 We should trademark that slogan because somebody else is going 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:40.479 to use it and it's going to be a huge success. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:43.400 I think what was it, TGI Fridays did or something? 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.360 Well? I heard Goya using it. Huh, yeah, we think 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.760 inside the box. I didn't like that. I didn't like 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.520 hearing it over the supermarket. PA. It angered me. I'm sorry, 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:53.800 Oh boya. They don't say that anymore. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:55.080 That used to be a thing. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:01:00.640 Yeah, on the big trucks, I would say Goya, Oh boya. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.320 The lasted for a long time. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.360 Yeah, anyway, I wonder why that went away. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.120 I don't think they have cereal? Is there Goya Cereal? 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:08.680 I don't think so. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.560 And if there's not Hello Goya, why isn't there. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:16.440 I don't know. They make these like wafers. Yes, Oh 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.080 my god, their wafers are so good. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:19.840 I saw them. But because they're not in the cookie aisle, 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.520 I feel like they've sat there for a while and 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:22.440 they're not fresh. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.240 I mean, if it's in a box, is that really fresh? 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:25.720 I don't know. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.600 You feed me cereal from that nasty shelf in the back. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.920 This is absolutely true. All right, let's get into eating Andrew. Now. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.720 Fun fact about this episode. Not one cereal is from 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.559 a major brand. Not one. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.720 Oh we're an indie podcast, now, that's right. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.120 These are all indie cereals. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.399 Yeah, I knew about it. The first cereal. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.840 The first one is a brand new cereal. You've seen 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:55.920 this cereal in bar form in like the Laura bar. No, 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.440 we've had those around. It's not Lara or Lara, and 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.200 it's not Cliff. It's an other bar that you've seen, 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:04.120 Nutra Grain. No, because that would be from Kellogg's and 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.800 that's a big old brand. Andy, Uh, you don't have 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:07.240 to guess. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.959 The other one with the mountain, that's Cliff Cliff bars. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:15.239 No. I just said it's not Cliff. You please don't, Okay, whatever, 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:18.240 you do. I'm begging you to stop. So you've probably 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.000 seen these. The bar itself actually says, you know, like 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.639 one date to two apples, three strawberries and no bs 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:25.760 and one egg yolk. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.760 Oh yeah, that's the one where it's like super simple 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:30.960 box art r X. Yeah. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:34.560 Yes, So they have now ventured into cereal. They took 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.160 a quick turn into cereal because those bars have not 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.480 really been popul what I. 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:43.680 Took a quick turn to the cereal aisle. Hey, we're 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.040 going to do a retrospective. I'm Scottie Bee. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.720 So there are a few different varieties. I picked up 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:53.480 the chocolate almond one Rise and Shine breakfast just got real. 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.400 It's got brown rice almonds, touch of honey and no bs. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:59.679 Can I just say that sometimes the bars are like 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:01.120 filling though. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.160 And also super gross. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.520 Yeah, Like sometimes they get clumpy where you're just. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:08.600 Like, all right, see here's the thing they're lying because 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.560 on the box is brown rice, almonds, touch of honey 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.600 and no bs. Then you go to ingredients and his 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:17.679 brown rice almonds, whole grain sorghum, coconut sugar, pea protein, honey, cocoa, chocolate, salt, 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:23.480 natural flavors, rosemary, extract. Oh, so there's lots of bs here. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.919 Let's check it out. 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.639 I don't know how to feel well. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.400 I shouldn't have said the rosemary, so we should have 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.440 just seen if we could taste it. 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:36.160 I mean I always taste it though. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.800 Yeah. The only thing it's got going for it, well, 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.800 it actually doesn't even because there's no regular sugar. It's 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.520 coconut sugar and it's got pea protein. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.760 So it's what is this coconut sugar? What is this thing? 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:48.720 I don't know. It's a product of Mexico. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.800 I'm confused. When did they start putting coconut sugar in things? 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:52.560 And what's the difference? 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.240 Apparently recently, because I don't ever remember reading ingredients and 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:56.400 saying coconut sugar. Right. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:58.800 That's like sunflower oil is now in a whole bunch 0:03:58.840 --> 0:03:59.960 of General Mill cereals. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:01.560 Is that bad? 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:04.880 Yes? It is because people are allergic to sunflower oil. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:05.520 It is a thing. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.360 Is it cheaper? Maybe? Maybe cheaper oil? 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:12.000 A lot of General Mill cereals are now they say 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.200 could contain sunflower seed oil. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.719 I wouldn't just say General Mills. I'm sure it's a 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.640 lot of companies, you know, let's not let's not poop 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:20.200 where we eat? 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:25.720 Andrew, Well, you just went real direct to the point 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:26.160 on that one. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.280 I mean, you know, all right, let's go. It's got 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.039 flakes and almond slivers. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:30.920 And I just know I hate this. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:32.800 All right, let's go. Hey, don't judge a book. Here 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:38.480 we go. It's interesting. It's okay. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:43.760 No, there's two bowls. The flavor washes off the minute 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.359 you eat it, and then you're left with like a 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.400 spicy aftertaste, which is the rosemary. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:49.839 I'm not even sure how to describe it. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:53.039 Yeah, it's weird. There really is no taste to this. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.520 I don't really like it. No, I don't like their 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:56.160 bars either. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.320 I think the bars like if you're in a pinch 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:00.559 and you need a a meal. 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:07.360 No, the cocoa is too dark. It is Insurgent Brands LLC. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.000 I've never heard of that company before. I don't know 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:10.680 what else they make. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.760 Maybe they make the actual RX bars. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.320 Well, no, I'm sure they do, or maybe not. Sometimes 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.760 they just kind of license out the cereal. 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.240 True. I think, yeah, this isn't great. I gotta tell you, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.279 I'm actually gonna bump it down one bowl, one spoon. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.159 The milk is kind of okay, I'll give it two balls. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.440 Yeah, it's not great. The nut is nice, I'm sorry, 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:33.360 the nut inside you mean the almond, Yeah, the almond sliver. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:38.680 The almond sliver is nice, but the flakes are blah yeah, 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:39.800 it's wholly underwhelming. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.159 You know what. I agree with the word blah Yeah. 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:43.400 I think that. I think that works. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.440 It's like a wampwomp cereal wampom. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:47.080 Yeah. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.800 I wish you had like a noise that you could play. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.839 I do, but it's somewhere in there. I don't know 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:51.960 where they keep the wamp wom. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.560 You gotta get back on track. We gotta get commercials back. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.360 We got to get some sound effects back. Where is that? 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.880 You're right, I don't know. It's it's it's here somewhere. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.440 The only thing I can pull up is a Chips theme, 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:02.960 and you don't want that, so I'm not going to 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.560 play that, all right, So let's go down to the 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.040 Cereal sack for serial number two? 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.440 Or could you mention Chips? So you have to play 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:08.720 it now? 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:12.680 Okay, there is that one listener who laughs every time 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.200 we play it because it makes you angry. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.440 It doesn't make me angry at this point because it's 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:17.640 you know, it's your special thing. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:24.320 Not really. Okay, they're due for another movie pretty soon. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:25.239 Oh really? 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:29.560 Yeah? No, all right, I'm going down that ticket. Here 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.560 we go. Listen, all right, So these next two cereals 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.960 we are advertise. They advertise on the Big show, Vita cost. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.360 You've heard a Vita cost, right. I buy my cliff 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.920 Nut butter bars. There are my favorite, the tart cherry 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:43.880 and cash youw butter, So I buy them there. So 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:45.680 while I was buying them one day, I said, you 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.440 know what, let me see if they have cereal. So 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.960 I went to the cereal tab and I found two 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.080 cereals we've not had before. I never heard of the brand. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:55.400 Nothing love it. So I'm just gonna do you want. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.880 Let's see do you want? Actually, I'm not gonna give 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.920 you a choice. Okay, I'll just say bag or box 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:05.880 pouch or box pouch? You want pouch firstus. So the 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:09.480 brand is Living Intentions and there's a dragonfly is the logo. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:10.480 Okay, all right? 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:16.080 And it's activated super food Cereal Radiant Raspberry. Now, I 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.480 like fruit. I like fruit and cereal. You say it 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.480 makes your throat clothes up. Don't know if that's true. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.680 When you shake it, it sounds like a swarm of bugs. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.160 Maybe that's why the dragonfly is on there. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.360 Yeah, you're gonna open it and locust they're just gonna 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:27.840 pop out. 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.320 All right. I'm gonna have a problem with this. It 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:34.120 says radiant raspberry with alo vera, which I didn't know 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.120 that you're supposed to eat and put that on burns 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:40.360 right from the plant. Schisandra berry. I've never heard of 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:45.720 chazandra berry before. Rodola. That sounds like a dirty body part. Yeah, 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:47.240 see buckthorn. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:51.880 That sounds like a really really expensive person's name. Hey, 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.080 I'm sa Busle. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.680 He's wearing an ask on what a dick? 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:56.080 Hello? 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:03.600 And prebiotic fire not probiotic prebiotic, so before it's pro 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.880 it must be pre Yeah. And I don't know what 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:06.880 any of these things are. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:08.040 I guess it helps with the go. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.840 It's organic, it's sprouted, it's non GMO, it's gluten free. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.800 Hey oh, look at that. It's sweet with coconut sugar. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.680 All of a sudden, all these coconut sugar things are 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:16.120 popping up. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:16.920 I'm just confused. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.160 That's what it looks like. It's a superfood, So that's good. Okay, 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:26.120 it has live enzymes. It's bioavailable. What is bioavailable? 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.640 We're gonna be eating basically like a live plant and 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:29.920 it's minimally processed. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.160 Look wait, look at the bioavailable logo. Like that's a 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:34.199 stomach like pooping. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.360 Something tells me that this is going to be you're 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.760 gonna open. It's gonna be like, please don't eat me, 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:43.920 ideal nutrition activated. It's like the Wonder Twins. Okay, all right, 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:46.439 but wake up to something new. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:50.000 Every bite of our Radiant Raspberry Superfood cereal contains tart raspberries, 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:55.280 crunchy coconut, and the superfood goodness of beautifying herbs like rodiola, 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:59.080 see buckthorn and alivera. Plus we've added a blend of 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.000 prebiotics to support your body's overall wellness. Try a ball 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.480 with your favorite milk or use as a topper on 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.000 your smoothie or yogurt to start your day off right. 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.320 Wow, all right, A lot of explanation for this one, 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.120 for something that's not going to taste good, and we 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:13.959 both know what we. 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:19.240 Might be pleasantly surprised. Oh my god, something went up 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.640 my nose as soon as I opened the bag. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.640 Good thing you like sneaked into the bag. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.400 No, I didn't. I turned around your douche. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:27.280 Now you have to add an E in front of 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.319 the episode because I said douche. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.719 Yes, douche is not a bad way. You can go 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.680 down Aisle six of the supermarket and get one. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:38.080 Fine. Well, the way you used it is rude. You can't, 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.600 but I did. Yeah, And now I have to add 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:40.840 an e. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.840 If you put an E on this episode, you're the 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:47.560 biggest something that would really make an E. Now stop, 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.360 there's nothing wrong with a douche. 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:51.480 Here we go when a kid is listening to this 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.360 with his mom in the car and they're like, don't listen? 0:09:53.640 --> 0:10:01.800 One, two, three? What what the hell? It fish a 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:09.280 lot of nothing. It's cardboardy right, I don't know. I 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.880 don't taste any raspberry or coconut. I don't like it. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.160 I really don't like it. Oh. On the little tab 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.440 that I ripped off on top, it says I will 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.800 see my light growing stronger and brighter. Is this a 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:21.640 Jesus cereal? 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:26.520 No? I think it's like a weird Sells Crystals type 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:27.000 of cereal. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.120 Ye, this is. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:31.760 Disgusting, and I give it one spoon. This is disgusting. 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:33.320 I'm going to give it a bowl and a spoon. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:37.000 Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, it's not a 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:39.400 little bit of raspberry kick to it. The only kick 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:41.520 is the kick to my throat that it's giving. This 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.400 is disgusting. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:46.520 Fine, one ball, it's like dry wall. That's my bottom line. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:51.000 One ball. No, it has altered my brain. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.560 I'm legit thinking that they like punched a hole in 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.560 a wall and then mix it with grass, and we're like, 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:57.840 it's for good for you. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:58.520 I don't know. 0:10:58.600 --> 0:10:59.160 It's heavy. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.080 Well least we'll poop well later. I don't know. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:03.800 I don't I don't know what this is going to 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.000 do to my body, those live plant bodies. 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:09.360 I don't know. What is your living intentions? 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.240 To never eat this again? 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.440 Because all kinds of sayings all over this bag that 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.480 I missed before. This is the eat. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.520 This is the live left love of cereals. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:24.320 So activated is food at its highest potential, a living intentions. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.480 Activated is an outlook, a way of being, an a 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:32.200 mantra for intentionally shifting life into high gear. That's why 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:36.720 we make incredibly flavorful snacks and meals with real nutritionally 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.520 dense activated food. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.160 Everything they just said is a lie that was not 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.880 delicious and even the least well, the cereal is dense. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.200 That's about all. That's about all. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.160 I don't even know if dnse is the right word, 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:49.720 so disgusting is what I would use. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.600 All right, let's get off of that. Hopefully the next 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.480 one will redeem a little bit. But remember I'm on 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.280 the healthy session, so I'm not very positive either. This 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.080 one's in a box. 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.439 And can I just say, this is why if you're 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.719 a healthy food eating person who wakes up and has 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.880 a good morning after eating that cereal, I'd be miserable. 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.440 This one's paleo and vegan and gluten free and no 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.760 sugar added. You know what, let's just not even. Can 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:13.440 we just not even? 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:14.560 What are we not going to do? 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.960 This is stop it at two? We have to do it, 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.640 all right. The cereal brand looks like it's called Nuco 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.439 and Uco I think, And I don't know if that's 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.400 a bowling ball or oh it's a coconut so yeah, 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:26.800 coconut crunch. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:28.280 Okay, I like coconut. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:29.840 Yeah. See it drew me in, the name drew me in. 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.520 I didn't read much else about it. No sugar added, vegan, 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:33.839 gluten free, non GMO. 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:35.679 It's legit, starting to scratch. 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.600 Certified USDA, and it's kosher. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.240 On top of that, you're only gonna get me for 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:41.760 so much longer, and then you're gonna need to get 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.600 my EpiPens hold on. Their mission is giving back to 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:47.480 Filipino farmers and their communities while also supporting health and 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:51.080 wellness by giving back to our bodies. What is nuca 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.040 Coconut crunch? This crunchy, grain free cereal made with three simple, 0:12:55.600 --> 0:13:01.400 sustainably sourced ingredients coconut meat, cocaine, water, and palm starch. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.080 I know the inside of the coconut is called the meat. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.800 Coconuts are a superfood pack with medium chain triglycerides. Each 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.760 satisfying bite is tasty and naturally sweet. We could just 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.040 start eating it. It's not gonna be good. We both 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.440 know it's not gonna be good. Let's just get it over. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.720 There's only three ingredients in the whole box. Oh god, 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.800 and it says suggested serving. If you look at the front, 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.640 there's lots of berries in there, which means it tastes 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.960 like crap and it has to be masked by sweet things. 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:24.200 This is gonna be so bad. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.760 All right, let's just go. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:32.280 I'm really thinking I'm gonna have some things from that Raspberry. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:35.520 The glue on the box is just horrific. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:38.560 It just absolutely despised. I already tore it up that 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:42.800 all these cereals like are basically just lawn shavings, and 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.600 they're like, it's activated health for you. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.280 I'm sorry, but there's some kid in a garage with 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.880 a hot glue gun that a ceiling is. Because that's 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:52.480 exactly what it was. It was very very hard to open. Okay, 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:56.480 hold on, they automatically get a spoon no matter what happens. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:59.640 If this is disgusting, this cereal cannot get no bowls, 0:13:59.640 --> 0:13:59.960 no spoon. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:00.880 Is it a sealed tab? 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:04.320 It is it is. Look at that it's a zip bagness. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.360 So they score right there, get you get an instant 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.720 spoon for that. That's I mean, we could projectile vomit 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.240 on the computer and they still get a spoon. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.400 Where and I'm really not trying to make this up. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.280 Like a poof just popped up from the back when 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:22.000 you rip the tab. Really, yes, I don't know if 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.160 it was the shiny metallic on your shirt, but like 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:25.280 a little poof popped up. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.760 Was it coconut meat? I don't know what that was. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.840 I have to say it smells nice. I love coconut 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.040 like same. I'm that guy. I mean, I think we've 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:35.560 talked about this. We're on the beach. When they walk 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.280 around with the machete, I always ask for a coconut. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:38.920 I love them. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:40.840 Remember when we got one of Miami together and it 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.000 was the worst coconut we ever had the twenty bucks 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:43.320 for it. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.040 This could be the biggest flake I've ever seen. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:45.880 Save it. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:47.480 No, it's going in your cup. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.880 Thanks. Oh, let make sure I vomit it up. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.000 You know what. Listen, I think we're gonna be pleasantly surprised. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:54.560 I really do. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:59.520 Okay, it smells very coconuty. Let's set our intentions before 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:02.640 we have this cereal. What's your intention for the next week, 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.440 Scott think, I don't even know what you're saying, all right, 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.760 My intention for the next week is to have a 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:11.720 great road trip with Gandhi and Diamond Sweet. So it 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:13.520 looks like that are you're not sitting your intention. It 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.640 looks like this is one big brittle piece almost and 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.760 they just broke it up. It's not really flakes. It 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:19.520 looks like it was it was made in a big 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.960 sheet and they just smacked it with a hammer. How 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:23.760 many things flake here we go? 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:30.680 One? Two, three? Oh, Oh, it's good. 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:31.680 It's paper. 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.360 It tastes just like the coconut water that's inside the 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.040 coconut or the milk or whatever they want to call it. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.840 And it just tastes like that and it's hardened. It's 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:42.440 not really bad. I see I see the berry thing, Like, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:44.720 if there were berries in this, it'd be really really good. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:48.240 This takes me to an island, Andrew, Yeah, I'm sure. 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.840 Do not staten island like an island this. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.560 I just know this is gonna make my throat clothes. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.640 Why coconut does that for me? I can't really eat 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:58.080 it raw. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:01.400 Now, if there were some dark chocolate shavings in here, 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:02.640 it'd be spot on. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.160 Don't you think it's just just like the consistency of paper. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.960 I'm telling you, it's not a flake. It's like coconut dry, 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.360 got some stuff sprinkled on it, and then they just 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:12.720 break it. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:13.920 Up like a coconut bridle. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.760 Yeah. I like it. I'm giving it three bowls. 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:22.000 I h I like it. I'll say that much. But 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.120 it just the consistency is weird for me, Like, I 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:26.560 can't get over the consistency, right. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.080 Allow two bowls in a spoon. I got to back 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.840 it down. Why because I'm with you. I still have 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:32.440 some in my mouth and I don't really like the 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.840 way it feels. Yeah, it's taper. The taste is okay, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:39.000 if you like coconut. It's not a bad cereal. It's not. 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:42.200 And this only has three ingredients. Yeah, okay, that's insane. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:44.720 Coconut, organic coconut water, which I told you is what 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.960 it tastes like, organic coconut meat, which is, you know, coconut, 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:49.880 and organic palm starch. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.360 I will say for only having three ingredients, because we've 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:56.040 had cereals where they're like, this is healthy, and then 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:59.360 we eat it and it tastes like literal butt. This 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:03.600 is the worst. And I would say mixed in with 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.000 things like granola, this would actually taste pretty good. I 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.640 mean really, the only sorry with with yogurt. 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.399 Really, the only thing that's in here is coconut, and 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.640 it's great. Made in California, of course, Oh no, I'm sorry. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:17.679 It's distributed by Health Source International in California. It is 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:18.920 a product of the Philippines. 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:21.159 I gotta say it's not the worst. And I do 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.560 give this two bowls in a spoon and it's resealable. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.720 Look at that. I'm gonna zip it, yeah, so it'll 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.359 stay fresh for the next person to not eat. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:31.919 To be honest, I might actually take that home. You 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:34.280 got it, because I have some yogurt I need to 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:35.000