Speaker 1: Are you rt Andrew?
Speaker 2: I'm ready. I'm ready. We can start from here. Ready one, two,
Speaker 2: three and starting starting. This is serial Killers.
Speaker 1: And today is Monday, August second. That's cool, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: Very crazy?
Speaker 1: We're halfway through the summer. Wow, this is episode one
Speaker 1: cool of the serial Killers podcast. It's the podcast where
Speaker 1: we talk about cereal and we eat it and we
Speaker 1: think inside the box.
Speaker 2: You're really really trying with that? Still, why not bless
Speaker 2: your soul?
Speaker 1: We should trademark that slogan because somebody else is going
Speaker 1: to use it and it's going to be a huge success.
Speaker 2: I think what was it, TGI Fridays did or something?
Speaker 1: Well? I heard Goya using it. Huh, yeah, we think
Speaker 1: inside the box. I didn't like that. I didn't like
Speaker 1: hearing it over the supermarket. PA. It angered me. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh boya. They don't say that anymore.
Speaker 2: That used to be a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the big trucks, I would say Goya, Oh boya.
Speaker 1: The lasted for a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I wonder why that went away.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have cereal? Is there Goya Cereal?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: And if there's not Hello Goya, why isn't there.
Speaker 2: I don't know. They make these like wafers. Yes, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, their wafers are so good.
Speaker 1: I saw them. But because they're not in the cookie aisle,
Speaker 1: I feel like they've sat there for a while and
Speaker 1: they're not fresh.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's in a box, is that really fresh?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You feed me cereal from that nasty shelf in the back.
Speaker 1: This is absolutely true. All right, let's get into eating Andrew. Now.
Speaker 1: Fun fact about this episode. Not one cereal is from
Speaker 1: a major brand. Not one.
Speaker 2: Oh we're an indie podcast, now, that's right.
Speaker 1: These are all indie cereals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew about it. The first cereal.
Speaker 1: The first one is a brand new cereal. You've seen
Speaker 1: this cereal in bar form in like the Laura bar. No,
Speaker 1: we've had those around. It's not Lara or Lara, and
Speaker 1: it's not Cliff. It's an other bar that you've seen,
Speaker 1: Nutra Grain. No, because that would be from Kellogg's and
Speaker 1: that's a big old brand. Andy, Uh, you don't have
Speaker 1: to guess.
Speaker 2: The other one with the mountain, that's Cliff Cliff bars.
Speaker 1: No. I just said it's not Cliff. You please don't, Okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: you do. I'm begging you to stop. So you've probably
Speaker 1: seen these. The bar itself actually says, you know, like
Speaker 1: one date to two apples, three strawberries and no bs
Speaker 1: and one egg yolk.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the one where it's like super simple
Speaker 2: box art r X. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, So they have now ventured into cereal. They took
Speaker 1: a quick turn into cereal because those bars have not
Speaker 1: really been popul what I.
Speaker 2: Took a quick turn to the cereal aisle. Hey, we're
Speaker 2: going to do a retrospective. I'm Scottie Bee.
Speaker 1: So there are a few different varieties. I picked up
Speaker 1: the chocolate almond one Rise and Shine breakfast just got real.
Speaker 1: It's got brown rice almonds, touch of honey and no bs.
Speaker 2: Can I just say that sometimes the bars are like
Speaker 2: filling though.
Speaker 1: And also super gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like sometimes they get clumpy where you're just.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, see here's the thing they're lying because
Speaker 1: on the box is brown rice, almonds, touch of honey
Speaker 1: and no bs. Then you go to ingredients and his
Speaker 1: brown rice almonds, whole grain sorghum, coconut sugar, pea protein, honey, cocoa, chocolate, salt,
Speaker 1: natural flavors, rosemary, extract. Oh, so there's lots of bs here.
Speaker 1: Let's check it out.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to feel well.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said the rosemary, so we should have
Speaker 1: just seen if we could taste it.
Speaker 2: I mean I always taste it though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing it's got going for it, well,
Speaker 1: it actually doesn't even because there's no regular sugar. It's
Speaker 1: coconut sugar and it's got pea protein.
Speaker 2: So it's what is this coconut sugar? What is this thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a product of Mexico.
Speaker 2: I'm confused. When did they start putting coconut sugar in things?
Speaker 2: And what's the difference?
Speaker 1: Apparently recently, because I don't ever remember reading ingredients and
Speaker 1: saying coconut sugar. Right.
Speaker 2: That's like sunflower oil is now in a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of General Mill cereals.
Speaker 1: Is that bad?
Speaker 2: Yes? It is because people are allergic to sunflower oil.
Speaker 2: It is a thing.
Speaker 1: Is it cheaper? Maybe? Maybe cheaper oil?
Speaker 2: A lot of General Mill cereals are now they say
Speaker 2: could contain sunflower seed oil.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't just say General Mills. I'm sure it's a
Speaker 1: lot of companies, you know, let's not let's not poop
Speaker 1: where we eat?
Speaker 2: Andrew, Well, you just went real direct to the point
Speaker 2: on that one.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, all right, let's go. It's got
Speaker 1: flakes and almond slivers.
Speaker 2: And I just know I hate this.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. Hey, don't judge a book. Here
Speaker 1: we go. It's interesting. It's okay.
Speaker 2: No, there's two bowls. The flavor washes off the minute
Speaker 2: you eat it, and then you're left with like a
Speaker 2: spicy aftertaste, which is the rosemary.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure how to describe it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird. There really is no taste to this.
Speaker 1: I don't really like it. No, I don't like their
Speaker 1: bars either.
Speaker 2: I think the bars like if you're in a pinch
Speaker 2: and you need a a meal.
Speaker 1: No, the cocoa is too dark. It is Insurgent Brands LLC.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that company before. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else they make.
Speaker 2: Maybe they make the actual RX bars.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm sure they do, or maybe not. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they just kind of license out the cereal.
Speaker 2: True. I think, yeah, this isn't great. I gotta tell you,
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna bump it down one bowl, one spoon.
Speaker 1: The milk is kind of okay, I'll give it two balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not great. The nut is nice, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: the nut inside you mean the almond, Yeah, the almond sliver.
Speaker 2: The almond sliver is nice, but the flakes are blah yeah,
Speaker 2: it's wholly underwhelming.
Speaker 1: You know what. I agree with the word blah Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that. I think that works.
Speaker 2: It's like a wampwomp cereal wampom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wish you had like a noise that you could play.
Speaker 1: I do, but it's somewhere in there. I don't know
Speaker 1: where they keep the wamp wom.
Speaker 2: You gotta get back on track. We gotta get commercials back.
Speaker 2: We got to get some sound effects back. Where is that?
Speaker 1: You're right, I don't know. It's it's it's here somewhere.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can pull up is a Chips theme,
Speaker 1: and you don't want that, so I'm not going to
Speaker 1: play that, all right, So let's go down to the
Speaker 1: Cereal sack for serial number two?
Speaker 2: Or could you mention Chips? So you have to play
Speaker 2: it now?
Speaker 1: Okay, there is that one listener who laughs every time
Speaker 1: we play it because it makes you angry.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make me angry at this point because it's
Speaker 2: you know, it's your special thing.
Speaker 1: Not really. Okay, they're due for another movie pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, all right, I'm going down that ticket. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Listen, all right, So these next two cereals
Speaker 1: we are advertise. They advertise on the Big show, Vita cost.
Speaker 1: You've heard a Vita cost, right. I buy my cliff
Speaker 1: Nut butter bars. There are my favorite, the tart cherry
Speaker 1: and cash youw butter, So I buy them there. So
Speaker 1: while I was buying them one day, I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, let me see if they have cereal. So
Speaker 1: I went to the cereal tab and I found two
Speaker 1: cereals we've not had before. I never heard of the brand.
Speaker 1: Nothing love it. So I'm just gonna do you want.
Speaker 1: Let's see do you want? Actually, I'm not gonna give
Speaker 1: you a choice. Okay, I'll just say bag or box
Speaker 1: pouch or box pouch? You want pouch firstus. So the
Speaker 1: brand is Living Intentions and there's a dragonfly is the logo.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: And it's activated super food Cereal Radiant Raspberry. Now, I
Speaker 1: like fruit. I like fruit and cereal. You say it
Speaker 1: makes your throat clothes up. Don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2: When you shake it, it sounds like a swarm of bugs.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why the dragonfly is on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna open it and locust they're just gonna
Speaker 2: pop out.
Speaker 1: All right. I'm gonna have a problem with this. It
Speaker 1: says radiant raspberry with alo vera, which I didn't know
Speaker 1: that you're supposed to eat and put that on burns
Speaker 1: right from the plant. Schisandra berry. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: chazandra berry before. Rodola. That sounds like a dirty body part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see buckthorn.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a really really expensive person's name. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm sa Busle.
Speaker 1: He's wearing an ask on what a dick?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: And prebiotic fire not probiotic prebiotic, so before it's pro
Speaker 1: it must be pre Yeah. And I don't know what
Speaker 1: any of these things are.
Speaker 2: I guess it helps with the go.
Speaker 1: It's organic, it's sprouted, it's non GMO, it's gluten free.
Speaker 1: Hey oh, look at that. It's sweet with coconut sugar.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, all these coconut sugar things are
Speaker 1: popping up.
Speaker 2: I'm just confused.
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. It's a superfood, So that's good. Okay,
Speaker 1: it has live enzymes. It's bioavailable. What is bioavailable?
Speaker 2: We're gonna be eating basically like a live plant and
Speaker 2: it's minimally processed.
Speaker 1: Look wait, look at the bioavailable logo. Like that's a
Speaker 1: stomach like pooping.
Speaker 2: Something tells me that this is going to be you're
Speaker 2: gonna open. It's gonna be like, please don't eat me,
Speaker 2: ideal nutrition activated. It's like the Wonder Twins. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: but wake up to something new.
Speaker 1: Every bite of our Radiant Raspberry Superfood cereal contains tart raspberries,
Speaker 1: crunchy coconut, and the superfood goodness of beautifying herbs like rodiola,
Speaker 1: see buckthorn and alivera. Plus we've added a blend of
Speaker 1: prebiotics to support your body's overall wellness. Try a ball
Speaker 1: with your favorite milk or use as a topper on
Speaker 1: your smoothie or yogurt to start your day off right.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, A lot of explanation for this one,
Speaker 2: for something that's not going to taste good, and we
Speaker 2: both know what we.
Speaker 1: Might be pleasantly surprised. Oh my god, something went up
Speaker 1: my nose as soon as I opened the bag.
Speaker 2: Good thing you like sneaked into the bag.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I turned around your douche.
Speaker 2: Now you have to add an E in front of
Speaker 2: the episode because I said douche.
Speaker 1: Yes, douche is not a bad way. You can go
Speaker 1: down Aisle six of the supermarket and get one.
Speaker 2: Fine. Well, the way you used it is rude. You can't,
Speaker 2: but I did. Yeah, And now I have to add
Speaker 2: an e.
Speaker 1: If you put an E on this episode, you're the
Speaker 1: biggest something that would really make an E. Now stop,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with a douche.
Speaker 2: Here we go when a kid is listening to this
Speaker 2: with his mom in the car and they're like, don't listen?
Speaker 1: One, two, three? What what the hell? It fish a
Speaker 1: lot of nothing. It's cardboardy right, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't taste any raspberry or coconut. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I really don't like it. Oh. On the little tab
Speaker 1: that I ripped off on top, it says I will
Speaker 1: see my light growing stronger and brighter. Is this a
Speaker 1: Jesus cereal?
Speaker 2: No? I think it's like a weird Sells Crystals type
Speaker 2: of cereal.
Speaker 1: Ye, this is.
Speaker 2: Disgusting, and I give it one spoon. This is disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, it's not a
Speaker 2: little bit of raspberry kick to it. The only kick
Speaker 2: is the kick to my throat that it's giving. This
Speaker 2: is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Fine, one ball, it's like dry wall. That's my bottom line.
Speaker 1: One ball. No, it has altered my brain.
Speaker 2: I'm legit thinking that they like punched a hole in
Speaker 2: a wall and then mix it with grass, and we're like,
Speaker 2: it's for good for you.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's heavy.
Speaker 1: Well least we'll poop well later. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what this is going to
Speaker 2: do to my body, those live plant bodies.
Speaker 1: I don't know. What is your living intentions?
Speaker 2: To never eat this again?
Speaker 1: Because all kinds of sayings all over this bag that
Speaker 1: I missed before. This is the eat.
Speaker 2: This is the live left love of cereals.
Speaker 1: So activated is food at its highest potential, a living intentions.
Speaker 1: Activated is an outlook, a way of being, an a
Speaker 1: mantra for intentionally shifting life into high gear. That's why
Speaker 1: we make incredibly flavorful snacks and meals with real nutritionally
Speaker 1: dense activated food.
Speaker 2: Everything they just said is a lie that was not
Speaker 2: delicious and even the least well, the cereal is dense.
Speaker 1: That's about all. That's about all.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if dnse is the right word,
Speaker 2: so disgusting is what I would use.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get off of that. Hopefully the next
Speaker 1: one will redeem a little bit. But remember I'm on
Speaker 1: the healthy session, so I'm not very positive either. This
Speaker 1: one's in a box.
Speaker 2: And can I just say, this is why if you're
Speaker 2: a healthy food eating person who wakes up and has
Speaker 2: a good morning after eating that cereal, I'd be miserable.
Speaker 1: This one's paleo and vegan and gluten free and no
Speaker 1: sugar added. You know what, let's just not even. Can
Speaker 1: we just not even?
Speaker 2: What are we not going to do?
Speaker 1: This is stop it at two? We have to do it,
Speaker 1: all right. The cereal brand looks like it's called Nuco
Speaker 1: and Uco I think, And I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a bowling ball or oh it's a coconut so yeah,
Speaker 1: coconut crunch.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like coconut.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See it drew me in, the name drew me in.
Speaker 1: I didn't read much else about it. No sugar added, vegan,
Speaker 1: gluten free, non GMO.
Speaker 2: It's legit, starting to scratch.
Speaker 1: Certified USDA, and it's kosher.
Speaker 2: On top of that, you're only gonna get me for
Speaker 2: so much longer, and then you're gonna need to get
Speaker 2: my EpiPens hold on. Their mission is giving back to
Speaker 2: Filipino farmers and their communities while also supporting health and
Speaker 2: wellness by giving back to our bodies. What is nuca
Speaker 2: Coconut crunch? This crunchy, grain free cereal made with three simple,
Speaker 2: sustainably sourced ingredients coconut meat, cocaine, water, and palm starch.
Speaker 2: I know the inside of the coconut is called the meat.
Speaker 2: Coconuts are a superfood pack with medium chain triglycerides. Each
Speaker 2: satisfying bite is tasty and naturally sweet. We could just
Speaker 2: start eating it. It's not gonna be good. We both
Speaker 2: know it's not gonna be good. Let's just get it over.
Speaker 2: There's only three ingredients in the whole box. Oh god,
Speaker 2: and it says suggested serving. If you look at the front,
Speaker 2: there's lots of berries in there, which means it tastes
Speaker 2: like crap and it has to be masked by sweet things.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be so bad.
Speaker 1: All right, let's just go.
Speaker 2: I'm really thinking I'm gonna have some things from that Raspberry.
Speaker 1: The glue on the box is just horrific.
Speaker 2: It just absolutely despised. I already tore it up that
Speaker 2: all these cereals like are basically just lawn shavings, and
Speaker 2: they're like, it's activated health for you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but there's some kid in a garage with
Speaker 1: a hot glue gun that a ceiling is. Because that's
Speaker 1: exactly what it was. It was very very hard to open. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, they automatically get a spoon no matter what happens.
Speaker 1: If this is disgusting, this cereal cannot get no bowls,
Speaker 1: no spoon.
Speaker 2: Is it a sealed tab?
Speaker 1: It is it is. Look at that it's a zip bagness.
Speaker 1: So they score right there, get you get an instant
Speaker 1: spoon for that. That's I mean, we could projectile vomit
Speaker 1: on the computer and they still get a spoon.
Speaker 2: Where and I'm really not trying to make this up.
Speaker 2: Like a poof just popped up from the back when
Speaker 2: you rip the tab. Really, yes, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it was the shiny metallic on your shirt, but like
Speaker 2: a little poof popped up.
Speaker 1: Was it coconut meat? I don't know what that was.
Speaker 1: I have to say it smells nice. I love coconut
Speaker 1: like same. I'm that guy. I mean, I think we've
Speaker 1: talked about this. We're on the beach. When they walk
Speaker 1: around with the machete, I always ask for a coconut.
Speaker 1: I love them.
Speaker 2: Remember when we got one of Miami together and it
Speaker 2: was the worst coconut we ever had the twenty bucks
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: This could be the biggest flake I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Save it.
Speaker 1: No, it's going in your cup.
Speaker 2: Thanks. Oh, let make sure I vomit it up.
Speaker 1: You know what. Listen, I think we're gonna be pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 1: I really do.
Speaker 2: Okay, it smells very coconuty. Let's set our intentions before
Speaker 2: we have this cereal. What's your intention for the next week,
Speaker 2: Scott think, I don't even know what you're saying, all right,
Speaker 2: My intention for the next week is to have a
Speaker 2: great road trip with Gandhi and Diamond Sweet. So it
Speaker 2: looks like that are you're not sitting your intention. It
Speaker 2: looks like this is one big brittle piece almost and
Speaker 2: they just broke it up. It's not really flakes. It
Speaker 2: looks like it was it was made in a big
Speaker 2: sheet and they just smacked it with a hammer. How
Speaker 2: many things flake here we go?
Speaker 1: One? Two, three? Oh, Oh, it's good.
Speaker 2: It's paper.
Speaker 1: It tastes just like the coconut water that's inside the
Speaker 1: coconut or the milk or whatever they want to call it.
Speaker 1: And it just tastes like that and it's hardened. It's
Speaker 1: not really bad. I see I see the berry thing, Like,
Speaker 1: if there were berries in this, it'd be really really good.
Speaker 1: This takes me to an island, Andrew, Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Do not staten island like an island this.
Speaker 2: I just know this is gonna make my throat clothes.
Speaker 2: Why coconut does that for me? I can't really eat
Speaker 2: it raw.
Speaker 1: Now, if there were some dark chocolate shavings in here,
Speaker 1: it'd be spot on.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it's just just like the consistency of paper.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it's not a flake. It's like coconut dry,
Speaker 1: got some stuff sprinkled on it, and then they just
Speaker 1: break it.
Speaker 2: Up like a coconut bridle.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like it. I'm giving it three bowls.
Speaker 2: I h I like it. I'll say that much. But
Speaker 2: it just the consistency is weird for me, Like, I
Speaker 2: can't get over the consistency, right.
Speaker 1: Allow two bowls in a spoon. I got to back
Speaker 1: it down. Why because I'm with you. I still have
Speaker 1: some in my mouth and I don't really like the
Speaker 1: way it feels. Yeah, it's taper. The taste is okay,
Speaker 1: if you like coconut. It's not a bad cereal. It's not.
Speaker 2: And this only has three ingredients. Yeah, okay, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Coconut, organic coconut water, which I told you is what
Speaker 1: it tastes like, organic coconut meat, which is, you know, coconut,
Speaker 1: and organic palm starch.
Speaker 2: I will say for only having three ingredients, because we've
Speaker 2: had cereals where they're like, this is healthy, and then
Speaker 2: we eat it and it tastes like literal butt. This
Speaker 2: is the worst. And I would say mixed in with
Speaker 2: things like granola, this would actually taste pretty good. I
Speaker 2: mean really, the only sorry with with yogurt.
Speaker 1: Really, the only thing that's in here is coconut, and
Speaker 1: it's great. Made in California, of course, Oh no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's distributed by Health Source International in California. It is
Speaker 1: a product of the Philippines.
Speaker 2: I gotta say it's not the worst. And I do
Speaker 2: give this two bowls in a spoon and it's resealable.
Speaker 1: Look at that. I'm gonna zip it, yeah, so it'll
Speaker 1: stay fresh for the next person to not eat.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I might actually take that home. You
Speaker 2: got it, because I have some yogurt I need to
Speaker 2: put stuff in.
Speaker 1: The box is very flimsy. I mean the box is
Speaker 1: pretty much paper.
Speaker 2: They probably made five boxes, and we were one.
Speaker 1: Of the five to buy it. For recipes and more.
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Speaker 2: Yep, starting starting in the throat.
Speaker 1: Do you need me to call you an ambulance Andrew?
Speaker 2: No, We're good for right now. But if my tongue
Speaker 2: starts getting any puffy or I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I can't steal the box. It's all torn
Speaker 1: and busted up. But hey whatever, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers. This has been an underwhelming episode, but
Speaker 1: we do thank you.
Speaker 2: No, I felt like it was a fun episode. I
Speaker 2: really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Okay, there was anytime I get to spend time with
Speaker 1: you scat. Hey, you know what, if that's all it takes,
Speaker 1: then I guess that's why we do bull Chat. Do
Speaker 1: you know what was even the worst cereal ever? The
Speaker 1: one that ce Buckthorn is in, see buck Thorn, see
Speaker 1: you later. Yeah, that was the raspberry thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was gross.
Speaker 1: Now should I see if that company has any other
Speaker 1: flavors or just let it go?
Speaker 2: I say let it go. I don't want to firefly
Speaker 2: cereal ever again, or a lightning bug cereal whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: It was a dragonfly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 1: Do you know they sing dragonflies? They're very frightening looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got the big ass wings.
Speaker 1: You know what. On Wednesday's bull Chat, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: bugs we don't like.
Speaker 2: Done, say no more?
Speaker 1: I got a list, although that might have been last Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm so confused. Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to Cereal Killers. It's the podcast that's serially right
Speaker 1: what it's serially it's full of cereal. I know we'll
Speaker 1: take that. Okay, follow us please? Serial Killers PC on
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Speaker 2: Like? We're not on what TikTok?
Speaker 1: We should be?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I don't know what that was, but yeah, sure it
Speaker 2: was a TikTok dance. Okay.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna like juggle fruit loops.
Speaker 2: Okay, you could do that. I'll watch.
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Speaker 2: How many reviews do we have? Three hundred something?
Speaker 1: Well it's just three hundred and forty five ratings.
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Speaker 1: But only if they're positive.
Speaker 2: No, you could go negative too. Say you hate me,
Speaker 2: Say you hate Scott, say you hate I don't know
Speaker 2: something that's going on in your personal life and that's
Speaker 2: why you're giving us one.
Speaker 1: Do we ever get on cameo? How come we're down
Speaker 1: on cameo?
Speaker 2: Should go on cameo?
Speaker 1: Remember that? Okay, it's new me.
Speaker 2: Let's do everything, all right, we'll do what fifteen bucks?
Speaker 1: I think ten? Ten?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, start small.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do fourteen. That way we get seven and seven.
Speaker 1: I love that there's some kind of fee or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that way we would get five and five. So
Speaker 1: let's do Let's do fourteen a weird number. Yeah cool.
Speaker 2: This way we get to keep the fee and then
Speaker 2: we could be on cameo. Hey it's Scott abe and Andrew.
Speaker 2: We heard it's your birthday. Crunch.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get out of here, dude, untill we
Speaker 1: see you next week. Say crunch again, Andrew, Crunch. That's it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got nothing else? You got nothing, do you have
Speaker 1: something I know. I'm just I'm really honestly having a
Speaker 1: tough time closing this box.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean, good luck got us.
Speaker 1: There's literally an entire stick of hot glue jamming it
Speaker 1: up and I just can't close it. Literally.
Speaker 2: Oh well, good luck with that.
Speaker 1: I can't. I gotta go, all right bye.