WEBVTT - Enya's psychiatrist Arc

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, should I open the windows?

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<v Speaker 2>It was?

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<v Speaker 3>I cut here?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, we look blue,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blue in it?

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<v Speaker 2>I green?

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<v Speaker 1>I would die if I was green, I would Is

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<v Speaker 1>that like the remix or is that how the actual

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<v Speaker 1>song always went?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's always been I'm blue. If I was green,

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<v Speaker 2>I would die?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it so much works? When Bbi Ruxas says that,

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<v Speaker 1>then when the like original says it, your hair looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Yeah, I got it? Like cut today, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a cut.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I figured like I would go for

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<v Speaker 2>something new and like big. Yeah, and like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I kind of nailed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it, it's definitely new, Like I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're ugly?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well was it expensive? Because it looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>cocky kind of look like it looks like you went

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<v Speaker 1>up to somebody out front of a Starbucks on Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>and Vine and you said, I'd give you three dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to do something cool to my hair, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>did that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a winch and a wickan and a witch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you're a fucking white witch.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Emergency and I come.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Hi guys. Oh, I'm gonna fucking myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna pick that up rocking shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I never wear skirts on the podcast because I like,

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<v Speaker 1>like to lift my legs up too much and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to give a free peep show.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I'm literally watching the episode, I'm constantly looking

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<v Speaker 2>up your skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck like trying to see a muh get

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<v Speaker 1>a glimpse of the couter the old bronzeon up there.

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<v Speaker 1>The Cooter Bronson who lets cinophile will be a word.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that is pretty yeah, like who who was? Like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I could never call myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the other word, but like for cinema.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would literally never ever call myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You are crazy say you like movies. Also, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>very big difference between movies and film, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>you bitches calling everything you watch a film on letterbox record.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you need to get a grip because you're not

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<v Speaker 2>better than anybody else because you call it a film. However,

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<v Speaker 2>when I call it a film, I am better than you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, I mean that's like really double standard

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't really make sense, and you just seem.

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<v Speaker 2>Like is a double standard when I like believe women

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<v Speaker 2>should be making me sandwitches at all times and men

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<v Speaker 2>should be like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't necessarily a double standard. I think that's just misogynistic.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? What's the word that I call you? Behind your back?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, Welcome back to the income. This is episode seven

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<v Speaker 2>this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's been exciting. We've been going strong for two

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<v Speaker 1>months now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 2>what I have to say. So I have like a

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<v Speaker 2>few psychological operations that I've been theorizing with. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 2>I've been theorizing and like toying with these ideas and.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally John before he started conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where to take my theories, like because

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<v Speaker 2>I have a lot of them. So I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>this is your sign Corn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, welcome to dru Shyam corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you know how it's been like hell Claudi out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The government with harp h A R whatever PP or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck, which is what they control the weather with,

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<v Speaker 2>is creating these clouds over America and Europe to block

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<v Speaker 2>the sun to keep us weak and desolate and sad

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<v Speaker 2>and isolated because gray clouds. Yeah, it's scary guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but why are they doing that? Is that it?

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<v Speaker 1>You just think they're doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>So we have to rely on the government and their pills.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, my happy little pill.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, that's exciting news. I will be seeing a psychiatry soon,

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<v Speaker 1>so we will know what's wrong with me very very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay tuned. Comment what you think is wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a few assumptions, Like, I have my guesses,

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<v Speaker 1>but I won't say them because I don't want anybody

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<v Speaker 1>to attack me and like shoot me executioner style for

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<v Speaker 1>self diagnosing myself. But I think I think I can guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I wasn't gonna say though, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably, but yeah, so the government is blocking the

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<v Speaker 2>sun to make us take our happy little pills. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>next psychological operation. There are actually two moons. Tell me

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<v Speaker 2>why I can see the moon in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the day, you know, but Australia can see the same

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<v Speaker 2>moon at night when we're on opposite sides of the globe.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not adding up. Do the math.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Yeah, I guess that is insane, But you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's more insane is knowing that all you do all

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<v Speaker 1>day is wake up and sit in your room and isolate.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is what you're thinking about over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's really really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it is. It's like a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people who are in goal I'm trying to like me,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to walk around like the topic of schizophrenia, but

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people are definitely super engulfed in conspiracies

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<v Speaker 1>and all these things. Obviously because of a lack of community.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know that. That's kind of like a breed

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of the issues that we have on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet is a lack of community, a lack of connection,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you find that and you find peace and.

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<v Speaker 2>No bitches, no swag, no bread leg.

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<v Speaker 1>So now you're talking about how the earth is flat,

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<v Speaker 1>the government is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's literally a connection is no bitches, no swag,

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<v Speaker 2>no bread to conspiracy theory, pipeline like that is actually

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<v Speaker 2>genuinely something. But that's not me.

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<v Speaker 1>Say his name again, but Shane Dawson would have to disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>No bitches, no swag. He's got bread, too much bread? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. Okay, Next thing, Oh, Magoro, just read

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<v Speaker 2>a note. I've been keeping this from you for so long. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So we went to the gym and I came out

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<v Speaker 2>and I had seen something really.

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<v Speaker 1>Really genuinely horrifying what it is, and it's definitely been

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<v Speaker 1>built up way too much and you're gonna be very

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<v Speaker 1>overwhelmed and be like, oh, yeah, I knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>But like the fact that they had to put this

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<v Speaker 2>up in the gym and the sauna was shut down

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<v Speaker 2>because read the first fucking line. Yes, they were cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>the come off the walls. I don't know what happened,

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<v Speaker 2>but basically, my gym, I've been saying it for so long,

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<v Speaker 2>very very gay place, like I am literally sexually harassed

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<v Speaker 2>every time I go into that fucking sauna. Whatever. That

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<v Speaker 2>a new sign, Yes, they just put it up.

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<v Speaker 1>That is actually insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, but basically they put up a

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<v Speaker 2>sign saying no, there's like a no sexual policy at

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<v Speaker 2>our gym, like because people were boning and having sex

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking saunas and jerking each other off, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit, wow, I really can't believe that they had all

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<v Speaker 1>that health shit to it to make it seem like

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<v Speaker 1>it was just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a gym has a zero tolerance policy regarding inappropriate

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<v Speaker 2>sexual or lude behavior. Offenders will lose membership and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>subject to arrest and prostitution.

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<v Speaker 1>That was when I read that. I was like prostitution.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait, I thought you just said no

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<v Speaker 1>to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yeah, so that's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, that is actually so insane. Well, the girls bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>or sauna doesn't have that. We'll see today. I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>if they have it today and I'll update y'all, but

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have that. The phone thing is like the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing I read, and I was like, mm, because

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I bring my phone in because I have my

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<v Speaker 1>headphones on and I was just like listen to music

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<v Speaker 1>in there. But then I stopped doing it, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm literally gonna break my iPhone fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Pro that fucking sucks. The camera on that goddamn thing

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<v Speaker 2>is the most awful funny because.

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<v Speaker 1>I could take pictures of the fucking moon, and what

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<v Speaker 1>can you do with your phone look up pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>the moon. That's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>All I use my phone for is TikTok and to

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<v Speaker 2>take pictures of my butthole.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, it's funny. Oh, that's funny that you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned that, because I've never been.

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<v Speaker 2>To Walmart and o oh, you you wouldn't know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot about Walmart. Wowmart expert. I'm sure because you're always

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what that is, because I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>you're always that Walmart one of the one of maybe

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<v Speaker 2>one of the top ten videos made of all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I just shifted shifted society in a very rare.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, starting to like think about.

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<v Speaker 2>Pain. Yeah, and you fucking came into my room today

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<v Speaker 2>after we chatted about Inya having zero, Riz came into

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<v Speaker 2>my room and grabbed I have like this tray of

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<v Speaker 2>paint and she grabbed my cart or a bottle of

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<v Speaker 2>paint out of my cart of paint and was like

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<v Speaker 2>pain party, and like acted like she was gonna spray

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<v Speaker 2>it all over my fucking room. And it was so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen you do.

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<v Speaker 1>But then it reminded me. I was like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's insane is like in a different world, someone who's

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<v Speaker 1>really unfunny with no social cues would do something like

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<v Speaker 1>that because they'd be like this will be funny and

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<v Speaker 1>like to spray paint at you. Yeah, And then I

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<v Speaker 1>thought about it, and I know exactly who would do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's Killer, the killing name one because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know his name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know his name.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so okay, do you want to explain her?

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<v Speaker 2>You started off because I'm bad telling stories.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were at this party, like at a friend's

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<v Speaker 1>party and whatever. We're like chatting it up with like

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<v Speaker 1>new people because like I'm super sociable and everybody is like,

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<v Speaker 1>be such a dope soul that everybody craves your vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it's like when we go into parties.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like unicorns.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so people love seeing us. And we were just talking, talking,

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<v Speaker 1>chatting it up with a bunch of people. And this

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<v Speaker 1>dude is like kind of hanging around and talking and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like a funny guy. Whatever. We're like making conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>He can get along a conversation. Cool. Fine, Not thinking

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<v Speaker 1>anything of it, I turned and I realized he's really

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<v Speaker 1>talking to Drew, like like following.

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<v Speaker 2>Around talking like talking talking like literally thinks he's like

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<v Speaker 2>rizzing all over me talking like it's it is really

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<v Speaker 2>really scary, And like I was like I wasn't talking back.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just talking to this person because I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I didn't want to be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, starting to read it like oh, okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like not this is it? Like we are not here,

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<v Speaker 1>we are not in this conversation for the same reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you literally want me and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>get away from I just flash juices, but I am

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<v Speaker 2>like essentially running away from this personally, as much as.

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<v Speaker 1>I make fun of you for being like when I

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<v Speaker 1>go out, I wanted without fail, at every party, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to make sure I'm looking around for Drew because

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<v Speaker 1>Drew also isn't like I think, because it's a new

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<v Speaker 1>section of your life where you're literally hunted down and

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<v Speaker 1>wanted like that, so you still don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>just step away from it and be like, Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like kind of mean, but I'm just gonna literally

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<v Speaker 1>cut this casation.

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<v Speaker 2>I did reason this, Yeah, yeah, this is but this

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<v Speaker 2>was before that.

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<v Speaker 1>So at every party I have to kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>look out for Drew and see if he's being held hostage.

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<v Speaker 2>And was being held hostage like crazy, I would run.

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<v Speaker 2>I would literally go inside and go hide in the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom for ten minutes, and he would wait for me

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<v Speaker 2>for ten minutes, and I was like, whoa, this is

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<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy, Like wow, what am I supposed to do

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<v Speaker 2>and then like it just basically became this like big

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<v Speaker 2>thing and I had to push him over and like

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking drowned him in the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>And he died. Yeah, but before it got like too much,

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<v Speaker 1>he had come over to me, like Drew went to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and he came back over to me and

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<v Speaker 1>he started asking me questions about Drew and was like

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<v Speaker 1>is he single? And I was like yeah, and like

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<v Speaker 1>laughed and like looked away because I didn't think anything

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And he's like, what's his vibe? And I

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<v Speaker 1>just look at this man and I'm like, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean, what's his vibe? And he's like like what's

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<v Speaker 1>his vibe? And then I just go there is no

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<v Speaker 1>vibe there. Do not go. Don't do that. Literally. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, he was like, what, Like I think he's

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, I think he's cute, Like I think

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<v Speaker 1>I want to like like would he ever go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date? And I'm like, I don't think you understand

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Do not go into those waters because

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<v Speaker 1>it will not work out for you and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>worth it and it's not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It will hurt. Yeah, And I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight up being like leave him alone, Like I basically

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<v Speaker 1>would like, leave him alone, because why you're talking to him,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>And I give and you knows my type and I

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<v Speaker 2>give in your permission to do that, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Did, but no, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Even you even told him.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally, I literally like, which was maybe was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of mean, but he kept pushing and being like no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I could do this, and I'm like, no, babes,

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<v Speaker 1>no bribes, no. I look at this person in the

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<v Speaker 1>face and I explicitly describe his type and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you are in the front type, not that type, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not like whatever, and he just, I guess was hella

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<v Speaker 1>fucking feeling himself because he's like, I can I could

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<v Speaker 1>turn him out. I'm like, bitch, you can barely touched

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<v Speaker 1>the top of his head. You're three feet tall, like

0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.240
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna turn it out? Like it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really really scary in one of those moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that there's anything wrong with being a short guy, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, sorry, I just had to that, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was really scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the camera's never really seen Kai Kai is

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<v Speaker 2>like two foot four, yeah.

0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Which is sad, but we also took his mic away.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not gonna have a mic anymore, so don't even

0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.000
<v Speaker 1>don't even be expecting for him to say anything back.

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<v Speaker 2>Kai, not even being here, was still finding a way

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<v Speaker 2>to come him short and old.

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<v Speaker 1>He was Kay's height though, that is a good reference,

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<v Speaker 1>so if you've ever seen Ky, he was kaid he

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<v Speaker 1>was taller, which is crazy because Kai's only two foot eight, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yeah, so then fast forward than I like, I, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like so fucking I'm like losing it, bro, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>losing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm literally just laughing. Where the story ends is so.

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<v Speaker 2>Antic, Oh funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they took about being in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, so like I escaped for a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>randon the kitchen was chopping it up with my other

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<v Speaker 2>homies that I knew, and I was purposely like turning

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<v Speaker 2>my back to get him out of the conversation, and

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<v Speaker 2>like eventually he took that hint, but he would not

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<v Speaker 2>take a fucking hint all night and literally went and

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<v Speaker 2>stand stood in the corner staring at me talk to

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<v Speaker 2>my friends, and it was so bizarre. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>saw like Enya and our other Homiach sitting at the

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<v Speaker 2>table and we just I like sat down and was

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<v Speaker 2>chatting with him. Then he sat down at the table

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<v Speaker 2>and tried to talk with us.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like scraning over you too, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. He was like trying to like mark his

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<v Speaker 1>tear next to you in a way, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>so it started to make me really uncomfortable. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is insane because I've already.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would do this. I was looking at you

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like help, no, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew was literally like help me stop him. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like I just started We basically started talking

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<v Speaker 1>about leaving, and I was like, we're tired, We're gonna leave.

0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I had to fucking evacuate that fun party because I

0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.040
<v Speaker 2>was being attacked all night but for being sexy. Far

0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:11.680
<v Speaker 2>is Yeah, so like I don't. I really like I

0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.760
<v Speaker 2>am such a pushover and like in the moment, like

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<v Speaker 2>in that specific moment, I should have just been like no,

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<v Speaker 2>but I ended up like trading numbers with him because

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<v Speaker 2>he was so push It.

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<v Speaker 1>Takes also so much practice to just be able to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the point where you can say no to

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who is not taking a hint, like, yeah, it sucks,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is just hard to draw that boundary and

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<v Speaker 1>be like no, because so many times.

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<v Speaker 2>So many people just gotta find it.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so many people have my number and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need this because one, we're not getting along,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't going where you think it's going, and like

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't need to be like this, Yeah we can. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, just because I have an iPhone does not

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<v Speaker 1>mean you need to make contact with it. That is

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<v Speaker 1>not what that means. That's not a little bit invitation

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody I mean needs to have direct contact with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it even goes as far as like the

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<v Speaker 1>idea that I have to follow everyone I see in

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<v Speaker 1>public back on Instagram, Like if I crazy you often

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<v Speaker 1>in public and we get along really well, yes I

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<v Speaker 1>would love to follow you. Yes we can exchange numbers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so annoying that people think that's an open invitation.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it could come off as rude, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's just why am I gonna give you my number

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not going to answer, so now what.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also it's also giving like like I mean, I

0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:30.600
<v Speaker 2>am not like I also feel this way, but like

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<v Speaker 2>rejection is like such a hurtful fucking thing because it

0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:38.480
<v Speaker 2>like attacks you. It makes you attack yourself to your

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<v Speaker 2>core and all of your flaws and all of your

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<v Speaker 2>looks and whatever, and like you'll never be that person

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<v Speaker 2>that that person wants, like whatever.

0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:50.520
<v Speaker 1>But like if we just met, it shouldn't be that exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Deep. But basically we traded numbers and we went back

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<v Speaker 2>to our hotel because we were like having a little staycation,

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden, I get a text from

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<v Speaker 2>this man and he texted me the craziest photo. Like

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<v Speaker 2>the first thing he said to me was he sent

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<v Speaker 2>me a selfie of himself with our friend's dog. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh wow. So I immediately like photo

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<v Speaker 2>shopped it and showed ya Oriyan and Joe Siah and

0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like, look at the picture he just sent

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<v Speaker 2>of me. And they didn't get to see him that much,

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<v Speaker 2>and I showed it and they thought, that's like literally

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<v Speaker 2>what he looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, he's literally so like copd and

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up that his face is melting. Like that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I perceived that. I was like he did too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Like melting Before we go on and sound like mean girls,

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<v Speaker 2>like he he was a good looking person, Like he

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<v Speaker 2>was just not my type.

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<v Speaker 1>He was got told no all night and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>pushing it, and now you're gonna because if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to just take no as an answer and

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<v Speaker 1>walk away, the least I get to do is poke

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<v Speaker 1>fun at you because you pushed boundaries.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I just wanted to clear the air. And

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe there was like one part where like he

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<v Speaker 2>did think I was like genuinely curious about whatever that was,

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<v Speaker 2>but like that's just because I'm a pushover and I'm

0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.879
<v Speaker 2>a shitty person. But yeah, that's how the story end.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would post a selfie, but it is potentially

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<v Speaker 2>the meanest thing to ever do to a person, So

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<v Speaker 2>I will never ever ever in that in Zae.

0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.359
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, basically that I don't remember how he looks normally.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I can think of it as just like also,

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<v Speaker 1>I was drunk when Drew showed me the picture, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, like my brain was genuinely like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he looked like all night because he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell us he photoshoped it, so we all believed that's

0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:46.280
<v Speaker 1>how he looked at that an hour later he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I face tuned the fuck out of.

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<v Speaker 2>That PA, and then we went and played Raya. On

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<v Speaker 2>my account, that's the best game. It's just like treating

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<v Speaker 2>Raya like a video game and just like not taking

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<v Speaker 2>it serious at all and just looking at all the

0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:03.719
<v Speaker 2>people on there and being like, yes, yes, no, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>I know we were gonna play it in Big sir, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Your membership got.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally did cancel my membership. I literally did. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot to talk about this psychological operation in Drew's

0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:24.080
<v Speaker 2>sye up Corner, so Drew Syup Corner. That's like the

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<v Speaker 2>little theme. So I'm working and I'm not married to it,

0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:30.679
<v Speaker 2>but like maybe we can make it good. But the NASA,

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time I think ever, maybe in fifty years,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fucking know, I don't care, has acknowledged the

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<v Speaker 2>existence of UFOs and UAPs, which I am a firm

0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:49.399
<v Speaker 2>believer that aliens exist somewhere in our universe and I

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<v Speaker 2>used to be like, there's no way they're on our

0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:57.480
<v Speaker 2>fucking planet, but like the more like I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what to fucking call them. But it's basically like the

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<v Speaker 2>idea that they're media training us and like making it

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<v Speaker 2>so when aliens do eventually get like dropped, like they

0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:11.480
<v Speaker 2>drop the alien bomb on us, or yeah, the new

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<v Speaker 2>update of Earth that there's been aliens here the entire time,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't completely spiral the population into like chaos and devastation.

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<v Speaker 2>But there was like this event that happened in uh

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<v Speaker 2>Las Vegas, And I won't go any deeper because I

0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:35.280
<v Speaker 2>know you're fucking bored, but yeah, it was really lit

0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:39.520
<v Speaker 2>and very convincing. And then also there was just a big.

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<v Speaker 1>Like pessimistic or not even pessimistic. I am the worst person. Well, yeah,

0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:48.120
<v Speaker 1>when I don't believe something, it's like, no, cat, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to convince me. And even if it is convincing,

0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:52.520
<v Speaker 1>you're not going to be the ones who convinced me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I genuinely am. Anyway, video you said you saw

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<v Speaker 1>when you were in six created and you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, yeah there is a I was

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<v Speaker 2>showing Andy and Josh like all the alien footage that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in collecting.

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<v Speaker 1>Before you like couldn't find it. So it was also

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<v Speaker 1>like really so gay, this whole feel about aliens and like,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, like it's not even I hope you understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, it's not like me being like, no, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I sound insane.

0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:23.399
<v Speaker 1>It's literally like not me trying to be like you

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<v Speaker 1>just are saying something that I don't care about. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's more like it's hard for me to engage in

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<v Speaker 1>that conversation because I'm the worst person ever and if

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<v Speaker 1>I like have no real interest in it, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>hard for me to like get my brain to focus

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<v Speaker 1>on it. So you did the whole thing, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was really trying hard to listen.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're like, all right, you were you did.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the first time in your life my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like really like trying to listen, and then

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<v Speaker 1>this mother record goes oh and here's the video, And

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<v Speaker 1>now you're like, wait, what is this. I think I've

0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:51.560
<v Speaker 1>seen this before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's this this video.

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<v Speaker 1>Children phomenals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>My ear is just so long that like when I

0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 1>like whip it around, I drop everything.

0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:27.119
<v Speaker 2>But that when I was like six years old, I

0:23:27.119 --> 0:23:29.679
<v Speaker 2>saw that on the internet, like on fucking Digg or

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<v Speaker 2>something or like early Reddit, and I believe the shit

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:37.040
<v Speaker 2>out of it. I was like, oh, oh wow, they're here.

0:23:37.080 --> 0:23:39.080
<v Speaker 2>They're here, And I think it's a clip from like

0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:40.000
<v Speaker 2>a movie movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it is from a movie.

0:23:41.800 --> 0:23:43.720
<v Speaker 2>But those kids ate down, they were I know.

0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:45.600
<v Speaker 1>They were acting their fucking ass off, and you know

0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:47.639
<v Speaker 1>they all that money went to their parents, and their

0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:49.320
<v Speaker 1>parents went out for drinks at a bar after that,

0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:51.640
<v Speaker 1>because that's just how being a child a fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>But last thing I'll say about aliens and then I'll

0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:59.160
<v Speaker 2>move the fuck on. But there was this giant wiki

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:03.760
<v Speaker 2>leaks or not wiki leaks whistleblow like on like alien

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:08.119
<v Speaker 2>whatever blah blah blah blah blah and that shit. Like

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:11.040
<v Speaker 2>I read all of it in two hours. It was

0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:13.439
<v Speaker 2>like it was like the most I've ever read in

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 2>one city.

0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:18.359
<v Speaker 1>Is that you like or not like somebody who will

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 1>sit down and like really commit to reading like that. Yeah,

0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 1>and of course if it's about some fucking alien.

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Shit, stupid bullshit, yeah I have to fuck end. But yeah,

0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:31.960
<v Speaker 2>that was very very convincing. And the gist of it

0:24:32.000 --> 0:24:33.919
<v Speaker 2>is that aliens have been here the whole time, and

0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 2>the reason why they're getting more active and there's more

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:39.880
<v Speaker 2>sightings is because we're there's like a threat of nuclear

0:24:39.960 --> 0:24:42.479
<v Speaker 2>war and they're essentially like our zoo keepers and like

0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:46.000
<v Speaker 2>they've been in living in the ocean, like in a

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:48.720
<v Speaker 2>base for this entire time, and that the ships they

0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:52.639
<v Speaker 2>make are like like imagine like heat shrink wrap like

0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:56.000
<v Speaker 2>around like a box like and then you peel it off.

0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Like basically their ships are made like that where they

0:24:58.600 --> 0:25:01.120
<v Speaker 2>like so they get come up and yeah, and then

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:01.879
<v Speaker 2>go mining.

0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:03.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh so we can rip them out the plastic yea,

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:04.960
<v Speaker 1>all start acting right now, no.

0:25:05.119 --> 0:25:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Like dead as they literally will. But yeah, basically they've

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:13.000
<v Speaker 2>been here the whole time and we're just being watched

0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 2>and taken care of. See.

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 1>The thing about me is like I just will never

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:18.520
<v Speaker 1>believe it. And you could put an alien in my

0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:22.680
<v Speaker 1>face and I'd be like, bitch, this fucking I would

0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:24.840
<v Speaker 1>give this special effect is going too far.

0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:26.640
<v Speaker 2>That's like literally how I feel like if I saw

0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:28.520
<v Speaker 2>one in person, I would be like, Okay, that's literally

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:30.760
<v Speaker 2>not real. But if there was an alien in front

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 2>of me, I would get it.

0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Lingus, Yeah, I say, I'd be like, can I see

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>your genitalia?

0:25:37.520 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 2>The I speak three languages, English, Spanish and kind of

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 2>lingus you're and Italian?

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Wait? I had something written down the Wait.

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Why am I spicy white? I'm a spicy white.

0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 1>So this is okay. You need to stop that. The

0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:59.080
<v Speaker 1>more we like enter our adulthood and get closer to thirty,

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 1>it's just natural, rolled.

0:26:00.359 --> 0:26:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Up you exploring your body or not in that way.

0:26:04.840 --> 0:26:07.480
<v Speaker 1>No, what, I will explore my body. Why do you

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:07.920
<v Speaker 1>have to make.

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:09.399
<v Speaker 2>It like that? Like, why are you think you're just

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:10.919
<v Speaker 2>talking about masturbation all the time.

0:26:11.080 --> 0:26:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean I do have a problem with that.

0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Guys. Guys, don't even get me started. On the couch,

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:19.720
<v Speaker 2>on the walls, it's everywhere. She's like a.

0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Cat's my seabuman's squirts. But but basically I just went

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I've been to the doctors and seen like the nurses

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:33.440
<v Speaker 1>around my age, because it's just getting to that point

0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:35.960
<v Speaker 1>where like the people our age, because we're in our

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:40.359
<v Speaker 1>mid twenties now, are working these jobs. Yeah no, never you,

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 1>like literally never you, because I would not trust you

0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:47.879
<v Speaker 1>in a doctor's office. But actually, with that being fucking said,

0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:51.679
<v Speaker 1>that's my issue is now that like I went to

0:26:51.720 --> 0:26:53.080
<v Speaker 1>the tailor the other day and there was a girl

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 1>my age. I was like, you have a job, like

0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 1>or like it's literally like, yes, I don't have a dom.

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:07.480
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, here, why Also, why are you coming

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 1>up to me with pins and needles to like start

0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:09.679
<v Speaker 1>poking my clothes.

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I gave what you're saying. It's like you being the

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 2>same age as these people and they're like highly specialized

0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 2>in their craft, and it doesn't make.

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 1>No sense because also I don't have a craft. I'm

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:22.959
<v Speaker 1>highly specialized, Like I didn't have to do that. So

0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>now I'm like very confused and concerned.

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 2>There was a giant.

0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:30.879
<v Speaker 1>The doctor who's about to give me a shot and

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:33.399
<v Speaker 1>take my blood is my age. I'm like, I know

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:35.359
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna sell that shit on deepop because why are

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 1>you taking my blood? Like, I'm like, there's no.

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 2>My blood got stolen by a thirty something year old doctor.

0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Did I talk about that? No, you haven't, guys. I

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 2>something is seriously wrong with my testicles, and like that's

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 2>as far as I'll go, Like I don't know what

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 2>is going on.

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Something is wrong with my box because everyone who goes

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:54.840
<v Speaker 1>in it becomes obsessed with me. But that's different.

0:27:56.000 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, no, that was awesome actually, but something is

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 2>seriously wrong with my testicles. And I've been going to

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:08.520
<v Speaker 2>the doctor's a bunch and getting ultrasounds and I have

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 2>to get a second ultrasound and I had to give

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:13.520
<v Speaker 2>blood and piss and blah blah blah blah blah. Because

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 2>I was like, is this an STD? I've been like

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 2>celibate for like a very very long time, like other

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 2>than with me, but yeah, yeah, And so I'm just like,

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:25.639
<v Speaker 2>is this like did I like contract something from the toilet? See? Like,

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is going on here? All of them

0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 2>came back negative in the urine and then I called back, Oh,

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:35.560
<v Speaker 2>there's a hummingbird out there. But I called back and

0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yo, like I just got the urine results,

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 2>where is the blood? And they were like, oh, the

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 2>blood is included. And then I went through the document

0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, no, this isn't true. So I

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>called them back on Monday.

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Wait when you're like where's the blood? That's me when

0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel myself leaking and I go to the bathroom

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 1>but but it's just discharged and I'm not starting my period.

0:28:55.720 --> 0:29:01.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, where is the blood? Boo. Sometimes if you

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 1>leave your discharge in your panties too long, you can

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 1>crack it off, like like what's something like a caramel

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 1>like crunch candy? Like you do you ever do that

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:13.719
<v Speaker 1>with your discharge. Just take off your underwear and like

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 1>leave it on the floor and it'll dry and you

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:19.360
<v Speaker 1>can it'll just peel off the fabric.

0:29:22.600 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, I'm back. What the what the heck, what

0:29:25.560 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 2>the hell, what the hell? Sorry, my new haircut is

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 2>getting in my hair?

0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:33.920
<v Speaker 1>But your hair?

0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, But I called back on Monday three days later. Guys,

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 2>this could be something seriously wrong with me, and like

0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like really crazy.

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:49.040
<v Speaker 1>But guys, like, I don't think I've ever heady, be like, guys,

0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>listen up.

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>Like no, I'm being that serious.

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Something seriously with you, guys, what the hell is wrong

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>with me?

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:56.440
<v Speaker 2>But I go or I call the doctor and I'm

0:29:56.440 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 2>like yo, so no, no, no, I call the lab

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:02.000
<v Speaker 2>that did my lab work and I was like, yo,

0:30:02.080 --> 0:30:05.880
<v Speaker 2>they said the blood work was done and that's including

0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 2>this document that you sent, but it's not in here.

0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, yeah, it's not in there. We

0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 2>never got your blood. And so I'm like, wait, what

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? Like I gave you like a bunch of

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking blood, Like where is my blood? Where is my

0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 2>go to.

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>The to the vampires to flip my blood to other vampires?

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 1>And but they like get high off their own supply,

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, where is my going.

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Boom? Where is my blood? So then I call my

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 2>doctor and I'm like, yo, guy, this literally went on

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:42.880
<v Speaker 2>for like a week. I gotta stop saying that. This

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 2>literally on for like a week. It was like so hectic.

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 2>In hell, it's still going on because they haven't found

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:50.600
<v Speaker 2>my fucking blood. But I called the doctor back and

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yo, where's my blood? Y'all lost it and

0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 2>they were like, uh, let me talk to the doctor

0:30:57.160 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 2>and they fucking ghosted me. Where my blood? Challenge?

0:31:01.040 --> 0:31:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Where is my blood? Like I literally fucking sold it

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>because why is your blood gone?

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Also, that's something off your damn phone.

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm asking for the Janet tickets because I'm starting to panic.

0:31:10.800 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 2>So Andya's begging for Janet Jackson tickets because it's tonight

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 2>and they're two thousand dollars.

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 1>I this is, I know, really crazy, and it sounds

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 1>like that one girl who was like I spent fifty

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars in Harry Style tickets, but like, I never

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 1>spend this much on tickets because usually because I'm sexy

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 1>and I'm hot and I know musicians, it's no big deal,

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I get a hookup, but I hate asking for a hookup.

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>For tickets, I usually will like hope it just happens naturally,

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 1>and if it doesn't, I just buy like random tickets

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>that are cheap and I'll just go because I don't

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 1>really care usually about being close, but for Janet, I

0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>need to be close. And it's tonight by the time

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:53.880
<v Speaker 1>this episode comes out, it would have been two weeks ago.

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Your hair looks like thank you, kind of looks a

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>con candy thank you, But this is pointless. I'm asking

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>my close friends for tickets and I'm hoping that one

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 1>of my munches come through. Hopefully one of my munches

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 1>it up hook me up. But well, my all my

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>munches have become veteran munches, so they're fallen soldiers, and

0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe they will be active in the war

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 1>for my box anymore.

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so like it's done.

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>My munches are just like they're Honestly, my munches aren't

0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:31.239
<v Speaker 1>much unemployment right now, so I haven't even asked how

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 1>they're doing.

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what's crazy that I thought about was

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 2>like when we went out, like there weren't that many

0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 2>recognizable and familiar faces and what I thought about it

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my gosh, everybody that we loved seeing

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 2>when we went out or like aging out of their

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 2>party era like they're like they're like I have boyfriend, girlfriend,

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:52.200
<v Speaker 2>and I'm too old to be doing this and I

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 2>want kids in two years, Like I need to chill

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:54.640
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out.

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>No, that's literally what it is. Like all of our friends,

0:32:57.600 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 1>including us, we're just at that age where it's also

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 1>not worth going out and like being hungover the next

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 1>that's not because it's so easy to get hungover now

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>for me, Like it's fun, but the next day is

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 1>not worth it. Like I'm so easily, like it takes

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 1>nothing to make me hungover now, and I'd rather just

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>stay home and get so high and get scared and

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>watch stand Up that scares of me and freaks me

0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>out and then go to bed. Yeah, and then in

0:33:23.320 --> 0:33:26.040
<v Speaker 1>the morning think about, like how there were three jokes

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I said to my friends that I thought upset them

0:33:28.000 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 1>and made them hate me. And I was like, that

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>was weird. Why did I think they literally hated me?

0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, it's really really crazy. But we went out

0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:44.000
<v Speaker 2>a couple nights ago to one of our homies birthday party, yeah,

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 2>I saw a bunch of famous people. I'm pretty cool.

0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:52.600
<v Speaker 2>But on the way out there was like paparazzi out front,

0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 2>and I saw the paparazzi and I like, it is

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 2>my dream to like trick the paparazzi. That is like

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 2>one of my biggest is to like get them to

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 2>take pictures of me and then like the next hour

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 2>look at them and.

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Talking to people. Josiah and Drew were literally conspiring.

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like plotting. I was like, because my

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 2>goal is to like get these paparazzi to look at

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:16.919
<v Speaker 2>these photos of like whoever they thought they were taking

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 2>a picture of, and be like who the fuck is this?

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 2>So I got I pulled just side to the side,

0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, okay, like we gotta plot this

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 2>shit out. Like Josiah, need you to go up to

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:28.759
<v Speaker 2>one of the photographers because there was like a mass

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 2>of them. I need you to go up to them

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 2>and be like yo, like so and so is walking out,

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 2>like and he's having like a bad night, Like you

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:39.360
<v Speaker 2>need to get pictures of him. And so it was

0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 2>time for us to leave, and there were a bunch

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 2>of paparazzi and Josiah walked over there and said went

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:49.080
<v Speaker 2>and talked to him, and so I thought was he

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:51.279
<v Speaker 2>said was talking about me.

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 1>We were like, okay, so I was behind you and

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I was filming, and Mason was still like in the

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 1>smoking area filming us walk out. I also assumed me

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 1>and Drew both assumed that he went out there and

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 1>said the name of a random man. They were trying

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 1>to say Beck, And I was like, y'all are crazy

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:07.879
<v Speaker 1>for thinking one that they would believe Beck is at

0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:10.479
<v Speaker 1>this party, two that they would give a fuck about

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:12.040
<v Speaker 1>getting a picture exactly.

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:13.879
<v Speaker 2>And I was just like, tell him if someone pop

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 2>in right now, like I don't know, just tell them

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 2>it's something. I couldn't think of anybody that looks like

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 2>me that's famous. I think we said like Tom Holland,

0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 2>but I was like, I do not look like or

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 2>Josiah said Tom Holland, and I was like, I don't

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 2>fucking look like. That's not gonna work. But long story short,

0:35:29.840 --> 0:35:32.719
<v Speaker 2>like I'm fully in like go mode in character, like

0:35:32.760 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I have my hat like covering my face. I'm like

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 2>walking out quickly like distraught, like I'm like, oh my god,

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:40.719
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna like flick up because they started walking over

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:42.920
<v Speaker 2>to the exit that we were at, getting their cameras

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 2>ready and starting to point them at us. Nothing. They

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 2>didn't take a single fucking photo. And I called an

0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 2>uber black like or an uber Excel or whatever the

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 2>fuck it is.

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Literally into the like, delude it just to have a car.

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 2>My driver's out.

0:35:57.040 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>There, like there was a driver there and this not

0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:05.399
<v Speaker 1>a single Yeah, not a single photo was taken. And

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 1>actually I have an angle of it too. From my angle,

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:11.520
<v Speaker 1>you can see that they lifted the camera and then

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:14.880
<v Speaker 1>put it down. I realized in my video because fucking

0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Josiah told him I was Olivia Rodrigo, which I do

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 1>not look like her.

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:21.279
<v Speaker 2>And he went up to them and was like, oh,

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 2>like Olivia Rodrigo is like walking out right now.

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:26.879
<v Speaker 1>And she's wearing a black tank.

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah she's and like just said he was, she was

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 2>having like a rough night and she's really drunk, like

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 2>you need to get these photos of her, and they

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:42.360
<v Speaker 2>bodied us and Josiah flopped and I can never.

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Again the person he could think of that like paparazzi

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 1>would want a picture of because he said that. He

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:49.360
<v Speaker 1>went up to them and he was like uh, because

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>he was like, are you guys, and they were like, yeah,

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>we're Paparazzi was like, okay, someone's coming out and they're

0:36:54.160 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>like who, and then he goes Olivia Olivia Roger and

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:01.760
<v Speaker 1>then they were.

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Just like, oh, that's perfect.

0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.359
<v Speaker 1>He's literally just like, oh, okay, perfect. They're gonna take

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 1>the picture. You can see in the photo that almost

0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 1>immediately they look at me, They're.

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Like, who the fuck is that And you can see

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:15.319
<v Speaker 2>in the video of me covering my face. It was

0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 2>one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>But like it was really really funny what.

0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 2>You do for the bit. But yeah, Also, why the

0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 2>fuck do I need a birth certificate proving like that

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm alive?

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:31.760
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm here a birth certificate and a fucking

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Social Security.

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally here in front of you and talking like

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't need a burst certificate. Like Also, like, if

0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:41.759
<v Speaker 2>you need to cancel, like an airline flight because of

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 2>a death or something, you have to show them the

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:48.040
<v Speaker 2>death certificate of the person you lost. And if they're

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 2>not close enough to you, that can't be true. Swure

0:37:51.520 --> 0:37:52.880
<v Speaker 2>to god, it's so crazy.

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Give me my fucking money back, bitch so much. I

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 1>want the ticket anyway.

0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:00.439
<v Speaker 2>I've actually never had trouble refunding a fly or can't.

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, that's what I'm like, that can't be true

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:04.400
<v Speaker 1>because anytime I've canceled a flight, I just get but

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:05.399
<v Speaker 1>it's it's.

0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:09.359
<v Speaker 2>It's real though, like the airline bit is real.

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:12.520
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Are we still going to go to the gym? Yeah?

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have to?

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I did finally go to an estate, so

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:18.279
<v Speaker 1>I know, I said in the last episode or one

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:19.839
<v Speaker 1>of these episodes. I don't know, these are all coming

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>out at random times that estate sales weren't real, and

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I still believe that they weren't real. I went with

0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>a friend of mine and it felt like we got

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:30.280
<v Speaker 1>transported into a random timeline and it didn't make sense

0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:34.239
<v Speaker 1>and it was very random. We also forgot cash, so

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:36.520
<v Speaker 1>we basically just went into this person's house and then

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.279
<v Speaker 1>I immediately felt really crazy about being in someone's house,

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 1>like looking through their stuff, and I couldn't stop laughing

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:45.239
<v Speaker 1>because I just like we were just like what are

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:47.359
<v Speaker 1>we doing? Like why did we drive out forty five

0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>minutes to be in this fucking house? And I felt

0:38:50.239 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>really bad because like it seemed like the people working

0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:55.920
<v Speaker 1>it were like whoever this person was friends like it

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 1>was like a really like random.

0:38:58.120 --> 0:39:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Like a state sales, like if you don't hire a

0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:04.120
<v Speaker 2>company to do it, it's just like your close homies

0:39:04.120 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 2>and fantis. That's what it felt like.

0:39:05.480 --> 0:39:07.520
<v Speaker 1>And I felt crazy and I was like doing you

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 1>know when I like start laughing a lot because I'm

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>like nervous and uncomfortable. I kept doing that and then

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I was feeling really bad and I just had to leave.

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 1>So I went to an essays and then I immediately left.

0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 1>But I did get complimented on my jacket, but that's

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 1>because everywhere I go, I get like shouting compliments. It's

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 1>almost like annoying. It's like, ask me how I'm doing.

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Stop saying that my tits look good.

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I've been out with you. I think literally every single

0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 2>place you've ever gone, and I've never heard someone shout

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 2>at you.

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 1>That's funny. That's funny because they do so. Also, in

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>seventh grade, my crush who I was in and on

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:45.839
<v Speaker 1>and off relationship with, who I was really toxic with.

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:48.439
<v Speaker 1>One time he made me really mad, so I took

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 1>a pantyliner like a pad, and I wrote his name

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:54.200
<v Speaker 1>on it in red ink this isn't real. And I

0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:56.360
<v Speaker 1>slapped it in the stairwell and me and my friends

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:58.560
<v Speaker 1>waited there for the belter ring and everybody going down.

0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:01.400
<v Speaker 1>He was like one of the popular kids, and I

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:02.120
<v Speaker 1>stood there.

0:40:02.280 --> 0:40:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Like broken upre dating.

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 1>We were on our one of our many breaks wow,

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:11.560
<v Speaker 1>and everybody walking by was like, oh my fucking god liked.

0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:14.399
<v Speaker 1>And then we got back together and then he asked

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:15.960
<v Speaker 1>me to have sex with him in the bathroom and

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I literally was like, are you actually stupid?

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:21.399
<v Speaker 2>We're fucking twelve Latoxica. I would have given it up.

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.120
<v Speaker 1>I know, bitch, I fucking know.

0:40:24.640 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, some respect well men need to go back to

0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 2>the steel beams, working on the steel beams. Where are

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:35.560
<v Speaker 2>the real men?

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Like I know, it's really like, it's actually a problem,

0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Like no one's building shit. Everyone's so busy building shit

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:45.960
<v Speaker 1>in fortnite and on their PC and in three D renders,

0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:48.439
<v Speaker 1>but no one's building shit in real life. I want

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>to link up and build IRL and not link up

0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 1>and build IG.

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 3>Like yuh yeah, because they need to go back to

0:40:57.280 --> 0:40:59.880
<v Speaker 3>the still beams and fallen off in New York City

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:02.680
<v Speaker 3>dying because I don't see that anymore.

0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Where are they.

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Also everybody's always like, oh, like a fuck, I fucked

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:09.319
<v Speaker 1>up and I checked his following list. No, what you

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 1>need to check is who he's playing Fortnite with, because

0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:15.760
<v Speaker 1>he just went and hugged a girl doing the duo emo.

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow, they were doing the.

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Duo emo hug in Fortnite and you were too busy

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:21.959
<v Speaker 1>looking through his ig following list.

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:24.680
<v Speaker 2>What was that fucking TikTok with all the slides of

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:28.320
<v Speaker 2>him being like keep your circle small like it's fortnitely.

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:32.839
<v Speaker 1>It was like like Fortnite taught me so many things

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 1>that real life never could. It's like when your circle

0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>small is small, you know, all the best competitors are there,

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Like it's like you're surrounded by the best of the best.

0:41:42.680 --> 0:41:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something about it being toxic.

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:48.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't even think.

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were like Hella, Liz.

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I need to find them because we're gonna end this

0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 1>episode with them.

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:52.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Also, if it was still in the like witch trial era,

0:41:55.560 --> 0:41:57.239
<v Speaker 1>I would accuse you of being a witch and they

0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 1>would believe you, and then I would go to your stoning.

0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Would actually believe that, and I would I would cat.

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:17.240
<v Speaker 2>I would say I am a witch, I do witchcraft. Yeah, okay, yeah,

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 2>I feel bad for the depressed people watching this. I

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 2>really do. If you're depressed, make some noise. Yeah, I

0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:27.279
<v Speaker 2>feel bad for you. I feel really bad for you.

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Damn, I'm really not gonna find this is actually like

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:33.799
<v Speaker 1>making me like upset, and I think I'm gonna throw

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>a hissy fit right now. All right, Well, thank you

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 1>guys so much for watching. Ohkay, media, media media.

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:44.239
<v Speaker 2>You literally never want to do media. You're like, it's

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 2>crazy that you are the biggest gatekeeper I know, and

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:50.399
<v Speaker 2>like you have an entire segment on your podcast that

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:53.960
<v Speaker 2>you give away media that you don't give away media on.

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, here's my media. Too much Happened by the Beg's

0:42:57.000 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Simple kind of Life, No Doubt, crying, laughing, loving life,

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Labi Sefrey I can't say his name right, and then

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 1>still listening to is that love anything when you mean

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 1>maha and actually that's it. That's all I'm gonna give you.

0:43:17.440 --> 0:43:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Wooden Girl, Jonathan Lean doer Um, Worst Behavior Drake,

0:43:26.120 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh Worst Lonesome Town, Ricky Nelson.

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:34.160
<v Speaker 1>The Motion by Drake. I know every word to that song.

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:35.839
<v Speaker 1>I love that song and girls Love Beyond It by Drake.

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:40.840
<v Speaker 2>You won sorry these words, Natasha betting feel money on

0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:44.000
<v Speaker 2>a gold play a G Cook and I'll give you

0:43:44.040 --> 0:43:51.000
<v Speaker 2>one more by ag Cook. Listen to seven G. It's

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:55.400
<v Speaker 2>like three million songs long, but ada Is is really good.

0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:58.279
<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty one is really really good. And then I

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:01.720
<v Speaker 2>think it's called Silver, but I can't find it. Maybe

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:04.359
<v Speaker 2>it's on a different album s I l v R.

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 2>But it's the one that like is a bunch of

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking screaming and scratching and sound, and then it becomes

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the most beautiful song you've ever heard in your entire life.

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Let me find that real quick. I also still listening

0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 2>to Pine Grove. Need to by pine Grove is lit

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 2>sauce Um. And that's the first musician that TikTok has

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:35.520
<v Speaker 2>showed me that I didn't know of before was Pine Grove,

0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:39.560
<v Speaker 2>and that I've actually enjoyed. Every other musician on TikTok

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 2>I gave. I gave to TikTok. Every fucking musician on

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:54.319
<v Speaker 2>TikTok I gave to TikTok, like Mike Hawk drop all right.

0:44:55.880 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Also Mike Hunt gave me a blowy.

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Any men,