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Speaker 3: I cut here?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm in here.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, we look blue,

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Speaker 1: I'm blue in it?

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Speaker 2: I green?

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Speaker 1: I would die if I was green, I would Is

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Speaker 1: that like the remix or is that how the actual

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Speaker 1: song always went?

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Speaker 2: I think it's always been I'm blue. If I was green,

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Speaker 2: I would die?

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Speaker 1: Why is it so much works? When Bbi Ruxas says that,

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Speaker 1: then when the like original says it, your hair looks good.

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Yeah, I got it? Like cut today, that's

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Speaker 2: a cut.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I figured like I would go for

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Speaker 2: something new and like big. Yeah, and like I feel

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Speaker 2: like I kind of nailed it.

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Speaker 1: I mean it, it's definitely new, Like I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: And you're ugly?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well was it expensive? Because it looks like a

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Speaker 1: cocky kind of look like it looks like you went

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Speaker 1: up to somebody out front of a Starbucks on Hollywood

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Speaker 1: and Vine and you said, I'd give you three dollars

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Speaker 1: to do something cool to my hair, and then they

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Speaker 2: You're a winch and a wickan and a witch.

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Speaker 1: Well you're a fucking white witch.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Emergency and I come.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hi guys. Oh, I'm gonna fucking myself.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna pick that up rocking shit.

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Speaker 1: I never wear skirts on the podcast because I like,

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Speaker 1: like to lift my legs up too much and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to give a free peep show.

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Speaker 2: And when I'm literally watching the episode, I'm constantly looking

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Speaker 2: up your skirt.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck like trying to see a muh get

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Speaker 1: a glimpse of the couter the old bronzeon up there.

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Speaker 1: The Cooter Bronson who lets cinophile will be a word.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that is pretty yeah, like who who was? Like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I could never call myself.

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Speaker 1: Like the other word, but like for cinema.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would literally never ever call myself.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: You are crazy say you like movies. Also, there's a

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Speaker 2: very big difference between movies and film, and all of

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Speaker 2: you bitches calling everything you watch a film on letterbox record.

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Speaker 2: Really you need to get a grip because you're not

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Speaker 2: better than anybody else because you call it a film. However,

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Speaker 2: when I call it a film, I am better than you.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, I mean that's like really double standard

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Speaker 1: and it doesn't really make sense, and you just seem.

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Speaker 2: Like is a double standard when I like believe women

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Speaker 1: I don't necessarily a double standard. I think that's just misogynistic.

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? What's the word that I call you? Behind your back?

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Speaker 2: Guys, Welcome back to the income. This is episode seven

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Speaker 2: this week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been exciting. We've been going strong for two

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Okay, this is

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Speaker 2: what I have to say. So I have like a

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Speaker 2: few psychological operations that I've been theorizing with. Okay, that

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Speaker 2: I've been theorizing and like toying with these ideas and.

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Speaker 1: Literally John before he started conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where to take my theories, like because

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Speaker 2: I have a lot of them. So I feel like

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Speaker 2: this is your sign Corn.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to dru Shyam corner.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you know how it's been like hell Claudi out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The government with harp h A R whatever PP or

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Speaker 2: whatever the fuck, which is what they control the weather with,

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Speaker 2: is creating these clouds over America and Europe to block

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Speaker 2: and isolated because gray clouds. Yeah, it's scary guys.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but why are they doing that? Is that it?

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Speaker 1: You just think they're doing it?

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Speaker 2: So we have to rely on the government and their pills.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, my happy little pill.

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Speaker 1: Actually, that's exciting news. I will be seeing a psychiatry soon,

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Speaker 1: so we will know what's wrong with me very very soon.

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Speaker 1: Stay tuned. Comment what you think is wrong with me.

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Speaker 1: I have a few assumptions, Like, I have my guesses,

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Speaker 1: but I won't say them because I don't want anybody

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I wasn't gonna say though, that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, but yeah, so the government is blocking the

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Speaker 2: sun to make us take our happy little pills. Okay,

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Speaker 2: next psychological operation. There are actually two moons. Tell me

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Speaker 2: That's not adding up. Do the math.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, I guess that is insane, But you know

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Speaker 1: it's more insane is knowing that all you do all

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Speaker 1: And this is what you're thinking about over there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's really really bad.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's like a lot of

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Speaker 1: a lot of people are definitely super engulfed in conspiracies

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Speaker 1: We all know that. That's kind of like a breed

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Speaker 1: and then you find that and you find peace and.

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Speaker 2: No bitches, no swag, no bread leg.

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Speaker 1: So now you're talking about how the earth is flat,

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Speaker 2: You know, that's literally a connection is no bitches, no swag,

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Speaker 1: Say his name again, but Shane Dawson would have to disagree.

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Speaker 2: No bitches, no swag. He's got bread, too much bread? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So we went to the gym and I came out

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Speaker 2: But like the fact that they had to put this

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Speaker 2: every time I go into that fucking sauna. Whatever. That

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Speaker 1: That is actually insane.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, but basically they put up a

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Speaker 2: Like a gym has a zero tolerance policy regarding inappropriate

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Speaker 1: That was when I read that. I was like prostitution.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that is actually so insane. Well, the girls bathroom

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, it's funny. Oh, that's funny that you

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Speaker 2: To Walmart and o oh, you you wouldn't know a

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Speaker 2: Like I just shifted shifted society in a very rare.

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Speaker 2: Pain. Yeah, and you fucking came into my room today

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Speaker 2: You started off because I'm bad telling stories.

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Speaker 1: So we were at this party, like at a friend's

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Speaker 2: We're like unicorns.

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Speaker 2: rizzing all over me talking like it's it is really

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Speaker 1: Yo, starting to read it like oh, okay, this is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you literally want me and I want to

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Speaker 2: So many people just gotta find it.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so many people have my number and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: It's just so annoying that people think that's an open invitation.

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Speaker 2: And I would post a selfie, but it is potentially

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Speaker 2: I will never ever ever in that in Zae.

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Speaker 2: That PA, and then we went and played Raya. On

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Speaker 2: I literally did cancel my membership. I literally did. Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: I forgot to talk about this psychological operation in Drew's

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Speaker 2: sye up Corner, so Drew Syup Corner. That's like the

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Speaker 2: Las Vegas, And I won't go any deeper because I

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Speaker 2: know you're fucking bored, but yeah, it was really lit

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Speaker 1: Like pessimistic or not even pessimistic. I am the worst person. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: when I don't believe something, it's like, no, cat, you're

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Speaker 1: not going to convince me. And even if it is convincing,

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Speaker 1: But I genuinely am. Anyway, video you said you saw

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Speaker 1: of course, like it's not even I hope you understand.

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00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 2: Like, it's not like me being like, no, I know,

439
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: I sound insane.

440
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 1: It's literally like not me trying to be like you

441
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 1: just are saying something that I don't care about. But

442
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: it's more like it's hard for me to engage in

443
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: that conversation because I'm the worst person ever and if

444
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: I like have no real interest in it, it's like

445
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 1: hard for me to like get my brain to focus

446
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: on it. So you did the whole thing, and I

447
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 1: was really trying hard to listen.

448
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 2: And then you're like, all right, you were you did.

449
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: That's like the first time in your life my phone.

450
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: I was like really like trying to listen, and then

451
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: this mother record goes oh and here's the video, And

452
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: now you're like, wait, what is this. I think I've

453
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: seen this before.

454
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's this this video.

455
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: Children phomenals.

456
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Sorry.

457
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: My ear is just so long that like when I

458
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: like whip it around, I drop everything.

459
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 2: But that when I was like six years old, I

460
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 2: saw that on the internet, like on fucking Digg or

461
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 2: something or like early Reddit, and I believe the shit

462
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 2: out of it. I was like, oh, oh wow, they're here.

463
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: They're here, And I think it's a clip from like

464
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: a movie movie.

465
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is from a movie.

466
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 2: But those kids ate down, they were I know.

467
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: They were acting their fucking ass off, and you know

468
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,639
Speaker 1: they all that money went to their parents, and their

469
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: parents went out for drinks at a bar after that,

470
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 1: because that's just how being a child a fifty dollars.

471
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: But last thing I'll say about aliens and then I'll

472
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 2: move the fuck on. But there was this giant wiki

473
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: leaks or not wiki leaks whistleblow like on like alien

474
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 2: whatever blah blah blah blah blah and that shit. Like

475
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: I read all of it in two hours. It was

476
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 2: like it was like the most I've ever read in

477
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 2: one city.

478
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: Is that you like or not like somebody who will

479
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: sit down and like really commit to reading like that. Yeah,

480
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: and of course if it's about some fucking alien.

481
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: Shit, stupid bullshit, yeah I have to fuck end. But yeah,

482
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: that was very very convincing. And the gist of it

483
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 2: is that aliens have been here the whole time, and

484
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: the reason why they're getting more active and there's more

485
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 2: sightings is because we're there's like a threat of nuclear

486
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,479
Speaker 2: war and they're essentially like our zoo keepers and like

487
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 2: they've been in living in the ocean, like in a

488
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: base for this entire time, and that the ships they

489
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 2: make are like like imagine like heat shrink wrap like

490
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: around like a box like and then you peel it off.

491
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 2: Like basically their ships are made like that where they

492
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 2: like so they get come up and yeah, and then

493
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 2: go mining.

494
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,719
Speaker 1: Oh so we can rip them out the plastic yea,

495
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: all start acting right now, no.

496
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 2: Like dead as they literally will. But yeah, basically they've

497
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 2: been here the whole time and we're just being watched

498
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: and taken care of. See.

499
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: The thing about me is like I just will never

500
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: believe it. And you could put an alien in my

501
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: face and I'd be like, bitch, this fucking I would

502
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: give this special effect is going too far.

503
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 2: That's like literally how I feel like if I saw

504
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: one in person, I would be like, Okay, that's literally

505
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 2: not real. But if there was an alien in front

506
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: of me, I would get it.

507
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: Lingus, Yeah, I say, I'd be like, can I see

508
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: your genitalia?

509
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: The I speak three languages, English, Spanish and kind of

510
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 2: lingus you're and Italian?

511
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: Wait? I had something written down the Wait.

512
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 2: Why am I spicy white? I'm a spicy white.

513
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: So this is okay. You need to stop that. The

514
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: more we like enter our adulthood and get closer to thirty,

515
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: it's just natural, rolled.

516
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 2: Up you exploring your body or not in that way.

517
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: No, what, I will explore my body. Why do you

518
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: have to make.

519
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 2: It like that? Like, why are you think you're just

520
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 2: talking about masturbation all the time.

521
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I do have a problem with that.

522
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 2: Guys. Guys, don't even get me started. On the couch,

523
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 2: on the walls, it's everywhere. She's like a.

524
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: Cat's my seabuman's squirts. But but basically I just went

525
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: I've been to the doctors and seen like the nurses

526
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: around my age, because it's just getting to that point

527
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: where like the people our age, because we're in our

528
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: mid twenties now, are working these jobs. Yeah no, never you,

529
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: like literally never you, because I would not trust you

530
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: in a doctor's office. But actually, with that being fucking said,

531
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: that's my issue is now that like I went to

532
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: the tailor the other day and there was a girl

533
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: my age. I was like, you have a job, like

534
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: or like it's literally like, yes, I don't have a dom.

535
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: So I'm like, here, why Also, why are you coming

536
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: up to me with pins and needles to like start

537
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: poking my clothes.

538
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 2: I gave what you're saying. It's like you being the

539
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 2: same age as these people and they're like highly specialized

540
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 2: in their craft, and it doesn't make.

541
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: No sense because also I don't have a craft. I'm

542
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 1: highly specialized, Like I didn't have to do that. So

543
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: now I'm like very confused and concerned.

544
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: There was a giant.

545
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: The doctor who's about to give me a shot and

546
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: take my blood is my age. I'm like, I know

547
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: you're gonna sell that shit on deepop because why are

548
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: you taking my blood? Like, I'm like, there's no.

549
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 2: My blood got stolen by a thirty something year old doctor.

550
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: Did I talk about that? No, you haven't, guys. I

551
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: something is seriously wrong with my testicles, and like that's

552
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: as far as I'll go, Like I don't know what

553
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: is going on.

554
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: Something is wrong with my box because everyone who goes

555
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: in it becomes obsessed with me. But that's different.

556
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 2: Oh okay, no, that was awesome actually, but something is

557
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: seriously wrong with my testicles. And I've been going to

558
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: the doctor's a bunch and getting ultrasounds and I have

559
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: to get a second ultrasound and I had to give

560
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 2: blood and piss and blah blah blah blah blah. Because

561
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 2: I was like, is this an STD? I've been like

562
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: celibate for like a very very long time, like other

563
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: than with me, but yeah, yeah, And so I'm just like,

564
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: is this like did I like contract something from the toilet? See? Like,

565
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on here? All of them

566
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: came back negative in the urine and then I called back, Oh,

567
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 2: there's a hummingbird out there. But I called back and

568
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, like I just got the urine results,

569
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: where is the blood? And they were like, oh, the

570
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: blood is included. And then I went through the document

571
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, this isn't true. So I

572
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: called them back on Monday.

573
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: Wait when you're like where's the blood? That's me when

574
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: I feel myself leaking and I go to the bathroom

575
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: but but it's just discharged and I'm not starting my period.

576
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, where is the blood? Boo. Sometimes if you

577
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: leave your discharge in your panties too long, you can

578
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: crack it off, like like what's something like a caramel

579
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: like crunch candy? Like you do you ever do that

580
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,719
Speaker 1: with your discharge. Just take off your underwear and like

581
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: leave it on the floor and it'll dry and you

582
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: can it'll just peel off the fabric.

583
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm back. What the what the heck, what

584
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: the hell, what the hell? Sorry, my new haircut is

585
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: getting in my hair?

586
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: But your hair?

587
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But I called back on Monday three days later. Guys,

588
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: this could be something seriously wrong with me, and like

589
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 2: it's like really crazy.

590
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: But guys, like, I don't think I've ever heady, be like, guys,

591
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: listen up.

592
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: Like no, I'm being that serious.

593
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: Something seriously with you, guys, what the hell is wrong

594
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: with me?

595
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: But I go or I call the doctor and I'm

596
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: like yo, so no, no, no, I call the lab

597
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 2: that did my lab work and I was like, yo,

598
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: they said the blood work was done and that's including

599
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: this document that you sent, but it's not in here.

600
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: And they were like, yeah, it's not in there. We

601
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: never got your blood. And so I'm like, wait, what

602
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 2: the fuck? Like I gave you like a bunch of

603
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: fucking blood, Like where is my blood? Where is my

604
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 2: go to.

605
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: The to the vampires to flip my blood to other vampires?

606
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: And but they like get high off their own supply,

607
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, where is my going.

608
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: Boom? Where is my blood? So then I call my

609
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 2: doctor and I'm like, yo, guy, this literally went on

610
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 2: for like a week. I gotta stop saying that. This

611
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: literally on for like a week. It was like so hectic.

612
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: In hell, it's still going on because they haven't found

613
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: my fucking blood. But I called the doctor back and

614
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, where's my blood? Y'all lost it and

615
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 2: they were like, uh, let me talk to the doctor

616
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: and they fucking ghosted me. Where my blood? Challenge?

617
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: Where is my blood? Like I literally fucking sold it

618
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: because why is your blood gone?

619
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: Also, that's something off your damn phone.

620
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm asking for the Janet tickets because I'm starting to panic.

621
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: So Andya's begging for Janet Jackson tickets because it's tonight

622
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: and they're two thousand dollars.

623
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: I this is, I know, really crazy, and it sounds

624
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: like that one girl who was like I spent fifty

625
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in Harry Style tickets, but like, I never

626
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: spend this much on tickets because usually because I'm sexy

627
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: and I'm hot and I know musicians, it's no big deal,

628
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: I get a hookup, but I hate asking for a hookup.

629
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: For tickets, I usually will like hope it just happens naturally,

630
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: and if it doesn't, I just buy like random tickets

631
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: that are cheap and I'll just go because I don't

632
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: really care usually about being close, but for Janet, I

633
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: need to be close. And it's tonight by the time

634
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: this episode comes out, it would have been two weeks ago.

635
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: Your hair looks like thank you, kind of looks a

636
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: con candy thank you, But this is pointless. I'm asking

637
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: my close friends for tickets and I'm hoping that one

638
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: of my munches come through. Hopefully one of my munches

639
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: it up hook me up. But well, my all my

640
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: munches have become veteran munches, so they're fallen soldiers, and

641
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe they will be active in the war

642
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: for my box anymore.

643
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like it's done.

644
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: My munches are just like they're Honestly, my munches aren't

645
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: much unemployment right now, so I haven't even asked how

646
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: they're doing.

647
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: Do you know what's crazy that I thought about was

648
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: like when we went out, like there weren't that many

649
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 2: recognizable and familiar faces and what I thought about it

650
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 2: was like, oh my gosh, everybody that we loved seeing

651
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 2: when we went out or like aging out of their

652
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: party era like they're like they're like I have boyfriend, girlfriend,

653
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: and I'm too old to be doing this and I

654
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: want kids in two years, Like I need to chill

655
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: the fuck out.

656
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: No, that's literally what it is. Like all of our friends,

657
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: including us, we're just at that age where it's also

658
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: not worth going out and like being hungover the next

659
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: that's not because it's so easy to get hungover now

660
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: for me, Like it's fun, but the next day is

661
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: not worth it. Like I'm so easily, like it takes

662
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: nothing to make me hungover now, and I'd rather just

663
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: stay home and get so high and get scared and

664
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: watch stand Up that scares of me and freaks me

665
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: out and then go to bed. Yeah, and then in

666
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: the morning think about, like how there were three jokes

667
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: I said to my friends that I thought upset them

668
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: and made them hate me. And I was like, that

669
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: was weird. Why did I think they literally hated me?

670
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's really really crazy. But we went out

671
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 2: a couple nights ago to one of our homies birthday party, yeah,

672
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: I saw a bunch of famous people. I'm pretty cool.

673
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: But on the way out there was like paparazzi out front,

674
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 2: and I saw the paparazzi and I like, it is

675
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: my dream to like trick the paparazzi. That is like

676
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: one of my biggest is to like get them to

677
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: take pictures of me and then like the next hour

678
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: look at them and.

679
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: Talking to people. Josiah and Drew were literally conspiring.

680
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like plotting. I was like, because my

681
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 2: goal is to like get these paparazzi to look at

682
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 2: these photos of like whoever they thought they were taking

683
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: a picture of, and be like who the fuck is this?

684
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: So I got I pulled just side to the side,

685
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, like we gotta plot this

686
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 2: shit out. Like Josiah, need you to go up to

687
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 2: one of the photographers because there was like a mass

688
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: of them. I need you to go up to them

689
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: and be like yo, like so and so is walking out,

690
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: like and he's having like a bad night, Like you

691
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: need to get pictures of him. And so it was

692
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: time for us to leave, and there were a bunch

693
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: of paparazzi and Josiah walked over there and said went

694
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: and talked to him, and so I thought was he

695
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: said was talking about me.

696
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: We were like, okay, so I was behind you and

697
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: I was filming, and Mason was still like in the

698
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: smoking area filming us walk out. I also assumed me

699
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: and Drew both assumed that he went out there and

700
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: said the name of a random man. They were trying

701
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: to say Beck, And I was like, y'all are crazy

702
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: for thinking one that they would believe Beck is at

703
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,479
Speaker 1: this party, two that they would give a fuck about

704
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: getting a picture exactly.

705
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 2: And I was just like, tell him if someone pop

706
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 2: in right now, like I don't know, just tell them

707
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: it's something. I couldn't think of anybody that looks like

708
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 2: me that's famous. I think we said like Tom Holland,

709
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: but I was like, I do not look like or

710
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 2: Josiah said Tom Holland, and I was like, I don't

711
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: fucking look like. That's not gonna work. But long story short,

712
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 2: like I'm fully in like go mode in character, like

713
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 2: I have my hat like covering my face. I'm like

714
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: walking out quickly like distraught, like I'm like, oh my god,

715
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 2: they're gonna like flick up because they started walking over

716
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 2: to the exit that we were at, getting their cameras

717
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: ready and starting to point them at us. Nothing. They

718
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: didn't take a single fucking photo. And I called an

719
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: uber black like or an uber Excel or whatever the

720
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: fuck it is.

721
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: Literally into the like, delude it just to have a car.

722
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: My driver's out.

723
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: There, like there was a driver there and this not

724
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: a single Yeah, not a single photo was taken. And

725
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: actually I have an angle of it too. From my angle,

726
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: you can see that they lifted the camera and then

727
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: put it down. I realized in my video because fucking

728
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: Josiah told him I was Olivia Rodrigo, which I do

729
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: not look like her.

730
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 2: And he went up to them and was like, oh,

731
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: like Olivia Rodrigo is like walking out right now.

732
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: And she's wearing a black tank.

733
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: Yeah she's and like just said he was, she was

734
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: having like a rough night and she's really drunk, like

735
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: you need to get these photos of her, and they

736
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 2: bodied us and Josiah flopped and I can never.

737
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: Again the person he could think of that like paparazzi

738
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: would want a picture of because he said that. He

739
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: went up to them and he was like uh, because

740
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: he was like, are you guys, and they were like, yeah,

741
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: we're Paparazzi was like, okay, someone's coming out and they're

742
00:36:54,160 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: like who, and then he goes Olivia Olivia Roger and

743
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: then they were.

744
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: Just like, oh, that's perfect.

745
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: He's literally just like, oh, okay, perfect. They're gonna take

746
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: the picture. You can see in the photo that almost

747
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: immediately they look at me, They're.

748
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 2: Like, who the fuck is that And you can see

749
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 2: in the video of me covering my face. It was

750
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

751
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: But like it was really really funny what.

752
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 2: You do for the bit. But yeah, Also, why the

753
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: fuck do I need a birth certificate proving like that

754
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm alive?

755
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: I know I'm here a birth certificate and a fucking

756
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: Social Security.

757
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 2: I'm literally here in front of you and talking like

758
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 2: I don't need a burst certificate. Like Also, like, if

759
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 2: you need to cancel, like an airline flight because of

760
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: a death or something, you have to show them the

761
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: death certificate of the person you lost. And if they're

762
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: not close enough to you, that can't be true. Swure

763
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 2: to god, it's so crazy.

764
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: Give me my fucking money back, bitch so much. I

765
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: want the ticket anyway.

766
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,439
Speaker 2: I've actually never had trouble refunding a fly or can't.

767
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: I know, that's what I'm like, that can't be true

768
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: because anytime I've canceled a flight, I just get but

769
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: it's it's.

770
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 2: It's real though, like the airline bit is real.

771
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Are we still going to go to the gym? Yeah?

772
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to?

773
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I did finally go to an estate, so

774
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: I know, I said in the last episode or one

775
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: of these episodes. I don't know, these are all coming

776
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: out at random times that estate sales weren't real, and

777
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: I still believe that they weren't real. I went with

778
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: a friend of mine and it felt like we got

779
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 1: transported into a random timeline and it didn't make sense

780
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: and it was very random. We also forgot cash, so

781
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: we basically just went into this person's house and then

782
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: I immediately felt really crazy about being in someone's house,

783
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: like looking through their stuff, and I couldn't stop laughing

784
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: because I just like we were just like what are

785
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: we doing? Like why did we drive out forty five

786
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: minutes to be in this fucking house? And I felt

787
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: really bad because like it seemed like the people working

788
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: it were like whoever this person was friends like it

789
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: was like a really like random.

790
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 2: Like a state sales, like if you don't hire a

791
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: company to do it, it's just like your close homies

792
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: and fantis. That's what it felt like.

793
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: And I felt crazy and I was like doing you

794
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: know when I like start laughing a lot because I'm

795
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: like nervous and uncomfortable. I kept doing that and then

796
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: I was feeling really bad and I just had to leave.

797
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: So I went to an essays and then I immediately left.

798
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: But I did get complimented on my jacket, but that's

799
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: because everywhere I go, I get like shouting compliments. It's

800
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: almost like annoying. It's like, ask me how I'm doing.

801
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: Stop saying that my tits look good.

802
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: I've been out with you. I think literally every single

803
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: place you've ever gone, and I've never heard someone shout

804
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: at you.

805
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: That's funny. That's funny because they do so. Also, in

806
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: seventh grade, my crush who I was in and on

807
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: and off relationship with, who I was really toxic with.

808
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 1: One time he made me really mad, so I took

809
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: a pantyliner like a pad, and I wrote his name

810
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: on it in red ink this isn't real. And I

811
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: slapped it in the stairwell and me and my friends

812
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: waited there for the belter ring and everybody going down.

813
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: He was like one of the popular kids, and I

814
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: stood there.

815
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 2: Like broken upre dating.

816
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: We were on our one of our many breaks wow,

817
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: and everybody walking by was like, oh my fucking god liked.

818
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: And then we got back together and then he asked

819
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: me to have sex with him in the bathroom and

820
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 1: I literally was like, are you actually stupid?

821
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 2: We're fucking twelve Latoxica. I would have given it up.

822
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: I know, bitch, I fucking know.

823
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, some respect well men need to go back to

824
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 2: the steel beams, working on the steel beams. Where are

825
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: the real men?

826
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: Like I know, it's really like, it's actually a problem,

827
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: Like no one's building shit. Everyone's so busy building shit

828
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: in fortnite and on their PC and in three D renders,

829
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: but no one's building shit in real life. I want

830
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: to link up and build IRL and not link up

831
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: and build IG.

832
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 3: Like yuh yeah, because they need to go back to

833
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: the still beams and fallen off in New York City

834
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 3: dying because I don't see that anymore.

835
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: Where are they.

836
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: Also everybody's always like, oh, like a fuck, I fucked

837
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: up and I checked his following list. No, what you

838
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: need to check is who he's playing Fortnite with, because

839
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 1: he just went and hugged a girl doing the duo emo.

840
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: Wow, they were doing the.

841
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: Duo emo hug in Fortnite and you were too busy

842
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 1: looking through his ig following list.

843
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 2: What was that fucking TikTok with all the slides of

844
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 2: him being like keep your circle small like it's fortnitely.

845
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: It was like like Fortnite taught me so many things

846
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: that real life never could. It's like when your circle

847
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: small is small, you know, all the best competitors are there,

848
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: Like it's like you're surrounded by the best of the best.

849
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, something about it being toxic.

850
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: I can't even think.

851
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like Hella, Liz.

852
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: I need to find them because we're gonna end this

853
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: episode with them.

854
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 2: Oh.

855
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: Also, if it was still in the like witch trial era,

856
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: I would accuse you of being a witch and they

857
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: would believe you, and then I would go to your stoning.

858
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 2: Would actually believe that, and I would I would cat.

859
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 2: I would say I am a witch, I do witchcraft. Yeah, okay, yeah,

860
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 2: I feel bad for the depressed people watching this. I

861
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: really do. If you're depressed, make some noise. Yeah, I

862
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 2: feel bad for you. I feel really bad for you.

863
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: Damn, I'm really not gonna find this is actually like

864
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: making me like upset, and I think I'm gonna throw

865
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: a hissy fit right now. All right, Well, thank you

866
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: guys so much for watching. Ohkay, media, media media.

867
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: You literally never want to do media. You're like, it's

868
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: crazy that you are the biggest gatekeeper I know, and

869
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 2: like you have an entire segment on your podcast that

870
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: you give away media that you don't give away media on.

871
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: Well, here's my media. Too much Happened by the Beg's

872
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: Simple kind of Life, No Doubt, crying, laughing, loving life,

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Speaker 1: I love that song and girls Love Beyond It by Drake.

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Speaker 2: and that I've actually enjoyed. Every other musician on TikTok

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