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Speaker 1: our long island roots and culture, your culture, and so

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Speaker 1: please welcome Amy. So let's talk politics at Uncle Chuck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Uncle tell us, come on, let's get real. Our guest

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Speaker 1: today is John Gabriel. Oh, guys, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me, you're telling me it's a nice reminder

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Speaker 1: I was so nervous about telling him that I was

423
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Speaker 1: gay that I didn't make it through it. I started

424
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 1: to cry and he was and he just like and

425
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 1: he gave me a hug. I was like, it's okay,

426
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 1: I know, and it was just like I'll never forget

427
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 1: like that experience. But it meant so much to me,

428
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,239
Speaker 1: I think because like, well he was he was who

429
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: he was to me. But also like being like a

430
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: straight guy, it's like I know that you guys don't

431
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: have to accept us and like love us, and you

432
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: could just keep on living your life, you know what

433
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,679
Speaker 1: I mean. That's I think that doesn't affect you. It

434
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: doesn't affect him, or at least that's the mentality at

435
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: the time. It's like the thing is like I'm taking

436
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,919
Speaker 1: a huge risk here by like literally being myself and

437
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't affect you know, straight dudes. So that's like a.

438
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 1: I think that's that's something that's like in US, which

439
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I don't know how the

440
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 1: kids feel nowadays. I don't dress like my bellies. I

441
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: dressed like my fucking self anyway. Well, you're the hardest

442
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: bully you've ever dealt with. Wow, he you just you

443
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: yourself talk about dressing like your bullies. The other day,

444
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: I Sunday, I was outside my apartment I live in

445
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: West Hollywood, smoking a joint, and I was in my

446
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: traditional housewear, which is a tank top, short flower print shorts, uh,

447
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: sockless shoes of some sort, and backwards hat, and like

448
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: seven dudes start walking down my block, all dressed exactly

449
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: like me. And I'm like, and literally, it looks like

450
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: we are a group of cartoon dogs, are you know

451
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like where a cartoon cast about like

452
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: surfers who you know, got gained weight or whatever. And

453
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: I was just like all these like big dudes, stocky

454
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: muscular guys and walking by and the smoking to joint

455
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: and them waving to them, and I'm like kind of like, hey,

456
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: look at our outfits. And I'm like, oh my god,

457
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: am I I'm flirting with this is And it was

458
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: it all coming back. It was like the Pride parade.

459
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: They were walking back to their car and I'm like,

460
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: who are these bros? What's up? Guys were oh, never mind,

461
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 1: put it all together, and they were like, but that's

462
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: how it should be. Yeah, it was so awesome. I

463
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: was like, well, fun, I've talked about this and let's fun.

464
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 1: I talked about this on another podcast once. But I

465
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: just want to say the bear community has done so

466
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: much for my fashion, you know, because now there's cool

467
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: clothes that comes. You can get short shorts in a

468
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: forty two ways now, and I think it's because big

469
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 1: dudes are started dressing like that. And it's for a

470
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: straight guy who's always dressed like a gay dude. I

471
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: just never had gay dude bodies. I was like, this

472
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: is so fucking awesome. Yeah, that body positivity in the community. Sure, although,

473
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, I have to read this. Hold on,

474
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: I have to pull up this, this into headline and

475
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: this is me being shady, but whatever. And while he's

476
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,479
Speaker 1: doing that, I want to ask, when did you get

477
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: the tattoo? I got this tattoo at thirty last Christmas. Okay,

478
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: so it's recent. It's a reason it's my first tattoo,

479
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 1: me and both my brothers. We all got them together,

480
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: and it's a large one. It's a big one besides

481
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: my whole ba. The world is changing. That might be

482
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: very real, God forbid. But that's why I've always loved

483
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: This is so stupid, but I always loved living on

484
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: the island because I was like, I mean, no natural

485
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: disaster can really get us, except that a huge tsunami, Like,

486
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: well could a tsunami happen there? I don't know how

487
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: it works. The way I read it was like there

488
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: was no fault lines like in the but so we

489
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: were kind of safe from sandy, right that until Sandy

490
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: happened and I was like, oh no, we can get

491
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: fucked up. I moved to l A the week of Sandy.

492
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: It was a very weird experience because I lived in

493
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 1: like Red Hook, Brooklyn. There's waste deep water in the streets.

494
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: One day and five days later, I'm flying. I'm paying

495
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty dollars to a car service because

496
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: gas is still not able to get anywhere, paying a

497
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars to take me to JFK from Brooklyn,

498
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: and I'm driving out of the city. Leaving the city,

499
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: I have like pots and pans in my suitcase with

500
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: my wife a dog in our lap, and the city

501
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: is black. There's no lights on. It's like a five

502
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is an insane way to say

503
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: it was wild. Well that's how you know you gotta go.

504
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: He lives in red Hook, Yeah, like Carol Garden's Red

505
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: Hook Border. Like I worked at Brooklyn Crab, did you Yeah?

506
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: I worked there for four years. Holy hold on, we have,

507
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: I guarantee we have. Do you know do you know

508
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: the Rob them Rob, Rob Robb who built the place

509
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: built the place. Yeah, he's an old Do you know

510
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: Justin Tyler from New York? Because you guys did, I

511
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: was welcome. Oh awesome, we all met. I met y'all

512
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: know at UM that weird Comedy Central pilot. I yes,

513
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: over and I was so pumped to have met you

514
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: and that I didn't even know you guys were UCB

515
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: guys at the time. Too. Came up and I was like,

516
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: oh ship, we have so many friends. But Justin Tyler

517
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: and I were are old friends Rob because we all

518
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: lived in that neighborhood and the Carol I didn't have

519
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: a bunch probably before honestly, Job built the building. Well

520
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: he was like a co owner, co manager, but he's

521
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: got some title there, this guy, and he was like

522
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: always like I never really knew how to interact with him.

523
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: But then later on like we kind of you know,

524
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: just assume he faced way to deal with. But like always,

525
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: like whenever there was like a straw true problem with

526
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: the building, everyone was like, well Rob built it. He's good.

527
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: He has He owns his own restaurant now, and like,

528
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 1: uh yeah, like what's the neighborhood four Green his own restaurant. Yeah,

529
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Lot's changed there over the past two years.

530
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: And they went through like a couple of general managers.

531
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: But I think it's like on its way. Sarah Grace

532
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: Wellborn works there another up. I got her the job

533
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: and then they kept her for the winter and not me,

534
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I'm never coming back. What

535
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: kind of business does it do in the winter, shitty? Yeah,

536
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: I can imagine, Like, but the summer is popping off

537
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: all day, dumping off the amount of money Corn Hall literally,

538
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: and it's good for everybody, you know what I mean,

539
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: Like it's good for families, it's good for like you

540
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: can get ship faced there. You can also take your

541
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: kid thereoutely, and there's like so many different levels. Well

542
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: this is a big um, I guess ad for Brooklyn

543
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: crab check out. So here's the fucking deal when I

544
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: get back in there, and I don't know if anyone

545
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: from the from the place listens, like the managerial staff,

546
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: but I still want my employee discount as a result.

547
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,160
Speaker 1: There you're an ambassador. Yeah, why don't you pull up? Okay,

548
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: So we were talking about bout it body positivity. I

549
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 1: just whatever, maybe this I'll get some ship for this.

550
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: But um, this this Okay? So there's this twurtter can

551
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: I follow um and she and they tweeted um no

552
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: tea or shadow? But what do any of these words mean?

553
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: And it's this into headline that says thickness is getting

554
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: co opted by the mask muscular gaze, gay body fascism

555
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: and the gentrification of body positivity. And it's like and

556
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: this is this is like another care account being like

557
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: what the funk are you talking? Like like you get

558
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: like John, like you gotta know that, like there is

559
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: this like there there is some degree of infighting in

560
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: the gay community where it's like you gotta like get

561
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: off this look. Just because it can be a headline

562
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it should be well and the guy and

563
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: the guy who wrote this article also is a great comedian,

564
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: but he um confused me and Joel Kim Booster. He

565
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: introduced joelkin Booster wants at a show by saying, this

566
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: guy's great. He's on the sketch group called pop Roulette.

567
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the stage of Dool Kim Booster. So

568
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well that's that's that's where we're at

569
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: now anyway, But like that happens all the time, happen

570
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, Yeah, I get confused for John Gemberling all

571
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: the time. Oh yeah, yeah you and definitely I'm sure

572
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: are always confused. And I'm not saying like that's allowed.

573
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: And three times, like several time, that's racist, that's racist,

574
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: and several times it's we've been most recently this last

575
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: pilot season it was down to the two of us pilot. Literally, yeah,

576
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: he booked. You know what that means. It'll open up

577
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: the doors for something. I know that's all the joke is,

578
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: because it's happened now like two or three times. The

579
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: joke is I'm like, I need you to get a

580
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: show that goes two seasons, so the next pilot season,

581
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: you're not available. I felt like that about He definitely

582
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: doesn't feel this way about me. But I'm so happy,

583
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: like he's gonna work now because like it cancels him

584
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: in the equation or you kidding me, Like people the

585
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: Gaze in New York are just picking up the crumbs

586
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: that are left that were left behind when John like

587
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: moved to La John Early. Yeah, they'll tell me sometimes

588
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: they'll be like, yeah, oh my god, I'm so happy

589
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: to have you. John couldn't do it. Take it books

590
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: something where I looked the the script is like, where's

591
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: my part? And then it was literally the name was

592
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: John and I was like, oh, really couldn't do it?

593
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: And then Cole Scholler couldn't do it, and then joe

594
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: Kie Booster couldn't do it, and then but when Ye

595
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: couldn't do it, and then Josh Sharp couldn't do it,

596
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: and then Aaron Jackson couldn't do it. So we thought,

597
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, we love that Rogers. You're allowed to

598
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: love ten comedians are I don't want to know on

599
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: the tenth hap to you know what it was it

600
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: was like, shot I shot this thing with Linda Donald

601
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: for funny or diet. Was like she did a rap

602
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: for the Hillary campaign. Finally why she lost? Um, but

603
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: you're you're like, why can't generally be available? But they

604
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: like um by the way that she was great? Though.

605
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: Can you imagine saying that sentence to like a cousin

606
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: from Tennessee. I was actually in a video with Lena

607
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: Dunham where she would they would hate it. We actually

608
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: can I just say, Tina, they did this? Um did this?

609
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: Made this joke Once she was giving like some like

610
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: speech out of breakfast, like a variety women and women

611
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: in Hollywood breakfast, and she goes and this is right

612
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: after election, and she goes, you know, it's really tough,

613
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: like we're going through a tough time now, and like,

614
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: you know, I just think like Hillary would have one

615
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: if we had just had one more music video of

616
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: a celebrity wrapping about Hillary. And it was like, like,

617
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: why am I talking about someone? But literally it's like

618
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: is that spilling tea by the way, Yeah, well here's

619
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: the thing. Spilling the tea is just telling the truth.

620
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: YEA spilling tea isn't like burning someone necessarily you know

621
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: what I mean. That's reading them, Okay, burning someone is

622
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: reading exactly like when you go out like you burnt

623
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: by that person, like they've been read someone else read

624
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: them to filth um. I love this, I think. I

625
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: think I can't wait to bring this back to all

626
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: my nearly forty year old straight friends and explain it.

627
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something I think I think Gabris is,

628
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: I think we should start handing out an award another

629
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: award here Lost Cultures? Does all I have the year?

630
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: I'll I have the year and gave risk I think

631
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: Gabris has ever said yeah, all over the year. I

632
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: knew it would be here, of course. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Member,

633
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Speaker 1: come on, that's crazy, I mean, especially because like even

634
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: doing that, you had to have everyone saying you are

635
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: a fagot. Yes, yeah, And that was part of the

636
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: fun for me though, was sort of like trolling them. Yeah.

637
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: It was kind of like, well, if you're going to

638
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: call these guys the F word, I'm going to stand

639
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: there and take it alongside them. Because also I feel

640
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: like too at the time, because it was the g

641
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: s A was made up of maybe just also a

642
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: more broader thing than gay, and it was more like

643
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: these people feel not home. Yeah, they don't feel comfortable

644
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: here at school because there was people who I'm like,

645
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: in hindsight, I'm like, I don't think that woman was

646
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: gay as much as she was, you know exactly. I'm sure. Yeah,

647
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: especially now with like all the all the letters, like

648
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure there was an umbrella we were

649
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: all covered under. What high school is that? That was

650
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: map Um High School met him War Americ Central High

651
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: School District. Yes, I went to ice Lip, Oh you did.

652
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: I grew up in a Freeport. My parents both went

653
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: to Freeport High School. Well, my mom went to free

654
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: Port High School. My dad would have gone if he had.

655
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: That's kind of w T I'm from. This is my

656
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: favorite thing about being from Long Island. It's like you're like,

657
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: where are you from? And someone says a town, and

658
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: then I say a town and then we go, oh,

659
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: yeah we know that town. We call it Jewish geography. Okay,

660
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: do you know Brad Brad Brad? Of course that's my mom. Uh.

661
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: I was in Vegas. Took my mom, me and my wife,

662
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: my mom and her friend. We went to the like

663
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower. Because we're staying at

664
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: the Paris, we went to the restaurant, the Smilier. There

665
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: it happens to listen to comedy bank bang in High

666
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: and Mighty and knows me, and he's so excited and

667
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: he's like, I just want to introduce myself, blah blah blah.

668
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, that's so nice. He leaves.

669
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: My mom doesn't react at all. A stranger came up

670
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: to me in a suit and said he was and

671
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: he shook my hand and Paris and then uh, he leaves.

672
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: And then the woman comes over and she goes, he

673
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: was so nervous to talk to you. Was so he

674
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: was being so cute backstage, Like back in the backstage

675
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: in the kitchen I still called. When I played sports,

676
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: I called rugby practice rehearsal and they were like, all right,

677
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: boy in trouble um. And she's like, and he's from

678
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: Long Island too, And my mom goes, he's from Long Island.

679
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: Kept him out here and then he goes out and

680
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: then my mom goes, where are you from? And he

681
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: says some town and she's like it's so and so.

682
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: Still the music teacher there he was, and he was like,

683
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so. And my mom was like, that's

684
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: weird because I think he's I think he's still there.

685
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she didn't react at all to her

686
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: son getting recognized, and uh, and but she's going apeshit

687
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: over the fact that she's playing Jewish geography with a ram.

688
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Long Island people are very proud to be from Long Island,

689
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like if they're still there.

690
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: A lot of people who leave. I it took me

691
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: a while to gain the pride of I found. I

692
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: want to do good pr from Long Island because there's

693
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: a it is Tim Tim Dillon one time Long Island,

694
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: another Long Island comedian. Uh he one time said, uh,

695
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: thirty minutes subway thirty years behind, thirty minute train ride

696
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: thirty years behind. Because it's so close to Manhattan, you

697
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: would think it would be more progressive. It's really, but

698
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: it is people who choose not to go to Manhattan

699
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: despite living thirty minutes away from it. And that blows

700
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: my Like my family will be like, it's too much traffic.

701
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: It's like, it's fucking Long Island has traffic. This is

702
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: New York City. There's the fucking Natural History Museum is

703
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: here at the moment, Like, that's in New York City.

704
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: You can go to that. You got to name any

705
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: food or bar you want to try, it's there. And

706
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: they're still like, no, I like to see food place

707
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: in my hometown. You know, all right, well then what

708
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: can you do? I don't know. I definitely like I

709
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: didn't realize this growing up, and then afterwards, like I

710
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: kind of was like, oh, wow, that was actually really

711
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: hard to grow up there, Like you're not hard to

712
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: hard to go up there and be different, right, you

713
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It's because it's it's blue collar

714
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: in like in like a prideful way. Yeah. You know,

715
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: even though even though maybe maybe the person is a

716
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: dentist or a hedge fund operator manager or whatever and

717
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: now they make they have a million dollar home or whatever,

718
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: but their parents were probably Electricians or Irish or Italian

719
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: immigrants of some sort, or Jewish or whatever, and so

720
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: they are have that weird blue collar attitude. And I

721
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: think that you can have a negative side to it too,

722
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: just sort of like I don't fucking want this fancy shit,

723
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: fucking oh you know, chicken on pizza, having chex with men.

724
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like the people who like chicken

725
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: on pizza having sex with men is the title of

726
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: this Oh my god, I like chopping the block, chopping,

727
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: the chopping, the chopping it up, chopping it up, I'm sorry,

728
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: chopping it up. I'm sorry. Chopping it up is the title. Yes,

729
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: if you know what's insane watching the same people who

730
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: like like Bill Clinton become the people who liked Donald

731
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: Trump one and it is just because the white male

732
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: choice on right and right. And also I do think

733
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: it's the blue collar people they they've Hillary lost them. Yeah.

734
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: Trump is huge in my family because of casinos and

735
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: all my family like and the people I know who

736
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 1: are into Trump are before they were became closed minded

737
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: sort of bigots, like anti immigration. Before that ship didn't

738
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: even matter to a lot of these people, I know.

739
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: They were just excited that someone who they knew, who's

740
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: from New York makes a bunch of money and despite

741
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: the fact that he doesn't like we finally a business

742
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: like that ship. A businessman is running America. It's like

743
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: he was a businessman who burned businesses to the ground

744
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: and became and he got money out of it. Yeah,

745
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: that's so funny. That was such a narrative too. In

746
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: high school, when Mitt Romney was running and he was like, um,

747
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: going to be the nominee, everyone was like, you know,

748
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: the country needs to be run like a business. And

749
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, your parents are like really brainwashed you

750
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: with yeah, it's great. And then people are so adamant

751
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: or so anti Hillary or so pro this idea of

752
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: Trump business that when he got elected, they just adopted

753
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: other ideas of theirs that they never even had before. Right,

754
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: You're not so Christian relatives who are conservative all of

755
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: a sudden are like have like these weird Christian values

756
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: that are like You're just You're like, because you don't

757
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: have to just wholeheartedly adopt every belief, you can be like, look,

758
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: I I like this Trump thing. I like the tax breaks.

759
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: I love that I'm rich and getting richer. But let's

760
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: let Mexicans live here. You know, No, you have to

761
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: like you have to swallow the whole pill. And you

762
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm just rambling now. I'm on my second coffee. I realized.

763
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: But when you were saying like that weird headline where

764
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: inside the gay community people are still like they're picking

765
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: you see that ship amongst liberals too right, you can't

766
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 1: back Kamala Harris, she said this five years ago. None

767
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: of that, yeah, exactly, And where I'm like, I don't

768
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: think this is the time for us to like be

769
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: hemming and hawing of like we're not going to build

770
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: the perfect candidate that scratches all the liberal itches because

771
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: that we're all too fraction because we're so like, well,

772
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: that's Bowen's belief, so let's support that. That's Matt's belief,

773
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: that's Gaber's belief. Let's all support those. We can't go Bowen,

774
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. We need a person who can

775
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: win right now. Or if you do say that, then

776
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: it's like how dare you? And that that is a

777
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: little yes, you know what I mean? Like that is

778
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: like this kind of like thing of you know, like

779
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even really know, but I just

780
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: feel like if I would feel more confident going forward

781
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: if there was someone we could all agree on. And

782
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: the thing is, there are so many good choices. There

783
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: are so many people that like I feel like could

784
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: go up against Donald Trump, and I can't believe we're

785
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: gonna watch him campaign again like that when what the

786
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: day he wont I was like, what I'm so scared

787
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: of is like that we're gonna all have to watch

788
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: this again, like and it's gonna get worse because if

789
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: they put Kamala Harris up there, you I don't know

790
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: what he's gonna say. And also Kirsten Gila Brand, he's

791
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: gonna like make comments about her voice, you know what

792
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: I mean? You can just see. And that's what sucks

793
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: is like everyone that we have as an option, I'm

794
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, how is he going to be horrible

795
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: to that person? Right? I think we need to like

796
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: and look, I'm all for whoever can win can win,

797
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: So I'm you know, I'm open to whatever person we need.

798
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: But part of me thinks like we need to fight

799
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: alpha with alpha, you know what I mean. Gavin Newsome,

800
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: get like some fucking street tough training and be like,

801
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: you know, some sort But again, I don't know anything.

802
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: Everyone is going to have a problem with some somebody.

803
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: It's almost like we're in a huge street fight and

804
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,439
Speaker 1: we keep getting mad at each other for bumping into

805
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,479
Speaker 1: each other, like we're being surrounded by the other team

806
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: and we're fist fighting, and then we bump into each

807
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: other and it's like, can you please stay over there?

808
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, guys, we're gonna She's gonna hit

809
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: the fan asap. Let's just make sure we beat the

810
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: other guys. Guys, we were all supposed to be in

811
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: the shame shade of blue arguing about that you are

812
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: an eggshell, um Robin egg show. Yo, No you didn't.

813
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: There are no mistakes which actively will just make that

814
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: the truth. You know, when they said that Oprah, like

815
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: when she made the speech of the Golden Globes and

816
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: everyone was like, oh, bro, we'll be president. I literally

817
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: said to myself, I was like, maybe she's the only

818
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: person that is the answer to That's why people, that's

819
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: why the enthusiasm was there, and because everyone who can

820
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: argue with like her what she's done. Like, I mean,

821
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: it does feel like the answer to Trump. It scares me.

822
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: It scares me though, like what we may find out

823
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: about her if she were to go, you know what

824
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't have one strike against her in anyway.

825
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: It would hurt too bad. Like and also if she

826
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: were to lose, that would feel I think even worse

827
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: than you recover from that. Right, it's not worth it.

828
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: It's not worth it for her. No, no, and she

829
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: knows that, and I truly don't think it was ever

830
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: an option. She should just come out there and fucking

831
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: who back somebody hard and go in. But then there's

832
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: the thing, like we said about Lena Dunham, it's like

833
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: I think Lena should Lena should run. Oh my god, Yeah,

834
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: that would be a weird like sort of sacrificial lamb.

835
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: Let's put her up early and just have her get

836
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: thank you for taking all the slings and arrows for us.

837
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: A Republican she would probably that would be awesome. She should.

838
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: We should sucking go troll. We should go troll on

839
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: these guys. Honestly, they fucking that's how they want that

840
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: way trolled their fucking way into the White House. He

841
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: is a good bully, he's a fantastic but he's very

842
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: still at being all yeah, yeah, he's very good at

843
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: like I feel like I know your weakness and I'm

844
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: gonna just keep saying it until other people are saying it. Yeah.

845
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: All you had to say was the word emails. All

846
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: you had to say was the word. He's still like that,

847
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: like it was Patlilvian, Like no one on the left

848
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: is saying collusion, Like, that's not even what Mueller is after, right,

849
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: he just keeps saying no collusion, no collusion. Now it's

850
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: of now that's a phrase because Republicans are too stupid

851
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: to say obstruction of justice in one sentence. Just in general.

852
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: Also the thing we just talked about this the other day.

853
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: But honestly, like you can't even I think almost think

854
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: there are so many controversies almost on purpose, because it's

855
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,479
Speaker 1: like you can't even remember one of them anymore. There's

856
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: so much bullshit every single day. Yeah, it's a needle,

857
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: and it's needle and a stack of needle. Yeah. Like

858
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: I feel the same way, like, uh, you know, saying

859
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: something problematic on a podcast or on a tweet can

860
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: get you fired or unhired from something like as for

861
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: most people, I feel like I've said enough pseudo problematic

862
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: things that it's sort of like everything else gets put

863
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: under the umbrella of like, wow, what are we gonna do?

864
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: It's got three of podcast content where he's got stupid views.

865
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: I think Trump is like the peak version of that,

866
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: where you're like, well, are we really going to get

867
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: mad at him for this? Because he just did this

868
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: thing that was worse yesterday, and it's going to do

869
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: a worse thing tomorrow. We didn't do anything. Then it's weird.

870
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: You can get fully fired for one bad tweet, but

871
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: you can do thousands of bad things, and everyone's like, well,

872
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Yeah, you can't you can't be

873
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: if you're super, you can't have You can't get a

874
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: nineties seven on the test. You can either get a

875
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 1: hundred or you can get a zero a thousand times.

876
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm truly and I'm gonna admit to

877
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: something I'm truly horrified at. Is like the enthusiasm, my

878
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: own enthusiasm of like activism, just like getting out there

879
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: and like doing doing the work is like has just

880
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: tanked in the last three months because you get tired.

881
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm truly fatigued. I'm with you. It's

882
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: like I'm sober in town. I was. I would listen

883
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: to him. I would watch Matter or listen to the

884
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: podcast version every single night and be like with it.

885
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: And now I'm just like, oh, what New York is?

886
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: Because it feels food feels because you're like honestly, and

887
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: also you have to remember that's also an industry, so

888
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 1: they want you to keep watching. So she has watched

889
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: this space, watch this space, and it's like we're watching

890
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: the space. Nothing is happening. And so it's almost like

891
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: every day since he's been elected, they've been promising that

892
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna end, and it's like, this is what's gonna

893
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be. This is what it's gonna be.

894
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: That we're exhausted on it now and they won't get

895
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: they won't get advertising if they say, look, it's gonna

896
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: be a slow fucking grind some information over the course

897
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: the next few years. Hopefully we could trip this guy

898
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: and his cronies up. Instead, they go, tomorrow, we have

899
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: tax returns, and it's like a page that was upsetting.

900
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: That was a very upsetting that I I was like, well,

901
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm pumping the brakes on Mattow. For a while after that,

902
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: I was like, you you used us, you know, I

903
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 1: felt I felt used in that moment. I felt like, yeah,

904
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: you fucking snake oiled me. You said like, I've got

905
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: the cure for what you're feeling right now, tune in tonight.

906
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: And it was like try this, you know, I mean,

907
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: the only good thing that came out of that was

908
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: that she was able to get everyone to watch at

909
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: the same time and explain very cogently like Okay, these

910
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: these are the things that have happened that have lent

911
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: up to us. Um. But yeah, like I'm just I'm

912
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: just I'm just here to say, like I feel a

913
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: certain amount of guilt to with that fatigue, which is

914
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: so dumb and layered. But like it's like it's like

915
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: you think back on then you think you think back

916
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: on like the day after he got inaugurated, the week

917
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: after the Muslim band, and then all of us going

918
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: to JF, like New York going to jfkra people go

919
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: to ALIAX, Like like I don't know what. I don't

920
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: know if there's gonna be another thing that's gonna like

921
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: ignite that same passion and like on like a mass level,

922
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: I know, and I don't know, Like it seems every

923
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: time it seems like, well, if it's not uh, if

924
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: it's banning people from arriving in the country, that's all.

925
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: If it's making Mexicans build up, if it's separating parents

926
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: from their children at the border, and it's like all

927
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: the ship keeps coming out and you're like this has

928
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: to be the thing, and then it's just sort of

929
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: like next you know, it's a month later, and then

930
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: you start to feel fatigue with so when you're like

931
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: Michael Cohen has been indicted or whatever, you're like, Okay,

932
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: well nothing's gonna happen, and then you you talk about

933
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: the guilt with fatigue. I've started to get so far

934
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: around that where I feel guilt with the bullshit that

935
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: I do for a living, you know what I mean,

936
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: Where I'm like I can't be at the protests on

937
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: a Saturday because I have to go do a show

938
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: or whatever. I'm like, this is awful. Also, I don't

939
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: have enough free weekends to be a full time activist,

940
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: like it seems crazy. And then also it's like you

941
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: find like I just saw people chemically changed before the

942
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: election and after the election, like especially a lot of

943
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: comics to like all of a sudden, like what that

944
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: what they were talking about exclusively with political stuff? And

945
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, actually, maybe this is what you're supposed to do.

946
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: And it's like how do you say that to someone,

947
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: But like you really get a sense that they might

948
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: be more useful like that. And then I did see

949
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: a lot of them land at jobs where they can

950
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: be politically active. And I saw that with a few

951
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: people like Buddies who ended up at like Pods of America,

952
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: Like this is the job I need right now. There's

953
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: some great folks working at Samantha by which I think

954
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: it's exactly where they're supposed to be, right, But like

955
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's just like you know,

956
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: it was a confusing time. It's through we just talked

957
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: about this. Actually the world just felt differently before and after,

958
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: like it was like a nine situation. It was like

959
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: the chemistry change, Like it was just darkness. It was weird.

960
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: But then there's also like an odd like hunger game

961
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: this kind of thing to it now where it's like

962
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: what side are you on? Used to you're not used

963
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: to not even ask, and now you're like, no one

964
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: wants conservatives. Super conservatives don't want to do with super liberals.

965
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: Super liberals don't want to deal with super conservatives. And

966
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: that's why going to the island is so hard because

967
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: I had, for the first like twenty six years of

968
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: my life just like loved everyone from for their like

969
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: if they were had different views, it was just like

970
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: not it didn't really matter because at the end of

971
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: the day, we weren't gonna die. If Mitt Romney was

972
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: like the president, you know what I mean, Like, it

973
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 1: would have been fine. It would have been hard, but

974
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: it would have been fine. And we lived through George

975
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: Bush and there were differences and opinions and like, yes,

976
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: that was a very dark time and it felt bad.

977
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: But Trump, when you understand that someone supports Trump and

978
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: then you start talking to them about it, and you realize, oh,

979
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: this isn't going to be as simple as me expressing

980
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: my feelings and then expressing them. Our feelings are not

981
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: getting to a place. It's like when you understand that

982
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: there are ideological, lived in differences between these people that

983
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 1: you loved so much and still loving anyways, if you're sibling,

984
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: like so when you grew up next to and you're like,

985
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: I thought we had the same exact point of view

986
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 1: on our fellow people, you know, like or you're in laws,

987
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, well, how do you feel? I get

988
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: like some element of what you're feeling because you're just

989
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: we have a different life. You're from like a little

990
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: bit more of a hick up here in upstate New

991
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: York or whatever. But why the funk, like, how does

992
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: how do you expand all the way? How do you

993
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: get like, how do you bring in that other part

994
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: of you where? Because there's always it's always bubbling on

995
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: Long Island too, where it's like when your uncle said,

996
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't know that place gets a little dark on

997
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: the weekends. You're like, oh, you don't realize what they're

998
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: talking about it first, and then you're like, wow, okay,

999
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: you felt good enough to say that. Yeah, yeah, you

1000
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: felt comfortable enough to say that. And then now you're like,

1001
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: you feel like these people are just getting more and

1002
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: more embold And I'm like, if that's what they were

1003
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: saying in nine, what are they saying now? First of all,

1004
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: I put on a red hat this morning, and I

1005
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: was like, can I even wear this? It's a surf

1006
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: shop corduroy hat. But I got panicked that. I was like,

1007
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: I can't wear a red hat. I'm a fat white

1008
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: guy with a red hat on, and I'm gonna get

1009
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: a I have an eleven year old cousin and right

1010
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: before the election, my mom was like babysitting him and

1011
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: he's in the back of the car and they're driving

1012
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: somewhere and he starts talking about Hillary and he called

1013
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: her a murderer, And like, what's going in about how

1014
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: you know Hillary is a murder This is an eleven

1015
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 1: year old kid, And I'm like, this is what's really

1016
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: fucked up. It is that you can just casually pass

1017
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 1: down to your eleven year old child that Hillary Clinton

1018
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: is a murderer and that he thinks now that he's

1019
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: like informed about this and it's eleven years old, and

1020
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: if that's just I can't let that go. I can.

1021
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: It feels that's like I will leave the person out

1022
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: of this for their privacy. But someone said to me

1023
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: it was like someone uninformed about politics. I was talking

1024
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: in them and they were like, uh, They're like, oh,

1025
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna vote for Hillary, right, this is before that.

1026
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I mean, what's the other option?

1027
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: They were like, well, what about the bombs? And I go,

1028
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: I go, what bombs? They're like the bombs and they're Hillary.

1029
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 1: My friend was telling me that Hillary was dropping bombs

1030
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: on something and I go, and why does that have

1031
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: set you? And I know they're wrong, and I know

1032
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: I think this person was talking about Benghazi and just

1033
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: didn't even understand what it was. And I'm like, so,

1034
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: what do you think happened? You think Hillary Clinton as

1035
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: secretary of State dropped bombs and now we're only hearing

1036
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: about this days before the it didn't happen, and like,

1037
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: uh the stock like uh, the same person went The

1038
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: stock market went up when Trump got elected on like

1039
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: one percent of the world owned stocks, you know what

1040
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: I mean? Like you happen to own stocks, so you

1041
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: feel a direct benefit. And that's the ship that drives

1042
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,720
Speaker 1: me crazy is where it's like I love a direct benefit,

1043
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: but I can't help but think, like what about these

1044
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: other sex amount of people? What if we all benefit

1045
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: totally or just the lie like it none of that.

1046
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: That's the thing. But here's my thing too in now

1047
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: thought experiment, what's our liberally like when we say ship,

1048
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: like oh, Stormy Daniels or whatever are we is that

1049
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: are BEng Ghazi over? Are we getting caught up in

1050
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: some bullshit too? Yeah? You know the crazy thing that

1051
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: we believe uniformly right that they would that conservatives. That

1052
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: sounds insane, You're nuts. Honestly, I think us us all

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00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: the tape maybe like that, yes, yes, maybe the pe tape.

1054
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: But even that's like that's in adoscia there's like that

1055
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,479
Speaker 1: was investigated. I don't know. And we don't even feel

1056
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: the way about the pe tape as these monsters felt about.

1057
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: We're not saying I'm not gonna vote for Donald Trump

1058
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: because the hook or piste on. Yeah, as a matter

1059
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: of fact, that's one of the more humanizing things about it.

1060
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: And honestly, I feel like, I again, my sister was

1061
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: like not for me, But then again, neither is conservatives.

1062
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: I even tweeted like when when the dossier came out

1063
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: and like pe tape was like the word I was

1064
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: just like, but honestly like kind of like kind of

1065
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: kind of happy for Trump. It makes him more rounded,

1066
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: like makes more well rounded as a person. And it's

1067
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: the thing I mean, I mean, I'm not saying that

1068
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: he's like not know you love him Donald Trump. And

1069
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: he has a funny story about he was at the

1070
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: after part. I've told us a million times, but I

1071
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: will say it to John. So Donald Trump hosted us

1072
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: an L and that was the episode that Bond happened

1073
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: to go to and like they had like a he

1074
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: had like an interaction with a Vanka that was like insane,

1075
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: and then Donald Trump was leaving the restaurant, and I was, yeah, great, um,

1076
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: and yeah, you know he I was hammered and like

1077
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: and like like people are just like he didn't have

1078
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: secret service. I mean, he has his own security, but

1079
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: he like Keith Um. But yeah, they just just like

1080
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: pushing people aside. But then like I was like along

1081
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: the procession of him walking and I was hammered. And

1082
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: he passes by a go great show tonight. And you guys,

1083
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: thank you didn't doesn't make eye contact, complimented Donald Trump

1084
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: on his comedy after his show, your comedian Jimmy fallon

1085
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: you guys in the same Um, I do think the

1086
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: Stormy Daniels is the thing that they can't believe, Like

1087
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: why are you guys, like supporting a porn star? How

1088
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: could you? Because they they don't understand like the idea

1089
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: of like, you know, um, embracing sex work as like

1090
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: a thing that like people do and pay her bills.

1091
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: Like I don't think people think porn star. They think

1092
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: or they think like and that's like a horrible thing,

1093
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: Like how dare you like? But it's Trump is like

1094
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 1: porn star. Like the thing you liked about him in

1095
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties is that he was more a

1096
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: porn star with Yeah, Um, it's so it's so weird. Also,

1097
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: that's my favorite ship too, is like, I think the

1098
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: thing that drives me most crazy about this DIVI and

1099
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: amongst sides is like the reason we're into porn stars

1100
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: is because I think we're all honest with ourselves. It's like,

1101
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: we watch porn, like the least you could do is

1102
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 1: respect the people in it, you know what I mean. Like,

1103
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: and the other side definitely watches porn. Yeah, and that's

1104
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: what bothers me where it's like they definitely watch pornography,

1105
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: they definitely watch sports, they definitely watch entertainment featuring minorities

1106
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:28,439
Speaker 1: and LGBT people and they can't see also that it's like, hey,

1107
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: maybe I should support them outside of you know that,

1108
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 1: I would be more stars struck if I saw Carter

1109
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: Dane than I saw Julia Roberts star I assumed card.

1110
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 1: You don't have to do. We haven't asked this questions

1111
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: two grays anatomy names good. We should ask this question

1112
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: before we get into I don't think so, honey, So

1113
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: we ask all of our guests that come through, Um,

1114
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: what was the culture that that you experienced that made

1115
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: you say culture was for you, Like what was the

1116
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: defining thing as you were growing up, Like there was

1117
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: a movie like Musical Artist, a television show and it

1118
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: was like defining for you kind of like made you

1119
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: follow it in a way that was like I'm yeah,

1120
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: that's really Oh that's a very good questions question. I

1121
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: like that question. I guess I would say the first

1122
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: time I saw like, uh, like I watched action movies

1123
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: with my dad growing up, and I'd be like, this

1124
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,959
Speaker 1: is so cool. And then I remember when I saw

1125
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: a comedy movie I was watching, maybe it was like

1126
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: a cable guy or like, you know, one of the

1127
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 1: dumb and dumber at one of those Tommy boy that

1128
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,720
Speaker 1: generates movies, like these are so funny, These are so funny.

1129
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: I was so into comedy. And then my dad said, uh,

1130
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: and we didn't have a good relationship, but like movies,

1131
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: where are connection? And he was like, oh, you should

1132
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: see this movie called Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

1133
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: And I was a little D and D kid and

1134
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: a budding comedy kid. I didn't know it at the time,

1135
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: and then I was I watched that and I was like,

1136
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: these guys are adults being silly riding horses, carrying swords.

1137
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a cooler thing you can do.

1138
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: And I felt in that moment. And then when I

1139
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: eventually came to UCB as as unlike what it was

1140
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: in my head, it still was, Hey, we're all a

1141
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: bunch of comedy people. We have like sort of the

1142
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: same reference points. And I felt and I was like, oh,

1143
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: this is this is the AMA And then I sort

1144
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: of just felt that vibe and continued that, like continued

1145
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: that and the and then did that open the door

1146
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: to the Monty Python stuff? Oh yeah, But like I've

1147
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: eventually got all of Flying Circus on DVD, you know. Uh,

1148
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: And even late way later in life got into British

1149
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: comedy more. But for me that was more just about like, hey,

1150
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: this comedy movie is. And then also another one, another

1151
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: version of that was when I first saw the movie

1152
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: hot Shots, which is like a top gun parody. So

1153
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: it's parodying films that I love, like the mask bullshit

1154
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: mask in action movies. And I can get the both

1155
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: the comedy, but I also love all the reference and

1156
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I even though this is

1157
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: a thing you could do, it's like, hold both of

1158
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: those believes. I've sort of always been as uh, now

1159
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: that I'm less cultus ally the year, I've always sort

1160
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: of been like this weird dichotomy of like meathead and

1161
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: nerd or like yeah, you know, like I was a

1162
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: theater kid and a rugby player. It was like I

1163
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: did short form improv and drinking games. Yeah, so I

1164
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: was like I was kind of was always had like

1165
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: a foot on both sides, so I felt. And then

1166
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: when I found those like parody movies and I was like,

1167
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, like in Monty Python of course stands

1168
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: out like right, yeah, that's I'm glad you can textualized

1169
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: it with um that the action movies was the thing

1170
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,439
Speaker 1: that like major Dad say, oh, actually there's this, here's

1171
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: this totally different thing that sort of has some connection

1172
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: to it, like spiritual connection to that. I fucking love

1173
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: the moment that I rented Monty Python and the Holy

1174
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: Girl from the library and like popped it. I didn't

1175
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: really know like people were like kids at school be

1176
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: like oh it's so funny, and I just like read

1177
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: it from the library, popped into the DCR fucking lost

1178
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: my mind. Like the the opening title cards, like he's

1179
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: been sacked, like that person has been sacked. I was like,

1180
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: what is this right? And it's really you would I

1181
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: would have written it off a year earlier just based

1182
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: on the lighting, you know what I mean. Like when

1183
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I could not get my head

1184
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: around seventies ships, you know what I mean, like even classics.

1185
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: And then now I like, yeah, I really, I'm like,

1186
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: this is not a multi camp sitcom. It's super well lit,

1187
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: so it's garbage. I remember the first time I saw

1188
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 1: like a Doctor Who episode when I was young, I'm like,

1189
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: who watches this? And then when I got like, as

1190
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: I got older and you like get appreciation for that

1191
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: like look and all of a sudden you're like, oh

1192
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: my god, this whole world. Yeah, it's just man. I

1193
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: have to ask you about your preferred drinking game in

1194
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: high school, um or in general. In high school it

1195
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: was beer pong was the big one. And then when

1196
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: I was eventually here some long island ship, when I

1197
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: was eventually a Jones Beach lifeguard, Oh, we would do

1198
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: a hell of a lot of beer pongs. Shout out

1199
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: to my I'm not even to give his last name

1200
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: because I feel like he's a businessman now Shout out

1201
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: to my s or beer punk partner. Five summers running

1202
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: kicked ass every time. Shout out to Joe. See I

1203
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: was a flip cup bit. Oh I could play a

1204
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: game of flip cup. And then in college we got

1205
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: into rugby team did boat races, which is just chuck

1206
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: a beer and put it on your head. See I

1207
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: haven't a college was different because we went to n

1208
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: y U and it was like we did the more

1209
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: cerebral drinking games, like like Kings. I love Kings. Is

1210
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: that like a cup of death or whatever? You like

1211
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: when you flipped the cards over? And like every every

1212
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: does something different. But flip Cup I loved because of

1213
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: the racing as when I did cross country and so

1214
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: I was on the track and I was like, oh yeah,

1215
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: it's about speed. I love it. And it's just like

1216
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: I love that you only had to drink like a

1217
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah. And then it was also there's like

1218
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: a performative aspect and a sort of like you get

1219
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: to be you're you're kind of always playing with flip cup.

1220
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: Once you flipped you can just you can hang you

1221
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: can Also like when you got it over on the

1222
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 1: first try, that felt that there's nothing There's no better

1223
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: feeling in the world. Truly, There's not a cooler move

1224
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: than casually drinking your beer, no rush, placing it down

1225
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: and then just flipping it. And you're a flip cup assassin,

1226
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: right and you can take if you take your time

1227
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: and do it with confidence. It's the coolest looking Did

1228
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: you play those games? Now? I was the only time

1229
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: I remember ever playing flip Cup in college was when

1230
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: we went to d C d C together and like

1231
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: we went to some kids basement and like we we

1232
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: played it on a door. I mean there was beer

1233
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: pong that was played on a door, remember that plays horizontal,

1234
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: And then like played flip Cup once and I was like,

1235
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't like it. No, we would just

1236
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: we would just be like fucking idiot theater kids in

1237
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: high school and just do like never have I ever

1238
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 1: and like I like that, Oh my god. We would

1239
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: when I would my friends in high school, we used

1240
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: to get like a beach house on Fire Island every

1241
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: every year and like we would just have like twenty

1242
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: four verse twenty four, you know what I mean, Like

1243
01:01:54,640 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: it would be tables aligned. Honestly, I loved it and

1244
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: I still would love it to this day, like that's

1245
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: just a part of that's like a part of my

1246
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: history that I'm still like my days doing that are

1247
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: not open, but they can't be. I think the gays

1248
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: can reclaim beer pong. I want, I don't really need

1249
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: flip beer pong gays. Fire Island. We're gonna go to

1250
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: Fire Island in a few weeks, I think. I think

1251
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: we propose that. I think you're going to Fire Island.

1252
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: We're going we're going from the fifth to the twelve,

1253
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: so we're gonna miss the fourth. I'm from the first. Oh,

1254
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: that's cool, that'll be great. I think we're gonna be

1255
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: there for the invasion, which is when they get all

1256
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: a bunch of drag queens on the ferry coming in

1257
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: Hell and then everyone's in Dragon. So we're probably gonna

1258
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: go and Dragon and go to the pier and that's amazing.

1259
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get like, I'm gonna get my eyebrows blocked.

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Speaker 1: What's the which beaches that the Pines and then Cherry. Yeah,

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01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: and then people talk people on any other beach like

1262
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: they talk about like Fire Island and then they have

1263
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: they associate gay with it. But you know from growing

1264
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: up there, you know it is mostly yeah, or like

1265
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: Tina Fey as a house, and because I went to

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01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: Kismid every summer. Kisman was where we went as eighteen

1267
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 1: year olds and got so fucked up. I had my

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01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: one of my best friends in high school, Carl, went

1269
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: to r p I and he was like a sick

1270
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: engineer and he made this funnel that would had two

1271
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: handles and they held six beers, three on each side.

1272
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: I used to be able to take three natty ices

1273
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: to the chest. No, I was a tank like I

1274
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: would have We would have hard right now because I

1275
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: got a guy in the tank top telling me takes

1276
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: three nat lights natty lighting the needle of sexuality and homosexuality.

1277
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: In my mind right here said if Jesus turned water

1278
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: into wine, the devil turned water into natty ice. And

1279
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: we would do a beer sickle course which was flip

1280
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: cup into beer pong into like some other game, uh

1281
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: into It ended in the and it was epic. We

1282
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: should do insane bullshit like that. Yeah. One time beer

1283
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: pong tournament uh at a friend's house. His mom was

1284
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 1: out of town for weekend. Like twelve teams. Me and

1285
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: my buddy, We're like, we're gonna win this. We're better

1286
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: drinkers than everyone. Here's the plan. You have to you

1287
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: have to drink the cups at the end. So we

1288
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: thought we'll fill our cups up to all the time

1289
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: and then if we win fast, someone's gonna drink six

1290
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: beers and not be able to play the later round. Instead,

1291
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 1: we want to buy one cup three games in a row,

1292
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: and had drank beers just just the two of us.

1293
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: No one else was as drunk as we were, and

1294
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: we were throwing up in between rounds. And we actually

1295
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: left that party and stole the entire bar. And they

1296
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: were like, did you guys take all the Bailey? Like

1297
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: we like grabbed two bottles of liquor each out of there,

1298
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 1: like parents bar, Like did you take the Bailey's Amaretto,

1299
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: blue Curasao? And just drinking And it was just about

1300
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: taking it. I just wanted The last listeners are like,

1301
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: who the funk is Matt Rogers, We don't even know.

1302
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm having like an out experience. Yeah, your octaves are

1303
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: all over the place. Literally, I knew when you came in.

1304
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: I was like the Long Island and me is gonna

1305
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: come roaring out that to other people also, and me

1306
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 1: on this podcast is bringing out all my late and

1307
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: Almo sexually. Wait, and that's the crossover, and that's the

1308
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: costsover and that in the middle. Yeah, me and me,

1309
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: I think it's time. I think it's time. I don't

1310
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Now John is now a seasoned veteran

1311
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: in thefore, I know what I don't now, I know

1312
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: what I don't think so so funny you m you

1313
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: slipped into my d Hell, yeah, you're like, what the

1314
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: fun is that? I was like excited for the show?

1315
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: What is? And I don't think so, honey. I don't

1316
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: know if the Custer first episode, no, they will have

1317
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 1: come out. I don't know. Can can confirm ors and

1318
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: I we're not sure. But the best part was also

1319
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: that I was like a third two. Yeah, you were like.

1320
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I think I know what it is.

1321
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 1: We didn't we didn't set the order right, but anyway,

1322
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: I was fine. And I said to him, he was like,

1323
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: is this the most hetero sexual question ever? Asked like,

1324
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: what isn't I don't think so, honey, And I was like, no,

1325
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. It's queer because you want to

1326
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: put yourself in a position to win and want to

1327
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: be cut throat and that, honey, it's quick. That's exactly

1328
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 1: what you wrote to me, and I went, it's actually

1329
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: a rule of culture number forty seven. Being cut throat

1330
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: is queer. Okay, okay, great, this is a we're doing all.

1331
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't think we're doing some relegance culture. You know

1332
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 1: what it is. So if I don't have anything planned

1333
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: right now, but maybe you can always great. This is

1334
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 1: not Rogers. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now,

1335
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: I actually don't think so honey. Karaoke, and I'll tell

1336
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: you why, because I'm a perfectionist about these kinds of

1337
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: things and when and the songs that I want to

1338
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: sing are very commonly out of my range, honey. And

1339
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: so unless it's a cutting edge karaoke machine that I

1340
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: can lower the key, which is often what I need

1341
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 1: to do, honey, because I can't sing if I can

1342
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 1: turn back time and the original key needs to be

1343
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 1: like a step down, like maybe get half a step down.

1344
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: If it's not, I don't think so, honey. And I

1345
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 1: don't think so karaoke because oftentimes at the end of

1346
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: then I will have a ruined voice. I don't think so, honey,

1347
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: that karaoke is taking my gift and stomping on it

1348
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 1: and stomping on it. And also, I don't think so, honey,

1349
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,479
Speaker 1: when you go to karaoke with all your gay friends

1350
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: and you know it's a competition. So I don't think

1351
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: so honey when it becomes a competition bitch, because guess what,

1352
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 1: it's about the joy of singing. And also, if you

1353
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: ever hear me sing in a real way, you will

1354
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: know I am a shanto. But unfortunately I am the

1355
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: elusive Sean Too's like Mariah carry herself, honey, because guess

1356
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: what a lot of times I'm just on karaoke and

1357
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 1: I have nothing to offer you. I don't think so, honey.

1358
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,560
Speaker 1: Karaoke also a lot of times the bad fonts on

1359
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 1: the screen, And that's one minute. I don't like very

1360
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 1: much seeing it live, seeing it up close, seeing an

1361
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 1: official loss culture stas, I don't think, sony happening on

1362
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 1: my face. I can get it now, it's intimate, get it,

1363
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 1: get it now. But you got it in the beginning.

1364
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: I got it. You did trouble. What did you pick

1365
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: out of the trouble? I got people named Tori, people

1366
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: named Tori. That was Matt Rodgers was like, I tried

1367
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 1: Gavers made it work. Okay, this is Bowen Yanks. I

1368
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: don't think you already and this is gonna this make

1369
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 1: me some enemies. Yeah, you're making a lot of enemies

1370
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,200
Speaker 1: on this podcast today and his time starts now. I

1371
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 1: don't think so many fucking food halls, bitch, I'm talking

1372
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 1: about Grand Central Market, talking about fucking Decal market in Brooklyn, bitch,

1373
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Italy even let's let's throw Italy in

1374
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 1: the mix. It is perfore you are watching, You're watching

1375
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: people eat, people are watching you eat and slurp up

1376
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: some poke a or whatever the fuck. I don't think so, honey.

1377
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 1: It is theater, but it is bad. It is theater

1378
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 1: of mastication. That's what it is, honey. And I do

1379
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: not like excelet At eight in the morning that we

1380
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: tried to go to car breakfast, we thought we'd beat

1381
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 1: the rush. No, the line was around every fucking booth,

1382
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is bullshit. Was excellent. I

1383
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: can fry an egg, and I can make what do

1384
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: they calling Bohemian eggs. Fry my egg with the bacon,

1385
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 1: put it on between two pieces of toast. I don't

1386
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,360
Speaker 1: think so many food halls. I do not like the

1387
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: culture of having to like pick out. It's listen, it's

1388
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: a mall. It's a fucking mall. Don't glorify it. Give

1389
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,600
Speaker 1: me a Panda Express and then I'm going to go

1390
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 1: that far. Give me some actual options. I don't want

1391
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 1: to have to figure out your menu and decide for

1392
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: all that. I don't think, so, honey. And that's one minute. Wow,

1393
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: I wanted. I was started off disagreeing with you, and

1394
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 1: by the end, I'm like, there's nothing more humiliating than

1395
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,519
Speaker 1: walking around with a tray of food trying to find

1396
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:25,680
Speaker 1: a place. High school. It's the worst part about high schools.

1397
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 1: It's strangers and it's kids, and it's like all the bullshit.

1398
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't think so, I'm going to

1399
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: save this for another episode. Can you preview what's the topic? Okay,

1400
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey. Of the name eggs, okay,

1401
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: it didn't make me want to eat the food, that's

1402
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,560
Speaker 1: fair enough. And literally we went I said this, we

1403
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 1: were hungry, and then we got to that food hall

1404
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,680
Speaker 1: in l A. What's that one called? And then I

1405
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: saw eggs, and I'm like, oh, I'm not hungry anymore.

1406
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 1: It could be called bacon slut and it would be

1407
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 1: less bad. Egg. It's the it's not even the slut,

1408
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 1: it's the egg. It's it's the idea of being a

1409
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: slut for Eggs where we're gonna do an episode with

1410
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: Frank Glaspie. That's gonna be there. You go, okay, great,

1411
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 1: And this is John Gabs's Ally of the Year. John

1412
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 1: Gabers is, I don't think so honey, and his time

1413
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. Chatty Uber drivers,

1414
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't even use lift anymore. I know

1415
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: hashtag delete Uber. Sorry, I just lost my ally ship

1416
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: because I found on anecdotally that lift drivers talk more

1417
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:27,720
Speaker 1: than Uber drivers. Because I'm I'm in here, I want

1418
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,679
Speaker 1: to talk to New York versus l A. I miss

1419
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: a fucking harrowing drive home from someone who doesn't even

1420
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 1: seem like they want to pick me up. I love

1421
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 1: someone that's mad that I'm even making them do their

1422
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,360
Speaker 1: job here. And when I get an Uber driver and

1423
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:42,719
Speaker 1: it says armand it will be there in five minutes,

1424
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm pumped. I want to dude in a Honda Civic

1425
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 1: who is talking in a different language to a fucking

1426
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: cousin back home. I don't want him to even look

1427
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 1: at me. I want to watch movie. I'm stoned, I'm drunk.

1428
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: I'm in an Uber for a reason. I want to

1429
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: be just looking at my fucking phone. I don't want

1430
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,720
Speaker 1: to get in the lift and fist bump you and

1431
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 1: then here or you wreck, ignize me, or tell me

1432
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:06,639
Speaker 1: about your podcast. Put on second Uber a one dollar

1433
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 1: up charge if you ask for a quiet driver and

1434
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,680
Speaker 1: a business proposal to end the whole thing. And you

1435
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: know what. Today my lift getting here, his name was Charlie,

1436
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, Charlie's gonna talk. Yeah, he's

1437
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 1: gonna talk. But he didn't. And this is I think

1438
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 1: Joel pointed that out, pointed this out for us. An

1439
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 1: Uber lift driver with with to bring it back to

1440
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,839
Speaker 1: head shots, a driver with a head like an actual

1441
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 1: head shot. Bad. They were going to talk to you

1442
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,600
Speaker 1: about their podcast. They're gonna talk you about whatever. I

1443
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 1: cannot listen to another conversation about a small business. I

1444
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 1: literally I love small business. It's insane. But I also

1445
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 1: don't want to hear like how long you've been driving for?

1446
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: Like I just want to just I know more about

1447
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 1: my lift driver Jasmine from last night than I know

1448
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: about Bowen Yang. Yeah, who really does know Bowen? Though?

1449
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 1: Here you go, who really knows you? I'm intrinsically he does.

1450
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 1: I've been Joel combusted this whole time. Oh my god,

1451
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 1: it was Joel. It was Joel. Um, oh my god,

1452
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: these I was. I will say some solid I don't

1453
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 1: and I'm going to include myself in this solid. I

1454
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: don't think yes your own I'm not great. Thank you.

1455
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:17,800
Speaker 1: This was a dynamic episode. I pick a political honey. Yeah,

1456
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: we got a little pop cultural honey. We talked about

1457
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: our upbringing. Honey. That's an episode of Last culturesas right there.

1458
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,639
Speaker 1: This is quintessential Last Colts, and it took a straight

1459
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 1: man in a red baseball cap to bring it out.

1460
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:35,759
Speaker 1: We were wrong before and now we're right. John Gabriel

1461
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:40,360
Speaker 1: Gabriel listen, raised my TV high mighty and just and

1462
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,719
Speaker 1: Oliver TV. Everywhere you go. Um, this man is going

1463
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 1: place there. What do you want to say to everyone?

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Speaker 1: I miss you, guys, everyone people in general. John John

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Speaker 1: Gabriel misses humanity. He's married, so I don't really know. Yeah,

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01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: we'll catch him smoking out a joint outside and outside

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Speaker 1: of his house in Hollywood. Draw us like you catch

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Speaker 1: catch me walking in short shorts with a tiny dog

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Speaker 1: smoking a joint in West Hollywood. Name Arthur. Oh, that's amazing, Arthur.

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Speaker 1: I used to want to name my dog Anderson Cooper.

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Speaker 1: But now no, Anderson Cooper. Dude left left hay out

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Speaker 1: to dry and I don't like that. Bring Arthur next time.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have gabs back, please, And you guys should

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01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,640
Speaker 1: come to high and mighty. At some points, I am

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Speaker 1: very high, and might I have I have some littletables

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Speaker 1: in your purse. Sativa. That's what I remember. I can't do.

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Speaker 1: I can't do Indica because it makes me anxious and

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01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 1: tired when it. Sativa makes me fucking Mattie and horny.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what is right, Brett. How

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Speaker 1: chatty and horny can I get? But not very? But

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Speaker 1: not a driver? You know you're never a driver if

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Speaker 1: you're chatty and no, no, no, no, okay, Well great,

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Speaker 1: this has been lost. Culture is death with John Gabriels,

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Speaker 1: let's sing a song to close out, as we always

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Speaker 1: do every night. In my dreams, I see a fear you.

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Speaker 1: That's how I Know you Go on, and if you

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Speaker 1: want to hear the rest of that song, go to

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Speaker 1: listen to the Titanic soundtrack. Fye Bye Forever. This has

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Speaker 1: been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham,

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01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:36,719
Speaker 1: Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please

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Speaker 1: visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our

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01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 1: shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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