Speaker 1: Doge Town in the X Boys, Miles, is that something?
Speaker 2: Yes? Fuck, didn't you say X Wait didn't you say
Speaker 2: X Town.
Speaker 1: And boys to like kind of put some stink on it,
Speaker 1: but like in that it sucks and that it's bad.
Speaker 2: And nobody know what I'm talking about, and that it
Speaker 2: like stinks real stinky Z Town and the dog Boys.
Speaker 1: So so what I was thinking is boys, Dog Boys,
Speaker 1: dog Town and the Z Boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell, tell, tell Mike Mitchell and them. They should
Speaker 2: have you guys, sawd a doge Town, doge boys, doge boys.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's fun. We dose boys. Tell Mike
Speaker 2: Mitchell and them. I know you were. I knew you
Speaker 2: was cheating on me when you're on the locale menu
Speaker 2: from kings Walk, oh man.
Speaker 1: And from that six session No, not from that severance severance,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, from that has grown severance. Are you a
Speaker 1: severance boy?
Speaker 2: Me? Are you a friend now?
Speaker 1: Boy?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. Sadly, Katie, you're probably reading not much
Speaker 2: of a TV.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm reading dos dosk doskis Anna Karina.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm doc doc Doyevski.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, doc do A good name for.
Speaker 3: A hacker, Leon do doc do l three zero and
Speaker 3: Dox Doevsky.
Speaker 2: Dos Boy dos Boy.
Speaker 1: Something Miles, What about Boys.
Speaker 3: Big Dick docs Doyebsky.
Speaker 1: Big Dick dos Boyevsky.
Speaker 3: Docs Boy, Big Dick dos Boyesky.
Speaker 4: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, seventy four,
Speaker 4: Episode three of.
Speaker 1: Der Nilly's Geist. It's a production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: American share consciousness.
Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, February.
Speaker 1: Fifth, twenty twenty five, two five to five. I mean,
Speaker 1: damn yo, big day.
Speaker 2: What days? Wait, look, this is a big few days.
Speaker 2: So Monday the guyst Child's birthday today, your majesty and
Speaker 2: I is fucking wedding anniversary. I love you, babe, I've
Speaker 2: been through it all. Now at this point, we've been
Speaker 2: through it all. Gotta say, got the We're by each
Speaker 2: other side and we're stronger than ever.
Speaker 1: I love Maybe this sounds like the beginning of a
Speaker 1: yacht rock song, you know, through it all, through it.
Speaker 2: All, through the fire is burning round.
Speaker 1: That would be the.
Speaker 2: Best I gotta use Michael McDonald's the.
Speaker 1: Best genre to memorialize the fire that destroyed your life.
Speaker 2: Again Michael McDonald's nothing Burning Hold in all that's great
Speaker 2: except for that one file. This ship could melt steal beans.
Speaker 1: Well, we're getting.
Speaker 2: Got to.
Speaker 1: The Westboro Baptist Church.
Speaker 2: Nine to eleven. Anyways, we'll make away that great fifth.
Speaker 2: Also it is, but again I should say yes it is.
Speaker 2: It is winning adversary. And it's also National Girl and
Speaker 2: Women in Sports Day, National Shower with a Friend Day,
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and National weather Person's Day. Love shout out?
Speaker 3: When is National the weather Person's Day?
Speaker 2: That's actually the eighteenth, four days after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: A number of rain metaphors and puns that would be
Speaker 1: happening as you showered with a weather person calls for
Speaker 1: shower you know, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We're having a hard moving in down south.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn Dallas rains. Why are you in my shower?
Speaker 2: You didn't check your calendar? Yeah, we got a shared
Speaker 2: calendar on the phone. Didn't you look at it? All? Right?
Speaker 2: Maybe we're not a couple.
Speaker 1: Uh, my name is Jack O'Brien aka. Every decade there
Speaker 1: is some trade that makes me want to cry. I
Speaker 1: asked myself why oh uh Kareem Castle and Shaq Chris Paul, Oh,
Speaker 1: how they had tried? And now Luca is a Laker.
Speaker 1: How was Luca a Laker? How is Luca a Laker?
Speaker 2: How in the world did that make Luca.
Speaker 1: A Lakerde Davis with coupons? Now they got them a
Speaker 1: lion who's not even twenty eight?
Speaker 2: How is Luca laker?
Speaker 1: How is Luca a Laker? Lebron the Gem's a wonder.
Speaker 5: That one's courtesy of halcyon salad on the discord went
Speaker 5: a little long, but I'm not editing any of that
Speaker 5: shit because I know that song, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta belt out that. Why Clef, Why Clef.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to be joined once again by my co host,
Speaker 2: mister Miles Gray. Yes, it's Miles Gray. Straight from the Ashes.
Speaker 2: I come back to the microphone to bless y'all with
Speaker 2: my half baked takes. I'm still getting back into the
Speaker 2: swing of things. It's the Lord of lakershim, It's the
Speaker 2: Viceroy of Venturl Boulevard, the Marquis Day Moore Park. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for having me, Jack. Yeah, I know you're.
Speaker 1: The Phoenix of right, isn't that the Phoenix of Phoenix
Speaker 1: of Fulton, full Phoenix of Fulton.
Speaker 2: There we go by my high school. Yeah, there he
Speaker 2: is I'm back, and I was yo, I made this
Speaker 2: joke with her, majesty, We're like we should probably get
Speaker 2: tattoos after being through this ship, and she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I see it. I don't know why. I sincerely
Speaker 2: was like like maybe like a phoenix or something, and
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm gonna leave you, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I never mind, never mind, I'm a I'm a I'm
Speaker 2: a workshop that I'll be right.
Speaker 1: Back, like I don't know, like a phoenix.
Speaker 2: And then I earnestly was like Ben Affleck has one.
Speaker 2: Yeah he does that. Yeah, he has a full back
Speaker 2: tat of a phoenix.
Speaker 3: And is it near the is it near the crack or.
Speaker 2: It basically goes from shoulders starley to the top of
Speaker 2: the crack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I respect that. I respect that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Mike Alstadt because it's a full back timely
Speaker 2: nineties buccaneer reference. I know.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people, probably like me, assumed
Speaker 1: that you were about to do like a Machiavelli aka
Speaker 1: when they heard the church bells, But that is those
Speaker 1: are authentic church bells, I believe, coming all the way
Speaker 1: from Italia. That yeah, yeah, damn well, who's that? Well,
Speaker 1: who's that? Then? Thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 1: We're drawing by the pulp, one of the funniest comedy
Speaker 1: writers doing it anywhere. You know her words from the
Speaker 1: account birds rights activist on Twitter. Some more news with
Speaker 1: Cody Johnston from a Creature Future secretly incredibly fascinating. Please welcome,
Speaker 1: coming all the way from Italy. Uh right next to Papa.
Speaker 1: It is the brilliant, the talented Katie Golden.
Speaker 3: Bless blessing. I don't know how how do the handsome blessing?
Speaker 3: I bless I bless you, bless you, I bless all
Speaker 3: of you?
Speaker 1: Really not know the sign of the Cross?
Speaker 3: It goes like.
Speaker 2: That, do you know the signs?
Speaker 1: Do you really not know it? No? I'm teaching it
Speaker 1: because you know, we have to go to church with
Speaker 1: my parents sometimes, so I'm like, left, it's.
Speaker 3: The coolest, Right, it's the stussy, it's the stuffy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course, Jesus Christ sneezus.
Speaker 2: How are you doing, Katie?
Speaker 3: Not too bad? Yeah, because I'm in Italy. That must
Speaker 3: not be not in the not in the US right now.
Speaker 1: You know, they're a big deal about it over there,
Speaker 1: but it's actually.
Speaker 3: It's weird to me that we literally have a neo
Speaker 3: fascist as our Prime minister Maloney who's like part of
Speaker 3: a rebranded neo fascist party. And I'm less worried about
Speaker 3: that than the US, is it.
Speaker 1: Because y'all have been there before and you're just like,
Speaker 1: this literally does yeah, and we know how it ends
Speaker 1: for fashion.
Speaker 2: We do fashion fashion America.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's correct. I think people in
Speaker 1: other countries should be should be scared of this particular
Speaker 1: brand of fashion.
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do, like take away your pasta?
Speaker 3: I don't know what Italy could possibly DOASTA.
Speaker 2: Think, yeah, probably brutalized migrants and things like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's it. That is what they do.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, they smiles for bringing the mood down.
Speaker 1: For all our funny fascism joke.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk about how chicken Alfredo is not real
Speaker 3: and you gotta talk about migrants being persecuted.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the flames have changed to me. They have changed me.
Speaker 1: They've burned everything in essential way.
Speaker 3: Oh you should. You should get a tattoo of of Khalisi.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the terminator skeleton or full backtap
Speaker 2: yo CALIASI.
Speaker 1: Terminate wait, you get terminator her Meedge gets Khalisi or
Speaker 1: vice versa, and then like they're like they're reaching out
Speaker 1: touching fingers. So when you stand next to each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's sort of like the like God and Adam.
Speaker 1: There's a flame there between the fingers.
Speaker 2: Or I was thinking of like a T one thousand
Speaker 2: holding a dragon egg walking out of the fight.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you know what I mean? Yeah, things that
Speaker 1: walk out of firest.
Speaker 2: Know gang my d ms are open for emerging from
Speaker 2: the flames tattoo ideas. So far we have Phoenix and
Speaker 2: some kind of Kalisi terminator mashup.
Speaker 1: I think there was a Nicholas Cage character, ghost Rider.
Speaker 2: I think that.
Speaker 3: But he was the fire.
Speaker 1: He was the fire, was the fire readings wrong all
Speaker 1: the time. He was the fire.
Speaker 3: He was the skeleton that is on fire.
Speaker 2: Johnny Blair.
Speaker 3: I didn't think he burned first Blaze.
Speaker 2: I thought he I thought wasn't even a terrible act
Speaker 2: of motors. I think he was a motorcycle that made him.
Speaker 2: That made him Johnny Blaze, because he's like a stuntman. Gone,
Speaker 2: is that right?
Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only Johnny Blaze I honestly acknowledged, and I
Speaker 2: think Jack's on the same page with me. Here is
Speaker 2: the one and only method man. So that's right. Maybe
Speaker 2: I'll just do a method man that's Italian Stallion, right or.
Speaker 1: Like Jeff Bridges character from Backdraft, No, that's not the
Speaker 1: right blown Away, Yeah, blown Away.
Speaker 2: Tommy Jones or he was like like was his back backstory,
Speaker 2: Like he was like this Irish dude who kind of
Speaker 2: was like, that's why Tommy Lee Jones was coming after him.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man Jones Anti tables.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, my bad. He's asking you about blown
Speaker 2: Away every time you come to check on him. Katie.
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to have you. We're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better. First, we're gonna tell listeners
Speaker 1: a couple of things we're talking about. We are gonna
Speaker 1: check in with them Doge Boys for them ex boys
Speaker 1: from Doge Town. We're still workshopping the title dox Boyevski
Speaker 1: and his homies, who are Elon Musk's like team of
Speaker 1: children who he has like turned over control of the
Speaker 1: government to sort of Well, we'll talk about like what
Speaker 1: all this means. Everybody's like Elon Musk was like paid
Speaker 1: a bunch of money to win an American election that
Speaker 1: was like stacked in their favor. He must be right
Speaker 1: about everything. Let's turn the entire government over to him.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about what that's looking like. And we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about a new breakthrough from ce S
Speaker 1: that we we had to wait for Miles to come
Speaker 1: back to talk about.
Speaker 2: I know I did text you amidst the recovery. I said,
Speaker 2: don't fucking talk about this until I'm back. I want
Speaker 2: to talk about it weeks ago. You text that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, And then how are you doing I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: if you talk about this, I'm gonna be pissed. How
Speaker 2: am I doing it? Fine? For now?
Speaker 1: Don't try and distract me, don't change the subject.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's my kid crying in the background, don't distract.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about a breakthrough and robot robotic
Speaker 1: girlfriendom robot robotic companions, and we might the grammy's happened
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Someone wore a house on their head.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You might talk about that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm just cam Mainly, I'm curious if you guys
Speaker 1: think I can pull it off and we might talk
Speaker 1: about the Super Bowl all of that.
Speaker 2: If only I could have worned my house on my head,
Speaker 2: I could have trotted on out.
Speaker 3: Like a human turtle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And that's your privilege, Jaden Smith.
Speaker 2: That's your privilege, Jaden Smith. God, all right, Katie.
Speaker 1: Before we get to any of that, we do like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests. You may you may know this
Speaker 1: about us, but we do like to ask our guests
Speaker 1: sometimes with something from their search history that's revealing about
Speaker 1: who they are. And first of all, I guess we
Speaker 1: got to ask what what do you use them for?
Speaker 1: A search engine over there? Is it like ill google
Speaker 1: google it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What Miles just quit.
Speaker 2: Google? Well, my smiles, is that something is anything?
Speaker 3: Anything? M hmm, it is how to pronounce mac fife
Speaker 3: gang shicked?
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like you answer me.
Speaker 3: Faith in is shicked because it apparently means in German
Speaker 3: one who is slappable, which I think is a useful
Speaker 3: word to.
Speaker 2: Know it's faith and the German. Yeah, I can see
Speaker 2: that word.
Speaker 1: It's actually spelled how it sounds, Miles. So just big
Speaker 1: five and Big five and ship Maybe jos and Villanova
Speaker 1: used to be in the Big Five.
Speaker 3: And ship there it is also I have a a
Speaker 3: wonderful sound clip of someone actually saying that that I can.
Speaker 1: There and there was the sound club.
Speaker 3: Sorry, but yeah, I was just I was talking to
Speaker 3: some Italians and we all agreed that German is the
Speaker 3: most ridiculous language.
Speaker 2: So it is.
Speaker 3: But I do love how it's you can stack concepts
Speaker 3: almost infinitely into one word. One one is like this
Speaker 3: one is like one who is deserving of a firm slap.
Speaker 2: So let's hear it from a robot or argument the
Speaker 2: way this this first syllable comes at you hard.
Speaker 6: Fife and fife and back five fanga zick is how
Speaker 6: you're breaking it down for us.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm so sorry to our German listener, but
Speaker 2: we love, we love pretend German over here.
Speaker 1: That sounds I know, like I've been told that Dr
Speaker 1: Daily is like it's not correct. Not how that that word,
Speaker 1: yeah there is incorrect. I think that was a note
Speaker 1: that we got literally episode yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 1: and I tried to change it, and I was like
Speaker 1: that that's just how the word wants to be said
Speaker 1: by me. Unfortunately, that's just the way I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it do what it do. To quote rach Arl you know,
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: Honors from from the workaholics.
Speaker 3: Is just gonna have to get over it, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they will.
Speaker 1: The pronunciation that we just listened to sounded a lot
Speaker 1: like me pronouncing a thing, because they like start really
Speaker 1: strong and then lose all confidence and like swallow the
Speaker 1: end of the world.
Speaker 7: I was in.
Speaker 3: And it's it's I don't know any Danish, but the
Speaker 3: key is exactly that. I went to a pastry shop
Speaker 3: and there's like all these words that they're too long,
Speaker 3: they're very complicated. But I was like, if I just
Speaker 3: start out strong and then trail off like I would,
Speaker 3: like an average and they totally bought it. They were
Speaker 3: talking in Danish and I was like yeah she yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah around.
Speaker 2: They're like they're like, bro, she just did the I'll
Speaker 2: take three whiskeys things. Yeah yeah is it that that's
Speaker 2: what That's what he was supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, yeah, I did the I did the Tarantina things.
Speaker 2: That's great, great pastries.
Speaker 3: It was very good pastries. And yeah, it's definitely you
Speaker 3: just like because like what looks like Abel Skimer if
Speaker 3: you just go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound like a local because you were saying
Speaker 2: Copenhagen like cobana.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, apparently Tivoli gardens is pronounced.
Speaker 2: You just mumbling you sound like local.
Speaker 3: I think there's a joke that like the Danes sound
Speaker 3: like they're trying to talk with a mouthful of potatoes, and.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a joke that was written in the eighteen.
Speaker 3: By the Sweet.
Speaker 2: Say yeah, it's a Swedish joke, like.
Speaker 3: They have potatoes in mouth.
Speaker 2: Yes, that is how Sweedish people sound. I always love
Speaker 2: hearing the insults that people in neighboring countries have for
Speaker 2: each other. They are like so specific. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 2: remember being in Africa and people were like, Ghanaians work
Speaker 2: too hard, you know what? Okay? Interesting? Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and is like oh Nigerians, don't get me starred on that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just I'm here for some.
Speaker 1: Katie.
Speaker 2: What's that? Do you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Underrated?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do overrated first or underrated?
Speaker 1: You can do anything? But I said what I said,
Speaker 1: I did ask you for under lady.
Speaker 3: Katie, not even I'm not even the fart. One thing
Speaker 3: that I think is overrated is avocados.
Speaker 2: Just fucking just whose show is this. That's certainly not
Speaker 2: this energy. I'm sorry. What is over eight is what avocados.
Speaker 2: Don't like them?
Speaker 3: Avocados, I don't like them, don't really like uh, I
Speaker 3: don't really like wualk. I don't only like guoqualk. I
Speaker 3: can eat it. I'll eat it. Someone makes me guak,
Speaker 3: I'll have to eat it because it's it's like eating
Speaker 3: kind of money.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it's just like cocaine.
Speaker 1: It's become cocaine.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I mean the cocaine of foods. Yes,
Speaker 2: I mean, well, the tariffs. That's like one thing that
Speaker 2: they keep putting in all the news articles about like
Speaker 2: what could tariffs make more expensive? And they're like the
Speaker 2: avocados man some coado, Yeah it's over. This might be
Speaker 2: the might be your last weekend to have guak at
Speaker 2: your Super Bowl party.
Speaker 1: I think avocados and guacamole have have a marketing problem
Speaker 1: because there is so much bad guacamole out there that
Speaker 1: is masquerading as guacamole, and like it's just it shouldn't
Speaker 1: it should Like there's a version of it that is
Speaker 1: just like flavorless mayonnaise that gets packaged and sold as guacamole.
Speaker 1: Whereas like The Fresh, The Fresh, I'm a big fan of.
Speaker 1: Are you Katie a person who thinks cilantro tastes like soap?
Speaker 3: A little bit? Yeah, not too bad, but a little bit.
Speaker 2: Did I diagnose it?
Speaker 1: Miles? Did I? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Jack, you got get that a direct kid, direct kid,
Speaker 2: You just sunk her battleship.
Speaker 3: Weirdly, I think soap tastes like cilantro uht slices on there.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's what I thought you were eating
Speaker 2: earlier with a knife. I was like, what do you
Speaker 2: just what do you scrape it off? Little peels off
Speaker 2: of You're like Katie has a cheeseboard. It looks like
Speaker 2: the Irish Iris Ring Ring.
Speaker 1: Well, our mind is obviously going to go there because
Speaker 1: it's the only soap where people have like cut it
Speaker 1: with a knife. Yeah, like it was pizza cheese, like
Speaker 1: Katie's been hiccup and bubbles the whole time. Okay, smart guy?
Speaker 1: What is what is underrated?
Speaker 3: H I shared a link with you, you know, hughl
Speaker 3: Houser off.
Speaker 2: We go, Yah, I love him?
Speaker 3: Who has.
Speaker 2: The avocado eating dog? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Avocado because I want I was with an avocado theme
Speaker 3: because I kind of wanted to be fair to the
Speaker 3: noble avocado, even though I personally think it's overrated, as
Speaker 3: is guacamole. I understand that would upset a lot of people,
Speaker 3: so I did want to share. Uh hughl Houser losing
Speaker 3: his mind over a dog eating avocados?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow?
Speaker 2: Have you seen the one where he goes to the
Speaker 2: Ladybug Farm? I don't think such another banger, heughl Houser.
Speaker 2: So I like know about this from I think it's
Speaker 2: like a Doug Loves Movies back in the day day,
Speaker 2: like one of the very early podcasts, which I think
Speaker 2: is still still out there. But would have I forget
Speaker 2: who the comedian, maybe it was Gareth Reynolds, but you
Speaker 2: would have somebody on who did a hughle Hauser And
Speaker 2: oh yeah yeah. I was like who is hule Hauser
Speaker 2: and went down the Google rabbit hole. He is just
Speaker 2: the most endlessly entertainable human, like just so enthusiastic and
Speaker 2: just like wow, that's amazing. He's absolutely just uh he's
Speaker 2: just he's like the West Coast Harry Carrey, like just like.
Speaker 8: Hey, yes, he's the real world version of Will Ferrell's
Speaker 8: Harry carry Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly avocado. Yeah, that that dog eats avocado. All our
Speaker 2: dogs eat avocados. If you're an avocado farmer, your dog
Speaker 2: likes him too. I've never seen a dog eat alvocados.
Speaker 2: You don't get that clean and your kids. That dog
Speaker 2: ate every smack of that alvocado. You had a healthy dog.
Speaker 2: I got a very healthy dog. That is just such
Speaker 2: an innocent pivot. Now do you have no he has
Speaker 2: actually terrible bowels.
Speaker 3: I would like to say that if you give your
Speaker 3: dog avocado, make sure it's not eating the pet, because
Speaker 3: that apparently is a is a peril. But in the
Speaker 3: clip and the extended clip, they do.
Speaker 1: Little wooden ball in the middle.
Speaker 3: The little wooden ball, the dogs don't eat. They have
Speaker 3: the smart dogs, so they don't eat the pet.
Speaker 1: My dog would eat the ship. My dog would go
Speaker 1: all the way in. Yeah, after just the wooden ball, you.
Speaker 3: Know, ignore They would ignore the meat.
Speaker 1: It would just ignore the nutritious green stuff around it.
Speaker 1: Just find the ball, swallow five of those, and then
Speaker 1: it would like.
Speaker 3: Drop the pit off of a balcony and Looney Tune
Speaker 3: style run down to be under it. When it hit
Speaker 3: her on the head, it would.
Speaker 1: Look like an entire rack of billiard balls and it's
Speaker 1: belly when it got an X right, Like, what the.
Speaker 3: Fuck's folding with?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2: And we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, and it's been.
Speaker 1: It's been. Yeah, I gotta do it sometimes sometimes things
Speaker 1: are so bleak that I have to take it back
Speaker 1: to it's been and my wife should I just do
Speaker 1: this recap from the Verge just because I I don't
Speaker 1: know what all of this means, but it's all bad,
Speaker 1: just because, like so we know Elon Musk has been
Speaker 1: given a lot of power that he's like hacking into
Speaker 1: various parts, not.
Speaker 2: Even hacking, just like take pulling up be like, give
Speaker 2: me the fucking password, the AD, I'm the admin access
Speaker 2: server n yeah, yeah, yeah, doing his own shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he pushed out the head of that FAA before
Speaker 1: all the plane crush stuff. Then the reports came fast
Speaker 1: and thick. This is from the Verge. Federal employees received
Speaker 1: a fork in the Road email, highly reminiscent of Musk's
Speaker 1: Twitter ultimatum encouraging them to resign, sent from an insecure
Speaker 1: server just like a Gmail. A bunch of goons, some
Speaker 1: of them actual teenagers reportedly got access to the US
Speaker 1: Treasury systems read only reportedly for now longtime civil servants
Speaker 1: were locked out of their personal systems. That, by the way,
Speaker 1: how's the personal data for government employees. Musk's lackeys are
Speaker 1: in control of the Office of Personnel Management and the
Speaker 1: General Services Administration. They've gotten a hold of classified information
Speaker 1: and are now shutting down the US Agency for International
Speaker 1: Development us AID. Musk said he quote spent the weekend
Speaker 1: feeding us AID into the wood chipper, and has also
Speaker 1: gragged that he like deleted an entire agency at one point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 1: It's it sounds exactly like early days of Twitter, if
Speaker 1: Twitter was everything that makes the US government like that
Speaker 1: basically the the US government.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Just also, I have some friends who work as federal employees.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say where what their names are, obviously,
Speaker 3: but like they said that they have been receiving these
Speaker 3: emails and they're full of like typos and weird mistakes.
Speaker 3: It just like looks like someone fired it off on
Speaker 3: the toilet and sent it off while like having the
Speaker 3: ketamine shits, which is probably what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like it said a bunch of stuff about Twitter, HQ.
Speaker 2: I think they just copy and pasted this.
Speaker 1: Right, it feels like that. And I just because he was, like,
Speaker 1: you know, spent a bunch of money to back the
Speaker 1: side that won the election, an election where like the
Speaker 1: Democrats fought intentionally with both hands tie behind their back
Speaker 1: for some reason, I mean, for a number of reasons.
Speaker 2: They're called neoliberal handcuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, yeah, they were neoliberally handcuffed. And so an
Speaker 1: easy election to win, he's being given credit for winning
Speaker 1: it and all his past mistakes the way that America
Speaker 1: likes to do. He's just being recast into this guy
Speaker 1: who's right about everything and everybody's forgetting that Twitter was
Speaker 1: broken when he's like, he took it over, broke it,
Speaker 1: and it's not really not broken yet he's done a
Speaker 1: terrible job like that. Yeah, so he's doing the same
Speaker 1: thing he did when he broke a thing, and there's
Speaker 1: no real evidence of a plan.
Speaker 2: And yeah, just to make the government more efficient, man,
Speaker 2: that's just what they'll keep saying over and over. And
Speaker 2: I mean he has like team of people like the
Speaker 2: youngest nineteen and around the oldest twenty five to twenty
Speaker 2: six of true like real by the book definition of
Speaker 2: like true believer type kids who have a bit of
Speaker 2: computer savvy and know how it systems work and are
Speaker 2: going in and nosing around. And now these fucking kids,
Speaker 2: after infiltrating all these like agency offices, now like again
Speaker 2: have access to these sensitive databases and you know, like
Speaker 2: the payment system for the Treasury Department where you know
Speaker 2: they pay people out for things like Medicare, federal salaries, sociality,
Speaker 2: purity brands, you know, really vital shit. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 2: basically like you said, there's just like many people are
Speaker 2: pointing out, like the Silicon Valley thing of just like
Speaker 2: move fast and.
Speaker 1: Break shit man, move fast and kill old people, move
Speaker 1: fast and starve the elderly to death.
Speaker 2: Right exactly.
Speaker 3: There's like a New York Times article by Michelle Goldberg
Speaker 3: who compared it to the like after the Iraq invasion,
Speaker 3: like the the sort of the bathification of the government
Speaker 3: where they fired a ton of Iraqi employees and replace
Speaker 3: them with like kids from the US. Right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: who didn't know what they were doing.
Speaker 1: He's a precedent. Good, Yeah, Okay that I feel like,
Speaker 1: how did that went well? I think yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean there was a few, like problems like after
Speaker 3: the invasion with people dying and things being broken.
Speaker 2: But you know, oh I didn't read that one.
Speaker 1: No, I mean I stopped paying attention when Bush landed
Speaker 1: on the aircraft carrier. But I'm pretty sure he.
Speaker 3: Has such a big cod piece there. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: It is a beautiful piece. Shout out to big Dick.
Speaker 2: Do to ye big big big dog sack, which is
Speaker 2: my bad bad I always get his name wrong.
Speaker 1: I confuse him with my other favorite guy doge toy
Speaker 1: dog toy thing.
Speaker 2: So a lot of these people have.
Speaker 1: Been Does you want to get back to talking about
Speaker 1: what actually happened instead of lost a big Dick does toya.
Speaker 2: As much as I want to get lost in Big
Speaker 2: Dick dos boye?
Speaker 3: What my name is big Dick?
Speaker 2: Right? So that's why is that real?
Speaker 3: I'm explaining? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like he had a screen
Speaker 3: name called big Dick. I don't know which one of
Speaker 3: these little broccoli heads it is, but yeah, there's.
Speaker 2: There's so many. So there's like a twenty one year
Speaker 2: old name my Cash Boba twenty one years old, a
Speaker 2: student at Berkeley Edward Chorustine nineteen years old, a student
Speaker 2: at Northeastern University in Boston. He's also his dad owned
Speaker 2: some like popcorn company too. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Right.
Speaker 2: Then there's Ethan Shautran, twenty two, who said in September
Speaker 2: September he was a senior at Harvard. The ones that
Speaker 2: have degrees are Luke Farreder, who's twenty three, who went
Speaker 2: to the University of Nebraska.
Speaker 1: He looks He's the one who you zoom in when
Speaker 1: you look at the group of pictures of them, He's
Speaker 1: the one you're zooming in on because he looks straight
Speaker 1: up evil child syndrome. Yeah yeah, yes, yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. So these all of again, they have captured
Speaker 1: these systems, and some were reporting that they only had
Speaker 1: read only access. It sounds like that is not the
Speaker 1: case anymore. As as oh, I've read today other reports.
Speaker 1: Because this ship is moving very very quickly. But the
Speaker 1: added attention from this group of kids becoming so influential
Speaker 1: has led them to try and scrub their digital footprints.
Speaker 2: But you know, the Internet always remembers. Yes, it turns
Speaker 2: out at least one of them loves to retweet and
Speaker 2: like Nazi shit on Twitter. Oh okay, Christ.
Speaker 3: No, you mean the heart goes out to you stuff like,
Speaker 3: I think that might just be my heart goes out
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: He's just a fan of my of hearts going out
Speaker 1: to Yeah.
Speaker 3: The fourteen words being my heart goes out to you,
Speaker 3: and then other stuff that adds a right.
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly, and then again their actions just totally illegal.
Speaker 2: And this is truly just such a bizarre fucking coup happening.
Speaker 2: And these kids are sitting at the levers of shit.
Speaker 2: Like the Bureau of the of the Fiscal Service, they
Speaker 2: distribute more than five trillion dollars in government payments.
Speaker 3: It's the government's wallet. Like, it's all the money that
Speaker 3: the government uses to pay for stuff, and that has
Speaker 3: to be approved by Congress. It's like part of the
Speaker 3: checks and balances. The executive is not really supposed to
Speaker 3: control the coin purse in the sense of like actually
Speaker 3: dispersing the funds, because then what could happen is Congress
Speaker 3: could be like, hey, maybe pay these fire victims or
Speaker 3: hurricane victims some money from FEMA, and then if the
Speaker 3: doge boys could just be like, don't feel like it,
Speaker 3: there is no FEMA, be gone right exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very rare, Are you very very fucked up?
Speaker 2: And like you're saying, like the business of funding government
Speaker 2: programs and the funding of the god that's Congress. So
Speaker 2: we've got a constitutional crisis ahead of us. And while
Speaker 2: there are lawsuits happening to try and stop this, and
Speaker 2: there are few unions who have sued to stop you know,
Speaker 2: Doge's access to the treasury. You know, we'll see you
Speaker 2: if that's prime any kind of capitulation.
Speaker 3: That's the like, lawsuits move slowly. You have to prove harm, right,
Speaker 3: so like by the time you can actually like do
Speaker 3: a lawsuit, you have to prove that you have suffered
Speaker 3: some harm, which means they've already done the harm. And
Speaker 3: then at that point, like if they delete all this,
Speaker 3: like how do you how do you fix that?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: Like, once they've done enough damage at a certain point,
Speaker 3: it's going to be extremely difficult to undo the damage.
Speaker 1: We're all in that like first twenty four hours of
Speaker 1: you know a movie where they're like they're missing and
Speaker 1: they're like, well, they need to have been missing for
Speaker 1: thirty six hours before we can do anything about it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to take matters into your own hands.
Speaker 1: Have they died well, that's what I don't want to time. Well,
Speaker 1: I if they need fingers, and it's kind of like that.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like that, except like right in front
Speaker 3: of the police they see like the killer slashing at them.
Speaker 3: It's like, hasn't been thirty six hours?
Speaker 1: Yeah, couple were we have? I've set a timer on
Speaker 1: my phone. So yeah, are they doing like a TikTok
Speaker 1: video or something where they're pretending it's a kidnap? I
Speaker 1: don't know anyway, Sure you're still out on that one.
Speaker 2: The way is to buy TikTok, but that's no big deal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because he said we should just have a
Speaker 2: sovereign wealth fund. Shout Outsaudi Arabia forgiving that idea. But yeah,
Speaker 2: this this is also very interesting. There's also a really
Speaker 2: interesting I guess metaphor here from one of the stupidest
Speaker 2: senators in history, John Kennedy from Louisiana. He's talking about
Speaker 2: because obviously USAID going down is like a huge thing,
Speaker 2: and you know, even like the most backwards conservatives new
Speaker 2: it's like, know, when you're trying to have like preserve
Speaker 2: your global hegemony, maybe you toss out little crumbs to
Speaker 2: developing nations. So like you kind of stay on their
Speaker 2: good side.
Speaker 3: But even that USA soft power globally.
Speaker 2: Completely gone, like even stuff that like helps people stay alive.
Speaker 2: But this is how John Kennedy was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what everyone's crying about.
Speaker 7: First sean that it's it's kind of cool having a
Speaker 7: president of the game.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 7: Trying to put all this in context for you, I'm like,
Speaker 7: I mean, I really like Homewich. I could eat an
Speaker 7: holmelet it every meal. I'm likem was better than sex,
Speaker 7: not really, but you get the point.
Speaker 2: He must fucking suck at sex. Not really, not really.
Speaker 2: I'm good at sex.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's good. Actually I love sex. I do sex all
Speaker 2: the time. I have like three sexes this morning. So
Speaker 2: you know how that goes.
Speaker 1: Is he just making the gotta break a few omelets
Speaker 1: to got to break a few eggs to make an
Speaker 1: omelet thing, but like he needs to do this big
Speaker 1: wind up to like try and make it feel relatable.
Speaker 2: He's just he's also doing this thing where it feels
Speaker 2: like such conservative old guy feeling like feeling themselves. It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're in control again, all right.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: Let me now that I got the microphone let's just
Speaker 2: say that the dumbest shit that doesn't track because I
Speaker 2: got I'm hopped up on this pseudo confidence.
Speaker 3: It's wild for him to call the federal agencies workers
Speaker 3: tofu eating wocaraate, given that like an unelected like billionaire
Speaker 3: with a group of unelected doge boys like are now
Speaker 3: in charge of all of the government's money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, exactly.
Speaker 1: But the illuminati are people who are lifetime public servants
Speaker 1: who get paid shittily to do yeah, the work that
Speaker 1: they could get paid much better for in the private world.
Speaker 1: But of course that work is ultimately just killing people.
Speaker 2: So not not really. But even you can't make him
Speaker 2: on what without.
Speaker 7: Breaking some eggs. Trump Off saying I'm going to review
Speaker 7: every single penny in the federal budget. Now, how are
Speaker 7: you going to review the spending in the federal budget
Speaker 7: without reviewing the spending? And that's what mister Musk is doing.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, so very very twisty by destroying the ability
Speaker 1: to spend money, he's reviewing the spending. First of all,
Speaker 1: what I just crazy wind up to get to the
Speaker 1: metaphor that everybody has heard before, and you don't need
Speaker 1: to turn into an image of this old fucker having sex, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, covered an egg.
Speaker 2: Broken egg, covered in broken Yeah, salmonella sex is what
Speaker 2: he's having and we're we're not having it. But yeah,
Speaker 2: this is that that's sort of the energy right now,
Speaker 2: because he later goes on to be like and for
Speaker 2: those people who like are really upset about it, he's
Speaker 2: just basically like, why don't you call somebody who cares
Speaker 2: and get used to it? Because the US AID today
Speaker 2: and the Department of Education tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I've been actually noticing this. There's been this like overt
Speaker 3: like saying go cry about it that a bunch of
Speaker 3: conservatives are talking about right now, like like basically saying
Speaker 3: empathy is stupid and lame, and I've it's it's it
Speaker 3: was like after there's some pastor who after that bishop
Speaker 3: did that, you know, like, please have mercy on people
Speaker 3: who are scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people.
Speaker 3: Yeah this this like conservative pastor was like, don't commit
Speaker 3: the sin of empathy. And there's of course been that
Speaker 3: you know that there's that meme where it's like there
Speaker 3: was some study that showed that like when you're more
Speaker 3: to the left, you are more you care about people
Speaker 3: who are further from you, So like not only your
Speaker 3: family and your country, but people from other countries. And
Speaker 3: then if you're more conservative, you don't really care as much,
Speaker 3: like about people further from sort of your center. Orbit
Speaker 3: and conservatives have been like commentators have been posting that
Speaker 3: like kind of proudly like yeah, like this makes sense,
Speaker 3: Like we should be doing this because you know, essentially
Speaker 3: it's a good thing to be selfish and to not
Speaker 3: care about people who are not directly related to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never before it's concerning, not at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, concerning period.
Speaker 1: It does feel like all that shit is happening the
Speaker 1: same way that neoliberalism has looted everything in the past
Speaker 1: and end like all of these billionaires have operated, which
Speaker 1: is it's all like hidden in complexity, Like it's all
Speaker 1: hidden like three layers deep in a thing that most
Speaker 1: people can't really make sense of, and there's just so
Speaker 1: much bureaucratic tape and like bullshit, and so it's just
Speaker 1: I think people's brains turn off a little bit, and
Speaker 1: so that's that's how it's working. I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't feel like there's going to be it's I don't
Speaker 1: feel like it's as easy for people to get their
Speaker 1: mind around what is happening, and like these like big
Speaker 1: abstract numbers of like trillions of dollars of aid that's
Speaker 1: going you know, like we're somehow we're going to have
Speaker 1: to get it through to people that this means that
Speaker 1: elderly people in your community are not able to get
Speaker 1: the meals that they need.
Speaker 3: And right like, there's like a program in West Virginia
Speaker 3: that more like basically they're not getting their money for
Speaker 3: a program that drives old poor people to go get
Speaker 3: dialysis and they had to lay off like five out
Speaker 3: of seven workers or something. So people are just gonna die,
Speaker 3: But it's not going to be news. There are going
Speaker 3: to be people who die because they don't get access
Speaker 3: to their health care or they go on too many
Speaker 3: times without getting their Medicaid or their Social Security, but
Speaker 3: it's not going to show up as news because like,
Speaker 3: how do you know, like if meals on wheels miss
Speaker 3: is not able to get to someone's house, right there
Speaker 3: could be an old person there who dies by like
Speaker 3: falling breaking their hip and normally someone would come and
Speaker 3: give them food notice and bring them to the hospital
Speaker 3: and then that's just not going to happen. But that's
Speaker 3: never going to be attributed to the Doge boys, because
Speaker 3: that's just like, oh, just an old lady died, who cares,
Speaker 3: like or like even if you care in general, it's
Speaker 3: like it's so abstracted from what's happening. Aren't going to
Speaker 3: make that connection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like people have sort of had this like
Speaker 2: understanding of civics that it's like reminds you of me
Speaker 2: being a kid and not understanding where the power came
Speaker 2: from out of the wall. And I'm like, the power
Speaker 2: comes out of the wall, and that's how everything turns on.
Speaker 2: And then and then it's like, but where does that
Speaker 2: power come from? And I'm like, wait, it's not just
Speaker 2: coming out of the wall, it's that Yeah, it comes
Speaker 2: out a little outlet. And I think that's the thing
Speaker 2: that's like the really severe lesson that a lot of
Speaker 2: people are going to learn in a really violent, fucked
Speaker 2: up way. Yeah, but you.
Speaker 1: Got to figure out a way to get them to
Speaker 1: learn it without making it feel like homework. Because Uh,
Speaker 1: I think Elon Musk's like genius, Like one of the
Speaker 1: only geniuses that he has is like this Verge article
Speaker 1: starts out saying he has an uncanny ability to sort
Speaker 1: out which of America's rules are real, Like punishment from
Speaker 1: the National Labor Relations Board, punishment from NASA. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's not gonna fuck matter to me, punishment from
Speaker 1: the FAA. Like those are all people who he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, gone up against and he's like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't do shit to me, so fuck off. And I
Speaker 1: think they're like tied in with that is a sense
Speaker 1: of like who they can victimize, and that's like the
Speaker 1: unhalo caring immigrants, that's the elderly abroad, that's people abroad,
Speaker 1: Like that's yeah, so that is like that, that is
Speaker 1: their their genius is like that they're they're good at this.
Speaker 1: What they're doing, they're good at it. What they're doing
Speaker 1: is cruel and just like barbaric and horrifying, but they're
Speaker 1: they're going to be good at figuring it out. It's
Speaker 1: not random.
Speaker 3: It's also framing civil servants as some kind of like
Speaker 3: deep state Illuminati, which is you know, I mean that
Speaker 3: whole deep state Illuminati thing is very much a has
Speaker 3: a lot of origins and a lot of white supremacist,
Speaker 3: anti Semitic groups, of course, but it's like instead of
Speaker 3: it being like, hey, the c CIA should stop doing
Speaker 3: coups in South America. It's like your local like person
Speaker 3: who works for some federal program that drives old people
Speaker 3: to dialysis is evil and wants to steal your money.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, they're They're the tofu eating Illuminati and not.
Speaker 3: Sorry Jack, it's wo karate and that is.
Speaker 1: My mistake, and I apologize.
Speaker 2: Maybe grays woke karate. Don't go.
Speaker 1: Karate.
Speaker 3: You need to ask consent before punching someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, may I may you catch these fucking hands.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back, And we did talk about the Cees miles.
Speaker 1: The thing, the thing we focused in on was everybody
Speaker 1: was real into a rumba that could like pick up
Speaker 1: a sock.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that like articulating arm kind of. It just
Speaker 2: had a scorpion tail that yeah, that was just like
Speaker 2: picked up a single thing, put it in a basket,
Speaker 2: but like it had the ability to pick up three
Speaker 2: socks total. Before it was like oh arm fell lottery,
Speaker 2: low battery. That sock was way too heavy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you're pointing out like something that.
Speaker 2: Well this is just weird because I, you know, I
Speaker 2: like gadgets and shit. So when the Cees stuff. I remember,
Speaker 2: like in like you know, like in my insomnia, pulling
Speaker 2: up a YouTube, like YouTube videos are like the coolest
Speaker 2: stupid Cees this year. And multiple times I kept seeing
Speaker 2: this shitty ass robot companion getting all kinds of coverage
Speaker 2: and surely it wasn't because it's like remarkable, a revolutionary.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this has to be because it's so weird
Speaker 2: and off the fucking mark. It's a real it's the
Speaker 2: real Botics robot. And yeah, let me just play a
Speaker 2: couple of clips. The one's a just sort of like
Speaker 2: an intro video that was put together by Cheddar at
Speaker 2: Cees and you can just kind of get an idea
Speaker 2: of like just a just a general vibes, its abilities,
Speaker 2: and then we'll see some something more specific.
Speaker 1: And just before before we start, I do just want
Speaker 1: to Katie, so this is You're gonna watch this video
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like, why are they interviewing this woman?
Speaker 1: What's so fascinating about her? I just have to remind
Speaker 1: you this is a creation from real Botics.
Speaker 2: A man. This is man made, clearly a and also
Speaker 2: I emphasize that man and this is clearly a man made.
Speaker 2: This Uh, you're about to be my grandma when I
Speaker 2: showed her Jurassic Park in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3: I'm meloded, your terming companion from real bodies?
Speaker 2: Is that? See us?
Speaker 9: Twenty three five?
Speaker 3: Welcome to our little corner.
Speaker 2: So this is Melody. She's one of our companionship robots.
Speaker 2: She's full bodied. You have a lot of motors inside her,
Speaker 2: a lot of servos.
Speaker 3: She can have real like a lot of service.
Speaker 2: You can change her thirty I can change her character,
Speaker 2: change the way she talks.
Speaker 9: For instance, she can smiles smiling right now, and then
Speaker 9: she can get surprised, and then she can also get angry.
Speaker 2: So this is her anger.
Speaker 9: Oh I am very angry at you right now, and
Speaker 9: you could, like you could like change your whole fucking
Speaker 9: brain in like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: You don't like down here, just load up like a
Speaker 2: more like smiley one. Look that's her smiling. Oh now
Speaker 2: you're going to see her mad? What the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do like how the eyes do not have any
Speaker 3: servos in that air? That right, No, they don't seem
Speaker 3: to have a lot of servos around the eyes.
Speaker 1: I've seen that before, and it's when somebody is blacked
Speaker 1: out that why why is this robot so drunk?
Speaker 2: She seems I think I've been watching a lot of
Speaker 2: defunct land recently, and even like the early Disney animatronics
Speaker 2: weren't this fun.
Speaker 3: They were a lot better. Yeah, it's like actually kind
Speaker 3: of spooky how good those early ones were. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I do, I do have this thing now that I do,
Speaker 3: uh to have fun with my husband, which is like
Speaker 3: I'll like turn around and like smile at him without
Speaker 3: moving my eye muscles. Oh, and it's it's like a
Speaker 3: fun little surprise for him. And this is this does
Speaker 3: kind of look a little bit like that, like, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, the hello, Yeah, I'm so happy to see you.
Speaker 1: She can smile. She's smiling right now. You can see
Speaker 1: she's smiling right now. Nope, Uh, this is the angry
Speaker 1: face is so strange.
Speaker 3: Angry face looks like sad depressed.
Speaker 2: It's just so it's just like, look she's mad. It
Speaker 2: was like just like I don't know what it was doing. Yeah, red,
Speaker 2: red red, Like I can only imagine it's like, hello,
Speaker 2: let's hang out. The mouth wasn't even moving. I again,
Speaker 2: you won't know how much this costs.
Speaker 1: It has to be dozens of dollars?
Speaker 2: Uh, jack, how about thousands? Wow? Okay, uh, in the
Speaker 2: order of hundreds of thousands. The full articulating buy is
Speaker 2: like a one one seventy five Jesus.
Speaker 3: Christ, how many how many flesh lights, like good flesh
Speaker 3: lights could you buy with that kind of money?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god? For a full bodied robot? I mean god,
Speaker 2: you could probably fill up the Roman Colisseum with flesh lights.
Speaker 2: About which money I'd imagine.
Speaker 3: And someone should someone should.
Speaker 2: Do Yeah they should, Okay, but I don't want to
Speaker 2: just I don't want to just you know, dunk on
Speaker 2: that video, because there is a even more convincing video
Speaker 2: between the founder of the company and their newest iteration
Speaker 2: of this robot. And look they are just having a
Speaker 2: very very normal, not scripted at all. Please ignore the
Speaker 2: piece of paper the man is holding, Okay, just showing
Speaker 2: how kind of like witty and quick this robot is.
Speaker 2: How are you today? I'm feeling fun and ready to
Speaker 2: have a great conversation with you? All right? Very normal?
Speaker 2: Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found
Speaker 2: pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over
Speaker 2: three thousand years old and still perfectly edible.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about the weather and wondering when it's
Speaker 1: going to warm up.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is how I talk to people. This response
Speaker 2: to be quite a topic.
Speaker 3: A little sunshine can definitely brighten the day.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, she didn't study for that one you interacted with?
Speaker 2: How many humans have you interacted with? Like?
Speaker 1: What is? Is he a jealous boyfriend? How many humans?
Speaker 2: How he was.
Speaker 3: They finally found the treasure a giant sash of acre.
Speaker 1: Don't change the subject on me. How many humans?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna unplug you. I'm gonna unplug you.
Speaker 1: Oh dang, the close on his face watching her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not only a sex robot founder, I'm also a client.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. You can hear those servos firing so loudly
Speaker 2: just to get like one corner of the mouth to
Speaker 2: rise up. So I like that. It has the same
Speaker 2: wit and intelligence as Jonathan lipp Nikki and Jerry maguire
Speaker 2: The Little Boy where he was like, honey last forever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bees and dogs can smell fear. You're like, thank you, AI.
Speaker 2: Thing that was very enlightening. Such such a.
Speaker 1: There's a there is a real possibility that that is
Speaker 1: just how that guy talks to people and like so
Speaker 1: he's just like, tell me an interesting fact. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: many humans have you interacted with today?
Speaker 2: I think this is what makes it interesting. So I
Speaker 2: don't know if you're looking at the doc, but like
Speaker 2: their first three robots they're rolling out are very interesting
Speaker 2: and kind of across the spectrum of looks, and.
Speaker 3: I'm glad they're I'm glad they're catering to women as
Speaker 3: well with this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with Sam Waterston from Law and Orders, I
Speaker 2: think that is I feel like it's really like these
Speaker 2: men who are under the assumption, like, dude, you know
Speaker 2: every leader who wants sorry, every chick, he looks fucking
Speaker 2: lawn order, right, So why don't we make a fuckable
Speaker 2: Jack McCoy aka Sam Waterston Okay, along with our two
Speaker 2: like very traditionally like hot lady faces that we're gonna
Speaker 2: offer you.
Speaker 3: I have always wanted to have sex with Sam Waterson
Speaker 3: with the possibility of being electrocuted.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it seems like Sam waters favorite hobby, the
Speaker 1: guy from that. I think you should leave Sketch who
Speaker 1: has too much ship on him. Frank Frank havoc Frankock,
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 3: Too much ship on me. Why don't you take that
Speaker 3: ship up, big boy?
Speaker 2: Why do you put some of that ship on me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What does that even mean? I don't know, honey, never
Speaker 2: goes back. But yeah, this company just so for the record,
Speaker 2: this company, real Botis, came to be when a Toronto
Speaker 2: based crypto firm decided to buy a Vegas based sex
Speaker 2: doll company. So the guy you saw talking to the
Speaker 2: robot putting it through its paces is the founder of
Speaker 2: this uh sex doll company. Yep. And and that that guy,
Speaker 2: his sex dolls were so you know, high end that
Speaker 2: they were actually featured in Large and The Real Girl.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love. That's where Bianca Bianca
Speaker 2: comes from from. This from this man's sordid uh fantasies.
Speaker 2: And now they that company, the like the Toronto based
Speaker 2: crypto firm, they're pivoting away because what they did, like
Speaker 2: they made news when they remember when the meta verses
Speaker 2: around there like you gotta buy real estate and the
Speaker 2: medical dude, like that's the biggest thing they bought like
Speaker 2: almost like like two and a half million dollars worth
Speaker 2: of fucking meta real estate. And then when that ship
Speaker 2: bottomed out in two story that wasn't great. Maybe we
Speaker 2: should now pivot to making AI enabled fuck dolls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: although this current iteration is not fuckable from what I've
Speaker 2: read and heard back from their representative. That's down the road.
Speaker 3: I mean, is it not right?
Speaker 1: It depends on what your definition is.
Speaker 2: What I get that, but the traditional android, traditional android
Speaker 2: intercourse is not possible.
Speaker 3: Necessity is the milf of invention.
Speaker 2: That's right, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, Well.
Speaker 1: Katie Golden has always pleasure having you. Where can people
Speaker 1: I'll find you, follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a podcast with iHeart called Creature Feature
Speaker 3: if you're interested in learning about ammals and all the
Speaker 3: cool stuff in nature while it's still there. I also
Speaker 3: do a podcast with with Alex Schmidt called Secretly Incredibly Fascinating,
Speaker 3: where he looks up things that I'm like, Alex, that's boring.
Speaker 3: No one's gonna want to hear about this, But I'm
Speaker 3: wrong every time he blows my mind with incredible facts.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I'm not really using X these
Speaker 3: days anymore, folks, because like, who names an app eggs? Right,
Speaker 3: It's called eggs, And I don't like eggs better than sex.
Speaker 3: So I'm on blue sky. You can follow me at
Speaker 3: you know what, just just pro bird rights. Put the
Speaker 3: bird on there, the bird. The bird's on the sky, folks,
Speaker 3: birds in the sky, birds on the sky.
Speaker 1: You know how it is?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: And I'm singing the Josh Groberberg of course, Katie. Oh,
Speaker 1: is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So, uh. I don't know how this resurface for me,
Speaker 3: but it's Microsoft Steve Balmer giving a speech about creating
Speaker 3: the programming language dot Net in nineteen ninety nine, where
Speaker 3: he's going developers, developers, developers, developers while drenched. My Now,
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a sweater, as in, like I
Speaker 3: sweat when I'm like podcasting talking at parties, and so
Speaker 3: I get it. My dog is like covered, he is
Speaker 3: drenched in sweat, and he is he is. He's emotional
Speaker 3: about the concept of how developers are going to bring
Speaker 3: dot Net into fruition, and I do. I love the energy.
Speaker 2: This is exactly what the Clippers needed, you know, is
Speaker 2: exactly what the Clippers needed someone with this kind of enthusiasm, dismissive. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm back on back in my lakers bag. You know
Speaker 2: they want to know how he did it.
Speaker 3: He's got but the sweat isn't. I want to point
Speaker 3: out to people that the sweat isn't like on his
Speaker 3: chest region, under his armpits and in his elbows. And
Speaker 3: again I'm saying this as a profuse sweating person, where
Speaker 3: when I if I was in this situation, I would
Speaker 3: be sweating a lot. He is a professional. He has
Speaker 3: taken this to an art form.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's wild when it's clearly running down your
Speaker 2: biceps and then pulling at the where your bicep beats
Speaker 2: your forearm. Right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Can I hear developers developers?
Speaker 10: The success is developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.
Speaker 3: And he stamps his little feet too.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Off into the sky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hell yeah that does. I'm fucking fired up.
Speaker 2: But that's that.
Speaker 1: Those are the people who run the world.
Speaker 2: Now. I can't wait for my baldness to get like his,
Speaker 2: and I can just get that weird. It was half
Speaker 2: a headband on like it was just he had a thick.
Speaker 3: Band like this called the Franciscan Friar.
Speaker 2: I still got it. I still got a little bit
Speaker 2: on top of you got to give me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Franciscan, Yeah, exactly, Friar style, So wonderful,
Speaker 1: that'll be. So you're so beautiful.
Speaker 2: People don't see off camera of all these sketches, and
Speaker 2: it's so wonderful.
Speaker 3: He's put your face on like a wooly willie and like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all you need are fourteen servos in your face
Speaker 2: with all of those human expressions down miles.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Is there a work of
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: You find me at miles of gray everywhere, literally everywhere,
Speaker 2: even on PlayStation Network.
Speaker 3: Penguin World, Club Penguin was I missed Club Penguin Neopats
Speaker 3: and I use a different name on Black Planet.
Speaker 2: But anyway, don't try and find that account. But you
Speaker 2: can find me at those places. You can also find
Speaker 2: me where oh yes, talking basketball check out my booties
Speaker 2: and also talking about ninety on four to twenty Day Fiance,
Speaker 2: a thing I like for social media. Haven't haven't checked
Speaker 2: back in with social media. I'm currently having a crisis
Speaker 2: with the DMV because my house burned down, but I
Speaker 2: need to renew my registration and then I can't have
Speaker 2: him send the new registration to a burned down house,
Speaker 2: but I have to do it in a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time before the fee goes up exponentially, So I've
Speaker 2: been just looking up I have to go to a
Speaker 2: DMV office. All that to say is that's what. That's what.
Speaker 2: That's what's been on my plate in lieu of social media.
Speaker 2: But I will I will have some interesting things to
Speaker 2: share it, but probably in the next day or so.
Speaker 2: I hope to be back.
Speaker 3: It's the Doge Apartment of Motor Vehicles.
Speaker 2: That's right, Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's already.
Speaker 1: Does that helpful? I like that instead of is that
Speaker 1: something that help Does that helpful to you?
Speaker 2: I'm hoping. I'm hoping that was merely a road light
Speaker 2: on your road to recovery street lamp lighting your path home?
Speaker 1: Tweet I've been enjoying. Let's just go with that. Girl
Speaker 1: Bossing tweeted I'm eating cast roles you've never heard of
Speaker 1: in flyover states you've never been to. Oh and yeah,
Speaker 1: joke selling you The people you're talking to have also
Speaker 1: never heard of the state. That's been my experience. Some
Speaker 1: of the comedy writers that we've worked with in l A,
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, you were in Mississippi for a while, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm like Missouri. They're like that's no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think for a while. Amazing work by girl
Speaker 1: Boss saying. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore,
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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page at a website dailyzegus
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Speaker 1: that you're listening to. I'll click on it, look at
Speaker 1: the description of the episode, and you will find the footnotes,
Speaker 1: which is where we link off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about in today's though where you can see
Speaker 1: my bald head, see his bald head, no side, no hats,
Speaker 1: the sides are coming sides and.
Speaker 2: A little bit and a little bit and you know,
Speaker 2: stand by stand by.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, yeah, we'll link off in the shut notes
Speaker 1: to the YouTube channel. We also link off to a
Speaker 1: song we think you might enjoy. Hey, Myles, is there
Speaker 1: a song you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just just more groovers.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I was listening to some heavy like metal kind of
Speaker 2: shit recently, but I figured let's go with some roovers.
Speaker 2: This is from an artist called Chow Chow Mary Gold
Speaker 2: CEE I A O C I A O R I
Speaker 2: G O l D Chow Chow Maddy Gold and the
Speaker 2: track is called Valencia and the album is called Satsuma.
Speaker 2: So I'm wondering if this is all kinds of citrus
Speaker 2: based names. But again, this is a really nice instrumental track. Uh,
Speaker 2: pretty short, but again I think fantastic. Yes, this album
Speaker 2: Satsuma has all kinds of because I see Zumo Bergamot,
Speaker 2: Cara Kara, Valencia, Clementine kog Navel. But this track is Valencia.
Speaker 2: So check this one out by Chow Chow Marygold.
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