WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Sharing Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you found it the Second Date podcast. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>four heads a little salty, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And subscribe. We got a brand new Awkward Tuesday folks

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<v Speaker 1>all for you today. And I know this one struck

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<v Speaker 1>a chord with Jeffrey because it has to do with

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<v Speaker 1>an overbearing mother. Oh my god, there is no mother

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<v Speaker 1>more overbearing than Yeah. But before we get to that,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see some comments here. What do you gotta lot? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Hallie Cruz said, Hey, guys, I'm a dog groomer and

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to you guys every day. It helps me

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<v Speaker 3>You.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, does our show calm the dogs down

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<v Speaker 2>or make them like Nippy? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally hoop. She's the dog, you know, she just gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we go, all right, let's get this second. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>Awkward Tuesday, that's what we're doing. It starts right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Some mothers can be a little overbearing. Oh yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe when you turn twenty one, they set up a

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<v Speaker 2>secret j date profile to find you a nice Jewish

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<v Speaker 2>wife without telling you about it, And next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly you're getting DMS from some yenta. It's the synagogue

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<v Speaker 2>trying to send you unsolicited mondol bread and a ziplock

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<v Speaker 2>of her homemade rugela when you never asked for help

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<v Speaker 2>in the first place. Yeah, yeah, that's traffic.

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<v Speaker 4>Is good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, he took it anyway. One of our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>came across a mother that was just like that, and

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<v Speaker 2>what was said to her is either going to be

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest misunderstanding ever or the most awkward roommate conversation

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<v Speaker 2>of all time. Oh no, you're gonna hear it in

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<v Speaker 2>your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. There's certain events

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<v Speaker 2>that always seem to create drama. Yeah, where guaranteed by

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<v Speaker 2>the end, somebody is probably going to be crying in

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<v Speaker 2>a bathroom or fistfighting out in the parking lot. We're

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<v Speaker 2>talking bachelor bachelorette parties, Thanksgiving dinners, and of course brooks

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<v Speaker 2>out of wedlock baby showers. Wait, what always somebody's crying

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of those people Yeah, sure, but you

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<v Speaker 2>don't normally expect to find drama while attending your parents

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<v Speaker 2>work event.

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<v Speaker 4>WHOA, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently not, because that's what happened to one of

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<v Speaker 2>our listeners, Kayla, and now she needs our help with

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<v Speaker 2>an awkward Tuesday phone call. Kayla, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I can't wait to hear if you're

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<v Speaker 1>the starter of the drama, if it's somebody else's why

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<v Speaker 1>did you go in the first place? A question?

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. The fact that you even still talk to

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<v Speaker 2>your parents, that's just impressive. But tell us what is

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<v Speaker 2>this work event that you wound up that somehow?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so recently I went to a work event that

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<v Speaker 5>my dad's company was throwing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, did your dad own the company? Sorry, maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>reading that wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, my dad owns the company.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, yes, and you can't be part of it

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<v Speaker 1>and have nepotism if you're not.

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<v Speaker 5>There, I'm expected to go. So they have this big,

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<v Speaker 5>like family day picnic for the whole company.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I mean it's cute, cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm there with my parents and they're talking with

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<v Speaker 5>some of my dad's coworkers, and of course they do

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<v Speaker 5>it all old people do. They show each other of

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<v Speaker 5>their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean young parents do that too, but fine, Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>once you reach a certain age, once you have kids,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to show them off?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, if you're proud of them. Sure not everybody is, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So they're showing pictures of kids.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And there was this one woman there and she's

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<v Speaker 5>showing me a picture of her son, and she's saying, Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>he's so cute, right, and he's your age and single

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<v Speaker 5>if you're interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Parents love to do that and always it took everything

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<v Speaker 5>in my power not to react because I recognized him. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Well her son has been dating my roommate for over

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<v Speaker 5>a year now.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>About her? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is she trying to set him up? If he's

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<v Speaker 1>in a committed relationship.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, so, like I kind of hinted to

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<v Speaker 5>her like, oh wow, like he's really handsome. It's hard

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<v Speaker 5>to imagine no girl has snatched him up.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 5>And the woman says to me, well, he was in

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<v Speaker 5>a relationship, but he broke up with her six months ago.

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<v Speaker 5>So what Like, clearly he's been telling his parents something,

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<v Speaker 5>but he's been lying to them. He's been telling them

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<v Speaker 5>something that's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're sure he's dating your roommate like he's been

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<v Speaker 1>over in the passage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, that's actually a good question.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, Okay, he's my roommate, Like I know what he

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<v Speaker 5>looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>Any hold on, not to like defend this guy, but

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<v Speaker 2>I have overbearing parents, and I definitely don't tell them

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<v Speaker 2>everything about my.

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<v Speaker 1>Personal can tell them anything. I don't tell my mom

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm dating someone till it's like years in Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I actually introduced him on the second date.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god. Yeah, especially not with my dating life. So

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<v Speaker 2>he will have a reason for keeping that information from

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<v Speaker 2>his parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think Jeff might be honot something because

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<v Speaker 1>it could also be what if the mom hated your

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<v Speaker 1>roommate and so he just lied and said, oh, we

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<v Speaker 1>broke up, so we didn't have to hear her complain anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she seem like a hateful woman when you were

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<v Speaker 2>talking to her?

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, she seemed totally nice in her She's obviously

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<v Speaker 5>trying to set up her son.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is the keystone mark of a hateful person

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<v Speaker 2>to love life Jeff issues speaking her personal experience here,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, yeah, maybe she hates her son.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, so did you tell your roommate about this?

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<v Speaker 5>Not yet. I got his number from her phone, and

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like I need to talk to him first

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<v Speaker 5>and be like, why do your parents think that you're

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<v Speaker 5>single right now? Like what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>And you didn't bring it up to his mother?

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<v Speaker 5>No, because like, again I don't know what's going on,

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<v Speaker 5>but I feel like everybody should be on the same page.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm putting this really awkward position of knowing but

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<v Speaker 5>not knowing what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a weird position.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's your relationship like with your roommate's boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like, we don't hang out a lot, but

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<v Speaker 5>he's at our place obviously, so I see him and

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<v Speaker 5>we've had some good times together, but obviously this is

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<v Speaker 5>just a really like sticky situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, And so the advice that you're looking to

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<v Speaker 2>get before you make your call to the boyfriend, it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like, what what are you wanting to hear from us?

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<v Speaker 5>I guess, like, how do I confront him being like,

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<v Speaker 5>your mom told me that you said you were single,

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<v Speaker 5>but I know you're dating my roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that does come across as a little

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<v Speaker 1>accusatory right off of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, you kind of just want to put him

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<v Speaker 2>on the spot and see what he has to say,

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<v Speaker 2>how he defends himself.

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<v Speaker 5>Well exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounded a little harsh. Yeah, yeah, but you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, put him on a pedestal and we'll put

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<v Speaker 2>him somewhere.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna do something.

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<v Speaker 2>We're do something with it. Before first, we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>give you our advice though, right, if we come back

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<v Speaker 2>and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out what's really going on with your roommate's boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>after this, hold on, it's awkward, it's Tuesday. It's awkward

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<v Speaker 2>Tuesday phone call. As a woman, I imagine it would

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<v Speaker 2>be the ultimate compliment when an older lady comes up

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<v Speaker 2>to you in public and says, Hey, you seem nice

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<v Speaker 2>and desperate enough to date my single son. How about it? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that happened to you all.

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<v Speaker 1>The time, broke it, didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't seem nice enough.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think I've ever been nice enough for

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's son. But I'll just tell you the only reason

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's a compliment is because everyone that

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<v Speaker 1>my mom has ever thought was cute was Yeah, it's unlike,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need to lead with personality. Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's the situation that one of our listeners, Kayla,

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<v Speaker 2>found herself in recently, and it would have been flattering,

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<v Speaker 2>except she knew the guy from the photo that the

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<v Speaker 2>lady was showing her. Yeah, it's a guy who's currently

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<v Speaker 2>dating her room mate and has been for over a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're like in a real relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>But just get smaller. The mom's told her, No, he's

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<v Speaker 2>single and he has been for months. Yeah, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>a giant red flag because obviously he's not. And she

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<v Speaker 2>never told the mom that day about it, never brought

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<v Speaker 2>it up to her roommate either. Instead, she's turned to

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<v Speaker 2>the most trusted source on the entire planet, a radio

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<v Speaker 2>show named Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning to help her.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we just applaud her to for not blowing things

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<v Speaker 1>out of proportion before she gets an answer from the

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend like that right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, what is that true?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hopefully we have some decent advice for you. Brooke,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have anything to.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, this is what you need to do. When

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<v Speaker 1>you call him. You be like, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>have the funniest story to tell you. I ran into

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<v Speaker 1>your mom and she tried to set me up on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you know what I'm saying. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I just feel so awkward, like and I've never really

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<v Speaker 5>talked to him on the phone before, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're like Alexis, phone calls are hard.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think there's some merit to that. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>really nice to him, it'll make him put his guard down.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm definitely gonna be nice. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't even know that he's in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>That I think he's in the wrong already, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's just scared of silence, like Alexis would be.

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<v Speaker 1>On the.

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<v Speaker 2>You need the silence because then it forces him to

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<v Speaker 2>talk embrace the silence, and if all else fails, threatened

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<v Speaker 2>to release his nude photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Against the laws.

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<v Speaker 2>Last resort is what I'm saying. But I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>dial this guy's number. Have we even learned his name yet?

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<v Speaker 4>His name to Aaron?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, scumbag Aaron potentially scum back, yes, thank you, alleged.

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<v Speaker 1>Potentially he's actually a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>We think all of them. Okay, here we go. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to dial it and we're going to step away.

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<v Speaker 2>Let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. Will jump

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<v Speaker 2>in if you feel like you need a help. Okay, Kayla, Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>got this.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hey Aaron, this is Kayla. How are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hey Caylen, What's what's up? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>I just something kind of funny happened the other day,

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<v Speaker 5>and I just I just wanted to ask you about it.

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<v Speaker 5>If that's okay, Do you have a minute?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Yeah? Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean it's it's kind of odd for you to

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<v Speaker 6>call me out of the blue.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know, I know. I normally just like to

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<v Speaker 5>see you, but I just I had to ask you something,

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<v Speaker 5>uh privately, So but yeah, if you just if you

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<v Speaker 5>have a minute, Can I just ask you something real fast?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, sure, what what's the what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So the other day, my dad's company had had

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<v Speaker 5>a party and I ended up seeing your mom there

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<v Speaker 5>and she showed me a photo of your and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>my son is single, which was just really weird because

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<v Speaker 5>I know you've been obviously with my roommate. So I

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<v Speaker 5>just wanted to like ask what was going on, Like

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<v Speaker 5>does your mom think that you're single? Or is that

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<v Speaker 5>just like a mistake or something.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is really funny you even asked that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>my mom found out she was going to your parents' party, right,

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, another daughter. She's really cute, and

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<v Speaker 4>my mom she's like, well you should date her. I

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<v Speaker 4>mean she's better than who you're dating.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well obviously that's not true, but okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Well I mean it is true. But anyways, I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>that would be weird. Yeah, and she so, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>well you've met my mom.

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<v Speaker 6>She's like, let me try, let me try, let me

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<v Speaker 6>I'll talk to.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me try. And I'm like it's not the worst idea, right,

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<v Speaker 4>So I was like, okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, wait, so hold on, I'm trying to wrap my

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<v Speaker 5>brain around this. You are with my roommates, but you

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<v Speaker 5>told your mom it was fine to tell me you

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<v Speaker 5>were single.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and my mom was. She's all about this. She's like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh yeah, a lot of ceols. And you know you've

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<v Speaker 4>met my mom.

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<v Speaker 6>She's very yeah, so she Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I'm just I'm having trouble understanding.

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<v Speaker 4>Why come on? I mean, is it really that crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>What is what crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you and me?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, that's not so crazy, right, are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Listen? Now that you serious?

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<v Speaker 5>Right now? Yeah? I mean, what do you what do

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<v Speaker 5>you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>What do I think? You're with my roommates temporarily? I mean, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>it could be you and me. I mean, we we

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<v Speaker 4>get along and then and you're not as messy as her.

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<v Speaker 6>And you know, listen, your your lease is up in

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<v Speaker 6>three months, and I figured, well, you could just move out,

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<v Speaker 6>get your own place, and then we can start dating

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<v Speaker 6>on the you know, on the down low.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you have it all planned.

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<v Speaker 1>Out so creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry I hit the awkward before I heard her. I

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<v Speaker 2>should have given her a chance.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Alexis You're right? He is a good He's a cheater.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't see that coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a good feeling about Yeah, I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to cheat.

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<v Speaker 4>You're here? What is going on with.

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<v Speaker 1>Us?

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<v Speaker 2>Oops? So guescats out of the bag. You're on the

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<v Speaker 2>radio right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning. What no, no, no, no, no, yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no no you got you guys need no no, you

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<v Speaker 2>guys need to delete this really well.

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<v Speaker 1>Delete it and send it to your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, why would you guys do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Cam?

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not it's not her fault. You know, your your words,

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<v Speaker 1>your actions.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just asking the.

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<v Speaker 5>Question, I mean, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>This ridiculous on the radio like this?

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<v Speaker 1>You are the most upset innocent person.

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever That's a great stage. Clearly, Aaron, you're aware

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<v Speaker 2>that this breaks some social rules here. Otherwise you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be as upset as you are right now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I mean, the cat's out on the bag.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure, I can't it, but you can't blame a guy

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<v Speaker 6>for trying.

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<v Speaker 1>And how Hilary you were about it, how like you

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<v Speaker 1>just thought she was going to go along with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you ever think that.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't my idea. It was my mom's ideas.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, Oh, I thought about it, and I thought, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually they do say mothers know best. Yeah, hey, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>you should cheat on your girlfriend if mom is telling

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<v Speaker 2>me to. Okay, But I don't know, Kayla, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you thinking now that you're hearing all this.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking that this is absolutely disgusting and I'm absolutely

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<v Speaker 5>gonna wait.

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<v Speaker 1>So you never thought about you and him together?

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<v Speaker 4>We get along great?

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<v Speaker 1>I was a joke, Karin, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if she was attracted you in any way, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure her friendship means way more than some random dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. If you're not happy with your current girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>that's okay, but don't bounce over to the roommate is

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty feet away.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially before you've broken.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you could, but at least be single again.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't my idea.

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<v Speaker 4>My mom came up with this and I just went

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<v Speaker 4>with it.

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<v Speaker 3>O man with I mean you understand that, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because what every girl wants is a guy who can't

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<v Speaker 3>think for himself and only has his mom to lit

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<v Speaker 3>them fill.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there's hope. Okay, Well, it was definitely an awkward call.

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<v Speaker 2>But the good news is at least the truth did

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<v Speaker 2>come out spicier.

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<v Speaker 1>Than I thought. I did not think this. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that mom. I mean, the mom is obviously a whack

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<v Speaker 1>could do. But like I thought, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, take out in nineteen fifties and encyclopedia.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it used to you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm just so thankful for you guys helping me out,

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<v Speaker 5>because otherwise I would have thought he was innocent too.

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<v Speaker 2>It seemed like a misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to go get a bottle of wine to

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<v Speaker 1>bring home to your roommate tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>And have a good so that Karon and the roommate

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<v Speaker 2>can split it and have a nice evening just the

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<v Speaker 2>two of them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a party, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,