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Speaker 1: This is Cowboy Sam and this is Yeh John. And

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Speaker 1: we've last.

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Speaker 2: Showed in some amazing stories for y'all the Okay Storytime podcasts.

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Speaker 1: But before that we got a wrangle, a quick little

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Speaker 1: two minute out break from those bucking sponsors. We bucking

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Speaker 1: love so much they paid us the bucks to help

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Speaker 1: this show stay alive.

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Speaker 2: Redditors who have worked in a theme park, what's the

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Speaker 2: biggest adult tantrum you've witnessed? Oh, I hope it's not me,

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Speaker 2: Catalystic mind says. When I was in high school, I

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Speaker 2: was a face painter at a weekend festival involving a

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Speaker 2: blue colored train who has adventures and he guesses to

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Speaker 2: what that may be. Obviously, we were just doing little

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Speaker 2: trainings on kids cheeks. However, one child threw a huge

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Speaker 2: fit that he wanted his face to look just like

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Speaker 2: Thomas the tank Engine, which frankly looks really freaking creepy. However,

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Speaker 2: his dad insisted and paid extra cut to five minutes

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Speaker 2: after I spent fifteen minutes carefully painting this kid's face,

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Speaker 2: to have his psychotic mom go ballistic on me that

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Speaker 2: I've ruined her family's day and now her child looks.

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Speaker 1: Like a demon and he's just there with the face

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Speaker 1: paint on like that.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: I freaking love Thomas.

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Speaker 2: That is there a picture with us?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Thomas the tank engine? Well yes, but why does

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Speaker 1: to do battle? No, it's because the tank engine was

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Speaker 1: in reference to the boiler tank.

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad that you answered the question that no

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Speaker 2: one asked. Little history lesson for everyone. You're in case

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Speaker 1: You're a diesel, You're a diesel. Diesel, You're a diesel.

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Speaker 2: You don't know nothing about me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about Thomas. They're trying your diesel.

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Speaker 2: I was sixteen. It just sort of stared at her

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Speaker 2: in shock and horror while the guy running the tent

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the kids just like this is so cool. My

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Speaker 2: It's like, that's your take it up with your your

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Speaker 1: Also, like, what did she think it was a permanent tattoo?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wipe it off.

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Speaker 3: O oh man, oh oh oh no.

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Speaker 2: And also be out of the dad. The dad paid

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Speaker 1: Why yeah, let me pay you extra so I can

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Speaker 2: I can bring trauma to his mother.

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Speaker 4: And this episode is a little different. We are reading

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Speaker 4: wild themed park stories from a special redit thread and

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Speaker 4: from you guys. You guys have any insane park stories,

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Speaker 4: please please please put them in the chap below. I'm Riley,

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Speaker 4: I'm go ahead.

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Speaker 2: I'm on a roll today. I didn't know it got

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Speaker 2: to Dakota, but I'm Angie.

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Speaker 1: I'm Dakota. And here's the next story.

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Speaker 2: Them origin says worked on a ride that had a

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Speaker 2: This ride had flight simulators that were no joke. They

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Speaker 2: could go completely vertical and if the harness didn't hold

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Speaker 2: you correctly, you could have a less than ideal writing experience.

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Speaker 1: That's what I want.

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Speaker 2: I want dangers.

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Speaker 1: I want the experience of being ejected from my vehicle.

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Speaker 2: There was a woman and her child who tried to

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Speaker 2: come in. The child was too short. We explain this,

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Speaker 1: You're just standing there, and you're just in your own thoughts,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, spicy nuggets. God. This woman is still talking.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, so we call the manager on duty. She does

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care if my child is injured. You

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Speaker 2: Adults are far far worse than children, and amusement barks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: They know better. Yeah, I think it's fun. Lego Land

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Speaker 2: That's funny because too, like, no, I want the yellow Lego.

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Speaker 1: I need that one. No, just like a fifty year

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Speaker 4: Well, I went to that area and built some Legos

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Speaker 1: Maybe they just do it as like like how restaurants

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Speaker 1: It's like they kind of vibe. Check you on the

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Speaker 2: It'll be fine. But if we see this guy here

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Speaker 1: You see the guy who shows up in the you know,

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Speaker 2: Laura Sunderman says, I worked for the Mouse for twenty

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Speaker 1: We'll tell them why they can't get on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look into this little six year old's eyes and

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Speaker 1: You are too small and you will die.

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Speaker 1: You are too small, you will be crushed into pieces

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Speaker 2: Do you want to die? Or do you want to

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Speaker 4: Dakoda, you would I can see you working at a

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, no, I would never. I could see you

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Speaker 2: My son is not happy and it's your fault, right.

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Speaker 1: I feel that way with restaurants. People go there and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a good place.

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Speaker 1: Which one guys which one's work, which one's worse?

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Speaker 4: Working at a restaurant and can't eat the food or

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Speaker 1: The best part is getting like the free like the

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Speaker 2: I couldn't at because it was too expensive.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, we give you a fifteen percent discount of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like great, My meal was two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Not eating food at the restaurant or not riding rides

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Speaker 1: It's so bad.

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Speaker 2: But we have another bad story here at theme parks.

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Speaker 2: Ace Detective Squirrel says, Oh Lord, where do I start.

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Speaker 2: I worked at Disney several years ago. One job I

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Speaker 1: Just I mean, like, yeah, Pluto has to go back

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Speaker 2: And meanwhile, it's like one hundred degrees out and they've

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Speaker 1: The person inside sounds like a dog like Pluto because

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Speaker 2: one mother. We did allow make a wish kids to

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no way.

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Speaker 2: One time when I did this, the mother got very

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Speaker 2: you do not get to meet this character. Now what

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Speaker 2: Go go ahead and tell we need the Pooh that

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Speaker 4: Wish this kid had cancer so we didn't have to

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Speaker 4: stay in this GD line. Yeah, this fifteen minute line.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you were allowed to punch that parent

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Speaker 1: I think that's you know what you do, You get

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Speaker 2: That is absolutely insane. Yeah, there's so many things I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I used to skate, says My

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Speaker 1: Amazing place, yep, agreed. Not an amusement park though, amazing place.

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Speaker 2: My parents stopped to use the restroom and while they

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Speaker 2: We moved to the side and this girl, who couldn't

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Speaker 2: Bloody Mary trying to find her husband's slash boyfriend. She

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Speaker 2: This place is gonna be done when I'm through with you.

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Speaker 1: When I'm through with this place, it's gonna be nothing

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Speaker 1: We're gonna fill it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna find the manager of the Grand Canyon and

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna convince him to fill it back up with dirt.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna find enough dirt in the world and we're

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Speaker 2: gonna fill up the Grand Canyon because your squall, it's my.

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Speaker 1: Little child, that's right, and you're paying for it. I

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Speaker 2: Was Quintillian like hot dogs?

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Speaker 1: How many Quintillian hot dogs fit in the Grand Canyon?

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Speaker 1: Like a hundred something numbers that we didn't exist before

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Speaker 4: Let's play how many can fit into the Grand Canyon?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's interesting when you think about it, is

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Speaker 1: When you think about it?

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Speaker 2: So this woman storms off just as our parents were

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I'm gonna sue Earth.

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Speaker 4: I heard a crazy story that selfies are unliving people,

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Speaker 1: Wow. I had a really cool picture on the edge

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Speaker 1: I have a picture of me peeing off the Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 2: My brother has a picture of when he celebrated the

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Speaker 1: Fog and it's just him like, that's exactly what he did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get into check this out.

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Speaker 4: The funny story about me peeing off the Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I need to do this, but how

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Speaker 4: You know what was having at the exact moment where

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Speaker 2: So did you get a picture of you peeing on

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Speaker 4: Why did you really get a picture of it? But

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Speaker 1: And then the little man in the moon's voice comes

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Speaker 2: That guy peeing over there? No, that sounds like fun.

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Speaker 1: That gup. It was great. It was a long peach.

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Speaker 1: How much pee does it take to fill up the

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Speaker 2: Many gallons of milk?

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Speaker 1: It really is exactly how my brain worked. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: Okay, Billy time says Riley's ultimate ping outside of comb.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I would have to put your claim of peeing

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Speaker 2: We have more amusement park Coors stories though, deleted it says,

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Speaker 2: I worked as a lifeguard for a small water park

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Speaker 2: on the East Coast. The job sucked pay, it was horrible,

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Speaker 2: order to have insurance, the company that insured the water

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Speaker 2: any of the lifeguards would spot and rescue it in time. Now,

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Speaker 1: I just gotta can you imagine like they imployed like

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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh oops, It's like it's I chose

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm also thinking about, like all the people that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they lose all their business. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: The first time the insurance company did this, the lifeguard

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Speaker 2: while we were going through our retraining, and everyone got

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Speaker 2: When it got to my turn to place the dummy

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Speaker 1: That is amazing.

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Speaker 1: And that could happen. You know. I remember going to

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Speaker 2: That just makes me think of those like water slides

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Speaker 1: Oh, that would freak me out because I'd be like, man,

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Speaker 2: I'm not even thinking about making fun of you. I'm thinking,

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Speaker 2: how do you get out of there? Don't you just

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying they're gonna mock you. I'm saying

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see m acument because it's like like a clear.

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Speaker 1: Water beer muffs everybody. No, never mind, I won't say it.

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Speaker 1: I think Riley already said it. What I was going

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Speaker 1: speed of mock fk oh, oh, that's what you said,

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Speaker 1: I said, Mark five.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, Kimberly, Allie dicks a little army, says Riley, peeing

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Speaker 2: off the Grand Canyon. What if someone else at the bottom?

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Speaker 4: Riley not where I was being That was a long bottom,

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Speaker 2: How often are people at the very bottom of the

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Speaker 1: Not very often. But it's like takes a while to

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Speaker 2: So this sounds like a great idea. Right well, about

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Speaker 2: Instead of landing in the pool, this stummy goes head

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Speaker 2: just seen a kid fall about forty feet onto concrete

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Speaker 1: The part that's killing me right now is the thought

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Speaker 2: And then and then can you imagine it's like the

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Speaker 2: then open, I'm coming, I'm coming. You're just going down,

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Speaker 2: And then it's this wait, and then if this slide

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Speaker 2: After numerous complaints and threats of lawsuits caused by the

442
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 2: emotional trauma the guests had endured, I was fired that afternoon.

443
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 2: The dummy itself was too damaged to be used anymore.

444
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Well.

445
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 1: I can't believe they fired you. I can are you

446
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 1: kidding me, that's a fiable offense if I've ever seen one.

447
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 2: Obviously it was a mistake, but like, dude, even seeing

448
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 2: a kid drop forty feet into the Lazy River would

449
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 2: be traumatizing.

450
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: And imagine the fake kid dropping forty feet onto a

451
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: real kid.

452
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah that too. It's so possible.

453
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 1: Man. That was such a bad idea, such a bad idea.

454
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 1: So I'm so glad you did it though.

455
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was so fundat time and crazy story.

456
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: Just a full fake dummy kid fought like in front

457
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 1: of a bunchet. Oh my god.

458
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,400
Speaker 2: Because then depending on when it Johnny.

459
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: Jimmy, Tommy, Tina, get right, get in the station wagon.

460
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 2: We're leaving, And depending on what the dummy, if it's

461
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 2: really like lifelike, what is it made out of? Like

462
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: what sound did it make when it crashed forty feet

463
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 2: into the concrete? Did it sound like bones breaking or

464
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 2: did it sound like just flesh smack it onto the ground.

465
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: Like one of those like babies that you have to

466
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: take care of for like homeach or whatever.

467
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

468
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it hits the ground, it starts going.

469
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: Oh right. Jay one two three says for a spring semester,

470
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 2: I was an internet Walt Disney World. I worked in

471
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 2: a fast food restaurant in the Magic Kingdom. Basically, you're

472
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 2: at the happiest place on Earth, but serving the angriest

473
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 2: people on earth because they're all exhausted and hungry. Anyways,

474
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 2: one day I was working in the front of the

475
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 2: house on a particularly stormy day, and like most people

476
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: of America know, it rains almost every day in Florida

477
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 2: in the warmer months. Well, customers like to complain when

478
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 2: the weather is bad and ruining their vacations. I get it,

479
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 2: I guess, but some take it to the extremes. Now.

480
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 2: On the particular day, the dining room was packed with

481
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: people just trying to hide out from the rain. I

482
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 2: got to call my radio saying Code V, which is

483
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 2: the code for a vomits.

484
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: I knew it. I was waiting for one of these

485
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: show up days. I was hoping it was a code

486
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 1: for room room lightning. McQueen is here.

487
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: We got a code V. We got a celebrity coming through,

488
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 2: we got a code We got a code chow, Code chow. Nice.

489
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 2: Being the intern, I got to clean it up. Luckily,

490
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 2: they have the stuff that looks like pencil shavings that

491
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: just soak it up and then you sweep it. I

492
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 2: go to the table and this poor girl was in

493
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: a high chair and the throw up was literally all

494
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 2: over her high chair and the table and the floor.

495
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: So I get it all cleaned up, ask the manager

496
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 2: if I can run to the nearest gift shop and

497
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 2: get her a new T shirt. Disney is awesome like that,

498
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 2: And I come back and no joke. Fifteen minutes later,

499
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 2: I get another code V, same table. This time it

500
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 2: was just on the table, but I noticed it was

501
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: not primarily in front of the little girl. I don't

502
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 2: question it, and I clean it again. I start talking

503
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: to the mother, who was very overweight and quite older,

504
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: and then came to the realization that it was the

505
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 2: mother both times who had thrown up, not the daughter.

506
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 1: Oh no, she barfed on the baby.

507
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: She did. It was all over the baby in the highchair.

508
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: She actually was. She was burping the baby, and right

509
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: before it was gonna throw up, she went sh and

510
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: pulled out an Uno reverse card and then just went,

511
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, baby, that is crazy with the baby

512
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: won't remember, I think, thankfully.

513
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: So she didn't know it was coming the first time,

514
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: and the second time she felt it but didn't want

515
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 2: to lose her spot at the table. So basically I

516
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: learned that day that people will do anything to remain

517
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: being a lazy person. Wow, like it's packed in here.

518
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: We got a table fit enough for all of our family.

519
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 2: I'm not losing for nothing.

520
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: She's just sitting there like.

521
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 2: We're gonna get it just like.

522
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: Well, I saw how easy it was for you guys

523
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 1: to clean it up the first time, so I just thought, Hey, yeah,

524
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: second time, did charm.

525
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: We get a free shirt? Now? Well with it?

526
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: That can't be her reason. That's crazy.

527
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: That is crazy. But people at Disney get wild though,

528
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 2: so yeah, especially in that price.

529
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: Especially the the why what is it? The matt never mind?

530
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting You're inviting everyone from there on the

531
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 4: world to come.

532
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, gonna get something crazy? Throw Mez says. I was

533
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 2: visiting Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, and was stopped right

534
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: at the gate of the Chaos ride since all of

535
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: the cars were full. Little did I know that this

536
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 2: would secure front row seats for the best story of

537
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 2: the entire trip. A man who had gotten on the

538
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: ride just before me had placed his video camera on

539
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 2: the operator's booth, so he wouldn't have to take it

540
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,719
Speaker 2: with him on the ride and risk breaking or losing it.

541
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 2: As the ride is starting up, one of the operators

542
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 2: notices it and gets the bright idea to start filming,

543
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 2: thinking well, this might be a nice memory that the

544
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: father and son won't have to put any work into

545
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: preserving at all. She was wrong. Halfway through the ride,

546
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: the owner of the camera loses his lunch, oh, breakfast

547
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: and what looks like dinner from the night before. Seriously,

548
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 2: this guy had a lot in there, and a lot

549
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 2: came spewing at it.

550
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: Oh no.

551
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: Before the operator with the camera realizes what has happened,

552
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: he has stopped barfing, and she quietly closes the camera

553
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 2: and puts it away. As the ride comes slowly to

554
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 2: a stop, the man apologizes for the mess, gathers his

555
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 2: camera in things, and leaves an embarrassment. None of the

556
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: operators say a word about the fact that it is

557
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: all on film. All I can imagine is him sitting

558
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: his family down to watch the home movie of their

559
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 2: trip to see her point, and him going, I don't

560
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: remember filming this, Oh god, oh god no. As his

561
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 2: entire family sees the recorded history of his week, stomach

562
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 2: until Dr man unknowingly is recording on his own camera. Okay, yeah, yeah,

563
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 2: that that's really funny to watch.

564
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 1: Why I don't have lasagna breakfast, man, don't have lazagna

565
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: breakfast before you go on the teacup ride. I like

566
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: eating enchiladas for breakfast sometimes.

567
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: Just make sure that everything is down and like at

568
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: least partially digested before you go on a roller coaster.

569
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 4: Before going on to a roller coaster, I don't eat

570
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 4: that much. I eat peanut butter just right after whatever

571
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 4: I eat, just to make sure it doesn't come up,

572
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 4: and we're good.

573
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 2: That works.

574
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: It's like glue. I don't know, but I haven't thrown

575
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: up since like the eighth grade zone because you just

576
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: get peanut butter. Whenever you have to throw up, just

577
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: imagine that you're just like allergic to peanut butter and

578
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: it's just your body goes into anaphylactic shock and your

579
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: throat closes up so you can't. It helps to.

580
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: Which at least it didn't throw up.

581
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: I can't throw up.

582
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: It's fine. We've got some more stories here. Arim in

583
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: the Unseene says, I used to work at a small

584
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 2: water park where there were some dry rides up the

585
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 2: southern end, there was this eight year old kid just

586
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 2: being a little crap, pushing in the line, climbing up

587
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 2: the side of the playground, knocking other kids hats off,

588
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: that sort of bs. I warn him several times and

589
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 2: ask him to leave, but he doesn't. I go and

590
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 2: ask my supervisor what to do, and he says, get

591
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 2: the scissors. He means to cut his wristband, without which

592
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: he can't go on any rides. I call him over

593
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 2: and he surprisingly complies, and before he can react, I

594
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 2: grab his wrist and cut off his wristband. Naturally, he

595
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: starts crying like a witch. He runs off to get

596
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: his mum, and she comes back about fifteen minutes later

597
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: and comes and talks to me without her son. She

598
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: asks why I did what I did, and I explained

599
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: the situation to her and how it is standard procedure.

600
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: She nods and understands and knows that her son is

601
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: a demon child. She leaves, but lo and behold. Ten

602
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: minutes later here he comes to cut and line again

603
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 2: and I stop him and ask him to go back

604
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: to his mom. His first reaction was to knock me

605
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: in the balls. Oh crap, No, he didn't. My supervisor

606
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 2: sees and immediately calls security. Apparently his mom saw it too,

607
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: and she comes running. She doesn't say anything to her child,

608
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 2: but goes and tells the supervisor to scare him. When

609
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: security arrives thirty seconds later, they grab the kid, whirl

610
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: him around and handcuff him. Stop and now he's crapping

611
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: himself at this point. They grab him and take him

612
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: off in their golf cart. A few minutes later, they

613
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: return and the kid has obviously been crying and hard.

614
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: He jumps out of the cart, runs straight to his mom,

615
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: who grabs him and walks out. People watching were stunned,

616
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: but amazingly, I crap, you're not some applauded as they

617
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: went off. Best day work I had at that place.

618
00:29:53,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: Dude, I would have been applauding, yeah, wow, mom, yeah

619
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: out of it. That might be a pivotal moment in

620
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: that young child's life where they stopped being a menace

621
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: because they got scared. Straight. You might actually went to

622
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: Joe if you didn't do.

623
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, right, real jail.

624
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

625
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: I think that's great for the mom to do, because

626
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: I feel like sometimes those parents are just like, I

627
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. Yelling and discipline doesn't work anymore.

628
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: But that's great. Yeah, make him scared.

629
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: Clearly this parent wasn't at the I've given up entirely.

630
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, good job, good job mom. Stray Gypsy says, back

631
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 2: when I worked at a relatively large East Coast theme park,

632
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: we had what many called the craziest shutdown anyone has

633
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: seen or heard about. The ride I was working was

634
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 2: a dark ride, a motion simulator that followed a track

635
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: and had three D projection screens. I was closing in

636
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 2: the control room that night, where we would dispatch the

637
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 2: ride vehicles RVs and monitor ride cameras and the ride

638
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: control screen. Over the headset, I hear that an intoxicated

639
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: male couple was coming up to the ride. Okay fair.

640
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: As they were getting on, they were acting slightly belligerent,

641
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 2: so I was informed to watch them through the ride

642
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: by the loader. In scene one, the ride has eleven scenes,

643
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 2: they begin to make out. Fair enough happens all the time.

644
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: I was narrating it over the headset since it was

645
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 2: a slow night and we were all shooting the crap.

646
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: In scene three, I see their hand moving down south

647
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 2: and the next thing I know, they're standing up in

648
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 2: the RV.

649
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't they know,

650
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 4: like the narrator is not a robot.

651
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 2: Well, I think this isn't like narrating the car. I

652
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 2: think this is narrating.

653
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he was telling his coworkers play by

654
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: plays on the radio. Oh god, yeah, yeah no. That'd

655
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: be so funny though, if there was like clearly of

656
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: human voice narrating the thing. And then they just start

657
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: like jorping it and it's like, and I can see

658
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: you there, Please sit back down right now and stop it.

659
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: Stop with the hands, stop it now.

660
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: At this point, I depressed the emergency stop, and all

661
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 2: of the ride work lights come up, with all the

662
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: RVs stopping in place. I then call the ride down,

663
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: explaining the e stop is due to a wasted couple

664
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: standing up. Here's where it gets interesting. They decide to

665
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 2: slip their way out of the lap bars and begin

666
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: climbing out of the RV. I get on the ride mic,

667
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: telling them please return to your sleigh. Also, they're called slaves.

668
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: Little did I know that I selected all call on

669
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: the touch screen for the ride mike, and people down

670
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: at the ride entrance and passers by were randomly hearing

671
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: me yell please return to your sleigh. I scan the monitor,

672
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 2: attempting to find them in the ride area and cannot,

673
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: for the life of me find them. At this point,

674
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: the entrance host calls controls to ask what the heck

675
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: is going on? I explain, but he bursts out laughing.

676
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: I hear my supervisor's keys jingling as she's running up

677
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: the exit platform, and she's laughing from the call over

678
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: the radio about a wasted mail couple standing up and

679
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: climbing out. Once she arrives, we do ride evac so

680
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: we can reset from the eastop and to walk the

681
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 2: track to find the culprit.

682
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 1: See. Now, this is how I know these jobs sucks

683
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: so bad, because it's like someone literally escaping the ride

684
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: and hiding and running away. Is like everyone's like, ahhaa,

685
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: it's amazing. I'm so glad we're doing this instead of

686
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: just standing here monotonously for seven hours, right, pressing the

687
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: same button every time, Yeah, every two and a half minutes.

688
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 2: That's a good point, really good point. It's just like something, something,

689
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 2: You're God something. After about thirty minutes, we can't find

690
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: them and give up and start cycling the ride again.

691
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 2: Before going back up, we checked the control screen to

692
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: see if there had been any ride doors recently opened,

693
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 2: and none had since that morning. When maintenance was clearing

694
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 2: the ride for operation at close, we all had to

695
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 2: fill out witness statements for security and we all had

696
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 2: a good laugh. Next morning, maintenance tells us that they

697
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 2: found two Wiener wrappers Scene three, the scene that they

698
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 2: had escaped in To this day, we have no idea

699
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: where the heck they ended up.

700
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: I think they ended up on the bone train. Oh oh,

701
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: bone train to male pregnancy Town.

702
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 2: I'm just imagining them like living in there now.

703
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: Like they never found them.

704
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 2: They never found them because they lived there and they've

705
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 2: mastered the skill of hiding from all.

706
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: Actually, you know, usually the big g man in the

707
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: sky lets it slide, but this time he woke up

708
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: and he was like, who are those people? They aren't married, smite,

709
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: Now they're stuck and they turned into dust lean dust

710
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: inside your bones.

711
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like it. There is another story here.

712
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 1: Hey, it's Sam. We're gonna get back to these stories.

713
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: But here's three bits of ads from our sponsors that

714
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: keep the show alive.

715
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: Best Procrastinator says, probably buried. But I used to work

716
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 2: as a lifeguard at a small water park. Your story

717
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 2: is not buried. Hello. The park was so small that

718
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: during the week, some of our only customers in the

719
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: first half of the day were day camps. About once

720
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 2: every month we would get a special needs day camp.

721
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: Why they thought it would be a good idea to

722
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: take special needs kids to a water park. I don't know.

723
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: They're still kids.

724
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: It's thriving water, plus they'll have fun.

725
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: Yes. Well, I'm at the top of our biggest slide,

726
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: a platform that's about forty to sixty feet tall with

727
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 2: two slides, an open and completely enclosed slide. Anyway, we

728
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: get this kid to come up with one of the councilors.

729
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 2: It's clear that the kid can't really communicate. However, he

730
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 2: appears to be scared to go down. Since the counselors

731
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 2: are familiar with the park, they want him to go

732
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: down the open to element slide, as it is much

733
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 2: slower and less intense than the enclosed one. The kid

734
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 2: is obviously reluctant to go down, so he steps out

735
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: of line for a bit. Finally, he braves enough courage

736
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 2: to go down. However, the first few feet down the slide,

737
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 2: he gets stuck. He was kind of a bigger kid

738
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 2: with a poorer suit, and the slide hadn't been waxed

739
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 2: in a while. Oh no, oh no. Normally when this happens,

740
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 2: people just push off the wall once and they're good

741
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 2: the rest of the way down. Being special needs and all,

742
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 2: his first instinct is to stand up.

743
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Honestly horrifying.

744
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm confused how you can even stand

745
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 2: up to when you.

746
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: Cause it's like the very beginning, so it like has

747
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: it really like.

748
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: Turned into a and its open elements too.

749
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it's like, oh my god, this

750
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: kid's standing up and if he just like leans over,

751
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: like he could just fall out of the slide.

752
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is terrifying.

753
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm like diving in. I'm diving in. I'm taking him down.

754
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, right here, I am panicking seeing a special needs

755
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 2: kid standing up forty to sixty feet in the air

756
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 2: on a slippery surface. Luckily, the counselor immediately reacted and

757
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: went slowly down the slide, grabbed the kid, and together

758
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: they slid down to safety. However, slide is poorly designed

759
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: to the point that I can't really see people at

760
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: the bottom. I'm trained to send people down when I

761
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: see the person walking on the sidewalk. It's sort of

762
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 2: complicated anyway, me and my stressed out state. I see

763
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 2: the counselor walking around, so I assume it's safe to

764
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: send down the next writer. However, the counselor never thought

765
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: to turn around and grab the special needs kid from

766
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: the bottom of the slide. Before I noticed this, it

767
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: was too late, And to make matters worse, the person

768
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: I sent down was a three hundred pounds semi truck

769
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: who was hauling down the slide.

770
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: Seriously, not exactly why, Oh no, it's they're going so

771
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,439
Speaker 1: fast the winds in their mouth.

772
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 2: They're like catching on fire on the way down because.

773
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: The smoke marks.

774
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the semi truck of a lady. Be nice, Sophie,

775
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: my god, be nice.

776
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean, in this context, she is hitting like a truck.

777
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: This semi truck of a lady literally plows through the

778
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 2: special needs kid at the bottom. Luckily, the kid was

779
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: all right. But that was the worst day of my

780
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: first year at the park. Oh my gosh.

781
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: That honestly, yeah, that's kind of your fault.

782
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of fault.

783
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: That kind of was your fault.

784
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,439
Speaker 2: Kind of the counselor's fault though too for not why

785
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: would the counselor just like, because I'm also assuming that

786
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 2: the counselor is behind the kid on this slide.

787
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that is that that's double double fault.

788
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: So why would how would the counselor go down the slide,

789
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: be able to walk off and then the kid goes

790
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: back on the slide or something.

791
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that kid took that hit like a champ.

792
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: I guess some football pads on that kid. Let's get

793
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: him to the league as possible.

794
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, non mock, says many moons ago. I

795
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 2: worked for a major theme park here in Orlando. I

796
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: worked at a log flume ride. Now here's the thing, folks,

797
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 2: there are rules to riding ride. No no way I

798
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 2: can stand up in the middle of my ride.

799
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: Rules of fools. Rule number one you drool, Yes, stupid.

800
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: If someone who works there tells you to ride a

801
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: certain way, there will be no issues and you will

802
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 2: be safe. If you ignore those rules, bad things could happen.

803
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 2: This one guest was riding the flume ride and instead

804
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: of sitting all the way back and holding onto the

805
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 2: handrails as they were directed to they scooted all the

806
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 2: way forward and wrapped their legs and arms around the

807
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: seat in front of them. Right before they went down

808
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 2: the final drop.

809
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: Ah, my spine hurts just thinking about this.

810
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 2: Gosh, the seat broke and the person was jerked back.

811
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: Suddenly they broke their back.

812
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: I was wondering what would break first, the chair on the.

813
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: Long Gloom ride, draw your body. Oh my gosh.

814
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: Turns out it was pretty much at the same time.

815
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: Both of those things happened.

816
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 2: The boats for the ride have since been changed, and

817
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 2: I think they added seatbelts or lap bars.

818
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: Now good.

819
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: The worst. This ride is a big ride. The entrance

820
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 2: is right next to the exit. I'm sitting in the

821
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: office and get told that I need to go to

822
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: the exit ramp due to an issue. I'm the boss

823
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 2: that day and head out there.

824
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got an issue. We got a scrape half

825
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: of this guy off of the log Flee ride. Yeah no,

826
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: who's got the big net? We gotta fish this guy's

827
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: legs out of the log fleet.

828
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: Oh ouch ouch ouch. As I go up there, I

829
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 2: find a piece of crap it's not like some young

830
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 2: kid crabs. No, no, no, this is large, adult sized crap.

831
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 2: So someone copped a squat right there and no one

832
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 2: saw there were footprints to show that someone had stepped

833
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 2: in it already.

834
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: No, this is not the guy who broke his back. No,

835
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: but it should be. It's the guy who broke his

836
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: back should be the guy who did this.

837
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true.

838
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's necessarily the correct for the

839
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: crime of pooping in public, but I think once someone

840
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: steps in it, you at least need a vertebrate to

841
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: become a skew you know. Yeah, maybe not full breakage,

842
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: but like you should slip the disc.

843
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 2: I don't totally know what I was agreeing to.

844
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying that the guy who broke his back from

845
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: the beginning of this needs to be the guy who

846
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: who poop, who did the poop poo in public, not

847
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: the guy who stepped in it. Whatever, that's a victim, because.

848
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

849
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean whatever for for the poop?

850
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: I don't understand, Like it is this some sort of punishment, Yes, it's.

851
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a punishment for pooping in a place people

852
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: walk I think his at the theme park.

853
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: So you're saying the opposite the poop if it happened first,

854
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 2: and that guy should have broken his back.

855
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying back breaker guy.

856
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 2: I thought you're yeah that you were saying after the

857
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 2: guy broke his back, he should have popped a squad.

858
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, no, And to be I did think

859
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: about it for five seconds, and I think that the

860
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 1: punishment's a little steep. So what I think we should

861
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: keep going? I don't really know what's happening.

862
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so we have poop on the ground. I got

863
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: some of this sand sorb because some of the sand

864
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: sorp to absorb what I could and swept it with

865
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 2: a broom and dustpan. Both were just thrown in the dumpster.

866
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 2: There was residue that was still there, so best thing

867
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 2: I could do was dump water on it. The water

868
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 2: did go and mix with the water from the ride.

869
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 2: There's enough chlorine in the water to dissolve anything. But still, sorry, guys.

870
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh so they're telling like threes.

871
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and the worst part after said story above,

872
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: people don't drink the water. I've seen too many people

873
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: use their overpariced collector's cup and dump it in the

874
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 2: water and take a drink. I know they had to

875
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: have had the crabs later, ducks, cats, fish, crap, piss,

876
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 2: it's all in the water. Only one one ride gets

877
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 2: water from the city. All the other rides get it

878
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: from a punt. It goes through filters.

879
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, gross, Honestly, anybody who takes their overpriced collector's

880
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: cup and scoops filthy, disgusting amusement park water out of

881
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: it to drink, you need to be shipped off to

882
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: the island they sent the lepers. You need to be

883
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: sent to the place they sent people with plague. You

884
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 1: need to be put on an island and no one

885
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: is allowed to come near you ever.

886
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: Again, I hope that guy was sick for like a

887
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 2: two weeks after that.

888
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh, he's sick for in perpetuity. He will even if

889
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: he gets better, he will never cure the sickness in

890
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: his very being, in his core, because if you're doing that,

891
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: there is something sick with you down into the very

892
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: root of your person.

893
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: Oh. P was saying that that was multiple people will

894
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: do that. This isn't just one per and that drank

895
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 2: that water.

896
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: That's why we need multiple times and in an island,

897
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: not just a boat. The boat has to take them

898
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: to the island. Yeah, we can turn it into a

899
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: reality show one day.

900
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: Sure, I'd watch it.

901
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

902
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 2: We have more stories for you though.

903
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: Hey it's John here. We're gonna get back to the stories.

904
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: Put a quick three minute ad break from our sponsors.

905
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 2: That keep the show going, Jick Damn says, universal group

906
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 2: of about half dozen or so people who worked the

907
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 2: front gate got a scam together. They would direct the

908
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 2: massive amounts of Asian tour groups you didn't speak English,

909
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: directly through the entrance without stopping by the ticket boots.

910
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 2: The front gate workers who were just supposed to scan

911
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 2: tickets were collecting one hundred dollars per person who entered

912
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 2: and splitting the daily loot among themselves.

913
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 1: That seems illegal.

914
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 2: I feel like it totally is. That's insane. That is yeah.

915
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. When they got caught they had over

916
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars stashed around the park front plaza

917
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: that they were taking out in stages. That was the

918
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 2: money from a single weekend.

919
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: That's only a thousand people.

920
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 2: No, that's oh yeah, yeah, okay.

921
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: You'd think that they would maybe like realize Hey, this,

922
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: we might be going a little too fast here. We

923
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: might have something and we should make smarter systems as right.

924
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: I would think maybe we should have done you know,

925
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: every ten tourists we collect one hundred bucks instead of

926
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: every single tourist who doesn't speak English, because you made

927
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars. That's a big felony.

928
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 2: Actually, specifically the Asian tourists too can't speak Yeah, that's insane.

929
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: I don't know how no one noticed, but I mean

930
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: I guess if everyone there that was supposed to notice

931
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 2: was in on it.

932
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 4: And depending on which theme park, that might be cheaper

933
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 4: than the actual ticket.

934
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 2: This is universal.

935
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: Well, they already had the ticket, clearly.

936
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that's what it was. They already

937
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 2: had the ticket and they're supposed to just get it scanned,

938
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: but instead they paid one hundred dollars more. Dude, that's awful.

939
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's jail. That's criminal conspiracy in jail.

940
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, after checking the camera records, they had been

941
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: doing it for six months. All I know is that

942
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: they gutted the whole front game team. No idea. If

943
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 2: they press charges, that's insane.

944
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: They probably didn't because imagine the press. Yeah, you know,

945
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: nobody wants that out there at Universal for sure. Yeah. True, man,

946
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: they probably stole millions. Yeah, that's crazy.

947
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars in one weekend times four times six.

948
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: Like at least a they probably they could have stole

949
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: close to a million dollars.

950
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Riley's doing the math right now. That is crazy.

951
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: Joy, Yeah, maximum two point four million dollars.

952
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 2: I can't believe it worked for that long. That is crazy.

953
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

954
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: Does anyone want to get a job at Universal?

955
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 2: No, No, Dakota, don't get any edge. Yes. My work

956
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 2: safe account says we store chlorine in huge four feet

957
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 2: wide by six foot high tanks near each pool or

958
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: large water attraction. I'm guessing they're at a water park.

959
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 2: The chlorine delivery driver was either running late or wasn't

960
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 2: paying attention either way. Instead of pumping into the tank,

961
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 2: he pumped chlorine directly into a medium sized pool with

962
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 2: fountains along the shore. Kids play in these fountains, and

963
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 2: teenagers and adults sit and play near them as well.

964
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: When the guy started pumping chlorine, it came out through

965
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: the fountains undiluted. The results were horrific children and adults

966
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: with severe chemical burns all over their bodies. A cloud

967
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 2: of chlorine formed over the pool, causing first respondents and

968
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 2: lifeguards to drop after inhaling the poisonous gas and needing

969
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 2: medical attention. No, that is insane. Whoa what what did

970
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: we just read? Did we just see people eating gassed

971
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 2: with we did Clord delivered rivers rinning later. Wasn't paying

972
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 2: attention it is it's chlorine gas. They got gassed with chlorine.

973
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that is absolutely insane. People are melting

974
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 2: into the fountain. Wonder what happened to that guy that

975
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: did that.

976
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 4: Either stated the job because he knows the difference between

977
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: the fountains and which one to put it in, or

978
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 4: he immediately got fired.

979
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: I would think he probably got fired and sued.

980
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably sued, lost.

981
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: Sued big laws suit.

982
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 2: Or I wonder if anything's like in that company's I

983
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: don't know, insurance to like like kind of when you

984
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 2: break something at your job, like you can't get in

985
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 2: trouble or you don't have to pay for it, but

986
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: like your job just has to cover the fees, you know.

987
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: I wonder if just the company got sued or something

988
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 2: and he majorly fired that.

989
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: He got big fired, then needs to.

990
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 2: Go to other interviews. Why did you leave your last job?

991
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: I melted people? Next question, frah. Everyone always asks the

992
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: same thing.

993
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 2: Noah's arc says, sort of a theme park on the sea.

994
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: I worked on a cruise ship as a lifeguard for

995
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 2: one summer.

996
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: Hated it and was.

997
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: Often stationed at the flow rider, the endless wave machine

998
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: where you could body surf. One knucklehead kid, maybe twelve

999
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 2: or thirteen, who would always cut line, despite me yelling

1000
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,720
Speaker 2: at him and even trying to get his parents attention.

1001
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 2: But he was just that kid. One time, he's surfing

1002
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: and slips off the board enough for a whoosh to

1003
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 2: sweep his suit off, not down a little, which is

1004
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 2: common on those things, but right the f off. This

1005
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: unclosed kid comes tumbling back up, desperately looking for his suit.

1006
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 2: The line has erupted. In laughter, I see his suit.

1007
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 2: It's obscured by where the waves collect in a bubbling torrent.

1008
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 2: I say nothing. He's crying and eventually found them and

1009
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: tried putting them back on with tremendous difficulty while trying

1010
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 2: to shield his shortcomings from the public. Oh my god,

1011
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 2: the beauty part is that I keep a toweling nearby

1012
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 2: just in case this happens. The mom said something to me,

1013
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 2: but I just smiled and let her know that it's okay.

1014
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 2: It happens all the time. He didn't come back that day.

1015
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: Gloria's line cutter karma. Honestly, Yeah, with these line cutter stories,

1016
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 2: they just need the natural consequences. Yeah, they need to

1017
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 2: be arrested at a pig.

1018
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: You're big enough to cut in line. You're big enough

1019
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: to go get your.

1020
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 2: Shorts, dude, Yeah, you are curb Your in New Urbanism

1021
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: says my main job was on a skycoaster ride. We

1022
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 2: did a lot of crazy things when we were test

1023
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: writing that we probably should have all been fired for.

1024
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: But as far as things involving guests go, once a

1025
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: group of flyers, I'm alive to bird.

1026
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: Like just by accident. Right. It wasn't like they were like, like,

1027
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: I got it. I got it right as we were

1028
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: going by, I saw it. I judged the trajectory and

1029
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 1: I saw it, and I took that birds life hope not.

1030
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 2: I heard a loud smack and the and saw a

1031
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 2: bird fall into the grass lifeless. I was terrified that

1032
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 2: they would be hurt, but after the ride they didn't

1033
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 2: even know that they had hit it. The most hilarious

1034
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 2: thing involved a small child. Oh No. She's probably around

1035
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 2: eight or so and was riding alone, which is pretty brave,

1036
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: because even after countless rides I still get a tad

1037
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 2: freaked out by doing it alone. We were on the

1038
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 2: north tower hooking her up to the cables, and then

1039
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 2: we couldn't get the platform to go down properly. There

1040
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 2: were problems all the time with the automated platforms. We

1041
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: decide to unharness her and move to the South tower.

1042
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 2: Her parents are standing at the fence, and I can

1043
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 2: tell that they are really nervous about the fact that

1044
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 2: we just hooked her up and took her back off.

1045
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: So we moved to the other tower and hook her up. Now,

1046
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: skycoasters have one of the most complicated loading processes of

1047
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 2: every ride and have one of the most stringent operator certifications.

1048
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 2: It's a pretty fool proof system in that it would

1049
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 2: be extraordinarily difficult to mess something up bad enough to

1050
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: injure a rider, but there are still some goofs that

1051
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: can happen, and the most notable of which is one

1052
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 2: that I think everyone does at least once, forgetting to

1053
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 2: hook up the ripcord. The ripcord is what the rider

1054
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: pulls at the top of the tower to detach from

1055
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: the lift cable to start their ride. You were the

1056
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 2: person responsible for connecting the ripcord. It's a pretty heart

1057
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 2: stopping and shameful moment when they get to the top

1058
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 2: because eventually it dawns on you what happened, and there's

1059
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: nothing to be done at that point. So naturally, with

1060
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: this girl's parents already a bit freaked out, we forgot

1061
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: to hook up the ripcord. She got to the top,

1062
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 2: we did the countdown, and then nothing happened. At that point,

1063
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 2: all you can do is slowly lower the rider back down.

1064
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 2: The parents were mortified, but to her credit, child was

1065
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 2: not fazed and I think even enjoyed the bonus ride

1066
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: up the tower. We brought her back down, hooked up

1067
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 2: the ripcord, and then she went again. Third times a

1068
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: charm wow. So I'm curious how that works.

1069
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: Then. Is a skycoaster the one where it's like you're

1070
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: in like a big harness and it just swings out,

1071
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: you know, That's what I'm imagined.

1072
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was like a sky coast A

1073
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 2: I was imagining, like the like rubber the boomerang things.

1074
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: Mister James Bond, you found me again, but you won't

1075
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: stop me and my sky Coast from taking over the

1076
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: Eastern Seaboard. WHOA, yeah, that is what I was thinking of.

1077
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 2: That looks those awesome they did.

1078
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1079
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 2: Is that what that was?

1080
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: A bunch? Yeah? It was called the G string swing

1081
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: G swing.

1082
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, that looks crazy. Wow. Zig Zag twenty nine says

1083
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 2: when I was thirteen years old, I went to the

1084
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 2: United States for a two week vacation. I was with

1085
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 2: my grandma at the time, and my aunt, who lived there,

1086
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 2: had this whole schedule of things that we needed to

1087
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 2: do during those two weeks. One of those things happened

1088
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 2: to be going to like a theme park kind of thing.

1089
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: My cousins were very excited about it. The day of

1090
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 2: the fair thing whatever, I woke up with a fever.

1091
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,959
Speaker 2: My grandma took care of the fever, but she told

1092
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 2: me to not tell my aunt because she would cancel

1093
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 2: the plans. And since my other cousins were very excited,

1094
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: she was afraid of raiding on my aunt's parade, So

1095
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 2: I agreed with her. Because part of me was curious

1096
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 2: about what this thing was.

1097
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: I am also curious as to what this thing is.

1098
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 2: Amusement park type thing interesting? So we got there. My

1099
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 2: grandma had this big diaper bag looking purse full of

1100
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: things like wet towels, cold and hot pads, pills and stuff.

1101
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 2: She was pretty much smothering me, trying to make sure

1102
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 2: that I was okay, while my cousins were making fun

1103
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 2: of me for being Grandma's little girl. Then it happened,

1104
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 2: everyone spread and got lost. It was me, my grandma,

1105
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: and one of my cousins. He wanted to go on

1106
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 2: the rides, but he didn't want to go alone. I

1107
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 2: look at my grandma with the I don't want to

1108
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 2: go eyes, and she told me it's just one ride.

1109
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 2: So I went and came out and I feel kind

1110
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 2: of dizzy. And then he wanted to go on this

1111
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 2: other ride and I'm looking at her and she's like,

1112
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 2: I'll go with you all. And the ride was called

1113
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 2: the Tasmanian Devil. Guess what spins?

1114
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: No way, that's what he does. No way. Uh, they're

1115
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: building him right out there. Yeah.

1116
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 2: Most fun thing that you could do with a fever

1117
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 2: is spin around, spin around after going on another ride.

1118
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 2: So we go there and my grandma, who was in

1119
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 2: her seventies, was scared, holding her heart like oh my god,

1120
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. And then I'm here

1121
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 2: scared for her while I want to throw up. The

1122
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 2: ride ends. I'm trying to look for the door, which

1123
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 2: looks exactly like a regular spot that someone would stand on,

1124
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 2: while everybody is screaming, let's do another run, let's do

1125
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 2: another one. Apparently there was no line because they did

1126
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: another round right when I find the door, which of

1127
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 2: course was locked. We do a second round, and by

1128
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: the end of the second round, I threw up. My

1129
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 2: grandma looks like she is fainted, and they had to

1130
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: call paramedics. They had to shut down the thing because

1131
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 2: my cousin was panicking because he didn't know what to

1132
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 2: do or what was going on. And that was pretty

1133
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 2: much the end of the day. During the aftermath, me

1134
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 2: and my grandma got scolded for being people pleasers, and

1135
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 2: we're banned from the rest of the schedule to ensure

1136
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 2: that we recovered. Yeah, that's my start.

1137
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 1: It seems fair.

1138
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 2: That is fair.

1139
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing. Grandma's like, oh my god,

1140
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,240
Speaker 1: my heart's gonna explode. Yeah you no, my heart's exploding,

1141
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: and you're like, heaven, Yeah.

1142
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 2: I'm glad that that's the reaction, though, is to be like,

1143
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 2: how dare you be a people pleaser? We would not

1144
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 2: be mad if you just wanted to go and like

1145
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 2: rest let me off the ride. My veins are going

1146
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 2: to explode, Like.

1147
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: Shut up, grandma, you beer bosco.

1148
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 2: My veins are going to explode. But if you guys

1149
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 2: want to go again, oh, could be okay, just ignore

1150
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 2: me and.

1151
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: Then it's like, yeah, she just slumped on the Yeah.

1152
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 2: Gosh, Katie Nabbers says, local small town fair, not theme park.

1153
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 2: On the fireballs, the metal cages. That's been three sixty

1154
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 2: and the whole contraption looks like a Ferris wheel. Me

1155
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 2: eighteen female, my sister thirteen female got off. It was fun.

1156
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 2: The first three goes around, which is usually the limit

1157
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 2: before getting let off. We did not get off. Cool

1158
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 2: extra spends, no big deal until someone in the cage

1159
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 2: behind us threw up right as they were above us.

1160
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh no oh no, no, no no oh. They're gonna

1161
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: have barf shields on these things. Man.

1162
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, new development. It's just like adding seatbelts to that

1163
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 2: log ride. You gotta have barf shields, now.

1164
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a nice little barf shield.

1165
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 2: A drop landed on my cheek. I slathered my whole

1166
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 2: face and drum X I had in my purse. The

1167
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 2: worker did not let us off. He went past us

1168
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 2: to spray down the cage behind us. In total, we

1169
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: went around twenty seven times before I screamed something insane

1170
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 2: at him. My sister and I were even trying to

1171
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 2: figure out how to open the cage from the inside

1172
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: and time our jump. That is insane. Were they not

1173
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 2: like screaming at them the whole time?

1174
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: They probably were, And He's just like, God, this is

1175
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: the only thing I love about this job. He's forcing

1176
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: people to stay on the spinny cage ride.

1177
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what are.

1178
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: You gonna do? In normal life, Jimbob doesn't have any power,

1179
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: But right now Jimbob has all the power.

1180
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 2: I hope they feel like they need to throw up

1181
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 2: and then they throw up on him.

1182
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only course you can take. Now, that's

1183
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: what you gotta do.

1184
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: But miss kitty Cat has a story. Here are you here?

1185
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,479
Speaker 2: Are you here?

1186
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: Did you?

1187
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 2: Bar h? I'm not this is going to happen at

1188
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 2: every theme park. During the Halloween season, we had a

1189
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 2: lady take her husband's ashes and sprinkle it around the park. Oh,

1190
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 2: this happens at every theme park.

1191
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: It's just human remains being sprinkled around every theme park.

1192
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: What I guess that's probably true. Okay, least once, right,

1193
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure at least one person.

1194
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: So people wanted their ashes spread at Disneyland.

1195
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure you could sneak ash into Disneyland easy, possibly

1196
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: do You put grandma on a little plastic bag and

1197
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: the workers are like, what is this and you go,

1198
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: that's my oomammy seasoning. It kind of looks like umammy seasoning.

1199
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what mommy seasoning looks like.

1200
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: It's like gray dust.

1201
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: So she went on one of the sky rides like

1202
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 2: you sit in a little basket and it's like on

1203
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: a cable car type thing, and she dumped the remaining

1204
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: bag up in the air up there and it fell

1205
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 2: on another park gust.

1206
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: No, no, dude, hear your grandma on my lungs.

1207
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: She literally was like trying to be like Peter Pan

1208
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 2: and the Pixie Dust and like WHOA, just dream of

1209
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 2: a wonderful thing, like you'll start flying and then it

1210
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: just lands on some guy.

1211
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: Dude, I just inhaled your grandma's femur. Yeah, femur dust.

1212
00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. But miskidding has another story.

1213
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

1214
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 2: So sometimes at this place there's outdoor and indoor scare zones,

1215
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 2: and sometimes when it rains, the outside scare zones can

1216
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 2: either go home or go to a different house. We

1217
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 2: had a whole bunch of people come to our house

1218
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: one time. We didn't recognize this one person, but they

1219
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 2: never said anything. Turns out it was some teenager who

1220
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 2: accidentally got ushered with us and then just stood in

1221
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 2: the corner. And then eventually my captain asked him, Hey,

1222
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 2: who are you and what do you belong to? I've

1223
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 2: never seen you before. And this kid goes, yeah, I

1224
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: don't work here.

1225
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's that makes sense because I don't work here.

1226
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he goes, then why did you just come

1227
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 2: and stand here? He's like, well, that's what you said

1228
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 2: to do. Eventually we called his parents to come and

1229
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 2: get him. He was just following directions. That's so funny.

1230
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: Then they hired him on the spot.

1231
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, buddy, I have a feeling you're gonna be

1232
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: running this place.

1233
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but guess what. That's the end of all of

1234
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 2: our theme park stories.

1235
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: Man, Wow, is your favorite the dummy one? Yeah? Honestly

1236
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: was crazy, I think, yeah, the dummy one, or just

1237
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: the craziest one was the fountain turning into a actual

1238
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: chlorine gas death track.

1239
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 2: That is true, let's just straight up crime.

1240
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: That's wild. But yeah, no, I think easily the funniest

1241
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: one was somebody tossing that dummy out of a slide

1242
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 1: and everyone's just like, oh my.

1243
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 2: God, why well they're just hearing like.

1244
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, just opende just like the thousand yard stair going

1245
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: down a water slide, just really coming to grips with

1246
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: like I am losing my job. That was That was

1247
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah, we're not now.

1248
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 2: It's crazy too that that was in the retraining because

1249
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 2: someone else just couldn't save a fake kid.

1250
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: Like, if anything, I was just trying to make sure

1251
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 1: we were absolutely prepared.

1252
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.

1253
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: Clearly our response to that situation was not correct.

1254
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 2: All right, Clearly we need like more like nets under

1255
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 2: these big slides.

1256
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one was ready. Yeah, okay, so you're welcome.

1257
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: I found a hole in the system right, Okay.

1258
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, but that's the end of all of

1259
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 2: our stories and the end of this stream. So if

1260
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 2: you love us, make sure to subscribe.

1261
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:32,080
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