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Speaker 3: But she had hand surgery, so I was not going.

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Speaker 3: Let's it's my birthday, but let's not be it, you know.

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Speaker 3: She was like, what do you want to do.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I want a Mexican food, So yeah,

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Speaker 2: This is uh, this is a good one. Hey, fan Ritos,

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Speaker 3: Take jar Danria.

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Speaker 2: We haven't even gotten to the main part here.

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Speaker 3: Okay, today recap Joe the point of the show. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: Well, we've spent seven minutes trying to figure out why

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Speaker 2: It's like changing volumes by itself.

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Speaker 2: It was directed by Joels Wick. It was written by

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Speaker 2: Where would you say? Catton doesn't matter? I don't know, Catton,

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Speaker 2: I'd be the happiest girl in the whole world.

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Speaker 3: That was great.

443
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: It's so cute, like the lisp is heat. Yes, right now,

444
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 2: it's so adorable. Yeah, Jesse shakes his head with a smirk.

445
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 2: I've lived with this kid for four years. I'm cute proof.

446
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 2: Joey doesn't back down, asking Michelle how would you feel

447
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 2: if your uncle Jesse didn't go with you? And Michelle

448
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,919
Speaker 2: pouts as she stares deep into Jesse's soul. I'd be

449
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 2: the saddest girl in the whole world. So Jesse asks

450
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 2: if she's only saying that because Joey told her to,

451
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 2: and she nods, and because I love you. She walks

452
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,800
Speaker 2: over to Jesse and hugs his arm while staring at

453
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 2: him with puppy dog eyes. Joey chuckles, beautiful, save Jesse

454
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 2: gives in he'll go to preschool. Michelle thanks him and

455
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 2: walks back to Joey. She has a grin plastered on

456
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Speaker 2: her face as she whispers that was easy. They give

457
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Speaker 2: each other a little high five to celebrate.

458
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 3: That it was cute.

459
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,160
Speaker 2: I enjoy this, Joey Michelle dynamic.

460
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Right.

461
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 2: Next, we're in the girls room, DJ and Kimmy are

462
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Speaker 2: standing by the table, which is covered in pages of newspaper.

463
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 2: DJ proudly hands a stack of papers to Steph, telling

464
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Speaker 2: her it's hot off the press. Lucky for Stephanie, she's

465
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Speaker 2: received a free copy of their school newspaper. Steph sarcastically equips, gee, thanks,

466
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Speaker 2: news about kids I don't know at a school I

467
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:14,439
Speaker 2: don't go to. And She's got a point.

468
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, why would you care?

469
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 2: Right? Kimmy urges her to check out her new column,

470
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,959
Speaker 2: Madam Kimmy's Horoscope and snarks if the words are too

471
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Speaker 2: big for you to read, you can just color on it.

472
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 2: Steph shoots back, horoscope. What's that, Kimmy? A telescope that

473
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 2: can only see your face? We have got to talk

474
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Speaker 2: about this, okay.

475
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 3: I was like, we got to talk.

476
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Speaker 1: About it to rest because thirty seven years later, Stephanie

477
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,160
Speaker 1: was not calling Kimmy.

478
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 2: And that's largely believed a horror scope.

479
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Speaker 1: That's not that right, well, because that's I mean horoscope.

480
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: That's literally there's no all The joke was supposed to

481
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: be like horror scope, horror scope, but there is no horror.

482
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Speaker 2: It's just horror scope.

483
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So it did. I mean maybe they maybe

484
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: maybe that was intentional. I don't know, but.

485
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Speaker 3: As a child, I was not calling Kimney. Oh no.

486
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: And there's memes out there add to the end of no.

487
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks they're like, Wow, I can't believe full House

488
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 2: went there and they didn't. We didn't go there. You're

489
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 2: calling me a horror, which is not nice, but it's

490
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Speaker 2: a little better than calling me a horror with the

491
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Speaker 2: W a little better, a little better.

492
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just that o R really doesn't.

493
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Speaker 2: Us Anyways, there you go, folks. That is we'll put

494
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 2: it took me.

495
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Speaker 3: It's just acted.

496
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 2: Not those memes. They're just but it would become let's

497
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 2: go back and shoot that too. DJ pipes up as

498
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,239
Speaker 2: editor of the school newspaper. I must say Kimmy did

499
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: an excellent job. She got all the astrological signs right,

500
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: except for aquarium the fish tank. Stuph doesn't believe that

501
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 2: Kimmy can read the future, considering she can barely tell time.

502
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: So Kimmy turns to her best friend and asks her

503
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Speaker 2: to read Stephanie's horoscope. DJ puts on her best fortune

504
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: teller voice, which is terrible, and begins, this accent is

505
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: a choice.

506
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: It's a choice, right.

507
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, your day starts with good fortune, and Steph interrupts,

508
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 2: wrong already, Jimmy's here. DJ continues. Afternoon brings unpleasant surprise

509
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: and stuff questions. What happens? Kimmy comes back while Stephanie

510
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 2: is distracted, Kimmy slips something into her pocket. DJ amplifies

511
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 2: the drama in her tone. Then a misunderstanding will occur

512
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 2: at home. Exercise extreme caution.

513
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: After dark, Kimmy.

514
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 2: Suggests, your day starts with good fortune. Maybe you should

515
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 2: check your pocket, and Steph reveals dollar bill in her pocket.

516
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: It's a papery, it's a dollar and it's good fortune,

517
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 2: just like her horoscope said.

518
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 3: Give me a DJ.

519
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: Give each other a little grin, and Stephanie's face faults.

520
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 2: Does this mean all the bad stuff's gonna happen to

521
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: Kimmy scoffs, chill, squirt, I put that dollar in your pocket.

522
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 2: Now the joke's over, give it back. DJ turns her

523
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 2: fortune teller voice back on reading Kimmy's horoscope. Now you'll

524
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 2: make a financial blunder, and Steph waves the dollar in

525
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: her face. Your blunder, my.

526
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: Buck, which was like just hilarious. Way I deliver. I

527
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: was like, curee, it was a little smart. Yeah, yeah, she's.

528
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 2: Not sorry, She's just going for it, man, Like she's

529
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 2: high off the dance on Kimmy Gibbler and she is

530
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: just yep, relishing in all of this. So DJ reads

531
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: her own horoscope. Next you will talk with about act

532
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: since maybe those horoscopes are true. And I forgot to

533
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 2: mention in last week's episode, we have entered my braces era.

534
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 2: I am wearing a clear braces, which was a choice

535
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 2: we made because I was on the show. But yeah,

536
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 2: I was like, why am I talking? Why you can

537
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 2: tell like I've got The orthodontist did consider putting like

538
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 2: hidden braces on the back of my teeth, but I

539
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 2: was like, no, that's not like that just sounds painful,

540
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: like wouldn't you scratch your tongue against your braces, like

541
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: all day long. Yeah, anyway, so it was clear braces

542
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: on the front of my teeth and just breaking news

543
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 2: here for people wanting to know, right, everyone. So next

544
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: we are in the preschool. Michelle is dragging Jesse to

545
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 2: her classroom. Let's go, we're missing all the fun. Jesse hesitates,

546
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 2: I'm not really into this whole preschool gig, so don't

547
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: make a big deal that I'm here, okay, and Michelle

548
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 2: gives him a thumb zup.

549
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: You got it, dude, because we should all be worried

550
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: about how Jesse's feeling about preschool.

551
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 3: It was like and also he was like I don't

552
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 3: want like, this is not my gig.

553
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, you've been in the house for

554
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: like several years now, Like did you not realize this

555
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: is sort of.

556
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 3: Part of the job.

557
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: Discribe part of the gig, dude, Like why are we Yeah,

558
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: he should be numb to like kid anyway, kids stuffed

559
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: by now?

560
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: But you know, right, it's Jesse, I mean, and look,

561
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: I volunteered at preschool.

562
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 2: I love volunteering in preschool, and I loved the help.

563
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: I did you know my kids went to preschool to

564
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: like a co op preschool, so every parent had to

565
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: do a shift a week.

566
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Speaker 2: It was actually I loved the preschool years. I loved

567
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 2: bringing the snack. You know, you sign up on the

568
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: thing to bring the snack, and.

569
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: Oh see we would make snack. We had a little kitchen,

570
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: we would make them snacks.

571
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, miss those I missed those years. So they entered

572
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: the classroom, Michelle immediately announces, Hey, everybody, this is my

573
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: uncle Jesse, and the preschooler's wave and say in unison,

574
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 2: hi uncle Jesse, and he reluctantly waves back, high rug rats.

575
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: It is this is this the exact same set as

576
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: the Bye Bye birdie from last season. She's in the

577
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 2: same classroom and with a different teacher, and well, I

578
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 2: guess some classmates are the same. But the bird wasn't

579
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: that last season the bird when the bird flew out

580
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: the window, so it was presumably this is another.

581
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: Out of the preschool window, and Aaron was there, and

582
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Speaker 1: I thought it was a different year, a different it's

583
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Speaker 1: the next that was uh.

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00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 3: Three pre school? Yeah yeah, well free preschool. And then

585
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 3: now we're reusing.

586
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: Sets because you know, on a budget, I wouldn't want

587
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: a different classroom set.

588
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 3: Well, it would be weird because we've seen the.

589
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: Class say, well, my kids went to different classrooms. It's

590
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: their their preschool years was yours in the same classroom.

591
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 3: We had It was just one yeah, they were it

592
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: was one of.

593
00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: My kids switched into different classrooms. So look, we're so competitive, right.

594
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: We outs episode.

595
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: So Michelle's teacher, missus Manning, introduces herself to Jesse and

596
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: welcomes him to preschool. Jesse shakes her hand and assures

597
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: her that he'll stay out of the way, but missus

598
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 2: Manning reminds him that he's their special helper today and

599
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: lucky for him, special helpers get to join in on

600
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: all the fun. Jesse tells her he doesn't specialize in

601
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: special helping. He's actually a musician by trade, and missus

602
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: Manning exclaims that's perfect because today is music day, and

603
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: Jesse sarcastically responds perfect. Missus Manning tells her preschoolers to

604
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: gather around the magic carpet and grab their instruments. She

605
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: shows Jesse the magic chair that he gets to use,

606
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: and it's extremely tiny. It's one of those toddler chairs,

607
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: very tight. Jesse sarcastically tells her it'll be magic if

608
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 2: I can fit into this thing. So he takes a

609
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: seat in little chair and all of the preschoolers burst

610
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 2: out in laughter. He mockingly laughs back at them, causing

611
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: them to quiet, and he says under his breath, I

612
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: feel like a Dufus. Just then Aaron pipes up, let's

613
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: play music, Uncle Dufus, and Jesse pats the child on

614
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: the head and lets.

615
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: Out fake laugh. Never say that again.

616
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 2: Miko is just so dang cute, Like he's so dang

617
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: like so cute.

618
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little bowl cut that he was just like

619
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Speaker 1: this big and just so Yeah, he's really.

620
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 2: Phenomenal considering his age too.

621
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

622
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: Michelle nudges Aaron and tells him that her uncle Jesse

623
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Speaker 2: can sing like Elvis. Missus Manning grabs a guitar that's

624
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Speaker 2: conveniently sitting in the corner and asks Jesse to play

625
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: the children a song. Jesse hesitates, and Aaron screams he's chicken.

626
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 2: Jesse states that he's not going to listen to a

627
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: four year old. Aaron puts that to the test, flapping

628
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 2: his wings and saying, boh.

629
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Speaker 1: You do a great chicken, by the way, really you

630
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: do it. You're thank you one point.

631
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 3: I was talking.

632
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 2: I was practicing my bawwalk last night. So Jesse caves

633
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 2: instantly grabs a guitar from Missus Manning, and then Michelle

634
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 2: tells her uncle that Aaron took her tambourine. Jesse handles

635
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 2: us by telling the little boy, if you steal on

636
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 2: the magic carpet, you'll end up in magic prison. Aaron

637
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: gives the instrument back to Michelle with a pout, and

638
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: she nods, thank you very much. Jesse begins to strum

639
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: a tune on the guitar and sings his own elvisy

640
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 2: rendition of Farmer in the Dell for the kids. After

641
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 2: he's finished, they give him a rowdy round of applause,

642
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: and Aaron starts to chant more more more, and the

643
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: other kids follow suit. Jesse insists that the farmer has

644
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: left the building, so he stands up and the chair

645
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: stays attached to his butt, and the preschoolers burst out

646
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: with laughter. After the chair situation is handled, Missus Manning

647
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 2: asks Jesse to hand out animal cookies to the students

648
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: while she gets ready for puppet time. Puppet time, Oh yeah, yeah,

649
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: you're the puppet.

650
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: You're the puppet person, you know, I love I have

651
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: all of them puppets, all of the above puppets.

652
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes the little springy ones.

653
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: So Jesse shrugs, this should be easy enough. He sits

654
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: down with the box and asks which kid would like

655
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: some on cue. They swarm him, shouting me, me, me,

656
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 2: me me as they reach for the box cookies. Jesse

657
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: stands up frantically, telling the kids to watch the hair.

658
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: He begins to pass a cookie out to each child,

659
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Speaker 2: and that's when we see Aaron steal Michelle's cookie right

660
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Speaker 2: out of her hand. Michelle frowns. Aaron, he's got it

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Speaker 2: out for Michelle.

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Speaker 3: You know, he's just like girl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like she's a target to see you thinking

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Speaker 1: you're cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

666
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 2: Michelle says, you took my elephant, and Aaron grins, it's

667
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: in my tummy now and he gives her a maniacal laugh.

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00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 2: Michelle runs over to her uncle Jesse and tells him

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Speaker 2: what happened. Jesse advises her to steal his cookie. Then

670
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Speaker 2: if someone does something to you, you should do it

671
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Speaker 2: right back.

672
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Speaker 3: That is why we are where we are.

673
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 2: It does explain so much.

674
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Speaker 3: Is terrible advice, just yeah advice.

675
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 2: This whole episode like Joey and the don't tell anyone.

676
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 3: Well, she gives much better advice than she gets. You know,

677
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Speaker 3: she's a licensed therapist.

678
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 2: Where did she do her training. She did not get

679
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Speaker 2: it from the adults in her life.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's always very hard to do your

681
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: own life. You can make choices for others, and she's

682
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: very clear on that, but it's really hard, you know,

683
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Speaker 1: her own preschool experiences.

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Speaker 2: She's too close to it and she's too close to

685
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 2: the situation. Yeah, uh so, Michelle nods, this works for me.

686
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: She proceeds to snatch Aaron's cookie out of his hand

687
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Speaker 2: and eat it. Aaron wines, that was my camel, and

688
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: Michelle grin's it's in my tummy now, and she mimics

689
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Speaker 2: his maniacal laughter from earlier. In return, Aaron pinches her

690
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: arm and Michelle screams out, and she pinches him right back,

691
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: and Aaron yells out, and then he pinches Michelle again.

692
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 2: Michelle shouts a lengthy owt when Aaron doesn't let go,

693
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Speaker 2: so she grabs his arm and pinches it at the

694
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Speaker 2: same time, so they're both wailing in unison. Missus Manning

695
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,959
Speaker 2: comes running in a panic. She asks Michelle and Aaron

696
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 2: what's going on? And Aaron answers, Michelle pinched me. Missus

697
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 2: Manning asks Michelle if this is true, and she nods, yes,

698
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: I did. Jesse is standing by them now and he

699
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: has his own questions. Did Aaron pinch you first? Michelle

700
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: nods again, yes he did. Missus Manning reminds him that

701
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Speaker 2: pinching is not allowed, and Michelle counters, Uncle Jesse said

702
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 2: to do it back. Oh, Jesse defends himself. The kid's

703
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 2: been bugging her all morning and he called me uncle dufus.

704
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: Missus Manning explains that this is not how they settle

705
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Speaker 2: things here. She tells the kids that they'll need to

706
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Speaker 2: sit in the corner for time out. She points them

707
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Speaker 2: in opposite directions, and Michelle asks me, I'm the good one,

708
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: and Jesse agrees, Yeah, she's the good one. Missus Manning

709
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: points to the corner and tells Michelle to go. Michelle obliges.

710
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: The audience aws at the sight of her getting in trouble. Right, Yes,

711
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,479
Speaker 2: it is true. Jesse is shocked. She was just trying

712
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Speaker 2: to defend herself. The teacher shakes her head. It's not

713
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Speaker 2: appropriate behavior for my classroom. Jesse continues to argue, telling

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Speaker 2: missus Manning she's spending a little too much time on

715
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Speaker 2: the magic carpet. He believes these kids need to learn

716
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Speaker 2: to stick up for themselves. Missus Manning tells him they

717
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 2: also need to learn that violence is not the answer.

718
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 2: The teacher finally puts the argument to rest, telling Jesse

719
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Speaker 2: that the punishment stands she is in charge at this school.

720
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 2: Jesse responds, well, maybe Michelle shouldn't be at this school,

721
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: and he walks over to her and picks her up

722
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 2: from the time out, telling her they're out of here.

723
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: When walking to the door, he tells the kids to

724
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: say goodbye to Michelle. The kids wave goodbye and she

725
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 2: shrugs at her classmates while being carried out the door.

726
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 3: Extremely way to make.

727
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 2: A simple situation worse.

728
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 3: And look, I have I have.

729
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: I've been with people like this where you're like, oh

730
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 1: and just they it's just like fine, then I'm gonna

731
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: blow everything up.

732
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Speaker 3: And I was just like Jesse, just stop talking. Yeah, yeah, no,

733
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: that was it was.

734
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Speaker 2: It was painful, but on on character, it was in

735
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Speaker 2: Barion Brandford. You know, it's okay if the kid gets punished,

736
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: it's okay. If she goes on time out, it'll stop

737
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Speaker 2: her up a little bit.

738
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you gotta get a time out. I'd like

739
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: to put myself on time out these days.

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Speaker 3: Can I go sit like.

741
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: All the things we hated as kids, nap, time, time out,

742
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: snack not like we like now. I'm just like, bring

743
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Speaker 2: on the snap, nap time, snacks and all of them,

744
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Speaker 2: Miss pre So next we are in the living room,

745
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 2: could you could go back preschool? I'd probably get arrested.

746
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 2: Like you can't be on campus if you don't own

747
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: a child, right, like you have to own one if you.

748
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Speaker 3: Don't own a child. Yeah, I mean, yeah, probably not.

749
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Speaker 2: This was our joke for a year because Michael, when

750
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: I was on fuller, he would help the kids. Couldn't

751
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: drive back then, so he would help with the card.

752
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

753
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 2: So after school he would always go and wait outside

754
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 2: the Felicity's classroom and he's he would always text me

755
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: and say, I'm so dang uncomfortable because I'm the tallest

756
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: person here. I'm a guy, right, and I'm not really

757
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: I'm not biologically related to.

758
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Speaker 3: Anything relate right.

759
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're like to get arrested and thrown off.

760
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: So I'm like that, I'll just put your name on

761
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 2: the forums. I'm like the emergency, yeah, I mean that's yeah,

762
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: Just so it doesn't it could get weird, you know,

763
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: schools don't mess around with that.

764
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Speaker 3: We are in the living room and well me not quickly.

770
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 2: Joey walks through the door with a numbed mouth from

771
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,439
Speaker 2: the dentist. Becky and Danny are sitting in the living

772
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 2: room eating their ted Copple cappellini. Joe I know right

773
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 2: now m should want pasta. Joey tries to take them

774
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: through his dental experience with the novacane is making it

775
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: pretty hard to understand him. Then the phone rings and

776
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 2: Joey decides he'll be the one to answer it. We

777
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 2: can't understand a word he's saying, but he seems to

778
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: be having a great time on the phone call, laughing

779
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: his way out of the room. Michelle walks in with

780
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Speaker 2: Uncle Jesse, and she's carrying big stuffed kangaroo and a flag.

781
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: She happily tells her dad that she got these souvenirs

782
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 2: from the zoo. She saw lions and tigers and bears,

783
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 2: and Danny finishes, oh my. He asks her what happened

784
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: to preschool, and Michelle states, I quit preschool. Danny is

785
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 2: obviously shocked, so Jesse clarifies, well, I kind of pulled

786
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 2: her out of there. Jesse assures Danny that this preschool

787
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: thing is way overrated, and he proves it by telling

788
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,959
Speaker 2: Michelle to relay the things she learned in the real

789
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: world today. She answers a camel can spit. Jesse pat's

790
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Speaker 2: Danny on the back, telling him one day he'll thank

791
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Speaker 2: him for this, But Danny is not the slightest bit amused.

792
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: He questions, how.

793
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: Did you do this? That is an excellent preschool. Michelle

794
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 2: is getting an academic foundation that's going to carry her

795
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 2: through grades K through twelve, through college through Harvard Law School.

796
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 2: Danny accuses Jesse of robbing this nation of one of

797
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,959
Speaker 2: the finest legal minds the Supreme Court has ever known.

798
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 2: Non cue, Michelle declares, I gotta go potty. She toddles away.

799
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 2: It's a good it was a good payoff for that joke,

800
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 2: you know.

801
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it was. That was actually very fun.

802
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 2: Becky stands up for her fiance. I'm sure Jesse had

803
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: very a very good reason for pulling her out of preschool,

804
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: and Jesse nods they were gonna make Michelle sit in

805
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: a corner. Becky asks and then, and Jesse admits that's it.

806
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 2: Becky nods at Danny, you're right, he's out of his mind.

807
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: Jesse reminds them that they weren't there. He tells them

808
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: about Aaron and how he told Michelle to.

809
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: Stick up for herself.

810
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 2: He boasts it worked for me as a kid, an

811
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: I for an eye, a pinch for a pinch, It's

812
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 2: the only way you can survive out there on the streets.

813
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: Danny shouts, what streets. Michelle's not allowed out of the backyard.

814
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 2: Danny wants his daughter to learn to stick up for herself,

815
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Speaker 2: but Jesse can't pull her out of preschool without consulting

816
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 2: him first. Jesse argues, I thought I was living here

817
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 2: to help my nieces, and Danny reminds him those nieces

818
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: are his daughters. Jesse he wonders if he's just the

819
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 2: hired help. Then he tells Danny he'll go cook dinner,

820
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: but he has to consult the king first on what

821
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 2: he'd want, what to make chicken or pork chumps Danny

822
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 2: glare's just cook whatever you want, although I do feel

823
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: like chicken though. It's got a nasty fast. You know,

824
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: they were going right, I get Jesse just it's yeah,

825
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: bleaned down. Yeah, Dany's got a point. It's his kids,

826
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 2: you know.

827
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: Also he's Jesse says, I'm just the higher. That implies

828
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: he's getting paid. So you're getting free room and board, okay,

829
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Speaker 1: and you have changed careers, yes, seventeen times already. So

830
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Speaker 1: just be grateful for what you got and call.

831
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Speaker 2: You know, he's he's gotta. He's going to be right.

832
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: That's the thing. When Jesse's blowing up, he will just

833
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: go hard until he proves that he's right, and then

834
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: he realizes he's wrong after twenty one minutes.

835
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, this is how it goes.

836
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Speaker 2: So next in the kitchen, Joey is holding his face

837
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 2: in agony. He grabs container of pain medication and tries

838
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 2: to open it to no avail. He frowns oh no,

839
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 2: it's child proof. Just then Steph hurries into the house.

840
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: She sets DJ's school paper on the counter and admits

841
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: that she's freaking out. She tells Joey about Kimmy's horoscope

842
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 2: and how it predicted that she'd have an unpleasant surprise

843
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 2: and it happened. Instead of pizza, the cafeteria served pimento

844
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Speaker 2: loafs it was like eating baloney with eyes, and she

845
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: cringes at this, right, you're cringing right now at this.

846
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 3: I don't think, but yeah, it just I'm like pimental loaf.

847
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 3: I don't think that wasn't the thing that.

848
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: That wasn't a cafeteria cuisine regular on the menu.

849
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: Nah, yeah, not in my era. Maybe in like fifties, sixties,

850
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Pimento feels like more of a thing

851
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: from like.

852
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, whose weird, guy, I never had a pimental loaf

853
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: that was not What the hell is pimento? What is

854
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: like a.

855
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 3: Weird little all?

856
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 2: It looks like it olive. It's just I don't know,

857
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 2: it looks like it looks like I don't Yeah, marks

858
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: that aren't supposed to be there on meat, like it's not.

859
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 2: It doesn't look appealing.

860
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little disconcerting when you look at it.

861
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: Why we don't eat demento? Uh?

862
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 3: Where am i Tomento?

863
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Joey, noah amento. Joey nods in agreement and

864
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: tries to say something, but Steph can't understand him. Then

865
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: her eyes go wide. She rereads the last part of

866
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Speaker 2: her horoscope. A misunderstanding will occur at home. I'm at home.

867
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Speaker 2: I'm misunderstanding you. I'm freaking out again. Steph runs upstairs

868
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: in panic. Joey goes back to his child proof bottle.

869
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: He finally gets it open, but now he's having a

870
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Speaker 2: hard time drinking water out of a glass. He resorts

871
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Speaker 2: to using the sink's spout, spraying water all over his

872
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: face in an attempt to make it work. And Dave's

873
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: commitment to these bits, you know he will need anything

874
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 2: I read joke.

875
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I mean the physical comedy in the

876
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: kitchen is always that, you know, it's to be funny, yes.

877
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 2: Like a shutgall holms with the candlestick in the library,

878
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 2: it's physical comedy in the christ I love yep so

879
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: up in the girls room, DJ and Kimmi are sitting

880
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: still sitting at the table brainstorming new ideas for the

881
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 2: school newspaper. Why aren't they in school? Have they been

882
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 2: sitting there the whole time? Stephanie went to school and

883
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: Michelle went to school.

884
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: No, they came home. They've already been to the zoo

885
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: after school afternoon, they came home. They walked home to

886
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: school together. That's my that's the story I'm telling myself. Yeah, yeah,

887
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: they haven't just been sitting in that room all day.

888
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: They looked very conscious. We should have had, like Joel

889
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 2: should have had us entering the room to establish that

890
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: because otherwise, thirty seven years later, I'm getting hung up

891
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: on details that don't matter.

892
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 3: It's true. Yeah, you're right, you're right, right, I know,

893
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 3: but you're right. Were they there? Were they not there?

894
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 3: What happens?

895
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: A simple entrance would have solved all of that and

896
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 2: a throwaway line, Oh school was great today anyway. DJ

897
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: pitches an idea for next week's editorial, tardiness. Are we

898
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 2: really late or does class start just a bit too early?

899
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 2: Then stuff comes?

900
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 3: It's wort with my kids lives.

901
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, I'm grateful. So I don't know about

902
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 2: your high schools, but uh, I think in the state

903
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 2: of California for public high schools, they start at eight

904
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: thirty now by law, which is great, Like my kids

905
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: still can't get up in time for the eight thirty start.

906
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, Zoe's school starts at eight and these

907
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: starts sick.

908
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 3: So yeah at eight thirty. That's a little bit.

909
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: That's that's eighties, isn't. It's more it's they're not late

910
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: to first period, though they get.

911
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: There on time. It's later in the day that socializing

912
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 3: happens and things. Yeah.

913
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's so always right around, weirdly, right after nutrition,

914
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: like the third period. Yeah, that's usually the one that

915
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: she's late.

916
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 2: Well, it's tardiness, you know, it's a class that started

917
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: too early. So Steph walks in the room. She's wearing

918
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: a hockey mask and carrying a tennis racket in one

919
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: hand and a giant lamp in the other. Kimmy's face

920
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: is full of judgment. What are you doing practicing for

921
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: the nerd Olympics. Steph explains that everything in her horoscope

922
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 2: came true, which is why she's now exercising extreme caution.

923
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,720
Speaker 2: After dark, Jimmy realizes it's time to tell Steph the truth.

924
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about astrology. I just copied those

925
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 2: horoscopes out of old newspapers. Steph asks, you mean thanks

926
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 2: to this woman, I spent my whole day freaking out

927
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 2: over nothing. She takes off her hockey mask and shouts

928
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: how rude. Michelle comes running into the room and addresses Steph,

929
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 2: you stole my clown light. Steph explains that she just

930
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 2: needed to borrow it, but Michelle scolds her that's mine.

931
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 2: You're in big trouble, mister, and then she grabs Steph's

932
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: arm and pinches it. Jesse walks in at that moment

933
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: and asks what's going on. Michelle admits I did this

934
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 2: and pinches Stephanie again. Jesse tells Michelle to stop pinching

935
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: her sister, but Michelle reminds him you said I could.

936
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 2: Jesse shakes his head and tells her that was a

937
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 2: different situation, but once he compares the two aloud, he

938
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: realizes it's the same thing. Michelle turns to Stephanie and

939
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 2: threatens her while showing off her pinchers. Give it back

940
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: or you're getting it again. Jesse stops Michelle, calling her

941
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: crab girl and forcing her pinchers away. He grabs her

942
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 2: hand and tells her to come with him, but Michelle

943
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 2: stops in the doorway and her eyes narrow on Steph,

944
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 2: I'll be back for the clown we're delivering on.

945
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 3: That was yet again Michelle and her intimidation.

946
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 2: She yeah, she and Jesse cut from the same cloth

947
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: in this episode.

948
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 3: That's where she learned it truly. Yeah, yeah yeah.

949
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: So in Jesse's room, Jesse sits Michelle down on his lap,

950
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: telling her it's time for one of their world famous talks. Oh,

951
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 2: I can't wait, He admits, I'm not very happy about it,

952
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 2: but your uncle Jesse was wrong today. Michelle's jaw drops

953
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: and Jesse smiles. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.

954
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 2: He tells Michelle that he acted like a big jerk

955
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 2: today and she tells him it's no problem, but Jesse

956
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: insists that it is a big problem. He got into

957
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: a lot of fights as a kid, and he's realizing

958
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: now that he handled those situations all wrong.

959
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 3: And still continues, Jesse advises.

960
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 2: If you have a problem, you should try to solve

961
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 2: it with words, and if that doesn't work, you should

962
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 2: find a parent or a teacher to help. But absolutely

963
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 2: no hitting or pinching Capeche. Michelle nods Capeche, no more pinching,

964
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 2: and she gives her uncle a big kiss. Danny walks in,

965
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: telling Jesse that he called mister Manning and straightened everything out.

966
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: He happily tells Michelle that she'll be going back to

967
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 2: school tomorrow. Michelle responds, okay, but it's Saturday, Jenny corrects himself,

968
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: make that Monday. Then Jesse reveals that he straightened a

969
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: few things out with Michelle too. He asks Michelle to

970
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 2: tell her daddy what she learned, and she recalls uncle

971
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 2: Jesse is a big jerk. Jesse realizes that he did,

972
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: in fact teach her that, but the important lesson was

973
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 2: no pinching. He looks at Danny and gives him a

974
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: sincere apology for turning Michelle into a preschool dropout. Jenny

975
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: knows he was only trying to protect her, and he

976
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 2: accepts the apology. Jesse admits, I just wish there was

977
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: some way I could make it up to you, and

978
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: Danny grins, there is. You are one lucky man. I

979
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 2: told the school you are going to be their special

980
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: helper all next week. Jesse despises this idea, but Michelle

981
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 2: announces that makes me very happy and that's our show.

982
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 3: Way, that's the show.

983
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 2: Cute episode the Yeah, it was cute. It was Yeah,

984
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: it wasn't like, you know, it wasn't a banger, but

985
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: it wasn't a terrible you.

986
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 3: Know right right, it was.

987
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like one that like stood out, but

988
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: it was like, Okay, this is cute, this is cute.

989
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: And then you know the lesson of like, you know,

990
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: not hands.

991
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 2: To yourself whatever, that's that's a good lesson.

992
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless you've gone to a teacher and they haven't

993
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 3: done anything and then somebody with you.

994
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 2: There's a lot of nuance. There's a lot of I

995
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 2: think the girls, the Olsons are like their peak cuteness

996
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 2: and their acting skills have improved so much, like can

997
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: finally carry a storyline like this because it doesn't look.

998
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 3: Yes, I can carry it.

999
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: And there they've got good enough at like repeating Adria

1000
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: to make you know what I mean, Like they finally

1001
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: were like getting i think a little more personality of

1002
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: their own. So they knew that and they kind of

1003
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: understand understood I think a lot more of what was

1004
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: going on that it was we were playing pretend and

1005
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: we were you know, yeah, they.

1006
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 2: See they're doing a great job. It doesn't look robotic

1007
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: or forest or you know, it's it's they're putting up

1008
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: my motion behind it.

1009
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 3: Do you remember how long that stuff need to take?

1010
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 2: Like it's seared into my brain when you had a

1011
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 2: scene with Michelle, you like this, so it's going to

1012
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 2: be a minute.

1013
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 3: This is going to take forever. Yeah, because the way

1014
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 3: we would.

1015
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: Do it is anytime Michelle had a line, Adria later

1016
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 1: who has been on the show, who was our studio

1017
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: teacher and also transitioned into baby wrangling and working with

1018
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: the Olson's, she was the one that would be right

1019
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: off camera saying their line and then they would repeat

1020
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: it and then you'd go on to your line. So

1021
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: it was there was always sort of a strange delay

1022
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: of her saying something and that, you know, and then

1023
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,959
Speaker 1: you picking up the line and uh.

1024
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was tedious. Took it was tedious. And if

1025
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: you'll notice, the director always singles Michelle out in like

1026
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 2: a single shot, so yes, there isn't that it cuts

1027
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 2: down on the delay a little bit. They can cut

1028
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 2: Adria's void out voice out a little easier.

1029
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: So right, well that and uh, I think you could

1030
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: you know, sort of shoot around it a little bit more,

1031
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: if you know, we needed to be going and getting

1032
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: a wardrobe change for the next thing that they were

1033
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: going to shoot. They could shoot over and over Michelle

1034
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: getting a line that's just a close up to.

1035
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 3: Herself and her eye line too.

1036
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 2: They could have Adria stand like right where she's supposed

1037
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 2: to be, where Stephanie is or whoever, so the girls

1038
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 2: could just exact right at her and yeah, it worked.

1039
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, looks great. It looked great.

1040
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 2: Know that it took hours.

1041
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 3: People were like they're yeah. They were like, oh my god,

1042
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 3: they and we were like, well.

1043
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: There, yes, yes, they're very cute and very but it's yeah.

1044
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 2: They were were parrots for a long time and.

1045
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,720
Speaker 1: They were but that but it was it was so cute,

1046
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: and yeah, this one was a fun one where they

1047
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: got a little more like they got to be. It

1048
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: was Mary k the one. Yeah, I can tell it

1049
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: was Mary Kate. I could I just know the face

1050
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: and she was like, yeah.

1051
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 3: That's so great, so cute.

1052
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if you have any everywhere you looks

1053
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 2: like I don't.

1054
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 3: I don't really have one.

1055
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: I didn't have I didn't have and everywhere you look,

1056
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: I was looking h I was looking at the at the.

1057
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,479
Speaker 2: Kids, and I didn't see anybody any kids that looked

1058
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: recognizable in the preschool scene.

1059
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah no, And I yeah, I didn't see anything in

1060
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: the in the episode.

1061
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 2: That something stuck out to me. But I don't know

1062
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 2: if I'm just repressing it or not. Has Jesse's carpet

1063
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: always been pink? I thought it was green originally, and

1064
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: it was very noticeable, like I know he redid it.

1065
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 2: He took down the bunnies, he put up some of

1066
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 2: his guitars and stuff. But did he recarpet. Maybe they

1067
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 2: changed from one bad color to another bad color.

1068
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 3: It was pink.

1069
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 2: It was like Pismo No Pismo Bepto.

1070
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 3: Pismo Beptal pink.

1071
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: I like Pismo Beptal. It's right up there next to

1072
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: Pismo Beach. Actually that's where.

1073
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 2: It originated manufactured.

1074
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't.

1075
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: I don't remember either Anerto. Somebody please chime in, because

1076
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: they watched the stuff.

1077
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 3: I think it was.

1078
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: I think it was like a lighter sort of like

1079
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: a like a yeah, it was like I think and

1080
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: then maybe when he took all the the bunnies and

1081
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: stuff down and the maybe then he went for the it's.

1082
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 3: Like a dark mom. It was pink. It was pink.

1083
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 3: It was yeah, it was pink. Yes, in this episode,

1084
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 3: carpet is pink.

1085
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 2: It's like it matches the bathroom and the pink, like

1086
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 2: the pink tile of of bathrooms. Yeah, it was very

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Speaker 2: it was.

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Speaker 3: It was Huh. I didn't and I was like even noticed.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, we're so I can't remember season one

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Speaker 2: so right, uh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no I didn't. I did not notice that. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was you know, nothing.

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Speaker 2: No nothing that so yeah, sorry, yeah, everywhere you look, yes,

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Speaker 2: she was.

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Speaker 1: Was that it?

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Speaker 2: And learning a good lesson?

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, very good lesson. I hope you all have

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Speaker 1: learned your lesson too. No pinching people solve your problems

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Speaker 1: with words unless you get a teacher involved.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna give anyone advice, uh.

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Speaker 2: Because don't listen to Jon.

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Speaker 3: And yeah yeah uh.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, thank you for joining us for another

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Speaker 1: unhinged episode of how Rude Tannerto's We love you guys,

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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. We love to get your comments, suggestions,

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Speaker 1: let us know what color the carpet is. If you've

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00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: fun Q and A episodes sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Where we take fan questions and stuff. So yeah, hit

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Speaker 3: us up, follow.

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Speaker 1: Us on Instagram, uh, and we will see you next

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Speaker 1: time for another episode of Howard Tanato's So remember you, guys,

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Speaker 1: the world is small.

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Speaker 3: The house is full of snee That was Oh, I

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Speaker 3: kind of was though.

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Speaker 2: I like sneaking, Michelle. I'm here for it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you know, speaking Michelle here.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm done. All my funny was out fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes ago. Yeah, good night anyway, Thank you guys,