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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And oh boy, here's what we got

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Speaker 1: and talk about political naive atay, are you really that naive?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Forty six year old dude looking

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Speaker 1: just have to play this real quick first before we

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Speaker 1: get back to the asked doctor, Jesse questions Paul. Ryan's

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Speaker 1: out there still on the news talking for some reason.

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Speaker 1: He said this. He's fading fast. He's a proven he's

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Speaker 1: talking about Donald Trump. By the way, he's fading fast.

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Speaker 1: He's a proven loser. He costs us the House at eighteen,

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Speaker 1: he costs us the White House in twenty. He costs

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Speaker 1: us to set it again and again. And I think

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Speaker 1: we all know that. And I think we're moving past Trump.

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Speaker 1: I really think that's the case. I do. I can't

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Speaker 1: Is an analytical point. This is what people hate. This

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Speaker 1: is what people really really hate is when the super

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Speaker 1: smart guys the guys who were in the know when

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Speaker 1: they declare always trying to declare somebody to be done,

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Speaker 1: no matter what the will of the people say. Let's

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Speaker 1: rewind real quick, speaking of Trump back in his first

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Speaker 1: primary in twenty sixteen, when he came out of nowhere

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Speaker 1: and Donald Trump was this phenom. I was hardcore Ted

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Speaker 1: like a Democrat. And eventually Ted Cruise goes down and

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump is essentially the nominee, but he hasn't gone

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Speaker 1: to the convention yet, where the official nomination process takes place.

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Speaker 1: And I want you to keep in mind, this is

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Speaker 1: a time where I still hated Donald Trump. I hadn't

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Speaker 1: grown to like the guy yet. I remember very clearly

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Speaker 1: all the super smart people out they're trying to say, what,

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Speaker 1: we don't have to nominate him at the convention. We'll

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Speaker 1: just we'll pull some rules stuff and go against him

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Speaker 1: at the convention. And at a time when I despise Trump,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't have been louder about that, saying the people

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump to be the nominee. Who are you people

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Speaker 1: who think you speak for the people. Paul Ryan declaring

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Speaker 1: he's done. He keeps doing this now, maybe he is done.

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Speaker 1: I've been very vocal about the mistakes, the huge one's

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Speaker 1: great things he's done, the mistakes he's made, I'm fine

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Speaker 1: with talking about that. But you'll never hear me. Come

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Speaker 1: say it's over, it's we're gonna move on. Everyone's moving on.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not true. If you pulled Republicans today, he's

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Speaker 1: probably still the most popular Republican in the country. If not,

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Speaker 1: it's neck and neck with him in heavy D. Shouldn't

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Speaker 1: the people decide? No more, Paul ryans no more this

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Speaker 1: host or this guy, or this congressman or this senator deciding.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't the people decide? I can't stand that, man, I

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Speaker 1: can't see it. I got this one actually along those lines, Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: honest question from a learning but politically naive soul. It

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Speaker 1: seems like a great thing that the House of Representatives

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Speaker 1: through these past bills and committees, have any chance of

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Speaker 1: enacting real, meaningful change in our country. Who is it

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're that naive. One just for show

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Speaker 1: is probably not accurate. Are most of them for show?

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Speaker 1: Of course? But here's the advantage in passing these things.

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Speaker 1: And I'm well aware of the low TGP. Last time

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Speaker 1: I'm aware of that. But here's the advantage. When you're

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Speaker 1: if that offends you. If you're one of these long

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Speaker 1: You are insane communists now you are. You're a nutshob.

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Speaker 1: And because communism is so unpopular and always has been

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Speaker 1: unpopular everywhere, what do you rely on? You rely on lies,

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Speaker 1: being told on your behalf about everything you need, constant lies,

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Speaker 1: not just from your side. You need lie. You need

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Speaker 1: whole evil religion, is based on lies. It has to be.

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Speaker 1: a bunch of people, it doesn't work. So forcing them

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Speaker 1: use issues like abortion is a great one. They'll use

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Speaker 1: Maybe you are, but just hang with me for a

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Speaker 1: means if you attempt to have an abortion and the

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Speaker 1: Almost almost everyone kind of agrees with that doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: where you stand on it. Virtually every single Democrat on

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Speaker 1: what you just did was you prevented these people from

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Speaker 1: all these things for show? Now? Firing IRS agents and

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Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, of course they are. Of course they're

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Speaker 1: know conservative talk show hosts could be funny until I

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Speaker 1: heard you on the radio. Thanks to you, I reached

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Speaker 1: on my own. How about that. It's one hour a week,

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Speaker 1: one day a week in February. I'm going Monday through Friday,

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Speaker 1: one hour per day. First, I wanted to thank you

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Speaker 1: advice Michael Berry gave you. No calls at first, and

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Speaker 1: my name and I will not. And maybe this applies

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Speaker 1: YouTube or rumbor or just a podcast on i art, Google, Spotify, iTunes,

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Speaker 1: and I want to once again incurbage you if that's

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Speaker 1: something you want to do. Yeah, there's a tons of podcasts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: out of not marrying somebody he should have married. He

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Speaker 1: was my buddy who's gonna go unnamed. But we were

426
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Speaker 1: in Thailand and my buddy, and he's funny and I

427
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: love him less. It's hard, but he's one of the

428
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Speaker 1: ugliest people I've never seen, ever seen him my entire life.

429
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Speaker 1: What Chris, I'm being nice. He's one of the ugliest

430
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Speaker 1: people I've ever seen. And for some reason, I guess

431
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: it's I don't know, nervousness or whatever. He could not

432
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Speaker 1: talk to women. He was so awkward, and I would

433
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Speaker 1: try for him. I'm out there trying. I'm introducing to him.

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Speaker 1: Hey buddy, let's go, but crack a joke, come on,

435
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: come on, we need to and he would just I mean,

436
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: he would just fall apart when he got in the

437
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Speaker 1: presence of anybody. But he got to Thailand. It's a

438
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Speaker 1: third world country. He's a bell of the ball over there,

439
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: and he found some girl and he fell in love

440
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: and she fell in love with him. And we just

441
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: rode him to no end about going to Thailand and

442
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: picking up the first girl he saw, and he ended

443
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: up leaving her there. Man that there's no way that

444
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: guy's married. Now, there's no way it never happened for

445
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 1: him at all. He's probably got he's probably got ten dogs,

446
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: all right. So don't ever let anyone peer pressure you

447
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: like we did. Olah, Doctor Oracle listening to Brandon Darby

448
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: this week. We had Darby on Monday. Brandon Derby case.

449
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: You know, he's our cartel expert. You know, I don't

450
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: have a lot of guests sign. I think he's our

451
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 1: lame on this week. He's our cartel expert. He has

452
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: been to Mexico when the trunk of a car cultivating sources.

453
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: This guy knows Mexico. He was on Monday. If you

454
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Speaker 1: want to go get the skinny on what's going on

455
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Why there's a war zone going on anyway,

456
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: what would Emperor Jesse do about Mexico. I believe one

457
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: hundred percent no American blood should be spilled to police

458
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: fight corrupt foreign dumps on the other side of the world,

459
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: like Ukraine or Afghanistan. But Mexico was a different beast.

460
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: It's a giant failed state on our border controlled by

461
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: narco terrorists, was seemingly unlimited funds in advanced weaponry, The

462
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: cartels control huge sections of our border, and the Mexican

463
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: government one hundred thousand Americans a year died from Chinese

464
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Speaker 1: ventno coming, so on and so forth. Do we need

465
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: to start drone striking cartel targets, special forces, armored units

466
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Speaker 1: or just keep ignoring it like most Americans they're doing.

467
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: We can't afford any of this, then, of course you

468
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: break it. You bought it applies like Iraq, what a mess?

469
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: And his name is Andy. Well, I guess it's time

470
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: to bring it up again. The ultimate offense. This might

471
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: be of all the things I say that offend people,

472
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: this might be number one. It's way up on the list,

473
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: but it's still true. I get a lot of people

474
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: saying that's crazy, you're a nut job, you're a bloodthirsty monster,

475
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: you're offended. But I don't ever seem to get anybody

476
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: saying you're wrong or that wouldn't work, because I'm not wrong.

477
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: It would work. I'll tell you my idea in just

478
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: a moment. Before I tell you my idea, I'm gonna

479
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: tell you this really quickly. Your dog food is dead food.

480
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: And I don't expect you to be made of money

481
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: in to start making your dog a steak dinner every

482
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: single night. But dog food's dead food. I've told you

483
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: about my dog Fred a million times, how he used

484
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: to puke all the freaking time. We'd switch food and

485
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: switch food and switch food, and then he would get

486
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: these horrible ear infections. We'd have to take into the vet,

487
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: and then you'd have to put this stinky ear medicine

488
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: in his ear and he'd walk around the house trying

489
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: to flap his ears. All that. It was just it was.

490
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: It was really, honestly, I don't want to say more

491
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: trouble than these words, but man, it was a burden

492
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Speaker 1: for a while taking care of Fred. So thank you

493
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Speaker 1: rough greens. Thank you a supplements, not new food, a supplement.

494
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Speaker 1: We simply pour some rough greens on his food. Every morning,

495
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: every breakfast. We pour rough greens on it. He loves it,

496
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: scarves it right up. Minerals, vitamins, probiotics, omega oils. He's

497
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: not had an ear infection since, he hasn't thrown up

498
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: since this stuff. I didn't even know what all Doctor

499
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Speaker 1: Dennis Black, former Green Beret, by the way, he's putting

500
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Speaker 1: this stuff, but it's amazing. Rough greens are you f

501
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Speaker 1: f rough Greens dot com slash Jesse gets you a

502
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Speaker 1: free try your bag. All you pay for is the shipping.

503
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: You don't have to take my word for it. Go

504
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Speaker 1: get a freebag rough Greens dot com slash Jesse get

505
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: a free bag for your puppy. All right, well you're dog.

506
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: I call them all puppies. Now, what's the offensive thing

507
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: I think should be done about Mexico? I'll tell you

508
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: in a second. The Jesse Kelly Show. It's still really

509
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: to be David the Terns das. It is The Jesse

510
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On an ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you

511
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: can email the show during the show. That's fine, your love,

512
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: your heye, your death threats. You're asked Doctor Jesse questions,

513
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: you can email those to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

514
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: dot com. I have been informed that I tease the

515
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: ghost story like three times this week and I never

516
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: once got to it. I need to clarify that one

517
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: of those is most definitely Chris's fault, because I told

518
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: Chris to remind me. No, you didn't remind me, Chris,

519
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: not at the time. No, you didn't. Don't don't try

520
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: to fit. Don't try to lie. Now. I know you

521
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,239
Speaker 1: wrote it in the notes. But the notes didn't get

522
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: to me, Chris, now did they? I know they didn't

523
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: get to me. Anyway, I swear on everything once once

524
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Speaker 1: I tell a little history story and answer this question

525
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: about Mexico, I'm going to tell you my ghost story.

526
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: All right. I will tell you the ghost story before

527
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: this show ends, or I will retire from radio. I

528
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: am that committed. I feel that bad about being so

529
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: absent minded that I've teased it two or three times

530
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: and never got to it. I'm about to tell it

531
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Speaker 1: to you, but I gotta do some little history first,

532
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: because we're asking about Mexico. Before I do any of that,

533
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: let me do this really quickly. I want you to

534
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: as much as humanly possible. I'm speaking to myself here really,

535
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: more than anything. As financial times get difficult, I want

536
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 1: you to focus on giving back more and again, I'm

537
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: speaking to you, Jesse, I'm speaking to myself here. I

538
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: tend to because I'm accused of being cheap, which is

539
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: hilarious when it comes from people like Chris. But we

540
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: tend to be careful with our money. And when times

541
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: get tighter and the dollar isn't going as far we

542
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: tend to do what is human nature, and we tend

543
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: to shrivel up, to shrink up. Let's turnle up, let's

544
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: save every time. That's the wrong thing to do. Give

545
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: whatever you can. However, I want to caution you about

546
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: something you remember. I have worked in the nonprofit industry.

547
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: I worked there for a year. After I got done

548
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: losing two congressional races, I moved to DC and worked

549
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: in that industry. So I got to see behind the

550
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: scenes of the puppet show. I saw the strings, okay,

551
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: saw the finances. You need to be very, very very

552
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: careful about where you give your money. But the cause

553
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: sounds good, Oh, I know that's how they get you.

554
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: Sounds really good. Well, we're gonna save deformed puppies. I

555
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: love puppies. And then you dig into Deformed Puppy LLLC

556
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: and find out the CEO makes a million dollars a

557
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: year and about ten cents of every dollar you give

558
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: ever gets to a puppy. Do me a favor. I

559
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: tell you about preborn all the time. I'm not going

560
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: to go into it again tonight. About them offering women

561
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Speaker 1: free ultrasounds, saving babies lives. I want you to do

562
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Speaker 1: me a favor tonight. I want you to go look

563
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Speaker 1: up preborn. I don't want you to take my word

564
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: for it. Assume I'm a liar. I want you to

565
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Speaker 1: go look at the charity rating sites and look up preborn.

566
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Speaker 1: When I tell you your twenty eight dollars goes to

567
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Speaker 1: save a baby's life, your twenty eight dollars goes to

568
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Speaker 1: save a baby's life, go to preborn dot com slash

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Speaker 1: jesse and go save a baby's life tonight preborn dot

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571
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Speaker 1: say baby if that's easier, all right? Sponsored by Preborn. Now,

572
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: the question was what should be done about Mexico. Guy

573
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: wasn't interested in spilling American blood overseas, but what do

574
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: you do about a failed state next door? And I

575
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: thought it would be a good time right about now

576
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: to bring up history. Since you enjoy history, do you

577
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: know what the Gallic Wars were? I won't spend hours

578
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: on it, although I could, but here's what you should know.

579
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: There was a probably the most talented human being whoever

580
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: walked the planet besides Jesus before Chris's people killed him.

581
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Speaker 1: The most talented people probably whoever walked the planeted talented

582
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Speaker 1: person is Julius Caesar. In case you all you know

583
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Speaker 1: him as is a general or a guy who got assassinated.

584
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Speaker 1: Do more reading about Julius Caesar. His IQ had to

585
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Speaker 1: be the greatest of all time. The guy was not

586
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: only bold and brash and hilarious, the guy was just

587
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: a super genius. He just was and he was a

588
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Speaker 1: very ambitious person. And eventually he starts what's what he

589
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,959
Speaker 1: called a defensive war against Gaul. You see, there was Rome,

590
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: and then up north of Rome is Gaul France. Right,

591
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: just consider it France. There was France, and France before

592
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: it came a company, before it became a country full

593
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: of snobby people and women with armpit here, France was

594
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: like every other country on the planet, tribal. It's just

595
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Speaker 1: a bunch of tribal people, the Gauls, they Celts, whatever,

596
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: the same, basically the same type of people. I'm gonna

597
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: get emails saying that's different. But you know, you get

598
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Speaker 1: the idea. If you were a general in Rome, you

599
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: wanted to leave on a military campaign to go conquer

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Speaker 1: things because it one gave you a huge amount of

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Speaker 1: glory and power, and it gave you a huge amount

602
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Speaker 1: of money. Gaul was an untapped resource back them, so

603
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Speaker 1: Caesar launched what was called the Gallic Wars. That was

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Speaker 1: Caesar's attempted takeover of Gaul. I shouldn't say attempted, because

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00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: he ended up winning in the end. But he goes

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Speaker 1: into this huge tribal land of Gaul, France, and there

607
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: are many many tribes who were on our side, on

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Speaker 1: the Roman side, and many tribes were rebellious, and many

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Speaker 1: of the rebellious tribes fought on their own. They eventually

610
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Speaker 1: joined together to fight, but it was not like like

611
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Speaker 1: a five month thing. This took a long time for

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Speaker 1: him to kill enough Gauls and do it. And it's

613
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: really an incredible story of military combat and everything a

614
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Speaker 1: general ship and logistics. It's it's a really incredible story.

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Speaker 1: But Caesar, an issue came up. Many issues came up

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Speaker 1: during the Gallic Wars. But this thing was a big,

617
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Speaker 1: big problem. And here's what it was. While Caesar was

618
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: trying to pacify Gaul. But such a nice way to

619
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Speaker 1: put it, at Chris, I swear this is going to

620
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: come back to Mexico in a minute. While Caesar was

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Speaker 1: trying to pacify Gaul. He's working on just securing things

622
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Speaker 1: around there, meaning murdering a million people, but he's just

623
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Speaker 1: working on securing things around there. Those dack on Germans

624
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: started getting in the way. You see, if you pull

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Speaker 1: up a little map, I know you're probably not looking

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Speaker 1: at one right now, but if you're looking at a

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Speaker 1: map of Germany and France, you're over there in that

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00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: part of Europe. What you can notice is there's this

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Speaker 1: river running out there, this river called the Rhine. The

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Speaker 1: Rhine was considered a boundary between Gaul and the Germanic tribes.

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Speaker 1: The Germanic tribes, while the gallic Ones were very fierce

632
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Speaker 1: and things like that, and feared the Germanic tribes. It's

633
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Speaker 1: actually really cool when you read about it. We're thought

634
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Speaker 1: to be flat out frightening. The soldiers were huge, apparently,

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Speaker 1: if you read the Roman accounts of them, they were

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Speaker 1: just all if they all sound like they're seven feet

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Speaker 1: tall with bleach blonde hair, and they're just nasty, nasty fighters.

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Speaker 1: Previously in Rome, now this was a long time before this,

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Speaker 1: but prior to this, in Rome, these Germanic tribes had

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Speaker 1: had come up with these huge couple hundred thousand Man

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Speaker 1: done so already. You were worried about the Germanic tribes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're big and they're scary, and they've already defeated Romans

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Speaker 1: in the past. And here we are, We're just trying

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Speaker 1: to pacify France, and these dag gone Germanic tribes all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden as their wont to do. These were

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Speaker 1: very warlike people, they started making problems for Caesar. What

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Speaker 1: were they doing. They started getting in boats routinely and

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Speaker 1: they would cross the Rhine. They would cross the Rhine

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Speaker 1: and start doing raids on the Gallic on the French

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Speaker 1: side of the river. Why does that create problems for Caesar. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you're Caesar and you just pacified a tribe or

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Speaker 1: a tribe has come over to your side, Hey, Julius,

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Speaker 1: we love you, we're on your side, you know what,

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Speaker 1: you have to give them something back. If you're Julius Caesar,

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Speaker 1: you say, great, thanks, appreciate it. I'm gonna need some help.

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Speaker 1: But hey, you also have the protection of Caesar. You

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Speaker 1: are now under Caesar's protection. Now you don't have to

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Speaker 1: worry about anything. Except when some Germans come in and

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Speaker 1: murder everybody and carry your women off. It creates a

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Speaker 1: problem for Caesar. So what did he do? You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear the Kelly plan from Mexico next