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Speaker 1: Also, there is this nugget floating around the Cowboys star

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Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from Chicago. Now we mentioned

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Speaker 1: quarterbacks say the darnedest thing. They just say the darnedest things.

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Speaker 2: You'd be very careful. I believe.

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Speaker 9: I believe he misclicked and like did a wrong move

439
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Speaker 9: and then just resigned, like, let me shame for that.

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Speaker 9: I mean, I imagine that the move was bad and

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Speaker 9: it was gonna be bad news for him anyway, but.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't Saudi Arabia. They might cut his hand off

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Speaker 1: or something like that. Right, they would be careful.

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Speaker 4: You don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't upset anyone. There m'd be a problem.

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Speaker 4: All right.

447
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 2: Wait with that is the malor riddle of the day.

448
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Speaker 2: Let's get to the phones and let's see who do

449
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Speaker 2: we have here. I did see Hugh on the five

450
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 2: a little late with the answer, but he's listening. He's

451
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Speaker 2: checking in. Let's see here, by the way, we are

452
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Speaker 2: available on on the as I said the ex machine

453
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Speaker 2: at Ben mallor you can email the show Ben Malors

454
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Speaker 2: Show at gmail dot com.

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00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: It's Ben Malors Show at gmail dot com. If you

456
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Speaker 1: want to be part of the program. Let's see here.

457
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: My computer is a little slow.

458
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: Here's Poppy there. I don't know. I have a is

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00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 2: not resetting the calls, So listen. Poppy in San Diego, Hello, Poppy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Ben Maller. I just want to say I love

461
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: the intro. How you you know, listen to your mentor

462
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 3: read that that intro was like fire, you know, I

463
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 3: loved it. I loved it. And second of all, I

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Speaker 3: just want to say, you know, congratulations and Benny versus

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Speaker 3: of Tenny, you't want to be the first one season

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Speaker 3: three Ben Maller.

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Speaker 1: Well, Poppy, I think you'll you'll enjoy the announcement today,

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Speaker 1: and I really would like to I would like.

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Speaker 2: To credit you.

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Speaker 1: I feel like in many ways you're responsible for the

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Speaker 1: news that I'm going to share later today.

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Speaker 2: So thank you for that, Poppy.

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Speaker 1: You're You've been a great inspiration here, so I really

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00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: want to thank you for that.

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00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: And you'll be very happy with the news.

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00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And I'm really excited and happy for the

477
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: news and everyone listening to the podcast after this, well, listen,

478
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 3: we're gonna stay up. And that means Ben mallor for

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00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 3: you know that we're gonna be having Poppy versus Lorena

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00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: for season too. Right, I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: Let me check my notes here. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 2: see that on the notes.

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00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: I don't. Oh yeah, well yeah, remember you.

484
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Speaker 1: Didn't show up, Poppy. You were supposed to show up

485
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 1: every week and you just show up and well.

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00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I already know what you're gonna say, Ben Mala.

487
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 3: But look, let me explain to you.

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Speaker 4: Poppy is a hard worker.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you know you're saying I didn't show up one week,

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00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 3: but I'm always gonna be there for season two. But

491
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Speaker 3: I was working in the morning all the way to

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00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 3: the night, like hard worker. You know, I'm a hard worker.

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00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 3: So you know, maybe you know for this time, but

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00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 3: I'm not there. We can have like a fake Poppy

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00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 3: like weed man, you know, like a fake weed man,

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Speaker 3: have a fake Poppy.

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Speaker 2: So who would be a fake Poppy? Who do you

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Speaker 2: think would do a good fake poppy?

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Speaker 3: I mean a fake poppy A man. A lot of

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Speaker 3: good callers out there that would do that. I mean man.

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00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe uh, maybe someone I say blind

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00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 3: scoat on my mind or something like that.

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on a sec, Hold on, blind Scott.

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00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: Can you do a fake Poppy voice? If Poppy came everybody, everybody,

505
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: it's Poppy.

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00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: I haven't worked for the past month because I've been.

507
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 10: Taking a pat of my car.

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00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 3: I got the wheel off, I got my I got

509
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 3: my little loope here helping.

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00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 2: All right? All right, wow, okay, all right, hold on

511
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Speaker 2: his poppy? How is that poppy? Do you like that?

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00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: It was that a good Is that a good feeling

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00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 2: for you?

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00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 3: No?

515
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you're you're regretting. Wait wait wait, wait,

516
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: wait wait, who's talking right now? I don't know who

517
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 2: that was. I don't know. Both mines are up.

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00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 9: I'm not sure who just said that.

519
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 3: Oh that was me, That was me.

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00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 9: That was That's a great one guy.

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00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: All right? What about hollering James?

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00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: You think James would be a good poppy? All right,

523
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: let me check with him. Hold on, hold on a sec.

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00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: Hollering James. Would you like to be the fill in

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00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: as the fake poppy? Hollering James?

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00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: All right, well, the real Poppy stand up, Poppy? Did

527
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: you like that. Do you think hollowing James would be

528
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: a good poppy?

529
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: Man? Man, I love that he made me love, he

530
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: made me.

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Speaker 1: Laugh, Yeah, he made me he made me cry, he

532
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: made me cry.

533
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, So that are we gonna settle on

534
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: hollering James?

535
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Oh man, I would love to hear other people wandering

536
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 3: like a fake.

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00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: All right, Let's see what Tony in the Bay Area? Tony,

538
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: would you like to be the fake poppy?

539
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: The Bay Area?

540
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers looks like a gay?

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Speaker 2: Whereas Waldo, what do you do that poppy? You think

542
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: that would be a good fake poppy?

543
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 3: Oh? Man, I don't think that, all right?

544
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: Apparently, how about Mike the leper gun? I see, Mike

545
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: the Leprechaun. Mike, would you like to be the fake poppy?

546
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun in the Boston area? Would you like

547
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: to be the fake poppy Mike the Leprechaun?

548
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 3: I will, but don't put me off fold out to

549
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 3: her pop picks. I'm gonna pick the changers and and

550
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: like to then picks as annoying.

551
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: Okay, all right? U yeah, I mean you're going so good.

552
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: We were three for three and then we had to

553
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: go for the fourth and then man, all right, sorry, Poppy.

554
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,479
Speaker 2: I guess it's gotta be hollering James.

555
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think hollering is in. I think Lep was

556
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 3: doing good.

557
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: No, he was terrible, Mike, God, he sucked. I was terrible, right,

558
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: hang up on him. Let's go to hollering James. James, congratulations,

559
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: you won the Poppy soundlike contest.

560
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: No, you didn't win a golden ticket.

561
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 3: I love the show.

563
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 10: You got so many characters. But I haven't heard from

564
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 10: tell me about I did not follow the script. I

565
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 10: told earlier today that I don't back up. I called

566
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,719
Speaker 10: right back. I couldn't get through the line was busy.

567
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 10: I didn't know what to do.

568
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: You're a poet and you don't even know it.

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00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 10: I'm a poet and trying to show for wors Loreena

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00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 10: or Brie.

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00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: You don't even know what my name is, Brie. By

572
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: the way, I am Bri.

573
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 4: No, I'm not my name.

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00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: I changed my name debris.

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00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 10: Oh did you? What did you do? The name change?

576
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: As I got my two minutes ago?

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00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 10: This over with.

578
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 3: You?

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00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 10: What my homelessness? When I was homeless? Remember I was

580
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 10: calling you from different places?

581
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because he got kicked out of the Yeah, yeah, kicked.

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00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 10: Out of the other one. Hey, will you play that

583
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 10: one song for me? Then by Jo Josh and the

584
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 10: other guy turns express of the work as the little

585
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 10: goals to it, and we get in the song.

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00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: It's Coop care No, he stepped out. He stepped out.

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00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 10: Oh, tell him he's gotta download the song, man, that's come.

588
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: On, man, we need the song.

589
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: Thirty six pills in the morning, thirty six pills.

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00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 10: At night, and dude, tell me the bad time takes

591
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 10: a less All right? Oh better love your show?

592
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 2: Oh there it is James. Look you want to sing?

593
00:32:53,880 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 8: Sing James, Yeah in the morning.

594
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: Not really following the lyrics.

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00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 8: What did you expect, James, I'm gonna go see listen

596
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 8: to your shot?

597
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 2: James, where do you have a cut? Did he forget

598
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: the words?

599
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 1: Daddy?

600
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: He once told me, James, you be sports calling man.

601
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: He fell asleep.

602
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: You asked for the song, James.

603
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 2: You gotta sing, James, come on, just mumbling.

604
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: All right, I got I gotta go, I gotta go.

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00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: Thank you? Is weed man? There by the way? Do

606
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: we have weed man? Is he ready for the job?

607
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna try to get a hold of

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00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: weed man, Hippie.

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00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: He's my laugh track, and we're gonna have big bands

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Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week, Big Ben's lame jokes.

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Speaker 2: Of the week. We'll get to that and we will

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Speaker 2: do it next.

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Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller

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Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you it is the Ben Maler Show.

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Speaker 2: And reminder, with the iHeart Radio app, you can stream

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Speaker 2: the Ben Mallor Show wherever you happen to be on

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Speaker 2: God's Green Earth. Catch us and all the other gas bags,

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Speaker 2: blow hards and know it alls that also have shows here.

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Speaker 2: We prove that we're the overnight part of that in

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Speaker 1: Just search Fox Sports Radio. In the app you can

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Speaker 1: stream us live all day, all night, every day, every night.

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Speaker 1: Show and the Fifth Hour Podcast a big time pot

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Speaker 1: cast today you're not gonna want to miss with news

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Speaker 1: on Betty Versus the Penny, so check that out, but

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Speaker 1: have those as some of your precess on the iHeartRadio

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Speaker 1: app but will always pop up at the very top

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Speaker 1: of your screen.

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Speaker 5: Knock knock, who's there? Blame we blame we too. It's

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Speaker 5: Big Ben's lame joke of the week.

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Speaker 2: Well, that is Big Ben's lame jokes.

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Speaker 1: So we have the weed Man in the house in

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00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: the hissy there in Miami.

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00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: Hello, weed Man, Yeah, I'm here.

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00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 10: Then, I love you, big lad.

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00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 2: All right, how's life weed been? Everything? Okay with you?

641
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: You're getting out, You're putting your feet on the grass

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00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: a little bit.

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00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 5: Damn good.

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00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: You don't leave your house at all, do you?

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00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, go out tires beautifuloud?

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00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 2: Now okay, all right, good. So these are actual jokes

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Speaker 2: by well, yes, where you live there?

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00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're not You're not living on Lincoln Road anymore?

649
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah. Uh, you're not getting arrested every other week.

650
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: Thank god, I got you.

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00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's have some fun. Why not. Here

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00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: we go, And if you.

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Speaker 1: Want to send jokes in for a future episode, send

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Speaker 1: them care of Benmathershow at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Make sure to put joke in the headline. That way

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Speaker 2: I can get through all.

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Speaker 1: Of the spam emails Blind Scott sends me and find

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Speaker 1: your jokes.

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Speaker 2: Anyway we go? Why did Ozzy Osbourne play baseball? Or

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Speaker 2: why didn't? Why didn't Ozzy Osbourne play baseball?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 2: Well, nobody would give them bad? That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: How isn't holding from me? How bad is it is?

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Speaker 1: The forest fire? The smoke from that forest fire from Manitoba.

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Speaker 2: Entering the US?

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Speaker 3: Wow? How bad?

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Speaker 1: It's so bad that everyone's took us in Minnesota?

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Speaker 2: Smells like Canadian bacon? All right, that's from Ike again.

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Speaker 2: Here's one from Noah in Austin.

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Speaker 1: What do Parallel Lines and Blind Scott's next girlfriend have

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Speaker 1: in common? What they'll never meet?

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Speaker 2: Why did? Why did the or not? Why did did

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Speaker 2: you hear?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear the Malard Militia had a bagel flavored

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Speaker 1: a bagel flavor band at Panera? A bagel flavor was

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Speaker 1: banned by the Malad Militia at Panera?

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Speaker 10: No I didn't hear that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently no one can stand the poppy. They can't

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Speaker 2: stand it. That's Joe.

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Speaker 1: What would your poppy? That was Joe and Virginia Beach?

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Speaker 1: What would your poppy impersonation be?

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Speaker 2: Weed man?

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Speaker 3: Bye day?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: What are the angels?

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Speaker 1: And keg drinking Steve's nightly blood alcohol level have in common.

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Speaker 2: What they're both heading the five hundred. They're both heading

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Speaker 2: the five hundred. That's Eric Eric in Kansas. This one

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Speaker 2: from Tony in the Bay Area.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that David Vassat was traded for a

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Speaker 1: bag of crap and some knee pads?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they called it an even trade, That's what they

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Speaker 2: called it.

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Speaker 5: There and.

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Speaker 2: Big Bangs lame jokes a week. What's the difference between

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Speaker 2: Blind Scott and Marcel from Brooklyn?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually nothing, They're both terrible callers. That's Mike the Leprechaun.

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Speaker 2: What did Blind.

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Speaker 1: Scott say when someone told them the Patriots will win

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl next year?

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Speaker 2: What he said?

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Speaker 1: I can't see that happening. That's Eric in Kansas. Well,

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Speaker 1: some sad news. Did you hear that Shane and the

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Speaker 1: Moine walk into a field of days snowman?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently just turned out to be a huge carrot field.

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Speaker 2: But the same thing I don't Eric that was that

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Speaker 2: was a Noah red Noah in Austin Big Ben's lame

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Speaker 2: Jokes of the Week. These are actual jokes from actual listeners.

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Speaker 1: Let's see here What kind of sauce does Eminem get

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Speaker 1: at Taco Bell? What kind eight eight mild?

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Speaker 2: He likes eight mile?

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Speaker 1: That's the very funny buttermilk tavo what talent show would

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Speaker 1: Holler and James dominate in?

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Speaker 2: What the malor Poe snooze? Uh and said? Buttermilk tavo again,

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Speaker 2: Now we get to the good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Why doesn't weed Man have a problem getting to sleep

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Speaker 1: when he's in jail? Why because he spent a lifetime

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Speaker 1: sleeping behind bars?

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Speaker 2: And that's a surf Todd very funny man server topic comedian.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully Sir for Todd will be able to make the

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Speaker 1: Mallard meet and Greek in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Weed Man, you're invited. We're gonna be in Vegas August

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Speaker 2: twenty third. Wee Man, make sure show up.

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Speaker 1: But what did What did weed Man's son say when

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Speaker 1: weed Man told him someday you'll have a son of

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Speaker 1: your own?

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Speaker 2: What he said, so will you? That's Eric in Kansas?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: How is.

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Speaker 2: How is? How is weed Man? Hippie sex life? How

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Speaker 2: it comes and goes in spurts? That's a surfer Todd

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Speaker 2: yeah s topic comedian weed Man.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a nurse bird, No, me neither,

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Speaker 1: but angry Bill sees nurse birds daily.

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Speaker 2: That's Tony. Now, how do you know?

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Speaker 1: You're at weed Man's birthday party? There's no food, but

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Speaker 1: everyone has the munchies.

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Speaker 2: That's Dan.

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Speaker 1: In South in South Carolina. This one's from Tom and Indiana.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that weed Man had a terrifying, terrifying

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Speaker 1: experience with the Obama phone the other day?

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Speaker 3: No, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Apparently you actually punched up expresspros dot com and

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Speaker 2: they tried to give you a job and you freaked

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Speaker 2: out and you Tom Tom from Indiana, I heard you

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Speaker 2: weed Man found stir fry all over your bed?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Apparently you were sleep walking, is what you were doing.

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Speaker 2: You were sleep.

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Speaker 1: Walking from Buttermilk, Chavo and last one George and Uvalde, Texas.

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Speaker 1: What do weed Man, hippie and Fox Sports radio producer

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Speaker 1: lead a Lap have in common.

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Speaker 2: With the sim sins? What they all have itchy and

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Speaker 2: scratchy parts. Thank you, eat Man