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Speaker 1: Forever. Hi guys, Hello, Hello, Hello, Happy.

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Speaker 2: Friday or Saturday or Thursday, whatever you're listening to this podcast? Yes,

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Speaker 2: happy day, oh happy day? Be Jesus what not? All

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Speaker 2: over our follow Jesus.

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Speaker 1: He watched My Sins Away. Oh happy.

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Speaker 2: They don't believe in Jesus, but they should believe in

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Speaker 2: Sister Act because that was a good movie. It's actually

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Speaker 2: distract too. That's the one.

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Speaker 1: Is that the one with Lauren?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's the one. J Jesus.

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Speaker 1: He told me how.

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Speaker 2: AnyWho? Oh my god, it's days after Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: First of all, if you're not following us on social media,

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Speaker 2: you're trash. But more importantly, you're missing out. You're just

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Speaker 2: start hurting yourself. Yeah, we don't post a lot, but

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Speaker 2: our instag stories be orval retten Backer poping. Okay, we

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Speaker 2: got Nicki Minaj in the studio today. Wow was theirs.

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Speaker 1: We'll circle back to Nicki Minaj in a moment.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So Sydney, like, we post joke joke things on

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Speaker 2: our Insta stories, right, Like I was like a couple

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Speaker 2: weeks ago, I was like, oh, there's this costume.

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Speaker 1: It's like Instagram social media story. It was like.

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Speaker 2: Leggings, a crop chop, a blonde wig, and a hat

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Speaker 2: and like a Starbucks coffee cup. I said, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be this, and then I was like, no, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be Sussie from the Rugrats. Sydney's been posting stuff all

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Speaker 2: week too, and she's like, she posted Roger Klotz from

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Speaker 2: Doug Funny and you know I just saw it. Ah,

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Speaker 2: Sidney walks into this party in full green face. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god. Yo.

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Speaker 1: When I was putting it on, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: should stop in full face.

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Speaker 2: I looked in the mirror. I said, this is a no.

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Speaker 2: But she put it all over her face. I feel

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Speaker 2: like she got the bottom of her ears. She got

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Speaker 2: her neck in her hands, and then she threw a

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Speaker 2: V neck white. She threw a nick one and so

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Speaker 2: the Roger uniform and she showed up and we just

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Speaker 2: couldn't stop laughing because she looked ashy. But then she

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Speaker 2: also she looked like young Jock when he got that perm.

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Speaker 2: She looked like Tyrone Copple. She looked like Chappelle's SHOWSA

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Speaker 2: was like, are you Jack Nicholson? I was like, what

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Speaker 2: they said, I look like the mask? And when they said.

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Speaker 2: They called her the Mask. Somebody called her wicked. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you haven't seen that on Broadway yet, you trash

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Speaker 2: as in I because I haven't seen it. Someone called

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Speaker 2: her the incredible Hope before he turns into the hole. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was just listen.

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Speaker 2: Everybody was happening a field day, even like white women that.

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Speaker 1: Don't be roasting at all, white women that have no right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, white women that rescue dogs and were like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, wow.

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Speaker 1: Is this your first choice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, you was. It's just plant, that's my plane.

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Speaker 1: I love it. It was so good.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I hate Halloween because when I used to

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Speaker 2: love it, I was making money on Halloween. I was

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Speaker 2: working on Halloween. I was waitressing, so I was making

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Speaker 2: eighteen one hundred dollars. Sometimes it was crazy, eighteen hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars because people go while out, they get bottles, they

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Speaker 2: get specials. The crazy people we fucked up and they're like, oh, yes,

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Speaker 2: give me that five thousand dollars champagne that I'm not

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Speaker 2: even going to drink because I'm too fucked up. Eighteen

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars and how many hours of work? I mean

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Speaker 2: I would work from eleven thirty till four. I'm not thirty, somebody,

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Speaker 2: can you do that? Eleven thirty to four? How many

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Speaker 2: hours of work is a five hours?

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Speaker 1: Not enough hours? For what I've seen?

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Speaker 2: One hundred dollars in five hours, that's beautiful. I miss

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Speaker 2: you having money, Oh girl, listen. I reminisce all the time.

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Speaker 2: I just walk in stores and touch things that I

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Speaker 2: used to buy somebody. Then s now I go in

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Speaker 2: and look at items that are like full price, and

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Speaker 1: I remember when I could afford things that were full price.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm like anything over twenty dollars, I'm like, oh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm wait for the sale, okay, or you damage it

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Speaker 1: Just have a black pin on you? Can I get

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Speaker 2: You're be like, yeah, yeah, you fucking have a knife

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Speaker 2: putting holes and shop have a moth?

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Speaker 1: This button is loose? Do you have a moth with

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Speaker 2: They're like, miss you could just get the one that

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Speaker 1: Is my size?

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Speaker 2: This this this was my size.

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Speaker 2: One time I was like, hid the ones that were

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Speaker 2: my size so I could get one that had like

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Speaker 1: You did you wipe your face on something?

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Speaker 2: No, it had makeup on it. And and they ended

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Speaker 1: Actually other size, oh for.

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Speaker 2: Spitch, And then what do you do?

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Speaker 1: You're like, I want this dirty one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So if I'm working the cash register and you

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Speaker 2: come up with something, I'm gonna be like, you could

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Speaker 2: just soak this, spray it with some shout and it'll

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Speaker 2: come right out. Yeah, but nobody's leaving a store with stains, Like,

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Speaker 2: nobody wants that.

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Speaker 1: And yet there you were with the pants with the

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Speaker 2: Oh man, hot times. Ah yeah. So Halloween is overwhelming

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Speaker 2: because you know, people just they either go all out

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Speaker 2: went all out last night, because when Roger Klatts walked

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Speaker 2: to me, at first, I thought you were a gumby

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Speaker 1: No, oh my god. I was like, gumbisy here, Oh

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Speaker 2: And then Sydney kept going, I'm doing this for y'all

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Speaker 2: because I wanted to see you know, I wanted you

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Speaker 1: First one night of the year where y'all can rest me.

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Speaker 1: And it was like please, but like yeah, there were

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Speaker 1: a lot of uglies gathered round. It was laughing at

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Speaker 1: me and I. It was a lot of friends that

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Speaker 1: carry comes. It was like, honey, when I take this

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Speaker 1: mask off, I'm studying what about you? You came in

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Speaker 1: your real face. I mean, god, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know, the thing is is that after

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Speaker 2: And last night was the night to do it. This Halloween,

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Speaker 2: it was like seventy degrees in New York.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the holes was out. It was it was like

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Speaker 2: It was that's global warming for that ass.

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Speaker 1: For that ass. We don't have a really warm Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it works.

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Speaker 1: Were the world is going to end. I know that

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Speaker 2: I feel it. So you know, just you don't get

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Speaker 2: a bunch of cases of water in your house, you

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Speaker 2: can be ready when you when the world ends. I know,

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Speaker 2: I'm just coming to your house. No already saying that

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Speaker 2: you can't come. No thanks. Yeah, so you were Marigos.

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Speaker 2: I was Marigos because I was like, this is an

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Speaker 2: easy costume. I just gotta wear what I have, something blousey,

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Speaker 2: something with flowers on it. And then I drew a

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Speaker 2: Amina does frugal Fridays on her Instagram, and so it's

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Speaker 2: basically like saving money and cutting corners. And she did

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Speaker 2: like on Instagram, she did like a cat. And so

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Speaker 2: she tagged me for frugal Fridays because it was very.

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Speaker 1: Janky, and I saved all the money. My paint was

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Speaker 1: on sale. It was fifty cent. Yeah, it looked like

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Speaker 1: it was fifty cents.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it did look like you went to

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Speaker 2: Michael's and splurged.

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Speaker 1: Wow it felt very.

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Speaker 2: This is super toxic. Oh wow, this isn't lead based. Yes,

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Speaker 2: the paint got a spestioc in it.

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Speaker 1: How long did you take that paint off your body?

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Speaker 1: Let me see a nick. It took me to time.

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Speaker 2: You said, girl, you're gonna have to soak after this.

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Speaker 1: You're just soaking the tub overnight.

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Speaker 2: No, I just I had a makeup way. It took

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Speaker 2: me like thirty five minutes. It felt too much. The

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Speaker 2: commitment that you have to do for these costumes was

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Speaker 2: too much. And it's like if you wear a cape

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Speaker 2: and then you have a thong on, It's like, where

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Speaker 1: You're gonna sit on my cape?

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Speaker 2: Sitting on the cape all night. You gotta drape the

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Speaker 2: cape on the chair and plap your nastys on it.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised that nobody was a hoe at the Halloween

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was host present. They just weren't.

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Speaker 2: They just weren't stressed this one.

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Speaker 1: I think people were getting mature, the people that we

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Speaker 2: I mean the people that were at that party weren't

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Speaker 2: really the people that I would party with.

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Speaker 1: Though, Oh my god, Marie, I can't believe you said

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, like I invited Amina, and I

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Speaker 2: invited Calvin, and I invited Carolina because I was like,

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Speaker 2: the people that were there, I didn't really know. It's

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. And then the ones that I do

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Speaker 2: know I don't really want to party with them, so

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Speaker 2: damn you're ungrateful. Anyway, whatever, it was a great night.

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Speaker 2: Sydney gave me all the lefts I needed. We just

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Speaker 2: want to We want to catch up with you guys.

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Speaker 2: We want to see well, we want y'all to catch

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Speaker 2: up with us, honestly, because we're not going to ask

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Speaker 2: you guys how you're doing, because we know y'all be

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Speaker 2: in our DMS. Yeah. I like that you guys are

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Speaker 2: reaching out reach out to us. It's just we're so personable.

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Speaker 2: We won't roast you. I'm actually so nice in the DMS.

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Speaker 2: I'm so nice. I like you.

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Speaker 1: But you be spelling things wrong. No, that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, Marie.

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Speaker 2: I spell thing wrong in my instant stories, but not

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Speaker 2: when i'm damning people. You're rude. Yeah, but I'm really

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Speaker 2: nice and I love to compliment other people. And thanks

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Speaker 2: for the compliments that you guys give. It's great.

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Speaker 1: I love when people DM me because I feel like

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Speaker 1: they want.

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Speaker 2: Me to be mean. Uh. Someone wrote me that I

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Speaker 2: need to stop being so mean to myself that I mean.

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Speaker 2: This is something that we said we was gonna work on. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's so hard she's like, to be nice to yourself.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you're so awesome while you're always putting yourself

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Speaker 2: down on the podcast, I was like, this is a facade.

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Speaker 2: You know. You said I do this for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean to me so you can feel good about you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Is that a quote from somebody? But let's put it

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Speaker 2: on a shirt. Oh my god, it's put it on

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Speaker 1: I don't like being late, but I hate being early,

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Speaker 2: So I leave my house knowing it's gonna start thirty

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Speaker 2: gag gag. People write the script, have somebody already in

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Speaker 2: It's like, waste my time in twenty eighteen all but

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Speaker 2: And my teacher was like, he was like, yeah, he

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Speaker 1: Y'all want me or not? And they told and they

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Speaker 2: Fucking thing is that they play these games. It's all

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Speaker 2: they're going to get in and it's like no, they

435
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,359
Speaker 2: were like the role and I'm not familiar with with rent,

436
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 2: but she always auditioning for the role of Maureene. And

437
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 2: they're like, well, you don't look like a Maureene because

438
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,160
Speaker 2: she's mixed. She's like Native American. She kind of looks

439
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,360
Speaker 2: like she's like white and Filipino. She's a mixed she's

440
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,119
Speaker 2: not like a beige chick. And they were like, you.

441
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,160
Speaker 1: Don't look like a Maureene.

442
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 2: It's like this is a fake character, like Maureen could

443
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 2: be whoever the hell y'all want it to be. But

444
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, but you don't really. They essentially told

445
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 2: her she was too dark and she didn't get it,

446
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this can't be my life. I can't

447
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,719
Speaker 2: audition seven times or something and then I get it.

448
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,879
Speaker 2: I can't memorize a bunch of crap then shoot something

449
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 2: and then not get it. Like this is dumb of

450
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 2: all of the careers that we can't sex to me,

451
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 2: and you were like, why did we pick this stupider?

452
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 2: I called my mom and I was so annoyed and

453
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to do this. I

454
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,120
Speaker 2: went to one pilot season and I already don't want

455
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 2: to do it no more.

456
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,160
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, you know, call up those

457
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 1: temp agencies.

458
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 2: And hi, mommy, mommy, mommy, I don't want to site.

459
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 2: We're not doing temp either. I don't want to sit

460
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 2: in front of a computer for forty hours a week.

461
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,160
Speaker 2: That's also that can't be my leg. So this week

462
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 2: was rough for me because I was sitting in my

463
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 2: house like, this is so dumb, bitch. I was. I

464
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 2: was literally the other day going through it. I literally

465
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck? And then I like, I

466
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: had talked to my friend, and my friend had had

467
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 2: a meeting with a network that were affiliated whatever okay,

468
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 2: and she went there for like to talk with the

469
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,239
Speaker 2: higher ups, and they had asked her before about the

470
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 2: pilot that we shot, like before we before we even

471
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: shot it, they wanted her to be in it, and

472
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 2: she was like, no, I don't I'm not doing it.

473
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 2: And then she went to the meeting recently and they're like, well,

474
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: if you still want to, if you you know, if

475
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 2: you might want to do the pilot, like they're like,

476
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 2: there's a slot open. And that was before we found

477
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,880
Speaker 2: out whatever. But I was like, well, what the fuck

478
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 2: are they talking about? Who they trying to cut? Like?

479
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:34,919
Speaker 2: I was so stressed out, and that's why when I

480
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 2: had text you, I was like, I'm not feeling it

481
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 2: right now, So if something's not available, I don't care.

482
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. Like I was so

483
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: on edge because I was like, well, this is news

484
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: to me.

485
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: Oh so you knew before, hmm. Interesting.

486
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,199
Speaker 2: But I was like, I didn't want to put that

487
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: energy out there because the same way it made me feel,

488
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to tell you that. I

489
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 2: don't want you to feel like how I felt like

490
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 2: I thought this was a done deal, you know what

491
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So sitting and I shot a pilot for

492
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 2: this thing, and it's four girls, and since you put

493
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: on the details, I'm just saying, well, we didn't sign

494
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 2: on Nda or whatever. I mean, this is not like

495
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: it's Beyonce or anything. And one of the girls they

496
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 2: are not bringing back. But Sidney found out the day

497
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: before the day before that we didn't know which girl

498
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 2: it was. Well she didn't know which girl it was,

499
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 2: and it's neither of us, so we're fine, Well, yeah,

500
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 2: that's fine. It worked out in the end. Yeah, but sometimes,

501
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 2: but to be honest, sometimes when we do stuff, I'm like, ah,

502
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 2: they're not gonna pick two black girls. So that's how

503
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: I feel. Sometimes I'm like they just it's easier to

504
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 2: have like a mixed group than have like too many

505
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: brown people. That's something that I think in my head, Yes,

506
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: a lot. Well, that's what the industry is that we're

507
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 2: in right now. Right is like it's there's a black

508
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,439
Speaker 2: friend and then everybody else is like a Jennifer left

509
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 2: Hewitt or a Sarah Michael Geller or Catherine Igl.

510
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: I mean not her no more. They don't really it

511
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: for her no more, but or Jennifer Lawrence. And that's

512
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: what we see.

513
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: And there's always room for like one other, yeah, like

514
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 2: an Asian or or somebody brown or yeah. And it's

515
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 2: like so that's why it's so hard to be who

516
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 2: we are in this industry. It's just it's dumb. I'm

517
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 2: I don't want to do this. This is dumb. Somebody

518
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 2: needs to set me up with their dying rich dad

519
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 2: so I could buy my Brownstone and then like.

520
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: Travel the world like deserve it. Stupid. Like the other yesterday,

521
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: I was walking down the street and I was like,

522
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: should I be like a hair dress or something like should.

523
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: I get a job where like I can work regularly

524
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: and it's not like in an office, Like this is crazy? Yes,

525
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 2: but I do want to say that things like this

526
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 2: happen to make you doubt what you're doing and doubt

527
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 2: yourself and you always have to stay true to who

528
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 2: you are. And yes, but I don't.

529
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: Want to be good.

530
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 2: True to who I am is poor and I don't

531
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: want to be that, like I need to make money

532
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: because at my core, you know, I deserve to be rich.

533
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 2: You know, what I noticed about us is that we're

534
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: so honest about everything that we're doing and we don't

535
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 2: gloss anything up. So like there's so many people who

536
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: are doing the same thing as us, and you're like,

537
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 2: oh my god, that person is a superstar. And it's like, sis,

538
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: I was at the show her she's no, she's doing bad.

539
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: We all was creaked.

540
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: She's doing bad, or like they're having mental breakdowns on stage.

541
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 2: But like nobody's gonna post that. Nobody's gonna tell you

542
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: what the ends and outs of what we do every

543
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 2: single night or every single day. Nobody's nobody's posting that

544
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: because they're like, oh, that don't look good. But it's like,

545
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 2: I'd rather be true and honest, like just in case

546
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 2: somebody else want to do this shit. Hey girl, you

547
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 2: in for you in for a lot, but I don't

548
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 2: want to be that true and that honest. Somebody got

549
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 2: on Facebook the other day and posted screenshots of her

550
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: checking and savings balance, and she was basically begging people

551
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: on Facebook to give her money.

552
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a lot. I was like, that was

553
00:25:59,080 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 1: a lot.

554
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 2: She was like, she's like, my rent is three thousand

555
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 2: dollars a month, since.

556
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: That's where you fucked up.

557
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 2: Why do rent three thousand dollars and you live in

558
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: stats you got to take a tug boat to get

559
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: to your place. Unaccepted, She's like, my car payment is this?

560
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, you got a car in New York. It's

561
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: also that's sound like you mismanage your money. That's what

562
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: that sound like?

563
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: Your budget it looks like but she posted her entire

564
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: budget on Facebook.

565
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: I was like and was like, she was like, I know,

566
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 2: She's like and she was like, I feel like people

567
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: always say to me that I should like go out

568
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: and meet a man and suck a dick and that's

569
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 2: how I'll make money.

570
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: But that's not what I want to do. I'm an artist,

571
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, you can art on some

572
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: dick too. You can art on some dick. Put that,

573
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: put that on some.

574
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 2: Merchant, you dick. It's just like a watercolor palette and

575
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: a dick paint brush.

576
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: You gonna art on some dick.

577
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 2: But the thing is is that, like I mean, yes,

578
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 2: some people are too honest, but I feel like there's

579
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: there's a fine line and I cross it regularly, but I'm.

580
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: When you meet it with oversharing your business.

581
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 2: Well, I've been telling people about like the situation where

582
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: my teeth and people have been dming me and they're like, yo,

583
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 2: I haven't been to the dentist in seven years, like

584
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: people I've been posting about it, and I was like, oh,

585
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: this is too much. But people have been writing like

586
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: thank you for doing this, because like I gotta go

587
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 2: get my teeth. I need to go check my teeth.

588
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: Like now, okay, let's let's come back. Hold on.

589
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: So Sidney was sending me and Molly Austin our Sex

590
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 2: State expert pictures of her teeth at the dentist, and

591
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 2: we were like, you have to stop, like Sunny Sea. Literally,

592
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 2: anybody post's on the ground, this is nasty. And she

593
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 2: was like, this is my teeth and this is my

594
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: journey and this is what I'm going through. This group

595
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 2: chat is not a safe space. And it's like, yeah,

596
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 2: I don't want to see your funky as teeth. Like

597
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: she was showing us old feelings and like zoomed in

598
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 2: experts and I was like, this is nasty, and Sydney

599
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 2: took it to the ground.

600
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you found a safe space. And I mean,

601
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: I know, y'all nigga's judging me, but it's fine.

602
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: It's totally fine.

603
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: My brand new teeth, honey, when the whole grill.

604
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: Is done, Honey, your new teeth are my old teeth. Honey,

605
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 2: your new teeth are your new Chloe Kardashian, oh my god,

606
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: you know what your teeth really are?

607
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: Hush AnyWho.

608
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: But it's just I'm bringing awareness to dental high your mouth.

609
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: And Sidney gets at this party last night and just

610
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 2: immediately starts eating candy.

611
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: Amina was like, can you eat candy with your teeth?

612
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

613
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: That's why it be your own people, That's why you

614
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: gotta x people. Out of your lives.

615
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,479
Speaker 2: They be waiting for that moment where you're like, oh,

616
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: I feel good about myself, so they can bring you down.

617
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean it, and I was thinking it.

618
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: I was like, so they can bring you candy with

619
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: the brand new teeth. Listen, I feel like you got

620
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: let the teeth settle before you start popping skittles. You

621
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: know what I'm this is my problem, Okay, I mean

622
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 2: this is one of your one of my palms. Okay,

623
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: guys if you guys don't know, super sober and because

624
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 2: of sobriety, I need sugar like that.

625
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm crave. I've craved.

626
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: I've never been this into candy or desserts or drinks

627
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: that have sugar until now. Like when I was drinking,

628
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: I didn't eat desserts like that. I didn't really eat

629
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: candy because I had all the sugar I needed in

630
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: that tequila cocktail that I was drinking tequila surries.

631
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.

632
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: So now I'm like a feked out like Red Bull

633
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: it's gross, Queen, it's gross. We'll go somewhere and sings

634
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: like can I have a Red Bull? And I'm like,

635
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 2: are you crushing kids? Like Red Bull is basically, for Loco,

636
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 2: it's nuts and I need and I need a red

637
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: Bull intervention. I need a sugar intervention. I need something because.

638
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: Your teeth tried to intervene when they jumped out your

639
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: face and your teeth.

640
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 2: Wow, Marie, I don't know if you guys have ever

641
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: watched that s attrition that show intervention, but like it's

642
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: like the whole family gets together, they read letters.

643
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm not gonna give you any more money.

644
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: They're crying.

645
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: They're like, if you're not gonna get cleaned, then I'm

646
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: not gonna be in your life, and you're not gonna

647
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: see the kids. And every once in a while the

648
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 2: person that they were doing the intervention for would just

649
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: be like, so that's what you're doing, Sydney. You're like,

650
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna keep eating this candy and drinking.

651
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: This red Bull.

652
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: That's what it's like. It's what I need. Well, this

653
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: around this time, the holidays, November December is super hard

654
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: for me. I feel like on edge and I feel

655
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: like I could relapse any moment. Yeah, So for this month,

656
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: I'm not hanging out with anybody who's excessively drinking. If

657
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 2: you want to hang out with me. You gotta be sober.

658
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 2: Just take the word excessively out. Anybody who's drinking in November.

659
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: You can't hang out with me. Why did you put

660
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: the word excessively in there? Well, I feel like if

661
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: you have one drink, that's not I don't know, that's

662
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: that issue. No, you gotta just cut it out completely

663
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 2: for November, is what I'm saying, because the same way

664
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I just have a piece of candy,

665
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: and then you're like, whoa, it's a mini snigger, So

666
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: I guess I could have nine of these, Like you

667
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 2: just got to say no. November's heart is the hardest

668
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: month because like the holidays, people were their families, people,

669
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: there's like holiday parties like people. This is a time

670
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: where people drink a lot, and this is the time

671
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 2: where I get so antsy and angsty about hanging out.

672
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: So I don't want to not hang out with people.

673
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: I know because your fomo is on a tin.

674
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: It is.

675
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

676
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: Nobody has fomo like Sidney Washington. She's like, I don't

677
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 2: want to miss anything, and it's like, since I'm not

678
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: going to another burrow for this party, I'm staying here.

679
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm not crossing the bridge for a cranberry juice.

680
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

681
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: City, It's like we have to go, and I'm like, no.

682
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: I know I've been not showing up to things.

683
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: That's a lie. You caught you, Ah, let's talk about this.

684
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: You caught in the uber to a party the other

685
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: day with somebody who.

686
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: Listened to the podcast. Yes, I yes, it's problematic. Hey guys,

687
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: Hey guys that listened to bike.

688
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: First of all, any straight man that listens to the podcast,

689
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: I'm watching you. I'm suspicious of you because I'm like,

690
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 2: it's probably wrong with.

691
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: You or or this.

692
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 2: Guys. If you listen to the podcast, most likely probably

693
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: Marie don't want you.

694
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to date you. Don't want to date you, No,

695
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: I a hundred.

696
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: If you listen to the podcast and you're a straight

697
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 2: dude or a gate chick, I don't want to date you.

698
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: And I feel like people they they listen to me

699
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: and and like I'm very real on this podcast. I'm

700
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: not like super forthcoming about my business, but like I

701
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: don't want to date you, and yet people still approach

702
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: me in a way that like like they know me,

703
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 2: like we have history, and it's like no, you listen

704
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 2: to me talk once a week. Well, my thing is,

705
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: if you listen to the podcast, what a fuck do

706
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: you want to Why would you want to hang out

707
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 2: with Marie?

708
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: She mean?

709
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 2: She a bit, She don't give hugs. Thank you, she's listen.

710
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: It's a lot of you contributing in her and be like,

711
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.

712
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: Can you get fries for my friend too? Yeah? Yeah,

713
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: So it's.

714
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 2: Just like, why would you want to date that? You

715
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: deserve better people. People love them self through punishment. That's

716
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 2: what it is.

717
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: I think that's why they love it. They love when

718
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: you're mean to them. Oh I can.

719
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 2: I can say that, like one hundred people like when

720
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: you're mean to them with people like you more when

721
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: you're mean to them, I.

722
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: Know, because it's crazy.

723
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: It'll be somebody who's friends with both of us, right right,

724
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: they know that you don't fuck with them like that,

725
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: they'll reach out to you more because they're like, oh, well,

726
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: you know if I'm nice to her, she'll be nice back.

727
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, she don't like you.

728
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: That's on my ministry. I'm not here to be nice

729
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: to you. I am the nice one. Guys, you should

730
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: be nice to me. Well, you should be sending me

731
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: stuff on Venmo.

732
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: No one sent you anything.

733
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: No, Well, I saw our.

734
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: Patreon and they were like, put your put your vemo

735
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 2: in there, and I never gave my information.

736
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: But you can look me up on venmo and find me. Yeah,

737
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: but people don't know how to spell your name. You

738
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: got one of them weird first names. No, guys, stop

739
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: spelling my name with a Y at the end.

740
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 2: It literally frustrates me, especially in emails where it says

741
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: Sidney s y dn E dot Washington and then you'll

742
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 2: put a fucking I.

743
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: You'll put an I in there.

744
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 2: How rude. Oh it's been like just as of late,

745
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: just so many whys, like I don't know if it's autocorrect,

746
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 2: fucking correct your autocorrect.

747
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: It's too ease.

748
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 2: Listen, you can train your auto correct. I've trained my

749
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: autocorrect so hard. It still says ducking though, no matter what,

750
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: no matter how much fucking I put in there, and

751
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 2: still said, well, see, I don't I don't use that

752
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 2: word because I'm a Christian, but I uh, my phone

753
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 2: autocorrects the word white with an H at the front

754
00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 2: of me.

755
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: It's quite every time, every time.

756
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: Stop spelling my name wrong. I just please, for the

757
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 2: love of God, I've been trying to not be upset

758
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 2: about it and be a diva. You sound really upset

759
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: about it, but honestly, it's been so many emails where

760
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: it's like it's an email with you and me or

761
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: just me, and somehow they still managed to get my

762
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 2: fucking name all the way wrong. And then I googled

763
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: myself with these wrong names, and some of my shit

764
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 2: came up because they're spelling my name wrong.

765
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: I leave the fucking up my business.

766
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: I love the money and my brand.

767
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: I love an illiterate fan, an illiterate fan.

768
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 2: I'm a literate speaking of fans, Oh, speaking of a

769
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 2: literate Can we talk about Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, because.

770
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 1: What is happening y'all?

771
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 2: Ho's got too much money? I mean, if I have

772
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: that much money, I will you will not be seeing

773
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 2: me have like videos of me talking to the Kim.

774
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: But Cardi B's money is not that long yet. So

775
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: it's not that long yet. Cardi B has not made

776
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 2: the same amount of money as Nicki Minaj, not not

777
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 2: as of yet. She still wear fashion novasys. Her budget's

778
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 2: not not all the way there. After she pays everything

779
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: and they send it for free. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

780
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 2: but after she's paid everybody out. Cardi B's not sitting

781
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 2: on millions of dollars. I think you're wrong.

782
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: I think that I'm right.

783
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 2: What she Yeah, she is sitting on millions boom, Cardi B.

784
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: She has hop of the charts. She's touring everywhere. Yes,

785
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 2: but you don't make money. Okay, features paid, but touring,

786
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 2: that's not where they make their money. They're making their

787
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 2: money off of endorsements. Cardi B doesn't really have any

788
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: real endorsements. You gotta look at the people with the

789
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: nutrient GENA commercials. You gotta get the people with the

790
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: Aveno commercials, the smart water at like that's how they

791
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: make money.

792
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 1: Cardi B wasn't an Alexa commercial. My song My Alexa

793
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: is trash.

794
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 2: And if they play her song like on a show whatever,

795
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: they gotta give her money for that. All right?

796
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: But where are you hearing Cardib's music balla ballers?

797
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 2: Where?

798
00:36:59,480 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 3: Like?

799
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 2: Really, sis come on anyway? Cardi B and Nicki Minaj

800
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 2: both have time. Cardi B also like just got arrested

801
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: for assaulting some bartenders or stripperss they she accused them

802
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 2: of sleeping with her husband. Girl, everybody sleeping on your man.

803
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: So she sent people to where these strippers work to

804
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: beat their asses. Stop it, Carty, She's better than that.

805
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 2: She's actually you're not.

806
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: But whatever, it's just like, girl, stop like.

807
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 2: I love her for how she don't give a fuck

808
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 2: and she'll call you out and blah blah blah. But

809
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 2: it's like, I now, girl, I girl like if I'm

810
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: on a private jet, if I'm going to Milan, if

811
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 2: I'm if I'm wearing all these like expensive designers, and

812
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 2: I'm I'm at these awards and I'm getting an awards,

813
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 2: and I'm I have all this happen in the charts.

814
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: I don't have time to do all this. Whoever's hating

815
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: on me, hate girl, because you are miserable. Honestly, you're miserable.

816
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: Your miserable have to be. You're a miserable and poor.

817
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 2: But Nicki Minaj has money and she's still talking about

818
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: this Cardi b situation.

819
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: Cardily put up eleven videos, girl shid.

820
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 2: The lighting was not.

821
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: The wig was looks like your wig last night? It

822
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: was how days orange and trash. I should have done

823
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: videos of the.

824
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 2: Orange and trash and like the I'm like, you need

825
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: like a speech coach or something, since like I get

826
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: that you hooding you from the Bronx, but like she

827
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 2: was saying words that like didn't feed in any of

828
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 2: those sentences. It didn't, but that's her brand. And I said,

829
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: speak your.

830
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: Truth, your truth, speaking f truth. G R o O.

831
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: Do what you need to do.

832
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 1: But it's just like it's just dumb. Do better.

833
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 2: And I just hate when women are going back and

834
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: forth on social media. It's like, dude, no, that's what

835
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 2: people want. They love it drama. I love it.

836
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: I love drama.

837
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: If I'm not following you, I'm going to both pages.

838
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm keeping two tabs open. I love drama that I'm

839
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: not a part of your door drama. Yeah, but that's

840
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,919
Speaker 2: the problem. Like when you watch drama, sometimes drama comes

841
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 2: at your door. Sometimes you gotta like put the crystals

842
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 2: and you gotta get the sage and you gotta get.

843
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: That energy out.

844
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 2: You got to sage your house. Yeah, you got to

845
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 2: the door with holy water. It's true because I've been

846
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: I've been super paranoid. I've been paranoid.

847
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: About people coming to your house.

848
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: No, people just directing energy to me that, I'm like,

849
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: I know this is fucked up. This is wrong, this

850
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: is not right, because like, especially in comedy or just

851
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 2: in life, when you're on the same level as somebody else,

852
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 2: they're happy to be with you. When they see you

853
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 2: making moves, they like what like why they start like

854
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: get that, and it's like, dude, this is this is

855
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: my journey. You got yours, and it's whatever's gonna come

856
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 2: to you is gonna come. Like why question it? Well,

857
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 2: because again coming back to like being in this raggedy

858
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 2: ass industry is you feel like it's limited spots for

859
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 2: people who look like you, right, who look like us,

860
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 2: and it's so easy to see somebody doing better than

861
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: you and compare yourself to them. Girl, the people who

862
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: be hating on me be the opposite gender and like

863
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: we wouldn't be going out for the same role as anyway. Friend.

864
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because it's twenty eighteen.

865
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: Men are trash, true, So I will say that, like

866
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 2: they're looking at you like, well, nothing man in this room,

867
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: of course, not not the gay men.

868
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: The straight men are trash.

869
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: I just I feel like it's that's what my twenty

870
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: nineteen is gonna be. It's just like more, uh, just

871
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 2: minding my oun damn business. Yes, and I mean that, friend,

872
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: I'm still.

873
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: Gonna dabble in the drama. Just look, I'm gonna check in.

874
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: But I just I feel like it's I don't want

875
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: to compare myself to other people. And they got going on, well,

876
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: you're you're one of a kind anyway.

877
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, one of the one have been

878
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: ashy ass Haitian kind. Thank you, you're one of a kind.

879
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody like you. I don't know anybody

880
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: who got confidence either that takes the Q train.

881
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 2: So oh wow, wow.

882
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: Sidney, don't please you know what?

883
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: And this is the problem because so this person who

884
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 2: listened to the podcast came and met us at a

885
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 2: show the other day and he was like.

886
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Marie, you're a Haitian, right, And I was like yep.

887
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 2: And he's like, and you live in such and such

888
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 2: a neighborhood, right, And I was like that was scary,

889
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: and you live off to such and such train, right,

890
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 2: And I was like, why are you? Like it's scary

891
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 2: that you know all this stuff about me and like

892
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 2: where I live in my background, and it's because you

893
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: say things like people who take the Q train should

894
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 2: not be this confident. And he's like he's looking at

895
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: you or Haitian's looking at a map and like trying

896
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: to see all the on the train.

897
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: Stop it. You post all of your your dates on

898
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: your website, so stop.

899
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 2: So But how does he know what neighborhood I live in?

900
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: I don't even know what train I live off of.

901
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: Well I and restaurants in my hood. Like, I'm like,

902
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: you ain't got no restaurants in your hood?

903
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: He said, He named one around the corner from me.

904
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

905
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't say any of your restaurant.

906
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 2: I don't go to any restaurants in your neighborhood. I

907
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: don't go to know what restaurants in money. There is

908
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: no restaurants in your name yet, the one that's around

909
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 2: the corner from my block, he named sis.

910
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: When somebody's stalking you, they do the work.

911
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 2: I don't need to fucking mention any landmarks in your neighborhood. Ho, Sis, Okay,

912
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 2: just don't mentioned the train that I live off. Since

913
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 2: you live in New.

914
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: York City, okay, you take public transportation.

915
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: These people going to see you, they can see me,

916
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 2: But you got fourteen thousand followers. You think people not

917
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: gonna see you. They see me, but they don't be like, Hey,

918
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: you're a so and so and you do so and so,

919
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: and you were a seven and a half shoe and

920
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: you were dipping ball like.

921
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: This person was bold.

922
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 2: This person was the boldest person than ever. Shame sis

923
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 2: None sat in the front of the show and then

924
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: you spoke, and then you were chatting with him.

925
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: So he was like, oh, okay, we have a connection.

926
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: I'm not listening if you're listening to this podcast right now.

927
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 2: We don't have a connection anybody, male, female, woman, child,

928
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 2: dog of well, I don't have a connection with you.

929
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 2: I have a connection with Sydney and dog like. That's

930
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: that's it forever. So Sidney, you took your braids out

931
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: and I almost still recognize you.

932
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: Yo, and let me tell you how the devil works. Okay,

933
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: I posted.

934
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 2: A video of my new Week new hairstyle DMS. Oh

935
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: my god, you look so good. It's like, oh, because

936
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: it's European, what.

937
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: Happened to my braids? You didn't like my braids?

938
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 2: Oh? Now, all of a sudden, I got my night

939
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 2: naw me Campbell middle part and you're like, oh my god,

940
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 2: we liked.

941
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: The braids, but the braids was in it for a

942
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: long time.

943
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: They were they literally they had a childhood. No, not you.

944
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 2: I wasn't. I wasn't calling you out. I was calling

945
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 2: other people on Insta. Oh did you say something about

946
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 2: her hair? He did? He was like, wow, you look

947
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: like a human being. He said, you don't look like

948
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: a bag lady. This week he said, you look, you

949
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 2: got a house okay, okay with more than one room.

950
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 2: He was said, you look, you could take an uber kay.

951
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: They sold like uberpool money. Right, Yeah, yeah, you know.

952
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: I'll switched it up, but whateverse I keep these people

953
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,240
Speaker 1: on their toes.

954
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 2: I do. And also, like I said, the irs is

955
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: on my back. So I gotta switch it up just

956
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 2: in case they try to catch me in person. They don't.

957
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 2: They won't be able to catch me because they won't

958
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 2: even know how I look. They know how you you have.

959
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: Your face looks the same as long as you don't

960
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 2: have that green face paint on. They know, Yo, I

961
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: think that's like my new acnito. Fucking look, dude, I

962
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: should do instant stories with this. Damn yes, you're gonna

963
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 2: put green face makeup on do a ten second instant

964
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 2: story and then for thirty five minutes. That's what I'm

965
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 2: gonna look for the day. Oh my god, I'm gonna

966
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 2: go to a show like I'm gonna create a character.

967
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be at the variety shows with this like Yo,

968
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 2: I'm just you know what, For those that are listening,

969
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna add a photo of Sydney on our

970
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: insistories so you can listen to the podcast and also

971
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 2: see it on the unofficial Experts Instagram. It's so bad,

972
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 2: so good, and that's why you gotta have the right

973
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 2: pe for in your life to let you know. Sins

974
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: you tripping, You slip, You're doing a lot. You tripping,

975
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: you slipping, You can't get up slip. Speaking of doing

976
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: too much, last night, this couple that we know showed

977
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: up at the party as Ike and Tina Turner. It

978
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: was so good the limo scene in the movie They

979
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: got a limo, Dude, what's love got to do with it?

980
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 2: When Tina Turner is in the white suit and she

981
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 2: finally fights back against Ike. They got a limo as

982
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: part of their costumes. Never given you black people money.

983
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: Black folks don't deserve to have money because they do

984
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 2: jump stuff like that.

985
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 1: They got a limo to go to a house party.

986
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: It was so good part of their ike and Tina

987
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 2: Tur's beautiful. They also bought a cupcake just so this

988
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: person could scream eat the cake anime and smush it

989
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: in this woman's face. I loved it. And she was like,

990
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: this is what white people with money do is they

991
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 2: get limos and buy stuff. And I was like, no,

992
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 2: white people don't do this with their money. Black people

993
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 2: with money do this, like this is terrible. It was great,

994
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: it was fat. I love the commitment and honestly, that

995
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: was the best part of the movie. Of the movie

996
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: so highlighting the true essence of when Tina like stood

997
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: up for herself. Honestly one of the greatest Angela Bassett

998
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: scenes of all time. Angela Bassett is a crazy, amazing

999
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: actress and the fact that she doesn't have an Academy.

1000
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: Award that blows my mind. Anne Hathaway has one.

1001
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 2: Is like a bonded rob.

1002
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: When she died after like three minutes of being in

1003
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: the movie, she sang.

1004
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 2: A song that's it, and she cut her hair and

1005
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: she looked dirty.

1006
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: I think she had like small posity.

1007
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: Oh listen, if you really want to get in a war,

1008
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: you gotta do the opposite of what your character is.

1009
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: Like, you gotta really go in.

1010
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta char Lee's it, You gotta monster,

1011
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 2: you gotta ugly it up. You gotta Charlie's it, or

1012
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta gain way or lose a lot

1013
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: of weight like Christian Baleby. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta

1014
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 2: a character who gets aids or something like that. Like you,

1015
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 2: you have to do a lot. You got a Harvey milkt,

1016
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: you got Tom Hanks. You gotta talk to a volleyball

1017
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 2: in the sun and get sunburned four months. You got

1018
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: an eight milet or something like that.

1019
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: A mile didn't get any Academy.

1020
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 2: Green Mile, the Green Mile. Oh yeah, you gotta be

1021
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 2: a black dude that's in jail. You gotta be a slave,

1022
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: or you gotta have sex with Billy Bob Thornton.

1023
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh, you got a monster.

1024
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 2: Ball make me feel good good? Oh my god, Holly Berry,

1025
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: he's a trash ass.

1026
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: Hollihood that movie was like, That's why I was like,

1027
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: do I really want to be an actress?

1028
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 2: I gotta have sex with Billy Bob Thornton on TV

1029
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 2: on a movie screen.

1030
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: It wasn't even even in HD, my man, so it's

1031
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: like pixelated.

1032
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 2: It's like, ah, I don't know, banging Billy Bob Thornton,

1033
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 2: like of all the people in Hollywood to have sex

1034
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 2: with and then get an award for it, that ain't it?

1035
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: And Halle Berry, let's be realistic here, movies be trash.

1036
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 2: It's so bad like her, she's an icon, she's a legend.

1037
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: She's done so much baps okay.

1038
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: And then what else? Boomerang and then what else?

1039
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: Uh m, I feel like there was something else? What Yeah?

1040
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: Catwoman house trash. That was probably the worst catwoman. No, no, no,

1041
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,919
Speaker 2: Anne Hathway was a worst cat woman. I don't know.

1042
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 2: I feel like we could rock paper scissors that.

1043
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: No. Anne Hathway is not like nothing about her z's

1044
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: sex appeal to me.

1045
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 2: Years then Oh the mom, Yeah, the mom.

1046
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: That's like kid back.

1047
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. They were like, Holly has hit the point of

1048
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: real crazy. So now she can play them with movies

1049
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 2: and she.

1050
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,959
Speaker 1: Still can't play crazy right in the movie.

1051
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 2: It's so frustrating. Kidnapped. I was like, girl, this is you.

1052
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: You are this woman. Man Sydney.

1053
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 2: We made a point to go see a halle Berry movie, Screamed,

1054
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 2: And as a matinee we got to the movie theater.

1055
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: It was like twelve people there. There was a dude

1056
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: next to us.

1057
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 2: Eating a whole Popeye chicken meal. He like, when he

1058
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: got up, there was bones all over the seat. He

1059
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: didn't even offers anything, not a rude, not a slice

1060
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 2: of biscuit.

1061
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna eat all of it. He ate all of them,

1062
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: hate all of it. I was like, damn, Carl. I

1063
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 1: was like, damn, are you going through a breakup moment

1064
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: or divorce? What happened watching watching Kidnapped?

1065
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: The movie was so bad it was we were yelling

1066
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 2: at the screen. It was just I do love a

1067
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 2: bad movie, though, I love a terrible film, like a

1068
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: movie that's so bad that it's good. I think that's

1069
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: why Jennifer Lopez keeps getting movie rolls, because like Made

1070
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: in Manhattan, Monster in Laws are bad, but they're good.

1071
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 2: They're good bad, They're they're good bad because one Jennifer

1072
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 2: Lopez is great to look at, yes, but she's always

1073
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 2: Italian and it's like sis you from the Bronx. Every

1074
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 2: movie she's in she's like more and more white. It's like,

1075
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 2: which is enough. My family's from Scotland.

1076
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: I know they're not.

1077
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 2: They're from They pulled Rick into a she. And I'm

1078
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 2: talking about Jlo because she has a new movie coming out.

1079
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 2: I saw the poster on the subway.

1080
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: Is that her family's from Scotland.

1081
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: You're like, sis you every movie like remember Sheilie. I

1082
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 2: didn't see the movie, but she was Italian from New

1083
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: Jersey and that God, it's rude. But that's the That's

1084
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: the thing that's so upset about Hollywood is like y'all

1085
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 2: don't even know what ethnicities look like.

1086
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: No more, they don't even.

1087
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: They never know. Well, didn't they have who's the girl

1088
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 2: Emma Stone? Didn't they have her play like a half

1089
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 2: half Asian and she looks you put a cat eye

1090
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 2: on that bitch and you're like she's Chinese now, like

1091
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 2: how dare you? And that's what they did with Scarlett Johansson.

1092
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: They're like, you could be you could be Japanese. Also,

1093
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 2: do you feel like being a black woman? And do

1094
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 2: you want to be trans?

1095
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: You can be trans?

1096
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 2: And it's like Scarlett Johansson is not even that good

1097
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 2: an actor for y'all to be caping so hard for

1098
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 2: her cape hard? Won't you have any audition and have

1099
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: somebody with actual talent do this? But they're like, oh,

1100
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 2: people not.

1101
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: Gonna go out to see a movie with somebody that

1102
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: they don't know as the leader.

1103
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: They were being very negative. I'm being negative about the industry.

1104
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 2: I'm not being negative about myself. This industry is trash.

1105
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 2: If anybody wants a skinny Ashley female mechanic or like

1106
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 2: a minister, what other things I could do? I could

1107
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 2: I could be a maybe an art teacher. I already

1108
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 2: got birkenstocks. I just feel like I don't want to

1109
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 2: do what I'm doing. I can't be here next year.

1110
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: I want this at this point, friend, you won't. First

1111
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 2: of all, the podcast will be popping yes, okay, it's

1112
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 2: popping down, it's popping out.

1113
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: You don't know what neighborhood I live. Yes, but we

1114
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: will be touring.

1115
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I need y'all to get us to Bodega

1116
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 2: boys level. We need to be at MSG so Jesus

1117
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 2: and Merril, Yeah yeah, so you guys. This is all

1118
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: literally up to y'all. This is up to you guys.

1119
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 2: You may you can have it. Then you could have

1120
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: it the hallway or you could have an easy way

1121
00:51:59,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: either way.

1122
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm a put grape jelly here, but I just I

1123
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: feel like, you know.

1124
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 2: It's a lot of podcasts out there, and y'all found us,

1125
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 2: and y'all messages regularly to be like, dude, I almost

1126
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 2: got fired. I'm laughing too loud at work. All that

1127
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 2: listeners about to be unemployed. Yeah, which is fabulous. We'll

1128
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: post that ship. Let this let the world know. Hey,

1129
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: you feel a little type of way because you only

1130
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: got three hundred followers. Don't worry if you were if

1131
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 2: you put stuff up there.

1132
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna repost you.

1133
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you some followers, look at you, at

1134
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: you giving back to the community. I'm a barterer, you know.

1135
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: If okay, you hear the podcasts and your anser story,

1136
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 2: I will repost your story. You hear that, listeners, you too,

1137
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: Let somebody cue Samh MacLachlan in the arms of an angel, my.

1138
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: God, the prever Dog. It's up to you cue that

1139
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: song in the eyes of the lady. I think whatever

1140
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 1: ninety nine cents.

1141
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 2: To day you you too can get a retweet from

1142
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: Sydney on Instagram post it in her story.

1143
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: God, you get a couple of new followers. A shout

1144
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 1: out for a shout out following for follower.

1145
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 2: Follow for follow Oh, I don't know why people message

1146
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: me about that. I've been getting a lot of d

1147
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: ms from like strange people only have like sixty followers

1148
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: that are like, you've a great page, let's collaborate, And

1149
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is spam.

1150
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: This so the spam is heavy.

1151
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: You got sixty, you got sixteen followers. You want to

1152
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 2: collaborate on what? Yeah, but that's still a follower out

1153
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 2: of follower follow Are you sending me like Brazilian hair?

1154
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 3: Like? What?

1155
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: Like, what's a collaboration? You're gonna send me some merch?

1156
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 2: Really, we're influencers. We're getting we're getting merch. We're getting merch,

1157
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 2: and we're getting I just got my velvet suit from Asos.

1158
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: Did you get your package yet?

1159
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 2: Okay?

1160
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: I got what I ordered and it's not good.

1161
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: I have to turn it into a jacket. It's not

1162
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: it's too big, it's not really a dry It looks

1163
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 2: weird as a dress, so I'll show you pictures. But

1164
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:56,439
Speaker 2: it looks good as a cult as a duster. Yes, yes,

1165
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 2: but then I was like, where's the rest of the outfit? Though?

1166
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: Am I just gonna be button take it in the duster? Yes?

1167
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: But naked in the duster. I'm sorry.

1168
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 2: Our show is not that cute for me to be like.

1169
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 2: But as naked.

1170
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 1: Pasty's in a duster, that's it's a look just the season.

1171
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 2: Make sure y'all come out to Union Hall November the fifth, Mon, Monday,

1172
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 2: seven thirty pm. Get your freaking tickets. It's on the

1173
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 2: Union Hall pages on our bios. Do it. Yeah, I

1174
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 2: think we only got like a few more tickets left.

1175
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: Honestly, you got to act now.

1176
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we only have ten ticket left, eight tickets remaining.

1177
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: Yo, yo, I'll mean listening people be posting like, oh,

1178
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: we only got a few tickets y'all. I feel like

1179
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: calling up the video, yo, how many tickets? They're lying

1180
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: they only sold ten to.

1181
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: Lie. But when we tell you there's only six tickets,

1182
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 2: I'm literally.

1183
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: Watching the numbers go to Yo. Wow, four tickets left.

1184
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: Right now, so you can get matter of fact, just

1185
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 2: reserve four tickets. Whenever you who gets the next ticket

1186
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: gets a swimmer webs. If you act now, we'll go

1187
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 2: in an extra ticket g just what oh look at that,

1188
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 2: Look at that. We are down to the wirefolks. Oh

1189
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 2: wait is that a sham well? That goes the ticket up.

1190
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 2: But wait, if you act fast, we'll double your one

1191
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 2: ticket and throw in a sham wow.

1192
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: So you get sham wow with the hate.

1193
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: Out of your life. Okay, okay, and the and the

1194
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 2: last ticket goes to whoever whoever gets that, they get

1195
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 2: these knives. The set of Nice cut through a table,

1196
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 2: a wooded Oh wow, wow, they come.

1197
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: Through this table right now. Oh my god, come to

1198
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: the damn show.

1199
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 2: Tell us that you came because there's only four tickets left,

1200
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 2: and I'll get you a drink. Yeah, Let's let's do

1201
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 2: some drink giveaways. Let's get some audience members up, you know,

1202
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 2: let's just do our rag. Maybe do like a like

1203
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 2: a different segment, you know.

1204
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, let's do it. Let's just go out there, Marie.

1205
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: Let's just do keep the people what they want, you know,

1206
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: I mean that people want me. If you want me

1207
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: so bad, they stalk me so they can get to you. Honestly,

1208
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: it's like gross, It's like, damn, dude, can't you just

1209
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: stalk me?

1210
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 2: Like why does it have to do with Marie. You

1211
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 2: don't want you don't even have a stalker negativity in

1212
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 2: your life. They said. Somebody was like, you can't have

1213
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 2: no stalkers because you too nice. Like you the stalker,

1214
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 2: You'll end up being like.

1215
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: Well, do you want my number? You want to hang

1216
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: out later? Like that sounds like your truth?

1217
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, it's fine. Somebody would just be like, hey, Marine,

1218
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, he's stalking me.

1219
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: This man is following me.

1220
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 2: And it's like, since we're literally both going to see town,

1221
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 2: how dare you? I know? But still it just something

1222
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 2: about straight men energy is like it's very crazy. But

1223
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 2: like I feel like I've seen single white female and

1224
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 2: I feel like y'all are crazy too, the energy that

1225
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 2: y'all give off. I'm like, Shannon is gonna cut her

1226
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 2: hair and add eight giant braids to it and show

1227
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 2: up in like a light black face as me.

1228
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: It's scary, But this is the life that we chose. Friend.

1229
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: We could have been teachers, we could have been engineers.

1230
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 2: We could have been dogars.

1231
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: We cannot be dog walkers. No, no, no, no, I'm not

1232
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: picking up poop.

1233
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 2: Not like my people have been through too much for

1234
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: me to be a dog walker. You think Rosa Parks

1235
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 2: got up.

1236
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: You wouldn't get up on the bus for me to

1237
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: walk ten chihuahuas.

1238
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's not happening. Honestly,

1239
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 2: Rosa Parks Martin didn't do for this. Malcolm did not

1240
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: die for that. Harriet didn't free all those people for us,

1241
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: for us to.

1242
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: Be dog walkers.

1243
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.

1244
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: That's why I had a problem with what's that movie,

1245
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: She's Gotta Have It?

1246
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 2: The show on Netflix, because the girl was like an artist,

1247
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 2: but she was also walking dogs, and it was like,

1248
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 2: black girls don't do that.

1249
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: We don't do that.

1250
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: Since your eyes too light for all of that, like

1251
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 2: hazel eyes, black girls with hazel eyes don't walk.

1252
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: Dogs at all.

1253
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: Since and then you're going to our gallery, aye, child,

1254
00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 2: stop with the lies.

1255
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: She bought? How much was the dress?

1256
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 2: Like a three hundred dollars, five hundred dollars, five hundred

1257
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 2: dollars forever twenty one dress, five hundred dollars dress. And

1258
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 2: then she gave the lady three cards. I just want

1259
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 2: to let you know, at a boutique they won't take

1260
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 2: more than one. I'm not I didn't even know that

1261
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 2: you can pay for one thing with more than one card. Yeah, girl,

1262
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 2: because you're not struggling like that. You're not that hard up.

1263
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm not spending five hundred dollars on a velvet black

1264
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 2: asymmetrical Forever twenty one dress, mind you. I got four

1265
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 2: gift cards with different amounts on it. I'm like, yeah,

1266
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 2: I split to amongst these four basic the gift cards.

1267
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: This one's American Express, so it should have a couple

1268
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: of dollars.

1269
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 2: I have a four dollars on air? Can you just

1270
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 2: can you go ahead and just spread that amongst these

1271
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: four cards. What happens if you want to return something,

1272
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: they gotta put all the money back on these cards.

1273
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 2: You gotta pray that the money gets back on there.

1274
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 2: I was at McDonald's, and, oh my god, First of all,

1275
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: this is already a horror story. You were at McDonald

1276
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 2: And on that note, y'all don't need to hear no

1277
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: more of my struggles. This has been fabtab. I love

1278
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 2: just talking to just you, Marie. It's awesome.

1279
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't even know why we guess I.

1280
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 2: Know we should just do more of just us, you know,

1281
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 2: and just the two of us we can make it

1282
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 2: a feature, just the two of us, You and I. Okay, guys,

1283
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 2: you know follow us on Insta, Twitter, you know, rate reviews, subscribe.

1284
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: Stop following us in real life. No, no, no follow me,

1285
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: follow me, don't follow me. Don't do that.

1286
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 2: Sidney, you see this is you still be a negative

1287
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 2: to yourself. I thought we were gonna work on this.

1288
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 2: I know. If you see a girl that looks like

1289
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,439
Speaker 2: Sydney or Sydney drinking what you think is a red Bull,

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Speaker 2: knock it out. Smack that ship, pou.

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Speaker 1: Even if you're not sure if it's Sydney, smack it

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Speaker 1: at her.

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Speaker 2: If it looks like it might be a red Bull,

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Speaker 2: knock it down. Yeah, throw it away. Don't on our

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Speaker 2: shoes please.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's how we'll get you off of

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Speaker 1: red Bull.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's the right interview.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Bye, guys, buys, stay home this weekend and just

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Speaker 2: listen to the podcast again. Yes, bye bye.

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