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Speaker 1: Two hopeless one dating app then there's you swipe right.

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Speaker 1: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: It's the dating game show so hot it makes Love

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Speaker 3: Island feel like Barney and Friends. Yeah, it's Battle of

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Speaker 3: the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners square off

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Speaker 3: to find out whose.

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Speaker 2: Love life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 3: We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first

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Speaker 3: let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 2: In this corner, she devours more men per year than.

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Speaker 3: All of the sharks off the coast of Florida, and

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Speaker 3: that's why the boys call her Miami Annie.

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Speaker 2: I'm a band.

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, her go to drink order

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Speaker 3: is a Long Island iced tea for her left hand

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Speaker 3: and a thirty ounce glass of pure vodka for her.

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Speaker 2: Double fisting.

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Speaker 4: Christen, what's up going every here?

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Speaker 2: I hope you're sober ish right now?

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Speaker 4: Right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not by the end of this segment, though. Here's how

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Speaker 2: the game works.

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Speaker 3: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 3: date stories. The other one try and come back and

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Speaker 3: counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're going

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Speaker 3: back and forth for three rounds. Until we declare a winner.

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Speaker 3: Let's get started with Miami Annie, Let's go.

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Speaker 1: So I went home with this guy once and found

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Speaker 1: out that he had a strange little hobby, uh making

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Speaker 1: figurines out of noodle what?

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Speaker 2: Oh like, okay, were they cool?

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Speaker 1: Or he actually made a couple figures and scenarios of us.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's romantic.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, yeah, romantic, strange. We're like holding hands and I

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Speaker 1: thought was offensive because you like spaghetti to make him

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Speaker 1: and then I was just these big ravioliqures.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were his noodle muse double and Christen.

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Speaker 4: So my tender date planned a picnic date in the

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Speaker 4: middle of this flower field.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 4: It was really really pretty, except that he had such

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Speaker 4: bad allergies the entire time. He could not stop sneezing.

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Speaker 2: The entire days, red eyes, all of it.

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Speaker 4: And I told him we should leave, but then he

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Speaker 4: wanted to power through it, even though he did forget

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Speaker 4: his allergy matters. That's fine, fine, And so at the

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Speaker 4: end stuff was coming out of his nose and he still.

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Speaker 3: All tried to make out with me, you know, he

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Speaker 3: thought maybe you wouldn't notice.

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Speaker 2: He's like, where are you? I want to kiss you

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Speaker 2: and thrown it.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I went to an aquarium for a date with

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Speaker 1: this guy and we're walking through the exhibits and then

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Speaker 1: out of nowhere, he gets really excited and tells me

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Speaker 1: he can speak whale speak Leo and I kind of laughed,

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Speaker 1: thinking it was a joke. But then but then for

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Speaker 1: the next hour I got to watch and listen to

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Speaker 1: him get close and do a loud whale cry for

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Speaker 1: every animal that was swimming in the tank.

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Speaker 2: Who oh wow. I like that he was multilingual. But

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Speaker 2: let's keep going, Kristen counter.

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Speaker 4: So this guy, we went to his concert together and

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Speaker 4: at one point he holds up the sign and the

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Speaker 4: whole crowd starts booming.

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Speaker 2: Me, oh no, why I.

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Speaker 4: See them put the screen on with his sign saying

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Speaker 4: she just cheated on me, and it pointed to me, what.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are on the first date, Like, I

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Speaker 2: don't get it. Why would he do that?

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Speaker 4: He talked to me after, saying sorry, he just needed

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Speaker 4: to meet the singer and that was the only way.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I see, yeah, yeah, gotta respect the man

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Speaker 3: for his game.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure the singer felt so bad for him and

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Speaker 1: invited him backstage and they're now in a loving relationship.

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Speaker 3: That's how Taylor Swift ended up with Travis Kelsey. What

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Speaker 3: a fun story. We're onto the third and final round.

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Speaker 2: We need your best stories here, ladies. So Annie, what

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Speaker 2: have you got?

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Speaker 1: So? One time I asked to state about his most

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Speaker 1: recent past relationships, like how long they were together? Gathering information,

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Speaker 1: normal questions, yeah, and he said he couldn't remember, which

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Speaker 1: was weird. But instead of moving on, he decided it

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Speaker 1: was a good idea to FaceTime his ex to ask

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Speaker 1: her that question.

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Speaker 2: All right, he genuinely couldn't remember. How to that go?

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Speaker 1: Well, she said two years? And then after that he

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Speaker 1: decided that it was a good idea to them, turned

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Speaker 1: the phone to me across the table so I could

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Speaker 1: ask her anything I want you ask.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she gave a glowing review.

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Speaker 1: Well, by that time I was pretty over it, so

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Speaker 1: I asked if I should leave now or after dinner,

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Speaker 1: and she said leave now.

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Speaker 3: That he was like, yeah, you actually left?

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Speaker 1: Oh I left?

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Speaker 4: Yeah right there.

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Speaker 2: If your FaceTime he tells you to do it, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's a red flag.

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Speaker 3: That means double fist and Christen, this is your last shot.

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Speaker 4: A guy told me that he had a date idea

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Speaker 4: of something that I've never done before. We met at

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Speaker 4: a private airport.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 4: He sneaks me through these doors, and so we're walking

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Speaker 4: out onto the tarmac and I'm excited. I'm thinking we're

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Speaker 4: getting out of private jet or something. And then he

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Speaker 4: has me the best and some of those hands there

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Speaker 4: and told me his friend is landing soon and it'll

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Speaker 4: be funny to direct his plane.

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Speaker 2: Long, let's crash the sessana into a building.

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Speaker 1: Well, God, all I.

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Speaker 2: Was taking is a spread as a private plane? Is

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Speaker 2: that bad? The friend?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: There was the final bell that means the match is over. Judges,

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Speaker 2: we have to score it. So Alexis, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna go Christian for the allergy picnic, got one for

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Speaker 1: Kristen Brook.

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Speaker 3: Really, I can't get over the whale cries at the

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Speaker 3: aquarium with Annie.

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Speaker 2: So that's all tied up. Jose, you get the final choice.

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Speaker 2: Whale cries are the best. Annie, you win.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations Miami, Annie. Your dating life is so traumatic that

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Speaker 3: our listeners are gonna.

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Speaker 2: Need therapy after this.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations in incredible, Queen of the dating trauma.

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Speaker 3: That's right, apparently, Queen of the Ocean, where that crowd,

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Speaker 3: crowd girl on behalf.

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Speaker 2: Of everyone here at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: That means good job in Wale text in seventy eighty

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Speaker 3: five nine two if you want appear in the next

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Speaker 3: Battle of the Tender dates your phone taps coming up

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Speaker 3: right

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Speaker 1: After this Frouke and Jeffrey in the morning