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Speaker 1: Jewbles Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits and one

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Speaker 1: six point one. Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I sure do. I said a vegan

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Speaker 1: meat Wait on accident, say that one more time. I accidentally,

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Speaker 1: in an emergency situation said a vegan a meat product,

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Speaker 1: and then line about it. What was their thoughts on that?

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Speaker 1: It was, Oh God. So what happened was, so, my

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Speaker 1: roommate has this friend who she's in the field that

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Speaker 1: I work in, and I really like wanted to get

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Speaker 1: to know her because I would love to work with

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Speaker 1: her basically, So I thought, Okay, I'm gonna have this

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Speaker 1: girl over, like We're gonna, you know, have drinks and

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Speaker 1: I'll make dinner and I'll like kind of get to

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Speaker 1: know her a little bit better and then like work

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Speaker 1: my way in there to get this job that she's

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Speaker 1: hiring for. So yeah, like you know, I mean I've

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Speaker 1: met her before, so you know, I have her over.

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Speaker 1: I was. I made this like my favorite dinner, which

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Speaker 1: is like this cast role that like my grandma made

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Speaker 1: like my whole childhood. It's so good. And so I'm

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Speaker 1: like making dinner and my roommate before this girl comes over,

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Speaker 1: She's like oh, by the way, she's vegan, and I'm

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Speaker 1: like over halfway done, like there's no going back now.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm like, oh God, like okay, whatever, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna not say anything. And so my roommate told

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Speaker 1: her that what I made was vegan, and so she

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Speaker 1: was really excited and she ate, she ate, she ate,

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Speaker 1: she ate. As she cleaned her plate, she was like,

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Speaker 1: that was incredible, Like, I have to know the recipe.

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Speaker 1: And so I told her. I told her that I

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Speaker 1: used impossible meat, but I absolutely did not. I used

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Speaker 1: ground beef. And yeah, any reports of how that was

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Speaker 1: for her the next day, Yeah, So she really liked it.

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Speaker 1: But then the next day she texted and asked maybe

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Speaker 1: if like any of my ingredients were expired because she

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Speaker 1: had a stomach ache. So I think that's probably okay.

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Speaker 1: Two things, that's very bold of a person to be,

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Speaker 1: like did you feed me like rotten food? And also

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Speaker 1: you like, well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you? What's your dirty little secret? Dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Hey, what's up? Hello? Hi? You have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I do have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: It is that I fantasize about being an escort. Oh, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, just imagine somebody wanting you so badly

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Speaker 1: that they're willing to pay for it. Yeah. Actually, now

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. That would be cool. But what's

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Speaker 1: stopping you from doing it? It's just infery. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like a win win, right, Like most of my previous

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Speaker 1: sectual partners have been subpar So it's like you can

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Speaker 1: specifically pick out the person that's willing to give you

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Speaker 1: as much pleasure as you want and pay you. It's

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Speaker 1: an incredible thing. But will it really work out like that?

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Speaker 1: Is that something I want to carry around and I'm

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Speaker 1: actually doing? I don't know, but I think about it

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Speaker 1: a lot. Interesting, like when you say thing about a lot,

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Speaker 1: like in the middle of a business meeting or your workday,

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Speaker 1: you just kind of zone out for a little while.

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Speaker 1: And I mean depends on who the meeting's with. All Right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? It's a

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