1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: You're gonna motherfuck everybody, and that's not our fault, it's 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: your fault. Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. Hi doll, Oh my god, I look 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: like death. Well you don't, don't you don't. I look purple. 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: I was just saying, because we're just jumping right into it. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: Thank you. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 2: I am today because this is. 8 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: My shirt that came out of the dryer, and you 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: know I'm a big vintage tea gel Oh keem go. 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 2: Hi, welcome everybody to the pre game. 11 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: Hi, welcome. Ten minutes of fun. What day is it? It's 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: not important. And then for the big show we will 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: get into more of all the activities for the week. 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: But I said, before we came on, she said, you 15 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: were saying, why am I talking for you? You were holding 16 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: Mac and oh. Our boss called, and I was trying 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: to be a good mother because I just got home. 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: I've been gone for four days in Philadelphia and I 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: just got home and I was like, okay, I'm home 20 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: for an hour and a half before we have to 21 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: do the podcast and be really present. Well, the boss called, 22 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to like be like throw the kid 23 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: to the nanny. So I'm trying to, you know, do 24 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: what mothers do and just do two things at once. 25 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: And while he's talking to me about business, Mac pisses 26 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: himself and then he puked. 27 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,279 Speaker 2: Oh my shirt, So whatever. 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, So I just put out this little whereby EA 29 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 1: pullover on that'll mask all puke and piss and stay 30 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: fashionable and comfortable, all while rooting on your team at 31 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: the same time. Go to NFL shop dot com or 32 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: fanatics dot com swipe up what up girl? Okay here, 33 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 1: I'm going to pull up our pregame questions because I 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: haven't even done that yet, so I'm excited. Okay, you 35 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: start go grump Pass sixty nine. I don't know if 36 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: there's a hidden meeting in that, because I'm terrible about this. 37 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: Would either one of you like to do an overseas game, Yes, 38 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: you got to do one with my crew? 39 00:01:58,880 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 2: I did. 40 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: I did a game in Life London years ago because 41 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: Aaron was working baseball and football and so I filled 42 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: in for her and it was so much fun. They 43 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: still say it's one of their best games ever. And 44 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: I was like, fine, we'll just ask her to do 45 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: this season. Then you don't need me. Fine, I heard 46 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: two things. She had great outfits and a lot of luggage. 47 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: Well that was because there was a time in my 48 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: life I had a lot of baggage. Those were emotions 49 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: in that second bags were stolen. Who exactly? I'm still 50 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: waiting for that coach to be a return. I hate Mercury. 51 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: The game was fantastic, but I would love to do 52 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: a game in Germany. You guys, you have to how 53 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: come you haven't had one since then? That was like 54 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: a decade ago that I filled in for you. I'm 55 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: not sure what the wait for it logistics are, but 56 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: for some reason, the NFL network is doing all of them. 57 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,239 Speaker 1: I don't know why we don't get them. I will 58 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: tell you what was pretty great though, and we could 59 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: talk about this on the Big Show. Was that woke 60 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 1: up on the East coast. We got an extra hour 61 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: of sleep. I'll get in to our dinner festivities on 62 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: the Big Show. 63 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 2: Wow, Aurora on third. I'm sorry Aroma on third, but 64 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 2: I hold up. 65 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I woke up on Sunday morning and the game 66 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: started at nine point thirty. We had an extra hour 67 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: of sleep. All of us were in our jammi's in 68 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: the meeting room watching it. 69 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 2: Together. It was so fun. Oh that's really cute. 70 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: Okay, save the good stuff for the big show, because 71 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: that'll just make you guys tune in on Thursday. Here 72 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: we go pregame ten Minutes of Fun where we answer 73 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: your guys' questions again. You can submit anonymously if you 74 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: do not want to list your actual handle name. Captain 75 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: Bigwood has a question for us, Yeah, he does. Can 76 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: rival fans date Eagles fans and Coboys fans? Yeah, of course. 77 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: It's like if your house is like divided, if one's 78 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: a liberal on's you know, a Republican. I feel like 79 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: that might be a little bit more difficult controversial in 80 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: terms of politics. But yeah, I mean they always call 81 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: it a house divided. I remember, I mean growing up 82 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: in Seattle, it was like half the house of my 83 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: house was washed and huskies and half of them were cougars, 84 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: so not actual cougars. Me like, yeah, yeah, you know 85 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: what I mean, Washington State. So yeah, great, thank you can. No, 86 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. 87 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 2: Also. 88 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 1: Side note, music at Eagles games fire just fire, Like 89 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 1: the atmosphere great, like just the lights go off after 90 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: a touchdown and you're like, oh my god, what's going on. 91 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: It's just great you got Dom. The security guard shout 92 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: out to Dom with the eagles. It's just the fucking man, like. 93 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 2: What's dobup to Dom? Spirit right? 94 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: Getting us hit our restaurant reservations? His wife on the sideline, 95 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: it comes say hi to me in her ct cute 96 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: little teddy bear dress with her little Swede like boots, 97 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: and I just eagles are great, but I mean so 98 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: were cowboys. But it was just I hadn't been there 99 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: in a why it was fine. It was a good time, 100 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:49,559 Speaker 1: really cute. 101 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, So the answer to that question is sure, 102 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 2: you can't. 103 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: Sure? Next Oh, I'll let you handle this one, Okay, 104 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: Chris Vaspin, when do you start decorating? 105 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 2: My beauty has already done it? When did that go 106 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 2: up yesterday? 107 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you why I already I First 108 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: of all, for the last few years, it's been well documented, 109 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: I have been the Grinch who stole Christmas, and I've 110 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,239 Speaker 1: been very unhappy in my life. So now that I'm happy, 111 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: it's joy to the world in my falla la la lackhup. 112 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. 113 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,039 Speaker 1: So I'm going to be gone and busy the next 114 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 1: few weekends, and then I leave for Thanksgiving, and so 115 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I gonna be smart? 116 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 2: Wait? 117 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: So on Saturday, I said Steve, we've got half the day. 118 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: Let's go out that cherry out of storage and let's 119 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: just get going. We ordered eggnog, we got a little 120 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: tip tip tipsy and decorated together and we had the 121 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: best time. And it's fucking seven hundred degrees outside and 122 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: my bikini. 123 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,280 Speaker 2: Literally, I was like, shut the doors and turn on 124 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 2: the ac. We're gonna pretend that it's freezing inside this house. 125 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 2: But it was. 126 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 1: And so now all my decorations are up. I don't 127 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: have a ton, but like, I just feel like I've 128 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: already like I'm gonna be really organized this year. I'm 129 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: gonna get my Christmas shopping done early. I'm gonna do 130 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: everything because I just I'm over rushing around and then 131 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: you know that feeling I'm Gonnactually, I want to save 132 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: this with the big show where you're rifling through shit 133 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: looking for gifts because you found that one gift for someone. 134 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: Now you're like, I know there's a bottle of wine 135 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 1: around here somewhere that's not ten dollars. 136 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 2: But I went on. 137 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: My for my six hour flight today, which I feel 138 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 1: like I should be in Paris by the time I landed, 139 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,239 Speaker 1: but I was at Lax. I looked at Oprah's Favorite 140 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: Things list to start getting some mykeyas going. I got 141 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: already one idea for mom and dad, but it's not 142 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: very glamorous and I can't say what it is because 143 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: my dad is an avid. 144 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 2: Listener, So there you go. 145 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: I also love when Steve Andrews text us suggestions of 146 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: shows to watch and you never reminded. 147 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 2: Oh she got on the side. 148 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: I was like, no, I didn't because you asked on 149 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,599 Speaker 1: the podcast. It was so cute. So our health slights 150 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: are going up this week. Jared asked me when I 151 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: was on, said is it too soon? I said no, 152 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: it's the same way. It's like it's November, What the 153 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: hell is it? 154 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 2: Six? 155 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 1: And before we know it? I mean, yeah, it's not 156 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 1: so early. You gotta do it. No, the half half happiest. 157 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 2: No one's going anywhere. 158 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: Christiano one oh fives it ends, Thank God, cut them 159 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,279 Speaker 1: or leave them be. I'm so glad you asked this 160 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: question because my hair is soaking wet right now. I 161 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: finally drug my ass the gym because I haven't been 162 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: going and I've been just like not feeling the best, 163 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: and so I was like, all right, get your ass 164 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: to the gym. You're paying for a membership every month. 165 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. 166 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: So I just did a circuit. I did twenty minutes 167 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: on the on the whatever staremaster thing. I did twenty 168 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: minutes intervals running back and for like I do the 169 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: speed up, speed down, and then just some weights, and 170 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: I was it's disgusting how out of shape I am 171 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: right now. Anyways, I took a shower and I remember thinking, 172 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: I was like, I have to tell you about this 173 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 1: on the podcast. I'm at that point in the season 174 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: which I get bored the way I look, and I 175 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: was about to I was like, if I had scissors 176 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: up here, I'm Chris, look at all this breakage that's 177 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: happening with the story of my life. And I was like, 178 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: you know, why don't I just cut bangs. I was like, 179 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: they're so cute on some people, you're gonna hate it. 180 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 2: I already have them. 181 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: I know I'm getting them too. It's from my breakage 182 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 1: as well. Oh my bang is great, she missed. So 183 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, Thank god, I don't 184 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: have scissors up here because I would have had to 185 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: explain to you. 186 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 2: I know, but look at this. 187 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: Make rose for your present. Don't cut your hair. Stop 188 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: being crazy. Don't do that because I already know what's 189 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: gonna happen to me. It's gonna be in your eyes 190 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: for Thursday night football and you're gonna be pissed off 191 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: and then you're gonna have to wear wait for it, 192 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: a bret to hold it back, and you're gonna be 193 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: annoyed and you're gonna motherfuck everybody. And that's not our fault. 194 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: It's your fault that you cut them with kid scissors. 195 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 1: All I can think of is Kelly Stafford when she 196 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,439 Speaker 1: cut bangs last year and we both said to her, 197 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: what were you doing? 198 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 2: And then now this is where I'm at. Don't do 199 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 2: it for the way I look. I'm okay. Then change 200 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 2: your nail color. Were a bigger hoop. Don't fucking cut 201 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 2: your hair. Are you insane? Put that down? Put it down. 202 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,960 Speaker 1: She knows me so well. All I wear is hoops 203 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: and change the nail color back. All right, Well, don't 204 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 1: left my own devices. Steve is out of town, and 205 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: so it's like, right now, I'm like, what else could 206 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: I do? 207 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 2: Don't you dare? Stop it all right? 208 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,560 Speaker 1: Cow friends col met, I don't know, friends call me 209 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: dray oh jes, why. 210 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 2: What about dry? 211 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: Any advice for handling questions from family about finding a 212 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: husband or having kids? Tell I'm to fuck off, but no, 213 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: it's just a la la la la la la. Who 214 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: no one's going anywhere. 215 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,839 Speaker 2: Bend over and I'll show you. 216 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 1: This is so touchy. I'm so lucky because my parents 217 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 1: didn't bug me about it. They just were like whatever. 218 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 1: My parents said that when I called them and told 219 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: him I got married, they go whatever. And then they 220 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 1: said the same thing when I called them and said 221 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: I was getting a divorced, they said whatever. Whatever's there's just 222 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: literally like whatever with this fucking chick? 223 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 2: Will my cup bangs? Whatever? So you think your brad 224 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 2: pitt whatever? 225 00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: Whenever? 226 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 2: Shouldn't I w that lyric? 227 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: Ye? Anyways, I my parents are not that my I 228 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 1: feel very lucky too. 229 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 2: They're just happy like that. 230 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 1: I'm alive still at this point, so I never had 231 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: any of that nagging stuff. But you know, you see 232 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: all the movies or like any of that stuff where 233 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: it's like the parents are all up in your business, 234 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 1: especially like moms like, when are you getting married when 235 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: you have a kids? So sorry, friends, call me Dre. 236 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 1: I got nothing for you there. All I would say 237 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 1: is this is just be like, I'm on my own path, 238 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: and the more you press me on it, the longer 239 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 1: it's going to be, and the more frustrated I'm going 240 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 1: to get. 241 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 2: So please just let me do my own thing right, 242 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 2: the more anxiety you're giving me. 243 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 1: My dad one time tried to give me advice on dating, 244 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: and I said, Dad, I take all your advice. And 245 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,679 Speaker 1: I think I've said this before. I said, but I'm 246 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: not going to take your advice on dating. You met 247 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: mom when you were eleven years old. You guys got 248 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: married when you were eighteen. You have never dated, so 249 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: I'm not going to take advice from you in a 250 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,120 Speaker 1: category that you have never experienced. 251 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 2: So call me Dre. I would say, tell your. 252 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: Parents to relax. I feel you what else we got here? 253 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: Lisa man A Lisa in the culture. Wait, I have 254 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: a little story. I can't give up the name or 255 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 1: likeness is that it anyways, But we have somebody on 256 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 1: our crew that's a little older that's dating and he's 257 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: dating a girl kind of the same age in the forties, 258 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 1: so that's me. And he was saying that this experience 259 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 1: is a little interesting because she's very forthcoming and very 260 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: blunt with questions. She wants answers to things like tell 261 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: me about and he's like, this is like a lot 262 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,320 Speaker 1: of all at once. And I said, you know what, 263 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 1: I don't blame her. She's probably like, I've been doing 264 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,319 Speaker 1: this shit for a while. I want to knock out 265 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: the crap. I want to go through my checklist and 266 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 1: see if you're worth the time all the things. I 267 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time to waste. I was like, 268 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: this is what happens when you don't date twenty year olds. 269 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. I was into it. 270 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: I think that's totally fine. We ain't got no time 271 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,319 Speaker 1: to waste it that much. I agree, But. 272 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 2: He's used to dating younger girls. That's the thing. 273 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: Well, I would equate it to this when you go 274 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,200 Speaker 1: to the doctor office and you're filling out the questionnaire. 275 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,080 Speaker 1: Do you have family history of this? Do you have 276 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: any you know, have you had any surgeries? Have you 277 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,199 Speaker 1: had any this? We're just getting all the information out there. 278 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 1: Why are we making the doctor guess what you have 279 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,400 Speaker 1: or you haven't had in your life. 280 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,199 Speaker 2: Right now, I don't blame it. 281 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: So we can give the best diagnosis, okay, and create 282 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: a clean bill of health and you can have a 283 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: happy relationship because I'm going to tell you from experience 284 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,600 Speaker 1: what I don't want to have happened. I don't want 285 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: you saying that these wedding rings were free and clear 286 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: of debt, because they're not. And then I'm going to 287 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: find out later that you took out a loan. So 288 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,840 Speaker 1: let's just put all the information on the table and 289 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,760 Speaker 1: then I get all the sirens on a table or out, 290 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 1: and we got a full house and a royal flush. 291 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: So yeah, take that double down and circle around fuck that, yep. 292 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: I need full transparency. Lift up that hood to the car. 293 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: Is this a lemon or is it not? I know 294 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: we make lemons out of time, but I want to 295 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 1: answer this question because I feel strong about it. 296 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 2: Lisa van der Veer, nail Salon's awkward or relaxing. 297 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you the asshole that busts out their 298 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,840 Speaker 1: phone and talking on it at the nail salon, can 299 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,840 Speaker 1: you just like read the room, put the thing away, 300 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: do the quick little whisper I'm so sorry. 301 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 2: I'm getting my nails done. Can I call you back? 302 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,480 Speaker 1: Like like stop, I don't want to hear. And also 303 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 1: this goes right along with the girl that's facetiming but 304 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: doesn't have headphones on, so I hear the other person's conversation. 305 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 1: I'm not interested. I'm in a nail salon. I want 306 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 1: to close my eyes for five seconds while they're ripping 307 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: the shit out of my cuticles and asking me if 308 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 1: I want my calluses done and I don't. 309 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 2: I don't. 310 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 1: I don't know anyone that does, because you know what, 311 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't want anyone shaving anything in there. 312 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: All that thought, I have so many things to discuss 313 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: because you know my affinity for a nail salon. 314 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 2: Join us on the Big Show for. 315 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: All things Palaces, dating in your forties and lifting up 316 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: the hood to find out what's under there. And also 317 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 1: I'm going to tease something for the big Show. I 318 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: got a little something something I'm gonna be on next 319 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 1: week and I'm excited for everyone to watch. 320 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 2: End of view. 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