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Speaker 1: I found out that my ex boyfriend and his mom

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Speaker 1: hooked up and still might be doing it.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: You know, Sam, we we read a lot of stories

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Speaker 3: that we did on this podcast. It's not very often

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Speaker 3: that your mind just melts out of your ears with confusion.

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Speaker 1: You know what I always say, though, what what do.

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Speaker 2: You always say?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing like returning from whence you came? You know,

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Speaker 1: get back to your roots, you know, back back to

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Speaker 1: the origins of things. Yeah, you know, like you you

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Speaker 1: came out?

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Speaker 2: Why not coming? Why not go?

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Speaker 3: I could just see ladies and gentleman. I could just

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Speaker 3: see like Sam's gears turning his brain, just trying what

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Speaker 3: what what do I want to say right here? What

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Speaker 3: is What are the words that I want to utter

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Speaker 3: out of my mouth right now?

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Speaker 1: I think there should be a sign that said that says,

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Speaker 1: from whence I came?

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Speaker 2: To which I come? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: To which? Yeah? Y.

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Speaker 1: I used to have this friend we'll call on Brian.

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Speaker 1: He and I dated when we were in seventh and

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Speaker 1: eighth grades. It wasn't a serious relationship. We were way

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Speaker 1: too young for that, but we dated and then kind

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Speaker 1: of drifted apart after middle school. As the middle school

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Speaker 1: relationships do hey speak speak for yourself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What you you still got a middle school crush?

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Speaker 1: No, my heart was broken. It was broken, never to return.

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Speaker 1: One week during senior year of high school, he just

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Speaker 1: sort of disappeared, gone without a trace. Nobody seemed to

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Speaker 1: know what happened. He just dropped off the face of

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Speaker 1: the earth. His best friend had no idea and couldn't

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Speaker 1: get in touch with him. He even jilted his would

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Speaker 1: be prom date. Jilted.

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Speaker 2: That's a that's a word that I don't hear often

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Speaker 2: of the day.

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Speaker 1: As you can imagine, there were a lot of rumors,

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Speaker 1: everything from him dying to him going to jail, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: But the big rumor that got.

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Speaker 1: Passed around the most was that his dad got him

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Speaker 1: and his mom boning boning.

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Speaker 3: That is the first thing that like middle school or

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Speaker 3: high school kids, Yeah, like spread is a dad to

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Speaker 3: that that a.

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Speaker 2: Boy done at how I thought you bro that I

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Speaker 2: would be I would be speechless. Yeah, I would know

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Speaker 2: what to do. I don't know what do you do?

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Speaker 2: Do you get mad? You are you just confused? I

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Speaker 2: know that would break.

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Speaker 3: I think you need to just like get in the

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Speaker 3: car and like drive away.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was just a dumb rumor, because it's

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Speaker 1: obvious to see why that sort of rumor would be

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Speaker 1: popular even if it wasn't true. Plus I knew Brian

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Speaker 1: and his mom, and it just didn't seem likely. They

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Speaker 1: weren't a really good fit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like they had they clicked on something

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Speaker 3: here and there, but they were in a full mesh, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean. She was I n T I

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Speaker 2: J and he was iron TJ.

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Speaker 3: It just didn't quite match up.

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Speaker 2: That's her freaking song.

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Speaker 1: They were very normal, upper middle class, not like toothless

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Speaker 1: rednecks or anything. Oh yeah, and who does that? Going

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Speaker 1: to Dale for murderer seemed way more likely that Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would agree, I would agree anyway. After college, I

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Speaker 1: moved into a really tiny city in a rural area

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Speaker 1: halfway across the country, literally thousands of miles from where

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Speaker 1: I grew up, the reason being because I fen loved

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Speaker 1: the mountains, and also nobody can afford to live where

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Speaker 1: I grew up anymore. This weekend I went to Target

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Speaker 1: in a different town that I don't usually go to.

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Speaker 1: And guess who I saw there? No, Yeah, no, yep,

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Speaker 1: And they were acting, you know, familiar. They didn't kiss

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Speaker 1: or anything, but it was unmistakable, way too much touching, handholding,

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Speaker 3: And they're adults now, so it's like you're not like

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Speaker 3: quite hand holding your mother as an adult. Males at

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Speaker 3: least handsy societally not what you typically see.

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Speaker 2: It must be like mama knows how to treat her son, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, Hey, listen, Mama knows best.

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Speaker 2: Mama knows best. She's seen you at every stage. I've

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Speaker 2: seen him balls drop. Now I'm gonna see him dry. No,

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Speaker 2: God help us. Ah, Okay, I'm way too comfortable making this. Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I stalked them around the store a bit, just because

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Speaker 1: I was so intensely curious, and even out into the

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Speaker 1: parking lot to get to get a good look at

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Speaker 1: them without mask on. It was definitely them. Thankfully they

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Speaker 1: didn't notice me. I look a lot different now, which helps.

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Speaker 1: Plus I was wearing sunglasses and a mask. But like,

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Speaker 1: just really weird, just like I've been shocked.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've been dying to tell someone, but I'm not close

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Speaker 1: to many people from a high school anymore. The only

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Speaker 1: friend I still talk to is really dramatic, and I

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Speaker 1: know she can't keep a secret, and even though I

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Speaker 1: would sooner die than have sex with my mom or dad,

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Speaker 1: I don't necessarily want to ruin Brian's perfect life with

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Speaker 1: his mom or whatever, or ruin it anymore than it

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Speaker 1: already has been.

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Speaker 3: It's our fairy tale ending. Why I'm ruined.

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Speaker 1: That's honestly, like, that's some game of throne shit there,

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Speaker 1: like you know, Mayor and your mom like they the gay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone has seen one of the

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Speaker 1: latest episodes of House of Dragons, but there is some

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Speaker 1: familial relations going on in there. I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: telling my roommate, but to be honest, I don't like

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Speaker 1: her that much, so I'm telling you all this piece

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Speaker 1: of juicy gossip instead. I know it means way less

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Speaker 1: to you than it does to me, but there it is. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: the world is a fed up place.

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Speaker 2: O p.

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Speaker 3: You you have just bestowed upon us the stinkiest, rankest

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Speaker 3: story possibly imagine.

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Speaker 2: Geez, I don't know what I mean. This is hard

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Speaker 2: to top.

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Speaker 3: I mean it is it is painfully challenging to try

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Speaker 3: to find something that is more insane than this.

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Speaker 1: I wish, like I think, I like, I want to

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to kin to this relationship that

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Speaker 1: is true.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I would uh uh, Brian or whoever you're name

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Speaker 3: the person in this story. If if this gets to

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Speaker 3: you or listeners of this show, search the earth far

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Speaker 3: and wide for we can. I want to talk to

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Speaker 3: this if we can possibly sit him down on the

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Speaker 3: podcast and just hear his story, Yeah, hear his side?

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Speaker 2: What what got you to this point? Man?

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Speaker 3: You know what, like of the billions of women.

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Speaker 2: On planet Earth, you know, he's just a mama's boy,

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Speaker 2: the whole different breed of mama's boy. Mommy