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Speaker 1: Subject body oils, gels, lotions and potions. H All right,

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Speaker 1: dear Stephen Shirley. I'm forty eight years old and divorced.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing an old friend from work that is also divorced.

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Speaker 1: He has been dating a lot longer than I have,

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Speaker 1: so it started off as him hanging out with me

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Speaker 1: so I was not lonely. I needed to start out

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Speaker 1: by saying that this man used to light up the

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Speaker 1: office with cologne when he walked in. It's like he

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Speaker 1: bathed in it every morning, and it completed. It competed

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Speaker 1: with the extra fabric softener smell in his clothes. I

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Speaker 1: have sensitive sinus issues, so he'd make me sneeze whenever

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Speaker 1: I got close to him. Nothing's changed, really, except he

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Speaker 1: now used the lot of body oils, and he continues

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Speaker 1: he combines the oils for different purposes. The other night,

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Speaker 1: we went to an outdoor concert and he made up

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Speaker 1: a natural bug repellent that made people and bugs want

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Speaker 1: to run from him. When it comes to making love,

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Speaker 1: he can't get started without giving me a sensual massage

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Speaker 1: with oils he concocted.

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Speaker 2: I have asked him.

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Speaker 1: To stick with lavender, but he sneaks other oils in

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Speaker 1: on me. Getting ready to go out with him takes

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Speaker 1: forever because his body oils. Because of his body oils,

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Speaker 1: his gels, his lotions and potions. He also loves to

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Speaker 1: rub crystals and burned sage when something doesn't go his way.

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Speaker 1: I know this is all new age stuff, but I

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Speaker 1: believe in deodorant and not oils. When the oils wear

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Speaker 1: off and he starts sweating or exerting too much energy,

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Speaker 1: he needs a real deodorant, not the gel stuff he

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Speaker 1: puts under his arm. Having said all of that, I

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Speaker 1: do care for this man. We have history.

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Speaker 2: My husband was.

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Speaker 1: A big country bumpkin who worked hard and took care

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Speaker 1: of me. He showered with manly soap and did yard work.

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Speaker 1: But my boyfriend is more into self care than me.

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Speaker 1: Should I kick him to the curve because he's greasy

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Speaker 1: and smelly, or do I ask him to tone it

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Speaker 1: down a bit? A good man is so hard to find, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, to you, I just say this, cleanliness and

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Speaker 1: smelling good those are deal breakers.

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Speaker 2: Those really are deal breakers. I mean, what else is there.

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Speaker 1: You got to be able to stand this person, to

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Speaker 1: be in the same room with this person, to be

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Speaker 1: around this person, and of course be intimate with this person.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if he stinks, there's no chance of that. Right.

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Speaker 1: A good man is hard to find, But that's no

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Speaker 1: excuse to settle for some funky smelling man. It's just

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Speaker 1: not You got to talk to him. You got to

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Speaker 1: tell him about his odor. You got to tell him

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Speaker 1: how it makes you sneeze, all of that stuff. I mean,

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Speaker 1: ask him to lighten up, to tone it down. You've

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Speaker 1: asked him that he didn't do it. He's always sneaking

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Speaker 1: some kind of oil in it in on you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: maybe he can use one oil at a time and

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Speaker 1: tell him the oils he uses you don't like the

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Speaker 1: way they smell. You gotta tell him this is the

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Speaker 1: only way he can be with you. I mean, maybe

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Speaker 1: he'll be embarrassed if you tell him this stuff. Maybe

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Speaker 1: he'll be mad at you. But at least if he

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Speaker 1: really cares, maybe he'll stop using so many of these

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Speaker 1: stinky oils. Then you can give him a care package,

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Speaker 1: you know, with some nice smelling soaps in it. You know,

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Speaker 1: and of course some deodorant and some cologne. If he refuses,

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Speaker 1: I just think he'll be over there stinking by himself.

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Speaker 2: I mean this is important, cleanliness, smelling good, all of that.

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Speaker 4: Steve, Well, let's get started. This is a letter about

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Speaker 4: a crazy person. That's what this is. Right here, you

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Speaker 4: are dating a damn lunatic. I don't know how else

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Speaker 4: you see this.

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Speaker 5: I know how you see it differently because you forty

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Speaker 5: eight y on and divorce and you just start seeing

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Speaker 5: this old friend from.

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Speaker 3: Work that's also divorced. Oh wonder why.

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Speaker 5: He got divorced. He's been dating a lot longer than

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Speaker 5: I have. So it started out as him just hanging

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Speaker 5: out with me. So I wasn't lone, Okay, So here

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Speaker 5: we go with this old friend and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 5: I told y'all about this dream. He an old friend

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Speaker 5: of yours from work. Now now y'all sleeping together. Now

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Speaker 5: you got to put all this cris go home and everything.

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Speaker 5: He likes to smell of fresh bacon. Now he just

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Speaker 5: rubbing your ass down in bacon's greens off stove. He

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Speaker 5: got off that Maxwell coffee cab. Now your nut ass

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Speaker 5: and got involved with this man. Now you said you

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Speaker 5: want to start off by saying that he used to

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Speaker 5: light up the office with cologne when he walked in.

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Speaker 5: It's like he bathed in it every morning, and it

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Speaker 5: competed with the extra fabric softness smell in his clothing.

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Speaker 2: What what?

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Speaker 5: Then you said, I have sense ofive sign his issues,

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Speaker 5: so he'd make me sneeze whatever I got close to him.

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Speaker 3: What are you seeing him for? He is offensive?

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Speaker 5: Then you say, nothing's changed, really, he's still walking in

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Speaker 5: the office light. Then you still sneezing. He's still bathing

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Speaker 5: in all these alls, and nothing's changed really, except now

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Speaker 5: he uses a lot of body alls that he can

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Speaker 5: combines the alls for different purposes.

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Speaker 3: The other night we went to outdoor concert.

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Speaker 5: He made up a natural bug repellent that made people

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Speaker 5: in bug.

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Speaker 3: What did he put on? What did he put on him?

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Speaker 5: That's got everybody running at the park.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, Steve, hang on.

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Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour today.

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Speaker 3: Hold I said, great raid on your self.

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Speaker 1: Body oil, gels, lotions and potions.

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Speaker 2: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 2: hard morning shows, All right?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject

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Speaker 1: the oils, gels, lotions and potions.

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Speaker 3: Just for there.

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Speaker 5: You're a woman who is divorced started seeing an old

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Speaker 5: friend from work. I have told y'all about these friends.

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Speaker 5: They cannot stay there long if not if you, they

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Speaker 5: are attracted to you, you couldnot be friends with the

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Speaker 5: person you're attracted to.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't work for me.

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Speaker 5: And if you're an attractive woman and you look good

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Speaker 5: to this man for whatever the reason, whoever you are,

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Speaker 5: all women are attractive to somebody, then that man wants

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Speaker 5: to sleep with you. So why y'all can't understand this?

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Speaker 5: Damn quitnin looking in the zoom monica like you can't

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Speaker 5: believe me.

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Speaker 3: Yes, if the man is in your.

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Speaker 5: Face and he's attracted to you, he wants to be

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Speaker 5: your friends so he can try to sleep with you.

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Speaker 3: What y'all missing about this? Just go back in your life.

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Speaker 5: And think of all the men that was friendly to you,

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Speaker 5: and the moment they thought they had a chance, ain't

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Speaker 5: they asked you for some Wow, every last one, all

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Speaker 5: your friends that joked about.

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Speaker 3: I come by there in hollering.

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Speaker 2: Know what, Sorry?

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Speaker 5: I bet I know? I bet I bet I know,

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Speaker 5: I wish I was over there. Girl, you're crazy. You

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Speaker 5: don't go see the movie. So now this man. You

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Speaker 5: started seeing this man, but he used to come into

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Speaker 5: office with clone when he walked in, and like he

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Speaker 5: bathed in it, and he combined it with his fabric

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Speaker 5: softening and you got a sensitive sign this issue. So

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Speaker 5: he made you sneeze whenever you got close. Why are

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Speaker 5: you dating this man? Nothing changed really except now he

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Speaker 5: used a lot of body oars and he combines the

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Speaker 5: oars for different purpose. Other night y'all went through out

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Speaker 5: there concert and he made up a natural bug repellent

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Speaker 5: that made people in bugs want to run from him.

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Speaker 3: What did he put on?

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Speaker 5: He'd have sprayed raid on his ass and then came

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Speaker 5: back and topped it off with some hosster.

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Speaker 3: Not yeah, hoss thought he was good and put a

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Speaker 3: little bit of polo on it.

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Speaker 4: Hm.

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Speaker 5: You know because the polo with the emblemental polo bottle

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Speaker 5: of green bottle with the gold cap got a horse

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Speaker 5: on it, and that all to keep the bugs off

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Speaker 5: a horse.

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Speaker 3: So he put that on too.

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Speaker 5: When it comes to making love, he can't get started

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Speaker 5: without giving me a sensual massage with alls.

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Speaker 3: He concocted. Now he rubbed it.

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Speaker 5: He liked bacon, so now he didne went down there

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Speaker 5: in the kitchen and got it scooped up on it.

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Speaker 5: Hand of that bacon all off that coffee can on

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Speaker 5: the stove.

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Speaker 3: Now you have.

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Speaker 5: They're rubbing your hands down with bacon grease. But you

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Speaker 5: like lavender, so he throw a little bit and lavender

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Speaker 5: on with it. Now you're feeling hot and tingley. You

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Speaker 5: smell like hot sweet meat. I've asked him to stick

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Speaker 5: with lavender, but he sneaks other off in on it.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with this fool? You dat.

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Speaker 5: Getting ready to go out here and take forever because

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Speaker 5: of the body of all jail potions and loss. He

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Speaker 5: also loves to rub crystals and burn sage when something.

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Speaker 3: Don't go his way.

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Speaker 5: So you got a man in here that's burning saves

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Speaker 5: and holding crystals when some don't go his Daggaman's fround

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Speaker 5: such you'll house fire, I see that right now, y'aggle

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Speaker 5: lose all your homeowners and insurance right here.

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Speaker 3: You're up here with this little strong as he smelled.

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Speaker 5: Like that a whole He smell like that whole shrink

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Speaker 5: that be on the streets in New York and brothers

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Speaker 5: up there be selling them all. Yeah, you get caught

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Speaker 5: up at that stand sometimes because some gonna smell good

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Speaker 5: to you. But if you're buy Moting three, you feish stink.

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna tell you that right now. If you're

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Speaker 5: buy Moting three of them little vials of oil you feel,

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Speaker 5: don't let nobody tell you that's ood.

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Speaker 3: Would That ain't what that is?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: I believe in deoda and not oil. See, he putting

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Speaker 5: aill under his own oil is not a funk terrent.

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Speaker 5: It is like putting a mask on an ugly person

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Speaker 5: giveing the Halloween party, and an ugly person put a

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Speaker 5: mask on, and for some reason he got to take

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Speaker 5: his mask off so he could sip a drink, and

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Speaker 5: he looked the same with the mask off. I mean,

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Speaker 5: it's just Halloween for his ass all the time. That's

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Speaker 5: what you're dealing with here. Having said all that, I

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Speaker 5: do care for.

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Speaker 3: This man, and we have history.

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Speaker 5: What history, y'all just been friends that he's been a

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Speaker 5: friend of yours. He's wanting to sleep with you the

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Speaker 5: whole time. That ain't history, But.

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Speaker 3: Y'all history ain't been that good though.

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Speaker 5: He make love to you, spreading all this stuff on you. You,

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Speaker 5: and there you got deep woods bug repelling on y'all

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Speaker 5: fin to make love. And then he coming there with

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Speaker 5: that bacon grease. Now you got a little sandwich spread

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Speaker 5: on you. Here, that got mayonnaise. He working with your

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Speaker 5: ass with mayonnaise on, and all this here and you're

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Speaker 5: just in here.

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Speaker 3: She's just a damn samwich.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 5: Now, my husband was a big country bumpkin who worked hard,

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Speaker 5: took care of me. He showed with manly soap, did

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Speaker 5: yard work. Don't know, but my boyfriend is more than

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Speaker 5: a self care than me. Should I kick him to

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Speaker 5: the curve because he's greasy and smelly? Or do I

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Speaker 5: ask him the tona? A good man is so hard

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Speaker 5: to find? What is good about this man? You have

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Speaker 5: not said one good thing about this man. I'm trying

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Speaker 5: to figure out you just want somebody, so I don't

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Speaker 5: stay with his big sting ament. As Steve Harvey FM

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Speaker 5: and in Supreamar he gonna wear a coconut with axle grease.

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