1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: All right, nephew, you did your thing. You did your thing. Chevon, 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 1: you beat Chevon Man. Are you smarter than nephew Tommy? 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: I can't believe it? J Jay, I cannot believe this. 4 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Well, first of all, Shirley had to go, 5 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: she had to run out, so we'll hold it down 6 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: for her all morning long. Yeah, but she gotta go. 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: She gotta go, she gotta handle some things. So wait 8 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: a minute, though, nephew, what I hate to get this credit? 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: You come on. I don't want to what Beyonce say, 10 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: get a drama song. I didn't say that, get a 11 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: get a nephew some Now, come on, baby man, your 12 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: own performance enhancement drugs. I keep saying that. Now, if 13 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: you're listening and you heard, if you heard Chavonne last break, 14 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: j if you're listening, if you think you're smarter than 15 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: nephew Timmy, we gotta tell all the smart people. Come 16 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: on register, go to seem dot com. What time you 17 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: come on? Come on right here? Yeah, let's get to 18 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: the prank. What you got, smart hands? Well, you know, 19 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: if you got a good job, there's always some random 20 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 1: drug testing. It happens, right bath smart Hello, Hello, I'm 21 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: trying to reach a fat place. This is hello. This 22 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen, 23 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: now you have been uh on probation for a little 24 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: over a year. Now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed 25 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: to be serving two years probation. All right, Now, I'm 26 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: giving you a call actually bringing you a bit of 27 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: bad news. And I hate to do this, but you 28 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: you came in for a couple, um, a couple of 29 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am 30 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: I right? All right now, I don't. I hate to 31 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: bring you some bad news, but the actual drug test 32 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: that you took has come back positive. That's a lot. 33 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now, 34 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took 35 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive. 36 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this, you're 37 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: gonna have to actually got hold on a second. I 38 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,119 Speaker 1: either need you to come into me or I don't. 39 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: And I don't want to save the embarrassment of having 40 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: to send a car out to pick you up. Now 41 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: embarrassment you're talking about. I gave you some ma'am, right now, 42 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: I got you have a positive drug test? You have 43 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: you you you come up positive. Man, Now you're gonna 44 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: have if they use you, if they use mine. We 45 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: used the one that you brought us now must have 46 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 1: been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, sir. I'm sorry, sir, 47 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: but I wouldn't have gave you a bad year. And 48 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: it just wouldn't me. I don't want to have it 49 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,239 Speaker 1: back to jail. I don't even know why you would 50 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: call me with this nonsense. I got children, I'm trying 51 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: to do right. I don't know why you would call me. 52 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: I wouldn't have game. You know bad. That's not medly, ma'am. 53 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: You have to come in and do another three months now, Oh, sir, 54 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: I can come pick me up. I can tell you 55 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: right now. I can be in your hand if you 56 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: want me to. Ma'am. Your your urine has come back 57 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: positive of drugs. Now. I don't I don't know any 58 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: other way to explain it to you. You've been actually 59 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: evidently using drugs again. I'm trying to tell you I 60 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: don't use no drugs. I've been clean for a year 61 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: and some months. Now. You got the wrong that's not 62 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: my How do you telling you that, how do you 63 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: know it's not yours, ma'am. It's got your name on 64 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: the lid. Everything you have come back positive, whatever dinner 65 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: you put your name on it, because that ain't came back, 66 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: would have came back good. You can't tell me and 67 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 1: tell me I gave you some and that that's a negative, sir, 68 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative. It's 69 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Fay. He 70 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: has written here on the actual cup. Fa. No, No, 71 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: we don't have more than one faith. You're the only 72 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: face I've actually double checked that myself. You need to 73 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: either come in or we got to come out and 74 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: all you're behind in here. Well, I need you to 75 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: come right now because I got right now. Right now. 76 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that if I come 77 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: and pick you up and take your year and now 78 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: your YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what 79 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: you're saying. I'm telling you that you're double positive, that 80 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: my urine is gonna come up negative. Man, I hate 81 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: to I don't want to come out all year in 82 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 1: front of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming 83 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: in and you're gonna do three months. That's all I 84 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 1: can tell you. You've got confidence, sir, you got the 85 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: wrong saying, hell know you got the wrong. It's one 86 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: of the two. Might be both. You got the wrong, 87 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: you got the wrong stake. I'm letting you positive. IM 88 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: no positive. I'm trying to I've got kids, man, I 89 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: ain't had no positive. Listen, ma'am. I'm telling you one 90 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: more time. You either want to come in or want 91 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: me to come and get you what you want. Let 92 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: me tell you what I want you to do. I 93 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 1: want you to find out who you have because that 94 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: ain't money. Don't pound you no. I want to tell 95 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 1: me nothing about you. Got some some that that is 96 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: not good. I gave you some good at times. I 97 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: got to figure out y'all keep picking up people, software, 98 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 1: kiddles and folks. Y'all had me saying some time miss 99 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: my child. Now I'm I've been giving you good and 100 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: you stay. I want to with me. I'm dad. I 101 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: ain't get in a bed. I'm probably no more like that. 102 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: And else is my probation office. You say your name is, 103 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: my name is officer Rogers. I'm no officer Rogers. Like 104 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: I said, you might be the reason why it came 105 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: back past. You might be the reason I need to 106 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: speak with Mr. That's my probation officers. Now I have 107 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:23,039 Speaker 1: clean at all time. You shouldn't be calling me. I 108 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm gonna 109 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: have to come down the hall. You're behind in myself. 110 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,799 Speaker 1: But you can bring you and when you call you can't. 111 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: Let you know. I have no time. You can come 112 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: to my job. I got you got let me know what. 113 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: There's one more There's one more thing that I need 114 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: to bring. Come all right, now, come on, I got 115 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. Are 116 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: you listening to me? What is it? Sir? This is 117 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just 118 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: got pregned by your sister Alan. I know one thing. 119 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 1: I'll played too much. I'll play too much. I'm coming 120 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 1: to give him Mr rog just she gonna get this 121 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: hell out of met me thinking I was doing and 122 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: didn't know about it. People like this, okay for you? 123 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 1: All right, Hey, I'm not I'm nervous. It's just sister. 124 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: She putting me up to it. Baby. When you ever 125 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: see you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be 126 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: the hell out. I got one more question for you, baby. 127 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: You got to tell me this. What is the baddest 128 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, 129 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvid Morning Show. Love that moment. Give me 130 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: some more, Give me too, She's on the straight and narrow. 131 00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: Now that's what we got to get A big round applause. Yeah, guy, 132 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: Burminham ignorance continues this weekend Friday, Sidday Sun, the baby, 133 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 1: the nephew coming to town. That's to Friday to Saturday. 134 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: To somebody fact, call Atlanta and ask them what they got. 135 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago they got straight ignatrocity. I 136 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: promise you that I'm bringing it to you. I'm gonna 137 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: hit you dead in the face with straight stupidness. Yeah, 138 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna get the nephew. You're gonna get all of me. 139 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 1: And once again I need some Burminham. Bobby quiet, all 140 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 1: of you time, all of me I don't normally get. 141 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: I normally break this stupid don't be a short sample, 142 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,840 Speaker 1: bobbyecue out of the ham. I need to know where 143 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: it said Steve Harvey FIM dot com. Hit your boy up. 144 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: Let me know where I can get the best barbecue 145 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 1: in the city. You got my tickets. I'm not giving 146 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: you no tickets are called, yes you are, and where 147 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 1: we go and we do a show on the last 148 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 1: got of hell. You got people up there too, you 149 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:00,320 Speaker 1: always you better give me my tickets. Yeah, need my 150 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: tickets for my in laws. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, 151 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the our thank you, nephew. 152 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 1: We got the Strawberry letter. Now the subject is I 153 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 1: want to help karma come sooner. All right, you got it. 154 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: We'll do that at the top of the hour. I'll 155 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,080 Speaker 1: handle at all from a girl. Surely, Strawberry, we'll be back. 156 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.