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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. The national anthem needs to

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Speaker 1: be updated. It's a jewel show. I mean, I'm not sure,

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Speaker 1: but I think that that song was written a long

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Speaker 1: time ago by some guy who probably doesn't even have

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Speaker 1: a TikTok, So it needs to be changed. Things have

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Speaker 1: changed in America, and I think it just one line.

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Speaker 1: You know how the national anthem says Land of the

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Speaker 1: Free and Home of the Brave. Ye, I think it

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Speaker 1: should be updated to the Land of the Free and

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Speaker 1: the Home of the Food, please, Because one thing every

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Speaker 1: American gets excited about is food, and then they get

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Speaker 1: double excited about free food. And if that free food

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Speaker 1: is a double cheeseburger deep fried inside of a twinkie

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Speaker 1: at a state fair, yeah, you don't even want to

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Speaker 1: think about the type of excitement that happens with Americans.

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Speaker 1: And Americans are excited right now because one of America's

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Speaker 1: favorite restaurants has put their two favorite words together, free

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Speaker 1: and food. And that restaurant is McDonald's McDonald's where McDonald's

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Speaker 1: is giving away mcgold cards and that gets you free

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Speaker 1: food for life. Why do they determine because like they

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Speaker 1: could give it to a five year old. Now you

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Speaker 1: got to feed him or like ninety more years, or

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Speaker 1: you could give it to an eighty year old who

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Speaker 1: might have a couple of cheeseburgers left. They're giving away.

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Speaker 1: They're giving away twelve mcgold cards. It's probably gonna be

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Speaker 1: like the Lotto, the it's gonna be an eighty year Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's probably why they do it. There twelve mcgold cards

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Speaker 1: which grants you free McDonald's for life, and to be eligible,

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Speaker 1: all you have to do is participate in their Season

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Speaker 1: of Sharing promotion on the McDonald's app. And season isn't

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Speaker 1: spelled seas o N because the cool thing for brands

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Speaker 1: to do now is take the vowels out of everything,

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Speaker 1: so it's s z N Season of Sharing. I want

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Speaker 1: to open a restaurant called Vowels with no vowels, just vwls.

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Speaker 1: That's how you could be one of the twelve people

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Speaker 1: in the world that will win a McDonald's Gold card

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Speaker 1: giving you free McDonald's for life. I mean only twelve people.

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Speaker 1: I know. It's like Donald's being cheap. It's reminding me

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Speaker 1: of like Willie Walker and the Chocolate Factory, but McDonald's

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Speaker 1: fries and burgers. I would rather have this than the

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Speaker 1: Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory golden tickets, saying, and if

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Speaker 1: you get one of these mcgold cards that will give

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Speaker 1: you free food for life that McDonald's is giving away,

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Speaker 1: you'll be in good company because one of the richest

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Speaker 1: people in the world, Bill Gates, has a McDonald's Gold card. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's a special McDonald's location that

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Speaker 1: you go to where the arches are actually real gold

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Speaker 1: and Bill Gates is in there hanging out. Of course,

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Speaker 1: Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, gets free

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Speaker 1: food for the rest of his life. As like they

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Speaker 1: don't have caveyard McDonald's. I'm not sure why he's been

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Speaker 1: going there anyway, you know Bill Gates has one in

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Speaker 1: Rob Low is the only other person to have a

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Speaker 1: McDonald's Gold card. I don't know why Rob Low gets

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Speaker 1: a McDonald's gold card. Bill Gates started Microsoft, obviously one

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Speaker 1: of the richest people on the planet. Ye I don't

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Speaker 1: know why the only other person to have a McDonald's

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Speaker 1: Gold card. Since they're giving these things away to twelve

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Speaker 1: people in their Season of Sharing sweepstakes, I don't know

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Speaker 1: why Roblow is the only other person. Makes no sin

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Speaker 1: who is Rob Blow. He's an actor or was an actor.

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Speaker 1: Roblo was bigger back in the eighties nineties. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess it makes sense because where Roblow's career is at.

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Speaker 1: If you were in a movie right now, they list

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Speaker 1: a bunch of names and be like and Rob Blow,

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Speaker 1: so it's Bill Gates and Rob Blows. One. McDonald says

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Speaker 1: anounced that they're giving away twelve mcgold cards where people

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Speaker 1: will get free McDonald's for life. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's like the flex that you really want supersize me

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Speaker 1: the guy who hate McDonald's for thirty days. Could you

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Speaker 1: imagine a lifetime? That's why McDonald's worried about it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be that. You'll have a lot of money

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Speaker 1: to say for those medical beld girl ten years all right.

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Speaker 1: McDonald says that three people will get four mcgold cards

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Speaker 1: because it's part of their season of sharing promotions. So

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Speaker 1: three people get twelve McDonald's want gold cards, one for

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Speaker 1: them and then one for three of their friends. So

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Speaker 1: you know me about the mcgold cards. Imagine having that

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Speaker 1: kind of power. You could make your friends do anything

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Speaker 1: for you. Oh yeah, anything you want this gold card?

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Speaker 1: You want this mcgold card. How bad do you want it?

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Speaker 1: I'll do anything for some prize. It's like the gold

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Speaker 1: amex McDonald's Black card MS. Yes, there are a few

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Speaker 1: limits on the mcgold Card, though technically it only covers

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Speaker 1: two free meals per week for fifty years. Oh that

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Speaker 1: is what? Yeah, wrapped rap? Are you serious? What kind

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Speaker 1: of McDonald's Go back to the drawing board. I'm deleting

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Speaker 1: my app now. Absolutely. I don't want to frost chicken

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Speaker 1: nugg is nothing. Two free meals a week for fifty years,

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Speaker 1: that's make wax. I feel like the McDonald's Gold Guard

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Speaker 1: is a mixed scam. I've been good with that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I would think that would be plenty. But still they

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Speaker 1: say for life. That adds up to a total of

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Speaker 1: eight dollars a year. That doesn't become They're not really

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Speaker 1: giving us that much here. What is eight dollars a

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Speaker 1: year for fifty years? Not enough? Not enough? Yeah? Text

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Speaker 1: in four one, six one? Where would you want free

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Speaker 1: food for life? Did youbile? Show on demand