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Speaker 1: Doesn't it feel like any business that provides a service

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Speaker 1: always wants you to take their online customer satisfaction survey.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, like.

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Speaker 1: Where they hand you the receipt and then you have

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Speaker 1: to go to a website and rate your experience and

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Speaker 1: fill out a bunch of stuff to provide feedback. And

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Speaker 1: it's just it's a lot of work. Well not today.

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Speaker 1: We're making it much much easier by telling a woman

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Speaker 1: we have a different kind of customer satisfaction test that's

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Speaker 1: no hassle and guaranteed to make her extremely uncomfortable. You'll

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Speaker 1: hear your phone tap right now, an.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi is this Catherine? Yes, this is great. I'm

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Speaker 3: calling from My name's Bella, Bella to ball. You just

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Speaker 3: sorted a sandwich to be delivered? I see, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I did, I did order it. Is there a problem?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm just calling to let you know we're

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Speaker 2: currently doing a new customer satisfaction program to assess our

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Speaker 2: food quality. I've always thought it was really good soon,

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's why I keep ordering it. I appreciate

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Speaker 2: you saying that, but we'll have Rafael find out for sure.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I don't know who Rafael is.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry I should have explained.

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Speaker 2: He's our delivery guy, and after he drops off your sandwich,

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Speaker 2: he's gonna sit and watch you eat. Oh that's not necessary.

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Speaker 2: He can just drop it off and then and then

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you all afterward how it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't really work.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the only true way that we'll be able

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Speaker 2: to know if the quality meets your expectations is if

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Speaker 2: Rafael can witness it.

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Speaker 1: That's odd I can.

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Speaker 2: I know it might make you feel better to just

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Speaker 2: meet him. Rafael him here real quick. What say hi

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Speaker 2: to the nice lady? Hi?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Hi, he's there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's back from another delivery. So far, he's

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Speaker 2: watched three people eat their lunch today.

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Speaker 3: I heard you like sandwiches. I do like sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: Can I just can I just talk to the lady please?

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Speaker 3: She wants to talk to you. It's okay, bye. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So the way this is going to work is again,

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Speaker 2: he's just going to drop the sandwich and then come

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Speaker 2: on inside with you for a moment.

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Speaker 3: No, this is too much.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to opt out of the survey, watching or

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Speaker 2: whatever you're.

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Speaker 1: Doing over there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't. I'm back, Raia not yet I was.

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Speaker 1: In the bathroom, but I wash my hands, smell my fingers.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do that again. Okay, I just

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Speaker 3: want you to say until her order is ready.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I even want the sandwich anymore.

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Speaker 2: This guy's gonna come over and watch me eat it.

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Speaker 3: I hear you.

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Speaker 2: I hear you, and it sounds like you might be

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Speaker 2: concerned that he's going to ask you questions while you're eating.

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Speaker 3: No, that's not my concern at all.

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Speaker 2: Listen, if you don't feel like talking, he'll do a

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Speaker 2: number rating system, so he'll ask, maybe how good is

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Speaker 2: your sandwich?

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Speaker 3: And you just use a hand. The number three is

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Speaker 3: my favorite.

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Speaker 2: What. No, I don't want to use this finger system.

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Speaker 2: I just want to eat my sandwich.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather nod your head as you're eating?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Why?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: If you nod three times, then I'll know it's good.

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Speaker 3: A thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Get him off the phone.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to talk to him. Okay, it sounds

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Speaker 3: like you're pretty upset. I'm up there. That's enough. Yes,

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Speaker 3: all you need to do is pull up another chair

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Speaker 3: to your desk.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't have one of those. Maybe you're more

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Speaker 2: in a cubicle, not in office. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: to make this any clearer. Do not send someone to

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Speaker 2: watch me eat?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm hearing you, and I'm listening to you.

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Speaker 2: Are you Are you really listening to me?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? So what we'll do.

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Speaker 2: What we'll do, because I am reasonable, is we'll have

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Speaker 2: Rafael turn his back towards you and then.

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Speaker 3: Just peep over his shoulder a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching you anymore, just like.

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Speaker 3: That, just to see how you're enjoying the sandwich. I

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Speaker 3: don't want him in the room.

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Speaker 1: I don't want him picking over his shoulder.

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Speaker 3: That's weird.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's gross. I know he sounds gross too. We

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Speaker 2: are about customer satisfaction here. We want you to be happy.

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Speaker 3: So what can we do? Cancel it? I don't want

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Speaker 3: my handwor they love me out.

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Speaker 2: Don't bring the sandwich to Catherine, but you can bring

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Speaker 2: one to her coworker, Jasmine.

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Speaker 1: I'm confused.

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Speaker 3: Now, wait, ye will.

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Speaker 2: You show up?

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Speaker 3: Can you tell him that it's a prank phone call?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the one that was set up by your coworker.

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Speaker 3: The first was a caller.

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Speaker 1: And we're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: What this is all a break?

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Speaker 2: It's a phone tap and you're on the radio show

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually Brook and that's Jose.

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Speaker 2: Was gonna come and watch me eat my lunch?

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Speaker 3: How else could we tell if you enjoyed it or not?

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Speaker 3: It makes you feel more comfortable, you can watch me

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Speaker 3: eat my lunch. I love company.

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Speaker 1: I asked work to watch me eat all the time.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't. I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh you got me good.

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