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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by accidentally telling my husband that

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Speaker 1: the ahole? Sam?

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Speaker 2: Well, I hope that baby's okay.

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Speaker 1: We hope that. Yeah, you're at a minimum and a

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Speaker 1: hold to the baby, probably right, but we don't have

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Speaker 3: Did she know at the time of the drinking it?

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Speaker 3: Does it f up your baby? If it's like really

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Speaker 1: I wonder kind of feel like it would be more

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Speaker 1: because it's the beginning.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's not enough blood to like carry to carry. Guys,

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Speaker 1: we don't know nothing about pregnancy.

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Speaker 3: Wait, Riley, can you chat GPT while right while John's

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Speaker 3: going through If you drink in the early stages of pregnancy,

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Speaker 3: does it affect the baby as much as if you

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Speaker 3: drink in the later stages of pregnancy? And we'll find

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Speaker 3: out right now because this is a science show kind

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Speaker 3: of John getting to that story.

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Speaker 1: That's right, So sorry mom, Lol. Twelve says this just happened,

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Speaker 1: and I can't tell anyone in my actual life because

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Speaker 1: we're keeping everything related to the pregnancy right. First off,

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Speaker 1: I'm not pregnant, okay, Well that changes things, not even close.

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Speaker 1: Not even trying. My husband recently went with me to

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Speaker 1: get my IUD appointment. Intrinsically, I think he knew that

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Speaker 1: I couldn't be pregnant. You can still get pregnant with

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Speaker 1: different types of birth control. It's not a hundred it's

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Speaker 1: pillion percent fool proof. Okay, you can.

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Speaker 2: You can dislodge those kind of things.

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Speaker 1: There's only one birth control that works one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: abstinence baby. Oh. I thought you were gonna say, pulling out.

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Speaker 1: That's Riley's Riley's fool proof method, right there.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh worked of the time.

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Speaker 1: So far, so far, Oh goodness. But we had been

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Speaker 1: talking about having kids in about a year. So for Christmas,

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Speaker 1: exchange personal gifts, I got him a first time Dad's

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Speaker 1: Guide to Pregnancy book. I thought it would be a

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Speaker 1: looked like. We were sipping mimosas for Christmas morning. Well,

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Speaker 1: apparently the front page of the book, in gigantic letter,

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Speaker 1: says we're pregnant. My husband opened the present across from

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Speaker 1: me and froze. He looked back, He looked at the book.

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Speaker 1: He looked at me.

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Speaker 2: He looked at the mimosa.

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Speaker 1: The momosa looked at them. He was frozen like the moosa.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just kidding. We cheated on dry January last

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Speaker 1: night and got pretty sauce, meaning they drank a lot.

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Speaker 1: He knows that. I just got my iud swaft. I

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Speaker 3: Oh, and it's like maybe there's a sure there was

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Speaker 1: I was sitting across from him, happy and smiling, completely

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Speaker 1: oblivious to the heart attack inducing news that he was

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Speaker 1: trying to process. While sipping a mimosa. He mumbled, is

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Speaker 1: this what I think it is? I said, uh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is no the first time Dad's book. He flipped

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Speaker 1: busting out laughing. He needed a few minutes for his

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Speaker 1: heart rate to come back down, and for reference, this

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So he thought she was pregnant and that was having

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Speaker 3: a heavy night of drinking. But they are trying to

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Speaker 1: So I think in a year and again not she

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Speaker 1: I believe different ones have different timing for like, hey,

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Speaker 1: if you get it out by you know this date,

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Speaker 1: wait three more months, you'll probably can get pregnant again.

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Speaker 1: Aft though it.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like I had a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but Riley, you look distress.

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Speaker 3: A hat?

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Speaker 1: Give me a hat right now?

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Speaker 3: Right? Conspiracy theory A hat?

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Speaker 1: I need it right now.

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Speaker 3: If you've seen the nail video, we know we're not

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Speaker 1: Oh there we go, Okay, perfect. So this happened earlier today,

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Speaker 1: early episode this week. Story's fake? What you think this

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Speaker 2: This is his promotion for the.

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Speaker 3: Book, bro Conspiracy theory. Yeah, we actually we had a

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Speaker 3: story earlier where someone was like maybe promoting their podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, potentially anyway, the conspiracy theory. Wow, but how

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Speaker 3: many reviews does it have on Amazon?

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Speaker 1: Is no customer reviews?

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Speaker 1: Wait, let me look at we're on an Amazon right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, the real deal. We're gonna see We're we're

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's pretty popular.

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Speaker 1: It is, But like, what if it's pretty popular because

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Speaker 1: they have a crazy marketing team behind it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know, it could be I don't I

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Speaker 1: Is pot marketing team on the job and no free sponsors. Though,

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Speaker 1: well we'll put we'll put in the picture because it's there,

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Speaker 3: So like, dude, bro, we could totally So we read

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Speaker 3: a story before. What if it was like, Oh, I

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Speaker 3: people are like, what is the podcast?

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Speaker 1: That's true, that's good, that's good, that's good.

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Speaker 3: And then we're and then we put like, oh, it's

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like the equivalent of like, oh it's

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Speaker 1: you know, the drugs are so good. The personal indeed,

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Speaker 1: We have fans, very smart fans that can help us

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Speaker 1: with this.

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Speaker 3: Yes, could you submit stories to other subreddits that include the.

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Speaker 1: Podcast we have We low key have had talk about

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Speaker 1: a morning routine with us. That happened at work while

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Speaker 1: the like anything, get creative.

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Speaker 3: Let please spread the word about us us friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, yeah, that would be great.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 1: We're trying out here. Mm hmmm, we're trying all right, great,

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Speaker 1: great stuff, Riley. It's all because we love you all.

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Speaker 1: Because we love you, and if you love us, make

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Speaker 1: I called the police on my fiance. She's furious, and

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Speaker 3: Maybe she's mad because when the police officers came in,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, officer, don't.

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Speaker 2: Don't do it.

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Speaker 3: Please pie me up against the bed. Officer had been

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Speaker 1: My thirty five male fiance thirty eight female left in

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Speaker 1: to his home. Supposedly allegedly allegedly sad is like she's cheating, yeah,

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 1: She implied she'd be home before nine, because she left

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Speaker 2: How much time do you need to pick up someone?

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Speaker 1: How much time do you need?

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Speaker 2: Show me the distance. Show me the Google Maps.

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Speaker 1: She was supposed to come home by nine. Ten fifteen

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Speaker 2: Suspicious.

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Speaker 1: Now, eleven forty five rolls around and she still hasn't

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Speaker 1: From dropping a friend off like and it's not like

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Speaker 1: Twenty four is what I've heard.

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Speaker 3: You can call someone a missing person after twenty four hours.

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Speaker 3: A common misconception is that a person must be absent

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Speaker 1: Twelve hours forty eight.

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Speaker 1: That's the misconception that you have to wait twenty four hours.

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Speaker 3: I doesn't believe it. He's like, brand new phone stop working. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Have to do that?

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Speaker 3: Why would you have to go to their place of work?

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Speaker 3: Like why can't they I guess they can't check up

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Speaker 3: There's like domestic violence kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, that's that is because I do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the person makes.

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Speaker 3: She I mean, like, all right, let's let's handle it

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to like make make a good impression on

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's making too good of an impression on Joey

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Speaker 3: She's making the best of Maybe Joey the Boss is

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Speaker 1: I would say it, but I won't. She is saying

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Speaker 1: She has, Yeah, there's no choice. So did I overreact?

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Speaker 1: She should I have waited two days like she suggested.

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Speaker 1: But also it's different because it's like, oh maybe he

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Speaker 1: It's it's like, this is your friend, so it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: No, her whole story is a big fat lie. She

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like pretty messed up. Yeah that that's a really

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Speaker 1: And then her new phone just happened to be not working,

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Speaker 1: Same, I think. Yeah, the fact that because he had

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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