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Speaker 1: I need your name. What is your name? My name

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins, and I'm when to be administering Pete Eakins. Yes, Petekins, Peakins, Peekins, Yes, Pekins.

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Speaker 1: Oh if you don't think that my name is actually Petekins,

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Speaker 1: is that the problem. I don't understand anything. My name

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Speaker 1: from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Jessica, say you up? I'm sure? Are

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show on Demand First Day follow up. Margie is

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Speaker 1: changing the taste too much. Well, thank you, I mean

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Speaker 1: it from the bottom of my heart on this one.

420
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us it doesn't smell as tooth fresh.

421
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: Actually kind of envy this girl. I admire her commitment

422
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: because I had I had this planned. I wanted to

423
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: get my ex back one time. Yeah, but you didn't

424
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: do it. I didn't do it. I didn't follow through it.

425
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: I say, I'm not that creative. No, I wish no.

426
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: So my ex I hated his best friend. We did

427
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: not get along, and um every year they always did

428
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: their annual friend trips that I was not included on,

429
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: always international together real quick, like a year and a half,

430
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Speaker 1: almost two years, so there was like two trips in

431
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: this time, but there was also we were talking leading

432
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Speaker 1: up to that. So I think there were probably about

433
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: three trips throughout this course of relationship, right, none of

434
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Speaker 1: which I was invited on. And also his friend and

435
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: I we just did not click. We tried, we did

436
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: not click. And I don't remember what he even did

437
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: that made me mad. But they had gone to Switzerland

438
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: for a vacation. What Switzerland, I don't know, beautiful and somehow,

439
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: because I'm very obsessed with like, I'm like into like

440
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: booking flights and I just like my thing, right, so

441
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: all my friends always helped them with their travelering. I

442
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: had their confirmation code and they were in first class together.

443
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: I went on and was going to move his best

444
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: friend seat completely somewhere, and they would have been on

445
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: like a twelve hour flight completely separated. That's awesome. I

446
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: had the seat clicked ready, all I had to do

447
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: was hit submit, And I'm like, because I knew that

448
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: he would know it was me that yeah, things, I

449
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, let me not do that,

450
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 1: Let not ruin their day. Things come back to get you.

451
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: I did that before. I was on a plane with

452
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Speaker 1: someone I didn't want to sit next to, so I

453
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: moved their seat right because I had to. I booked

454
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: the ticket. So I was like, I'm gonna move them

455
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: so I don't want to sit next to them because

456
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: I don't feel like talking, right, Yeah, And so I did,

457
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like sweet, And then they got moved back

458
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: and got them and moved them back next to me,

459
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: and it was very obvious I moved their seat. I

460
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, now I'm a jerk. How embarrassing

461
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: did Jewel show on demand? Welcome to the i n N,

462
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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

463
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Speaker 1: news they report. Is for Thursday, May twelve, twenty two.

464
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and Apple. Maybe I got it right

465
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: for you heard me almost screw up, and then I

466
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: almost laughed because you heard me almost screw up, and

467
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: then I screwed it up. May twelve, twenty twenty two.

468
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, and Apple is discontinuing one of its

469
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: beloved products. Which one? Is it? Lowercase? I will tell

470
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Speaker 1: you about that in my story coming up just a second,

471
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Speaker 1: But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex fresh And,

472
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: a Brazilian soccer star, was terminated from his contract for

473
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Speaker 1: something that he would not stop doing in the locker room.

474
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: I have who it wear? And why come and right up?

475
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm Brad Nolan. And it turns out Hanky Panky costs

476
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars in damages. Oh, I don't know

477
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: if I want to have that dollars depends on all Right,

478
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: more on those stories in just a second before your

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Speaker 1: first start of the day in the ion nd Idian

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Speaker 1: newstworks their port the news Apple is a officially discontinuing

481
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: the iPod. Oh that was the first like Apple thing

482
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: I ever had. Yeah, that in the Microsoft Zoom remember that,

483
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: Remember the Zoom. Microsoft came out with it to compete

484
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: with the iPod And because you don't remember it shows

485
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: how well it did. The first iPod debut October twenty third,

486
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. Well you just answer my next question.

487
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: And the iPod Touch was the last standing one. So

488
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: you can still get an iPod Touch if you want

489
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: it while supplies last. But they're not making any more iPods.

490
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: No idea that that was still around. Neither did a

491
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: hy Yeah, I couldn't ever get into the iPod. I

492
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: had one, but I handed it really because it doesn't

493
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: make any phone calls or send any text messages. Why

494
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: would you need that? It's only a music player. Sucks.

495
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: It's like one of those Walkman thousand songs in your pocket.

496
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't have room for them. Yeah, who needs that?

497
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Can it take a picture? Though? That's what I want

498
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: to know. So no more iPods? Sorry about that. I've

499
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: been searching for an iPod. You. This is the I

500
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: N and the Idiot News Network where audios aren't just

501
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: in the news story of the day. Listening on over

502
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: to Alex Free, I sho was on location in the

503
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: locker room of a Brazilian soccer team. That is correct,

504
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: and it's stinky in here, spinky stinky because, like I said,

505
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: a Brazilian soccer star was terminated from his contract because

506
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: he would not stop farting in the locker room. I'm

507
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: not kidding. He lost a whole contracts, got fired. That's

508
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Wouldn't stop doing it, and like

509
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: the coaches and like the management got pissed. Wow. Literally, Marcelo.

510
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know who Marcelo is,

511
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: but supposedly he would fart after like losses to try

512
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: and make it like more fun of the locker room.

513
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: How annoying is that? I'm the first time it's funny,

514
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: but then after that it's unakay, dude, that's not that's

515
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: not okay. I wouldn't be okay with it. I'm doing

516
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: it right by this, Like one guy as manager and

517
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: up you're a professional sports team. They don't like losing

518
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: the first time funny, after that, it's just annoying. He's

519
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: walking around being like, that's not so bad. We lost him. Okay,

520
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny, but I think it's weird that

521
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: instead of just learning how to win, the manager just

522
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,479
Speaker 1: fired him. Yeah right, Like maybe if you'd win more,

523
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: he wouldn't fart as much. This is the I n

524
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 1: N the idiot and whose network? Where idiots aren't just

525
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: in the news. Right next story is hey listening on

526
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: overdue Brad Nolan, who is on location in the Hampton.

527
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: In the Hampton's fans, I think that's how they speak there. Um,

528
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: I've never been to then there. I didn't smell at all.

529
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: That didn't smell one because I'm in the Hamptons. You

530
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: have your pilot's license. Yeah, that's just small planes. I

531
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: can only go so far about one hour away. Go

532
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: about an hour away at a time. Oh man, o,

533
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,719
Speaker 1: my pilots license is not as cool anymore. Take that offline.

534
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: So listen, the details in this story are important other

535
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: than this real estate agent in the Hamptons was supposed

536
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: to sell a condo for somebody, but instead of doing so,

537
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: he just hooked up with a bunch of people inside

538
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: the condo. So that so instead of having like open

539
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: houses and stuff, he's like, hey, you need to leave

540
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: the condo because I have an open house coming in.

541
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: And so owners on the condo would leave, I can

542
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: bring someone into hook up and they had it on

543
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: video and everything. And that he just got sued and

544
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: lost for one hundred thousand dollars expensive banky. So can

545
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: you blame him? I mean he saved how much money?

546
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: Or like, right, you know, it's a perfect place. It's

547
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: a nice place. Problem that's on the beach too. It's

548
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: like right on the water. It's like back to my place.

549
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm a real estated me. I got a condo water great,

550
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: right on the water. Yeah, don't player at the game.

551
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: You can feel the condo shaken, but it's not from

552
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: the water. It's for me and you later. Okay, yeah,

553
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: it's that guy that was the I and then the

554
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: Indian News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

555
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: Sooner tomorrow the same time for another hard dting report.

556
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: And remember you can follow the show on social media

557
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: at the Jewil Show, follow us all individually. I'm Agible Fresh,

558
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm at that dres and I'm at Brad Nolan and

559
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: your phone break up. Its every single hour on the twenties.

560
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

561
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil Phone Frank

562
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: Day Mornings on the Twenties. Hello, is that's Christopher Christopher? Yes, yes,

563
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: this is him, Hey Christopher, how are you. My name's Frank.

564
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't think we actually spoke on the phone. But

565
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: you stayed at my Airbnb and Fort Lauderdale just a

566
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: few weeks ago. Oh yes, yeah, yeah, I is there

567
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: a problem? Um, there is no problem at all. I

568
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: just like to call up some of the people that

569
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: have stayed at my um and my house and ask

570
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: them if they enjoyed their experience. Oh yeah, yeah, I

571
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: thought we had left, uh it on the common car.

572
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, we had a great time. It was it

573
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Yeah. Um, well I'm glad to hear that.

574
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: And and other than my Airbnb, what do you think

575
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: of the Fort lauder the Fort Lauderdale area? You did

576
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: it help you guys kind of rekindle that flame of yours?

577
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: You know it? It really did. Uh, it's it's a

578
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: great city, you know. Uh. You're welcome to stay whenever.

579
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: I think I told you that, and I even if

580
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm home, I'd be willing to let you stay in

581
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: one of the raisky I had only be somewhere else,

582
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: all right, paus it or wherever you want me to be.

583
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: What is the point to all of this? I'm sorry,

584
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: I thought this was like a customer satisfaction survey. Yeah,

585
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: well yes it is. And it's also an Airbnb owner

586
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: satisfaction survey. I'm old and rich, okay, and I would

587
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: love to um for you to stay at my airbnb

588
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: again with your wife and rekindle the flame and rekindle

589
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: the love again. I'd be happy to pay you for it. Okay. Now,

590
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: now you're you're crossing a line. And if I could

591
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: also be there with you, I would pay extra I

592
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: listen to. This was kind of cute and funny at first,

593
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: and now it's just getting creepy and you're really starting

594
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: to piss me. Okay, I'm sorry about that. I didn't

595
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: mean to make you angry. I actually meant to make

596
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: you love me, all right, buddy, I fell in love

597
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: with you that weekend. What the hell did you just say? Well?

598
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: I was saying that I think that maybe things have

599
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: dried up as far as your marriage goes to your wife,

600
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: and I would love to step in to those shows.

601
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, I I saw you two on the ring

602
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: camera that I have outside. I do admit, I'm sorry

603
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 1: if that's the overstep, but I do have a security

604
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: camera recording it. Oh, I just a security cameras outside.

605
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: I didn't see anything bad, but I just saw you,

606
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: and I saw the two of you, and I could

607
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: sense something in you, and I fell in love instantly.

608
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: Hell is this now? I do have a walker and

609
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: sometimes need assistance getting up the stairs, but I saw

610
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: those arms of yours and I'm pretty sure you could

611
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: carry me anywhere. So what do you say, A soldier?

612
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: You're a crazy I may be crazy, maybe crazy and love,

613
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: call me whatever you want, call me old and rich

614
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: and well, I'm to make an offer with you three

615
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars for the weekend. Oh that dude, I'm

616
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: not doing that for any amount of money. Well, I'll

617
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: just let you know. It's a prank phone call. And

618
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: this is that Jewle for the Jewel Show doing a

619
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your wife. Brianna set you up. Yeah,

620
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: she said you stated a weird Airbnb a few weeks ago,

621
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: and you're joking about how someone's probably watching you. So

622
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to creep out a little bit. Oh my god, man,

623
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna have to call the police.

624
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. It's time four of the

625
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jebil Show. Poodles, am I right

626
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: poodle or wrong? Poodles and Dalmatians. I can't trust them.

627
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just get the vibe that they're crazy.

628
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Speaker 1: Poodles are some of the most vicious dogs out there.

629
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Speaker 1: They look super cute, but they're vicious. Yeah, Tiffany's on

630
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: the phone and she has a poodle, and I know

631
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: that because the poodle might be one of the reasons

632
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: that she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. Tiffany,

633
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: thanks for coming on the show. I'm sorry you have

634
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: to come on the show like that. But you said

635
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: that you've been with your boyfriend Brandon for five years,

636
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: living together for three of them. Why do you think, yeah,

637
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: that he's cheating. So um, there's kind of just been

638
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: an overall change in our relationship, to be honest, over

639
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: the last year or so, and we just, you know,

640
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: fight over everything, like the stupidest Really did you do

641
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: anything in particular or just in general? You fight, it's

642
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: like in general. So basically what happened was I go

643
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: to a local fitness center a few times a week

644
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: for some like group classes and stuff, and for two

645
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: weeks ago, when I got home, the weirdest thing happened. Oh.

646
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: I have a dog named Macy. She's my little baby.

647
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: She's my everything, and I had her a few years

648
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: before I met Brandon. But she's very antisocial social right,

649
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: but also she's a rescue so um, I know she

650
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: only really liked me, and it took her a long

651
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: time to even warm up to Brandon like we were

652
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: living together. She has this habit of hiding in places

653
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: if people are at the house that she doesn't feel

654
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: comfortable around. Starting last week, every time I get home,

655
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: Macy is hiding in one of her spots. Okay, like

656
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: if as if people who she doesn't trust like just

657
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: left her even are still in the house if you

658
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 1: had company over, yeah, like if there was company over.

659
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: So oh, And she hasn't done that in a long

660
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: time because she's comfortable now with your boyfriend. She's comfortable

661
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 1: with him. She only does it when there's like strangers

662
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: in the house. There are strangers to her in that

663
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you think somebody was in the house

664
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: and that he had somebody over. Yes, So the first

665
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: couple of times is scared me because I was like,

666
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's something somebody in my house. So

667
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: after this happened the first time, I like panicked and

668
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: I asked my boyfriend if he was okay, and he

669
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, why, And I told him that Macy

670
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: was hiding in her spot like she usually does what

671
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: she's scared, and it threw me off. And like when

672
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: I walked in and I saw that, and I was

673
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: freaked out, and then he like went sheet white. Oh yeah,

674
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: So like he didn't think that, like Macy could be

675
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: the one to reveal going on. And I'm sure you

676
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: got a big vibe from that. Yeah, and like obviously,

677
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: like he shrugged it off, and I think he said

678
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: that maybe there was like a loud noise outside or

679
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 1: something that scared her, like, oh sure, but then it

680
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: happened multiple times since Oh really, So is there any

681
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: person that you can think of that you know that

682
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: you'd be suspicious of. I don't know. My boyfriend might

683
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: be bringing someone in the house. I don't know. I

684
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: mean honestly, like, I may be a nice girl, but

685
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: I will kill him that I caught him, So I

686
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: don't want to chance finding that. So I will live

687
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: catching him up to you. So what grocery store? Is

688
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: he a rewards member? We asked you to find that out?

689
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: Oh and he goes to Okay, all right, cool, So

690
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,959
Speaker 1: we'll call him from there and tell him, Hey, thanks

691
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: for being a loyal customer. We just opened up a

692
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: new floral department, and we're gonna give you some free

693
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: roses to send to somebody and see if he gives

694
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: us your name or someone else's. Okay, okay, what's been working? Yeah? Yes,

695
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: all right, we play a song, come back and then

696
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: find out if he is cheating on you, and if

697
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: your poodle needs to get used to somebody new. Now,

698
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: in just a second, with the War of the Roses

699
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: sketch Yer, it's the Jewel Show's on the phone, and

700
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,720
Speaker 1: maybe I take my opinion back about poodles. Maybe poodles

701
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: are nice. Because Tiffany has a poodle, and that's the

702
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: reason she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named

703
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: Brandon might be cheating on her. Apparently her poodle, because

704
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: it's a poodle and it's crazy, has issues when people

705
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: come over to the house, anybody the poodle doesn't know,

706
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: and it hides somewhere. Well, it hasn't hit anywhere in

707
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: a long time because it's gotten used to her boyfriend

708
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: after five years. Tiffany took five years right, Well, it

709
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: was like year three that she got used to her.

710
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: So her poodle got used to the boyfriend by year

711
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: three and wouldn't hide anymore. But lately, when Tiffany has

712
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: gone to work out, she's got home and the poodle

713
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: is in the hiding spot where it normally goes to

714
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: hide when strangers are over. So she's wondering if somebody's

715
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: in her house when she's not home, and she asked

716
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: her boyfriend about it and said that he had he

717
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: just got weird and kind of went white and sort

718
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: of started making things up of what it could possibly be.

719
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: So she's pretty sure her boyfriend is having somebody over

720
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: when she's not there, and she wants to know who.

721
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call him from the grocery store that

722
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: he shops at and say, we just opened up a

723
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: brand new floral department. We'd love to offer you some

724
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: free flowers to send to somebody as a promotion and

725
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: see if he sends them to Tiffany or to someone else,

726
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: and then we'll know. All right, Tiffany, are you ready? Yes, Okay,

727
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him. Here we go. Hello. Hey, this

728
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: is Gefahror calling from I was looking for a Brandon. Yeah,

729
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: this is same. Who is this I'm calling from? Or

730
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: your rewards member here? And please don't hang up. We

731
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: are doing a promotion that I want to tell you about.

732
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask you to buy anything. We're doing

733
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: a promotion right now and I'm just gonna ask you

734
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: to hear me out. We opened up a huge new

735
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: florial department. I don't know if you've seen it, I

736
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: am not. Okay, Well it's huge and it's a new

737
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: floral apartment, and we're calling a few select Rewards members

738
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: today to let them know about it by offering them

739
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: a free bouquet of flowers that they can send to anybody. No,

740
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: thank you, I don't. I don't have anybody that I

741
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: could send flowers to anyway. Well, I'm not interested nobody

742
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: at all. I mean, it's completely free. We send it.

743
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: It looks like it came from you, not the grocery store.

744
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: So if you have significant others, your mom or your dad,

745
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: your uncle, anybody you want, No, I really don't. So

746
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: we have another thing going on too. Do you purchase

747
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: alcohol ever from our store? Yeah? Yeah, yeah I do.

748
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: We also opened up new wine bar, like a wine

749
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: bar tasting area. Have you seen that? No? I haven't

750
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: seen that. Oh well great. We're offering Rewards members a

751
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: kind of a couple say a date night thing where

752
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: it's an exclusive VIP event for a few of our

753
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: Lucky Rewards members to for them and they can bring

754
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: a date to come to a mind tasting. Would you

755
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: like to do that instead? Yeah? I would definitely be interested.

756
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: In something like that. Absolutely, Well that's perfect, then I

757
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: would just I can put you down. And it is exclusive.

758
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: There's only twenty five people being invited to this, and

759
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: you will be one of those twenty five, you and

760
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 1: a guest. I would need the name of the person

761
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: that you'd be bringing, if you have that information right now.

762
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's nice. Okay, yeah, so add me and

763
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: you can add my friends carl as my p plus one.

764
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: You said Carla, Carla Wait wait wait wait, oh my god,

765
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: you're our neighbor, Tiffany, our neighbor. Oh whoa, what's going

766
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: on here? Oh? I'm sorry, I'm not calling from a

767
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: grocery store at all. This is actually the Jewel Show.

768
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name's Jewel, mine's Alec, mind's

769
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: English Evan, and I'm Christian Grace. Now, and that's your

770
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: girlfriend Tiffany on the phone. Yeah, Hi, your neighbor. Yeah,

771
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: that's our neighbor. And I knew Macy was trying to

772
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: tell me something. This is insane. What are you talking about, Masie?

773
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: For What's what's going on? Oh my god, it was

774
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: obvious Wacy knew what she was doing. I knew it.

775
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: What the hell's going on. It's a radio show called

776
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. Your girlfriend thought you might be cheating

777
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: on her, so she called so she emailed us to

778
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: see if we could catch you. And it seems like, yeah,

779
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: you're being real neighborly with a neighbor wow to neighborly.

780
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: And she knew that you were cheating because her dog

781
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: was acting weird and like hiding. And she knows that

782
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,959
Speaker 1: when like strange people come over and you weren't smart

783
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: enough to make the dog comfortable. U just would Brandon.

784
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: I had this radio show. I had this radio show

785
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 1: call you. You're not getting it. I had this radio

786
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: show call you because I thought maybe something was going on,

787
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 1: maybe you were cheating because my freaking dog was acting

788
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: weird whenever she whenever I would get home from working out.

789
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: And I asked you about it, and you were like, oh,

790
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: you're flying to me and you had Carla and our

791
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: house that I'm not really like, I'd nothing to god.

792
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: You tell me the truth, Tell me the truth. Answer me.

793
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: She's been over a couple of times. That's obvious, disgusting.

794
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: Why are you going to take her to a wine bar?

795
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: A little thing? Why not take your girlfriend to me. Yeah,

796
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: and she's married with children. Oh my god, yeah, it

797
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: kind of did you assess in our house? How many

798
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: times has she been over? If you here on my bed,

799
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: you are dead meat. It only been a few times.

800
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Tip, I love you. Weird ratio. Well, you

801
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: know who else is gonna be sorry? Or stupid kids

802
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: when they find out their mom's a horse night, because

803
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell the entire neighborhood where are you?

804
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: Let's meet up. I can leave work, we could talk. No,

805
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm not meeting up with you. I'm going straight to

806
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: Kinko's and I'm gonna bring up some posters that say

807
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: pulled onto your wives, Brandon, he's a cheater, and I'm

808
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: going to put it all over the neighborhood with a

809
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,919
Speaker 1: picture of both of you. Oh I love that person.

810
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: I think that was a great idea. Yeah, Brandon, Brandon,

811
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 1: No is he going He's probably going wow, Brandon sucks. Yeah,

812
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: he's probably going to your house so that he can

813
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: take down those signs. Are you actually planning on doing that?

814
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: That was a great line either way? Yeah? Why not?

815
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: All right, Well, more power to you. Looks like you

816
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: got some stuff to do and I'm really sorry they

817
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: had to find this out, but at least you know

818
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: now so that you can move on and you'll find

819
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: someone who won't cheat on you. And can I just

820
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: say kudos to Macie? Thank you Macie. Oh yeah, yes,

821
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: Detective Masie. Absolutely So there's one poodle in the world

822
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: that I don't think is a total a hole and

823
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: it's yours. Yeah, thanks, guys. Also about the posters pix

824
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: or it didn't happen, Yeah, yeah, sends some pictures of

825
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: those exactly to keep your head up, girl, have a

826
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: good day. Okay, thanks, hopefully I wanted to send you

827
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: pictures because hopefully it'll go viral. To the Jewels Show

828
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: on demand jebils dirty little Secret? Oh hey, who's this?

829
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh yeah, you have to remain anonymous.

830
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 1: You have a dirty role I forgot so yeah, never mind,

831
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: never mind. Yeah, yeah, that's awkward. Yeah that was That's

832
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: really weird. I wish you had done a better job

833
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: on um what's your dirty little secret? Okay, Well, so

834
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: I assume you guys got have snapchat. Snapchat, Yeah, you know,

835
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: like a little button like next to the same button,

836
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: like the adds to your story like immediately, yes, okay. Well,

837
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: so this happened like a while ago. Um, I was

838
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: taking some photos oh no, for my girlfriend okay. And

839
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: it wasn't like photos of like things out in the world,

840
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: like here's the cool flowers that I saw thinking of you.

841
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, not like that, not like that. Okay. Well,

842
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: so I was taking some pictures. I thought I hit

843
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: saved and I posted it on my story. The worst

844
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: part about it is I didn't have any service. Apparently,

845
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: whenever that happens, it stays up until you can delete it,

846
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: and a lot of people saw it before I had

847
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: the chance to delete it. Oh that's funny. How bad

848
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: were the pictures? Well, I think the most embarrassing part

849
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: was it wasn't fully risen, if you know what I mean.

850
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 1: I think that makes it worse. And my girlfriend didn't

851
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: get to see it, so that was even better. So

852
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: she didn't see it. But a bunch of people saw

853
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: it on your Snapchat story, Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Did

854
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: anybody respond to it, Yeah, a couple of people. I

855
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: think it had like a screen job. I don't know

856
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 1: if that was on purpose or not, but a couple

857
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: of people tried calling me, and I obviously couldn't answer

858
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: because a service and whynot? But yeah, that's funny. And

859
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: what'd your girlfriend say when you told her? She kind

860
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: of laughed, but there was also upset you didn't get

861
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: to see it. That's funny. Well, thank you for telling

862
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: us you're her little secret. Be careful next time. Yeah,

863
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: I have to or at least make sure it's all

864
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: the way ready to go. You should that, you know,

865
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: get your angle right, I mean, why would you Why

866
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: would you want to your girlfriend when it's not, you know,

867
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: fully ready anyway. Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of

868
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: a joke. Why would you go to don't no matter what? Right? Yeah,

869
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. Thanks man, Trevor was up. Yeah, So

870
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: I actually there was a there's a girl I used

871
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: to talk to a while back. I mean, I'm married now,

872
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: so um, but there's a girl I used to day

873
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: back in the day, and I had her on Snapchat's

874
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: been years. So I was on her Snapchat page, like

875
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: just her little profile. How you click it? And I

876
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: was backing out but the backing out button is right

877
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: next to the video call button. Oh no, so a

878
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: video call went through and I could not, for the

879
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: life of me get that thing to hang up because

880
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: I backed out of the app, so I had to

881
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: shut my phone off as I heard the word hello,

882
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, what were you doing at the time? Yeah,

883
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: why are you looking at a snapchat? I was literally

884
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: she added me, and I was just like, oh, it

885
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: wasn't a good poice about it. You know, you know

886
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: when your video called what were you doing? Oh? I

887
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: was standing outside uh bire Polari in the house, all right,

888
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: like you're on the toilet or something, you know. Oh no,

889
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: I just really wanted to see her bit Moji Jenna,

890
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, Like I've accidentally I was talking

891
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: about this one girl and accidentally texted that girl and

892
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: was like I don't know where she this, this and this,

893
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: and realized, oh my god, it send it to her.

894
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: I said it for the first I was talking about

895
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: and so then I had to back to the real

896
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: fast to be like, yeah, that's that other Jordans, that

897
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: other at my at my part time job, Like that's funny,

898
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: the other one. I'm also having the exact same situation

899
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: with her, except You're handling is so much better than

900
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: Jebel show on demand. Dog Closed does that kind of

901
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: like little Dog absolutely little palm radiant dog clues. I

902
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: think that's definitely a need if you have a little Pomeranian.

903
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: I think that they're cold, so that's a need. Yeah,

904
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: two little power all like pom Radiant pajamas, but they're

905
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: really no. I think pom Radians need pajamas. I think

906
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: that's for sure. There's a few dog breeds that need

907
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: to wear tiny things like tiny hats and tiny pajamas,

908
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: and pom Rainians are definitely one of them. I'm gonna

909
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: need to get a closet. I think they're outgrowing their bin.

910
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm want to see a little tiny Pomeranian closet. Trust me,

911
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: I would not be the first person. What's the one

912
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: thing that you have to buy? No matter what something

913
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: that's something that should be a want, but it's definitely

914
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: a need in your life. Call us up eighty eight

915
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: three four three one o six one text in four

916
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: one oh six one. I don't know why, but the

917
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: whole time we were talking to her about her Pomeranians,

918
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: I was just hoping that one of them has a

919
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: little conductor's outfit, like a train conductor, a pomradio with

920
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: a little train conductor hat and a little train conductor

921
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: still tear. Oh my goodness, drive might train. I'm gonna

922
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: get you a Pomerinian just so you can do that.

923
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: Just give me a pick. I don't want to take

924
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: care of the three four three one six one text

925
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: in four one o six one because of the sounds

926
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: trendy today where we give you audio that you can

927
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: take from our social media to use for your social media.

928
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: The sound was this just the amount of convenience that

929
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: it adds to my life. It could be four thousand

930
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: times out amount and I would still get it. The

931
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: first is just a number at this point. We've been

932
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: getting a lot of calls from people who want to

933
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: use that to create a real or whatever today. And

934
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: if you do use that and we see it, we'll

935
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: share it on our social media. But we've also been

936
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: getting a lot of calls from people telling us what

937
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: one thing is that is really in life. It's a want,

938
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: but for them it's a need and it doesn't matter

939
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: how much it costs, they always have to have it. Now,

940
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: mine's definitely coffee for sure. Okay, coffee doesn't matter how

941
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: much it costs. For fifteen dollars for your small coffee,

942
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, yep, Okay, the drink that I get from

943
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: Starbucks used to cost four dollars and ninety eight cents.

944
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: It now costs seven dollars and ninety seven cents. No

945
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: one of the vegans are protesting gluing themselves to the

946
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: counters at Starbucks. Celebrities just glued themselves to a counter

947
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 1: at Starbucks the other day because they charge more or

948
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: for their vegan milk, and the vegans are mad about that.

949
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: But then they're kind of mad about everything there. But

950
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: any more. Pete is angry. But there was a celebrity

951
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: just the other day who super lude himself to the

952
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,959
Speaker 1: counter at a Starbucks, like the farmer in the movie Babe.

953
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: I think, is what look it's not gonna do Celebrity's

954
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: he's stressing out about the price of vegan milk because

955
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: he hasn't worked in a long time. Is what's the

956
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: one thing that you always buy no matter how much

957
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: it costs? The one I'm ashamed to admit is cigarettes.

958
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm a smoker. I'm trying to quit. But if it

959
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: costs twelve dollars, I'll pay it. If it costs seven

960
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: or twenty five, doesn't matter. I have to pay it.

961
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: Mine's also about smoking, but not that has not a

962
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: completely different color. Producer Bennet jumping in. Have to always

963
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 1: get my Jodan's jays. You feel me like shoes, shoes,

964
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And they come out repeatedly,

965
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: like the same sneaker comes out like every five years,

966
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 1: like iPhones, like iPhones, and I still buy them. Yeah,

967
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: how many do you have a few dozen? Yeah, you

968
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: have so many other ones? You got to get them all.

969
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: They're like Pokemon. Yeah, it is insane to me. It

970
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: keep going up every year, like they like twenty dollars

971
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: every year. How many have you worn? I wear one

972
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: pair every day. No, it is, and you're wearing all

973
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: of them. Yes, and they look the same. Just rotate,

974
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: pay a pension. They're like the same sneakers, they all

975
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: a different colors. I bought some shoes off Etsy the

976
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: other day, Yes, Gucci loafers, right. Why they were cheap, Yes,

977
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: they're already cheap, yeah, but I thought like they would

978
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: still be new. I like to wear ridiculous stuff, and

979
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: I wanted some red suede loafers, right, And so I've

980
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: had some red swede Gucci loafers because I have to

981
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: have those, right. I can't think of anything in particular

982
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: that I have to have that I will always spend

983
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: money on other than just weird out their stuff, like

984
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: I have to be buying something strange all the time

985
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: or else I don't feel right about myself. So at

986
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: this point in time, it was I was going to

987
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I was just thinking about what's the

988
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing I could buy right now? Red velvet loafers?

989
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: And then I found Gucci loafers and they were cheap.

990
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: There were a hundred bucks, right because those are expensive shoes.

991
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: I get them delivered and they weren't even red. They

992
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,800
Speaker 1: were leather, and then they were worn, like it really worn.

993
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: There's his boots and like he doesn't get like a

994
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: ton of boxes himself, but you know when he does,

995
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 1: I let him open it up. And I was like

996
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: rips through packages at the house because Alexander married. If

997
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: you don't know, she rips through packages, and a lot

998
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: of times if I have ordered something, she'll open it

999
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: up and go, when did I order a sock puppet?

1000
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's my sock For a while, I

1001
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: took these loafers out of there, I'm like, what the

1002
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: hell are these? It's like they were tore up and

1003
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: you do have enough money to buy a new pair

1004
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: if you want, it would be like an extra hundred dollars.

1005
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 1: I didn't want it. I don't know. I just like

1006
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: you chose to order some nasty, raggedy who knows well

1007
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: how many times worn? Yeah? What those shoes did? They

1008
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: looked like I mean they had been up. Those shoots

1009
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: have been through a lot and basically got the Amanda

1010
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 1: buinds of shoes like they have been a lot through

1011
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: a lot. Call this up text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. What are some things that you'll buy no

1013
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: matter how much they cost? Nothing? Yeah, I have some

1014
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: used Gucci loafers that are really nasty if you want

1015
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 1: to buy them. Never been born your phone braink happens

1016
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: every single harm on the twenties. Here. Next one's coming

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