WEBVTT - Aisha Dee Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.440 And I invited you here. I thought I made myself 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:21.239 perfectly clear. But you're a guest to my home. You 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:27.240 gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests, 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:34.480 you're our presences. Presents enough. I already had too much stuff, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:36.720 So how did you dare. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.240 To surbey me? 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:53.519 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:59.080 are in the backyard. I'm in a difficult place. I 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.280 had a hard time with you. Connections this morning, I 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.120 missed one and that threw me off. And that's probably 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:07.560 because last night I got a parking ticket for the 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:12.240 first time in at least thirteen years. I was not responsible, 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.240 I never am, and I will of course be fighting it. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:21.679 I've already filed a you know I'm not responsible claim 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.640 on the LA City parking website. I didn't have any 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:28.840 evidence except for, you know, just kind of a plea. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.720 I was three minutes off. I was in the chicken restaurant. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:36.720 They took too long. That's not my problem. I won't 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:40.080 name the restaurant. I don't want to hurt them. I 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.960 do want to hurt them, but not that badly. And 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:47.440 I will do everything possible Los Angeles City, I will 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.520 do everything I can to avoid paying these sixty three dollars, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.120 and if I do end up paying it, I will 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:57.520 follow whatever city worker is available to fill a pothole 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.240 with those sixty three dollars. So just keep all of 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:05.200 that in mind. I had to get this out in public, disgusting. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.679 Oh well, we should get into the show. I think 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.800 today's guest is absolutely wonderful. It's Asia d Asia. Welcome 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:13.680 to I said no gifts. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.799 Thank you so much. It's so lovely to be here. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:18.680 I'm sorry that you're here on such a difficult day 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:18.960 for me. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:19.800 Yeah. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.640 Have you ever gotten a parking ticket? 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.520 I have, and I've never fought them. I didn't know 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:25.120 you could do that. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.600 Well, you know, I didn't know if you could or not. So, 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.919 I mean immediately even before getting like starting my car, 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:35.200 I was on my phone googling fighting parking ticket. Read 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:41.160 at Los Angeles, not paying parking ticket Los Angeles. Most 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:45.560 people have said just pay it, so I'm not. I'm 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.840 going to fight. I have all the time in the world. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.919 I'm a petty bitch too, I am so I get it, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.880 and I'm I'm ready to ride with you. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:54.760 Thank you. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.800 I'm just again to the city of la. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.880 It starts with us, and then well we'll build an 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:03.080 all and eventually there all be so many people fighting 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:07.520 for me and using their valuable time and resources that 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.679 I will be able to avoid paying the sixty three dollars. Yeah, 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:15.280 and if not again, I will make sure those sixty 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.480 three dollars are spent on something valuable for sure. 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:21.120 I mean, I think you got the parking ticket doing 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.600 something important I think, which is getting chicken. Crucial as 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:29.280 a big fan of chickens. Chickens, oh my man dead. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.800 Yeah, and you know when you're getting chicken, you're willing 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.320 to wait as long as possible. Yeah, And that's what 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.800 I kind of had to do. And it did occur 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.400 to me maybe I should run out and check the meter. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.960 It's been a ridiculous amount of time, but give me 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:42.480 a break. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.800 But then, do you see parking offices around because I 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:47.880 don't see them. So when are they getting out these tickets? 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:51.800 Especially not it was like six thirty at night, The 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:56.440 meter closes at eight pm. What's this loser meter person doing? 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.160 Get a life. They were probably on their way home 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.760 or something and they just noticed it. I'm so if 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.440 I had run into them and seen them doing that 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:04.560 it would have been a confrontation. 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.400 I have caught someone once in the midst of doing it, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.640 and it was back when auditions happened like in person. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.479 I think they's just like ten years ago. And it 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.360 was in West Hollywood somewhere, and I was I had 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:24.000 no money. I don't have that sixty three dollars and 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:25.720 I thought, oh, she's a black woman out yet. But 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:30.359 I'm like, please, I've heard the same she didn't. She 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:35.320 gave me the tig. It's awful, It's okay. It taught 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:39.320 me a valuable lesson, which is, I don't know the leader. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:40.680 People are souldless. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:44.960 They are I guess, yeah, I'm careful now, you know, 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:45.640 but you could. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.160 I mean, you could be as careful as you want. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.919 And then you end up at a chicken restaurant and 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.599 it takes an extra three minutes and then the person 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:52.600 has ruined your night. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.160 I actually have a friend who works in Melbourne in Australia, 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:59.640 and she hates the parking lot that is near the 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.520 building that she works out. You have to go up, 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.640 you have to go oh ay the time you get 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.360 to the yeah, absolutely, So she doesn't like it. And 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.400 you had to pay something like sixty bucks a day 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.760 to park there. Crazy. So she was like, you know what, 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:17.440 the parking fine is eighty? So she parks in the 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.200 same illegal spot every single day? 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:22.839 How often is she getting a ticket? 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:23.600 Every day? 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.479 Oh? No? What does this is? 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.960 This woman that she's like a big fancy lawyer. She's 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:32.320 got to be a billion Yeah, I mean the difference 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.640 between sixty and eighty dollars though, I get it. If 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.040 you just are you're getting your assistant to pay it daily. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.720 Yeah, yeah, it's worth a convenience. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:40.040 Yeah. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.520 What is the exchange rate? What's eighty dollars Australian to US? 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:46.520 I think I think it's like, oh, I think the 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.200 Australian dollar is not very good at the moment, but. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.760 It's got to be like probably comparable to eighty dollars US. 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:57.280 Maybe let me guess sixty five dollars US. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:01.719 I think, yeah, eighty dollars maybe maybe six between fifty 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.200 and sixty. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:05.600 Oh, Australia get it together, I know. I mean, we'll 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.640 actually just say where you are, the US will meet 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:09.160 you there very soon. 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.839 I'm sure Australia's nice beaches. 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.000 They've got all kinds of things. I've been, you know, 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.560 not related to you coming. But I've been watching this 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.760 show alone Australia. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:20.480 Absolutely. 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:21.159 Have you seen it? 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:21.559 Yes? 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.839 And there's a very annoying man on it, and there's 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:27.520 a Christian who gets lost in the woods. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:28.360 Is this new? 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.400 It's new. It's on Netflix, so who knows when it 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.960 actually aired? Ok? Yeah, But the things I'm learning about Australia, 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:39.440 which are probably things that any idiot already knows. For example, 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:43.240 I just recently learned that Australia doesn't have bears, no, 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.080 which is I mean, you think about it for ten seconds, 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:47.680 You're like, oh, yeah, it's just a it's a different 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.520 continent and they just never got that update. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.880 But I guess bears do seem like a universal thing, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:54.680 kind of seem like. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.400 They should be pay to every forest, right Yeah? Yeah, 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:00.279 but no, what is the closest thing Australia has to 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.799 like a scary bear? 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.280 Like a like a big muscly, jacked. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.240 Up kangaroo that's as close as you come, you know, 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.800 the ones that are like sure, those ones, but they 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.560 don't have jaws or you know, they eat vegetables. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:18.920 They are bitchy like I think people because kangaroos are herbivores. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:21.080 But they do. They kill for fun. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.280 Do you know why? 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.440 Actually they do. They don't eat meat, but they. 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:30.280 They'll just kill an animal just for sport. Yeah. Oh, 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.920 I don't like to hear that about Can we google 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:36.080 that kangaroos are calling their lawyers right now? 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.080 But I'm almost certain I'm not lying about them. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.920 These psychopath animals. They're just bouncing around killing things. They're 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.040 not nice, and they're everywhere in Australia, right everywhere, which 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:50.560 is so strange to think about. Yeah, because even our thing, 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:54.000 I guess deer are not as rampant. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.240 But do you remember in the pandemic when the deer 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.160 we're just coming down everywhere. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.240 Yes, that's the deer in the coyote or the coyotes. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.680 Maybe coyotes are our kangaroos. Sure, those I'll see almost 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:09.160 once a week at least, scurrying around. But kangaroos are 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.880 really killing things just because Yeah. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.800 Wait, just to take it back, I feel like Australia. Yes, 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.000 but like reality shows all over the world, how are 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.160 they finding these men. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.560 To be on the shows? Yes, well, I will say 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.080 to this one. They also have several lesbians. Oh that's 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.960 not who are killing the game. Well, I think one 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.000 went home at day one. It's like, well, you just 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.000 wanted the free trip to the woods. You didn't want 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:32.679 to be on this show. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.640 Okay, but I. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:40.240 Think there may be one straight woman. And straight people exist, 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:44.480 they do it, They exist somewhere. But then there are 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.080 a bunch of men, and where are they coming from? 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.520 I just feel like they go into the garbage can 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.960 and they're like, hello, do you like to be on 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.040 this show? They're awful. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.360 They go to a screening of The Brutalist and just 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:02.160 kick out any audience member. I wonder if there's ever 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:06.480 been a gay man on alone? Where is that representation? Only? 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:12.480 Could you loosely google gay man alone? How about What's 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:17.520 Gonna Come? You're not allowed to use any other word 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.240 in the search. But yeah, I've seen a lot. How 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.560 much of the show have you actually seen? 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:26.400 It's been a while. Okay, honestly, I'm more on Married 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:27.120 at First Sight? 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:30.960 Oh at the moment, another brutal thing full of psychos. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.960 Yeah, that's the one I've been doing to keep as 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:35.880 a lesson. You know. Alone, I was like, oh, I'll 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:36.480 get these. 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.840 Valuable right techniques, get. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.240 Stuck in the woods, And now I'm watching Married at 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.280 first sight to stop me from dating. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.880 From meeting people at all. It's working that show I've 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.920 never seen, but they just meet each other and then 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:52.520 get married. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.920 Bro, Okay, I'll give you the loan. Now, there's this 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.120 panel of psychiatrists. 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:02.640 I think they're the best the world has to offer. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.560 They seem like they have degrees people seem that's the 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:10.120 impression I get. And they will match make you with 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.920 basically someone that they think you're compatible with, and you 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.360 meet them as you're walking down the aisle, and then 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.160 for many weeks there's commitment ceremonies where you have to 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.800 recommit to each other and then at the end of 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.120 the season you finalize and like make it real. 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.000 So when you first get married, it's not legal. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:30.960 I don't know. I think it's a kind of like 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:35.280 a show. Right, But then at the end, some people 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:36.000 really do. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.280 They go to the judge or what have you. Yeah, 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.200 I feel like, well, then what's the point of the show. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.679 With the very first episode, you should be so committed 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.280 that the divorce is a disaster. You go through it 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:46.160 like you lose everything. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.479 Yeah, you have to like hire right, no prenups. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:52.440 Allowed, zero prenups. You each should have two kids, and 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.120 if that becomes a whole complicated thing, that is the 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.520 show I would run. Yeah, this show. This is a 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.480 question I ask about almost every reality show. Has anybody? 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.040 Have any contestants been killed yet? Do we know if 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.960 there's been in any weird murder? Oh? I feel like 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.480 that this one especially. It's like you're getting married pretty 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.040 quickly to someone who don't know. But I guess we 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.080 would have heard about the married at first site murders. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:17.640 I'm curious to know if any of them actually stay married. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:19.240 I can't imagine. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.360 I think they put them through. They make them rank 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:25.360 all of the other people of the opposite sex from 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:29.600 worse looking to best looking as an intimacy building exercise. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.760 How is that intimacy built in? 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:35.520 I don't know. Ask the experts. That's what they called them, 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.479 the psychiatrist. 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:41.360 I can think of a lot of better intimacy exercises 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.520 than ranking people out scale of one to ten. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.479 All right, Married at first Site star shares her devastation 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:51.120 after ex boyfriend is murdered. Oh, following several murder attempts, 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.800 there's I don't know, several murders. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:54.559 Yeah, I don't know. 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:58.440 If you know, if you watched with Jessica Power and 0:11:58.480 --> 0:11:59.920 then Sam the Punisher. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.880 Yeah, oh our hearts go out to say I'm the 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.000 Punisher and Jessica the. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.959 Reality there's a murder on married at first sec. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.000 But he wasn't actually on the show, I don't think, 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:17.160 so this was unrelated. Her life was just kind of imagine, okay, 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.920 pre show difficult or something, and we never learned the 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.839 other thing. What was gay men on a low? 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:23.320 Two things? 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:26.880 So my extensive research came up with somebody posting on 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:28.160 Reddit dubb seems. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.480 Queer, that's just it. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.320 And then a bunch of what I assume are straight 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.839 people being upset about people speculating on the. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.680 Sexual all the others interesting. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:39.480 And then as far as kangaroos go, nothing showing that 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.960 they enjoy hunting for sport. But they will lure dogs 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.480 out into the water, That's what I'm talking about. What 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.959 because they think that they think they're dingoes and yes 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.040 that is a predit. 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:50.800 Yeah, oh interesting, They. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:54.679 Lure them into the water and they this is actually true. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:58.640 So they use their tails to like make themselves taller 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:02.000 in the water, and then the dog will come out 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.800 and be like, oh it looks really shallow, Like I'll. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.479 Just Oh, that's crafty. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.800 They kill them with their bottom walk the legs. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.000 What do they call them? H? What are those the bouncers? 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:14.440 Sure? 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:19.839 The big flippers? Yeah, the feet. Wow, that's a fact 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:21.479 that more people should know about kangaroos. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:22.320 I think so too. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:26.000 I mean, that's dark, that's an evil thing to do. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.720 I do think that certain animals, especially in Australia, they 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:34.160 have these weird like mendettas. I always the amount of 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.280 times I've been for some reason in the shower and 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.960 a huge huntsman spider will just be in the spider 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.360 kind of just like looking. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.760 At me, and I'm like, and are those poisonous? 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.040 No, they're actually I actually love huntsmen. 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.199 Oh so they're just perverts. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:52.679 Yeah, they're obsessed with me. It's so hard to not 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.040 be dating when these huntsmen. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:00.960 How big are they? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:02.760 They can get pretty big? 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:03.479 Okay. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.480 I remember in school I had one crawl out of 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:10.360 my school jacket wall and go like this on my face. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:14.960 Like an alien face sucker or whatever they're called. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.680 Yeah, and I screamed, you know, when you're intake your air. 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:20.360 And when I did that, it tried to crawl. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.680 Now, this is very Sigourney weaver of it and I 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:24.920 like threw. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.160 It on the ground and I remember my mom thought 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.120 I was exaggerating and I wasn't. Wow, it was the 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.160 size of my face, that is wild. 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:33.520 Yeah. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.880 I kind of feel bad for these giant spiders that 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.640 have no venom because people are so afraid of them 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.040 and they're kind of just defenseless freaks. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.160 Well, they actually eat all of the more poisonous spiders, 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.080 so it's actually good if you have them in your home, right, 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.920 it just gets a little weird when they're in the shower. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:54.480 Right, they're soaking wet, they're using your soap, your loofer. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:55.480 Ah. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.920 Wow. Yeah, Australia I does have just it's another universe 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:04.680 animals that in America you're kind of taught about kangaroos, koala, bears, 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:08.880 and dingoes. I suppose wallabes are, yeah, but then there's 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.840 just a I mean on alone alone I've been I mean, 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.840 the amount of animals I've never heard of, something called 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:19.080 like a padam palamodi, a platypus. No, not a platypus, 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.920 that's the other one we learn about. But it's like 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:25.200 a miniature kangaroo, kind of like a wallabe. Oh oh, 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:27.240 I wonder what it's called. I don't think I know 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:27.600 it is. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:28.320 Where are they? 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:29.920 This is you know in Tasmania. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:31.480 Oh sure, Tasmania is cool. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:34.920 Yeah, Tasmania's got it all. Yeah. The devils, Yeah, that's 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.520 of course, that's another one we learn about. Yeah, well 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.800 you just know because of the cartoon character, for sure. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.440 But Tasmanian Devils make the most eerie sound. I'm sorry 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.960 to just drag. I'm just talking to you like you're 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.120 an Australian expert. It's just like, look, possibly be more 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:52.479 boring for an Australian. 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:56.040 No, I'm happy to educate. I actually I feel very 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.800 strongly about letting people know that kangaroos are crazy. So 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:02.480 I'm so I feel really fulfilled, like that's a big 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.240 thing that I've been wanting to get out into the world. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.320 That's the sole reason you came on this podcast. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.400 Kind of, I was like edging the conversation in that direction. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:10.680 When are we going to talk about. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:14.400 Kangaroo Ah, there is another Australian thing that we'll touch 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.200 on briefly and then we can talk about other things. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.600 But Australians seem to be very good at breakfast. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.280 Yes, so true, Yes, it is why you know what 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:25.240 I I don't actually know because I was gonna say 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:26.880 we're not. We don't have a big night life, but 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.840 Australian party in a way that I think is a little. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:31.720 Scary, probably dangerous. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:35.360 Yeah I can, yeah, no, but we do. We have 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.320 a great breakfast culture, coffee culture. 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:42.120 Yeah. Anytime I'm in another country, if I google like 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.200 an Australian coffee or breakfast place, that's the place you 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.160 should go to get breakfast. Yeah, because a lot of 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:48.520 countries are bad at breakfast. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.800 Well they have you noticed the Australian cafes like popping 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:52.200 up in. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.880 All over La everywhere, and they're always you know, just 0:16:56.280 --> 0:17:00.800 drenched with sun, very lightwood. They're almost I mean that's 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:02.480 one thing that we've got to mix it up with 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.359 the Australian brunch place. 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:09.119 Advertoast you know, I mean, what's avocado toast has become 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:13.520 this like sign of wealth. Yes, av a toast is 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.200 something that like my nano makes and my great nana 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:17.080 still alive. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.720 Yeah, shout out to her, great Nana, reach out. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:25.120 She's a county little bit. I love her. God she's cool. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.119 But she'll make avocado toast. It has been my whole life. 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:31.919 So it's really a part of Australian culture. But I 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:34.159 don't know. I don't know if the Australian cafes in 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:35.800 LA and New York have the same. 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:41.040 Quite that level of just doesn't hit the same right, 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.359 Yeah makes sense. I mean, you're not in Australia. They 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:47.800 don't have the access to these ingredients. They're probably better 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.640 in LA than they are in New York. I think 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:53.919 so because La. I what I assume about Australia is 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.760 that it's big California are Yeah. 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.440 Actually Sydney is very similar to La. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:03.040 Okay. Yeah, it feels like just a very pleasant place 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.480 to be regardless of where you go. 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:06.560 Yeah, it's nice. It's pretty good. 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.000 Yeah, except for unless you're alone in Tasmania. Then you're 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:10.840 starving to death. 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.080 I think Tasmania is kind of a bit of like 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:17.600 almost like dinosaur country, Like it's very it's kind of 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:20.120 the most untouched part of Australia because it's just kind 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:22.720 of that little I get the bottom. 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:26.320 No here you are criticizing it. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:31.720 Listen, I'm from the Gold Coast, which is kind of 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:32.800 up the top, and. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:33.879 It just sounds like heaven. 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.520 It does. The last time I was there. I was like, 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.720 I played a game with myself, said, how many ass 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:41.080 cracks am I going to see out the top of 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:44.840 board shorts today? And I counted there were six, Wow, 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:48.920 in one morning. And I love it. No one's wearing shoes, 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.600 no one cares. But like that's where I'm a Tasmania's more. 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:54.960 There's more grit to it because it's I think, because 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:58.320 it's further south, there's lots of water around it, and 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:01.000 it's this tiny little island much cooler. I think. 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:04.240 Yeah, they've got more, they have more grit, more character. Yeah, 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:07.000 and these board short wearing losers, I mean I think 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:10.720 you said it. I do feel like board shorts are 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.800 probably on their way back. We're probably very close to 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.080 their revival. So I just brace yourself. Oh yeah, so 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:19.720 they go like past the knee, Is that what a 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:20.479 board short is? 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:23.320 Yeah? They can. They can also, Oh they can be 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:24.760 many board shorts. 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:29.680 Okay, so that's not I'm thinking, you know, past the knee, unflattering, 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:31.720 kind of just blowing in the wind. 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.119 I mean they can be that, Okay. I think board 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:38.760 shorts contain multitudes, and they come in many shapes and sizes. 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:43.600