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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We

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Speaker 3: today's guest is absolutely wonderful. It's Asia d Asia. Welcome

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. It's so lovely to be here.

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Speaker 4: And then as far as kangaroos go, nothing showing that

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Speaker 2: No, I'm happy to educate. I actually I feel very

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Speaker 3: That's the sole reason you came on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kind of, I was like edging the conversation in that direction.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so true, Yes, it is why you know what

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Speaker 3: Scary, probably dangerous.

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Speaker 3: All over La everywhere, and they're always you know, just

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Speaker 3: I think there's something else we should talk about other

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Speaker 3: just be clear, this podcast is called I said no gifts,

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be really honest with you. I yes,

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Speaker 2: But I think I think you're gonna love this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I genuinely believe that once you see the gift,

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Speaker 3: Well shall I open it here on the podcast?

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Speaker 2: I think you should.

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00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we're reaching into the bag and there are two

441
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 3: items in here, but there it seems like they're wrapped. Yea,

442
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter which one I pull out first.

443
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

444
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe the big one.

445
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 3: Is this the big one? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna pull

446
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 3: this out. I love this wrapping paper.

447
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: It's it's nice. It waswhere in my house.

448
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 3: It's like a kind of old fashioned with beautiful illustrations

449
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 3: of vegetables, including an eggplant a tomato. Did you say

450
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,959
Speaker 3: eggplant or abergine?

451
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: Uh no, but we do say rocket instead of ugola.

452
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 3: Oh sure, rocket is a way better name.

453
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 2: Rocket is sick. I think about that often.

454
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 3: It's crazy that we decided not to call that rocket

455
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 3: rocket salad. Well, I don't understand. Did rocket ships come

456
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 3: after the what was first called a rocket?

457
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

458
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,959
Speaker 3: It seems because they're such far removed. I mean, they

459
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 3: are very different things.

460
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 2: They are. I wonder where that came from.

461
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 3: Was that a desperate attempt by the arugula lobby to

462
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 3: make it seem more exciting. Maybe the birds are going

463
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 3: wild today. I love it. They're really screaming at each other.

464
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, rocket, that doesn't make any sense to me

465
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 3: as far as spaceships and things that go.

466
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the origins

467
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: of that.

468
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 3: That seems like it would be a good campaign, and

469
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 3: if you were like at least trying to get children

470
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: to eat it.

471
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 2: For sure.

472
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 3: Call it a rocket, Call anything a rocket. Okay, well,

473
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 3: let's let's get into this here.

474
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: I tried not to make it too difficult to open my.

475
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: Kind of a tubular shape, kind of a sausage. And

476
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 3: we're putting the tape here. Let's see. Oh I love

477
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 3: how thick this paper is.

478
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 4: Oo.

479
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 3: Okay, this is something called ricks Lotion Original Herbal Blend, Witch,

480
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 3: Hazel and alo vera moisturizer and toner in one. I've

481
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 3: never seen this before.

482
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 2: Okay, this is my favorite moisturizer in the whole.

483
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 3: I love a moisturizer recommendation.

484
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: Oh I And I just I'm not I'm not like

485
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 2: a little fan of the podcast, like I'm a big fan. Okay,

486
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, I was, I was really

487
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: this weekend, I was like, fuck, what am I going

488
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: to bring? Should I bring? And I didn't want to

489
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 2: bring something to clutter up your space?

490
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.

491
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: But you know when someone gives you.

492
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 3: A gift and you're like, oh.

493
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 2: Just more shit for me to find a place for.

494
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 2: This is going to change your life?

495
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 3: How so?

496
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: Okay, the couple there's like older couple who made this moisturizer.

497
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 2: They were giving out free samples at the grocery store.

498
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 2: Which grocery store at Lasson, It's like, oh yeah, eight

499
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 2: years ago.

500
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 3: You know they do that there, right of course.

501
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: And they were offering everybody samples. Nobody was taken. I

502
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 2: felt really bad for them, so I said, I'll try it.

503
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 3: Sure.

504
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: I put some on my hand and I was like,

505
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: that's good, it's great.

506
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 3: You know, right as you do at the grocery store,

507
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 3: you're just being polite to the sample personally.

508
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 2: So then I went to pay for my groceries and

509
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: as I pulled something out of my bag, I don't

510
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 2: remember what it was, but one hand great on the other.

511
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, I thought it

512
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 3: was a stranger, thought it was somebody else's hand.

513
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never felt my like I had never experienced

514
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 2: my sleeping like this. And I said hold on, and

515
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: I went back and bottles, and they don't sell it

516
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: in Australia, so whenever I go there, it's half of

517
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 2: one suitcase. It's just wow, because I.

518
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 3: And you have amazing skin. So this is a great recommendation.

519
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 2: I feel really strongly about it, and I've actually given

520
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 2: this as a gift so many times in my life.

521
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: I called a friend yesterday and said what should I give?

522
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: And they're like, ricks, ricks?

523
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 3: Should I put some one? Now?

524
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 2: You should put it on your hand, And then I think,

525
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 2: I think you'll feel better about the whole thing in

526
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 2: like five minutes. You're gonna love it.

527
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a whow Okay, here we go.

528
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. The old bottles actually used to have a picture

529
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 2: of the couple on the bottle, and I missed.

530
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 3: That, thinking, I don't know I would buy anything with

531
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 3: a picture of an old couple on it. Wont if

532
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 3: their skin is good? Is their skin good? Yeah? What

533
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 3: are they doing? They should have their picture and their age.

534
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 3: Now my hands are so slippery, I won't be able

535
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 3: to hold the microphone. And Lisa is currently holding the

536
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 3: mic and may have to hold it for the rest

537
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 3: of the episode.

538
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 2: It'll still get it.

539
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 3: This is the most erotic visual you could possibly imagine.

540
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: I'm also like not convinced. I mean, I think that

541
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: it cures everything. I think because I get little like

542
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 2: X and my kind of thing, or I'll get a

543
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 2: little sunburn.

544
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 3: And you'll put it on it. I mean, it feels

545
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 3: great right now, we'll see it smells anyway. Do you

546
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 3: want some right now?

547
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take it.

548
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 3: Throw some of that on you might as well. I'll

549
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,719
Speaker 3: be moisturized. You know, I've been moisturizing my entire life,

550
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 3: at least since third grade. I've been you know, moisture, moisture, moisture.

551
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 3: And I think it's partially because most of my ancestry

552
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 3: comes from you know, very cloudy, wet places, and then

553
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 3: I grew up in a desert, so my skin was

554
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 3: screaming for moisture at all times. And so you know,

555
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 3: I do a veno oh yeah, which is a nice

556
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,479
Speaker 3: daily thing. But this, who knows what will happen with this?

557
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: Unless I break out in hives.

558
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: Well we'll see.

559
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 3: So far, so good. I mean it feels very nice.

560
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 3: And which hazel delicious scent? Oh yeah, what's your moisturizing routine.

561
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 3: I'm always curious about this with different people.

562
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm I'm a big believer in like exfoliation, okay, daily,

563
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 2: Well for me, yes, okay, I don't know if it's

564
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 2: for everyone, but for me because Ashley elbows and these.

565
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 3: Oh sure nobody wants that.

566
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,199
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So yeah, I'm a big se lux cloth.

567
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 3: He has ever heard of this?

568
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: They're this Korean kind of stretchy exfoliating. The package has

569
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: a picture of a woman using it on the front

570
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: and she's going like this on her back, which is

571
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 2: I use it?

572
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 3: Sure? I kind of have to get that like that

573
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 3: real pole that I don't know what the physics term

574
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 3: is for that. Make sure the weight is really dragging

575
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 3: along your back. And then how do you do your

576
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 3: knee like you're shining a shoe.

577
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: It's you can I guess you could do that. I've

578
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 2: never done that.

579
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 3: Aports.

580
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a loofa like you can use

581
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: it however you want. But I'm a big believer in explanation.

582
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 2: Is key right, right? And then I'm a Ricks.

583
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 3: You're a ris girl, Ricks.

584
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 2: I believe in the power of.

585
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 3: I will say when I first opened this bottle, there's

586
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: a type of shampoo. I was just talking to somebody

587
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: about this, which I believe is called rid. Is that

588
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: what it is that gets rid of lice? Or maybe

589
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: nix or maybe those are both lice shampoos. So Rix

590
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: is really playing a dangerous game with the name of

591
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 3: their lotion. I think we both mix different lice shampoos.

592
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think they could do better with

593
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: their marketing and stuff.

594
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like they're making a lot of the

595
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 3: wrong moves. But then they end up on a podcast

596
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 3: with these ringing recommendations, and maybe the sales go through

597
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 3: the roof. I think they might do we know what

598
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 3: the couple's name is. No, at least could we find

599
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: out John and Louise Ricks. Who are they?

600
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

601
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: I want to see a photo of them. It's been

602
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: so long they change this packaging.

603
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out they died. That's gonna be the

604
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 3: unfortunate thing that happens on this podcast, that the Ricks

605
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 3: couple is gone.

606
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna get really heavy.

607
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: O my god, are you doing all of your grocery

608
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 3: shopping at lessons?

609
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't like to say it in my car. Okay, So

610
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: I'm a big like if I can, if it's convenient,

611
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,719
Speaker 2: neighborhood like, right, situation. I don't like big grocery stores.

612
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: Freak me out.

613
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 3: Oh I love them. I get so anxious mums. I

614
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 3: go there and don't buy anything, just brow saying it

615
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 3: feels incredible. Wow, just lost in the aisles of Albertson's.

616
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: Maybe I should change my thinking around it, but I

617
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: genuinely get quite overwhelmed in a.

618
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 3: Big shopping sure, all the choices and yeah, like a

619
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 3: mall right.

620
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: My throat feels like it's gonna jump out of my body.

621
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't know where the exits are, you know.

622
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 3: Oh that is kind of a frightening way.

623
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 2: Did I park my car?

624
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,479
Speaker 3: You know?

625
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: So I try to stick to like smaller.

626
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: Grocery lessons for the listener who's not familiar as a

627
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 3: very small grocery store, kind of an original, probably one

628
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 3: of the first like organic grocery stores, and I think

629
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 3: run by probably strange people.

630
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: I think it has some interesting politics.

631
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 3: Yes, I believe they do. I think that they may

632
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: even be Mormon whoa or there may be some Mormon

633
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 3: tie because I remember them being a little like me,

634
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 3: being like, what's how do you feel about me? As

635
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 3: a person? Didn't do too much digging. But maybe those

636
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 3: were just the founders now because they also could be

637
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: the biggest hippies in the world, because that's how the

638
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 3: store feels.

639
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: Well it does, and we'll never know.

640
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: We'll never because we'll never look it.

641
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: Up, don't google it.

642
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 3: Well, live in ignorance as this couple.

643
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, first of all, their names are Jerry and

644
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 4: Donna Govin.

645
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 3: But there's a little bit of a.

646
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 4: Backstory which I think is fascinating, So follow with me

647
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 4: on this journey. The original Rix with one X was

648
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 4: developed as a horse lineament in the sixties. Jerry Govian

649
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: had a background of horseback riding and through business associates,

650
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 4: met mister Rix, who had a reputation with his herbal

651
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 4: witch Hazel lotion to heal horses.

652
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 3: He was the ador to door salesman. That sounds like

653
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 3: somebody you.

654
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 4: Just very sketch. That's the only time this man's name

655
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 4: is referred to. But I guess that was the inspiration

656
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 4: to heal horses. And then eventually Tennis elbow and do

657
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 4: we have.

658
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 3: A picture of Jerry and Donna not on the website.

659
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 3: They scrubbed themselves from the internet. Something happened. Something happened

660
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: with Jerry and Donna did they is going to harm

661
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 3: the business, so they've decided let's be faceless.

662
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: It's devastating to me.

663
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 3: It's devastating to me, and I'm just learning about the brand.

664
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: I can't imagine how you feel.

665
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: Well, So yeah, longtime, fam. And this is another thing

666
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: that I'm out here like, I am the publicist for

667
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: this moisturizer and also your podcast.

668
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait is this that bless?

669
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, this is literally the only photo I could find.

670
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: Oh, they look incredible.

671
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's Jerry and Donna.

672
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: Will get a picture of that on the Instagram or something.

673
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: People need to see Jerry and Donna because they look

674
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 3: great and their teeth are bright white. I'm sure they've

675
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 3: had some work done. Ah. Wow, interesting. You know what

676
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: I just learned about. I had another moisturizer recommendation recently

677
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 3: for lips, and I told my sister and she's like, yeah,

678
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 3: of course, it's incredible. Nipple cream.

679
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: Oh I've heard about this.

680
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: The actress Carrie Koon. I was watching a video with

681
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 3: her and she was screaming about it, and I said,

682
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 3: I love her acting. Maybe she's got good advice on

683
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 3: nipple cream. And so I bought a bottle. You put

684
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 3: it on your lips. I've never experienced anything like this before. Really,

685
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 3: I can't believe that people buy chapstick when they can

686
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 3: have I mean, obviously it's a strange thing to have

687
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 3: in your bag, but who cares and you use this stuff.

688
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,959
Speaker 3: I wish I could remember the brand. It's like Lenosha

689
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 3: or something, and I was a little skeptical. This stuff

690
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 3: is amazing. I would say it's the ricks of lips.

691
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I actually will tell you my lips are

692
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 2: the thing I struggle with. I'm a chapped lip lady.

693
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: I think everyone, almost everybody struggles with this, unless you're

694
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 3: in a deeply humid environment. Sure, right, yeah, I mean

695
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: I should let you try some of the lip the

696
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 3: nipple cream. It's amazing, and it's it's not like a stick,

697
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 3: you know, you just have this giant tube of it. Right,

698
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 3: Everything about it is better than chapstick. Yeah.

699
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: It's probably not that expensive, right.

700
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 3: Not that expensive, not expensive at all, and harder to

701
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: lose because you know, you're a chapstick is the size

702
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 3: of a man, whereas this is, you know, almost the

703
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 3: size of a ricks bottle.

704
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 2: As if I'm with chapstick, You're kind of.

705
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: Right. It's boring, and it sometimes it melts and then

706
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 3: it turns into kind of a disaster and then it's

707
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 3: like falling. If there's so many problems with chapstick, Yeah,

708
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: the only good thing I guess is the SPF. But

709
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 3: aren't you putting SPF on the face anyway? It's uh,

710
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: I don't think that the five SPF of a chapstick

711
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 3: is probably doing anything to help anybody.

712
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 2: Well, when I put sunscreen, I think I get it

713
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 2: on my lips anyway, So.

714
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, unless the lip rejects it. But I don't

715
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 3: think that. I don't know the science behind lips rejecting SPF,

716
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: So no one look into it.

717
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: Please intense like visual in my mind.

718
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 3: Just flying off your lips.

719
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, my lip's becoming a completely different entity to the

720
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 2: rest of my body.

721
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 3: And no, lips are weird. They are a weird part

722
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 3: of the body that people don't really. I think people

723
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 3: like to not think about the fact that lips are

724
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 3: a different type of skin and that they're just these

725
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 3: weird things on your face that are kicking the bag

726
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 3: because I'm thinking about how scary lips actually are. It's

727
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 3: kind of a you know, it's a portal to the

728
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 3: rest of your body, and it's there's something wrong with lips.

729
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 2: What I realized, when you kick the bag, you still

730
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 2: have the tiny one in there.

731
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, I believe me. I've been to open Okay,

732
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 3: I'm gonna rip this one open now unless we have

733
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 3: more to say about Rix.

734
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: You're not ready.

735
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 3: How much should RIX pay you to bring this? We

736
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 3: said enough. Are Jerry and Donna going to be satisfied

737
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 3: with how much was said about Ricks? I think they will, Okay,

738
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 3: I think I think they're going to FOS two or

739
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 3: Sticklers if they get their money's worth. They're probably waiting

740
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: for you at lessons.

741
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 2: I wish I could meet them again and tell them

742
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 2: how they've changed my life.

743
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 3: You've met Jerry, and I'm unbelievable. It's hard. You would

744
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 3: have gotten a picture with them, Oh my god, Oh jeez,

745
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 3: what a shame.

746
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: And I would have really stucked up on the ricks

747
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 2: before they changed.

748
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 3: The packaging, of course, collector's item on eBay. Okay, we're

749
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 3: pulling this one.

750
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: Because I've now.

751
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: Opened the next bottle and it's simply another bottle of ricks.

752
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 3: But it's a to go ricks to go. It's, you know,

753
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 3: the smaller. It's like a hotel shampoo.

754
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 2: Because here's what I think. I think you're gonna leave

755
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: the house to run your errands later and everything is okay,

756
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 2: and then you're gonna think, no.

757
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 3: I need more I'm the I am. I am noticing

758
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 3: a very nice softness to my skin right now, like, yeah,

759
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 3: it feels very good, and I'm gonna track this throughout

760
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 3: the day. But now that I have this to go,

761
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: I'm getting very good at like being prepared.

762
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

763
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, I carry a bag, and I've carried

764
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 3: a bag for a very long time. And uh, for

765
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 3: probably the first six years of the bag it held

766
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 3: my wallet and my keys. I was there was all

767
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: this room to you know, have everything I could possibly need.

768
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 3: And so now I've got a miniature deodorant, I've got

769
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: my glasses, my sunglasses, my prescription sunglasses, my wallet often

770
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 3: just a mess of napkins. What else is in there?

771
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna be putting this in of course,

772
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 3: and is there anything else that really I should have

773
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 3: a snack in there?

774
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: I think it's good to go out with a snack. Yeah,

775
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: because love, blood sugar.

776
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: Is h it's it's not a good feeling. But my

777
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 3: fear is that I would just eat the snack when

778
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 3: my blood sugar wasn't low.

779
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: So I have trouble with self control too. What kind

780
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 2: of bag is it? Is it like a leather like

781
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 2: a tot.

782
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 3: This one my sister gave me for my birthday. It's

783
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 3: the brand is Bagoo. Do you know this? It's I've

784
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: been told I for a couple of years of owning it,

785
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 3: or at least the first year, I thought it was green,

786
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: and then people started telling me that's gold. And now

787
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 3: it's really wow. This is kind of the dress. This

788
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 3: is the new the dress. This is gonna go viral.

789
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get the bag. I shouldn't have told

790
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 3: you because now you two are going to say, well,

791
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 3: it's gold. I should have.

792
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh god, do you think it's gold?

793
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 3: There's hon Lisa's seen it. Okay, don't let Analse influence you.

794
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 3: They're very pushy.

795
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna.

796
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 3: It could be a different color. It could be black,

797
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 3: it could be pink. Who knows. So I want you

798
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get the bag, and I want you

799
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 3: to be as honest as possible, leaning in my direction. Okay,

800
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 3: and we'll see what happens. I'll be right back.

801
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 2: Wait, this is incredibly exciting.

802
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm back and apparently on Lisa's used some lotion.

803
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: Uh and honly seems happy. Now I've got my bag.

804
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 3: We'll post a video or a photo of this so

805
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 3: everyone can support me. What do you think? What color

806
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 3: would you describe this?

807
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I've questioned, Well, I've got thoughts. I think because

808
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: you know, when you you wear a bag around, it's

809
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 2: gonna it's gonna change color slightly because you've been wearing

810
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: it around. But I think, well, I think that's that's

811
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: a sign of a great bag. I'm gonna I'm gonna

812
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: go against everyone.

813
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: What are you going to say?

814
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: I think it's like a oh no, it's not wait,

815
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: it feels like amy.

816
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 3: Cocky kind of Okay, So this I like because I

817
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 3: kind of got army green. Oh sure, but not it

818
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 3: isn't army green, but I think it's somewhere in that

819
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: realm of army.

820
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

821
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,280
Speaker 3: Well yeah, and nobody thinks I look that little squirrel

822
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: on the roof, that's very cute, having the time of

823
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 3: its life. It's joined the podcast. Are really entering the

824
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 3: yard right now in a way that nobody could have expected,

825
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: trotting along by a cactus. I'm very curious this squirrel.

826
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 3: We're getting a lot of action here. There will be

827
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 3: no pictures. Don't think about it's too quick. Oh and now,

828
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 3: it's exited into the neighbor's yard. That's a pomegranate tree

829
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 3: and the squirrels go crazy when there's fruit on it.

830
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: My god.

831
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 3: Okay, but this that was a show just for us. Okay, Yes,

832
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 3: in the army category and no one now it's the

833
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 3: garbage truck has entered the podcast. Everybody wants a piece,

834
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 3: everybody else, I said, garbage, men's squirrels, everybody. But nobody

835
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 3: ever thinks yellow with the army.

836
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: No.

837
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 3: No, Well, when you say, what colors do you think

838
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 3: of with military? Could be nice though everybody in bright yellow.

839
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 2: Gold accent. Nobody's doing that?

840
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: Why not? No army is doing that. But if someone

841
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 3: were to say, name the colors of people out in war,

842
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 3: I'd say green, tan camouflage. Sure never yellow. On Lisa,

843
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: are you feeling differently now?

844
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 4: I mean I could see tan. I could see and

845
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 4: maybe that's where the army comes from, because I think

846
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 4: that could blend into some environments, right, But I still

847
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 4: there's way more yellow in that than maybe.

848
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 3: We say, like, what are you tan? With green accents,

849
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 3: green undertones, green undertones. Oh.

850
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 2: I love the discussion around underturned, I know.

851
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: And I feel like this has got green undertone.

852
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: If it makes you happy, then yes.

853
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 3: Well nothing makes me happy, So this is going to

854
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 3: be a big problem.

855
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: I think the genuinely kind of on your side. I

856
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 2: see the green undertones there, go.

857
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not violet undertones, it's not blue undertones.

858
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 3: If this was someone's face, we'd be saying they've got

859
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 3: green undertones and yeah, tan face.

860
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I also I remember the dress and I

861
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 2: saw both.

862
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: You saw both.

863
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: I would close my eyes and then open them and

864
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 2: one and then I closed my eyes and opened the other. Wow.

865
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: I thought it was just like some kind of graphic

866
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: that they were putting on.

867
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: The internet, right, like a hologram or something. Yeah.

868
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,280
Speaker 2: I was like, this is so dumb. They're just changing

869
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: the color of the thing.

870
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 3: I can't remember what color. I mean, should we drag

871
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 3: the podcast back to this and I should look at

872
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: it and see what I think the dress and Lisa's

873
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 3: got it, Okay, I see blue.

874
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 2: I'm seeing white and gold.

875
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 3: White and gold.

876
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: Wow.

877
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 3: I mean it continues to be a magical phenomenon. Is

878
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 3: uh just like my bag, my viral bag.

879
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: The internet won.

880
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,760
Speaker 3: TikTok won't stop talking about is it green or yellow? God?

881
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: I mean it is. It's a quandary for sure.

882
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 3: Huge problem for everybody, and ultimately I think we can

883
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 3: all settle on it being absolutely filthy. I should probably

884
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 3: put it through the wash or something. No, well, I've

885
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 3: got my lotion here. Do we have anything left to

886
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 3: say about Jerry and Donna's big product?

887
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 2: Oh? I, I don't know. They feel like like this

888
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: is like a single mom with its child now just

889
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 2: here on the table.

890
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 3: It does look like like a nice little family there,

891
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 3: very cute.

892
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have I don't read.

893
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 3: It's like a kangaroo and it's Joey just ready to

894
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,479
Speaker 3: drown a dog.

895
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: Psychotic kangaroos. Violence.

896
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 3: I can't believe that about kangaroos. That's unfortunate. Yes, oh well, okay,

897
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. Let's play Gift

898
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: or curse. I feel like we're already arguing, we might

899
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 3: as well keep doing it.

900
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the one that you can fail at.

901
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 3: You can fail, so be very careful. I need a

902
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you. Okay, six, Okay,

903
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our

904
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,479
Speaker 3: game pieces. You can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.

905
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 2: Oh, Wow, I am on a television show again. It's

906
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: on Netflix. It's called Apple Side of Intego. It's a

907
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: scammer story. It's good. That's a cool people in it.

908
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 2: It's a little psycho. If you want to watch it.

909
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 2: There's a dance sequence to Britney Spears in it, so

910
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 2: you should probably watch it.

911
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 3: Well, that's perfect. Everybody watched the show. I think that's

912
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 3: kind of all I heard. And I heard, of course

913
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 3: about Jerry and Donna again.

914
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: Oh wait, do you know what? I just realized this

915
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 2: is really important to me. What happened with the leaking

916
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 2: in your house?

917
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

918
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 2: And I only know this because it felt like part

919
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 2: of my life.

920
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 3: I think it felt like a part of a lot

921
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 3: of people's lives because I wouldn't stop talking about it.

922
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 3: It was like years of me talking about this thing

923
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 3: because it was just haunting me.

924
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 2: Because Alcon is now leaking, Oh no, I should see

925
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: them a bridge.

926
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 3: Oh you need to Okay, So have you spoken to

927
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 3: your landlord?

928
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: I have?

929
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,479
Speaker 3: They came and sealed it, okay, and didn't help.

930
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. The rain hasn't come.

931
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 3: This week will be a big test about I know,

932
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 3: and I know that feeling. I know that just gut feet.

933
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 3: How much did it leak into your place?

934
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: Well, it actually it leaked into my downstairs neighbor, isn't.

935
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 3: It doesn't looked me. Well, that's very nice.

936
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 2: Of you, but I feel like fucked up about it.

937
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 3: Right, of course the building shouldn't be leaking. Oh that's

938
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 3: that's why you're inside. Otherwise you would stand in the rain.

939
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 3: Completely my situation. You know, it lasted one hundred years,

940
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 3: and we've tried so many different things. It really I

941
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 3: about died doing it, and we finally, and this is

942
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 3: a big knock on wood situation, fixed it by essentially

943
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: a trench had to I believe it's called a French drain,

944
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 3: had to be dug behind where it was leaking down

945
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 3: and behind and they put a tube or a pipe

946
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 3: with little holes in it. And so when the underground

947
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 3: water gets to the area where it floods, it now

948
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 3: enters this pipe and gets taken to where it needs

949
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 3: to go back outside. And of course this was I

950
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 3: think I think twenty twenty three when this was fixed,

951
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: and twenty twenty four it seemed to be holding up.

952
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 3: And now here we are in the middle of this

953
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 3: unprecedented drought of I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

954
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 3: But it is going to rain. It has to rain

955
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 3: for days at a time for it to really flood. Okay,

956
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 3: so I kind of I am glad that.

957
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: We're is nice. You probably loving this dra.

958
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: Water. We got a little bottles. It comes out of

959
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: my sink. I don't know why we would need more,

960
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 3: but it's solved. Okay, knock on wood.

961
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 2: I just literally has been on my mind because honestly,

962
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: I've been very busy lately, and I was like, oh,

963
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 2: I'm bin on the podcast and I like didn't know.

964
00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

965
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh so that's good. I mean, I just

966
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 3: pray every day that it doesn't happen again because the

967
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 3: amount of water I've had to vacuum is just ridiculous.

968
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,479
Speaker 3: It was really destroying me for a time.

969
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 2: Well, I'm happy for you. It's my mind it is.

970
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 2: I'll sleep better, I know, thank you.

971
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 3: All Right, We're going to play Gift or a Curse.

972
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 3: I name three things. You tell me if they're a

973
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 3: gift or a curse and why, And you have to

974
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 3: be very careful because there are correct answers and you

975
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 3: could fail. So be very careful. Okay. This first one

976
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 3: is from the Mega list This is gift or a curse?

977
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 3: The duo Lingo owl's death by Tesla truck. I can't say.

978
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 3: I can't say anything else.

979
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: Is this something you have to be super online for.

980
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: Probably I know what the Duolingo owl is and I

981
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 2: know what the Tesla is. So the Duolingo owl apparently

982
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 2: died by Tesla truck.

983
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 3: Apparently tragic?

984
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: Okay? Do I think it's a gift or a curse?

985
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 3: Oh? And the listener's named Shane, by the way, I

986
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 3: forgot that in my confusion. We don't know up from

987
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 3: down right?

988
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 2: Now, come on, Shane. No, Shane seems like a good,

989
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: good Egg, good person. I think I'm going to say

990
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 2: gift okay. And why well, because I've always felt like

991
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 2: Tesla's I didn't like them, right. I remember the first

992
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 2: time I got in, I said, how do I, you know,

993
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 2: make the air conditioner go up? And and i'd's like, oh,

994
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 2: you just like overly complicated.

995
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 3: Give me a button and a dial.

996
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 2: Literally, I drive the same Honda Civik I've been driving

997
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,959
Speaker 2: for thirteen.

998
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 3: Years, exactly how to do it?

999
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: I love it. So I've always kind of been ticked off,

1000
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 2: I am, and that was before everything, you know, So

1001
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: I kind of just if the duel can go out.

1002
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure some people love that out. Sure, if it

1003
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 2: died by Tesla truck, that's just for me affirming everything

1004
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 2: I already knew.

1005
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 3: Right, gift, right, gift. You're correct. I think this is

1006
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: a definitely a gift, I think. And again I'm with

1007
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 3: you here. I have no idea what we're talking or

1008
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 3: thinking about, but I do know of these two things vaguely.

1009
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 3: I like to think that the Duo Lingo Owl did

1010
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 3: not die in vain. It's brought attention to how horrible

1011
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 3: just we always need to be talking about how horrible

1012
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 3: these trucks are. This brand, and the person behind well,

1013
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 3: he's not actually behind it. He just puts some money

1014
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 3: and he's a scam con artist. But the Duo Lingo Owl,

1015
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 3: it sacrificed itself so we could talk about Tesla trucks

1016
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 3: poorly on a podcast, and I think that's a gift.

1017
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 3: They're ugly, I mean, that's one of the billion problems

1018
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 3: with these stupid machines. The amount of them that I

1019
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 3: see is frightening.

1020
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 2: It's really disappointing.

1021
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 3: Rightening, but it does give you somebody to flip off

1022
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 3: on the road. They don't have to do anything, you

1023
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 3: don't have to even cut you off. You can just

1024
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 3: truly abuse these people. Honk, do whatever you want.

1025
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: I would just wind down and we don't go. Wow.

1026
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 3: Not like it's gonna be a nightmare to drive one

1027
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 3: of those. At this point where you're just like everyone

1028
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: hates me, you pull into a busy parking lot and

1029
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: you just have to wait till everyone is in the

1030
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 3: side of the store before you even get out of

1031
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 3: the stupid truck. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, you've gotten one right

1032
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 3: so far. This next one is from a listener named

1033
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: Emily Gift to a curse calling a forty five year

1034
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 3: old man whose name is Peter Peat a forty five

1035
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 3: year old man forty five.

1036
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're gonna feel on this, but

1037
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: I also just have to be true to myself.

1038
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 3: I think that's a good way to go.

1039
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 2: Get wrong. I need Oh why, well, first of all,

1040
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 2: I'm Australian. We don't like to say anyone's name. How

1041
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 2: it is.

1042
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 3: Australians love to put a y at the end of

1043
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 3: things or an id.

1044
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: Ah, love it it's the national pastime, literally is what

1045
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 2: I wake up for it in the morning. Well, can I

1046
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 2: shorten today? It's very important to me. I also do.

1047
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 2: I have a very dear friend of mine whose name

1048
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 2: is Peter, and he's always been Pety to me.

1049
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, always been pet to me, always been.

1050
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: It's a gift. But you know that's just that's culturally

1051
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 2: where I'm coming from, right right, yeah.

1052
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: Well, well, well, well you're right. I think p D's

1053
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: a nice name. I think that, you know, there are

1054
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: some nicknames that are horrible, and PD is towing the line.

1055
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 3: But sure I'll call a Peter p D. Why not?

1056
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 3: Who's stopping me? I mean, in a business meeting, you're

1057
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 3: referring to your colleague as p d 'or in some

1058
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 3: tricky territory. But it brings you are immediately in love

1059
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 3: with the PD. You can't be mad at PD completely.

1060
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: I also think, like a forty five year old man,

1061
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 2: claim Pete just kind of.

1062
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: Yes PD, PD. I don't know any pds. I know

1063
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: plenty of Peters, and I think if I called them PD,

1064
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 3: they'd be furious, oh too familiar. But as far as

1065
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 3: Emily and PD are concerned, who cares.

1066
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 2: I think you should try it with your Peter friends.

1067
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, just kind of. Maybe I'll text all of them

1068
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 3: after this podcast. Hi, Pete, no other no other text? Okay,

1069
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 3: you've gone two so far. Number three. This is from

1070
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: a listener named Mo. Gift to a curse when toilet

1071
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: paper is marketed as six equals twenty four or sixteen

1072
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 3: equals sixty four or twenty four equals one hundred and

1073
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 3: twenty three. I haven't seen that one, but we'll trust

1074
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 3: Mo here.

1075
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 2: I already know it's cause why I just think it's

1076
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: a lie.

1077
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 3: How so you don't think that a six actually equals

1078
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 3: twenty four?

1079
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 2: I just just make it twenty fo Like, why are

1080
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 2: we doing this? Why are we fucking around? Why can't

1081
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 2: we just have toilet paper? B? What it is?

1082
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: Wrong? It's a gift. It is a gift. Well, we

1083
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 3: were talking about me going to the grocery store like

1084
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 3: a museum early, and this to me is a little

1085
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 3: like bonus puzzle. When I get to go to the

1086
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 3: grocery store, I see this and I think, what does

1087
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 3: that mean? I've never thought about toilet paper math ever?

1088
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 3: What is even six rolls of toilet paper? What is

1089
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 3: twenty four? How do those equal each other? And then

1090
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 3: I'm just kind of standing there and it's giving me

1091
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 3: a reason to soak up the grocery store I have.

1092
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 3: You know, the toilet paper aisle is almost always empty

1093
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 3: and quiet, so I get to just kind of contemplate,

1094
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 3: how do twenty four rolls of toilet paper equal one

1095
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty three rolls of toilet paper? And have

1096
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 3: you gotten to the bottoment I haven't yet, and I

1097
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 3: hope I never do. I hope that this new trend

1098
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 3: of telling people that you can just literally if you

1099
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 3: own a toilet paper company, you can just put two

1100
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:59,399
Speaker 3: different numbers on it, and people nobody really knows se.

1101
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: Is I Sometimes I like being gaslet I do. Sometimes

1102
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 2: I like it.

1103
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 3: It feels nice to just have to be denied your reality.

1104
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a it's a lovely place to exist,

1105
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 2: of course, so I can see where you're coming from.

1106
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 2: I guess, depending on the depending on the time of

1107
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 2: the month, I would be like, yeah, I'm into that.

1108
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 3: Well, we all love it. It's a gift. You're wrong.

1109
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 3: You don't win the game, but I got two out

1110
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 3: of three, which is not terrible.

1111
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm big in you know, abundance.

1112
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,399
Speaker 3: I mean in toilet paper math, two out of three

1113
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:40,839
Speaker 3: is four hundred. Yeah, you can just say whatever. So

1114
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 3: maybe you in your own little world within the toilet

1115
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 3: paper industry, you may have won. Okay, all right, excellent.

1116
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 3: This is the final segment of the podcast. How do

1117
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 3: I always forget? I'm trying. We're trying to get rid

1118
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 3: of honor.

1119
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 4: Reality is being denied.

1120
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 3: Right o, God, you're not even a PU on this podcast?

1121
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 2: How dare you?

1122
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 3: What's happening on Alyse? Do you have your gift or

1123
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 3: a curse? On a lease? Now does their own gift

1124
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 3: or a curse?

1125
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 2: I do?

1126
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: Where they present one and we both have to play

1127
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 3: and see if who's right or wrong.

1128
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 4: A lot of wordy entries this week. So I'm just

1129
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 4: going to give one word for my gift or a curse. Okay,

1130
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 4: gift or a curse. Olives?

1131
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 3: Oh, do you want to go or should I go?

1132
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 2: I'll I'll let you take the lead on this one.

1133
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 3: Olives are a gift I for a lot of reasons.

1134
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,919
Speaker 3: First of all, it's a difficult thing for some people

1135
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 3: to eat. They don't love to eat, and olive it's

1136
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: a strong flavor, and you know, I think that the

1137
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 3: olive initially is one of these things that as a

1138
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: child you learn how to acquire a taste because you

1139
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 3: put one on your finger and it's fun and that

1140
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 3: makes up for the fact that it tastes porrible. And

1141
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 3: then you learn, oh, this tastes good. That's just your

1142
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 3: typical olive, black olive out of a can, and then

1143
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 3: you're on your way to eat all sorts of different olives.

1144
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 3: It's also the only food, tell me one other food

1145
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 3: that at a restaurant you can eat and then stick

1146
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 3: your fingers in your mouth and pull something out in

1147
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 3: front of polite company. For that alone, it's a gift.

1148
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 3: You get to chew up a thing and then in

1149
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 3: front of a you know, a client at a sales

1150
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:28,240
Speaker 3: lunch or your wife's parents, whoever, you stick your fingers

1151
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 3: in your mouth and pull out the pit and put

1152
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 3: it in a dish. I love that.

1153
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 2: I think I'm with you. I think it's a gift.

1154
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 2: I just well, I don't know about you. I always

1155
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: go to restaurants already too hungry. Hmm right, I'm already mad.

1156
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 2: I am furious actually that I've let it go this long.

1157
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 3: Yes, I know this feeling, my.

1158
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 2: Version is starting to go like dark around the edges,

1159
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: and the olives just come out so fast. Then they

1160
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 2: straight away there's no prep, No, just give me an olive.

1161
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit mad at how they're priced.

1162
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 3: Sometimes pricing is again I guess this is kind of

1163
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 3: a toilet paper issue. No one really knows how much

1164
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 3: an olive should cost, and so you can truly just

1165
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 3: charge whatever you want for it. But I'll pay it,

1166
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 3: of course, because you're like, well, maybe that is how

1167
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 3: much olives cost.

1168
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. My blood sugar is so long.

1169
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 3: I'm not an olive farmer. Maybe they are a dollar apiece,

1170
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 3: but yeah, I think that they're a gift on a lease.

1171
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 2: They're absolutely a gift.

1172
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 4: They're either First of all, I think they're delicious just

1173
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 4: personally speaking. But if you don't like them, then you

1174
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 4: can bond with somebody else and say like, hey, there's

1175
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 4: going to be somebody else at your table that likes them,

1176
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 4: and then you've now graciously given them something that they're

1177
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 4: going to enjoy, and that.

1178
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 3: Forges a connection, bringing everyone together, bringing them.

1179
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 4: All together, just like I did with this gift. Or yes,

1180
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 4: we're all united and on the same page.

1181
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 3: So we're all lotioned up and loving olives, moisturiz and

1182
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 3: I will say that there at the grocery store, Gelson's

1183
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 3: on Franklin Avenue, used to have an adorable little olive

1184
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 3: bar that was the shape of a wagon, an old

1185
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 3: fashioned covered wagon. It didn't make any sense to me,

1186
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 3: but I loved looking at the wagon full of olives. Really,

1187
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,439
Speaker 3: it's very cute. They got rid of it, probably because

1188
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 3: I made fun of it online, but I loved that thing. Anyway.

1189
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 3: I'm glad that we all we didn't have to get

1190
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 3: into a fight about that. Let's get into this. This

1191
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: is the final segment of the podcast. I said, no

1192
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 3: emails people write into I said, no gifts at gmail

1193
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 3: dot com begging for answers. We hope answer a question.

1194
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: I can do that.

1195
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, let's look at this. This is uh,

1196
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: dear Bridger on a lease and guests who's clearly just

1197
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 3: looking for attention. I'm interesting, Why me for fil I

1198
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 3: live in northern Maine and it has been snowing constantly

1199
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 3: over the month of February. Not my problem. The most

1200
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 3: recent snowstorm dropped half foot of snow and then a

1201
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 3: nice layer of ice all in the span of a

1202
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 3: few hours. The next day, my husband conveniently had errands

1203
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 3: to run, and so he got his car out of

1204
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 3: the driveway and left all of the rest of the

1205
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 3: shoveling to me. While I was shoveling the terribly heavy

1206
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 3: snow and contemplating how much effort a divorce takes, you

1207
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 3: just go on the reality show we talked about earlier.

1208
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 3: My wonderful neighbor came to my rescue and walked her

1209
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 3: snowblower over and helped me to clear the snow. I

1210
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 3: would like to get her something to show my appreciation

1211
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 3: for saving me and potentially my marriage. No, the marriage

1212
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 3: is done. The problem is I know nothing about this person.

1213
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 3: We have lived in our house for three years, and

1214
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 3: I have gone out of my way to avoid interactions

1215
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 3: with any neighbors. I am not a generally friendly person

1216
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 3: and am not in the market for new friends, so

1217
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 3: I see no reason to interact with anyone in my neighborhood. Okaykie,

1218
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 3: so what do you want? Given the fact that I

1219
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: am now indebted to my neighbor, I feel as though

1220
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 3: I could get her some I should get her something.

1221
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 3: The only things I know are this, she lives alone,

1222
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 3: has no children, and works in the medical field. I

1223
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 3: am throwing myself upon your mercy and expertise to humbly

1224
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 3: ask that you offer suggestions on what to get her.

1225
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 3: My profuse thanks, Elizabeth. Well, Elizabeth is okay. First of all,

1226
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 3: the marriage is absolutely over, clear as day. The husband

1227
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 3: is deadbeat. He's running his errands and isn't clearing. He's

1228
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 3: only clearing enough. He's leaving his wife to die in

1229
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 3: this frozen home.

1230
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. Is a snowblower a thing?

1231
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 3: Snowblower is a thing. It's a machine. What is that horn?

1232
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 3: Somebody is furious? Oh wow, cyber truck. Somebody just cut

1233
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 3: someone off. No, snowblower is kind of like a lawn

1234
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 3: or for the snow. You push it and it sucks

1235
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 3: up the snow and shoots it elsewhere. They're very convenient

1236
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 3: if you have a lot of snow. But you, I guess,

1237
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 3: would have never interacted with one coming from.

1238
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 2: I worked in Montreal for five years. Okay, very depressed

1239
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 2: in that city.

1240
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 3: Who is blowing? That's so crazy? You were in Montreal

1241
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 3: for five years and never saw snow blow?

1242
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 2: No? No, I well, no, I never saw a snowblower.

1243
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 3: Okay, saw shovels.

1244
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 2: Shovels and stuff like that.

1245
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, nip trucks.

1246
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,439
Speaker 2: I didn't love it.

1247
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 3: What are the French Canadians doing without their snowblowers?

1248
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I'm like in the middle of the city,

1249
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 2: so maybe that's not a thing in the middle.

1250
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 3: Of the so interesting. I have a good French Canadian friend,

1251
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 3: Chloe reach out. I feel like she. I can picture

1252
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 3: her behind a snowblower.

1253
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 2: It seems like an epic fucking piece of machine.

1254
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it has kind of like blades in it.

1255
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 3: It's kind of a scale machine. And Elizabeth's neighbor has

1256
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 3: one and she's showing it off. She probably paid too

1257
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 3: much for it, and she's like, I've got to use

1258
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 3: this as much as possible. Otherwise where why did I

1259
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 3: spend the money? Yeah, so what do we get? Elizabeth's lonely,

1260
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 3: childless doctor of a neighbor wants nothing to do with.

1261
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 2: They had ricks.

1262
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 3: You know, these dry winter months bring up you know,

1263
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 3: you've got a moisturize, moisturized moisturize, and so you reach

1264
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 3: out to ricks. A little couple named Jerry and Donna,

1265
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 3: who probably have a happy marriage. I'm sure they shovel

1266
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 3: the snow for each other, get a bottle of ricks

1267
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 3: and leave it on the neighbor's doorstep.

1268
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 2: I think even the childless deserve to be moisturized. That's

1269
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 2: how I feel.

1270
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 3: That's their new slogan. Even the childless deserve to be moisturized.

1271
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 2: We've come up with a whole new marketing team. This

1272
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: podcast is one big ad.

1273
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 3: Jerry and Donna. If I don't hear from you within

1274
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 3: a week, I will burn your company to the ground. Okay,

1275
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 3: so the lotion, a whole basket of this is a

1276
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 3: great idea. Oh, basket of lotion is very silence of lambs.

1277
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 3: We're getting into some scary territory. But Elizabeth obviously wants

1278
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 3: to be scary. She's complaining, she's avoiding her neighbors. She's

1279
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 3: being just this antisocial psychopath. Her husband is trying to

1280
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 3: get out, the neighbor is trying to help. Obviously, Elizabeth's

1281
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 3: life is a mess.

1282
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 2: I'm a little confused about what Elizabeth wants.

1283
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 3: In general, you know, not just from the neighbor, not

1284
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 3: just from her husband. What does she want out of life?

1285
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 2: I follow it would be nice.

1286
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not Elizabeth, do not write back in.

1287
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 2: What do you want?

1288
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 3: Elizabeth? The gift Elizabeth Okay, needs to give this neighbor

1289
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 3: is to find out who she is, and the neighbor

1290
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 3: will benefit from that in some way once Elie has

1291
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 3: become a whole person and accepted who she is and

1292
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 3: not just somebody who writes in and complains to podcasts,

1293
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 3: because that's not acceptable.

1294
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 2: I think you're on a good track.

1295
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 3: Then, Elizabeth, you got your answer. We answered it perfectly.

1296
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 3: Don't write back it. Well, are you sure I've got? Now?

1297
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 3: I'm going to be fully moisturized at all times, even

1298
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 3: out on the go with my green bag, and people

1299
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 3: are going to be touching me and I'm going to

1300
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 3: feel great. I can rub my hands out on whoever

1301
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 3: I want and they'll be fine with it. It's really

1302
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 3: given me permission to just do, to become kind of

1303
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 3: a neighborhood nuisance. Yeah.

1304
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 2: I like caress on the cheek of a stranger.

1305
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 3: You know, the grocery line. Somebody just feels my hand

1306
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 3: and they love it.

1307
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 2: They love it. They're gonna say, whoa hold on it?

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Speaker 2: What moisturize it is? You? Just wait.

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Speaker 3: My hands on their hips. I've had such a lovely

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Speaker 3: time with you. You do, thank you for being here

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Speaker 3: and listener, I'm sure you're already on your way to

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Speaker 3: buy ricks at your local organic grosser what have you.

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01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 3: And so that's something you can do with your rest

1314
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Speaker 3: of your day. That's all I'll tell you. The podcast

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Speaker 3: is over. I love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts

1316
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on

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Speaker 3: Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

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Speaker 3: The theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and

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Speaker 3: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

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Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram at I said no Gifts,

1321
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Speaker 3: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1322
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Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

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Speaker 3: the gifts? Ivan?

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Speaker 2: Did you hear?

1325
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: Fun a man myself perfectly clear?

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Speaker 3: And you're I.

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Speaker 1: Guess you gotta come to me empty And I said,

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Speaker 1: no guests, your own presences, presents en I already had

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Speaker 1: too much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey

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Speaker 1: me