Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, well, well, hello, Dan,
Speaker 1: Hi Larry. Are we feeling I'm under the weather, but
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling as bad as you are. That was
Speaker 1: That was a bad trip to New England. You lost
Speaker 1: seventeen units last week. Oh, I'm well aware, trust me,
Speaker 1: you're Larry. You're minus thirty eight units this year. I
Speaker 1: I know, I'm well aware. Dan. I have a couple
Speaker 1: of friends who but on how I'm doing. Uh, you
Speaker 1: bet nineteen units on college football a lone Land week.
Speaker 1: You said it was to pay for Christmas. There's some
Speaker 1: shitty Christmas kids coming. Everyone's getting cold this year. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: one of my boy Pumpy, Dan, My boy Pumpy said
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving's gonna pay for Christmas. Nothing. Nursing's gonna pay for Christie,
Speaker 1: my wife's and nurse Dylan in the rest of the world.
Speaker 1: If you don't know that, I think everyone knew that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they did. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they did, but at least Larry explains something. Uh, Shay
Speaker 1: joining us. You're still in Germany. Absolutely, Guten tog Danny, Okay,
Speaker 1: Guten todd. Uh you are coming back right supposedly we
Speaker 1: leave tomorrow. Okay. Uh. Let's see, you lost two units
Speaker 1: last week. That's not bad, that's not that's not true.
Speaker 1: I don't count pump that offs against me. Ray marked
Speaker 1: that downs w they were up twenty one nothing. That's
Speaker 1: absolutely larky that they lost that. Gay, Well, it shows
Speaker 1: that you lost two units. You're minus fifteen on the season.
Speaker 1: Dylan was even last week. Dylan is plus nine units even,
Speaker 1: pretty damn good press the competition here. It was a
Speaker 1: blood bath. That was a blood bath this week. Up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really was, Dylan. You want to recap anything, surely? Um.
Speaker 1: Obviously the big the highlight of the week was fading
Speaker 1: Larry's lock Colts minus two. That was an easy one
Speaker 1: that actually built me because I didn't do so hot. Um,
Speaker 1: But thank you for that one, Larry. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I'm just not used to Larry being picked on like
Speaker 1: this when it comes to gambling, Larry, Larry, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to handle it down. We're good. I think
Speaker 1: you traditionally do the ship talking, right, Larry, Yes, yes
Speaker 1: he does. We'll be back to that, don't worry. Did
Speaker 1: anyone watch the end of that Colts game? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna talk about them Ryan's spot? Yes? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: He slid hey dove head first for the first down
Speaker 1: market He was never touched. He slid well over the
Speaker 1: first down marker. And when it came up and I
Speaker 1: said fourth, and I said I'll be fourth in a
Speaker 1: names or something. It was fourth and three. But but
Speaker 1: but Larry, they're looking at the head first slide the
Speaker 1: same way they are his feet first, and so it
Speaker 1: came himself up. Yes, when he's diving for a first down.
Speaker 1: I think I would have challenged that, but I guess
Speaker 1: Jeff Saturday want to keep all this time. I was,
Speaker 1: and his challenge, I mean, are you kidding? Uh? Shaw?
Speaker 1: You got anything you want a bit about? Yeah? The
Speaker 1: oh you game? It's absolutely bullshit up twenty one nothing
Speaker 1: cruising easy and washing on an illegal stream at a
Speaker 1: beer garden at Munich. I'm happy. Everybody else around me
Speaker 1: is happy. He having some chicken schnitzel, having some Bill schnitzel,
Speaker 1: having some pretzels and beer, and then I wake up
Speaker 1: in the next morning and they're all toast. It's a
Speaker 1: bunch of that's not real, Danny. That's a win, but
Speaker 1: it is market as a w right. How many? How
Speaker 1: many people show up at the beer house watching college
Speaker 1: football in Germany? No nobody. I'm watching it illegally on
Speaker 1: my phone. I got illegal stream and they're just they're playing.
Speaker 1: They have this weird game, Danny. It's like shuffle board,
Speaker 1: but with huge like you know the game Sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those little those little, those little things you play sorry
Speaker 1: with what they're massive and there and their metal and
Speaker 1: they hurl them down the shuffle board looking thing and
Speaker 1: they scream in German and everything sounds like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're getting cussed out or you're gonna die. It's just
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, they're freaking out. Anybody else want
Speaker 1: to complain about anything before we move on, Dylan, I
Speaker 1: think I'm all right. Iowa and uh, the Giants both
Speaker 1: screwed me taking the over this week. Um, your big
Speaker 1: dog Parlay lost again. Yeah, I didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 1: I mean Georgia, Georgia. I'm kind of out on Georgia
Speaker 1: covering the spread, but you know that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: I'ld take finishing even that Steelers game really helped me out. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: let's look ahead to uh college football this week. Dylan
Speaker 1: will start with you, alrighty dan Um and traditional fashion.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a stupid bet. I'm taking l s U
Speaker 1: money line against Georgia plus six fifty Wow, which, uh,
Speaker 1: seventeen and a half is the spread, Georgia by seventeen
Speaker 1: and a half. That seemed I'd liked LS with the
Speaker 1: points there too, but I'm I'm risking it all. Um,
Speaker 1: that's for a unit and then two unit bets. I
Speaker 1: got Perdue plus seventeen against Michigan, especially coming off the
Speaker 1: win over Ohio State. I think they're in a little
Speaker 1: upset spot here. Jeff Rom's good coach. Yeah, produce legit um.
Speaker 1: And then I'm taking us C minus three against Utah.
Speaker 1: I kind of waffled on this one, um, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. USC looks pretty good. You kind of called
Speaker 1: that one, No, I didn't, kind of I did how
Speaker 1: you called that one. I got Picture Day Ray telling
Speaker 1: mclock lock of the Year C J. Stroud, Heisman and
Speaker 1: I was like, he's got one game and he better
Speaker 1: be great in that game. Yeah, and Ray told me
Speaker 1: to hop on CJ. You know I forgot and I'm
Speaker 1: glad I forgot good. Yeah, all of a sudden, Ray
Speaker 1: is saying, oh, Lock of the Year. I felt really
Speaker 1: good about that one. I just needed him to play
Speaker 1: well against Michigan and he was gonna get it. But
Speaker 1: obviously that didn't happen, and Cayley Williams looks unbelievable. But
Speaker 1: the c J. Stroud thing is, even if c J.
Speaker 1: Stroud played well against Michigan and they won, Caleb Williams
Speaker 1: to me, still had the better chance with standalone games.
Speaker 1: He had three, where you know c J. Stroud was
Speaker 1: then going to have this game this weekend, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know if that was going to be enough. Well,
Speaker 1: my thinking with it was as I saw Notre Dame
Speaker 1: on the schedule in U C l A. So if
Speaker 1: they had two losses, I didn't think they were going
Speaker 1: to get CAYLEB Williams to win the Heisman with the
Speaker 1: two loss team. And I liked Ohio State underfield. But
Speaker 1: it didn't work out. Yeah, it did did not They
Speaker 1: actually got this ship kicked out of them, right, yes
Speaker 1: they did. Um, And then I have one last college
Speaker 1: bet Dan. I actually Ray again and his infant wisdom
Speaker 1: was very high on two Lane minus three and a
Speaker 1: half this week, So I'm putting five units on UCF
Speaker 1: plus three and a half. Wait, are you doing this
Speaker 1: just because Ray, who's not even involved in the gambling?
Speaker 1: I mean that is enough. Yes, but no, I actually
Speaker 1: like UCF here and everyone's high on two lane. Their
Speaker 1: due to come back to earth. I do love I
Speaker 1: love two Lanes uniforms. They're awesome. Green Wave is a great,
Speaker 1: great great great units all right, Shay, college football, don't
Speaker 1: call it a come back, Danny, TCU minus two and
Speaker 1: a half the fighting Jake Hayner's plus three and a half.
Speaker 1: That's Fresno North Texas. Even though they destroyed me last week,
Speaker 1: it was a bad week to bet them UNT plus
Speaker 1: eight and a half. Uh, that's where we're out on
Speaker 1: college football, Danny. And did you have basketball as well?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's time, Danny. It's time. I got Kansas
Speaker 1: State plus one and a half. But Ler and got
Speaker 1: the depth of Kansas State's got way more talent. Let's
Speaker 1: get weird, Okay, I are those all one units? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm not getting not cotting crazy all right? And that
Speaker 1: brings us to bad the emphasis on bad Larry college
Speaker 1: football introduction. There man, just college football, Dylan. I've known
Speaker 1: Larry for twenty five years and I've never I've never
Speaker 1: had him in this position where he is. He is stumbling,
Speaker 1: bumbling and fumbling and just not used to agree. I
Speaker 1: agree with Shay on one pick and I got I
Speaker 1: agree with Dyldon on a pick what I sent him
Speaker 1: last night. I'm gonna stay with I like Georgia in
Speaker 1: that game, but I'm afraid of the seventeen or seventeen
Speaker 1: a half. So I'm taking over into Georgia game at
Speaker 1: fifty one and I think TCU bitch slaps case stay
Speaker 1: saw TCU minus the two against k State and he
Speaker 1: got me down. You're still stealing half a kick him
Speaker 1: while he's down. Yeah, holy man, Okay, TC one US
Speaker 1: two and a half and over George at the two
Speaker 1: units each and before we go to NFL. I just
Speaker 1: had I went to raise early for my lunch and
Speaker 1: uh I mess him who guaranteeing uh yukon tonight in
Speaker 1: college basketball because I'll put it on a shell liar's
Speaker 1: gonna win. I think they've given eight and a half.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who he said they were playing,
Speaker 1: but he said Yukon is pretty good if she's gonna
Speaker 1: go with a basketball bat. I want just one unit
Speaker 1: because I don't trust this guy that much. One unit
Speaker 1: on Ukon College hoop tonight tonight, Oklahoma State UK and
Speaker 1: a half Yukon minus eight and a half. Okay, all right, yep,
Speaker 1: one unit he will if if the game wins, I'll
Speaker 1: name him next week. He doesn't get named yet. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're your source. Okay, uh, really quick, dan Um. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Kay and Larry both have TCU, so I have to
Speaker 1: take Kansas stay plus two and a half. But this
Speaker 1: has you. You. You said you're gonna stop being stupid
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. You're no, But you're no. But Dan
Speaker 1: actually though, I mean, I don't have the numbers in
Speaker 1: front of me, but I think every time I've faded
Speaker 1: both Shane and Larry when they're in agreement on a bet,
Speaker 1: it's worked out pretty Okay. You have one loss, you
Speaker 1: have won three and one. I know the number. Picture
Speaker 1: picture day, Ray, you got those efforting right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: just make sure you write all this down. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just want to a unit number, Dylan, because I'm right, Ray,
Speaker 1: I love you, but I'm not trusting your numbers and
Speaker 1: don't seem to be getting away with stuff. I will.
Speaker 1: I will also be putting two units on that two units, okay,
Speaker 1: right right? Make one right now? Units? Oh? I like this?
Speaker 1: Anybody else, we all go und let's go this only
Speaker 1: is there one chance of making the playoffs? You think
Speaker 1: they're gonna give it up? Yeah? Minds for units on
Speaker 1: that game. Okay, I love this ship. Anything else, I'm good, Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: NFL already, uh tonight, I'm taking the Bills minus three
Speaker 1: and a half against the Patriots. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel about this one, but I don't know. The
Speaker 1: Bills are due to kick the crap out of someone.
Speaker 1: They've been kind of fumbling and bumbling. Did you know
Speaker 1: Josh Allen leads the NFL and interceptions. Yeah, I actually
Speaker 1: I saw that the other day. What else Broncos Ravens
Speaker 1: under thirty five and a half or thirty eight and
Speaker 1: a half. Then this has been sitting under my nose
Speaker 1: all season, the Broncos under his ten and one. I
Speaker 1: was busy dicking around with giants. It was right under
Speaker 1: my nose the whole time. But I'm also going to
Speaker 1: commanders giants under forty. Oh you have to have to.
Speaker 1: And then Eagles minus four and a half against the Titans.
Speaker 1: And these are all two units. And there are a
Speaker 1: lot of people, according to draft Kings, who are betting
Speaker 1: the Titans. Titans big puppet us to cover. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: let me see bad, Larry. I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to change your luck a little bit.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, although I sent teams in last night,
Speaker 1: almost looks like Dylan sees my picks. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: Why would Dylan care about your picks? This is like
Speaker 1: a weirdo world. It's not like you're cheating off somebody's
Speaker 1: paper who's a Rhodes scholar. I mean, Larry, if I
Speaker 1: was doing that, I'd be Chapter Levin right now. That
Speaker 1: would be bankruptcy. Larry, Okay, I understand, NFL. Give me
Speaker 1: your picks. Buffalo minus three, I gotta make it three
Speaker 1: and a half. I already heard. I already heard that
Speaker 1: Buffalo minus tree against the Patriots. But I'm heading out.
Speaker 1: These are all three unit beests by the way, and
Speaker 1: I sent him in last night Buffalo minus at three
Speaker 1: and a half. Over in that game, the Buffalo game
Speaker 1: at forty three, just in case the Patriots stay close.
Speaker 1: Vikings minus three against the Jets and under the Jets
Speaker 1: at forty four half. Yeah, why why not? Ravens minus
Speaker 1: eight against the Broncos. Okay, you're not saying eight and
Speaker 1: a half. No, I only give you know the same.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm waiting, Larry. I am not I'm not again,
Speaker 1: I'm not antil I am pro Larry. Thank you. Dan
Speaker 1: Raven's minus eight against the Broncos. Titans plus five against
Speaker 1: the Eagle four. I didn't hear that already. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: four and a half. I'm just reading off my paper.
Speaker 1: And play the victim. You play the victim so well.
Speaker 1: I've never been here. I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what you well you are playing the victim. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so Titans plus four and a half. I had a
Speaker 1: minus four and a half, right, Titans plus four and
Speaker 1: a half. Yeah, over the Lions at fifty one and
Speaker 1: the Saints plus four against the Bucks. Those last two
Speaker 1: best lines Over and the Bucks are only two units.
Speaker 1: The other all the other ones were three units. Shay
Speaker 1: and Danny got the duevo Yorko Hogante's plus three Chicago Bears. Wait, wait, no,
Speaker 1: it's the Giants are plus two and a half. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is highway. It's changes everything like this one it
Speaker 1: it's Giants plus two and a half. The fine, fine
Speaker 1: plus four and a half. Don't bet against Taylor, Heinek
Speaker 1: against the spread. I'm gonna do it all day. Uh
Speaker 1: and the a t Aliens plus one? All right? So
Speaker 1: Atlanta minus one against the Steelers. What that's what I've
Speaker 1: got here? Atlanta minus one line movement into my favor. Fine,
Speaker 1: Atlanta minus one. I gotta update my car. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The Bears are plus four and a half. Right, you
Speaker 1: got that? All right? Yeah? Yeah? I got that. Still
Speaker 1: and and Bray make my Kansas state the basketball bet?
Speaker 1: Make that two units. We're getting weird. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for basketball. Something's got to get me going. Yeah, anything, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you've got anything else to Yeah? I have one last thing.
Speaker 1: So the the gentleman who works at the bodega near
Speaker 1: my apartment also degenerate gambler. So we'll talk shops sometimes.
Speaker 1: And I walked in the other days, like, bro, you
Speaker 1: have to take Morocco to win the World Cup. So
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, the Morocco's plus ten thousand. You're
Speaker 1: great at these. We never even charge you though at
Speaker 1: the end of the year, tinfoil hat Larry O. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, yeah, I actually I'm gonna confirm.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bet it anyways, but I'll confirm and get
Speaker 1: back to everyone. Is that one that one unit on
Speaker 1: Taco winning at all hundred to one? You tipped off
Speaker 1: by a soccer insider? Yep, Larry's getting tips at the
Speaker 1: Delhi that he or cafe that he goes to. There's
Speaker 1: some real backroom dealings going on. Yeah, Dan, I have
Speaker 1: to give you. Yeah, I mean I thought above been
Speaker 1: it that day and I just didn't like Dylan said,
Speaker 1: I just forgot about that and it but you made
Speaker 1: sense when you said it. And he's got to be
Speaker 1: the front runner now, right Oh yeah, heavy, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was That was probably the only coherent argument ever made
Speaker 1: on this show, I think, And and he was like
Speaker 1: plus seven D when Dan put it out, and yeah
Speaker 1: he was plush and raised the masters like yeah, at
Speaker 1: least Dan, I only forgot about the bet and didn't
Speaker 1: Dylan went the other way against you or he already
Speaker 1: had that bet. No, no, he didn't. He forgot to
Speaker 1: forgot to bet it too. He forgot to bet c J. Stround,
Speaker 1: but he bet the Ohio state guy. Yeah, c J. Stroond, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he forgot. By the way, Shay and Irving has his
Speaker 1: podcast and that's separate from this one, but equally entertaining
Speaker 1: as he inches closer to the degenerative the year. More
Speaker 1: candidates or have you narrowed the field down? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a couple more candidates next week. Voting
Speaker 1: ends on Christmas Eve, so get your get your boats
Speaker 1: in that. Uh we got We've got a few. I
Speaker 1: think Kim Kardashian's gonna be next nominee. Waiting for waiting
Speaker 1: for her since the statement a bit belon thiaga, but
Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. We'll talk about it. That's
Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, Ouch, she's up there. Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving podcast. Wherever you get your podcast, you can look
Speaker 1: forward listen to it. And uh we thank you guys
Speaker 1: for gathering all around the globe to bring this entertainment
Speaker 1: to this audience. Yes, um say are you this the
Speaker 1: other guy on that text? Day started night or two
Speaker 1: nights to go? Cricket phone is breaking up again? Your
Speaker 1: cricket phone is breaking up. You're in Germany, my man,
Speaker 1: don't blind on my phone? Yeah, the WiFi works, your brother,
Speaker 1: it's first world baby. Um, are you guys on a thread?
Speaker 1: Are you texting each other? We started like two nights
Speaker 1: ago or something I got and it was Dylan and
Speaker 1: Ray and myself and it's a third guy or Charm.
Speaker 1: I just want to make if that's Shade before I
Speaker 1: start ripping him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. Who
Speaker 1: else would it be? Okay? Because the guy from your
Speaker 1: both banka and yeah, I'm gonna throw him in there too. Okay,
Speaker 1: now I know who I'm talking to. Good now we're
Speaker 1: now we'll get uh, we'll open it up a little bit,
Speaker 1: right you have some wait hold up? Yes, right, So,
Speaker 1: since we're fair on this podcast, Larry, remember when we
Speaker 1: screwed you on that navy bet a while ago because
Speaker 1: she had brought it up. So, Shade, the giants are
Speaker 1: actually plus two now against the commanders, so not two
Speaker 1: and a half. So in fairness to Larry, I feel
Speaker 1: like we might have to give you the plus two there. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's what it is, it's plus two. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We did this, I think two weeks ago. The only
Speaker 1: one I really remember, Ray, and I appreciated. The one
Speaker 1: I remember is when I was up in Maine a
Speaker 1: couple of years, a year ago, and I had Buffalo
Speaker 1: and it was like six and then you guys are
Speaker 1: yelling and went to seven or eight and nine, then
Speaker 1: went to ten or something. That's the one I really
Speaker 1: remember was that during the COVID time when they were
Speaker 1: skipping out like oh, like I think ten starters were
Speaker 1: out with COVID. I think that might have been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't aware of it. And you know, Larry, these
Speaker 1: lines are locked in right now, no matter what happens
Speaker 1: after this, in the next five minutes, when we hang up,
Speaker 1: these are the numbers that were locked in on. I agree.
Speaker 1: I know that. Now, Dan go ahead, but we text
Speaker 1: Ray to bets. We say, hey, Ray, these are the
Speaker 1: bets are gonna make. Here are the numbers. I'm looking
Speaker 1: right at draft kings. If the line moves after that,
Speaker 1: why am I then punished for making the right bet? Well,
Speaker 1: we can't do it right when you're ready to make
Speaker 1: your selection. We have to do it and when we
Speaker 1: do the show, and you can change your bet if
Speaker 1: the line is different. I'm not locking you in on it.
Speaker 1: Let's say you made your bet and and they went
Speaker 1: against you, and you locked it in last night. I'm
Speaker 1: not holding you to that. I'm holding you to what
Speaker 1: we have right now. It can work. I was I
Speaker 1: was driving home from Maine and I'm getting my Chicago
Speaker 1: Bear bet. I thought I had like four or whatever
Speaker 1: whatever the numbers were, and and Trevor Simeon Tourism appendant
Speaker 1: for every day, and he wasn't gonna start, and the
Speaker 1: line went to eight. I'm saying, how do I get
Speaker 1: stuck with that line? But I'm sorry they lost any
Speaker 1: Sorry I open this up. I got no complaints every here,
Speaker 1: Guys are just I'm just trying to make it better.
Speaker 1: You're whining and a hey, what's the money line on
Speaker 1: the Hagante's They are plus one fifteen? Give me half
Speaker 1: a unit there, right right? Halfy half a unit? That's
Speaker 1: happy you a little expense, So a half a unit?
Speaker 1: Oh I everybody here, good health, one shot today and
Speaker 1: put a whole unit on it. Yeah, relax, I know
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Layer you don't you down nine units
Speaker 1: in half a year. All right, thanks for joining us,
Speaker 1: and once again Shaye and Irving Podcast and uh bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Shaye and Irving actually Shay and Germany and Dylan our
Speaker 1: graphics guy. We'll talk to you next week. Play nice everybody,
Speaker 1: Thanks guy, enjoy. Good luck, y'all. Good luck,