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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. Do you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, literally, anything you want. You

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything. We always keep everybody anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call in to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. So on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm just gonna say a word and then

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, I'll say a word in the English. I

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Speaker 1: don't I'll say a word and that will be the

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Speaker 1: name of our callers. So, Oyster banana soup. Oyster banana soup.

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Speaker 1: That sounds delicious. Oyster banana soup. What does that sound like?

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Speaker 1: Do you sound pretty good? Yeah, I'll go with it.

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Speaker 1: Oyster banana soup. What is your dirty little secret? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I this is a practical thing and I am

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Speaker 1: a student, So before I want everyone to keep that

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Speaker 1: in mind. Are you just in mind what you're doing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're you're trying to get out ahead of It's a

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Speaker 1: money saving, time saving and I don't think I'm hurting anyone.

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Speaker 1: You don't think you're hurting anyone? All right, well, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? So every time I visit someone's house,

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Speaker 1: I take something from their kitchen, So in like a

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Speaker 1: family and friend's house, other is like a family member.

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Speaker 1: Anyone's anyone's house that I go to. Okay, anytime I'm

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen, I collect things. Is this like a

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Speaker 1: strange addiction that you have? No, I'm building up my kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I'm a college one. Okay, So instead of going to bed,

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Speaker 1: bath and beyond, you just still random things from people's

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Speaker 1: kitchens so you can build up your own supply. Yes. Well,

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Speaker 1: we started off with silverware, so I went to a

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Speaker 1: friend's house and just took one four one spoon, and

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Speaker 1: one knife. Then it just continues. My kitchen. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of a mishmash of things, like nothing matches. But I

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Speaker 1: don't mind. I didn't have to spend any money on it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not hurting anyone. Okay. So do you hide

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Speaker 1: stuff when people come over or how can you remember? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Have you stolen that much stuff for your kitchen? I well,

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Speaker 1: I just take little things like salt and pepper, sugars.

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Speaker 1: Things are usually nondescript. Okay, So yeah, do you remember though,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you've stolen that much stuff from your

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Speaker 1: friends and family and whoever, whoever's house you go to,

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Speaker 1: how do you remember whose is? What's who is? What's it?

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Speaker 1: Whose is? What item? Like? Do you have to hide

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Speaker 1: a salad spoon and fork, you know, the big ones?

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Speaker 1: Or have you ever take spa you know the salad

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Speaker 1: spoon and fork mix salad combo, the salad combo. I

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Speaker 1: do have an ongoing list of who I've taken from what,

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Speaker 1: So before somebody comes over, I just know what. Oh

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Speaker 1: you sound like Jubils X not not not with that,

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Speaker 1: but she was just Actually it's like she would just

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Speaker 1: keep track of everybody she met and information about them

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Speaker 1: so that she could recall it. Oh that's normal, that

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Speaker 1: is super normal. So you have like an Excel spreadsheet

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Speaker 1: of like this is my friend Jack's spoon, next time

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Speaker 1: he's over, don't use this spoon picture of it? Or

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Speaker 1: I have Yeah, I have an ongoing list on my

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Speaker 1: phone right, Okay, So what's the most expensive item you

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Speaker 1: think you've stolen from a friend? Oh? Okay, So I

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Speaker 1: had a really big purse and this took a lot

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Speaker 1: of planning on my part. I took a blender, a

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Speaker 1: blender to be like, yeah, I it was a little

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Speaker 1: sketched out to take it. It's a really nice blender.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it like the the Ninjas? No, it's the

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Speaker 1: better ones than what what is it? Which one do

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Speaker 1: you have? Yes? The vitamins us A vitamins E. Those

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Speaker 1: ones they're like, it's five hundred dollars? Are they big?

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Speaker 1: Like a kitchen aide? Is that next one of the

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Speaker 1: big one of the big ones that stir like cakes

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Speaker 1: or whatever for a bunch of people. If I could

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Speaker 1: get my hands on a kitchen aide, I would be thrilled.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you were heavy, all right, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirt a little secret, and you're

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Speaker 1: never invite it over to our places for dinner. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: come again, and never buy The Jebel Show on demand.