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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today this Friday.

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Speaker 1: The subject is, if my wife hates her, I have

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Speaker 1: to hate her too. If my wife hates her, I

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Speaker 1: have to hate her too. But we'll get into that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that. If you want to keep your wife, Man,

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Speaker 1: you ain't got the hater. Damn show be not make

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Speaker 1: a defensive Come all right, we'll get into the Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into the strawberry letter, but first the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone call. What's you got

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Speaker 1: for us? Ne? Can I claim your keys? Can I

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Speaker 1: claim your key? There ain't not wrong with it. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: That was reasonable to me. And I love you to

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Speaker 1: sing your song again whenever you get a chance. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Devin,

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Speaker 1: Devin Ya, hey Devin, how you doing? Man? My name

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Speaker 1: is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to reach out

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Speaker 1: to you. You your your your son? Uh he plays

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Speaker 1: uh basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the

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Speaker 1: one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball team. Right, yea,

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Speaker 1: everything all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything

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Speaker 1: good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.

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Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times Man at the game.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me, Manu, light skinned

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Speaker 1: brother about about six ft. Yeah, I probably met you probably,

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Speaker 1: you know, i'd be so intense with the game. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually, man, wanted

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Speaker 1: to ho let you about about your son. Man, um

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Speaker 1: you you? Um are you? Are you? Are you working

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Speaker 1: right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Like? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean you have a you have a steady job,

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Speaker 1: is what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what

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Speaker 1: you get in that though? Like you know, I thought

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Speaker 1: you were calling about the basketball team, like uniforms. I know,

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Speaker 1: we got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want

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Speaker 1: donation for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what I was asking? So, so, I mean you you

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Speaker 1: got a regular nine to five job you go to

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Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, I gotta nine five. I mean

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Speaker 1: things is kind of crazy. But I was just kind

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Speaker 1: of short, but you know, I still I still work.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what was going on? You need a job

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Speaker 1: of talking. No, no, no, I'm just checking, man. See

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Speaker 1: what I wanted to get at you about, Man, is

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Speaker 1: seeing are you gonna are you gonna clean your son

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Speaker 1: on your income tax? Did you hold on? Bro? Now?

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Speaker 1: Am I going to claim my son on my taxes

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Speaker 1: this year? Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent.

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Speaker 1: So you're asking some real personal questions now, you know,

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Speaker 1: like you're the guy that you just said you know

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Speaker 1: me from the basketball team that my sons play on

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Speaker 1: basis you know, and now you've don't jump from the

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Speaker 1: Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?

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Speaker 1: And do I have a steady income? I mean, like

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income and

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Speaker 1: I'm claiming my fun What I mean what you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get at Bro? Well we'll see, man, what I

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Speaker 1: was thinking. You know, I just want to read you

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Speaker 1: seem like cool dude when I saw you at the gym. Man,

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Speaker 1: what I was gonna ask you, Bro, is you know

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Speaker 1: see right now, Man, when I get through with my

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Speaker 1: taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. But now I see if I claim a

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Speaker 1: child as my dependent, Man, they're gonna give me by

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Speaker 1: twenty two hundred. You see what I'm saying and what

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get at you about, man, is you

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Speaker 1: know you let me clean as my son, you know,

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Speaker 1: so I can gonna get this good money. Bro, Bro, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I mean what all due respect, bro, you're talking about

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Speaker 1: you want to clean my son on taxes? Hold on,

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Speaker 1: but I don't even know you. You're talking about you

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Speaker 1: seeing me at my son's basketball game. You might be

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Speaker 1: the police for all I know. Bro, you sound like

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Speaker 1: the police. No, no, no, it ain't. It ain't. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man. I

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Speaker 1: ain't ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,

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Speaker 1: they're to hit me off of this eight hunted. Well,

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Speaker 1: see I can get twenty three hunted. Man, I kick

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Speaker 1: you down too fifty. You understand I'm saying many everybody too,

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Speaker 1: Simpty you crazy? Now you sound like joke, bro, because

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Speaker 1: now you're insult to me. You're telling me you want

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Speaker 1: to claim mom now for some when you old money.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you food so I can make

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Speaker 1: two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.

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Speaker 1: When I claimed my kids. I'm getting the same exact

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Speaker 1: like you're getting. I'm getting twenty three hundred too, So

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Speaker 1: what doll like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Okay, when I'm the one

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Speaker 1: stuck over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting.

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Speaker 1: Ask you to look out for a brother. Man, you say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: look out. You know my check and cut from forty

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Speaker 1: hours a week to thirteen hours a week, and I

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Speaker 1: still got these little sacks to me for Jordan's Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 1: They never put us down. That's why I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you don't

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Speaker 1: even see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're talking about bro. No two fifty. Bro.

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Speaker 1: When I claim me two little, I'm getting twenty three

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Speaker 1: a piece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take two

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Speaker 1: fifty from you for? I don't even know you like that?

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Speaker 1: So I man, you ain't got it. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: a trip. Man, Then if you was my bro, you're

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Speaker 1: my people, you know, maybe we could do a little something.

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Speaker 1: I can understand that, But Bro, you ain't gonna get

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Speaker 1: me no two fifty when I'm getting the same thing

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Speaker 1: they offering you point three hundred. It's comment money, Frost.

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Speaker 1: So why did I'm supposed to do? What am I

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Speaker 1: opposed to do? Davin? Tell me that. I mean, bro,

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Speaker 1: what you posted through is go how you see clean

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Speaker 1: that little every year and you will get what I

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Speaker 1: get for these look that I'm seeing in clothing every day.

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Speaker 1: That's what You're gonna have to do. My hour was done,

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Speaker 1: got cut from forty to fifteen hours a week. I

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Speaker 1: had to go pick me up the little side of you. Understand,

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Speaker 1: you gotta change your ways. You out there trying to

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Speaker 1: get me locked up for government scams. What I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to do, man, is get this eight hundred off my

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Speaker 1: bad dog. That's all I'm trying that. Ain't nobody trying

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Speaker 1: to get no trouble man. But you're still talking about

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Speaker 1: getting you a hunting and getting me locked up. Now

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Speaker 1: you got me. I'm out and working hard to support

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Speaker 1: my kids, man. But I ain't for the city and

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Speaker 1: go through That's what you know. More, Man, I ain't

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Speaker 1: for the city and go through that with your normal.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna help me with this money or not, Brian,

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Speaker 1: help you with need. I see you on Saturday. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna you up. Bro, Thomas, Bro, I need your

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Speaker 1: son so to security number right now, that's what I need. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something broad. What you look like? Bro?

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Speaker 1: You said you and you're gonna stop six ft bro

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Speaker 1: when I see you. When I step in that ship, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm on your You ain't on that. You ain't on

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Speaker 1: blazing Bro, you got to bring that damn social Security number.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find him. Okay, Cool,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 1: You're lifting to me on my phone. Brok to this fool.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening to me, your last statement you want

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Speaker 1: on your tombstone? Bro, This is Nephew Timing from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got prank baby? This

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Speaker 1: nephew tim me? Man, what's up? Devin? Who you got

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Speaker 1: me out here? Man? You got he? Do? You got

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Speaker 1: a boy that you work with? Name? Yeah? Crazy? Put

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Speaker 1: me up to this man, Get work a man, keep

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Speaker 1: doing what you do. One. We need good daddies in

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Speaker 1: the world. Brother man. And one more thing. Man, I

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Speaker 1: gotta ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve harping

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Speaker 1: wanting ya crazy? Man? I'm a beat. Wow you got

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Speaker 1: his blood pressure? Man? Yeah? To pay this man, that's all? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got you got a tap right up sitting right there?

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Speaker 1: How tall was? How tad was? What I told me?

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Speaker 1: You told him you were six ft? I texted everybody

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Speaker 1: sold just say topic? Everybody said did he just said

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Speaker 1: he was six up? The Prince? Did he say that?

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Speaker 1: Or pranking and dreaming in his print? All right? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Now you coming up next Today's Strawberry Letters subject If

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Speaker 1: my wife hates her, I have to hate her too.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.