1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: A city Misconnections. That was me staring. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 2: One is in the Spirit Airlines Elite Members. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: Lounge, which is eventually they. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 2: Do and it's located in the kitchen of the airport. 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: Chilis a working kitchen. 7 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you do have to run the food 8 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 2: out though. The other is on the pages of craigslist 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 2: dot org. We scoured that website every week to find 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 2: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 2: first one titled peek at my Tiny Picasso Man for 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 2: Woman forties Modern Art Museum. Oh, I'm just gonna read 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 2: this how I think this guy would probably sound. 14 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: You may remember me. 15 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 2: I was the distinguished, well dressed gentleman you spoke with 16 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 2: that was wearing the Gucci monocle and matching slacks. 17 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: Please tell me it was a shape of. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 2: A g shatted while taking in the contemporary Cuban art pieces. 19 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 3: I do like some Cubism, Honestly, you asked me what 20 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 3: all the noises were for. 21 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: I responded by educating you about properly examining works of 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 2: art and if it so happens to move you emotionally, 23 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 2: then it's strongly encouraged to let out a slight moan 24 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 2: or a gurgle of appreciation. 25 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 3: A gurgle. I've spent a lot of time in galleries. 26 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 3: I don't think that's actually is this mon Lisa. 27 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: Really love it? 28 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 2: You said you thought I was in the beginning stages 29 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 2: of having a stroke. 30 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, after checks out, try a thought at the notion thought. 31 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 2: I took a gander at you, and then my body 32 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: made some gurgling noises at what. 33 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: In front of me stood a stoic. 34 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 2: Green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a neck tattoo 35 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 2: of a single piece of bacon. 36 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 3: I love this woman, I do too. 37 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: My feathers were all a ruffle after that. 38 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 2: So I offered you a ride home, since you dressed 39 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 2: like you had no bus money. 40 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 3: Oh that was a st yeah gurgle. Guy needs to 41 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 3: calm down a little bit. 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,799 Speaker 1: You declined and walked away. 43 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 2: If we never meet again, I will always ponder about 44 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 2: the deeper meaning of that bacon tattoo. 45 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 3: I think there is. 46 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 2: Did it represent your childhood trauma? Or were you protesting 47 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 2: to the world about an ethical treatment of hogs? 48 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: I will wait for your answer. 49 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 3: I knew there were such refined people on Craigslist. 50 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 2: That sign Andrew, Let's got your next misconnection titled will 51 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 2: you be My Forever? L cappy ten? Okay woman for 52 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,519 Speaker 2: man twenties climbing. 53 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 3: Gym Oh, I get it out. 54 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 2: You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but 55 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 2: I almost didn't want to get close because I was 56 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: afraid you'd smell like him too. 57 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 3: There are some people that look like they smell. 58 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 2: I was the cutie with the box braid and tried 59 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 2: to get your attention by stretching next to you. 60 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 3: Oh at me, I can touch my knees. 61 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new, 62 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 2: but my dad said I had great feet for a climber. 63 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 3: Let's not ever bring our dads into this. 64 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 2: After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed 65 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: your arm and said not so fast, mister dazed and aroused, Oh, 66 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 2: you're coming with me like her. I asked you to 67 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 2: spot me on my first bouldering session, and I was 68 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 2: so proud of myself. 69 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: I almost made it about halfway up the wall. Oh 70 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: that's good, But I realized. 71 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 2: You weren't enjoying the view like I thought you were, 72 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 2: so I did the only thing I could think of 73 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 2: to get close to you. 74 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: I screamed, trust. 75 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 2: Fall, and wouldn't you know it, I landed right on 76 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 2: top of you, my hero. Anyways, I wasn't able to 77 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 2: get your name before the paramedics took. 78 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: Your Oh God, I hope you get better soon. 79 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 2: And feel all right? All right, all right, let's try 80 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 2: another fun hobby together. Yours truly, Jennifer, but my friends 81 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 2: call me Turnip. 82 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 3: I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl 83 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 3: from the first. 84 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: Just walking right in the same circles. 85 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled Every Kiss Begins with Spray. 86 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 1: Pepper Spray. No man for Woman thirties jewelry store. 87 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 2: I was shopping for an engagement ring when you walked in, 88 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 2: blondhaired beauty with librarian glasses and proposed to me. Pumps 89 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 2: on your feet. No, don't worry, I don't have a 90 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 2: fiance or anything like that. 91 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 3: Why are you shopping for an engagement race? 92 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 2: I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's 93 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 2: why I was in the store. I was the eager 94 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 2: gentleman in. 95 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: The plaid jacket that approached you like I. 96 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: Worked there and asked if I could help you. You 97 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: told me that you needed to get your engagement band resized, 98 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 2: and I said, no problem. And then I asked you 99 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 2: about your personal life. 100 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 3: Like it is a problem for her because you're not 101 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 3: gonna be able to do anything. 102 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: I gave you a piece of advice. 103 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 2: Like my grandmother always told me, one of the keys 104 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 2: to a successful marriage is having separate bathrooms. 105 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 3: May be onto something here, I need to hear more. 106 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,039 Speaker 2: That's when I may have overstepped my bounds because I 107 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 2: asked if you and your fiance used the same toilet. 108 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 2: If you do, it could be a sign that you 109 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 2: shouldn't go through. 110 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: With the wedding. 111 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 3: It's all about the toilet. 112 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 2: Before you could answer, I was escorted out of the 113 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 2: building by a very rude security guard who pepper sprayed 114 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 2: me when I tried to come back in and say goodbye. 115 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 3: Why I feel like that security guard knows this guy's 116 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 3: first No, I'm. 117 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 2: Not allowed within two hundred yards of that store. 118 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: Oh. 119 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 2: If you see this, just know I've got two bathrooms 120 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 2: in my apartment. 121 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: One is just for you. 122 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 3: That is not what we do. 123 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: Have to share. The toilet paper though. 124 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 3: Pass it back and forth. 125 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:23,160 Speaker 2: Roll That's signed Jonathan. 126 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 3: I guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You gotta make 127 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 3: cuts where you can't. 128 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got 129 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: your phone down, Coming 130 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 3: Up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.