Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: last trendation of Jesus Geist. That one courtesy of hanoramic
Speaker 1: View on the disc Floor in a series of pretty great.
Speaker 2: I saw that string of trending Aka's scorre Chezzi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were different scorre Chezie movies.
Speaker 2: And uh.
Speaker 1: Oh sheet scorre Chezzi. So people who call him Marty,
Speaker 1: you know, their friends and then people are called scorre ChEI.
Speaker 1: You know, they're complete assholes. My name is Jack. That
Speaker 1: over there is Miles. These are some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Thursday, May twenty ninth. Taco trades. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's fun. Trump taco trades. Yeah, I mean he has
Speaker 1: one of the best taco bulls in all the world.
Speaker 2: Talk about a bowl taco.
Speaker 1: About a trade. So a reporter was, yes, I would
Speaker 1: say yeah. A couple of days back, a reporter was like, sir,
Speaker 1: what do you say to the fact like just coming
Speaker 1: in full just yeah, just acting like they didn't know
Speaker 1: this was about to blow up. So what do you
Speaker 1: say to the fact that Wall Street traders are calling
Speaker 1: them taco trades as in Trump always chickens out. And
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I chicken out. Isn't that nice?
Speaker 1: Isn't that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Try he tried to like keep us cool, but like
Speaker 1: just he was fucking couldn't.
Speaker 2: He turned into Joel Bluth talking about like getting getting
Speaker 2: like goaded by the chicken thing. Oh like it's some
Speaker 2: Bluth family ship where you're like, I'm no fucking chip
Speaker 2: the chicken shit. Yeah, isn't that nice? I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: Six months ago, this country was stone cold dead and
Speaker 1: just saying the wildest ship you're killing was dead. We
Speaker 1: had a dead country. We had a country that people
Speaker 1: didn't think it was going to survive. All right, So
Speaker 1: he said that in three different ways. And you ask
Speaker 1: nasty question like that, it's called negotiation.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: It was like the level of like this would make
Speaker 1: sense as a transcript of like you when a baseball
Speaker 1: manager is shouting at the umpire and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know they're not making any sense, Like they're just
Speaker 1: shout like just pure anger and absolutely no logic or
Speaker 1: thought put into it. Yeah, and you ask a nasty
Speaker 1: question like that, it's called negotiation. You call that chicken
Speaker 1: in out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we do. Because basically you said it was
Speaker 2: going to be this thing, and then we caught you
Speaker 2: pump faking, So yeah, we call that chickening out.
Speaker 1: So don't ever say what you said because that's a
Speaker 1: nasty question.
Speaker 2: Okay from mom? What is that shit?
Speaker 1: You've got a mouth on you.
Speaker 2: You're lucky. I don't tell your father.
Speaker 1: He'd have you in military school and no time.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, this is all happening. While that was the
Speaker 2: first L, then he got took another L when the
Speaker 2: courts are like, yeah, bro, you can't just be blanket
Speaker 2: canceling visas like that for a school like that just
Speaker 2: doesn't it doesn't work like that. Then a US Trade
Speaker 2: court blocked the tariffs because they're like, dude, there are
Speaker 2: like actual legal ways to do it, and you chose
Speaker 2: the illegal way to do it. Like there are ways
Speaker 2: you could enact tariffs, but you went in the completely
Speaker 2: wrong way. That there is no leag you have no
Speaker 2: legal standing here for any of this. So therefore sorry
Speaker 2: that you're gonna have to appeal this, and that's exactly
Speaker 2: what they're gonna do. They're gonna keep appealing it. We'll
Speaker 2: see if you know, John Roberts does him another solid.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll see how open they are to that,
Speaker 2: but he's definitely pissed off the free market libertarians with
Speaker 2: like with all the tariffshit is watch asshole. I can
Speaker 2: ignore the white supremacy and racism as long as I
Speaker 2: get my free free yeah, yeah, free trade.
Speaker 1: What have we seen so far in the like showdown
Speaker 1: between him and the courts. I feel like we've got
Speaker 1: some he's taken some l's and he's gotten some dubs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, totally, totally, totally totally, But I think now
Speaker 2: it's there. They're basically grumbling and drag their feet in
Speaker 2: other instances and abiding in other instances. I think they're
Speaker 2: feel like they're nesta. Their next task is to really
Speaker 2: try and sour the court of public opinion, and the
Speaker 2: punt is intended there on what the courts do, because
Speaker 2: all they're doing now is like rhetorically, they keep hammering
Speaker 2: these things like there's activist judges. The judges are doing this,
Speaker 2: the courts are they're they're they're holding back the agenda
Speaker 2: to hopefully try and gain enough. I think probably you know,
Speaker 2: the wins at they're back to really begin completely thwarting
Speaker 2: all legal decisions. So I mean not to say that
Speaker 2: they're abiding by every single thing. But they know that.
Speaker 2: It's it's harder when a court does say, like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck are you talking about now?
Speaker 1: Right, Like you haven't even started the beginning of an
Speaker 1: argument for doing what you're saying that you can do here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like you can just tell by how
Speaker 2: Caroline Levitt is like just absolutely freaking out, like at
Speaker 2: all these press briefings now and she's done. You know,
Speaker 2: she's just saying, like these activist courts, you know we're
Speaker 2: gonna win. The president absolutely has this authority. And obviously
Speaker 2: she's doing this because she's a reflection of whatever Trump
Speaker 2: is feeling, because he watches Fox and he's like, go
Speaker 2: do the thing, perform.
Speaker 1: Yes, good job, swish we nailed it. Do you think
Speaker 1: you are? I am who does the energy of the press?
Speaker 1: Nasty little mouth you think you are? That's what That's
Speaker 1: what I am. I'm the one who Yeah your face.
Speaker 2: So you are a taco?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, taco. Yeah, it'll it'll be it'll be interesting.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be interesting, it's gonna be boring and
Speaker 1: terrifying at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but again, we're just like his first administration.
Speaker 2: It's like he has too many Sikka fans around him,
Speaker 2: and he's too bad at everything he does that even
Speaker 2: this thing. It's like even in all the articles are
Speaker 2: like there are ways the president can cern invent the
Speaker 2: power of Congress to set tariffs like in these narrow ways,
Speaker 2: but he just wanted it so he can set arbitrary
Speaker 2: numbers to try and shock the world because like if
Speaker 2: he did it legally, he would only been able to
Speaker 2: do something at most fifty percent for like one hundred
Speaker 2: and thirty days or a hundred and fifty days, And
Speaker 2: he wanted to be able to come out there and
Speaker 2: be like No. One sixty one forty five two hundred
Speaker 2: percent to try and scare people. And now everyone's just laughing.
Speaker 1: So anyways, he's not backing down. He uh just changes
Speaker 1: his mind completely, uh all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Donnie, please just use this as a way
Speaker 2: to take the l okay and stop talking about it,
Speaker 2: and then you can blame the courts forever, babe. That
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be your own. Ineptitude.
Speaker 1: Does feel weird, like it feels like this person was
Speaker 1: put there by somebody who really wants the tariffs, you know,
Speaker 1: to be Like, is it true that they're calling you
Speaker 1: a chicken back back Bach.
Speaker 2: To try and get him to do it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, don't say that shit, He'll fucking probably he'll yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: His ego is so fragile you can see him being Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like the headlines about like, actually Biden
Speaker 1: was meaner to immigrants, Biden arrested more immigrants in the US.
Speaker 1: It's like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Almost, don't worry. Stephen Miller has already there's a report
Speaker 2: about Steven Miller screaming at ICE and Homeland Security people
Speaker 2: ripping their heads off, saying you need to be arresting
Speaker 2: three thousand people a day. Yeah, and if you can't,
Speaker 2: you'll get fired. And apparently Christine Nome there's like a
Speaker 2: good cop bad cop thing where then Christy Nome addresses
Speaker 2: immediately after and takes a softer tones, like okay, so
Speaker 2: let's try and brutalize only three thousand people, okayhun, all right,
Speaker 2: where's my gun?
Speaker 1: All right? Are you a Survivor fan? Have you ever
Speaker 1: gotten into Survivor?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I love that Dostney Child tracks Jesney's Child track,
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Cool, all right, I just wanted to check so there's
Speaker 1: a TV show based on that.
Speaker 2: So no, I'm not it's funny. I know people who
Speaker 2: are all in on the Survivor.
Speaker 1: It's become a thing. Like a lot of people swear
Speaker 1: by like they rewatched it during the pandemic.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Matt and Bowen on Lust Culture, he still really love it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I got to say, I do get a
Speaker 2: lot of increased credit when I dropped that little factoid
Speaker 2: about your in laws being on Survivor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my sister in law shout out to Becky Lee
Speaker 1: on Survivor.
Speaker 2: That was the Race Wars season, the race.
Speaker 1: That was not hurt, not by design, but yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's why they I'm sure it didn't hurt
Speaker 1: that it was the Race War season and therefore there
Speaker 1: they had to hit a quota of you know, Korean
Speaker 1: or you know, Asian Americans, and so however she got in.
Speaker 1: She came in third overall.
Speaker 2: Damn no, Yeah, everybody remembers that. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, do y'all remember the Race War season? Do
Speaker 2: you all remember? They're like, yes, of course, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So you know that's yeah, that's my homeboys sister in law.
Speaker 1: So you know, I watched that. I watched the hell
Speaker 1: out of that season because my wife was also the
Speaker 1: family member who like came out and like did the
Speaker 1: family challenge and did it so badly. They so so hard.
Speaker 1: We had like a watch party, like everybody watch.
Speaker 2: Here, you go their intellects their intellect exactly. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyways, uh, Survivor apparently, you know, has its diehards
Speaker 1: and they are coming up on their fiftieth season somehow,
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand how TV seasons work, but so.
Speaker 2: What are we on? What season are we on?
Speaker 1: I'm one to talk about seasons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was that two thousand, right, that was
Speaker 2: the year two thousand, the season.
Speaker 1: One, Yeah, it was episode premiered after the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: in the winter of two thousand. That's right.
Speaker 2: It says May thirty first, two thousand.
Speaker 1: Really it aired the premiere the first episode premiered. I
Speaker 1: think for sure it happened at the end of the
Speaker 1: baby super Bowl.
Speaker 2: No, not saying whatever. This is all very confusing now.
Speaker 2: The episode guide here says May thirty first, two thousand,
Speaker 2: Season one episode won the Marooning.
Speaker 1: God damn, I was I was way off. I for
Speaker 1: sure thought that I watched that after the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: in my freshman year of college. But I was drunk
Speaker 1: for an entire year, so I should not be trusted. Anyways.
Speaker 1: One of the seasons was themed, not Race Wars, but
Speaker 1: was themed. Oh yeah, maybe I was thinking of Family Guy.
Speaker 1: Family Guy at that time was such an event for
Speaker 1: me that I was like the super Bowl Family Guy.
Speaker 1: It was right after it was on after Family Guy.
Speaker 2: Dad, you got to see this cartoon. Man, the fucking
Speaker 2: baby talks like a genius.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. Anyways, one of the seasons that wasn't a
Speaker 1: Race War season was David Versus Goliath and Mike White,
Speaker 1: the writer of School of Rock Orange County, one of
Speaker 1: Miles's favorites, and also White Lotus more recently was on
Speaker 1: one side. I'm assuming he was a Goliath, like because
Speaker 1: he was successful.
Speaker 2: Oh is that because you're not even stature?
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely not. Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't. Just like
Speaker 1: we've got people who are like five to five and
Speaker 1: then people who are six three.
Speaker 2: For a physical competition show. Yeah, deal with it.
Speaker 1: But anyways, he came in second on his season and
Speaker 1: apparently ever since has been just texting Jeff Probst being like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I want to play again. Hey, could you get me
Speaker 1: back on Survivor. He's like, we don't really do that.
Speaker 1: He's like, anytime you do like a you know, returning
Speaker 1: great season, I'd love to come back. Please let me
Speaker 1: come back. He's like, aren't you busy writing the White Lotus.
Speaker 1: He's like, quote he said, quote, Look, I'm serious. If
Speaker 1: you ever do anything where you have returning players, I
Speaker 1: want to play again.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So we're happy to have Mike because for the fiftieth
Speaker 1: they're having like a greatest hits some of some of
Speaker 1: the best players win.
Speaker 2: A white celebrity says, look, I'm.
Speaker 1: Serious, Look, I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Some anyway, anytime, honestly anyone says look on
Speaker 2: a text message, I'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1: Fuck, oh this white guy is serious.
Speaker 2: This guy serious. Look, I'm not Joshin. I want to
Speaker 2: be on the next Survivor. Get me. There was he
Speaker 2: and so he came in second seconds.
Speaker 1: So he knows how to play the game. The other
Speaker 1: thing people are pointing out is like, on the one hand,
Speaker 1: you'd be like everyone would just be like he doesn't
Speaker 1: need the million dollars and like vote as ass off
Speaker 1: right away. On the other hand, he is like, all
Speaker 1: these people want to be famous and stay famous and
Speaker 1: like have media careers, and like all the people who
Speaker 1: show up on Survivor not all of them, but a
Speaker 1: lot of them, and he has cast like there have
Speaker 1: been several former Survivor contestants on the White Lotus. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's he's been like playing this long game where
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm just saying you, guys, you make an
Speaker 1: alliance with me, I will make you an act tour.
Speaker 2: Like background or people with significant I have. I mean,
Speaker 2: I didn't know anybody. I didn't think anyone on White
Speaker 2: Lotus was from Survivor.
Speaker 1: But I don't think major role. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: like but I think like beyond background right right right
Speaker 1: to like be like here's your towel. Yeah, exactly. So
Speaker 1: people are thinking he was playing the long game and
Speaker 1: this might yeah, just go do.
Speaker 2: That, man, because honestly, this last season won that great,
Speaker 2: So you know, go do that.
Speaker 1: Hire a writer's room.
Speaker 2: Hire a writer's room, and just a just a smidge
Speaker 2: of seasoning in that writer's room.
Speaker 1: I have a homie who teaches a writing course at
Speaker 1: one of the colleges here in LA I want out him,
Speaker 1: but he does a TV writing class and for the
Speaker 1: past like three semesters for their class project, they've just
Speaker 1: written different seasons of the White Lotus like just like
Speaker 1: basically create a writer's room and like that's like one
Speaker 1: of the projects that they do. And he's like told
Speaker 1: me what happens in the seasons, and they're like better,
Speaker 1: they better everything that happened in the season three, Like
Speaker 1: just just call it like undergrads, Like call it undergrads
Speaker 1: who just like have so diverse life experiences and are driven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, yeah, make one of those coward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. We're back, And John
Speaker 1: Mulaney did fight three. This is an update on a
Speaker 1: previous story. John mulaney fought three teenage boys, not in
Speaker 1: the not in the disastrous way, like at a mall
Speaker 1: or like we thought that. Do you see the clip
Speaker 1: of the guy who looked like Bill Simmons fighting somebody
Speaker 1: at a pickleball court?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I did idea ye yep.
Speaker 1: And his explanation for why it couldn't have been him was,
Speaker 1: I would never wear a green shirt. It was like
Speaker 1: such such a bad Albi that I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: was it, Like I didn't think it was. But then
Speaker 1: like after he said that, I was like, oh, wait,
Speaker 1: did he actually do it? But anyways, this was all
Speaker 1: part of, you know, the long running debate of one
Speaker 1: gorilla versus one hundred humans. And he was like, how
Speaker 1: many children would it? He settled on three fourteen year
Speaker 1: olds I believe yep was the age. The betting markets
Speaker 1: were about whether or not he would. This was what
Speaker 1: was happening on polymarket. Will John mulaney actually fight children
Speaker 1: was something that you could gamble on, and it was
Speaker 1: at fifty five percent I think fifty five percent chance
Speaker 1: that he would fight children heading into the finale. He
Speaker 1: did fight the children. They were dressed in suits the thing,
Speaker 1: and this is what we should have known. They went
Speaker 1: in they said there are certain rules like no punching
Speaker 1: or harmful. It's that is not a fight.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: This is in the context of a conversation where we
Speaker 1: were like it materially materially changed my position when I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you could just go for the eyes, yo,
Speaker 1: right for the eyes and like the soft parts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's not a fight. I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: But someone The descriptions of it were like, whoa, that
Speaker 2: was the weirdest shit I ever saw.
Speaker 1: Like the show is intentionally weird in a lot of places,
Speaker 1: but this seemed like people were like, I don't even
Speaker 1: like feel good after watching that fucked up. You know,
Speaker 1: he actually got fucked he got beatle. The kids just
Speaker 1: like took him down and then like, it's kind of
Speaker 1: a thing that we talked about in the one Gorilla
Speaker 1: verse one hundred Humans is just like, that's like more
Speaker 1: than two opponents. You're really dealing with a lot, like
Speaker 1: they so they just basically tripped him, and then once
Speaker 1: he was down, they just like used their collective mass,
Speaker 1: like a fourteen year old boy weighs over one hundred pounds,
Speaker 1: so you've got like three hundred pounds on top of you,
Speaker 1: and then just kind of smashed him until he submitted.
Speaker 2: Well, John, you fought valiantly. It sounds like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: fucking three fourteen year olds come at me. The first
Speaker 2: one is going to be the example to the other two.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say. Bro, if Netflix, if you want,
Speaker 2: if you want someone with no shame and it's had
Speaker 2: a tough year, I might need to get some stuff out.
Speaker 2: Put me in the ring. Okay, put me in the ring.
Speaker 1: That is probably what Netflix is looking for right now,
Speaker 1: to honest, Oh, I just need something. Who's got nothing?
Speaker 1: We need some nothing.
Speaker 2: Looking for people who lost their homes in the fire.
Speaker 2: Oh really for a documentary.
Speaker 1: It's called fire fight of sorts.
Speaker 2: Of sorts? You okay with fighting five fourteen year olds
Speaker 2: who lost their home in a fire who also lost
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is pretty sweet. That's we're close
Speaker 2: to that too.
Speaker 1: We're close to Fred Armison, who I guess was on
Speaker 1: the show. I didn't watch this season for some reason,
Speaker 1: even though I really loved the first season. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go back and watch. I guess Carl Tart
Speaker 1: was somehow involved because after the fight they cut to
Speaker 1: bone Thugs in Harmony. I guess the show had tried
Speaker 1: to higher bone Thugs at a harmony and they got duped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got duped. They got scammed by somebody who.
Speaker 2: Was like MESSI group man. Because there's so much infighting there,
Speaker 2: like there are people who would claim they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm the manager, Like, no, you're not. You were the manager?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. He tapped out and bone Thugs in
Speaker 1: Harmony featuring Carl Tart heralded their triumph in song. That
Speaker 1: song was, of course, The Crossroads, one of my favorite
Speaker 1: songs of all time. That definitely still probably holds the
Speaker 1: record for the most times they've listened to a song
Speaker 1: in like a seventy two hour period. I burnt that
Speaker 1: fucking cut single to the ground.
Speaker 2: Damn, my uncle, that was my uncle, Charles.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Hey, speaking of combat sports, what's going on with
Speaker 1: the uh? What's going on with these dangers? Do you
Speaker 1: watch the video?
Speaker 2: You watch the video? Watch this video. So look, when
Speaker 2: America was riding high, we were making robots destroy each
Speaker 2: other on TV for our entertainment. That's the true a
Speaker 2: lot of healthy society. Yes, yeah, it's that you get
Speaker 2: so bored of doing violence on living things that the
Speaker 2: next best thing is robots to just obliterate each other.
Speaker 1: The motherfuckers go out there wobbly as hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So in China they just had we talked about
Speaker 2: the Chinese Robot Marathon where most of the robots, they
Speaker 2: fucking heads, just fell off running. Well, they just put
Speaker 2: on the world's first robot kickboxing tournament, and these things
Speaker 2: fucking stink at fighting.
Speaker 1: Okay again, any humanoid robot, Yeah, they just can't do
Speaker 1: it they're doing and they can't walk off.
Speaker 2: These motherfuckers. Oh they don't have fingers. They got little
Speaker 2: orb fists that can barely punch. But yeah, this is
Speaker 2: like this whole tournament that they had to sort of
Speaker 2: basically obviously put this is obviously like a promotion for
Speaker 2: the robotics industry, and they use this to get like
Speaker 2: an increased attention. But apparently these robots, they're it's the
Speaker 2: first humanoid robot kickboxing competition. They're very clear to be
Speaker 2: like this humanoids that are integrating artificial intelligence to not
Speaker 2: be able to fight each other. They were just controlled
Speaker 2: by like humans on on the side, and a knockout
Speaker 2: was if the the robot couldn't get itself up after
Speaker 2: eight seconds.
Speaker 1: They look they go out like when they're like okay, everybody,
Speaker 1: take your corners and fight. Like as they're coming together
Speaker 1: to fight, they look like anytime you see a boxer
Speaker 1: who's like out on his feet. Yeah, yeah, who's like
Speaker 1: out on his feet and is about to just like
Speaker 1: fall through the ropes. Yeah, that's what They go into
Speaker 1: the fight looking like I.
Speaker 2: Will the way the robots try and gather their balance
Speaker 2: after being knocked back. Is funny because it does like
Speaker 2: a human.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: It is human. It's not like a weird fourth leg
Speaker 2: shoots sounds like sizer. Now, it's like it does.
Speaker 1: It's kind of kind of giving miles in a Ralph's
Speaker 1: parking lot.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you know, but without sticking the landing, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, without sticking the landing anyway.
Speaker 1: It doesn't think. They just look so so interesting that
Speaker 1: they like can't because we've seen like the terrifying robot
Speaker 1: dogs and stuff like that, but walking onto two legs,
Speaker 1: it's like what it It almost makes me be like
Speaker 1: why do we do it? Because it's seems so hard
Speaker 1: once you see how hard it is a robot like
Speaker 1: it's it really gives me an appreciation for the human
Speaker 1: foot because like, holy shit, the amount of work that
Speaker 1: that is doing for us that we're not even aware
Speaker 1: of is pretty pretty impressive because these things are just
Speaker 1: going out there on fucking crutches and it's it's nasty.
Speaker 2: The kicks, the form of the moves were pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's actually a decent. It's yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like it's close enough it's kind of the Uncanny Valley
Speaker 1: thing where it's like close enough that it's still like
Speaker 1: it's funny when they fuck up, but it's it's not
Speaker 1: as bad as like when they would be like and
Speaker 1: we have the first humanoid robot and it like can't
Speaker 1: get up two steps, and it's just like, oh damn,
Speaker 1: you guys are way far away from what I was expecting.
Speaker 2: Way off.
Speaker 1: And finally there's this cheese rolling video that is just
Speaker 1: the narth, Like I don't know, we we haven't talked
Speaker 1: about it yet because it looks it feels like you're
Speaker 1: watching a snuff film. I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: everybody I talked to has seen it though, so I
Speaker 1: do just and.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, everyone's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so wild. He just like flipped three times
Speaker 1: in the air. Like if you've ever seen the cheese
Speaker 1: rolling event people, the Gloucester cheese Yeah, the Gloucester cheese
Speaker 1: rolling event. It's been going on for like hundreds of years,
Speaker 1: and people roll like they roll a big wheel, not
Speaker 1: that big though, like a big you know, up to
Speaker 1: your normal sized wheel of cheese down a hill and
Speaker 1: then everybody chases it and whoever gets at first is
Speaker 1: the winner, and there's a person who's out front, like
Speaker 1: probably the fourth person down the hill who hits the
Speaker 1: bump and just goes flying.
Speaker 2: The first one. You can tell the guy was like
Speaker 2: embracing because all the time, like I've seen documents, yeah haven't.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it the Netflix documentary called like the Best Remember,
Speaker 2: And there's the woman who was always sending it down
Speaker 2: the hill and she's like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And they all talk about how it's like when you
Speaker 2: try and recover, that's how you hurt yourself. You kind
Speaker 2: of gotta let the hill take you, baby, And at
Speaker 2: one point you can tell he's like one would just
Speaker 2: be like fuck it, bro, I'm ragged on down here.
Speaker 2: But then when he goes head over heels, he hits
Speaker 2: the back of his head so hard, instantly locks up
Speaker 2: into a fencer's position.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like goes rigid, and I was really Anyway, we've
Speaker 1: been trying to like find out what happened, and it
Speaker 1: seems like nobody has died, because the whole thing on
Speaker 1: that event is like and believe it or not, nobody
Speaker 1: has ever died, and it seems like there's still have
Speaker 1: that record.
Speaker 2: I think here we go the hospital scene from the
Speaker 2: UK and two people.
Speaker 1: Were taken to hospital in honor of how people in
Speaker 1: the UK. After doing some quick.
Speaker 2: Maths, a man described by onlookers as quote flying while
Speaker 2: dashing after a roll of cheese social media but is
Speaker 2: he okay? Uh? Where is he? To the BBC oh
Speaker 2: it said, flying man was treated on the scene and
Speaker 2: I feared his injuries weren't too serious. That, you know.
Speaker 2: I love about the ritz hardy people. Hardy people just
Speaker 2: sending it down a hill, fucking smacking your head on
Speaker 2: the fucking ground and you're like, yeah, let's walk it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were like that, I mean that looks fatal.
Speaker 1: And Brian the editor said where was that and we
Speaker 1: said Gloucester and he said, oh no, he's fly He's fine.
Speaker 1: But yeah, apparently he walked away. Treated on the scene
Speaker 1: and walked away. Can't wow, imagine what that did to
Speaker 1: his brain.
Speaker 2: I just love the way people said. One festival goer
Speaker 2: told Hello, it looked like he flew purposefully, but actually
Speaker 2: not at all. He was down. He was down with
Speaker 2: the first aid for a while and then stood up
Speaker 2: and walked and then was taking an ambulance. But they
Speaker 2: didn't have the sirens they added. When we saw him,
Speaker 2: we thought, wow, this guy is a pro. It felt
Speaker 2: so intentional. And then one guy next to a show
Speaker 2: his video in slow mo when we said, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: no no no.
Speaker 1: White Oh yeah, no no no no white shock.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, he sent.
Speaker 1: It, don't run down any steep hills this weekend, everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless your name is Raggedy Ann or Raggedy Andy.
Speaker 1: Even so, I mean, this gives me concerns about even So, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, this show is weird. Uh, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: it back tomorrow with a whole less episode of the show.
Speaker 1: And she then be kind to each other, be kind
Speaker 1: to yourself, get your vaccines where you still can't get
Speaker 1: your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy. And
Speaker 1: we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And I missed my best friend Cam.
Speaker 1: Y'all tune in tomorrow to get that reference.
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