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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Tompkins,

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Speaker 1: calling from Uber eats and I was looking for Alan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Alan. Hi. Alan, my name is Tompkins, and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from uber eats and I'm calling you, um,

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to apologize I didn't deliver your food

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Speaker 1: the other night. And yeah, I mean, now I'm curious,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay, do

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Speaker 1: you want the honest answer? Do you want me to

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Speaker 1: make up a story? Uh? Yeah, I want the honest answer.

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Speaker 1: That was a dinner for me and my wife, and

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Speaker 1: you know we were we were freaking starving. So what happened? Um?

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Speaker 1: All right, all of that is very very well deserved.

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Speaker 1: Your feelings are very valid on that I screwed up.

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Speaker 1: I should have Yeah, I didn't deliver your food. I

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Speaker 1: should have called. Uh. What happened was I was on

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Speaker 1: the way to your house and I got in a

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Speaker 1: car accident and it was this minor fender bender. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's understandable, But why didn't you just call it? Tell me? Then? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's totally understandable, do you know? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender

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Speaker 1: and the person that I hit was former President Barack

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Speaker 1: Obama's car and he got out. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: come on, you expect me to believe you got into

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Speaker 1: a fender bender with former President Barack Obama? Kid me

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Speaker 1: and break I'm out. That's stupid. I couldn't call you

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Speaker 1: because of the special forces that are still with him,

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Speaker 1: the you know, the the what are what do they called?

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Speaker 1: The Secret Service? Yet God's sake, all right, I get

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Speaker 1: I didn't get in a car accident with former President

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama. You want the actual truth? I guess yes,

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Speaker 1: I would love the actual truth. More on, you're a

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Speaker 1: little weasel. I'm going to call up and get your canned.

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Speaker 1: I've got everything I need now to call up and

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Speaker 1: tell them they employ a little weasel that is just

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Speaker 1: trying to lies way out of stuff. Yeah. Like I

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Speaker 1: said before, man up and tell me why you didn't

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Speaker 1: deliver our food. Okay, truth is, I got hungry and

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Speaker 1: I ate it, ate it seriously. Yeah, And I didn't

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Speaker 1: know how I got hungry from from the restaurant to

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Speaker 1: where I live, which is like not even two miles.

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Speaker 1: It's not even two miles, not even two miles, and

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Speaker 1: you got a hungry pang so bad. Yeah you had

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Speaker 1: to eat it. Yeah yeah, So I sat outside your

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Speaker 1: house and ate it down the black outside my house.

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Speaker 1: So you literally came up my street to my house

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Speaker 1: for two people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am getting

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Speaker 1: another call from former President Barack Obama and call another line.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take that call. Um. You know what,

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Speaker 1: just give me your full name. I need your last

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Speaker 1: name so I can report this all right. My name

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Speaker 1: is Bradley, yeah Cooper. Somehow I doubt your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's an actor. I was lying to you again. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry about I know it's an actor. Now tell

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Speaker 1: me the truth. My name is Jewel. Freshmen, this is

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Speaker 1: a phone prank. That's the apps. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your wife. Diana set you up. She said that

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Speaker 1: you didn't get your food delivered the other night and

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Speaker 1: they didn't even call you. So though you wanted me

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Speaker 1: to say that I ate the food, but I really

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Speaker 1: think some of those stories were legit, like, I'm surprised

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Speaker 1: he didn't believe those Defender vendor. That was good. You

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Speaker 1: had me until you went with the Broco Ballad and

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Speaker 1: it was just forget. It was that a bit much.

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Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on Demand