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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, is this Vince? Hi? Yeah? Hey, Well sorry,

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Speaker 1: you gotta speak up there, son, I was clear on

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Speaker 1: my throat, couldn't hear you? Oh may ask who's calling? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think this might be the only question I allow

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Speaker 1: you to ask. But yes, this is Shelby's dad. Oh right, right,

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Speaker 1: she told me you'd be calling. I just didn't realize

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Speaker 1: it was you. Yeah, you want to take my daughter

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Speaker 1: out on a date. Huh yes, sir, Yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: really like to take her out on a nice dinner date.

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Speaker 1: But you know, she said if I wanted to, I

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Speaker 1: would have to talk to you first. Well that's right,

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Speaker 1: because she's a good girl. I look out for my

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Speaker 1: daughter's best interests. And you want to take her out

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Speaker 1: to dinner. You don't think I know what that means?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I literally just want to take her out

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Speaker 1: to dinner, sir. Yeah, I want three facts about you,

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Speaker 1: Vince that can convince me to let you go out

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Speaker 1: with Daddy's precious little angel baby doll girl. Is that

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Speaker 1: enough imaginatives for you? Well, you know, I have a

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Speaker 1: full time job, so I can afford to pay. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: not impressed you got a job? Huh, good for you?

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Speaker 1: So it does most of the world. Is that what

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Speaker 1: you want to do? You want to not have a job.

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Speaker 1: You want to get a van and drive around the country,

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Speaker 1: smoking smoke stuff and reefing, reefing, popping mushrooms in your nose,

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Speaker 1: growing your hair out long, and singing songs about hugging people.

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Speaker 1: This is America, damn it. And I'm tired of you

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Speaker 1: guys riding your bus vans around doing all kinds of

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Speaker 1: pill pushing and popping and touching. I'm not that type

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Speaker 1: of person at all. I don't. I don't know where

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Speaker 1: you're coming from. Well, kind of car you drive, Vince?

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Speaker 1: I drive Ford Explorer, Ford Explore. Huh, yeah, don't. You

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Speaker 1: don't drive a van? No, with your hippie friends and

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Speaker 1: wearing wearing hemp dresses. You're not wearing a himp dress

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Speaker 1: right now? Are you a hemp dress? No? I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: jeans in a shirt. You know what I'm wearing. What

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Speaker 1: are you wearing? I'm wearing nothing but a bathrobe right now? Vince?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Um, didn't really need to know that. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you that because if you want

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Speaker 1: to go out with my daughter, you still want to

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Speaker 1: go with my daughter? Then I need you to come

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Speaker 1: over to my place right now and massage my back

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Speaker 1: to slip out of this bathrobe. Nothing sexual, Lay down

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Speaker 1: on my front side and you can massage the knots

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Speaker 1: out of my lower back. If you want to go

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Speaker 1: out with my daughter, you'll do it. Honestly, I don't

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Speaker 1: even want to go out with your daughter. That bad.

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Speaker 1: If I means I have to come in like massage

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Speaker 1: your back with all due respects, go yourself, old man.

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Speaker 1: I might do just that in a minute. I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: a bathroom easy access. Hey Vnce, what's going on? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Is this is actually Jewil from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you? Oh? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: So wait this is a joke. Yes, your friend Shelby

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Speaker 1: set you up the girl that you've been asking out.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, she said that she told you you had

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Speaker 1: to convince her dad if she was going to go

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Speaker 1: out with you. So this whole thing was an elaborate

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Speaker 1: setup for a prank phone call. Oh god, do I

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Speaker 1: really have to go through her dad? No, I would

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Speaker 1: just pretending to be your dad. She said she would

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Speaker 1: love to go out with you, but she wanted to

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Speaker 1: do it. This way. So there you go, Vince, you're hippie.

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Speaker 1: You're along with those mushrooms you're putting in your ear holes.

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Speaker 1: You gotta date with Shelby as well. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties.