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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor from MTV's Jackass the movie

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Speaker 1: Steve Oh May first through the third. Tickets are available

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Speaker 1: at Parlor Live dot com or call four two five

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Speaker 1: two eight nine seven thousand on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Bailey. Bailey, how are you? This

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Speaker 1: is Kolby Zazarak. I'm calling from this Oh Hi, I'm

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Speaker 1: sood How are you doing good? Listen? I want to

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Speaker 1: thank you for your application. Oh, You're welcome. I also

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Speaker 1: wanted to, unfortunately let you know that you were not

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Speaker 1: selected for the position of a creative designer. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, Yeah, I know it's tough to hear.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you probably wanted the job. We've had a

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Speaker 1: lot of applicants for it. Um can I um can?

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Speaker 1: I ask why? You know? I'm I probably shouldn't do this,

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Speaker 1: But if we could just say, we didn't have this

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Speaker 1: conversation because I could get in a lot of trouble

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Speaker 1: by telling you this. Okay, all right, The reason you

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Speaker 1: didn't get the job was because of Facebook. Yeah, your

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Speaker 1: Facebook account is just a little too boring. Wait, we

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Speaker 1: look at everybody's Facebook before we hire them, and we're

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Speaker 1: a creative company, and yours were just I mean, frankly,

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Speaker 1: just snooze fest. I mean there was nothing interesting. That's

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Speaker 1: not work. I mean that's like my personal right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we need a little more excitement from you. You know.

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Speaker 1: It's just like I'll give you an example. Let me

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Speaker 1: pull it up real quick. Um here it is last Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: you made like a hump day joke. Who really does

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Speaker 1: that anymore? J Yeah, but it's a joke that's been

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Speaker 1: done quite a bit. I'm sure if I pull up

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Speaker 1: my Facebook on any Wednesday, I'm gonna see the same joke.

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Speaker 1: I mean that honestly, that has would have nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with how how I would work, you know how

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Speaker 1: I would Oh no, no, no. We feel like your

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Speaker 1: Facebook and your status updates and everything else is a

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Speaker 1: perfect example of how you would be in the office place.

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Speaker 1: And frankly, we need some people around here who are

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Speaker 1: creative and fun and a little interesting. I did not

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Speaker 1: be judged about a job that I can do based

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Speaker 1: on my Facebook. I don't even think that you can

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Speaker 1: do that. I don't think unfort a lot of companies

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Speaker 1: do it. And you can be judged because that's what

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Speaker 1: people see, you know about you as your Facebook. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: companies do it to make sure that no one is

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Speaker 1: like drinking every night and going like Now, if you

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Speaker 1: were doing that, then maybe you'd be material for us

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Speaker 1: to hire here. But unfortunately you're making stupid humpday jokes. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I never even met you when I was interviewing, and

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're work for some reason, a very

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Speaker 1: big part of this hiring process. And I'd like to

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Speaker 1: speak with someone above you to talk to them about this. Ma'am.

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Speaker 1: You said that it would be off the record, though

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Speaker 1: I don't care if I said that it was off

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Speaker 1: the record. You who told me you're not going to

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Speaker 1: hire me because my Facebook is too boring? That's both

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Speaker 1: all right, Fine, I'll give you to my boss. But

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Speaker 1: before I do, I just need to tell you one

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Speaker 1: thing I know I don't want to even hear that.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever taken a bikini photo before? Are you

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Speaker 1: freaking serious? No? I'm I'm being completely serious. Maybe on

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Speaker 1: your Facebook, try uploading some bikini photos. You cannot say

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Speaker 1: that to me. Maybe call your best friend a slut

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Speaker 1: on Facebook. Do something like that, something fun, you know,

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Speaker 1: mix it up. I don't need your suggestion. You're apathetic loser.

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Speaker 1: I am not a loser. You should see my Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of fun. Why do you not real?

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Speaker 1: It's kind of real. I mean you didn't get a

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Speaker 1: job because of it? You know? Are you? You? Whoa?

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Speaker 1: Now that's the spirit that I like. There you go.

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Speaker 1: You know what, maybe we should have you come back

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Speaker 1: in and of view. Now that I'm hearing a little die,

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Speaker 1: I would rather die with someone like you. Well, now

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Speaker 1: see now I'm getting more spice from you. You want

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Speaker 1: to come back in an interview? Shut up? Shut up?

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Speaker 1: Your supervis were on. Hey, Bailey, this is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. What

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your sister Heather set you up. She

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Speaker 1: says that you've been really nervous about this job that

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Speaker 1: you applied for and wanted to screw with you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: but good luck getting that job though, Okay, okay, And

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Speaker 1: when you do, make sure you post a lot of

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Speaker 1: bikini picks and a lot of party picks. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I definitely will week up every morning with jul taps.

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Speaker 1: We two point five