Speaker 1: I guess who just got back today.
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Moons that had been away.
Speaker 1: They both have so much to see.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Their name is a Brodian Skier and the Boys.
Speaker 4: Efterisode two seventy three, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: I think I think we play that song more than
Speaker 1: our normal theme. Oh what are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: We take a lot of vacation.
Speaker 4: I think you take a lot of vacations. You in
Speaker 4: that morning show. You guys are always on me.
Speaker 1: I feel like a listener. You guys are always on vacation,
Speaker 1: always on vacation.
Speaker 4: I guess what I got news for you. I'll just
Speaker 4: give you the preview right now. We'll be on vacation
Speaker 4: in less than another month.
Speaker 1: What week is this you're taking off?
Speaker 5: That's it's Thanksgiving week. Week of Thanksgiving. We're away and
Speaker 5: I won't be here. I'll be out of town. Otherwise
Speaker 5: I would have been like, you know, years we never
Speaker 5: got the week off. You know what I think it is?
Speaker 4: You guys all see how I'm relaxing this year, and
Speaker 4: how calm I am, and how how good I feel.
Speaker 4: So now the whole show is following my lead and
Speaker 4: trying to like semi step back from the show like
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 5: No, when you reach a certain plateau twenty eight years
Speaker 5: doing this twenty eight years, you have to take a
Speaker 5: certain amount of time with the union.
Speaker 1: The union gives you certain amount of weeks, and you
Speaker 1: got to use those ways. Yeah, I'm all about unions.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: It's just it's what we got in teen weeks, all right,
Speaker 4: twenty teen weeks.
Speaker 1: I can't you know.
Speaker 4: A buddy of mine said the same thing. He's like,
Speaker 4: I can't believe that you guys like always off and
Speaker 4: I look at it. I'm like, dude, I love you, brother,
Speaker 4: but you know, get a better job. I don't know,
Speaker 4: get a job.
Speaker 5: That that that pays you a lot of money, and
Speaker 5: you know you get to take your take a lot
Speaker 5: of vacation time, or get a job with a lot
Speaker 5: of vacation. I know you you're gritting your teeth. But
Speaker 5: but the I mean, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're in can't just tell people to get
Speaker 4: a better just that way. You can't just go I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go over there and go I'm gonna get a
Speaker 4: job with twelve weeks vacation. No, but you negotiate that stuff, right,
Speaker 4: negotiate when you get when you negotiate, yes, even when
Speaker 4: you're not in the union. When you get a job,
Speaker 4: a job, you sign a lot of job, you sign
Speaker 4: a contract.
Speaker 5: Right, a lot of jobs you sign a contract. I'm
Speaker 5: not being a douche. This is her life of a friend.
Speaker 5: This is a life you're a friend.
Speaker 4: We have a friend who used to work with us
Speaker 4: at this station a long time ago, and she has
Speaker 4: a job with a European company, works for a European company,
Speaker 4: and because of the country she works for, they take
Speaker 4: off the entire summer and and and and all of December. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so she gets off I think June, July, August, and
Speaker 4: December not uncommon, brody, because the country doesn't believe in
Speaker 4: working certain times of the year something like that.
Speaker 1: So she has even more vacation than than you do.
Speaker 5: But what I'm saying is, if you're getting as much,
Speaker 5: you get a gig, right, whatever that is at the
Speaker 5: time of you sitting down, and obviously you give it
Speaker 5: a salary right then and there you're like, look right,
Speaker 5: and by the way, I want I want you know,
Speaker 5: salary bonuses, and you negotiate weeks off for your site
Speaker 5: and right, and then everything the laughter stops quickly and
Speaker 5: the job offer is still on the table.
Speaker 4: Well, or if they can't give you the money you want, right,
Speaker 4: let's say you want I'm just just gonna throw this
Speaker 4: out there. Let's say you want hundred thousand dollars, but
Speaker 4: they say we can only pay you. We could pay
Speaker 4: you eighty thousand. Right, then you tell them i'd like
Speaker 4: any Right, that's the negotiable part. You say, you know, okay,
Speaker 4: that's great, I'll take the eighty, but can I also
Speaker 4: get an extra two weeks of vacation? And right, maybe
Speaker 4: maybe pay for my parking. There's other things. There's things
Speaker 4: you could throw in, a free laptop. I don't know,
Speaker 4: but but it's all about it's all about negotiation. So
Speaker 4: you know you have to you know, you have to
Speaker 4: open your mouth. You got to say it now. They
Speaker 4: may shoot you down for that, and then and then
Speaker 4: you may be like, you know, this is the job
Speaker 4: for me. They may have security drag you out of
Speaker 4: the building for that. And I know, beggars can't be
Speaker 4: choosing a lot of people like you're scary. You don't
Speaker 4: even know how it is out there. And I know
Speaker 4: a lot of people saying that right now. But scary
Speaker 4: you and I had real jobs, I mean, like real
Speaker 4: hard working jobs back in the day. Well not like
Speaker 4: hard hardworking, but we worked. I know what it was
Speaker 4: like to have two weeks vacation or like a week
Speaker 4: and a half. Yeah, some people don't get any vacation.
Speaker 4: I started here, I got What did I do, Brody?
Speaker 1: I worked.
Speaker 4: I used to work the overnight shift from midnight to
Speaker 4: six am on the air, and then do the morning show,
Speaker 4: picking up girls on AOL on the request line two
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's right. That was before then the event of
Speaker 1: before the route three at the TikTok done.
Speaker 4: Before the event of the Internet. And I would be like, hey,
Speaker 4: let's go, you know whatever. Anyway, so and then and
Speaker 4: then I go home on eleven and noon, and then
Speaker 4: that's a twelve hour day right there. How do you
Speaker 4: swipe right on our quest line?
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you shut up? Dick?
Speaker 4: You met you met back at This is how it long, Cary,
Speaker 4: he's been in radio. He used to meet girls. We're
Speaker 4: not even seeing what they look like. You couldn't even
Speaker 4: look up their profile or their Instagram.
Speaker 5: Or they would send the picture too on their flip phone,
Speaker 5: which is like grainy and like, dude.
Speaker 4: Dude, when you started in radio, you're talking about three picturels.
Speaker 4: Mid nineties, there were no flip phones even then, no photographs.
Speaker 5: Well there was, there was America Online, right, so it'd
Speaker 5: be like, hey, what's your profile?
Speaker 1: You know, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, but even that,
Speaker 1: the pictures.
Speaker 4: There sucked some and really see, you know, send send
Speaker 4: email me a picture of yourself.
Speaker 1: I hoped it was them.
Speaker 5: I mean one time, one time, I oh, I got
Speaker 5: off the air. It was like six in the morning
Speaker 5: on a d a Friday night. It's a Saturday. That's
Speaker 5: the other day I didn't have. I didn't have weekends.
Speaker 1: Off was Saturday. I used to work weekends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I would work one day to Friday and
Speaker 5: then Friday night shift. I would have no life.
Speaker 4: And then you know, usually get the drunk people calling
Speaker 4: it too in the morning, you know, make song requests
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 1: I want to hear cherry.
Speaker 5: Or you get the woo ho girls where where you're
Speaker 5: on speakerphone in the car and go whoa, and then
Speaker 5: you know you just start like talking to them, chatting
Speaker 5: them up, and then like you know, you take it private, and.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Scary Jones, why are you so scary?
Speaker 4: Can I find it out? And you're like, it's scary,
Speaker 4: I never mind. And then you say, hey, I'll beat
Speaker 4: you in a diner. We'll go to the Golden Unicorn
Speaker 4: and Staten Island, you know, I'll meet you there. Does
Speaker 4: that don't even exist anymore? Of the Golden Unicorn, I
Speaker 4: don't know. Golden Dove is like the name of a
Speaker 4: cheap hourly hotel, the Golden Dove, whatever it is anyway,
Speaker 4: so yeah, but yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5: And then you meet him at like six six thirty
Speaker 5: in the morning when I get off the air and
Speaker 5: on my way back to driving back to Brooklyn, and
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 4: It's like so romantic. Oh, life of a DJ. And
Speaker 4: then you're like, oh my god, what did I get
Speaker 4: myself into. That was back in the day when Scary
Speaker 4: wouldn't take vacations off because he would miss out a
Speaker 4: chance of getting girls on the request line. Now he's
Speaker 4: got Robin, he'd be like, I get to take off
Speaker 4: hang out, Robin. Oh, speaking of vacations, I want to
Speaker 4: get into your trip to Savannah.
Speaker 1: When do you want to talk about that? Savannah?
Speaker 4: No, how you are Savanna the most haunted city in America?
Speaker 1: What it's one of the most haunted cities in America. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call bullshit. No it is.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 4: Well, when we'll come back, we'll hear about this bullshit.
Speaker 4: Now you're sucking into UFOs Haunting Houses.
Speaker 7: Podcast.
Speaker 4: So were they UFOs landing in Savannah near the haunted houses?
Speaker 4: We're not going there today, Brody. We're not talking about
Speaker 4: aliens in UFOs. Obviously, there's a clear segment of our
Speaker 4: audience that that that thinks that bullshit.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about UFOs.
Speaker 4: We're talking about something real serious now, haunted houses.
Speaker 1: Savannah's the what is it now? What you say it
Speaker 1: was the most haunted one?
Speaker 4: So you know, Salem, New Orleans, Charleston, A lot of
Speaker 4: these cities in America are ancient, they're old.
Speaker 1: And they're okay all yeah, all of them are old.
Speaker 4: Well, some of them are older than others. Right, Yes,
Speaker 4: In fact, do you know the oldest city in America?
Speaker 4: David Brody?
Speaker 1: But you know, but you know appearance, I would say Detroit.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just kidding. The oldest city in America. Well,
Speaker 4: I would have have to be. No, it wouldn't have
Speaker 4: to be any of the ones you're thinking of, because
Speaker 4: are you gonna say Savannah not even oldest in terms
Speaker 4: of America, oldest in terms of like the Native Americans
Speaker 4: will live in there, the oldest in terms of America
Speaker 4: in fact of the Columbus, it's not. It's not even
Speaker 4: it's not even in no now after that, it's not
Speaker 4: even in the Northeast. No, I imagine it's in the
Speaker 4: South because you just came back from Savannah with knowledge
Speaker 4: it has nothing to do with where I came back
Speaker 4: from either.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, tell me the oldest city in America.
Speaker 5: Saint Augustine, Florida. All right, settled the good it would
Speaker 5: have forty fifty years before Jamestown was. Okay, the oldest
Speaker 5: city in America's I want to go visit there. And
Speaker 5: apparently it's haunted. So all these old cities are haunted.
Speaker 4: So savannahs Savannahs among them. They don't have anything else
Speaker 4: to talk about. Come on, now, you know why New
Speaker 4: York City is not haunted because we have Broadway and
Speaker 4: sports teams and tons and pizza. Oh, you have nothing
Speaker 4: to talk about in your town. There are things I
Speaker 4: don't know. Let's say it is a haunted tree.
Speaker 1: Everyone will come visit.
Speaker 4: No, there are hauntings in New York City. We hear
Speaker 4: about them all the time. No, those are called muggings.
Speaker 4: So there's a house, and I don't want to get
Speaker 4: the name wrong. I think it's called the Marshall over
Speaker 4: the Marshall Weed House. Hold on is it Marshall Weed
Speaker 4: martle smoke coming out of it? Yeah, exactly that one
Speaker 4: weed house. Uh, I'm sorry. The Sorel Weed House. S
Speaker 4: o oh, that one's much better than us are our
Speaker 4: e L Weed House. So the Sorel Weed House is
Speaker 4: a probably the most haunted house in Savannah, arguably.
Speaker 1: Compared to the other haunted house.
Speaker 4: Haunted houses they give you're not believing it, They give
Speaker 4: go one hundred percent in, I'm all in.
Speaker 1: You know me.
Speaker 5: They give ghost house tours. So we went there at night.
Speaker 5: We paid lot of money. Well, well, hold on, like
Speaker 5: a lot of money. Let me guess fifty Okay, we'll
Speaker 5: talk about that at the end. All right, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 4: You paid more than fifty dollars to go into a
Speaker 4: scam house? If not wasn't a scam see you think
Speaker 4: my house for forty I'll tell you it's haunted.
Speaker 1: Now listen to me. Here's here's my problem. Old man
Speaker 1: Higgins died. I knew it. I already knew this was
Speaker 1: coming this way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see that crop circles, I know it. See Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna let you get it all out.
Speaker 1: Is there a rocking chair that a boy died in on?
Speaker 1: It was not that.
Speaker 4: Every once in a while, when the wind blows, the
Speaker 4: rocking chair moves, it's called wind.
Speaker 1: But all right, dad, it was okay.
Speaker 4: So the ghost tour is thirty dollars, but the after
Speaker 4: hours power.
Speaker 1: Normal investigation is seventy dollars. And you paid for that.
Speaker 4: Yes, So here's here's the thing. You paid one hundred dollars. Probably,
Speaker 4: I know you. You treated Robin right. So you paid
Speaker 4: two hundred dollars for a scamboni.
Speaker 1: Hit the jingle.
Speaker 4: It's not a scambeller. Oh you wanted to get the
Speaker 4: jingle right, Let.
Speaker 1: Me hear about it. Maybe it'll be maybe it'll be real.
Speaker 4: Now Brody thinks it's a Scamboniam.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's the ghosts. There's the ghosts at the end.
Speaker 5: So when you get there, you know, you've walked into
Speaker 5: a creepy place. There was a guy, uh.
Speaker 4: Shooting up heroin. No, there was a dude apparently who
Speaker 4: lived who owned the house, and uh uh, they take you.
Speaker 4: They take you into the men's quarters and then the
Speaker 4: ladies quarters.
Speaker 1: But when as your separate.
Speaker 4: Money as you're in the house, I mean obviously all
Speaker 4: the lights are out.
Speaker 1: Everything's like really dark, and him on purpose think for
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks they could afford electricity.
Speaker 4: They's setting the mood and they're telling you what goes
Speaker 4: on in each room of the house. And the woman
Speaker 4: the tour guide told us that the said, oh it
Speaker 4: in our in our last tour, people saw some activity
Speaker 4: over by the piano.
Speaker 1: They saw some things going on there.
Speaker 5: So apparently it's it's it's actually a reoccurring things.
Speaker 1: They see apparitions.
Speaker 4: I'm willing to bet that every tour group right before
Speaker 4: whatever you go, just saw something. Do you think so
Speaker 4: that's like when you go, well watching they go. I
Speaker 4: can't promise anything, but the last tour fit twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 4: We saw some mating whales. There was a feeding frenzy.
Speaker 4: You just keep your eyes open. We saw him a
Speaker 4: little while ago I know. I'm just telling you what
Speaker 4: the scam is. That's a well watching scam, the ghost scam.
Speaker 1: Oh, the last tour, how come that this tour?
Speaker 4: How come this door didn't say so? So we get
Speaker 4: to you know what they're gonna tell the tour after
Speaker 4: you the last tour saw a lot of activity. Well,
Speaker 4: they asked us if it was okay that we we
Speaker 4: go to the base.
Speaker 1: No hold on, they it was okay.
Speaker 4: We went to the basement and we kept the lights low,
Speaker 4: and of course we wanted to do that. So we
Speaker 4: get down there and apparently the guy who owned the house,
Speaker 4: his son was a was a self made surgeon, and
Speaker 4: he would do surgery in this one area of the basement.
Speaker 4: And they had like, you know, a recreating of the
Speaker 4: chopping of his block with all the surgical tools in
Speaker 4: the window. It was behind the window, and they showed
Speaker 4: you all these rusty tools and stuff, whether they were
Speaker 4: original sign that said if you'd steal the rusty tool,
Speaker 4: we charge you five hundred dollars like that steakhouse.
Speaker 8: You go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So they said that a lot of times these surgeries
Speaker 4: would go wrong. So what they did do this self
Speaker 4: taught surgeon, Well he they would.
Speaker 5: They would then take the bodies and they would put
Speaker 5: them in the mortuary right next door, like literally into
Speaker 5: in through the door. They showed us a doorway with
Speaker 5: a door and the door had there was like a
Speaker 5: little chain around the thing, like you can't get near
Speaker 5: the door and you can't get through it. Don't don't
Speaker 5: open this door, and it was like and there was
Speaker 5: a cinder block. And the lady said that on her
Speaker 5: first one of her first nights there, she was closing
Speaker 5: up and it was late at night.
Speaker 1: And the door was closed.
Speaker 4: It has real locks on it, like current locks the
Speaker 4: door to the mortuary, and the door flew open on
Speaker 4: her no, and she.
Speaker 1: Ran out screaming.
Speaker 4: She said that just about every morning they would come
Speaker 4: in and in the in the basement right there, and
Speaker 4: then the door of the mortuary was always wide open.
Speaker 4: This inexplicably so epic, but only since she started. So
Speaker 4: she said that they had to put a cinder block
Speaker 4: there and to block it from opening up. And there's
Speaker 4: a cinder block at the foot of the door so
Speaker 4: it can't open on its own. She also said, if
Speaker 4: you certainly, if you sit in this certain area of
Speaker 4: the basement, hm, you have to make sure that you
Speaker 4: keep all of your.
Speaker 5: Belongings against you, like on you like secure your belongings,
Speaker 5: because there are these ghosts that are earring thieves and
Speaker 5: they will steal they will pull out of your ear
Speaker 5: like steal.
Speaker 1: Your your your belongings, your earrings, your.
Speaker 4: Accessory, pickpocket theme, pickpocket ghosts. Yes, so let me ask
Speaker 4: you a question. The doors that fly open every night?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did the doors fly open so hard they knocked over
Speaker 4: the video camera set up on a tripod to film
Speaker 4: this happening?
Speaker 1: No, dude, google it.
Speaker 5: There's actually they put cameras on infrared or whatever for
Speaker 5: paranormal activity in the overnight.
Speaker 1: Well they're not there. And they showed the doors swinging open.
Speaker 4: With Google sorel wheat house doors flinging open and hold on,
Speaker 4: wait it gets better, brody, I'm not even I'm not
Speaker 4: even closer. It couldn't get worse, wouldn't fuck you?
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 5: There's a certain area that they that's it was like
Speaker 5: a long corridor and it was all it was really
Speaker 5: just red light.
Speaker 1: It was just a dim red light. And they say
Speaker 1: that if you.
Speaker 5: Want to try and connect with the spirit, there's a
Speaker 5: spirit of a shadow of a soldier that walks back
Speaker 5: and forth that people have seen.
Speaker 4: So you sit down in this wooden chair. Hold on,
Speaker 4: how much extra to walk down the hall?
Speaker 1: Thirty?
Speaker 4: No, it's free. You sit down. It's part of the tour.
Speaker 4: They're like, if you feel like you wanted to do it,
Speaker 4: just sit down in the chair. Now here's what they do.
Speaker 5: They do like a little ten minute story and then
Speaker 5: you get to wander around for about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: So just sit in the chair. Did you see the soldier?
Speaker 4: I sat in the chair. I didn't see the soldier.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny?
Speaker 4: It's a soldier, not like a plumber or like a well,
Speaker 4: was a soldier whatever.
Speaker 5: Anyway, they say the soldier, they say sometimes people connect
Speaker 5: with that spirit.
Speaker 1: The other thing, they said that again, Brodie.
Speaker 4: I'm trying trying to keep a straight face because I
Speaker 4: know Brody is like legitmate, Like, you fucking idiot, you
Speaker 4: believe you.
Speaker 1: Fell for this. I believe in the paranormal activity.
Speaker 5: There's also a situation where the woman, the mistress of
Speaker 5: the house, apparently she was she was being cheated on
Speaker 5: by the guy who owned the house with one of
Speaker 5: the slaves from the outhouse. So when you go to
Speaker 5: the when you go to the outhouse, slave lived in
Speaker 5: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: What's the house.
Speaker 4: Beyond the house, the carriage house, okay, or the slave house?
Speaker 1: The slave house. We went in plantation, is what you're
Speaker 1: telling me.
Speaker 5: We went into the carriage house up to the top
Speaker 5: of the stairs in the attic, and that's where apparently
Speaker 5: the slaves were put. They say that if you go in,
Speaker 5: if you go then and now the owner of the.
Speaker 4: House was so upset because his wife, you're laughing, the
Speaker 4: wife jumped off the roof because she found out that
Speaker 4: he was cheating with a slave.
Speaker 5: So he murdered the slave in the slave carriage house room.
Speaker 5: You're like, not about this.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 4: You go into the room and you close the door
Speaker 4: behind you, and there's been the sound like let me out,
Speaker 4: help me, help me, And that apparently is the slave.
Speaker 4: You can hear her in that room. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 4: Who are we to deny this? Who would you say
Speaker 4: that this never happened. It's the most hill haunted house
Speaker 4: its event anyway, you don't believe it, we'll just move on.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I don't hear anything?
Speaker 4: You're you're a Dick, what are you pulling up sound
Speaker 4: effects of paranormal activity? This one couple took it so seriously.
Speaker 4: They had they had one of those meters, one of
Speaker 4: those things where you detect will you detect a parking meter? No,
Speaker 4: they were in this paranormal activity meter where they were
Speaker 4: like looking around there, walking around the house looking for something,
Speaker 4: listening for something, detecting waves.
Speaker 1: Ohay, sound like that. You don't believe me.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you what happened to Kathleen, my girl, Kathleen.
Speaker 5: This is okay, my my buddy's wife. All right, He said,
Speaker 5: he find how cheating was a slave though.
Speaker 1: There was a certain.
Speaker 5: Area of the basement that when you walk in you
Speaker 5: feel claustrophobic, you feel like there's a problem or your
Speaker 5: close it. So she something happened with her iPhone watch
Speaker 5: where the things started fucking flipping out when she went
Speaker 5: into this room and her heart started racing, and then
Speaker 5: when she left she was good again. And then she
Speaker 5: went back in and her heart her heart started racing again.
Speaker 5: So there's something too energy in a room that could
Speaker 5: be paranormal activity.
Speaker 4: Ay, Brodie, I know there are slices that are listening
Speaker 4: that are with me on this that believe in ghosts
Speaker 4: paranormal activity, Maybe they've experienced some themselves. I'm just saying, listen,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying this house is a scam. I'm not
Speaker 4: saying that Slices shouldn't believe what they believe.
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 4: You haven't been there? Okay, would can this some things?
Speaker 4: You just know that's one of those things. I'm just saying,
Speaker 4: I think they suck at you. I don't think modern
Speaker 4: science is swooping down and making this like a government
Speaker 4: facility where they're investigating paranormal activity. It's a couple of
Speaker 4: people having a fucking museum this day. They getting people
Speaker 4: to come in and just say, oh, we'll make it
Speaker 4: a scary house.
Speaker 5: So you're saying that they made up all the stories
Speaker 5: of the house.
Speaker 1: You're saying that they're just scare bony. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a scare bony.
Speaker 5: You don't think that these you don't think that the
Speaker 5: stories were true.
Speaker 4: By the way, tweet us tweet us a hashtag scarebone
Speaker 4: who tweets anybody you got ripped off? Well to ax us.
Speaker 4: Nobody nobody tweets or axes that check Twitter. That platform
Speaker 4: is dead. Nobody's on there anymore. Nobody sends me any
Speaker 4: messages on Twitter anyway or anyway. Go ahead, But that said,
Speaker 4: that's said. I'm not calling it that. You could say
Speaker 4: what you want ex Twitter, whatever you the hell you
Speaker 4: want to call it. My point is, you know, at
Speaker 4: least leave us a talk back about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole time you got scare bony, No, the.
Speaker 5: Time that you actually encountered an apparition, a weird a
Speaker 5: weird happening, paranormal activity, or the gunment that goes took
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars out of your pocket at the door,
Speaker 5: stole your earrings.
Speaker 1: Still her.
Speaker 4: Why, I will just imagine you and your friends with
Speaker 4: their wives holding their ears like, well, I hope no
Speaker 4: one steals my hearing.
Speaker 1: Brodie, I tried, you tried.
Speaker 5: You don't believe, Okay, listen, some of us believe in
Speaker 5: these things, others don't. I tend to believe in that
Speaker 5: haunted houses are real, that things can happen, voices, feelings.
Speaker 4: It could just be a premonition, something that you just
Speaker 4: an uncomfortable feeling that comes over you. It could be
Speaker 4: something when I.
Speaker 1: Listen to a story about ghost house I get that
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 5: You just think that they just have to get your money.
Speaker 5: It's a whole dog and pony show. It's like a carnival, like.
Speaker 1: A circus, and pay for a dog and pony show.
Speaker 4: What I won't pay for is is a ghost and
Speaker 4: uh spirit of a soldier walking down a hallway with
Speaker 4: a red light.
Speaker 1: Listen, we didn't that's.
Speaker 4: Although we didn't see it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: I bet you.
Speaker 5: I bet you would never ever agree to be left
Speaker 5: there at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: And that's cellar by yourself. Oh shored.
Speaker 4: No way, dude, no way, all right, fine google it everyone,
Speaker 4: sore L s O r e l weed House Savannah. So,
Speaker 4: speaking of Scamboni's the latest one. I don't know if
Speaker 4: I talked about this last week. Forgive me if I didn't.
Speaker 4: It's a segue to something else. Uh, I'm talking about
Speaker 4: a Facebook marketplace again. The new thing now is they
Speaker 4: text you and they go, oh, I want to buy it?
Speaker 4: Can I come now? And they go call me and
Speaker 4: it's they're all two six zero area codes for some reason, right.
Speaker 1: And it's a scambo You can't reply.
Speaker 4: You can't reply to them like I know you're a
Speaker 4: scam or go away because they immediately like block you
Speaker 4: from responding because they expect you to call. I don't
Speaker 4: know what they do when you call, but that's the
Speaker 4: new scam. They go, oh, what condition is it in?
Speaker 4: But they asked some generic question but the answer is
Speaker 4: all that so anyway, unrelated to that, So let you
Speaker 4: know there's that scam going on.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh, okay, so.
Speaker 4: I'm selling something on Facebook as you can imagine.
Speaker 1: And it's yeah, and it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 1: thing from my house.
Speaker 4: Anyway, this woman, I'm telling you her, I don't know
Speaker 4: if she's real, if the scam, I don't know. It's
Speaker 4: important to the conversation, so letting you know. Her profile
Speaker 4: picture is that of an Asian woman, and her name
Speaker 4: is the name of an actress, but reversed like the
Speaker 4: last names first the first name's last. Okay, so I
Speaker 4: googled it and see if like she's a known scammer. Anyway,
Speaker 4: she wrote, I'm interested in the item. I can pick
Speaker 4: up on Sunday, but I have no exact time as
Speaker 4: of now.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now that's that's a relative well written English sentence. That
Speaker 4: I'm assuming is a copy and paste, except she said
Speaker 4: the item right, well, yeah, right, Then she wrote back,
Speaker 4: I didn't answer her right away, and she wrote back
Speaker 4: mister David, which already is a red flag to me,
Speaker 4: because it's you know, mister Brody, I have some questions
Speaker 4: about the item she mentioned.
Speaker 1: What it is? Here?
Speaker 4: She says, are the legs removable? Now it says in
Speaker 4: the in the post that the legs are removable? She says,
Speaker 4: is the table can be fit in the car? Oh boy, okay,
Speaker 4: So I say, now again, I'm not criticizing her grammar here,
Speaker 4: but I said it says the legs come off in
Speaker 4: the description. I have no idea how big your car is.
Speaker 4: How would I know if it's going to fit in
Speaker 4: her car? I don't know what kind of car she has.
Speaker 4: And more importantly, ian she tells me what kind of
Speaker 4: car she has, don't.
Speaker 1: Know how big it is.
Speaker 4: She writes back, I have an SUV Rev four. So
Speaker 4: I said, the measurements are in the description. You need
Speaker 4: to measure your car. It's your car. I have no
Speaker 4: idea what size your car is, so she writes, Now
Speaker 4: you follow me so far?
Speaker 1: So far? Got a fucking way of.
Speaker 4: Knowing if this thing is gonna fit in her car.
Speaker 4: He unders tell us what kind of car it is.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, of course, the Ref four has eighty
Speaker 4: two inches clearance.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not my job to google it.
Speaker 1: She writes, Hi, I am sorry.
Speaker 4: The messenger has no camera, so I am unable to
Speaker 4: see where you are if you put the thing on
Speaker 4: Facebook for selling. So mentally prepared for the message, I
Speaker 4: am so sorry if you feel bad. I am interested
Speaker 4: to buy the item. I can pick up on Sunday,
Speaker 4: but I have no exact time as of now. So
Speaker 4: so I go, Okay, so I said, let me know
Speaker 4: what time is good for you, and again I'm just David.
Speaker 1: Have to call me, mister David.
Speaker 4: She writes back, no, mister David, So I go, I
Speaker 4: don't understand what you're saying about the messenger has no camera.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're saying. I want to understand
Speaker 4: what you're saying. Sounds like AI's gone wrong. So she
Speaker 4: writes back, please DNT, which I assumes don't apply your
Speaker 4: sensitive brain me, David, I have a sensitive brain. Okay,
Speaker 4: So I say, I don't know why you're being rude
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to understand you as your English is
Speaker 4: not making sense to me. If I don't understand what
Speaker 4: you say. And I say I don't understand what you say,
Speaker 4: that's not me being rude. Your translations into English are
Speaker 4: not making complete sentences. And I want to understand you
Speaker 4: so I can help you, because you know, I don't
Speaker 4: know what she's saying.
Speaker 1: So let me let me hold on on my phone.
Speaker 1: Just somebody just definitely a scam. I don't know. Let
Speaker 1: me go, let me go back to it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me go back to the message, because it's just
Speaker 1: the window closed. Yeah, it's too good not to go.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I don't hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on.
Speaker 4: So she wrote back, I thought the same, why you
Speaker 4: unnecessary talking? You started rude? Look at you you throw it?
Speaker 4: Look at you throw it, and then show up, mister David.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 4: Then she wrote I said, I wasn't trying to be rude,
Speaker 4: and I don't know what you mean by throw it.
Speaker 4: That doesn't mean anything. If you're using a translator, it's
Speaker 4: not try. I don't understand you. So she wrote back,
Speaker 4: please block me. I am no dandy bratt. This I
Speaker 4: go one word. I googled it. There's no such thing
Speaker 4: as a dandy bratt. I said, I don't know what.
Speaker 4: I'm not being rude. I don't know what dandy bratt is.
Speaker 4: She wrote back, you dandy bratt. So that's how that
Speaker 4: conversation went. Okay, And so I said, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: I guess you're not interested anymore.
Speaker 1: Huh. And that was it.
Speaker 4: She know dandy bratt. So again the pitfalls of selling
Speaker 4: on Facebook. She no dandy bratt. I can't argue with that.
Speaker 4: I never called her a dandy bratt. So, Broty, I've
Speaker 4: been away for like a week. I haven't seen you.
Speaker 4: What week and a half? Where have you been? Where
Speaker 4: have you been going? I get him a Facebook market place. No,
Speaker 4: enough of this, enough of this. This is unhealthy. You're
Speaker 4: developing a very unhealthy habit. I'll tell I did go out.
Speaker 4: I did go out, because all you do.
Speaker 1: Is you sell shit on and you stay home. I
Speaker 1: feel bad for you. I did something I haven't done
Speaker 1: in many, many years. What's that? I was meeting a
Speaker 1: friend for for.
Speaker 4: Uh, for lunch in Manhattan and you paid for them. No,
Speaker 4: and normally, normally it's not about the lunch. Normally, I
Speaker 4: drive in. You know me, I'm a big drive into
Speaker 4: the city guy. I always find a parking space where
Speaker 4: I pay for parking. Well, this particular location, when my
Speaker 4: friend wanted to have lunch, it was forty eight dollars
Speaker 4: to park, which I'm not doing.
Speaker 1: Forty must have been yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So my wife says, you know, I don't want
Speaker 4: to pay sixty bucks with the tolls in the parking.
Speaker 4: Why don't you take the train in? Take NJ Transit
Speaker 4: goes right, goes right to Secaucus. Now you're not from
Speaker 4: the area. All the trains in New Jersey all go
Speaker 4: to secaucas which is not far from where the Jets
Speaker 4: and Giants play football. It's not far outside of Manhattan.
Speaker 4: All the trains go there and then you can either
Speaker 4: transfer or whatever to anything you want other train systems
Speaker 4: and Amtrak whatever I don't know, but maybe not Amtrak,
Speaker 4: but you can. All the trains from secaucas all of
Speaker 4: them go into Manhattan. So a lot of people just
Speaker 4: go right to Selcaucas. You park in the lot, and
Speaker 4: then you have like eight trains all going in toto Manhattan.
Speaker 4: You go to Penn Station, which is the big train station,
Speaker 4: and then from there you take a subway wherever you
Speaker 4: want to go.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, you know what the train's like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, ten bucks, twelve bucks, whatever it is. And
Speaker 4: parking in New Jersey, by the particular parking lot I
Speaker 4: went to is five dollars for the for the train
Speaker 4: stations in the neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: And you take the.
Speaker 4: Train, it's like a half hour to seacaucas you go
Speaker 4: to Manhattan. Okay, great, So you know I don't get
Speaker 4: up early in the morning, but I gotta get to
Speaker 4: the train at I think it was eleven o four
Speaker 4: something like that.
Speaker 1: Eleven let's say eleven o five.
Speaker 4: So I get to the parking lot, I get there
Speaker 4: like twenty to eleven, and I get a spot. I
Speaker 4: get one of the last spots because you know, everyone
Speaker 4: is going to work has already parked there. And I
Speaker 4: get there nice and early, and I text my wife
Speaker 4: I made it to the train, because she takes the
Speaker 4: train in every day to work. And you know, she
Speaker 4: was talking me through the process. She's like, you should
Speaker 4: go to this day. So I go to the station.
Speaker 4: Well we'll call it Smith Street station. It's not, but
Speaker 4: for the sake of the conversation, I went to Smith
Speaker 4: Street station. Okay, and I'm twenty minutes early and I
Speaker 4: have to take the train east to Manhattan because New
Speaker 4: Jersey as well. Okay, So they make an announcement we
Speaker 4: have some track delays.
Speaker 1: So the uh, the.
Speaker 4: Westbound train coming from Manhattan will now be on the
Speaker 4: eastbound track.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So the train comes on the track on the you know,
Speaker 4: the platform I'm waiting on, and it goes the other direction,
Speaker 4: and the guys are like, yeah, all the trains are
Speaker 4: coming on this track.
Speaker 1: We have a track problem. Okay. Great.
Speaker 4: So it's eleven oh one eleven oh two, and I'm
Speaker 4: looking according to the train schedule, i will get into
Speaker 4: the city in just enough time to get on the
Speaker 4: subway to make my lunch with my person. It's eleven
Speaker 4: oh five, eleven ten, eleven fifteen, eleven twenty. There's no train,
Speaker 4: no announcement, no nothing. So the woman next to me
Speaker 4: says to a friend, I just looked in the NJ
Speaker 4: Transit app there's no longer a train coming at eleven
Speaker 4: oh five.
Speaker 1: The train has just disappeared. It's canceled, it's done.
Speaker 4: No train Okay, So I'm like, fuck, my wife told
Speaker 4: me this was easy so now I gotta jump.
Speaker 1: Back in my car.
Speaker 4: I've already paid five dollars for parking. I gotta jump
Speaker 4: in my car and drive to Secaucus. Twenty five minutes
Speaker 4: to get to secaucas And when I get there, there's
Speaker 4: a giant parking lot. Giant parking lot. It's thirty dollars
Speaker 4: to pay for parking. Scary thirty. I already paid five.
Speaker 4: Now I gotta pay thirty. So I go to the entrance,
Speaker 4: which is right by the entrance to the train station.
Speaker 4: And you know, I have a handicapped parking pass because
Speaker 4: I have I have a bad knee at the moment,
Speaker 4: I tell you know.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I have the the things worry about it.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, oh, all these of a bad attitude,
Speaker 4: that's correct. So all these parking spaces are empty. But
Speaker 4: there's a sign that says parking lot entrance is full,
Speaker 4: is closed. Rather please go around to the other entrance.
Speaker 1: So I go. I go all the way to the end.
Speaker 4: Now around on the outside, round the outside, round the outside,
Speaker 4: I go round around. I go to the back corner
Speaker 4: and the sign there says entrance closed. Please use the
Speaker 4: parking lot across the street.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Now I have to go across the street, which is
Speaker 4: like a quarter mile away from the.
Speaker 1: Entrance to the train station. So I pull in.
Speaker 4: I pay thirty dollars. I'm trying to save money here.
Speaker 4: I pay an additional down, paid thirty five dollars. I
Speaker 4: could have driven into the city for forty eight. I've
Speaker 4: now paid thirty five. So I go into the lot.
Speaker 4: I get the handicapped spot in that lot, which is
Speaker 4: the front of the lot.
Speaker 1: Big deal.
Speaker 4: I have to cross the street walk the entire length
Speaker 4: of the other parking lot, which is like a football field,
Speaker 4: no joke. Yes, And I'm starting to get uncomfortable. My
Speaker 4: back's hurt and my ankle's hurt. Everything that's wrong with
Speaker 4: me is hurting. I'm getting tired. So I get to
Speaker 4: the where the the exit is, right where I wanted
Speaker 4: a park and there's a guy sitting in the booth.
Speaker 4: I go, excuse me, Uh, why is the entrance closed?
Speaker 4: You have like twelve handicapped parking spaces open. I have
Speaker 4: a handicapped parking pass and he says, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I go, well, I could have parked there. Why why
Speaker 4: didn't you double park? Why don't you park and come.
Speaker 1: In and get me. I go.
Speaker 4: It's a one lane road. If I stop, no one
Speaker 4: can pass me. I go, And I didn't see you.
Speaker 4: You weren't in the booth. I said, look, I just
Speaker 4: walked the whole parklight, walked the whole thing. The ohl
Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And he goes. He looks at me, goes, hey, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? My life is like life sucks.
Speaker 1: I go, what do you mean? What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: He doesn't give a fuck. I go here. He goes, sorry, man,
Speaker 1: parking lots closed. I go.
Speaker 4: You could have put up a sign parking lots closed
Speaker 4: except for handicap parking.
Speaker 1: No, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: So I go, and I get in the city and
Speaker 4: I just make it in time, all the trains lined up.
Speaker 1: I make it.
Speaker 4: But now I'm out thirty. I'm out thirty dollars plus
Speaker 4: the toll on the turnpike. Of course, yes whatever. So
Speaker 4: now I'm like in the hole.
Speaker 5: You're almost even for what the forty eight dollars you
Speaker 5: could play, you see, because you know what I would
Speaker 5: have done.
Speaker 1: I would have paid the forty eight and I would
Speaker 1: have just been, you.
Speaker 4: Know, not have as a high stress level as you right,
Speaker 4: So all I got would have the anxiety right now.
Speaker 1: All I could tell you know, I can tell my wife.
Speaker 1: I was right.
Speaker 4: Fuck New Jersey Transit. So I so I called New
Speaker 4: Jersey Transit yesterday, careful, Hello.
Speaker 1: Are my friends who J Transit? Are my friends?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 1: Good? I may need some connections.
Speaker 4: I call up and I tell them the story and
Speaker 4: I say, you know what, I would like you to
Speaker 4: refund my thirty dollars. And she was she was like that,
Speaker 4: like that, she was had some of her teeth like no, no,
Speaker 4: like that was the attitude. NJ Transit doesn't do refunds.
Speaker 4: I said, whoa wait a minute, I'm telling you it's
Speaker 4: your fault. The train disappeared and I had to go
Speaker 4: pay thirty dollars for parking.
Speaker 1: She just, yeah, we don't. NJ Transit doesn't give refunds.
Speaker 1: Come on, I I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: Just refund my tic it or credit me a free
Speaker 4: ticket because I spent a lot of money. It's your fault,
Speaker 4: it's not my fault. Oh yeah, we don't give refunds.
Speaker 4: Just I'll put I'll put an acclaim. I'll put in acclaim.
Speaker 4: I go, okay, how will I know if the claim
Speaker 4: is answered? Just we'll email you. And what if I
Speaker 4: don't get an email, just, well, then you're out of luck.
Speaker 4: So I got what are you gonna do? And you're
Speaker 4: out of luck? That was my day on today's Friday, Wednesday,
Speaker 4: my Wednesday. So guess what next time, I'm paying forty
Speaker 4: eight dollars to park plus talls sixty dollars fuck it
Speaker 4: for the aggravation to take in the train. I'll go
Speaker 4: give money to a parking garage. At least I know
Speaker 4: it's gonna be there.
Speaker 1: The Brickman Boys podcast, We will be right back.
Speaker 4: So much pent up anger, David Brody. I thought I
Speaker 4: was gonna get free dessert.
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 4: I got shit is what I got from NJ Transit done.
Speaker 4: I'm not done with them yet. I'll hit him up
Speaker 4: on social media. Hey, is it wrong that I have
Speaker 4: a crush on the Live here Rodrigo. Yeah, she's twelve. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: she's twenty. I compare it to you, you know, relatively
Speaker 4: speaking me out earlier, actually several episodes ago.
Speaker 1: I know we were coming down on she's a pretty
Speaker 1: young woman, but like.
Speaker 4: No, hold on, hold on, before we go first, No,
Speaker 4: I want to I want to actually just reclaim my
Speaker 4: stance because people seem to think that.
Speaker 1: I was gripped. Was I ripping her on this podcast?
Speaker 5: I was ripping the fact that we don't have anything,
Speaker 5: any good songs out uh, And it was we didn't
Speaker 5: have a summer a summer song, and Vampire was like
Speaker 5: our choice and it was kind of slow and well.
Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is like the two sing
Speaker 1: video now She's hot, you have a crush on her?
Speaker 5: The two singles that followed bad idea, right, and what's
Speaker 5: the current?
Speaker 4: One is getting back? God, she looks so hot, she
Speaker 4: really does, and I can't what what do you do?
Speaker 4: She's twenty yep? Okay, what's wrong is that? Should I
Speaker 4: feel empty for.
Speaker 1: Her? Yep? I know? You five years longer than she's alive. See.
Speaker 4: Well, when you put it like that, it sounds yeah.
Speaker 4: Put Oh you know what else? Is an interesting mathematical equation?
Speaker 4: What's that my middle daughter is the same age as
Speaker 4: Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 5: That's what six see. That's what bothers you. It's it's
Speaker 5: the age thing, and you're comparing it to your own daughter.
Speaker 4: And it was like my daughter, No, The first thing
Speaker 4: I feel like she's somebody's daughter. And this guy our friendship,
Speaker 4: is older than Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1: And here's why I feel this way.
Speaker 4: Because she First of all, you remember two thousand and
Speaker 4: three right now, when the when the when the Marlins
Speaker 4: beat the Yankees in the World Series and we had
Speaker 4: squitched the fish shirts at two hundred that I created
Speaker 4: I came up with right two thousand and three, remember
Speaker 4: that she was being born. Okay, you know the reason
Speaker 4: why I feel like that is because, first of all.
Speaker 5: She's firing on all cylinders right now. I said this
Speaker 5: on the Morning show. She has she is the it girl.
Speaker 1: She she rips it girl. Maybe for older girls older.
Speaker 4: A Taylor Swift concert, I know it's younger girls to
Speaker 4: actually girl. No, it's a different kind of women. It's
Speaker 4: a different kind of girl. It's a different you can't.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is the it person on the planet.
Speaker 1: Taylor.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift appeals to a different Can I say something
Speaker 4: about Taylor Swift real quick? When she got out of
Speaker 4: the car the SNL after party and Travis came over
Speaker 4: and he, you know, he helped her out of the car.
Speaker 4: He led her. Travis Kelsey had her hand and he
Speaker 4: walked first, which I thought was very gentlemanly. But I
Speaker 4: was thinking in terms of star power, she should lead him,
Speaker 4: she should be dragging him around. I'm just saying he did.
Speaker 4: He did, He did the chivalrous thing. But now, but
Speaker 4: but I tell you, Taylor could be a little vanilla talking.
Speaker 4: You know, she's I think Olivia has been been dragged
Speaker 4: through the mud, like, look look at what happened to her,
Speaker 4: and she shed wait.
Speaker 1: It won't happened to her.
Speaker 4: She got, she stole a guy. She stole Josh Barrett, No,
Speaker 4: the opposite half front.
Speaker 1: No, Sabrina Carpenter. He allegedly, yeah, broke Sabrina Carpenter's heart.
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpon allegedly stole Josh back.
Speaker 4: And then she she took that sorrow and made a
Speaker 4: billion dollars off of it. She did because good for
Speaker 4: you and all that other those other songs. What I'm
Speaker 4: saying is for you. She had to give half the
Speaker 4: paramore because you know she did, right, but because.
Speaker 1: It sounded like that.
Speaker 4: My point is she's very I think there's just she's talented,
Speaker 4: but she's also relatable and I don't know, I just
Speaker 4: think that a lot of girls are like, wow, this
Speaker 4: is she's speaking for me right now.
Speaker 1: I think she's so well connected.
Speaker 4: To a touches you as as an almost fifty year
Speaker 4: old man that touches you, It touches your heart strength.
Speaker 4: I love No, I love it because she's a strong woman.
Speaker 4: She's like in the woman that you could take to dinner.
Speaker 1: She's independent.
Speaker 4: I don't know she's independent, so you'd like to trap
Speaker 4: her and make her unindependent.
Speaker 1: I don't want to find her hot, but I do.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't want to attractive.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you find Sabrina Corpenter attractive? Yes, but not
Speaker 4: in the way that I find that. Here's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm thinking. You hook up with Olivia roightkay,
Speaker 4: stop it, and then leave her for Sabrina Corpenter and
Speaker 4: they get a kind of a whole album about you.
Speaker 4: My love was scary that'll be the title. But like, wait,
Speaker 4: it must be scary. I think she's alluding to scary.
Speaker 4: That'd be great.
Speaker 1: Way.
Speaker 4: The reason why I bring it up is because, yeah,
Speaker 4: in other words, the reason is that the reason because
Speaker 4: if the shoe was on the hold on, we're two
Speaker 4: guys here. If this was if this was older guy,
Speaker 4: if this was if this was some older women talking
Speaker 4: about a twenty two year old hot.
Speaker 1: Guy, I'd say the same thing.
Speaker 5: No, No, you wouldn't because I think of Okay, think
Speaker 5: of Danielle.
Speaker 1: Think of Danielle from our show.
Speaker 4: Right the way, she's old enough, I could think about it.
Speaker 4: She's thinking about Danielle. She's older than me, married, older
Speaker 4: than me. She she she could fawn over some shirtless
Speaker 4: hot guy who's eighteen or nineteen years old.
Speaker 1: Say the same. Though she likes David Beckham, she.
Speaker 4: Said, say the same things. You know what I'm talking about, Brodie,
Speaker 4: don't start. Holds into what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 4: If she's he's a guy in a boy band and
Speaker 4: she goes, oh he's hot. No, she's making an objective opinion. Yes,
Speaker 4: But she didn't say I think I'm into her. Bro
Speaker 4: You didn't say Olivia Rodriguez hot. You said like.
Speaker 1: Women do that. Women.
Speaker 5: You've got to stop. Okay, stop for one second. Women
Speaker 5: in their forties and fifties do this.
Speaker 4: All the time to guys and talk about guys like
Speaker 4: their pieces of meat. Guys in their lateeens, early twenties,
Speaker 4: and they have left to the judge.
Speaker 1: Don't get it's legal. It's all legal. They're over seventeen, right,
Speaker 1: All you're doing is cracking jokes. Listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm putting an argument on. The podcast is supposed to be,
Speaker 1: but I'm putting it on. I'm putting an exact I'm
Speaker 1: putting it.
Speaker 4: I'm making a comparison. No, I'm making a direct analogy.
Speaker 1: I'm making. What I'm saying is this is apples to apples.
Speaker 1: That's not what an analogy is. But go ahead.
Speaker 5: But what I'm saying is if I'm making a comparison
Speaker 5: and I'm putting think about people their forties and fifties, women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they call them cougar's right, and cougar they're like, yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, they don't get the same kind of reaction like
Speaker 4: oh that's creepy, eh, the same way the way that
Speaker 4: you just did to me for being a guy, because
Speaker 4: the shoe was on the other foot.
Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, I didn't say all men,
Speaker 1: I just said you, that's a double standard.
Speaker 4: No, because I don't say I don't say I don't
Speaker 4: think women who were in their fifties should be dating
Speaker 4: twenty year old boys either.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't, that's my opinion. But I
Speaker 1: don't go around telling them not to do that. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't tell people what as long as they are Floksten.
Speaker 4: If my twenty year old daughter brought home a you
Speaker 4: or a fifty year old guy, it probably wouldn't sit well.
Speaker 1: With me, of course, not right, but what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But if a fifty year old woman brought home my
Speaker 4: twenty year old son, if I had one, that also
Speaker 4: wouldn't sit right with me. See that's where you're wrong, though,
Speaker 4: because I feel like a lot of people would be
Speaker 4: okay with that. Society is if my society forget about you,
Speaker 4: David Rody. Society is to the podcast. Society is not
Speaker 4: on the podcast. Society is okay with it.
Speaker 5: Overall, they're they're okay with the woman being older and
Speaker 5: the younger.
Speaker 4: Guy, but not okay with boys podcast with society and scary. No,
Speaker 4: it's me, I'm telling you. Look, I don't think society.
Speaker 4: Look listen, we can. I don't want to get into
Speaker 4: the whole physical dominance of a large man and a
Speaker 4: small girl. There's a lot of reasons why physically and
Speaker 4: mentally we look at those two situations differently. We do
Speaker 4: because sometimes little twenty year old girls are abused and
Speaker 4: and by large men and physics and aren't.
Speaker 1: Going down that road. Brodie, we're talking specific sigma. Let's
Speaker 1: keep it surface, keep it surfaces.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get back to what this was about you
Speaker 4: and Olivia Rodrigue not saying that. Okay, yes, let's say
Speaker 4: it's okay to Olivia Rodrigo, you are into a living
Speaker 4: They're definitely. There are definitely women right now slices that
Speaker 4: that cringe like scary, that's creepy. That's but those same
Speaker 4: women probably have fawned over a guy in his early twenties,
Speaker 4: and that's okay.
Speaker 1: Are they your age and they fawned over them?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yes, there's a forty nine year old slice, yes,
Speaker 5: female when she does a podcast with her friend. Yeah,
Speaker 5: who's who's fawning over a nineteen twenty year old filling
Speaker 5: the male celebrity right now?
Speaker 1: Whoever it is? David Kushner. David Kushner.
Speaker 4: I not how old he is, but let's okay, it's like, hey,
Speaker 4: you know what I would fucking I would hit that
Speaker 4: David Kushner guy, not David Kushner a bad example, bad example.
Speaker 4: Why he's not it, Why I'm just summon in his
Speaker 4: earlier up, David Kushner is gonna be a big deal soon.
Speaker 4: All in their early twenties. Yeah, the hot guy in
Speaker 4: the early twenties. David Kushner is in his early twenties.
Speaker 1: But he's not.
Speaker 5: He's but no one's thinking about David Kushner that way.
Speaker 5: Oh so you're saying that's a bad example, but my
Speaker 5: daughter loves him. That's your daughter, dude, we're talking about
Speaker 5: we're talking about okay, but you're talking okay. So now
Speaker 5: I have to mention a male celebrity who's twenty who
Speaker 5: has the same fame level.
Speaker 1: Is it about the fame of a lady? Go, well,
Speaker 1: the hotness?
Speaker 4: You said it to an age and you said you
Speaker 4: said there are women who fall and over twenty year
Speaker 4: old celebrities. So I'm saying you think there's some woman
Speaker 4: the Jane the Jane and Maria podcast. I'm sorry, Maria
Speaker 4: and Jane podcast, and Marie is going a Jane. First
Speaker 4: of all, you have an old timey name. Second, second
Speaker 4: of all, I have the fucking hots for David Kushner.
Speaker 4: He's smoking hot. It's a bad example. Though one knows
Speaker 4: who David Kushner is. Listening to this podcast right now.
Speaker 4: You know who David Kushner is.
Speaker 1: Their daughter's not.
Speaker 5: The people listening to this podcast do not know who
Speaker 5: David Kushner is. Are you hot for Olivia Rodrigo because
Speaker 5: she's famous, because she's.
Speaker 1: Hot both, That's part of the charm.
Speaker 4: Okay, scary I'm making. I'm making a comparison. Let's pretend
Speaker 4: David Kushner is. Nobody knows who David Kushner is. Stop saying.
Speaker 4: Your point is not there. You're getting caught up on
Speaker 4: the fame of David Kushner. I'm saying, Let's pretend Kushner
Speaker 4: is more famous. The issue is whether Mary, Maria, and
Speaker 4: June want to fuck David Korean. June, Yeah, Jane, Heather,
Speaker 4: Heather and Movie Caitlin, Caitlin and and and Sarah are
Speaker 4: doing a podcast, and Michelle and Dawn and Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: doing a podcast. They fucking know because their daughters love
Speaker 4: David Kushner. This post is all over her room, like
Speaker 4: you know that David Kushner. I'd fucking hit that, and
Speaker 4: and and and and Sarah is like, you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: he's you're too old for that ship and and and
Speaker 4: Heather's like, no, I'm not. I'm not too old because
Speaker 4: he's famous and talented and his music hits me, We're
Speaker 4: in my heart strings. And I want to fucking hit that.
Speaker 4: His one song, Daylight, that's it. And yeah, Daylight speaks
Speaker 4: to me, and I want to fuck David Kushner. Is
Speaker 4: basically what what Heather is saying. My point, that's it. No,
Speaker 4: your point is not. I'm saying, David Kushner six months
Speaker 4: from now is more famous. You're getting caught up on
Speaker 4: the store, all right, but that it's a bad example.
Speaker 4: But okay, okay, let's let's pretend. Let's pretend it's a
Speaker 4: twenty year old baseball play. It's different, all right, It's
Speaker 4: a famous twenty year old guy, is the point of
Speaker 4: the argument.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's keep it generic. Let's keep it generic. Let's
Speaker 1: keep it generic.
Speaker 4: Then I did David Christ's generic a celebrity, twenty year
Speaker 4: old celebrity. Ok, you're hot, twenty year old celebrity. And
Speaker 4: Header's like, I want to hit that. And Jeem's like,
Speaker 4: what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You're you're you're.
Speaker 4: Fifty years old, and she's like, I got fifty year
Speaker 4: old urges. What I'm saying is I said what you say,
Speaker 4: it's okay for some reason that for me to judge.
Speaker 4: I'm only judging you because you're my friend, and I'm
Speaker 4: telling you for you, it's creepy. Oh for me, Yes,
Speaker 4: Because you get to meet Olivia Rodrigo. That makes it worse.
Speaker 4: Does She'll be in studio next taking pictures with her.
Speaker 1: And everyone's gonna know.
Speaker 4: You're like, I can take a picture, No, but I'm
Speaker 4: gonna take a picture with her the same way I
Speaker 4: would take a picture with freaking any celebrity.
Speaker 1: Of any eight.
Speaker 4: When you take a picture with the lead singer from
Speaker 4: Bowling for Soup, you're not thinking this guy's fucking hot,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna bang him. I mean, Jared's a nice guy.
Speaker 4: I happen to know him, but you're not taking a
Speaker 4: picture of him, going, this guy's song speak to me
Speaker 4: and he's hot. Ah, I remember nineteen eighty five, so
Speaker 4: many great references. Ah, I would fuck him. No, you're thinking,
Speaker 4: Olivia Rodrigo, I'm good for you, Olivia, you like do
Speaker 4: I worked in a song title?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Maybe you dress up as Dracula like a vampire. Next
Speaker 4: time she comes up, you're like, hey, Olivia, I dressed
Speaker 4: up here.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Get it, Olivia, Dracula vampire.
Speaker 1: Get it. Maybe you're come up with a poster.
Speaker 4: Josh Josh Bassett whatever the fuck his name is, and
Speaker 4: you pull like you pull like a dart through his face,
Speaker 4: like look, I hate him too. This episode is broken.
Speaker 4: This is broken, this podcast that's not this is broke.
Speaker 4: Not yeah, this is not this episode we've done in weeks.
Speaker 5: Okay, uh and oh, by the way, let me just change,
Speaker 5: let me change the topic altogether.
Speaker 1: Just shout out to Old Navy. They're not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: Oh something old Finally, Old Navy.
Speaker 5: Did you ever think that my bougie ass were shouting
Speaker 5: out to old Navy.
Speaker 1: They fucking saved me. They saved me. They're not a sponsor, right,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor.
Speaker 5: So a few weeks ago, we were going to this
Speaker 5: really fancy event which I thought was not fancy but
Speaker 5: turned out to be fancy because all the guys on
Speaker 5: the morning show said, yeah, I'm just gonna wear a
Speaker 5: sweater and some like like, you know, khaki pants or
Speaker 5: you know whatever, black pants and that's it. Well, then
Speaker 5: everyone didn't consult me and said, oh you know what,
Speaker 5: fuck I'm gonna wear a suit.
Speaker 1: Let we wear a sports jacket. Oh don't you hate
Speaker 1: when that happens? I hate when the Brooklyn Industrial with
Speaker 1: you ready to go.
Speaker 4: So I was wearing a shirt tucked in with a
Speaker 4: belt with nice pants, but no jackie was a theory shirt.
Speaker 5: And as I'm pulling up in the uber like literally
Speaker 5: on sixth Avenue, about to make the left hand turn
Speaker 5: down the side street where the event was, I get a.
Speaker 1: Call from Nate.
Speaker 4: From the Big Show. Hey, man, listen, I just walked in,
Speaker 4: and just so you know, I want to give you
Speaker 4: the heads up that a lot of most of the
Speaker 4: guys that you have jackets on and suits and stuff.
Speaker 4: And I said, well, what are you wearing? He goes, yeah,
Speaker 4: I got a jack go on in a suit of
Speaker 4: course shackety but yeah, but he said he wasn't gonna
Speaker 4: do wear a jacket.
Speaker 1: So now I look like the schmuck. Oh so, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 4: This is self familiar scensed to anybody else. This this
Speaker 4: not self. You got, you got what's coming to you?
Speaker 4: Six years later? You fucking got it. You got smoking jacketed,
Speaker 4: you got Brooklyn Industrial. Fuck you you undaddressed and nobody
Speaker 4: told you. Now you know how it feels, bitch. No,
Speaker 4: I don't know how it feels. You know why because
Speaker 4: like I looked out we were at the red light.
Speaker 4: I looked to the right. There was an old Navy there.
Speaker 4: I ended my ride.
Speaker 5: Dude, I ran into Old Navy, ran downstairs and I said, look,
Speaker 5: I know this is a long shot.
Speaker 4: You guys will sell sports jacket Navy? Is this who
Speaker 4: has a downstairs? Yes, Oh that's the one I used
Speaker 4: to be a manager at. Oh really, and I opened
Speaker 4: that store nineteen ninety five. I was at the store
Speaker 4: manager and when opened, all things are full circle.
Speaker 1: I guess the downstairs used to be storage.
Speaker 4: It was just the your karma, your karma has uh
Speaker 4: was what was with me that night?
Speaker 1: You're good card? I ran downstairs.
Speaker 4: There was nothing anywhere there was and no, They're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't know if we have she goes, huh she was.
Speaker 1: I think I might have one thing. I Smike from
Speaker 1: security left his jacket here from yesterday. She ran.
Speaker 5: We walked through the aisle and then in the clothing
Speaker 5: rack in the sale area.
Speaker 1: There was one lonely black smoke.
Speaker 4: A jacket, a smoking jacket, black and blazer, hanging halfway
Speaker 4: off the rack.
Speaker 1: And she pulled it off and.
Speaker 4: I'm like, please be an extra large, Please be an
Speaker 4: extra large. It was an extra large. She goes, try
Speaker 4: this on, Brody. I swear to god, it was the
Speaker 4: only fucking jacket. It was almost like a ghost came.
Speaker 4: A ghost came, Yes, a soldier. The soldier put the
Speaker 4: jacket there for you. Put the jacket there. I tried
Speaker 4: it on and looked in the mirror. She goes, You'll
Speaker 4: never no one will ever know it looks. It looks
Speaker 4: it matches your pants. Fine, what no one will ever
Speaker 4: know that you didn't show that you showed up underdressed,
Speaker 4: because you're gonna walk out of.
Speaker 1: Here with this jacket today. It was I mean, the
Speaker 1: sleeves were slightly long.
Speaker 4: But all I I'm glad to do is like do
Speaker 4: a little like, you know, ruffle of my house arms. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: it was a ninety nine dollars jacket. It was on
Speaker 4: sale for sixty six.
Speaker 1: Dude. This baby doesn't sell things at a ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 1: It was. It was on sale for sixty six. It
Speaker 1: was okay.
Speaker 4: Well, the short of it is, in six minutes flat,
Speaker 4: I walked out of I walked out. They popped the
Speaker 4: tags on me. I walked out of Old Navy tags. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pop some to Macklamore walk down the street.
Speaker 4: Maclamore proudly, with confidence, walked into this event and nobody
Speaker 4: even said for a second, oh nice jacket.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't say. They didn't say that. They didn't belong.
Speaker 1: What's that? That's weird. So I actually started telling.
Speaker 4: People at the party, I'm like, can you believe I
Speaker 4: just bought this jacket five minutes ago? Because I felt underdressed?
Speaker 4: Guess what nobody they look I would never have known,
Speaker 4: would never have known nobody from me. Now those people
Speaker 4: the brand, he told people, the brand name of your jacket. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I said, I got this in Old Navy about ten
Speaker 4: minutes ago. It was hysterical. Anyway, there are there a client.
Speaker 4: They're not okay, but I'm trying to get them now
Speaker 4: as a result of this. So all right, all right,
Speaker 4: so there you go, all right, the Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like that story. It's a story of hope.
Speaker 4: It's a story of hope. So shout out to old Navy.
Speaker 4: Did you ever what's again?
Speaker 1: Sponsor on this day? Shout out to old Navy love.
Speaker 4: I thought i'd hear that, Never thought i'd hear that
Speaker 4: from Joe. All right, so what do you think you
Speaker 4: place some talkbacks? I think I can't imagine there's anymore
Speaker 4: dollars six Brody's wrong talkbacksfully, not one. People have moved on.
Speaker 4: Remember next week we want your talkbacks on. When you
Speaker 4: got a scare scare bonied no legit or you feel
Speaker 4: like you saw ghosts absolutely or pig demons or whatever
Speaker 4: those are, that's the one ghost of soldiers something.
Speaker 1: Say what you want about it? All right?
Speaker 4: Anyway, I heart radio app hit the little microphone, leave
Speaker 4: us talk back, uh and if you leave like six
Speaker 4: in a row. First of all, we're not recommending it,
Speaker 4: but you don't need to introduce yourself every time.
Speaker 1: One best guys. Yeah, So here we go. This is
Speaker 1: from episode two seventy two, Prairie Doggy Style, Oh, Prairie
Speaker 1: Doggy Style, Here we go. This person has some feedback.
Speaker 11: Hey Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queens here when Jemmy was
Speaker 11: telling that story about someone taking a shit in the
Speaker 11: pool in Vegas. All I could think of was the
Speaker 11: duty scene from Caddy Shack when they thought a candy
Speaker 11: bar was crap in the pool and everyone's yelling dude
Speaker 11: like in the Jaws game is playing baby Ruth. I
Speaker 11: just busted out laughing because I could imagine that the
Speaker 11: Golden Nugget pool or the brown Nugget pool, as you said, look.
Speaker 1: Like that scene. It was in Atlantic City anyway.
Speaker 11: Jamie from Queen Jamie Queens you guys briefly mentioned Hack
Speaker 11: Saw Jim Duggan.
Speaker 12: Well a few years ago.
Speaker 11: I was at New York Comic Con. I was dressed
Speaker 11: as a zombie and had a giant fake wound on
Speaker 11: my face like where I would have gotten bit. So
Speaker 11: I meet hack Saw Jim Duggan. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Who he was.
Speaker 11: He sees the wound and says, I'm going to beat
Speaker 11: the shit out of whoever did that to your face?
Speaker 11: And I cracked up.
Speaker 1: Okay, huh hi. This is Liz from Hackensackney Jersey Brody
Speaker 1: Scary Slice for Life.
Speaker 13: I just want to tell you guys.
Speaker 9: That I love you, and keep up the good work,
Speaker 9: keep making us laugh.
Speaker 6: Brody, keep up your good work and.
Speaker 4: Your high work, Hiatus, Scary.
Speaker 14: Is you are friends with the couple that's getting married,
Speaker 14: you can talk to them and ask him for a
Speaker 14: plus one, or don't go.
Speaker 1: It's just wedding etiquette. Don't get mad.
Speaker 4: Just do what you have to do, what I have
Speaker 4: to do, Okay, go along, Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary.
Speaker 13: Scary and Brody on my way to work today. Realize
Speaker 13: I forgot my pants.
Speaker 1: Look down.
Speaker 13: It's a fine look. I'm famous, isn't it anyway? Curly Jason, Jason,
Speaker 13: Curly Slice for Life Jason.
Speaker 1: He made a reference to, uh, they get attraction on
Speaker 1: HBO Max Yes, which we were talking about. So full
Speaker 1: force now fine looking penis ain't it in it?
Speaker 15: Hi?
Speaker 3: Guys, Emily from Connecticut. I'm calling about episode two seventy
Speaker 3: one where Scary was upset that Robin wasn't invited to
Speaker 3: the wedding. So I've been married and I definitely invited
Speaker 3: anybody that had a spouse or a very long time
Speaker 3: significant other if they lived together. I mean I would
Speaker 3: have invited Robin too, even if I didn't know her.
Speaker 3: They've been together for so long. But I definitely did
Speaker 3: not invite at first the boyfriend of my friend.
Speaker 1: Because because.
Speaker 3: Emily from Connecticut. Again, So I did not invite one
Speaker 3: of my friend's boyfriends at first because he's an asshole
Speaker 3: and he treats her like shit. Okay, but eventually I
Speaker 3: did add him on to the guest list just because
Speaker 3: we had some guest traveling kind of for the wedding
Speaker 3: and a lot of people declined that we expected we're
Speaker 3: going to be there, so I had room and I
Speaker 3: let her bring him just because I felt bad that
Speaker 3: she was going to have to get a hotel by herself.
Speaker 4: Okay, So do you think Robin wasn't invited to this
Speaker 4: celebrity at this uh not celebrity, this wedding of the
Speaker 4: person you know from the radio station because Robin is
Speaker 4: an asshole who's abusive to you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with no on that. Oh okay, all right,
Speaker 1: just check it.
Speaker 14: I'm a special education teacher, and in my opinion, the
Speaker 14: guy who says he is OCD actually has ADHD and
Speaker 14: was probably also diagnosed with very annoying disorder, meaning you're
Speaker 14: just annoying and you're saying OCD a little obsessively. Yes,
Speaker 14: but you got ADHD and you're a bit annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh fair enough, all right, expert opinion.
Speaker 14: How kerry, I am in one hundred percent agreement or
Speaker 14: as you would say, two hundred percent agreement. A flagel
Speaker 14: and a bagel are not the same thing. If you're
Speaker 14: out flagels, do not supplement it with a regular baby
Speaker 14: bagel and try to give it to me.
Speaker 11: Do not do that.
Speaker 14: It is not the same.
Speaker 1: I am with you, Okay.
Speaker 4: I love her voice, but we don't know her name.
Speaker 4: So next time you do leave a talk back, leave
Speaker 4: us your name.
Speaker 1: By the way it come from.
Speaker 16: See, I'm just wondering if any of your friends listen
Speaker 16: to the podcast, hear a conversation like the wedding invite
Speaker 16: and know you're talking about them, and then reach out
Speaker 16: to you.
Speaker 5: It's a great question. Sometimes that happens. In this case, no,
Speaker 5: because we were generic enough about it. But yeah, so
Speaker 5: I guess nobody from that wedding because I don't I
Speaker 5: don't know most of the people. I don't know ninety
Speaker 5: percent of the people going to this wedding. So I
Speaker 5: felt it was safe to bring it up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I don't think that.
Speaker 4: I don't think the person who's throwing the wedding is
Speaker 4: listening to this pody.
Speaker 1: No, they're not.
Speaker 4: Although twice I got called out by family members because
Speaker 4: Scary said something that I did that My wife was like,
Speaker 4: you didn't tell me that? And then Scary he said
Speaker 4: something about my daughter and she's like, so I Scary
Speaker 4: talking about me?
Speaker 1: Tell you that? Yeah.
Speaker 4: In this case, no, I knew the people is for
Speaker 4: the wedding, the bride and group did not listen.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Hey, Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary. This guy this is
Speaker 2: Joe from California.
Speaker 1: Sounds like one because I was.
Speaker 2: Listening to episode seventy two and Brody was talking about
Speaker 2: Scary's papers being breaking news. But the breaking news really
Speaker 2: was that Scary did his own fucking laundry. He always
Speaker 2: said he had a service do your own, do your
Speaker 2: laundry for you. So, uh, just curious when you started
Speaker 2: doing your own.
Speaker 1: Explained to explain what you meant when you said you
Speaker 1: did your ownlaundry. I did. I did do my own laundry.
Speaker 1: I did I have? I have before?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes did you write it in your journal? Sometimes
Speaker 4: sometimes I do my own laundry. Yeah, but I have time.
Speaker 4: I got on a rainy Friday or Saturday. It's been
Speaker 4: raining in the northeast. Seven seven weekends in a row.
Speaker 4: This is the seventh weekends in a row. Seventh weekend
Speaker 4: in a row where we're getting married. Guess what? And
Speaker 4: Scary would like to point out that most months don't
Speaker 4: have seven weekends anymore.
Speaker 1: Perfect day to perfect time to do laundry on days
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 14: Hello, everybody, this is not one well, there is how
Speaker 14: you doing today? This is not one does?
Speaker 7: How you doing today?
Speaker 1: All right? Just wanted to clear that up. Thank you
Speaker 1: for checking in on just at one point. Thank you,
Speaker 1: not one. Hey, guys, how you doing? It's me again
Speaker 1: you brought in.
Speaker 17: Next time you're going to one of these federal buildings
Speaker 17: or government buildings, especially federal trying not to rattle there cages.
Speaker 1: Those guys are very sensitive.
Speaker 17: You might find yourself going into another room and getting
Speaker 17: yourself a full cavity search. They might just find a
Speaker 17: dollar six, maybe even some Canadian coinage you forgot about.
Speaker 4: If you don't know what's so funny about this, you
Speaker 4: gotta just listen in order, because you're.
Speaker 1: Scary doesn't have to listen to order jingles anymore. Bring
Speaker 1: those home, please.
Speaker 6: Hey, boys, It's Jacob. I am from Northwest Arkansas. I
Speaker 6: left a voice back. Yeah, uh yeah, couple episodes bast sure,
Speaker 6: uh yead and all. We're talking about the weather, and
Speaker 6: I was talking about my area, and then Scary mentioned that.
Speaker 1: You know, this is Walmart HQ.
Speaker 6: This whole area is pretty much ran by Walmart. But
Speaker 6: uh no, my my talk back was in regards to
Speaker 6: if you ever come out here, I can show you around.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much, appreciate you.
Speaker 4: Oh he hasn't heard the whole episode we did about
Speaker 4: why it's called Northwest Arkansas in the Bentonville area.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll ramble a bit here at the being because
Speaker 8: Scary always starts these things before he stops talking or
Speaker 8: he cuts Brody off. And three to one, Hey, Scary,
Speaker 8: while you were going on your bougie rant about the
Speaker 8: above ground pools and the indoor pool, you mentioned you
Speaker 8: hate water parks. I could be wrong, but weren't you
Speaker 8: a spokesperson for a water park about a year ago.
Speaker 8: Careful buddy, just looking out for you, all right, Ted
Speaker 8: for Iowa.
Speaker 5: I think water parks are a great place to bring
Speaker 5: kids for your family, but not for me.
Speaker 4: I don't have kids. I don't have kids, so there's
Speaker 4: no reason for me to go to a water park.
Speaker 4: A water park is great for everyone, but for Scary.
Speaker 4: Even though he did did do commercials for a couple
Speaker 4: of water parks, he understands their fun and he knows
Speaker 4: a good water park from a bad water park. Well,
Speaker 4: Scary endorses the good ones. And I know which ones
Speaker 4: we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Splash Down Beach in Poughkeepsie on eighty four and Fishkill
Speaker 5: that right there is an awesome water park.
Speaker 4: And I'm not going to have you hit the jingle
Speaker 4: because you were questioned on this. It is and it
Speaker 4: happens to be a very nice water park. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: Skary just doesn't like water parks because he doesn't he
Speaker 4: feels left out without a family.
Speaker 1: You know, he wasn't invited with a guest, you know,
Speaker 1: and keep.
Speaker 5: In mind their difference between a testimonial and an endorsement,
Speaker 5: and that to me right there, this, you know, I
Speaker 5: just pretty much read a script of all the all
Speaker 5: the things that are this coaster is opening. This is
Speaker 5: the price. I'm pretty much giving information. I went there
Speaker 5: because I know, but.
Speaker 4: If you're looking for a water park, this is a
Speaker 4: good one. I have and then, by the way, I
Speaker 4: have been there in the past. I took a tour
Speaker 4: of the place. We did a couple of events there
Speaker 4: a few years ago. Scary just doesn't like slides. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he doesn't like wave pools. He's not a great swimmer.
Speaker 4: Doesn't mean that doesn't mean that I don't have the
Speaker 4: license to talk about it because I can't. Scary likes
Speaker 4: to stand in a pool with a drink in his hand.
Speaker 4: That's his that's his life. I get that. Yep, I'm
Speaker 4: a water park guy.
Speaker 7: Brody, you fucking cheap bastard.
Speaker 17: This is in regards to episode two seventy where the
Speaker 17: waiter rung up a dollar six on your credit card
Speaker 17: so you could pay that a tip.
Speaker 1: Come on, you cheap fucking bastard.
Speaker 9: Okay, Brodine's Scary Brooklyn Boys DJ here from South Jersey.
Speaker 9: There's just so much to unpack at the end of
Speaker 9: episode two seventy, so I think I'm just going to
Speaker 9: chalk it up too Scary, you're an idiot, and don't
Speaker 9: be too much of a bitch when it comes to
Speaker 9: UFC because you know how grossly overpopulated it is. And
Speaker 9: Brodi're kind of also wrong because I'm a nerd who
Speaker 9: takes karate but also likes anime.
Speaker 1: So okay, I know I'm fine with that. That's cool.
Speaker 4: Well then you can you can, absolutely, that's fine. You
Speaker 4: can act out the anime.
Speaker 10: D Hey guys, Michael from Dane, Ohio, actually Miamisburg. This
Speaker 10: is in reference to two seventy two, and I'm having
Speaker 10: a hard time getting around the idea that fucking Scary
Speaker 10: stores papers in the dryer. I don't understand that at all.
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm sure you have an extensive wardrobe, so
Speaker 10: wouldn't you do close regularly?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't believe realdy let it'slide. Yeah, well, no,
Speaker 1: it's true. Brody knows my lifestyle. He knows how I live. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't question things that I've questioned in the past,
Speaker 4: and I can't remember if I questioned them on the
Speaker 4: podcast or not. Yeah, Scary has a once had an
Speaker 4: extra radio in his fucking washing machine.
Speaker 9: I had this messages for one Beladez shucked up, fucked up.
Speaker 5: Oh come on, now, we can't have slices cursing at
Speaker 5: each other. We love about like.
Speaker 18: One Brooklyn Boys, John Long Island, your federally neighborhood mailman
Speaker 18: again just pligh in on the wedding thing.
Speaker 15: H scary has made it clear that they know of Robin,
Speaker 15: they know the details of their relationship and how long
Speaker 15: they've been together. And then Gandhi got invited with Brandon.
Speaker 15: Everyone is great, but you really it's tough when you
Speaker 15: choose one and not the other. So I definitely agree
Speaker 15: with not going. But I also wouldn't say anything. It's
Speaker 15: just simple, keep it quiet.
Speaker 11: I have a scary Jamie from Queen's here. I understand
Speaker 11: why that stack of papers is still in scariest place.
Speaker 11: He's either always doing something work related or hanging out
Speaker 11: with his friends like Big Dick Bob or whatever their
Speaker 11: names are. And when he has time off from work,
Speaker 11: he's going on vacations where he's like swimming in a
Speaker 11: pool of champagne or some shit. Bertie, you need to
Speaker 11: teach him the meaning of a staycation so he can
Speaker 11: get shit done.
Speaker 1: Ooka and swimming in a pool of champagne. You're right,
Speaker 1: I'm always on the go. I got no time to
Speaker 1: put away papers. You know, Big Dick Bob is calling,
Speaker 1: so Hey Brook and Boys.
Speaker 7: Is Danny from Queens Are you doing so?
Speaker 4: Is Brody scared?
Speaker 9: Do you know that I have to listening to these
Speaker 9: talkbacks with my guy one Veldez.
Speaker 4: I just want to say, you guys should rename the
Speaker 4: show with this point, Brooken Boys with Brody Scary on Monveldez,
Speaker 4: think about it.
Speaker 1: How you doing? Okay?
Speaker 19: Hey?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 16: Hey?
Speaker 7: Brooken Boys? Is Danny from Queens?
Speaker 1: Are you doing? Always Brody Scared?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just pulling one out. Does how you doing?
Speaker 12: Hey?
Speaker 15: This is Christina.
Speaker 12: I'm calling in regards to all the talkbacks about the wedding,
Speaker 12: and it's making me wonder if the couple knows about
Speaker 12: your podcast and listens to the Big Show, because I'm
Speaker 12: wondering if they've been hearing all this shit you've been
Speaker 12: talking about them.
Speaker 1: In another state.
Speaker 5: They live far away in a state that doesn't get
Speaker 5: our Big show, and they.
Speaker 1: Don't really listen. They don't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 20: Rode in scary and James said, Gads, listen, bast quest
Speaker 20: what's wrong with you?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 1: He ain't being racist. You can't be.
Speaker 20: It can't be upset for the other dude that's not
Speaker 20: upset about it called and they're mad whatever Alaskant mad Hondurian,
Speaker 20: Pablo Nicky from Translvania.
Speaker 1: Don't matter. You can't get mad for the other person. Brody,
Speaker 1: leave Rebecca from Jersey alone. Let her curse nick the
Speaker 1: fuck out. Freedom of speech, love y'all.
Speaker 7: Hey, this is JP from Virginia listening to the episode
Speaker 7: two six two Scary complaining about the breakfast place that
Speaker 7: turned over a second earlier, but being a boogie bitch,
Speaker 7: go to fucking McDonald and get an egg McMuffin.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, and our last one.
Speaker 19: Brody, Hey, Brody, a scary monoca here originally from Brooklyn listening.
Speaker 1: To episode two and two.
Speaker 19: Brody, I think the next but this episode you should
Speaker 19: play the scary slipped in a commercial jingle.
Speaker 1: Let's go all the way back to episode twos.
Speaker 19: I know you didn't have the jingle then, but you
Speaker 19: have it now. But he slipped in a commercial for
Speaker 19: a doctor. I'm not gonna say his name because I'm
Speaker 19: just gonna give him extra extra shout outs.
Speaker 1: So thank you. You play the jingle.
Speaker 4: Thank you monoch right, enjoy the next two hundred and
Speaker 4: seventy the episodes episode two all right on that note, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're good Scarry, We're not on vacation next week.
Speaker 1: We're not. We'll hear next week. How do you like that?
Speaker 4: Fantastic so boys Boys, Boys,