WEBVTT - #273: Casper The Friendly Con Man

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<v Speaker 1>I guess who just got back today.

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<v Speaker 2>The Brooklyn Moons that had been away.

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<v Speaker 1>They both have so much to see.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Their name is a Brodian Skier and the Boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Efterisode two seventy three, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think we play that song more than

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<v Speaker 1>our normal theme. Oh what are you trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>We take a lot of vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you take a lot of vacations. You in

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<v Speaker 4>that morning show. You guys are always on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a listener. You guys are always on vacation,

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<v Speaker 1>always on vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess what I got news for you. I'll just

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<v Speaker 4>give you the preview right now. We'll be on vacation

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<v Speaker 4>in less than another month.

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<v Speaker 1>What week is this you're taking off?

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<v Speaker 5>That's it's Thanksgiving week. Week of Thanksgiving. We're away and

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<v Speaker 5>I won't be here. I'll be out of town. Otherwise

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<v Speaker 5>I would have been like, you know, years we never

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<v Speaker 5>got the week off. You know what I think it is?

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<v Speaker 4>You guys all see how I'm relaxing this year, and

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<v Speaker 4>how calm I am, and how how good I feel.

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<v Speaker 4>So now the whole show is following my lead and

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<v Speaker 4>trying to like semi step back from the show like

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<v Speaker 4>I did.

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<v Speaker 5>No, when you reach a certain plateau twenty eight years

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<v Speaker 5>doing this twenty eight years, you have to take a

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<v Speaker 5>certain amount of time with the union.

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<v Speaker 1>The union gives you certain amount of weeks, and you

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<v Speaker 1>got to use those ways. Yeah, I'm all about unions.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just it's what we got in teen weeks, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>twenty teen weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't you know.

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<v Speaker 4>A buddy of mine said the same thing. He's like,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe that you guys like always off and

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<v Speaker 4>I look at it. I'm like, dude, I love you, brother,

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<v Speaker 4>but you know, get a better job. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>get a job.

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<v Speaker 5>That that that pays you a lot of money, and

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<v Speaker 5>you know you get to take your take a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of vacation time, or get a job with a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of vacation. I know you you're gritting your teeth. But

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<v Speaker 5>but the I mean, I don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we're in can't just tell people to get

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<v Speaker 4>a better just that way. You can't just go I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna go over there and go I'm gonna get a

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<v Speaker 4>job with twelve weeks vacation. No, but you negotiate that stuff, right,

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<v Speaker 4>negotiate when you get when you negotiate, yes, even when

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<v Speaker 4>you're not in the union. When you get a job,

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<v Speaker 4>a job, you sign a lot of job, you sign

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<v Speaker 4>a contract.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, a lot of jobs you sign a contract. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not being a douche. This is her life of a friend.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a life you're a friend.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a friend who used to work with us

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<v Speaker 4>at this station a long time ago, and she has

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<v Speaker 4>a job with a European company, works for a European company,

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<v Speaker 4>and because of the country she works for, they take

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<v Speaker 4>off the entire summer and and and and all of December. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so she gets off I think June, July, August, and

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<v Speaker 4>December not uncommon, brody, because the country doesn't believe in

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<v Speaker 4>working certain times of the year something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So she has even more vacation than than you do.

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<v Speaker 5>But what I'm saying is, if you're getting as much,

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<v Speaker 5>you get a gig, right, whatever that is at the

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<v Speaker 5>time of you sitting down, and obviously you give it

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<v Speaker 5>a salary right then and there you're like, look right,

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<v Speaker 5>and by the way, I want I want you know,

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<v Speaker 5>salary bonuses, and you negotiate weeks off for your site

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<v Speaker 5>and right, and then everything the laughter stops quickly and

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<v Speaker 5>the job offer is still on the table.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, or if they can't give you the money you want, right,

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<v Speaker 4>let's say you want I'm just just gonna throw this

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<v Speaker 4>out there. Let's say you want hundred thousand dollars, but

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<v Speaker 4>they say we can only pay you. We could pay

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<v Speaker 4>you eighty thousand. Right, then you tell them i'd like

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<v Speaker 4>any Right, that's the negotiable part. You say, you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>that's great, I'll take the eighty, but can I also

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<v Speaker 4>get an extra two weeks of vacation? And right, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>maybe pay for my parking. There's other things. There's things

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<v Speaker 4>you could throw in, a free laptop. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>but but it's all about it's all about negotiation. So

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<v Speaker 4>you know you have to you know, you have to

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<v Speaker 4>open your mouth. You got to say it now. They

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<v Speaker 4>may shoot you down for that, and then and then

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<v Speaker 4>you may be like, you know, this is the job

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<v Speaker 4>for me. They may have security drag you out of

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<v Speaker 4>the building for that. And I know, beggars can't be

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<v Speaker 4>choosing a lot of people like you're scary. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>even know how it is out there. And I know

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people saying that right now. But scary

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<v Speaker 4>you and I had real jobs, I mean, like real

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<v Speaker 4>hard working jobs back in the day. Well not like

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<v Speaker 4>hard hardworking, but we worked. I know what it was

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<v Speaker 4>like to have two weeks vacation or like a week

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<v Speaker 4>and a half. Yeah, some people don't get any vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>I started here, I got What did I do, Brody?

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<v Speaker 1>I worked.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to work the overnight shift from midnight to

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<v Speaker 4>six am on the air, and then do the morning show,

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<v Speaker 4>picking up girls on AOL on the request line two

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<v Speaker 4>o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, that's right. That was before then the event of

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<v Speaker 1>before the route three at the TikTok done.

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<v Speaker 4>Before the event of the Internet. And I would be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>let's go, you know whatever. Anyway, so and then and

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<v Speaker 4>then I go home on eleven and noon, and then

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<v Speaker 4>that's a twelve hour day right there. How do you

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<v Speaker 4>swipe right on our quest line?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you? What do you shut up? Dick?

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<v Speaker 4>You met you met back at This is how it long, Cary,

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<v Speaker 4>he's been in radio. He used to meet girls. We're

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<v Speaker 4>not even seeing what they look like. You couldn't even

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<v Speaker 4>look up their profile or their Instagram.

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<v Speaker 5>Or they would send the picture too on their flip phone,

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<v Speaker 5>which is like grainy and like, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, when you started in radio, you're talking about three picturels.

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<v Speaker 4>Mid nineties, there were no flip phones even then, no photographs.

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<v Speaker 5>Well there was, there was America Online, right, so it'd

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<v Speaker 5>be like, hey, what's your profile?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, but even that,

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<v Speaker 1>the pictures.

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<v Speaker 4>There sucked some and really see, you know, send send

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<v Speaker 4>email me a picture of yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I hoped it was them.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean one time, one time, I oh, I got

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<v Speaker 5>off the air. It was like six in the morning

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<v Speaker 5>on a d a Friday night. It's a Saturday. That's

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<v Speaker 5>the other day I didn't have. I didn't have weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>Off was Saturday. I used to work weekends.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I would work one day to Friday and

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<v Speaker 5>then Friday night shift. I would have no life.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you know, usually get the drunk people calling

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<v Speaker 4>it too in the morning, you know, make song requests

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear cherry.

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<v Speaker 5>Or you get the woo ho girls where where you're

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<v Speaker 5>on speakerphone in the car and go whoa, and then

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<v Speaker 5>you know you just start like talking to them, chatting

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<v Speaker 5>them up, and then like you know, you take it private, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Scary Jones, why are you so scary?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I find it out? And you're like, it's scary,

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<v Speaker 4>I never mind. And then you say, hey, I'll beat

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<v Speaker 4>you in a diner. We'll go to the Golden Unicorn

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<v Speaker 4>and Staten Island, you know, I'll meet you there. Does

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<v Speaker 4>that don't even exist anymore? Of the Golden Unicorn, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know. Golden Dove is like the name of a

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<v Speaker 4>cheap hourly hotel, the Golden Dove, whatever it is anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>so yeah, but yeah, let's go.

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<v Speaker 5>And then you meet him at like six six thirty

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<v Speaker 5>in the morning when I get off the air and

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<v Speaker 5>on my way back to driving back to Brooklyn, and

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<v Speaker 5>and then.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like so romantic. Oh, life of a DJ. And

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<v Speaker 4>then you're like, oh my god, what did I get

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<v Speaker 4>myself into. That was back in the day when Scary

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't take vacations off because he would miss out a

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<v Speaker 4>chance of getting girls on the request line. Now he's

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<v Speaker 4>got Robin, he'd be like, I get to take off

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<v Speaker 4>hang out, Robin. Oh, speaking of vacations, I want to

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<v Speaker 4>get into your trip to Savannah.

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<v Speaker 1>When do you want to talk about that? Savannah?

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<v Speaker 4>No, how you are Savanna the most haunted city in America?

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<v Speaker 1>What it's one of the most haunted cities in America. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to call bullshit. No it is.

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<v Speaker 6>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, when we'll come back, we'll hear about this bullshit.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're sucking into UFOs Haunting Houses.

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<v Speaker 7>Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So were they UFOs landing in Savannah near the haunted houses?

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<v Speaker 4>We're not going there today, Brody. We're not talking about

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<v Speaker 4>aliens in UFOs. Obviously, there's a clear segment of our

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<v Speaker 4>audience that that that thinks that bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not talking about UFOs.

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking about something real serious now, haunted houses.

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<v Speaker 1>Savannah's the what is it now? What you say it

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<v Speaker 1>was the most haunted one?

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<v Speaker 4>So you know, Salem, New Orleans, Charleston, A lot of

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<v Speaker 4>these cities in America are ancient, they're old.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're okay all yeah, all of them are old.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, some of them are older than others. Right, Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, do you know the oldest city in America?

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<v Speaker 4>David Brody?

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, but you know appearance, I would say Detroit.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm just kidding. The oldest city in America. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I would have have to be. No, it wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 4>to be any of the ones you're thinking of, because

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<v Speaker 4>are you gonna say Savannah not even oldest in terms

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<v Speaker 4>of America, oldest in terms of like the Native Americans

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<v Speaker 4>will live in there, the oldest in terms of America

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<v Speaker 4>in fact of the Columbus, it's not. It's not even

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<v Speaker 4>it's not even in no now after that, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>even in the Northeast. No, I imagine it's in the

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<v Speaker 4>South because you just came back from Savannah with knowledge

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<v Speaker 4>it has nothing to do with where I came back

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<v Speaker 4>from either.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, go ahead, tell me the oldest city in America.

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<v Speaker 5>Saint Augustine, Florida. All right, settled the good it would

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<v Speaker 5>have forty fifty years before Jamestown was. Okay, the oldest

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<v Speaker 5>city in America's I want to go visit there. And

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<v Speaker 5>apparently it's haunted. So all these old cities are haunted.

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<v Speaker 4>So savannahs Savannahs among them. They don't have anything else

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about. Come on, now, you know why New

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<v Speaker 4>York City is not haunted because we have Broadway and

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<v Speaker 4>sports teams and tons and pizza. Oh, you have nothing

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about in your town. There are things I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know. Let's say it is a haunted tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone will come visit.

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<v Speaker 4>No, there are hauntings in New York City. We hear

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<v Speaker 4>about them all the time. No, those are called muggings.

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<v Speaker 4>So there's a house, and I don't want to get

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<v Speaker 4>the name wrong. I think it's called the Marshall over

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<v Speaker 4>the Marshall Weed House. Hold on is it Marshall Weed

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<v Speaker 4>martle smoke coming out of it? Yeah, exactly that one

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<v Speaker 4>weed house. Uh, I'm sorry. The Sorel Weed House. S

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<v Speaker 4>o oh, that one's much better than us are our

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<v Speaker 4>e L Weed House. So the Sorel Weed House is

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<v Speaker 4>a probably the most haunted house in Savannah, arguably.

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<v Speaker 1>Compared to the other haunted house.

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<v Speaker 4>Haunted houses they give you're not believing it, They give

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<v Speaker 4>go one hundred percent in, I'm all in.

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<v Speaker 1>You know me.

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<v Speaker 5>They give ghost house tours. So we went there at night.

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<v Speaker 5>We paid lot of money. Well, well, hold on, like

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of money. Let me guess fifty Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 5>talk about that at the end. All right, whoa, whoa, whoa?

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<v Speaker 4>You paid more than fifty dollars to go into a

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<v Speaker 4>scam house? If not wasn't a scam see you think

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<v Speaker 4>my house for forty I'll tell you it's haunted.

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<v Speaker 1>Now listen to me. Here's here's my problem. Old man

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<v Speaker 1>Higgins died. I knew it. I already knew this was

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<v Speaker 1>coming this way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, see that crop circles, I know it. See Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm gonna let you get it all out.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a rocking chair that a boy died in on?

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<v Speaker 1>It was not that.

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<v Speaker 4>Every once in a while, when the wind blows, the

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<v Speaker 4>rocking chair moves, it's called wind.

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<v Speaker 1>But all right, dad, it was okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So the ghost tour is thirty dollars, but the after

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<v Speaker 4>hours power.

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<v Speaker 1>Normal investigation is seventy dollars. And you paid for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, So here's here's the thing. You paid one hundred dollars. Probably,

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<v Speaker 4>I know you. You treated Robin right. So you paid

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<v Speaker 4>two hundred dollars for a scamboni.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit the jingle.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a scambeller. Oh you wanted to get the

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<v Speaker 4>jingle right, Let.

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<v Speaker 1>Me hear about it. Maybe it'll be maybe it'll be real.

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<v Speaker 4>Now Brody thinks it's a Scamboniam.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's the ghosts. There's the ghosts at the end.

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<v Speaker 5>So when you get there, you know, you've walked into

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<v Speaker 5>a creepy place. There was a guy, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Shooting up heroin. No, there was a dude apparently who

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<v Speaker 4>lived who owned the house, and uh uh, they take you.

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<v Speaker 4>They take you into the men's quarters and then the

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<v Speaker 4>ladies quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>But when as your separate.

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<v Speaker 4>Money as you're in the house, I mean obviously all

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<v Speaker 4>the lights are out.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's like really dark, and him on purpose think for

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred bucks they could afford electricity.

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<v Speaker 4>They's setting the mood and they're telling you what goes

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<v Speaker 4>on in each room of the house. And the woman

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<v Speaker 4>the tour guide told us that the said, oh it

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<v Speaker 4>in our in our last tour, people saw some activity

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<v Speaker 4>over by the piano.

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<v Speaker 1>They saw some things going on there.

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<v Speaker 5>So apparently it's it's it's actually a reoccurring things.

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<v Speaker 1>They see apparitions.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm willing to bet that every tour group right before

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<v Speaker 4>whatever you go, just saw something. Do you think so

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<v Speaker 4>that's like when you go, well watching they go. I

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<v Speaker 4>can't promise anything, but the last tour fit twenty minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 4>We saw some mating whales. There was a feeding frenzy.

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<v Speaker 4>You just keep your eyes open. We saw him a

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<v Speaker 4>little while ago I know. I'm just telling you what

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<v Speaker 4>the scam is. That's a well watching scam, the ghost scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the last tour, how come that this tour?

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<v Speaker 4>How come this door didn't say so? So we get

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<v Speaker 4>to you know what they're gonna tell the tour after

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<v Speaker 4>you the last tour saw a lot of activity. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>they asked us if it was okay that we we

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<v Speaker 4>go to the base.

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<v Speaker 1>No hold on, they it was okay.

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<v Speaker 4>We went to the basement and we kept the lights low,

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<v Speaker 4>and of course we wanted to do that. So we

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<v Speaker 4>get down there and apparently the guy who owned the house,

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<v Speaker 4>his son was a was a self made surgeon, and

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<v Speaker 4>he would do surgery in this one area of the basement.

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<v Speaker 4>And they had like, you know, a recreating of the

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<v Speaker 4>chopping of his block with all the surgical tools in

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<v Speaker 4>the window. It was behind the window, and they showed

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<v Speaker 4>you all these rusty tools and stuff, whether they were

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<v Speaker 4>original sign that said if you'd steal the rusty tool,

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<v Speaker 4>we charge you five hundred dollars like that steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 8>You go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So they said that a lot of times these surgeries

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<v Speaker 4>would go wrong. So what they did do this self

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<v Speaker 4>taught surgeon, Well he they would.

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<v Speaker 5>They would then take the bodies and they would put

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<v Speaker 5>them in the mortuary right next door, like literally into

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<v Speaker 5>in through the door. They showed us a doorway with

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<v Speaker 5>a door and the door had there was like a

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<v Speaker 5>little chain around the thing, like you can't get near

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<v Speaker 5>the door and you can't get through it. Don't don't

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<v Speaker 5>open this door, and it was like and there was

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<v Speaker 5>a cinder block. And the lady said that on her

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<v Speaker 5>first one of her first nights there, she was closing

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<v Speaker 5>up and it was late at night.

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<v Speaker 1>And the door was closed.

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<v Speaker 4>It has real locks on it, like current locks the

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<v Speaker 4>door to the mortuary, and the door flew open on

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<v Speaker 4>her no, and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Ran out screaming.

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<v Speaker 4>She said that just about every morning they would come

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<v Speaker 4>in and in the in the basement right there, and

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<v Speaker 4>then the door of the mortuary was always wide open.

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<v Speaker 4>This inexplicably so epic, but only since she started. So

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<v Speaker 4>she said that they had to put a cinder block

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<v Speaker 4>there and to block it from opening up. And there's

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<v Speaker 4>a cinder block at the foot of the door so

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<v Speaker 4>it can't open on its own. She also said, if

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<v Speaker 4>you certainly, if you sit in this certain area of

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<v Speaker 4>the basement, hm, you have to make sure that you

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<v Speaker 4>keep all of your.

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<v Speaker 5>Belongings against you, like on you like secure your belongings,

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<v Speaker 5>because there are these ghosts that are earring thieves and

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<v Speaker 5>they will steal they will pull out of your ear

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<v Speaker 5>like steal.

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<v Speaker 1>Your your your belongings, your earrings, your.

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<v Speaker 4>Accessory, pickpocket theme, pickpocket ghosts. Yes, so let me ask

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<v Speaker 4>you a question. The doors that fly open every night?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Did the doors fly open so hard they knocked over

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<v Speaker 4>the video camera set up on a tripod to film

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<v Speaker 4>this happening?

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<v Speaker 1>No, dude, google it.

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<v Speaker 5>There's actually they put cameras on infrared or whatever for

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<v Speaker 5>paranormal activity in the overnight.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they're not there. And they showed the doors swinging open.

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<v Speaker 4>With Google sorel wheat house doors flinging open and hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>wait it gets better, brody, I'm not even I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>even closer. It couldn't get worse, wouldn't fuck you?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a certain area that they that's it was like

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<v Speaker 5>a long corridor and it was all it was really

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<v Speaker 5>just red light.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a dim red light. And they say

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<v Speaker 1>that if you.

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<v Speaker 5>Want to try and connect with the spirit, there's a

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<v Speaker 5>spirit of a shadow of a soldier that walks back

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<v Speaker 5>and forth that people have seen.

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<v Speaker 4>So you sit down in this wooden chair. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>how much extra to walk down the hall?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's free. You sit down. It's part of the tour.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, if you feel like you wanted to do it,

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<v Speaker 4>just sit down in the chair. Now here's what they do.

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<v Speaker 5>They do like a little ten minute story and then

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<v Speaker 5>you get to wander around for about fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>So just sit in the chair. Did you see the soldier?

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<v Speaker 4>I sat in the chair. I didn't see the soldier.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it funny?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a soldier, not like a plumber or like a well,

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<v Speaker 4>was a soldier whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, they say the soldier, they say sometimes people connect

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<v Speaker 5>with that spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing, they said that again, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying trying to keep a straight face because I

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<v Speaker 4>know Brody is like legitmate, Like, you fucking idiot, you

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<v Speaker 4>believe you.

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<v Speaker 1>Fell for this. I believe in the paranormal activity.

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<v Speaker 5>There's also a situation where the woman, the mistress of

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<v Speaker 5>the house, apparently she was she was being cheated on

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<v Speaker 5>by the guy who owned the house with one of

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<v Speaker 5>the slaves from the outhouse. So when you go to

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<v Speaker 5>the when you go to the outhouse, slave lived in

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<v Speaker 5>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Beyond the house, the carriage house, okay, or the slave house?

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<v Speaker 1>The slave house. We went in plantation, is what you're

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<v Speaker 1>telling me.

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<v Speaker 5>We went into the carriage house up to the top

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<v Speaker 5>of the stairs in the attic, and that's where apparently

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<v Speaker 5>the slaves were put. They say that if you go in,

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<v Speaker 5>if you go then and now the owner of the.

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<v Speaker 4>House was so upset because his wife, you're laughing, the

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<v Speaker 4>wife jumped off the roof because she found out that

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<v Speaker 4>he was cheating with a slave.

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<v Speaker 5>So he murdered the slave in the slave carriage house room.

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<v Speaker 5>You're like, not about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>You go into the room and you close the door

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<v Speaker 4>behind you, and there's been the sound like let me out,

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<v Speaker 4>help me, help me, And that apparently is the slave.

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<v Speaker 4>You can hear her in that room. That's what they're saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Who are we to deny this? Who would you say

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<v Speaker 4>that this never happened. It's the most hill haunted house

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<v Speaker 4>its event anyway, you don't believe it, we'll just move on.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hear anything?

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<v Speaker 4>You're you're a Dick, what are you pulling up sound

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<v Speaker 4>effects of paranormal activity? This one couple took it so seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>They had they had one of those meters, one of

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<v Speaker 4>those things where you detect will you detect a parking meter? No,

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<v Speaker 4>they were in this paranormal activity meter where they were

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<v Speaker 4>like looking around there, walking around the house looking for something,

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<v Speaker 4>listening for something, detecting waves.

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<v Speaker 1>Ohay, sound like that. You don't believe me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna tell you what happened to Kathleen, my girl, Kathleen.

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<v Speaker 5>This is okay, my my buddy's wife. All right, He said,

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<v Speaker 5>he find how cheating was a slave though.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a certain.

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<v Speaker 5>Area of the basement that when you walk in you

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<v Speaker 5>feel claustrophobic, you feel like there's a problem or your

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<v Speaker 5>close it. So she something happened with her iPhone watch

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<v Speaker 5>where the things started fucking flipping out when she went

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<v Speaker 5>into this room and her heart started racing, and then

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<v Speaker 5>when she left she was good again. And then she

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<v Speaker 5>went back in and her heart her heart started racing again.

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<v Speaker 5>So there's something too energy in a room that could

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<v Speaker 5>be paranormal activity.

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<v Speaker 4>Ay, Brodie, I know there are slices that are listening

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<v Speaker 4>that are with me on this that believe in ghosts

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<v Speaker 4>paranormal activity, Maybe they've experienced some themselves. I'm just saying, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying this house is a scam. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>saying that Slices shouldn't believe what they believe.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>You haven't been there? Okay, would can this some things?

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<v Speaker 4>You just know that's one of those things. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 4>I think they suck at you. I don't think modern

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<v Speaker 4>science is swooping down and making this like a government

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<v Speaker 4>facility where they're investigating paranormal activity. It's a couple of

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<v Speaker 4>people having a fucking museum this day. They getting people

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<v Speaker 4>to come in and just say, oh, we'll make it

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<v Speaker 4>a scary house.

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<v Speaker 5>So you're saying that they made up all the stories

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<v Speaker 5>of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying that they're just scare bony. That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a scare bony.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't think that these you don't think that the

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<v Speaker 5>stories were true.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, tweet us tweet us a hashtag scarebone

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<v Speaker 4>who tweets anybody you got ripped off? Well to ax us.

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody nobody tweets or axes that check Twitter. That platform

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<v Speaker 4>is dead. Nobody's on there anymore. Nobody sends me any

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<v Speaker 4>messages on Twitter anyway or anyway. Go ahead, But that said,

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<v Speaker 4>that's said. I'm not calling it that. You could say

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<v Speaker 4>what you want ex Twitter, whatever you the hell you

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<v Speaker 4>want to call it. My point is, you know, at

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<v Speaker 4>least leave us a talk back about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the whole time you got scare bony, No, the.

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<v Speaker 5>Time that you actually encountered an apparition, a weird a

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<v Speaker 5>weird happening, paranormal activity, or the gunment that goes took

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<v Speaker 5>one hundred dollars out of your pocket at the door,

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<v Speaker 5>stole your earrings.

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<v Speaker 1>Still her.

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<v Speaker 4>Why, I will just imagine you and your friends with

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<v Speaker 4>their wives holding their ears like, well, I hope no

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<v Speaker 4>one steals my hearing.

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie, I tried, you tried.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't believe, Okay, listen, some of us believe in

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<v Speaker 5>these things, others don't. I tend to believe in that

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<v Speaker 5>haunted houses are real, that things can happen, voices, feelings.

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<v Speaker 4>It could just be a premonition, something that you just

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<v Speaker 4>an uncomfortable feeling that comes over you. It could be

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<v Speaker 4>something when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to a story about ghost house I get that

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<v Speaker 1>on you.

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<v Speaker 5>You just think that they just have to get your money.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a whole dog and pony show. It's like a carnival, like.

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<v Speaker 1>A circus, and pay for a dog and pony show.

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<v Speaker 4>What I won't pay for is is a ghost and

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<v Speaker 4>uh spirit of a soldier walking down a hallway with

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<v Speaker 4>a red light.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, we didn't that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Although we didn't see it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you.

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<v Speaker 5>I bet you would never ever agree to be left

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<v Speaker 5>there at three o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's cellar by yourself. Oh shored.

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<v Speaker 4>No way, dude, no way, all right, fine google it everyone,

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<v Speaker 4>sore L s O r e l weed House Savannah. So,

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<v Speaker 4>speaking of Scamboni's the latest one. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>I talked about this last week. Forgive me if I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a segue to something else. Uh, I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 4>a Facebook marketplace again. The new thing now is they

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<v Speaker 4>text you and they go, oh, I want to buy it?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I come now? And they go call me and

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<v Speaker 4>it's they're all two six zero area codes for some reason, right.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a scambo You can't reply.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't reply to them like I know you're a

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<v Speaker 4>scam or go away because they immediately like block you

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<v Speaker 4>from responding because they expect you to call. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what they do when you call, but that's the

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<v Speaker 4>new scam. They go, oh, what condition is it in?

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<v Speaker 4>But they asked some generic question but the answer is

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<v Speaker 4>all that so anyway, unrelated to that, So let you

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<v Speaker 4>know there's that scam going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see. Oh, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm selling something on Facebook as you can imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's yeah, and it's a it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>thing from my house.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, this woman, I'm telling you her, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if she's real, if the scam, I don't know. It's

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<v Speaker 4>important to the conversation, so letting you know. Her profile

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<v Speaker 4>picture is that of an Asian woman, and her name

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<v Speaker 4>is the name of an actress, but reversed like the

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<v Speaker 4>last names first the first name's last. Okay, so I

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<v Speaker 4>googled it and see if like she's a known scammer. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>she wrote, I'm interested in the item. I can pick

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<v Speaker 4>up on Sunday, but I have no exact time as

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<v Speaker 4>of now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's that's a relative well written English sentence. That

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<v Speaker 4>I'm assuming is a copy and paste, except she said

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<v Speaker 4>the item right, well, yeah, right, Then she wrote back,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't answer her right away, and she wrote back

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<v Speaker 4>mister David, which already is a red flag to me,

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<v Speaker 4>because it's you know, mister Brody, I have some questions

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<v Speaker 4>about the item she mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>What it is? Here?

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<v Speaker 4>She says, are the legs removable? Now it says in

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<v Speaker 4>the in the post that the legs are removable? She says,

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<v Speaker 4>is the table can be fit in the car? Oh boy, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So I say, now again, I'm not criticizing her grammar here,

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<v Speaker 4>but I said it says the legs come off in

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<v Speaker 4>the description. I have no idea how big your car is.

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<v Speaker 4>How would I know if it's going to fit in

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<v Speaker 4>her car? I don't know what kind of car she has.

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<v Speaker 4>And more importantly, ian she tells me what kind of

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<v Speaker 4>car she has, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know how big it is.

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<v Speaker 4>She writes back, I have an SUV Rev four. So

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<v Speaker 4>I said, the measurements are in the description. You need

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<v Speaker 4>to measure your car. It's your car. I have no

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<v Speaker 4>idea what size your car is, so she writes, Now

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<v Speaker 4>you follow me so far?

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<v Speaker 1>So far? Got a fucking way of.

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<v Speaker 4>Knowing if this thing is gonna fit in her car.

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<v Speaker 4>He unders tell us what kind of car it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, of course, the Ref four has eighty

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<v Speaker 4>two inches clearance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's not my job to google it.

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<v Speaker 1>She writes, Hi, I am sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>The messenger has no camera, so I am unable to

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<v Speaker 4>see where you are if you put the thing on

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<v Speaker 4>Facebook for selling. So mentally prepared for the message, I

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<v Speaker 4>am so sorry if you feel bad. I am interested

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<v Speaker 4>to buy the item. I can pick up on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 4>but I have no exact time as of now. So

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<v Speaker 4>so I go, Okay, so I said, let me know

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<v Speaker 4>what time is good for you, and again I'm just David.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to call me, mister David.

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<v Speaker 4>She writes back, no, mister David, So I go, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't understand what you're saying about the messenger has no camera.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you're saying. I want to understand

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<v Speaker 4>what you're saying. Sounds like AI's gone wrong. So she

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<v Speaker 4>writes back, please DNT, which I assumes don't apply your

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<v Speaker 4>sensitive brain me, David, I have a sensitive brain. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So I say, I don't know why you're being rude

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just trying to understand you as your English is

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<v Speaker 4>not making sense to me. If I don't understand what

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<v Speaker 4>you say. And I say I don't understand what you say,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not me being rude. Your translations into English are

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<v Speaker 4>not making complete sentences. And I want to understand you

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<v Speaker 4>so I can help you, because you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what she's saying.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me let me hold on on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Just somebody just definitely a scam. I don't know. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me go, let me go back to it. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>let me go back to the message, because it's just

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<v Speaker 1>the window closed. Yeah, it's too good not to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, I don't hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>So she wrote back, I thought the same, why you

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<v Speaker 4>unnecessary talking? You started rude? Look at you you throw it?

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<v Speaker 4>Look at you throw it, and then show up, mister David.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Then she wrote I said, I wasn't trying to be rude,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't know what you mean by throw it.

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<v Speaker 4>That doesn't mean anything. If you're using a translator, it's

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<v Speaker 4>not try. I don't understand you. So she wrote back,

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<v Speaker 4>please block me. I am no dandy bratt. This I

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<v Speaker 4>go one word. I googled it. There's no such thing

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<v Speaker 4>as a dandy bratt. I said, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not being rude. I don't know what dandy bratt is.

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<v Speaker 4>She wrote back, you dandy bratt. So that's how that

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<v Speaker 4>conversation went. Okay, And so I said, okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess you're not interested anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. And that was it.

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<v Speaker 4>She know dandy bratt. So again the pitfalls of selling

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<v Speaker 4>on Facebook. She no dandy bratt. I can't argue with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I never called her a dandy bratt. So, Broty, I've

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<v Speaker 4>been away for like a week. I haven't seen you.

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<v Speaker 4>What week and a half? Where have you been? Where

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<v Speaker 4>have you been going? I get him a Facebook market place. No,

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<v Speaker 4>enough of this, enough of this. This is unhealthy. You're

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<v Speaker 4>developing a very unhealthy habit. I'll tell I did go out.

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<v Speaker 4>I did go out, because all you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Is you sell shit on and you stay home. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad for you. I did something I haven't done

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<v Speaker 1>in many, many years. What's that? I was meeting a

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<v Speaker 1>friend for for.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, for lunch in Manhattan and you paid for them. No,

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<v Speaker 4>and normally, normally it's not about the lunch. Normally, I

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<v Speaker 4>drive in. You know me, I'm a big drive into

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<v Speaker 4>the city guy. I always find a parking space where

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<v Speaker 4>I pay for parking. Well, this particular location, when my

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<v Speaker 4>friend wanted to have lunch, it was forty eight dollars

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<v Speaker 4>to park, which I'm not doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty must have been yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So my wife says, you know, I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to pay sixty bucks with the tolls in the parking.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you take the train in? Take NJ Transit

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<v Speaker 4>goes right, goes right to Secaucus. Now you're not from

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<v Speaker 4>the area. All the trains in New Jersey all go

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<v Speaker 4>to secaucas which is not far from where the Jets

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<v Speaker 4>and Giants play football. It's not far outside of Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 4>All the trains go there and then you can either

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<v Speaker 4>transfer or whatever to anything you want other train systems

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<v Speaker 4>and Amtrak whatever I don't know, but maybe not Amtrak,

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<v Speaker 4>but you can. All the trains from secaucas all of

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<v Speaker 4>them go into Manhattan. So a lot of people just

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<v Speaker 4>go right to Selcaucas. You park in the lot, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you have like eight trains all going in toto Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 4>You go to Penn Station, which is the big train station,

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<v Speaker 4>and then from there you take a subway wherever you

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<v Speaker 4>want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, all right, you know what the train's like, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know, ten bucks, twelve bucks, whatever it is. And

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<v Speaker 4>parking in New Jersey, by the particular parking lot I

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<v Speaker 4>went to is five dollars for the for the train

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<v Speaker 4>stations in the neighborhoods.

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<v Speaker 1>And you take the.

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<v Speaker 4>Train, it's like a half hour to seacaucas you go

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<v Speaker 4>to Manhattan. Okay, great, So you know I don't get

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<v Speaker 4>up early in the morning, but I gotta get to

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<v Speaker 4>the train at I think it was eleven o four

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<v Speaker 4>something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Eleven let's say eleven o five.

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<v Speaker 4>So I get to the parking lot, I get there

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<v Speaker 4>like twenty to eleven, and I get a spot. I

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<v Speaker 4>get one of the last spots because you know, everyone

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 4>is going to work has already parked there. And I

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<v Speaker 4>get there nice and early, and I text my wife

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<v Speaker 4>I made it to the train, because she takes the

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<v Speaker 4>train in every day to work. And you know, she

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<v Speaker 4>was talking me through the process. She's like, you should

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<v Speaker 4>go to this day. So I go to the station.

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<v Speaker 4>Well we'll call it Smith Street station. It's not, but

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<v Speaker 4>for the sake of the conversation, I went to Smith

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<v Speaker 4>Street station. Okay, and I'm twenty minutes early and I

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<v Speaker 4>have to take the train east to Manhattan because New

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<v Speaker 4>Jersey as well. Okay, So they make an announcement we

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<v Speaker 4>have some track delays.

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<v Speaker 1>So the uh, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Westbound train coming from Manhattan will now be on the

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<v Speaker 4>eastbound track.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So the train comes on the track on the you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the platform I'm waiting on, and it goes the other direction,

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<v Speaker 4>and the guys are like, yeah, all the trains are

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<v Speaker 4>coming on this track.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a track problem. Okay. Great.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's eleven oh one eleven oh two, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>looking according to the train schedule, i will get into

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<v Speaker 4>the city in just enough time to get on the

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<v Speaker 4>subway to make my lunch with my person. It's eleven

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<v Speaker 4>oh five, eleven ten, eleven fifteen, eleven twenty. There's no train,

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<v Speaker 4>no announcement, no nothing. So the woman next to me

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<v Speaker 4>says to a friend, I just looked in the NJ

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<v Speaker 4>Transit app there's no longer a train coming at eleven

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<v Speaker 4>oh five.

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<v Speaker 1>The train has just disappeared. It's canceled, it's done.

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<v Speaker 4>No train Okay, So I'm like, fuck, my wife told

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<v Speaker 4>me this was easy so now I gotta jump.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in my car.

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<v Speaker 4>I've already paid five dollars for parking. I gotta jump

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<v Speaker 4>in my car and drive to Secaucus. Twenty five minutes

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<v Speaker 4>to get to secaucas And when I get there, there's

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<v Speaker 4>a giant parking lot. Giant parking lot. It's thirty dollars

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<v Speaker 4>to pay for parking. Scary thirty. I already paid five.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I gotta pay thirty. So I go to the entrance,

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<v Speaker 4>which is right by the entrance to the train station.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know, I have a handicapped parking pass because

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<v Speaker 4>I have I have a bad knee at the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I have the the things worry about it.

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:02.959
<v Speaker 4>So I'm like, oh, all these of a bad attitude,

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 4>that's correct. So all these parking spaces are empty. But

0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 4>there's a sign that says parking lot entrance is full,

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 4>is closed. Rather please go around to the other entrance.

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:13.320
<v Speaker 1>So I go. I go all the way to the end.

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 4>Now around on the outside, round the outside, round the outside,

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 4>I go round around. I go to the back corner

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 4>and the sign there says entrance closed. Please use the

0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 4>parking lot across the street.

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:26.120
<v Speaker 4>Now I have to go across the street, which is

0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 4>like a quarter mile away from the.

0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Entrance to the train station. So I pull in.

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 4>I pay thirty dollars. I'm trying to save money here.

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 4>I pay an additional down, paid thirty five dollars. I

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:40.240
<v Speaker 4>could have driven into the city for forty eight. I've

0:32:40.280 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 4>now paid thirty five. So I go into the lot.

0:32:42.800 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 4>I get the handicapped spot in that lot, which is

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 4>the front of the lot.

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Big deal.

0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 4>I have to cross the street walk the entire length

0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:51.200
<v Speaker 4>of the other parking lot, which is like a football field,

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 4>no joke. Yes, And I'm starting to get uncomfortable. My

0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 4>back's hurt and my ankle's hurt. Everything that's wrong with

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 4>me is hurting. I'm getting tired. So I get to

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 4>the where the the exit is, right where I wanted

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 4>a park and there's a guy sitting in the booth.

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 4>I go, excuse me, Uh, why is the entrance closed?

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 4>You have like twelve handicapped parking spaces open. I have

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 4>a handicapped parking pass and he says, I don't know.

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 4>I go, well, I could have parked there. Why why

0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 4>didn't you double park? Why don't you park and come.

0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 1>In and get me. I go.

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:26.239
<v Speaker 4>It's a one lane road. If I stop, no one

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 4>can pass me. I go, And I didn't see you.

0:33:28.720 --> 0:33:31.120
<v Speaker 4>You weren't in the booth. I said, look, I just

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 4>walked the whole parklight, walked the whole thing. The ohl

0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 4>blah blah blah blah blah.

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:35.800
<v Speaker 1>And he goes. He looks at me, goes, hey, what

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:38.920
<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do? My life is like life sucks.

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 1>I go, what do you mean? What am I gonna do?

0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't give a fuck. I go here. He goes, sorry, man,

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>parking lots closed. I go.

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 4>You could have put up a sign parking lots closed

0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 4>except for handicap parking.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.440
<v Speaker 1>No, what are you gonna do?

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 4>So I go, and I get in the city and

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 4>I just make it in time, all the trains lined up.

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I make it.

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 4>But now I'm out thirty. I'm out thirty dollars plus

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 4>the toll on the turnpike. Of course, yes whatever. So

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 4>now I'm like in the hole.

0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 5>You're almost even for what the forty eight dollars you

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.439
<v Speaker 5>could play, you see, because you know what I would

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 5>have done.

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I would have paid the forty eight and I would

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 1>have just been, you.

0:34:12.400 --> 0:34:15.439
<v Speaker 4>Know, not have as a high stress level as you right,

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:18.319
<v Speaker 4>So all I got would have the anxiety right now.

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>All I could tell you know, I can tell my wife.

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I was right.

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 4>Fuck New Jersey Transit. So I so I called New

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.760
<v Speaker 4>Jersey Transit yesterday, careful, Hello.

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Are my friends who J Transit? Are my friends?

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 9>Well?

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Good? I may need some connections.

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:32.840
<v Speaker 4>I call up and I tell them the story and

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 4>I say, you know what, I would like you to

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:37.960
<v Speaker 4>refund my thirty dollars. And she was she was like that,

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 4>like that, she was had some of her teeth like no, no,

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 4>like that was the attitude. NJ Transit doesn't do refunds.

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 4>I said, whoa wait a minute, I'm telling you it's

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 4>your fault. The train disappeared and I had to go

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 4>pay thirty dollars for parking.

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 1>She just, yeah, we don't. NJ Transit doesn't give refunds.

0:34:56.560 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Come on, I I'll tell you what.

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:00.959
<v Speaker 4>Just refund my tic it or credit me a free

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.720
<v Speaker 4>ticket because I spent a lot of money. It's your fault,

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 4>it's not my fault. Oh yeah, we don't give refunds.

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 4>Just I'll put I'll put an acclaim. I'll put in acclaim.

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 4>I go, okay, how will I know if the claim

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 4>is answered? Just we'll email you. And what if I

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 4>don't get an email, just, well, then you're out of luck.

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 4>So I got what are you gonna do? And you're

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 4>out of luck? That was my day on today's Friday, Wednesday,

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:28.359
<v Speaker 4>my Wednesday. So guess what next time, I'm paying forty

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 4>eight dollars to park plus talls sixty dollars fuck it

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 4>for the aggravation to take in the train. I'll go

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:35.480
<v Speaker 4>give money to a parking garage. At least I know

0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:36.239
<v Speaker 4>it's gonna be there.

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:40.279
<v Speaker 1>The Brickman Boys podcast, We will be right back.

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 4>So much pent up anger, David Brody. I thought I

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:45.080
<v Speaker 4>was gonna get free dessert.

0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:45.359
<v Speaker 1>I got.

0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 4>I got shit is what I got from NJ Transit done.

0:35:48.080 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm not done with them yet. I'll hit him up

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 4>on social media. Hey, is it wrong that I have

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:56.200
<v Speaker 4>a crush on the Live here Rodrigo. Yeah, she's twelve. No, no, no,

0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 4>she's twenty. I compare it to you, you know, relatively

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 4>speaking me out earlier, actually several episodes ago.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.240
<v Speaker 1>I know we were coming down on she's a pretty

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:07.279
<v Speaker 1>young woman, but like.

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:09.360
<v Speaker 4>No, hold on, hold on, before we go first, No,

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 4>I want to I want to actually just reclaim my

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 4>stance because people seem to think that.

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I was gripped. Was I ripping her on this podcast?

0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 5>I was ripping the fact that we don't have anything,

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:23.839
<v Speaker 5>any good songs out uh, And it was we didn't

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 5>have a summer a summer song, and Vampire was like

0:36:26.440 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 5>our choice and it was kind of slow and well.

0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 1>The truth of the matter is like the two sing

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:34.200
<v Speaker 1>video now She's hot, you have a crush on her?

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:38.239
<v Speaker 5>The two singles that followed bad idea, right, and what's

0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:38.680
<v Speaker 5>the current?

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 4>One is getting back? God, she looks so hot, she

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.800
<v Speaker 4>really does, and I can't what what do you do?

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:53.759
<v Speaker 4>She's twenty yep? Okay, what's wrong is that? Should I

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:54.600
<v Speaker 4>feel empty for.

0:36:56.440 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Her? Yep? I know? You five years longer than she's alive. See.

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 4>Well, when you put it like that, it sounds yeah.

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 4>Put Oh you know what else? Is an interesting mathematical equation?

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:07.920
<v Speaker 4>What's that my middle daughter is the same age as

0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:08.760
<v Speaker 4>Olivia Rodrigo.

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:11.960
<v Speaker 5>That's what six see. That's what bothers you. It's it's

0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 5>the age thing, and you're comparing it to your own daughter.

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 4>And it was like my daughter, No, The first thing

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 4>I feel like she's somebody's daughter. And this guy our friendship,

0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 4>is older than Olivia Rodrigo.

0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 1>And here's why I feel this way.

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:27.840
<v Speaker 4>Because she First of all, you remember two thousand and

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:30.280
<v Speaker 4>three right now, when the when the when the Marlins

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:32.520
<v Speaker 4>beat the Yankees in the World Series and we had

0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:35.360
<v Speaker 4>squitched the fish shirts at two hundred that I created

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:38.080
<v Speaker 4>I came up with right two thousand and three, remember

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 4>that she was being born. Okay, you know the reason

0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 4>why I feel like that is because, first of all.

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:47.560
<v Speaker 5>She's firing on all cylinders right now. I said this

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:51.200
<v Speaker 5>on the Morning show. She has she is the it girl.

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:57.400
<v Speaker 1>She she rips it girl. Maybe for older girls older.

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:00.120
<v Speaker 4>A Taylor Swift concert, I know it's younger girls to

0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 4>actually girl. No, it's a different kind of women. It's

0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:05.319
<v Speaker 4>a different kind of girl. It's a different you can't.

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.760
<v Speaker 4>Taylor Swift is the it person on the planet.

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Taylor.

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 4>Taylor Swift appeals to a different Can I say something

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:13.600
<v Speaker 4>about Taylor Swift real quick? When she got out of

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 4>the car the SNL after party and Travis came over

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:18.319
<v Speaker 4>and he, you know, he helped her out of the car.

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:21.759
<v Speaker 4>He led her. Travis Kelsey had her hand and he

0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 4>walked first, which I thought was very gentlemanly. But I

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:26.719
<v Speaker 4>was thinking in terms of star power, she should lead him,

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:30.759
<v Speaker 4>she should be dragging him around. I'm just saying he did.

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 4>He did, He did the chivalrous thing. But now, but

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 4>but I tell you, Taylor could be a little vanilla talking.

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:41.720
<v Speaker 4>You know, she's I think Olivia has been been dragged

0:38:41.760 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 4>through the mud, like, look look at what happened to her,

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:46.280
<v Speaker 4>and she shed wait.

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>It won't happened to her.

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 4>She got, she stole a guy. She stole Josh Barrett, No,

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:52.799
<v Speaker 4>the opposite half front.

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:58.920
<v Speaker 1>No, Sabrina Carpenter. He allegedly, yeah, broke Sabrina Carpenter's heart.

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina Carpon allegedly stole Josh back.

0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 4>And then she she took that sorrow and made a

0:39:03.440 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 4>billion dollars off of it. She did because good for

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 4>you and all that other those other songs. What I'm

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:10.480
<v Speaker 4>saying is for you. She had to give half the

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:14.759
<v Speaker 4>paramore because you know she did, right, but because.

0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 1>It sounded like that.

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 4>My point is she's very I think there's just she's talented,

0:39:19.920 --> 0:39:23.319
<v Speaker 4>but she's also relatable and I don't know, I just

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 4>think that a lot of girls are like, wow, this

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:27.239
<v Speaker 4>is she's speaking for me right now.

0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I think she's so well connected.

0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 4>To a touches you as as an almost fifty year

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:33.440
<v Speaker 4>old man that touches you, It touches your heart strength.

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:35.399
<v Speaker 4>I love No, I love it because she's a strong woman.

0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:37.400
<v Speaker 4>She's like in the woman that you could take to dinner.

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 1>She's independent.

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't know she's independent, so you'd like to trap

0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:42.600
<v Speaker 4>her and make her unindependent.

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to find her hot, but I do.

0:39:44.560 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. I don't want to attractive.

0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:50.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, do you find Sabrina Corpenter attractive? Yes, but not

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 4>in the way that I find that. Here's what I'm thinking.

0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:55.680
<v Speaker 4>Here's what I'm thinking. You hook up with Olivia roightkay,

0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:58.200
<v Speaker 4>stop it, and then leave her for Sabrina Corpenter and

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 4>they get a kind of a whole album about you.

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:04.200
<v Speaker 4>My love was scary that'll be the title. But like, wait,

0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 4>it must be scary. I think she's alluding to scary.

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 4>That'd be great.

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Way.

0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:11.960
<v Speaker 4>The reason why I bring it up is because, yeah,

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 4>in other words, the reason is that the reason because

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 4>if the shoe was on the hold on, we're two

0:40:20.560 --> 0:40:23.600
<v Speaker 4>guys here. If this was if this was older guy,

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:27.400
<v Speaker 4>if this was if this was some older women talking

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:29.200
<v Speaker 4>about a twenty two year old hot.

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Guy, I'd say the same thing.

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:34.600
<v Speaker 5>No, No, you wouldn't because I think of Okay, think

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:35.120
<v Speaker 5>of Danielle.

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:36.479
<v Speaker 1>Think of Danielle from our show.

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:39.480
<v Speaker 4>Right the way, she's old enough, I could think about it.

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:43.320
<v Speaker 4>She's thinking about Danielle. She's older than me, married, older

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:48.799
<v Speaker 4>than me. She she she could fawn over some shirtless

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 4>hot guy who's eighteen or nineteen years old.

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Say the same. Though she likes David Beckham, she.

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 4>Said, say the same things. You know what I'm talking about, Brodie,

0:40:57.600 --> 0:40:59.279
<v Speaker 4>don't start. Holds into what I'm saying.

0:40:59.280 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 4>If she's he's a guy in a boy band and

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:04.520
<v Speaker 4>she goes, oh he's hot. No, she's making an objective opinion. Yes,

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 4>But she didn't say I think I'm into her. Bro

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 4>You didn't say Olivia Rodriguez hot. You said like.

0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Women do that. Women.

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 5>You've got to stop. Okay, stop for one second. Women

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 5>in their forties and fifties do this.

0:41:19.440 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 4>All the time to guys and talk about guys like

0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:26.720
<v Speaker 4>their pieces of meat. Guys in their lateeens, early twenties,

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.320
<v Speaker 4>and they have left to the judge.

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Don't get it's legal. It's all legal. They're over seventeen, right,

0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:38.719
<v Speaker 1>All you're doing is cracking jokes. Listen to what I'm saying.

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm putting an argument on. The podcast is supposed to be,

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:44.319
<v Speaker 1>but I'm putting it on. I'm putting an exact I'm

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>putting it.

0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:48.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm making a comparison. No, I'm making a direct analogy.

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:52.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm making. What I'm saying is this is apples to apples.

0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:54.440
<v Speaker 1>That's not what an analogy is. But go ahead.

0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:56.839
<v Speaker 5>But what I'm saying is if I'm making a comparison

0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:01.480
<v Speaker 5>and I'm putting think about people their forties and fifties, women.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they call them cougar's right, and cougar they're like, yeah.

0:42:03.920 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 4>Okay, they don't get the same kind of reaction like

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 4>oh that's creepy, eh, the same way the way that

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 4>you just did to me for being a guy, because

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 4>the shoe was on the other foot.

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 1>So all of a sudden, I didn't say all men,

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I just said you, that's a double standard.

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 4>No, because I don't say I don't say I don't

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 4>think women who were in their fifties should be dating

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 4>twenty year old boys either.

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:29.000
<v Speaker 1>But I don't. I don't, that's my opinion. But I

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:31.239
<v Speaker 1>don't go around telling them not to do that. I don't.

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't tell people what as long as they are Floksten.

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.960
<v Speaker 4>If my twenty year old daughter brought home a you

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:39.200
<v Speaker 4>or a fifty year old guy, it probably wouldn't sit well.

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:43.480
<v Speaker 1>With me, of course, not right, but what I'm saying.

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 4>But if a fifty year old woman brought home my

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:47.919
<v Speaker 4>twenty year old son, if I had one, that also

0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 4>wouldn't sit right with me. See that's where you're wrong, though,

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 4>because I feel like a lot of people would be

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 4>okay with that. Society is if my society forget about you,

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:59.279
<v Speaker 4>David Rody. Society is to the podcast. Society is not

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 4>on the podcast. Society is okay with it.

0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 5>Overall, they're they're okay with the woman being older and

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 5>the younger.

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:12.080
<v Speaker 4>Guy, but not okay with boys podcast with society and scary. No,

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:15.240
<v Speaker 4>it's me, I'm telling you. Look, I don't think society.

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:17.560
<v Speaker 4>Look listen, we can. I don't want to get into

0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:20.880
<v Speaker 4>the whole physical dominance of a large man and a

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 4>small girl. There's a lot of reasons why physically and

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:27.080
<v Speaker 4>mentally we look at those two situations differently. We do

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 4>because sometimes little twenty year old girls are abused and

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 4>and by large men and physics and aren't.

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Going down that road. Brodie, we're talking specific sigma. Let's

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:42.800
<v Speaker 1>keep it surface, keep it surfaces.

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's get back to what this was about you

0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 4>and Olivia Rodrigue not saying that. Okay, yes, let's say

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:52.719
<v Speaker 4>it's okay to Olivia Rodrigo, you are into a living

0:43:53.040 --> 0:43:56.359
<v Speaker 4>They're definitely. There are definitely women right now slices that

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 4>that cringe like scary, that's creepy. That's but those same

0:43:59.719 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 4>women probably have fawned over a guy in his early twenties,

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.280
<v Speaker 4>and that's okay.

0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Are they your age and they fawned over them?

0:44:07.960 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 10>No?

0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, yes, there's a forty nine year old slice, yes,

0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:15.120
<v Speaker 5>female when she does a podcast with her friend. Yeah,

0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:18.440
<v Speaker 5>who's who's fawning over a nineteen twenty year old filling

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:19.640
<v Speaker 5>the male celebrity right now?

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Whoever it is? David Kushner. David Kushner.

0:44:21.880 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 4>I not how old he is, but let's okay, it's like, hey,

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 4>you know what I would fucking I would hit that

0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 4>David Kushner guy, not David Kushner a bad example, bad example.

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:33.239
<v Speaker 4>Why he's not it, Why I'm just summon in his

0:44:33.320 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 4>earlier up, David Kushner is gonna be a big deal soon.

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:39.480
<v Speaker 4>All in their early twenties. Yeah, the hot guy in

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:42.160
<v Speaker 4>the early twenties. David Kushner is in his early twenties.

0:44:42.200 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 1>But he's not.

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:44.879
<v Speaker 5>He's but no one's thinking about David Kushner that way.

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 5>Oh so you're saying that's a bad example, but my

0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:50.359
<v Speaker 5>daughter loves him. That's your daughter, dude, we're talking about

0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 5>we're talking about okay, but you're talking okay. So now

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:56.520
<v Speaker 5>I have to mention a male celebrity who's twenty who

0:44:56.560 --> 0:44:57.880
<v Speaker 5>has the same fame level.

0:44:58.280 --> 0:45:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Is it about the fame of a lady? Go, well,

0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>the hotness?

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:03.360
<v Speaker 4>You said it to an age and you said you

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 4>said there are women who fall and over twenty year

0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 4>old celebrities. So I'm saying you think there's some woman

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 4>the Jane the Jane and Maria podcast. I'm sorry, Maria

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 4>and Jane podcast, and Marie is going a Jane. First

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:17.280
<v Speaker 4>of all, you have an old timey name. Second, second

0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:20.120
<v Speaker 4>of all, I have the fucking hots for David Kushner.

0:45:20.120 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 4>He's smoking hot. It's a bad example. Though one knows

0:45:22.560 --> 0:45:24.960
<v Speaker 4>who David Kushner is. Listening to this podcast right now.

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 4>You know who David Kushner is.

0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 1>Their daughter's not.

0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 5>The people listening to this podcast do not know who

0:45:30.560 --> 0:45:33.879
<v Speaker 5>David Kushner is. Are you hot for Olivia Rodrigo because

0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 5>she's famous, because she's.

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Hot both, That's part of the charm.

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, scary I'm making. I'm making a comparison. Let's pretend

0:45:41.520 --> 0:45:44.719
<v Speaker 4>David Kushner is. Nobody knows who David Kushner is. Stop saying.

0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 4>Your point is not there. You're getting caught up on

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.600
<v Speaker 4>the fame of David Kushner. I'm saying, Let's pretend Kushner

0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:54.680
<v Speaker 4>is more famous. The issue is whether Mary, Maria, and

0:45:54.800 --> 0:46:04.200
<v Speaker 4>June want to fuck David Korean. June, Yeah, Jane, Heather,

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 4>Heather and Movie Caitlin, Caitlin and and and Sarah are

0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 4>doing a podcast, and Michelle and Dawn and Okay, I'm

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:16.399
<v Speaker 4>doing a podcast. They fucking know because their daughters love

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 4>David Kushner. This post is all over her room, like

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 4>you know that David Kushner. I'd fucking hit that, and

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:25.520
<v Speaker 4>and and and and Sarah is like, you know, yeah, yeah,

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 4>he's you're too old for that ship and and and

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:31.520
<v Speaker 4>Heather's like, no, I'm not. I'm not too old because

0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:34.960
<v Speaker 4>he's famous and talented and his music hits me, We're

0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 4>in my heart strings. And I want to fucking hit that.

0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:42.560
<v Speaker 4>His one song, Daylight, that's it. And yeah, Daylight speaks

0:46:42.600 --> 0:46:44.360
<v Speaker 4>to me, and I want to fuck David Kushner. Is

0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 4>basically what what Heather is saying. My point, that's it. No,

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 4>your point is not. I'm saying, David Kushner six months

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:53.160
<v Speaker 4>from now is more famous. You're getting caught up on

0:46:53.200 --> 0:46:56.400
<v Speaker 4>the store, all right, but that it's a bad example.

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.440
<v Speaker 4>But okay, okay, let's let's pretend. Let's pretend it's a

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:02.799
<v Speaker 4>twenty year old baseball play. It's different, all right, It's

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:05.080
<v Speaker 4>a famous twenty year old guy, is the point of

0:47:05.120 --> 0:47:05.640
<v Speaker 4>the argument.

0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:08.879
<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's keep it generic. Let's keep it generic. Let's

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 1>keep it generic.

0:47:09.680 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 4>Then I did David Christ's generic a celebrity, twenty year

0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:15.799
<v Speaker 4>old celebrity. Ok, you're hot, twenty year old celebrity. And

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:17.960
<v Speaker 4>Header's like, I want to hit that. And Jeem's like,

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:19.040
<v Speaker 4>what are you talking about?

0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 1>You're you're you're.

0:47:19.920 --> 0:47:22.200
<v Speaker 4>Fifty years old, and she's like, I got fifty year

0:47:22.200 --> 0:47:26.960
<v Speaker 4>old urges. What I'm saying is I said what you say,

0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 4>it's okay for some reason that for me to judge.

0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 4>I'm only judging you because you're my friend, and I'm

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:35.960
<v Speaker 4>telling you for you, it's creepy. Oh for me, Yes,

0:47:36.040 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 4>Because you get to meet Olivia Rodrigo. That makes it worse.

0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 4>Does She'll be in studio next taking pictures with her.

0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:43.920
<v Speaker 1>And everyone's gonna know.

0:47:43.960 --> 0:47:45.879
<v Speaker 4>You're like, I can take a picture, No, but I'm

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:47.319
<v Speaker 4>gonna take a picture with her the same way I

0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:50.440
<v Speaker 4>would take a picture with freaking any celebrity.

0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Of any eight.

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 4>When you take a picture with the lead singer from

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:54.920
<v Speaker 4>Bowling for Soup, you're not thinking this guy's fucking hot,

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:57.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna bang him. I mean, Jared's a nice guy.

0:47:57.480 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 4>I happen to know him, but you're not taking a

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:01.759
<v Speaker 4>picture of him, going, this guy's song speak to me

0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:06.279
<v Speaker 4>and he's hot. Ah, I remember nineteen eighty five, so

0:48:06.280 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 4>many great references. Ah, I would fuck him. No, you're thinking,

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 4>Olivia Rodrigo, I'm good for you, Olivia, you like do

0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:14.760
<v Speaker 4>I worked in a song title?

0:48:14.920 --> 0:48:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sorry.

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:20.480
<v Speaker 4>Maybe you dress up as Dracula like a vampire. Next

0:48:20.520 --> 0:48:22.520
<v Speaker 4>time she comes up, you're like, hey, Olivia, I dressed

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 4>up here.

0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Get it, Olivia, Dracula vampire.

0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Get it. Maybe you're come up with a poster.

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 4>Josh Josh Bassett whatever the fuck his name is, and

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:33.120
<v Speaker 4>you pull like you pull like a dart through his face,

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:35.520
<v Speaker 4>like look, I hate him too. This episode is broken.

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 4>This is broken, this podcast that's not this is broke.

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 4>Not yeah, this is not this episode we've done in weeks.

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:43.919
<v Speaker 5>Okay, uh and oh, by the way, let me just change,

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:45.440
<v Speaker 5>let me change the topic altogether.

0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Just shout out to Old Navy. They're not a sponsor.

0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh something old Finally, Old Navy.

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:55.920
<v Speaker 5>Did you ever think that my bougie ass were shouting

0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:58.240
<v Speaker 5>out to old Navy.

0:48:59.040 --> 0:49:02.160
<v Speaker 1>They fucking saved me. They saved me. They're not a sponsor, right,

0:49:02.360 --> 0:49:02.960
<v Speaker 1>not a sponsor.

0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:06.799
<v Speaker 5>So a few weeks ago, we were going to this

0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:09.640
<v Speaker 5>really fancy event which I thought was not fancy but

0:49:09.719 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 5>turned out to be fancy because all the guys on

0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:13.440
<v Speaker 5>the morning show said, yeah, I'm just gonna wear a

0:49:13.480 --> 0:49:15.920
<v Speaker 5>sweater and some like like, you know, khaki pants or

0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:18.759
<v Speaker 5>you know whatever, black pants and that's it. Well, then

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 5>everyone didn't consult me and said, oh you know what,

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:23.240
<v Speaker 5>fuck I'm gonna wear a suit.

0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Let we wear a sports jacket. Oh don't you hate

0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 1>when that happens? I hate when the Brooklyn Industrial with

0:49:28.040 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 1>you ready to go.

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:31.600
<v Speaker 4>So I was wearing a shirt tucked in with a

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:35.440
<v Speaker 4>belt with nice pants, but no jackie was a theory shirt.

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:40.520
<v Speaker 5>And as I'm pulling up in the uber like literally

0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:42.759
<v Speaker 5>on sixth Avenue, about to make the left hand turn

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:45.160
<v Speaker 5>down the side street where the event was, I get a.

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Call from Nate.

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:50.359
<v Speaker 4>From the Big Show. Hey, man, listen, I just walked in,

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 4>and just so you know, I want to give you

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.759
<v Speaker 4>the heads up that a lot of most of the

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.680
<v Speaker 4>guys that you have jackets on and suits and stuff.

0:49:57.719 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 4>And I said, well, what are you wearing? He goes, yeah,

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 4>I got a jack go on in a suit of

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 4>course shackety but yeah, but he said he wasn't gonna

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:05.000
<v Speaker 4>do wear a jacket.

0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 1>So now I look like the schmuck. Oh so, oh

0:50:07.719 --> 0:50:08.360
<v Speaker 1>my god.

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:10.840
<v Speaker 4>This is self familiar scensed to anybody else. This this

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:13.359
<v Speaker 4>not self. You got, you got what's coming to you?

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 4>Six years later? You fucking got it. You got smoking jacketed,

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:21.200
<v Speaker 4>you got Brooklyn Industrial. Fuck you you undaddressed and nobody

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:23.880
<v Speaker 4>told you. Now you know how it feels, bitch. No,

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:25.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't know how it feels. You know why because

0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 4>like I looked out we were at the red light.

0:50:28.320 --> 0:50:30.560
<v Speaker 4>I looked to the right. There was an old Navy there.

0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:31.680
<v Speaker 4>I ended my ride.

0:50:33.080 --> 0:50:36.839
<v Speaker 5>Dude, I ran into Old Navy, ran downstairs and I said, look,

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:37.959
<v Speaker 5>I know this is a long shot.

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:41.560
<v Speaker 4>You guys will sell sports jacket Navy? Is this who

0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:44.719
<v Speaker 4>has a downstairs? Yes, Oh that's the one I used

0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:47.120
<v Speaker 4>to be a manager at. Oh really, and I opened

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 4>that store nineteen ninety five. I was at the store

0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:52.160
<v Speaker 4>manager and when opened, all things are full circle.

0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess the downstairs used to be storage.

0:50:54.480 --> 0:50:58.400
<v Speaker 4>It was just the your karma, your karma has uh

0:50:58.680 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 4>was what was with me that night?

0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:02.239
<v Speaker 1>You're good card? I ran downstairs.

0:51:02.719 --> 0:51:06.399
<v Speaker 4>There was nothing anywhere there was and no, They're like, oh,

0:51:06.440 --> 0:51:08.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if we have she goes, huh she was.

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I think I might have one thing. I Smike from

0:51:12.600 --> 0:51:15.319
<v Speaker 1>security left his jacket here from yesterday. She ran.

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:17.880
<v Speaker 5>We walked through the aisle and then in the clothing

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 5>rack in the sale area.

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:24.719
<v Speaker 1>There was one lonely black smoke.

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:28.400
<v Speaker 4>A jacket, a smoking jacket, black and blazer, hanging halfway

0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 4>off the rack.

0:51:29.680 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 1>And she pulled it off and.

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:33.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, please be an extra large, Please be an

0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 4>extra large. It was an extra large. She goes, try

0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:38.839
<v Speaker 4>this on, Brody. I swear to god, it was the

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 4>only fucking jacket. It was almost like a ghost came.

0:51:41.960 --> 0:51:45.759
<v Speaker 4>A ghost came, Yes, a soldier. The soldier put the

0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:48.839
<v Speaker 4>jacket there for you. Put the jacket there. I tried

0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:51.080
<v Speaker 4>it on and looked in the mirror. She goes, You'll

0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:53.000
<v Speaker 4>never no one will ever know it looks. It looks

0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:55.560
<v Speaker 4>it matches your pants. Fine, what no one will ever

0:51:55.640 --> 0:51:58.080
<v Speaker 4>know that you didn't show that you showed up underdressed,

0:51:58.239 --> 0:51:59.440
<v Speaker 4>because you're gonna walk out of.

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Here with this jacket today. It was I mean, the

0:52:01.560 --> 0:52:02.600
<v Speaker 1>sleeves were slightly long.

0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 4>But all I I'm glad to do is like do

0:52:04.239 --> 0:52:07.280
<v Speaker 4>a little like, you know, ruffle of my house arms. Yeah, dude,

0:52:07.360 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 4>it was a ninety nine dollars jacket. It was on

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<v Speaker 4>sale for sixty six.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude. This baby doesn't sell things at a ninety nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was on sale for sixty six. It

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<v Speaker 1>was okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the short of it is, in six minutes flat,

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<v Speaker 4>I walked out of I walked out. They popped the

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<v Speaker 4>tags on me. I walked out of Old Navy tags. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna pop some to Macklamore walk down the street.

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<v Speaker 4>Maclamore proudly, with confidence, walked into this event and nobody

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<v Speaker 4>even said for a second, oh nice jacket.

0:52:40.520 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 1>No, they didn't say. They didn't say that. They didn't belong.

0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 1>What's that? That's weird. So I actually started telling.

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<v Speaker 4>People at the party, I'm like, can you believe I

0:52:49.320 --> 0:52:51.880
<v Speaker 4>just bought this jacket five minutes ago? Because I felt underdressed?

0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:54.839
<v Speaker 4>Guess what nobody they look I would never have known,

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:56.879
<v Speaker 4>would never have known nobody from me. Now those people

0:52:56.920 --> 0:52:59.200
<v Speaker 4>the brand, he told people, the brand name of your jacket. Yeah,

0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:00.920
<v Speaker 4>I said, I got this in Old Navy about ten

0:53:00.960 --> 0:53:04.240
<v Speaker 4>minutes ago. It was hysterical. Anyway, there are there a client.

0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 4>They're not okay, but I'm trying to get them now

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<v Speaker 4>as a result of this. So all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>so there you go, all right, the Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I like that story. It's a story of hope.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a story of hope. So shout out to old Navy.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you ever what's again?

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<v Speaker 1>Sponsor on this day? Shout out to old Navy love.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought i'd hear that, Never thought i'd hear that

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<v Speaker 4>from Joe. All right, so what do you think you

0:53:27.520 --> 0:53:30.720
<v Speaker 4>place some talkbacks? I think I can't imagine there's anymore

0:53:30.760 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 4>dollars six Brody's wrong talkbacksfully, not one. People have moved on.

0:53:34.480 --> 0:53:37.080
<v Speaker 4>Remember next week we want your talkbacks on. When you

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:41.799
<v Speaker 4>got a scare scare bonied no legit or you feel

0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:44.800
<v Speaker 4>like you saw ghosts absolutely or pig demons or whatever

0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 4>those are, that's the one ghost of soldiers something.

0:53:48.080 --> 0:53:49.799
<v Speaker 1>Say what you want about it? All right?

0:53:49.960 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I heart radio app hit the little microphone, leave

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<v Speaker 4>us talk back, uh and if you leave like six

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<v Speaker 4>in a row. First of all, we're not recommending it,

0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:57.879
<v Speaker 4>but you don't need to introduce yourself every time.

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<v Speaker 1>One best guys. Yeah, So here we go. This is

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<v Speaker 1>from episode two seventy two, Prairie Doggy Style, Oh, Prairie

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<v Speaker 1>Doggy Style, Here we go. This person has some feedback.

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<v Speaker 11>Hey Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queens here when Jemmy was

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<v Speaker 11>telling that story about someone taking a shit in the

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:16.120
<v Speaker 11>pool in Vegas. All I could think of was the

0:54:16.239 --> 0:54:19.720
<v Speaker 11>duty scene from Caddy Shack when they thought a candy

0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:23.960
<v Speaker 11>bar was crap in the pool and everyone's yelling dude

0:54:24.960 --> 0:54:27.719
<v Speaker 11>like in the Jaws game is playing baby Ruth. I

0:54:27.800 --> 0:54:31.239
<v Speaker 11>just busted out laughing because I could imagine that the

0:54:31.280 --> 0:54:35.400
<v Speaker 11>Golden Nugget pool or the brown Nugget pool, as you said, look.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that scene. It was in Atlantic City anyway.

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<v Speaker 11>Jamie from Queen Jamie Queens you guys briefly mentioned Hack

0:54:44.480 --> 0:54:45.400
<v Speaker 11>Saw Jim Duggan.

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<v Speaker 12>Well a few years ago.

0:54:47.200 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 11>I was at New York Comic Con. I was dressed

0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 11>as a zombie and had a giant fake wound on

0:54:52.719 --> 0:54:56.120
<v Speaker 11>my face like where I would have gotten bit. So

0:54:56.880 --> 0:54:59.200
<v Speaker 11>I meet hack Saw Jim Duggan. I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Who he was.

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<v Speaker 11>He sees the wound and says, I'm going to beat

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<v Speaker 11>the shit out of whoever did that to your face?

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 11>And I cracked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, huh hi. This is Liz from Hackensackney Jersey Brody

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<v Speaker 1>Scary Slice for Life.

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<v Speaker 13>I just want to tell you guys.

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<v Speaker 9>That I love you, and keep up the good work,

0:55:21.200 --> 0:55:22.520
<v Speaker 9>keep making us laugh.

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<v Speaker 6>Brody, keep up your good work and.

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<v Speaker 4>Your high work, Hiatus, Scary.

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<v Speaker 14>Is you are friends with the couple that's getting married,

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<v Speaker 14>you can talk to them and ask him for a

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<v Speaker 14>plus one, or don't go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just wedding etiquette. Don't get mad.

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<v Speaker 4>Just do what you have to do, what I have

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<v Speaker 4>to do, Okay, go along, Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary.

0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:50.520
<v Speaker 13>Scary and Brody on my way to work today. Realize

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:51.480
<v Speaker 13>I forgot my pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Look down.

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<v Speaker 13>It's a fine look. I'm famous, isn't it anyway? Curly Jason, Jason,

0:55:57.440 --> 0:56:00.000
<v Speaker 13>Curly Slice for Life Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>He made a reference to, uh, they get attraction on

0:56:05.280 --> 0:56:08.200
<v Speaker 1>HBO Max Yes, which we were talking about. So full

0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:11.640
<v Speaker 1>force now fine looking penis ain't it in it?

0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:12.239
<v Speaker 15>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, Emily from Connecticut. I'm calling about episode two seventy

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<v Speaker 3>one where Scary was upset that Robin wasn't invited to

0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:23.280
<v Speaker 3>the wedding. So I've been married and I definitely invited

0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:27.479
<v Speaker 3>anybody that had a spouse or a very long time

0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:30.640
<v Speaker 3>significant other if they lived together. I mean I would

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<v Speaker 3>have invited Robin too, even if I didn't know her.

0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:35.000
<v Speaker 3>They've been together for so long. But I definitely did

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<v Speaker 3>not invite at first the boyfriend of my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Because because.

0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Emily from Connecticut. Again, So I did not invite one

0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:47.040
<v Speaker 3>of my friend's boyfriends at first because he's an asshole

0:56:47.040 --> 0:56:50.120
<v Speaker 3>and he treats her like shit. Okay, but eventually I

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<v Speaker 3>did add him on to the guest list just because

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<v Speaker 3>we had some guest traveling kind of for the wedding

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<v Speaker 3>and a lot of people declined that we expected we're

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:01.279
<v Speaker 3>going to be there, so I had room and I

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<v Speaker 3>let her bring him just because I felt bad that

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<v Speaker 3>she was going to have to get a hotel by herself.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So do you think Robin wasn't invited to this

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<v Speaker 4>celebrity at this uh not celebrity, this wedding of the

0:57:14.440 --> 0:57:17.280
<v Speaker 4>person you know from the radio station because Robin is

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<v Speaker 4>an asshole who's abusive to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go with no on that. Oh okay, all right,

0:57:22.360 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 1>just check it.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm a special education teacher, and in my opinion, the

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<v Speaker 14>guy who says he is OCD actually has ADHD and

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<v Speaker 14>was probably also diagnosed with very annoying disorder, meaning you're

0:57:38.880 --> 0:57:43.320
<v Speaker 14>just annoying and you're saying OCD a little obsessively. Yes,

0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:45.720
<v Speaker 14>but you got ADHD and you're a bit annoying.

0:57:47.240 --> 0:57:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh fair enough, all right, expert opinion.

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<v Speaker 14>How kerry, I am in one hundred percent agreement or

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<v Speaker 14>as you would say, two hundred percent agreement. A flagel

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<v Speaker 14>and a bagel are not the same thing. If you're

0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:02.840
<v Speaker 14>out flagels, do not supplement it with a regular baby

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<v Speaker 14>bagel and try to give it to me.

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<v Speaker 11>Do not do that.

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<v Speaker 14>It is not the same.

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<v Speaker 1>I am with you, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I love her voice, but we don't know her name.

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<v Speaker 4>So next time you do leave a talk back, leave

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:13.160
<v Speaker 4>us your name.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way it come from.

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<v Speaker 16>See, I'm just wondering if any of your friends listen

0:58:19.640 --> 0:58:24.360
<v Speaker 16>to the podcast, hear a conversation like the wedding invite

0:58:24.920 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 16>and know you're talking about them, and then reach out

0:58:28.040 --> 0:58:28.480
<v Speaker 16>to you.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a great question. Sometimes that happens. In this case, no,

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<v Speaker 5>because we were generic enough about it. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 5>I guess nobody from that wedding because I don't I

0:58:40.560 --> 0:58:42.560
<v Speaker 5>don't know most of the people. I don't know ninety

0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 5>percent of the people going to this wedding. So I

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:46.040
<v Speaker 5>felt it was safe to bring it up.

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:47.680
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, yeah, I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think the person who's throwing the wedding is

0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 4>listening to this pody.

0:58:50.960 --> 0:58:51.760
<v Speaker 1>No, they're not.

0:58:51.800 --> 0:58:55.040
<v Speaker 4>Although twice I got called out by family members because

0:58:55.040 --> 0:58:58.200
<v Speaker 4>Scary said something that I did that My wife was like,

0:58:58.400 --> 0:59:00.320
<v Speaker 4>you didn't tell me that? And then Scary he said

0:59:00.320 --> 0:59:02.000
<v Speaker 4>something about my daughter and she's like, so I Scary

0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 4>talking about me?

0:59:03.360 --> 0:59:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Tell you that? Yeah.

0:59:04.760 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 4>In this case, no, I knew the people is for

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 4>the wedding, the bride and group did not listen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary. This guy this is

0:59:13.960 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Joe from California.

0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like one because I was.

0:59:17.480 --> 0:59:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Listening to episode seventy two and Brody was talking about

0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Scary's papers being breaking news. But the breaking news really

0:59:27.080 --> 0:59:30.760
<v Speaker 2>was that Scary did his own fucking laundry. He always

0:59:30.800 --> 0:59:33.240
<v Speaker 2>said he had a service do your own, do your

0:59:33.320 --> 0:59:37.440
<v Speaker 2>laundry for you. So, uh, just curious when you started

0:59:37.480 --> 0:59:37.960
<v Speaker 2>doing your own.

0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Explained to explain what you meant when you said you

0:59:41.840 --> 0:59:44.520
<v Speaker 1>did your ownlaundry. I did. I did do my own laundry.

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<v Speaker 1>I did I have? I have before?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, sometimes did you write it in your journal? Sometimes

0:59:50.720 --> 0:59:53.959
<v Speaker 4>sometimes I do my own laundry. Yeah, but I have time.

0:59:54.160 --> 0:59:56.560
<v Speaker 4>I got on a rainy Friday or Saturday. It's been

0:59:56.640 --> 1:00:00.240
<v Speaker 4>raining in the northeast. Seven seven weekends in a row.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the seventh weekends in a row. Seventh weekend

1:00:02.360 --> 1:00:04.360
<v Speaker 4>in a row where we're getting married. Guess what? And

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<v Speaker 4>Scary would like to point out that most months don't

1:00:06.560 --> 1:00:07.760
<v Speaker 4>have seven weekends anymore.

1:00:07.800 --> 1:00:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Perfect day to perfect time to do laundry on days

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<v Speaker 1>like this.

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<v Speaker 14>Hello, everybody, this is not one well, there is how

1:00:16.160 --> 1:00:18.439
<v Speaker 14>you doing today? This is not one does?

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<v Speaker 7>How you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Just wanted to clear that up. Thank you

1:00:22.560 --> 1:00:25.000
<v Speaker 1>for checking in on just at one point. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>not one. Hey, guys, how you doing? It's me again

1:00:30.160 --> 1:00:30.640
<v Speaker 1>you brought in.

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<v Speaker 17>Next time you're going to one of these federal buildings

1:00:36.040 --> 1:00:40.440
<v Speaker 17>or government buildings, especially federal trying not to rattle there cages.

1:00:41.080 --> 1:00:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Those guys are very sensitive.

1:00:43.160 --> 1:00:46.360
<v Speaker 17>You might find yourself going into another room and getting

1:00:46.400 --> 1:00:50.000
<v Speaker 17>yourself a full cavity search. They might just find a

1:00:50.080 --> 1:00:55.720
<v Speaker 17>dollar six, maybe even some Canadian coinage you forgot about.

1:01:00.160 --> 1:01:02.760
<v Speaker 4>If you don't know what's so funny about this, you

1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:06.600
<v Speaker 4>gotta just listen in order, because you're.

1:01:05.560 --> 1:01:07.959
<v Speaker 1>Scary doesn't have to listen to order jingles anymore. Bring

1:01:08.000 --> 1:01:09.080
<v Speaker 1>those home, please.

1:01:09.520 --> 1:01:14.560
<v Speaker 6>Hey, boys, It's Jacob. I am from Northwest Arkansas. I

1:01:14.680 --> 1:01:19.960
<v Speaker 6>left a voice back. Yeah, uh yeah, couple episodes bast sure,

1:01:20.360 --> 1:01:23.040
<v Speaker 6>uh yead and all. We're talking about the weather, and

1:01:23.080 --> 1:01:27.240
<v Speaker 6>I was talking about my area, and then Scary mentioned that.

1:01:27.240 --> 1:01:29.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, this is Walmart HQ.

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<v Speaker 6>This whole area is pretty much ran by Walmart. But

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<v Speaker 6>uh no, my my talk back was in regards to

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<v Speaker 6>if you ever come out here, I can show you around.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you so much, appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh he hasn't heard the whole episode we did about

1:01:43.440 --> 1:01:46.040
<v Speaker 4>why it's called Northwest Arkansas in the Bentonville area.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'll ramble a bit here at the being because

1:01:49.520 --> 1:01:52.040
<v Speaker 8>Scary always starts these things before he stops talking or

1:01:52.080 --> 1:01:55.720
<v Speaker 8>he cuts Brody off. And three to one, Hey, Scary,

1:01:55.760 --> 1:01:57.800
<v Speaker 8>while you were going on your bougie rant about the

1:01:58.320 --> 1:02:01.160
<v Speaker 8>above ground pools and the indoor pool, you mentioned you

1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:05.520
<v Speaker 8>hate water parks. I could be wrong, but weren't you

1:02:05.600 --> 1:02:07.840
<v Speaker 8>a spokesperson for a water park about a year ago.

1:02:09.600 --> 1:02:12.400
<v Speaker 8>Careful buddy, just looking out for you, all right, Ted

1:02:12.440 --> 1:02:12.920
<v Speaker 8>for Iowa.

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<v Speaker 5>I think water parks are a great place to bring

1:02:16.920 --> 1:02:18.960
<v Speaker 5>kids for your family, but not for me.

1:02:19.320 --> 1:02:21.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't have kids. I don't have kids, so there's

1:02:21.760 --> 1:02:23.240
<v Speaker 4>no reason for me to go to a water park.

1:02:23.880 --> 1:02:26.280
<v Speaker 4>A water park is great for everyone, but for Scary.

1:02:26.400 --> 1:02:28.240
<v Speaker 4>Even though he did did do commercials for a couple

1:02:28.240 --> 1:02:31.400
<v Speaker 4>of water parks, he understands their fun and he knows

1:02:31.400 --> 1:02:33.360
<v Speaker 4>a good water park from a bad water park. Well,

1:02:33.360 --> 1:02:35.720
<v Speaker 4>Scary endorses the good ones. And I know which ones

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<v Speaker 4>we're talking about.

1:02:36.600 --> 1:02:40.440
<v Speaker 5>Splash Down Beach in Poughkeepsie on eighty four and Fishkill

1:02:41.280 --> 1:02:43.160
<v Speaker 5>that right there is an awesome water park.

1:02:43.480 --> 1:02:44.800
<v Speaker 4>And I'm not going to have you hit the jingle

1:02:44.840 --> 1:02:47.280
<v Speaker 4>because you were questioned on this. It is and it

1:02:47.280 --> 1:02:49.520
<v Speaker 4>happens to be a very nice water park. Yeah, but

1:02:49.680 --> 1:02:52.480
<v Speaker 4>Skary just doesn't like water parks because he doesn't he

1:02:52.520 --> 1:02:53.840
<v Speaker 4>feels left out without a family.

1:02:54.160 --> 1:02:56.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, he wasn't invited with a guest, you know,

1:02:56.240 --> 1:02:56.800
<v Speaker 1>and keep.

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<v Speaker 5>In mind their difference between a testimonial and an endorsement,

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<v Speaker 5>and that to me right there, this, you know, I

1:03:02.560 --> 1:03:04.640
<v Speaker 5>just pretty much read a script of all the all

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<v Speaker 5>the things that are this coaster is opening. This is

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<v Speaker 5>the price. I'm pretty much giving information. I went there

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<v Speaker 5>because I know, but.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're looking for a water park, this is a

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<v Speaker 4>good one. I have and then, by the way, I

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<v Speaker 4>have been there in the past. I took a tour

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<v Speaker 4>of the place. We did a couple of events there

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<v Speaker 4>a few years ago. Scary just doesn't like slides. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he doesn't like wave pools. He's not a great swimmer.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't mean that doesn't mean that I don't have the

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<v Speaker 4>license to talk about it because I can't. Scary likes

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<v Speaker 4>to stand in a pool with a drink in his hand.

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<v Speaker 4>That's his that's his life. I get that. Yep, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a water park guy.

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<v Speaker 7>Brody, you fucking cheap bastard.

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<v Speaker 17>This is in regards to episode two seventy where the

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<v Speaker 17>waiter rung up a dollar six on your credit card

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<v Speaker 17>so you could pay that a tip.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you cheap fucking bastard.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, Brodine's Scary Brooklyn Boys DJ here from South Jersey.

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<v Speaker 9>There's just so much to unpack at the end of

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<v Speaker 9>episode two seventy, so I think I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 9>chalk it up too Scary, you're an idiot, and don't

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<v Speaker 9>be too much of a bitch when it comes to

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<v Speaker 9>UFC because you know how grossly overpopulated it is. And

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<v Speaker 9>Brodi're kind of also wrong because I'm a nerd who

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<v Speaker 9>takes karate but also likes anime.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, I know I'm fine with that. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Well then you can you can, absolutely, that's fine. You

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<v Speaker 4>can act out the anime.

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<v Speaker 10>D Hey guys, Michael from Dane, Ohio, actually Miamisburg. This

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<v Speaker 10>is in reference to two seventy two, and I'm having

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<v Speaker 10>a hard time getting around the idea that fucking Scary

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<v Speaker 10>stores papers in the dryer. I don't understand that at all.

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<v Speaker 10>I mean, I'm sure you have an extensive wardrobe, so

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<v Speaker 10>wouldn't you do close regularly?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I can't believe realdy let it'slide. Yeah, well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's true. Brody knows my lifestyle. He knows how I live. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I don't question things that I've questioned in the past,

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<v Speaker 4>and I can't remember if I questioned them on the

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<v Speaker 4>podcast or not. Yeah, Scary has a once had an

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<v Speaker 4>extra radio in his fucking washing machine.

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<v Speaker 9>I had this messages for one Beladez shucked up, fucked up.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh come on, now, we can't have slices cursing at

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<v Speaker 5>each other. We love about like.

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<v Speaker 18>One Brooklyn Boys, John Long Island, your federally neighborhood mailman

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<v Speaker 18>again just pligh in on the wedding thing.

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<v Speaker 15>H scary has made it clear that they know of Robin,

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<v Speaker 15>they know the details of their relationship and how long

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<v Speaker 15>they've been together. And then Gandhi got invited with Brandon.

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<v Speaker 15>Everyone is great, but you really it's tough when you

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<v Speaker 15>choose one and not the other. So I definitely agree

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<v Speaker 15>with not going. But I also wouldn't say anything. It's

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<v Speaker 15>just simple, keep it quiet.

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<v Speaker 11>I have a scary Jamie from Queen's here. I understand

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<v Speaker 11>why that stack of papers is still in scariest place.

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<v Speaker 11>He's either always doing something work related or hanging out

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<v Speaker 11>with his friends like Big Dick Bob or whatever their

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<v Speaker 11>names are. And when he has time off from work,

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<v Speaker 11>he's going on vacations where he's like swimming in a

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<v Speaker 11>pool of champagne or some shit. Bertie, you need to

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<v Speaker 11>teach him the meaning of a staycation so he can

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<v Speaker 11>get shit done.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooka and swimming in a pool of champagne. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always on the go. I got no time to

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<v Speaker 1>put away papers. You know, Big Dick Bob is calling,

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<v Speaker 1>so Hey Brook and Boys.

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<v Speaker 7>Is Danny from Queens Are you doing so?

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<v Speaker 4>Is Brody scared?

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<v Speaker 9>Do you know that I have to listening to these

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<v Speaker 9>talkbacks with my guy one Veldez.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to say, you guys should rename the

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<v Speaker 4>show with this point, Brooken Boys with Brody Scary on Monveldez,

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<v Speaker 4>think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Okay?

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<v Speaker 19>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 16>Hey?

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<v Speaker 7>Brooken Boys? Is Danny from Queens?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you doing? Always Brody Scared?

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<v Speaker 8>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just pulling one out. Does how you doing?

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<v Speaker 12>Hey?

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<v Speaker 15>This is Christina.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm calling in regards to all the talkbacks about the wedding,

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<v Speaker 12>and it's making me wonder if the couple knows about

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<v Speaker 12>your podcast and listens to the Big Show, because I'm

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<v Speaker 12>wondering if they've been hearing all this shit you've been

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<v Speaker 12>talking about them.

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<v Speaker 1>In another state.

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<v Speaker 5>They live far away in a state that doesn't get

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<v Speaker 5>our Big show, and they.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't really listen. They don't listen to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 20>Rode in scary and James said, Gads, listen, bast quest

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<v Speaker 20>what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 13>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>He ain't being racist. You can't be.

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<v Speaker 20>It can't be upset for the other dude that's not

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<v Speaker 20>upset about it called and they're mad whatever Alaskant mad Hondurian,

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<v Speaker 20>Pablo Nicky from Translvania.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't matter. You can't get mad for the other person. Brody,

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<v Speaker 1>leave Rebecca from Jersey alone. Let her curse nick the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out. Freedom of speech, love y'all.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, this is JP from Virginia listening to the episode

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<v Speaker 7>two six two Scary complaining about the breakfast place that

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<v Speaker 7>turned over a second earlier, but being a boogie bitch,

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<v Speaker 7>go to fucking McDonald and get an egg McMuffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you, and our last one.

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<v Speaker 19>Brody, Hey, Brody, a scary monoca here originally from Brooklyn listening.

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<v Speaker 1>To episode two and two.

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<v Speaker 19>Brody, I think the next but this episode you should

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<v Speaker 19>play the scary slipped in a commercial jingle.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go all the way back to episode twos.

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<v Speaker 19>I know you didn't have the jingle then, but you

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<v Speaker 19>have it now. But he slipped in a commercial for

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<v Speaker 19>a doctor. I'm not gonna say his name because I'm

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<v Speaker 19>just gonna give him extra extra shout outs.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you. You play the jingle.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you monoch right, enjoy the next two hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>seventy the episodes episode two all right on that note, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you're good Scarry, We're not on vacation next week.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not. We'll hear next week. How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Fantastic so boys Boys, Boys,