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Speaker 1: je the twenties to five. All right, this is Anthony, Anthony,

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Speaker 1: This is Paul from over in human Resources. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing? I'm fine? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. I'm calling you today because I

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Speaker 1: need to speak with you about something rather serious. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a moment? Sure, of course. I've gotten quite

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Speaker 1: a few complaints, okay, complaints about you about me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What's this in regard to well, a few of your

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Speaker 1: co workers have approached us and have said that they

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Speaker 1: feel like your actions in the office are inappropriate. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What actions are you talking about? Well, they want you

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Speaker 1: to cover up, sir? What does that mean? You have

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Speaker 1: no idea? No, I do not. Well, as you know,

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Speaker 1: the air conditioning near your office space is broken, so

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Speaker 1: it's been colder than normal. Yes, it certainly has. People

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Speaker 1: have been complaining about that. They have been, and they've

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Speaker 1: been complaining about you too as well, specifically your nipples.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, did you say my nipples. Yes, Wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Well, take a look down

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Speaker 1: at your shirt right now, because I'm sure you can

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Speaker 1: see exactly what I'm talking about. Your co workers say

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Speaker 1: that they have been poking through your shirt almost every

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Speaker 1: day and people don't appreciate it and they say it's

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Speaker 1: a distraction. Are you doing it on purpose? No, you're

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Speaker 1: asking me if I'm showing my nipples on purpose. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm asking. Are you or aren't you?

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Speaker 1: Because if you are, there's a different conversation we need

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Speaker 1: to have. No, I'm not showing my nipples on purpose.

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Speaker 1: I'm not showing my nipples at all. And it's completely

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Speaker 1: wrong for you to be talking to me about Well, sir,

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Speaker 1: it would be wrong for somebody else to approach you

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Speaker 1: about it. But I'm with human resources. We have to

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Speaker 1: ask hard questions. No pun intended. All right now, you're

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Speaker 1: making a joke. This is completely offensive. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to lighten the mood. I don't think this is a

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Speaker 1: mood that needs to be lightened. I think that this

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Speaker 1: is wildly inappropriate for you to be calling me about

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Speaker 1: whether you're in human resources or not. I think it's

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Speaker 1: wildly inappropriate for you to be walking around the office

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Speaker 1: with your nipples looking like they could cut glass because

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Speaker 1: they're so hard. That's exactly That's exactly what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're obviously making a little joke out of it. You're

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Speaker 1: trying to have some kind of fun with this kind

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Speaker 1: of issue. It's crazy that you're calling me about this

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Speaker 1: at all. I don't know who contacted you about this.

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Speaker 1: You sound like you're getting very defensive. Well I am.

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Speaker 1: Are you getting defensive because it's true? No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: getting defensive because it's true. I'm getting defensive because it's

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Speaker 1: completely irregular and uncalled for. Well, we just appreciated if

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Speaker 1: you weren't smuggling raisins in the office every time you

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Speaker 1: set down right there. I think you think that's really fun.

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Speaker 1: I think you think that's hilarious. I guess this is

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Speaker 1: the time when HR gets to cut loose and have

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Speaker 1: a good time with the fun. Crazy call. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who called you about this, well, but this is

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Speaker 1: completely just off the radar, just completely wrong. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are in HR, but I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to somebody higher up than you in HR. I will

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Speaker 1: tell you this is a different kind of complaint than

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Speaker 1: I've ever received before. I've never had anybody complain about

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Speaker 1: somebody having very very hard nipples at work. You listen

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Speaker 1: to you just enjoy it, justing and just enjoy. Are

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Speaker 1: you saying? Are you saying that I'm enjoying your hard nipples? Ye?

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Speaker 1: I am you all right? I don't know who you

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Speaker 1: think you are calling you with this crap. You obviously

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Speaker 1: don't belong in HR. I've worked for this company for

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Speaker 1: a long time and you're done. You are out of HR.

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Speaker 1: You are out of this company. Believe me. There's some

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Speaker 1: people I can talk to and believe me, you are gone.

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Speaker 1: That's good, son of them. That's good because I actually

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Speaker 1: don't work for HR. I work for a radio station.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what what are you talking about? It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: co worker, Joel set you up. Who, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? This whole thing is just a

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Speaker 1: big prank. Yes, Joel set you up because he said

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Speaker 1: he wanted to get you back for a prank you

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Speaker 1: did on him earlier. Oh my god, Joe, I am

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Speaker 1: I Am gonna kill him. Told us about how your

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Speaker 1: air conditioning was broken and you're always complaining about it,

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Speaker 1: and he did mention that your nipples have been looking

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Speaker 1: very hardly. Yeah, that sounds like something I am. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, week up every morning with jubile phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five