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Speaker 1: I'll do it live? Is it COVID loser coach? What up? Everybody? What? What?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 1: What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie and I know the least

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Speaker 1: who's who's or the What's west? What up? Y'all? It says,

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Speaker 1: just like affluent America guys. I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: was going with, but we have breaking news. Debo, what's out?

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Speaker 1: De Boyo, Deebo, Dibo, what's up? It's SETTI here man

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Speaker 1: hit the cliff right, Julio. Welcome to tightens Up, Baby,

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Speaker 1: sell me? Real quick? And Deboo Debo Chicago Bears Nation

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Speaker 1: just because you gave it to him so hard when

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Speaker 1: afford him? Because I just read that, uh my homes

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Speaker 1: Become a Fetch delivery partner and earn eighteen And that's

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Speaker 1: My mom was like, huh, I can never find one

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Speaker 1: now where you get a certain amount of cap. You get,

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Speaker 1: He's nine hundred dollars, he's under a thousand. Then it

422
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Speaker 1: would actually make sense to the fans because they do

423
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Speaker 1: say that. They say the salary cap is what I

424
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Speaker 1: don't know, I'm gonna make it up a million, and

425
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,880
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, the Packers are seventy five million over.

426
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Speaker 1: And guess what, they don't lose it. I mean they

427
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 1: did lose a player, but a lot of they just

428
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: restructure the contract and they're like, oh, what do you know,

429
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: we got all this free money and it's like no,

430
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: so the salary cap and real you just push it

431
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: along to either give him a signing on us or

432
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Speaker 1: next year you give more money so they're still under

433
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: the salary cap. It's all bull crap. If you get

434
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Speaker 1: rid of a player because of the salary cap, you

435
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: believe that that player is not worth it and you

436
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: don't want to pay him that anymore, and you use

437
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Speaker 1: the salary cap as an excuse it does not exist.

438
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Speaker 1: Can they can the league do something about that? Like

439
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: can they make it to her like all right, stop

440
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: it with fidging the number? They could, but they don't

441
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 1: want to. They make it seem like it's a competitive balance.

442
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 1: You know, they really should though, because it would really

443
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Speaker 1: be a competitive balance really and it really would be like, oh, shoot,

444
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Speaker 1: like we really can't keep these three players. Hey, what's

445
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 1: the salary cap for the new and the New Football

446
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Speaker 1: League UCFL? You know, do you know how much they

447
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Speaker 1: get paid? I've read an article they get paid. Hold

448
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 1: on here, I'm gonna pull it up right here. This

449
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 1: is hilarious. I thought this was crazy. They make they

450
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Speaker 1: have to stay in a hotel. I guess they're all

451
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Speaker 1: in Birmingham. Every team is in Birmingham and they stay

452
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Speaker 1: in a hotel. Every team everything just right down the road.

453
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Speaker 1: Should we go? We should get some autographs, dude, I

454
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: gotta talk Bay into it. That'd be awesome. Coach my brother,

455
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: Hey Batter's Box called. He goes, hey, I watched it.

456
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 1: It's not bad. I said, like, is it not bad?

457
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: Like it's Toledo playing against Bolden Green on a Thursday night,

458
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 1: so there's nothing else to watch. Not bad? And he goes, no,

459
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: it's actually it's decent for the first game. I said, man,

460
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, he's already lowered his standard since Debo.

461
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: And they're playing like one of those fields like your

462
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Speaker 1: Rex slacker. No, no, I think they's playing a real

463
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Speaker 1: football field. Is the t o t is not in

464
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Speaker 1: the USFL? Okay, whatever TiO was in that looked like

465
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: your little socker league that football. So the USFL players

466
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: get paid forty five dollars a week, and then they

467
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: also get a bonus if their team wins the game.

468
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Speaker 1: Also that their hotel room costs a hundred and fifty

469
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Speaker 1: dollars a night rewards. No, hey, the league pays for

470
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Speaker 1: seventy five dollars of that. So you are forced to

471
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Speaker 1: live in the hotel and you have to pay seventy

472
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Speaker 1: five dollars a night and you have to live there

473
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Speaker 1: for how many weeks the season is? That's half your salary.

474
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: You know. Some of those players checked up. Was in

475
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 1: Birmingham girls for sure, and then they should stay at

476
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: the Hampton in they got free cookies in the morning.

477
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Speaker 1: They had that free Continental breakfast, which one has the

478
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Speaker 1: best giveaway like you got Holiday Express. Used to be

479
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: known the Continental because they had those mini cinnamon rolls.

480
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Speaker 1: And so Hampton has come on board now and they

481
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Speaker 1: have the cookies, right, Hampton came in strong. Is that

482
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Speaker 1: the cookie one? Any Marriott is the my bad Marriott's cookie.

483
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: Hampton is the Double Trees the cookie. Dang it. Those

484
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: cookies are so freaking good. Christie cookies che cookies. So

485
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Speaker 1: they used Christie. Think he's at the Double Tree. Now.

486
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Speaker 1: I didn't know all that. All I know is when

487
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: you check in, they give you would you like a cookie? Yeah?

488
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: Can I? Can I get two cookies? Yeah? Yeah, no problem?

489
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: Can I get three cookies? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? They don't care,

490
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: and they're warm and they're so freaking good. The guy

491
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Speaker 1: when I went to Orlando with Baser, he was like

492
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Speaker 1: taking his time. Us are checked in. Well, guess what.

493
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: He had a potholder and a little spatchel. He was

494
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: getting the cookies out. Hey, remember that time we stayed

495
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Speaker 1: at the Ritz Carlton. Oh my god, dude, the company

496
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: put us at the Ritz Carlton one time and they understand, dude,

497
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: We me and lunch box roll up and we're like

498
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: they had chocolate covered strawberries and like the whole thing.

499
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: We're like, is this free? Yes, those are complimentary. See

500
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: we grabbed a freaking bowl full of them and took

501
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: it back of the room. Thank you appreciate. And they're like, well,

502
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: you know, we got it. What city was that, d C?

503
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Speaker 1: D C. It's definitely d C. That's right. We're there

504
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: for w z Q Fest. Absolutely at the Ritz car

505
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: that's the last time they put us there. Yeah, last time,

506
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: the first time, in the last time, and then it

507
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: was more like double Tree. The best place I stayed

508
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: out was the Waldorf Story in New York because South

509
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Speaker 1: Be apparently they're a partner, a brother or a sister

510
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Speaker 1: or a cousin of him, and where they did h

511
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Speaker 1: home alone. That sounds right, sound right? I wish I'd

512
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: have known that before I stayed there. South Beach used

513
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: to work for Hilton and he could get any place

514
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Speaker 1: in the country for free, and so we stayed Waldorf stories.

515
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for an entire weekend. What and you broke

516
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: up with him, coach over some concert tickets? Yeah, you

517
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: got to say a Waldorf story. You hooked you up

518
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: with hotel rooms? Yeah? Like, what are you talking like?

519
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: You now here in the whole story cut you might

520
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: want to reach out there. I think I'm on team

521
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: South Belt. We've been talking again. He kind of wanted

522
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,479
Speaker 1: to plan a trip together, and I said, Hey, it's

523
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: tough enough for me to plan a trip with my

524
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: wife to some tropical destination. I said, and to Florida

525
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: or wherever so I go. Maybe we should just do

526
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Speaker 1: a Vegas weekend. So me and South Beach might be

527
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: reuniting in not this summer, probably in the fall though,

528
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 1: doing a little Vegas trip during football. Honestly, Coach, I've

529
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: been praying for that. Thank you, guys, thank you for

530
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Speaker 1: your concern. That makes me happy. I put the kids

531
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Speaker 1: to bed like anything else. You want to pray for.

532
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: Guys want Ryan South. I mean, I can see that

533
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: in your eye. I see the star in your eye again.

534
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: But I also needed to separate from my old whale life.

535
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: What was he using me a little bit? Yes, but

536
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: also we were using him. We were No, that was

537
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: just him saying, Hey, I'm going here, would you like

538
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: to go? It was more like the coach the tickets.

539
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: I was sending him to places I never even went to.

540
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: He went to Sam Hunt at Dodger Stadium. He went

541
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: to Alden in Vegas that never happened because of Mandalay Bay.

542
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: He went to Uh, he went to he wanted Garth

543
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: Brooks and George Trade or something in Phoenix. Who wouldn't.

544
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not bad. I sent him to Kip

545
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: More in San Diego. I mean, yeah, Sam Hunt, V

546
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Speaker 1: I P Dodger Stadium. That's v I P got to

547
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: go back to. That's the show and that's pretty legit. Yeah, Okay,

548
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: I mean all right, I get it. I'm back to

549
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: team right and Scooba. Steve said the name of the

550
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Speaker 1: hotel in New York City is the fair Mont, not

551
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: whenever we say the fair Mont. I don't. I don't

552
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: know in fair Mont in in that kind of like

553
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: a Holiday and Express. That's what I thought. Okay, well,

554
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the fair amount, but everything

555
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: in New York is is expensive. Like if you stay

556
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: at the Holiday and Express, it it's very expensive. Well

557
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: doce you get it on that hotels dot com dot

558
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: com captain? Yeah, guys, and this isn't a hotel commercial,

559
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: even though we're trying to our darnedest to make it

560
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: sound like it. But there's one that just opened up here,

561
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: Holiday and Express. Yeah, the one downtown. It is awesome.

562
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, I mean you people are You're the

563
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Speaker 1: one that said, I think your wife said that the

564
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: Drury in here is amazing. I stayed there. It's the

565
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: only one that's read on the outline in the skyline.

566
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, the Holiday and Express just opened. It's as

567
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: good as a five star restaurant. A little secret there

568
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: about Nashville, three four blocks from Broadway. So it has

569
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Speaker 1: food at this one, the Continental Breakfast. It has to.

570
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: They've always done the cinnamon rolls. Well, you just said

571
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: it as good as a five star restaurants, So I'm

572
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: trying to figure out like it's that nice. Well, I'm

573
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: saying it's so brand new in the rooms are spectacular.

574
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: They have phone chargers into bed, you got something plugs

575
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: up your butt. I mean it's amazing. Let me ask

576
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Speaker 1: you a question. If I'm staying Holiday in Express and

577
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm coming in town to visit you guys. You guys

578
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: live here, right, I don't, And I get hurt and

579
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, you know, does this hurt? Does

580
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: this hurt? And you're like, are you a doctor? No?

581
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: But I did stay at Holiday and Express last night.

582
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Speaker 1: Nice reference. So I'm staying there. They have Continental Breakfast

583
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, you guys want to come over

584
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Speaker 1: for breakfast. Who's never done that? Yes? So is it

585
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: cool that you guys show up in the morning we

586
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: all have Continental free breakfast together. You never did that

587
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: in college where you just went to the hotel and

588
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: got free breakfast, absolutely without knowing someone there, no coach,

589
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: You can't do that. Yeah, there's there was hotels by

590
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: campus because when families would come in they would have

591
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: they needed places to stay, so they had Continental Breakfast.

592
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: You would just go. You didn't have to be staying there.

593
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: He was park walking you and your roommates eat leave.

594
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: They didn't care. Yeah, and I kind of discovered it dumbly.

595
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: I know. You you just automatically think of, oh my gosh,

596
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: here's a way to cheat the system. Me. My mom

597
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: was in town at Texas State in sam Marcus and

598
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: she was leaving to the airport. I took her the airport.

599
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: There's small talk in the background, no big deal, guys,

600
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: I hope you're not doing a podcast the door. So

601
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: my mom goes, hey, we're trying to do a podcast

602
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: here the door, right the door. Hey already, guy, already

603
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: know that you you went off on an s v P.

604
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: What I saw. I'm joking ahead, right, sorry, dude. Right.

605
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: So I took her to the airport and she goes, hey,

606
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Speaker 1: why don't you just go to the Holiday and Express

607
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: and get the breakfast. I never ate it. I was like, oh, yeah,

608
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: of course. And so I go in there and I'm

609
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: like eating the breakfast. Was like, oh my gosh, I

610
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: didn't even stay here like I could get yelled at.

611
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: And I never got yelled at. So then another week

612
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: passes and I was like, man, you know what, when

613
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: I went to the Holiday Express without my mom, they

614
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: didn't really ask for credentials, So what if I just

615
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: went there again? And so then the thing that thus

616
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: is developed, the thing that Lunch mentioned. You just go

617
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: with your buddies if you're hungry on a Saturday, and

618
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: uh oh, there would be times I'll be like Billy

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Speaker 1: and sal these are like, guys, just want to go

620
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Speaker 1: to South want to go to Holiday Express. I did

621
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Speaker 1: it with my mom and it worked, and they're like,

622
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: let's go get some cinnamon. Like, hey, you want to

623
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: go to IHAB? I was feeling Denny's. Guys, it's a

624
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: little bit cheaper if we go to the Holiday and Express.

625
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: And there's the thing. The workers don't give a crap.

626
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: They still don't think they're not losing any money or

627
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: any sleep over you eating that breakfast. They're there to

628
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: check you in, check you out. If you have a noise,

629
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Speaker 1: come white, you need an extra towel, they'll send someone up.

630
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Speaker 1: They don't care. If they are the over anxious employee,

631
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: then we got a problem. But don't be that over

632
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: anxious employee. I ran into those over anxious employees this

633
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,959
Speaker 1: weekend at the airport. Interest in your climb over anxious employees? Yeah, like, oh,

634
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna stand out. I'm gonna do an

635
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: excellent job. You don't give a crap. Why would you

636
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: care about that breakfast. It's sort of like flying. We

637
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: flew out of St. Pete this weekend and I had

638
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: over anxious employee at the check encounter for trying to

639
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: check in the car seats, you know, and he's like,

640
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: you do it here. Whenever we phone out in Nashville,

641
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: they just throw him on the belt. Partly as the airline.

642
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: You're flying and if your suitcases over the limit, you

643
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: just put some clothes in the bag with the car seat,

644
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: no problem, might be the Jimmy, sorry about this guy.

645
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: This guy, mr oh, I got everything by the book.

646
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: He unzipped every single car seat bag looked, oh, I'm sorry, Sunshine,

647
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: because he's talking to my wife. I'm sorry, Sunshine, you

648
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: you can't put clothes in that bag. Well, the guy

649
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: called your wife, Sunshine over and I told you got

650
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: one more sunshine, and I'm gonna kick your That's what

651
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: I would have said, one more sunshine, mother, are you doing?

652
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: He sat there and he weighs our back okay, And

653
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: then we check in, you know, and the kids were

654
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: on my wife's ticket because they had separate flights there.

655
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: And he sat and airport here in Nashville. Okay, you

656
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: got three kids? Cool because they're all under the age

657
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: of three, and this guy, can I see their birthday tickets? Please?

658
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: Here we go. I mean he sat there and he looked, Ashine,

659
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: what do you call you know? He didn't say anything

660
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: to me, sir, that's all he called me, Sunshine. Which

661
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: one's baby box? One? Okay, it says here that he

662
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: was born in July. Next one, which one's baby box

663
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: to let me write down that birthday. Let me see. Okay,

664
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: that looks like he's that age. You have got to

665
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: be kidding me. I am not joking. He held held

666
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: out the birth certificate after writing each birthday down, looked

667
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: at the kid. Okay, they look about that age. It

668
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: took us thirty two minutes to check in a suitcase

669
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: and three car seat. Dude, I would have been beside.

670
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: I bet you were flipping. I was going, why is

671
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: this taking so long to get us through this? And oh, Sunshine,

672
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: don't worry, We're almost there. We're almost done, okay. And

673
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: then we had a stroller and we said, oh, we'd

674
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: like the gate check this, so you know, when we

675
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: get off the plane, we can put the baby back

676
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: in the store. Oh yeah, Sunshine, don't worry about that.

677
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: We can do that, Sunshine. And he goes here, you go,

678
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: here's your ticket and it we say, and he goes, hey, man,

679
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: it says baggage claim on this ticket. When we put

680
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: the stroller on, we want to make sure it's gonna

681
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: be on the jetway, you know when we get off

682
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: the plane, so we can push him through the airport. Oh, Sunshine,

683
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: don't worry. Yeah, they'll leave that at the gate for you, sir.

684
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: But it says baggage claim. Are you sure that when

685
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: we hand this to them it's still gonna be right

686
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: there off the plane, Sunshine. I've been doing this for

687
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: twenty years. That's gonna be it. You're you're good, and

688
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: I hope you have a wonderful light, Sunshine, come back

689
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: and see us. So guess what we go? We go down.

690
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: He he he looks like, um, gosh, the dad on Everybody

691
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: loves Raymond. Yes, yes, the Sunshine thing. Did he really

692
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 1: say that or are you making that up? Here? Literally

693
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: said Sunshine over and over and over and over. That's

694
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: kind of condescending. Actually sure that What were you? What

695
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: was your problem right when people called you buddy buddy, buddy?

696
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: You could have gone and done the mobile delivery buddy.

697
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. So we go, We get through and

698
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: then we get to the t S A right small

699
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: airport St. Pete usually called Sunshine there. Don't know, maybe

700
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: it's a Florida thing. No, no, you just get there

701
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: and you knows a pre check has a separate line.

702
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: You go, no big deal. So we walk up and

703
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: their small airport. They give you a laminated ticket that

704
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 1: says t S a pre check. Okay, cool. The kids

705
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: want to hold it. So I hand the kid the

706
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: little card and we walk up and he goes, excuse me,

707
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: so this d S a pre check only. I'm like, yeah,

708
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: I mean he my kid as the ticket. It's right here,

709
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, that's his ticket. I said, no,

710
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: he's under twelve years old that he and he goes, sir,

711
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: everyone needs to have one of those. And I'm like,

712
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 1: it says right here, sor you're gonna have to go back.

713
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: It's you. You're the common dude. I cannot stand the

714
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: anal andy at the air And it's something about you

715
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: that people think about the small airport like over everyone

716
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: over anxious their jobs. And I'm like, he literally has

717
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: it right here, and he's like, well, so then where's yours.

718
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, don't talk to me like that. He

719
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: grabs his gun. Sorry, so then so then I take

720
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: it from my kid and I'm like, here you go,

721
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, now where's his? And I'm like,

722
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 1: he is three. He doesn't do that. No, And I'm

723
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: just like, this is so annoying. I'm so frustrated. But whatever,

724
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: I love. Do you explained it though? As Nashville being

725
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: dope and boom, you move us right a big city, Vegas.

726
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: You just walk right through. They don't have a problem

727
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: the other airport. It being thirty minutes. That's when you

728
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: know you're dealing with an anal situation. Yes, And I

729
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: don't know it's because it's a small and small airport,

730
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: so they take everything more serious. Whatever. I don't have

731
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: any idea, but so we get through security, get to

732
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: the gate, we do our suit, our stroller, boom, we

733
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: get off the airplane. Guess what, Sunshine, it's not there. Well,

734
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: he hasn't been doing it long enough. I've been doing

735
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: this job. And so we said there and they bring

736
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: up a couple of strollers, like, oh, is there another

737
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: green one? It's at the baggage claim. The ticket said

738
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: baggage clip and he said, do you have a ticket pinning?

739
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: My wife shows it to him, she goes, He goes, Oh,

740
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: that'll be down at baggage claim A right, So then

741
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: we got to carry the damn baby through the airport.

742
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then we gotta get down there

743
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: and wait for it. And carrying a baby for that

744
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: long after holding it all flight, it gets kind of heavy,

745
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: so freaking annoying. Look you're doing something wrong. You need

746
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: to in those situations. You need to make light of things,

747
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: make them laugh. Like last night, I had a similar situation.

748
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: My guy wasn't what did you call him? Anxious? Andy,

749
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: But he was very serious and he was just not

750
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: like did it? Act like I didn't want to be there.

751
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: And I went to a place at the mall. Would

752
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: you do slap him in the nuts? What you place

753
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: to the mall at the mall? And I'm trying to

754
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: buy a nice shirt for a video shoot whatever, And

755
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: so I go and I check out and and I'm like, hey, um,

756
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: can I try this on first? Like fitting rooms are

757
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: closed due to COVID. I'm like, so they won't ever

758
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: be open? No, I said closed? Were you like? Well,

759
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: I don't know have have COVID. So we're good. So I go, alright, alright, fine, fine, fine.

760
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: It could have been a bad situation. I could have

761
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: been like, you know, why are you talking to me

762
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: like that? Like loosen up right? No? I said, I

763
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: go hey, so let me ask you this. Can I

764
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: buy the clothes now and then try him on at

765
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: home and if they don't fit, just bring him back tomorrow.

766
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: Sure you can do that, or you can just try

767
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: him on right here? I go, what try him on

768
00:38:55,719 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: right here in front of me? Uh no, no, no no, no,

769
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do that. Uh. I get embarrassed.

770
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You're silly, You're silly. He

771
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: started slapping me in the arm. He like reaching over

772
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: the counter. He said, you're silly. Where were you shopping

773
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,919
Speaker 1: at some store guns? And I go, yeah, I've never

774
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: been in that store before going back? So I asked him,

775
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: you want to go camping? Coach? He literally slapped me

776
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: over the counter two times, And you're silly, but you're

777
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: saying you could have made the situation bad if you

778
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: were abrasively. Just what did I do that was abrasive?

779
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: I was just like, you just slapped the table like

780
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 1: I slapped the table. Here in my head, I slapped

781
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: the table, didn't slap. I was just like, dude, if

782
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: you slap the table and I'm at the airport, I'm recording.

783
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean I've arned out, I've already started the recording process. No.

784
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: I was just so frustrated already because we spent thirty

785
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: two minutes at the check in counter. Like luckily, we

786
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: were there early, like plenty early, you know, because we

787
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: have kids. You're like, oh, we gotta get there early.

788
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: Didn't know we need to be that freaking earlier for this.

789
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: I mean the gate. It had like nine gates total

790
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: in the airport, and it took us an hour and

791
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: twelve minutes to get from the check encounter to the gate.

792
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: But you realize, like your story everywhere you go, remember

793
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 1: the hospital food, Yes, I mean it's the same story.

794
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: You can go to the Nashville Airport, the Vegas Airport, Austin,

795
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: these big cities, and you can be at the check

796
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: encounter and at the gate in twelve minutes. It's amazing.

797
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: But at this small airport with nine gates, it took

798
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: an hour and twelve minutes. It's ridiculed. What we've learned

799
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 1: in lunch Box does a great job of poking holes.

800
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: Is sometimes the rules and parameters and all that stuff

801
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 1: doesn't really fit the way it's supposed to to make sense.

802
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: It would take too long. You never get anywhere. If

803
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: they did everything to a t like they're doing down

804
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 1: there at St. Pete, you know, with over anxious andy

805
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: or anal andy, whatever you want to call them, no

806
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: one would ever make their flight. Because here's what's fun.

807
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: Because let me see this, because of the bag situation,

808
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: some of the people are anals. Somehow I've had products

809
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: get snatched up. Sometimes my deodorant doesn't, sometimes my shampoo does.

810
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: Does it? If everybody was anal, lunch is right, you

811
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: never make your flights because t s A line would

812
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: be three hours long. Right. But then here's the funny part.

813
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: So we're getting ready to go through security at the

814
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: checkpoint and here comes another guy. Hey, hey, we need

815
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: to move this guy to the front. We gotta we

816
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: we gotta get him through. He works at the airpoint.

817
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: He's at T s AG. This guy's in a her

818
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: he's gotta missus flight. He's gonna miss his flight. We

819
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: need to to to the workers everybody. So they opened

820
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: us talking about someone who is late, and he goes

821
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: through and they're like here, thank you, yeah, thank you guys.

822
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is how it works in a

823
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: small town airport. If you're running late, they will move

824
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: you to the front of line. He was on my

825
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: flight that wasn't gonna miss light plane that he was late.

826
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: He told them. He told him, hey, man, I'm running late,

827
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: and so they brought they called the T S agent

828
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: up to the counter and they walked him all the

829
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: way from the counter through T. S A to the

830
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: gate and then he was on my plane. Have you

831
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: ever had to tell that? I will remember that one.

832
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: But have you ever had to yell at people and

833
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: say you're late? Oh? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah? Not ray right, No, no, no,

834
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: There's been times like a connecting flight, but I still

835
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: don't yell people. I think my wife kind of leads

836
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: away and I just follow her. I'm not gonna be like, guys,

837
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: we're light, we're light. I'm like, if we miss a flight.

838
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: We miss a flight. No, you gotta, you gotta, you

839
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: gotta let everyone know you. I've gone to the front

840
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: and like, guys, everyone, I'm so sorry. I have to

841
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: cut or else I want to miss my flight. And

842
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: they'll be like that's fine. That's when I would drop

843
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: the suitcase right in the middle of the aisle, not

844
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: getting past me, buddy. But then here and then I

845
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: have another. I have Dave of the dumbmass that I had.

846
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: You met the whole cast of kill. This was yesterday.

847
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: So there was Adam the anle was it and dumbass Dave,

848
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: dumb maass Dave that I had to run in with

849
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 1: yesterday at the golf course. Okay, and mine with sexy Steve.

850
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: It was sexy slaps me at the store. Dude, you're

851
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: silly as opposed to giving you a BackRub in that room.

852
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: What do you mean, guys, tend your references or not?

853
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: Sta Okay, what happened? So Eddie and I text the

854
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: night before like, hey, you want to play golf tomorrow.

855
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I'm in. So I booked a tea time. Yeah.

856
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: So it's Monday night, so for Tuesday. So it says

857
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: you can save six dollars per personal if you pay

858
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: now online. Boom pay online. I wake up to a

859
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: text yesterday morning. He says, oh, sorry, I can't play man. Okay, cool, dude,

860
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: I'll just get a rain check since I already paid online.

861
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: I had to pay online, so I'll just when I

862
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: get to the counter, I'll just say, man, already paid,

863
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: just give me a rain check. We come to this

864
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: course quite often, no big deal. So I go and

865
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, I got the you know, twelve thirty.

866
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: There's supposed to be two of us, but only you

867
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: know one cancel, so I just get a rain check

868
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: for the second one. He goes, oh, sorry, man, I

869
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: can't give you a rain check till you check in.

870
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm right here, hey, dumbass. Day. I see

871
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: how he gets his name dumb I'm right here. And

872
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: I said, hey, glasses, yeah, and I was I was

873
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: like yeah, and I was like, dude, no, It's like, well, yeah, man,

874
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm here to check in. And he goes, yeah, but

875
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: you're only check in for one and I'm like no, no, no,

876
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 1: like I paid for both. But what's your name, sir, Dave. No,

877
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: it's not it's dumbastic, I said. I said, I'm here,

878
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: I paid for both of those, and only one of

879
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: us is gonna be able to make it. Goes, well, yeah,

880
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: I don't have that option to give you a rain

881
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: check because only one of you have checked in the

882
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: reason I need the right check. His couse, only one

883
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: of us can check exactly. And he goes, and you

884
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: paid on line, right, And I said, yeah, so then

885
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: you can just give me a refund. He goes, well, no,

886
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: I can't do that because you paid online. And I said, okay,

887
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: then how about give me a rain checks? But it's

888
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 1: not raining no similar, he goes. I said, so can

889
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: I to check in for two? And he goes, all right,

890
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: is your other person here? Okay? How what is going

891
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: on right now? And I'm looking around like there's no

892
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: one else in the clubhouse. So I'm thinking, you know, okay,

893
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: there's gotta be camera somewhere, like this is boiling my

894
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: first dawn the job. I would still just be yeah,

895
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: rain check, no problem, dude. I wouldn't even ask questions.

896
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: You have no idea. So then I said, I said,

897
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 1: he knows you're getting upset, And I said okay, I said,

898
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: maybe I'm confused. I said, I paid for two, only

899
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 1: one of us are playing. Just give me a rain checker,

900
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: a refund. I don't care for for just one. One

901
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: of them is not coming. One of them is not

902
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: coming to a little piece of paper that says free

903
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: play next time exactly, and give it to you. You'd

904
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: already be out the door. That's all you have to do.

905
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: That's all you have to do. And he goes, hold on,

906
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: let me go to this other screen. Uh no, it

907
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: doesn't give me that option. OK, well listen, jump back

908
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: out of the computer and come back to real life,

909
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: and let me tell you it is an option. Yeah.

910
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, just write it down on a piece of paper.

911
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: I don't care how you do it. And he goes, yeah, you'll,

912
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: You'll just have to you just have to call. Oh

913
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: my gosh. And I'm like, call, what do you want

914
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: me to call? I'm here right now, And he was like,

915
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: he calls the lie, dumbass Dave answers, yeah, it's me.

916
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you just gave me a great idea

917
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: of a skit. Fine, I'll call. He calls him, and

918
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: he picks it up. Dumbass David right next to hit

919
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: me Hey, you idiot, he's excuse me, I'm on the phone.

920
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: He puts the phone to his chest. I'm on a

921
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: call right now. Give me a second, dumb It's me

922
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: right next to you. So I said, So, he goes,

923
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: I can't give you a refund. He goes, let me,

924
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,959
Speaker 1: let me try this one last thing. He goes, Yeah,

925
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: it's not giving me the option for rain check. It

926
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: doesn't detect anything bad in the area. I said, yeah, yeah, weather,

927
00:46:53,520 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: there's no way, and I mean I I was like,

928
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: and he goes, but you can take cart forty out there?

929
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: Thank you? Did you get a free play though for

930
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: the buddy? No, you lost that. You lost the money, guys,

931
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: dumbass Dave. I sat there and talked to him, like,

932
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: tried to iron this out for five minutes. Thought there

933
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: was actually gonna be a happy and dumbass Dave was

934
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: literally just a dumbassy And so then I d I

935
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: finished eighteen, I go in and I go pee, and

936
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: I walk out on my Hey, thanks, hey, come back

937
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: and see us. Bring your friend next time. I'd give

938
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: him that rain jack, dude. I mean, I was just going,

939
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: why what what am I missing? Here? Like? What went

940
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: over my head? That I don't understand about either. Give

941
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: me all you can do is right. You know what,

942
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: Maybe that guy's not a jerk. Maybe he's just a dumbass, right,

943
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Maybe that's it we've been thinking.

944
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: This dude is a huge jerk. He wanted to kill

945
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: Pitts and his buddy for bringing what a cool water?

946
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't realize that it was water. And also

947
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: our generation, I was, we were always taught do it

948
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: easier or not, do it smart or not harder. Well,

949
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: he's all for the hold on. Dave is from a

950
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: generation where you just do things harder. They don't try

951
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: to do things smarter. He's the same guy where me

952
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 1: and my buddy Isaiah go up and he's like, hey,

953
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: you can't let you tea off right now, it's too late.

954
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: You're like, well, what do you mean? He's like, now

955
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: we need the carts in by four thirty. Why that's

956
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: when he's like, because of COVID, And then Isaiah goes,

957
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: COVID comes out of four thirty. That's the same dude.

958
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: Lets with a straight face. Yes, the funniest thing ever

959
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: COVID bug shows its face at four thirty because I

960
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: can't because of COVID. We gotta have these cards in.

961
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: It starts creeping up sev four and then by the

962
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: time we get the eight team, we have to be

963
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: out of here because then it overtakes the clubhound here,

964
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: it comes it tet and it was straight down the middle. Guys.

965
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: Oh so COVID four thirty tea time. Oh yeah. So

966
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: I I left there and I was just like, I

967
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: replayed the scenario in my head as I drove home,

968
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: and I was just like, did I not explain it

969
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: well enough? Did I not? He was having trouble with

970
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: the computer to paper system. Sometimes you gotta throw the

971
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: computer out the window and just write it down to

972
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: a piece of paper. Free game for this guy next

973
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: time he comes. And in the system, I'm gonna put

974
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: they were both here, even though they really weren't both here.

975
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: But on this piece of paper it will supersede that

976
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: next time he comes. You might be too smart for

977
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: the dude. That's I always go smarter or not harder.

978
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: He's a dumbass, So yeah, dumbass dabes. So I the

979
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: past few days, I've had run ins, which is the

980
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: most random people anal Andy and dumbass Dave. That's a

981
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: week right there. And silly Sammy. See silly Sammy's fun.

982
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: You're silly. You know what? I like customer service. He

983
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: was about to be anal andy though, until I made

984
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: him last So then last night, Oh there's more. I got.

985
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: I got whatever Willie? Whatever, Willie. I kind of like

986
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: whatever Willie are as a buddy of yours. Whatever. My

987
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: wife's like, my wife's like, why don't we just a

988
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: Chipotle for dinner? I'm like, all right, that's fine, I'll go.

989
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: I'll go get it. And I walk up and whatever, Willy?

990
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: What do you want? How's it gone? What do you want?

991
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: I was like, I need bowls to go? Cool? Uh? Rice? Yeah? Okay?

992
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: Well I want brown rice? Okay? What else you wanted?

993
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: M okay? Uh? Can I get chicken? That it? Uh? No?

994
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Can I get some grilled veggies? I guess, I mean whatever, Willie?

995
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: Just and then can I get that? Can I get

996
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: that grilled? I mean yeah, I guess I could. Well, yeah, yeah,

997
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: you're working here. Can you please just grill it? I

998
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: don't have access to the grill? Yeah? Can I get

999
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: some chips? We don't have chips? Cool? So you were

1000
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: supposed to put some of those out, and you just didn't.

1001
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: All right, we meet, we're out, Okay, cool, can I

1002
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: get gluck? Uh? Yeah, I starts putting in the up. No, no,

1003
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,959
Speaker 1: I went on the bowl. Fine, slaps on the bowl

1004
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: and then he puts the lid on and not sets

1005
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: it in the bag, just boom drops it in the bag.

1006
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: I mean lid. By the time I got home, I

1007
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: mean the lid was I mean it was whatever. Willie

1008
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: couldn't have been more angry to be there and his

1009
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I could not imagine owning

1010
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: a business right now and trying to find employers. Yeah whatever,

1011
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: Willie h could be cool at sometimes depending I guess

1012
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: some jobs, I bet he would be good. But at

1013
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: food service, I don't want whatever. Willie like, hey man,

1014
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go medium. Well whatever, no, no, no, I

1015
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: said I specifically, and it comes out and it's not medium.

1016
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: Well this isn't medium. Well oh yeah, my bad. I

1017
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: mean whatever. No, I don't think what it said, my bad.

1018
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: I don't. He would just be like, Okay, there's some

1019
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: jobs it's fine for it, Like car rental. I love

1020
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: going to a car rental place. Your car's not there. Whatever, man,

1021
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: you want to drive an upgrade for the same price. Yeah, whatever,

1022
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: those are great, happy whatever, will Yes, angry whatever? Willie

1023
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: not cool? Because then and I heard him another cowork.

1024
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: Can you believe this line? Why is it so long?

1025
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: That's more of a job hate Joey or something like that.

1026
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: Maybe it may have been job hate Joey. Let me

1027
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: tell you about tired Tricia. Tired, tired Tricia tired tired.

1028
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: Right before I met uh, was it silly, Sammy? I

1029
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 1: was going walking the mall. It's five thirty. I mean,

1030
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: it wasn't late at all. It's five thirty in the

1031
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: in the evening, but that's less late in all hours

1032
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: if you've been there all day. I'm in the mall

1033
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: a long time. So I'm walking through. There's a store

1034
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: and I look and I'm like, oh, this is a

1035
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: nice dress shirts all I think it's well, I don't

1036
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: even want to say this. Oh you just did might

1037
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: have And I'm like this all dress. Thanks. So I'm

1038
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: looking in the window. I'm like, hey, there's some nice

1039
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: shirts in there. So I started walking through the door

1040
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: and Tired Tricia goes that that that that that I'm closing.

1041
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: What it's it's five thirty. No, no, no, no, no,

1042
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: it's five thirty. But I've been here since eight, so

1043
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm closing. But it's the I mean, the mall doesn't close. Well,

1044
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: you know what, There's gonna be plenty of stores open,

1045
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: but this one is closing. I'm tired and I want

1046
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: to go home. She can close her store at a

1047
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: different time. This is crazy, Are you serious? Like I

1048
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: just want to try that that blue stir. They're just like, no, sorry,

1049
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 1: come tomorrow because I'm closing. I'm tired, tired, trisih and

1050
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 1: she locked the door in my face. I'm like that again.

1051
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: If an employer knew that, they would be so pissed,

1052
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: Like how do they how do they hire these people

1053
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: that are just like you know when I'm over it,

1054
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm tired at this point they take anybody. Because I

1055
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: called a golf course on Monday to make a reservation,

1056
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 1: I said, hey, can I get a tea time for tomorrow? Tuesday?

1057
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: Around twelve. Already goes, We're not open on Tuesday. I'm like, honey, goes,

1058
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: no one to work, so you're just closed a day

1059
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: of the week. He goes, yeah, serious, If nobody wants

1060
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: to come work. Yeah, and I'm like, what is happening? Okay,

1061
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: so you closed the whole day of the week because

1062
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 1: nobody would work. Wow. So I'm insane. So I feel

1063
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: like it's this Chipotle that whatever Willy whenever Willy tired

1064
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: Tricia all of them that I mean, he didn't, I

1065
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,479
Speaker 1: mean they it was the only person applying and says

1066
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 1: all right, and I mean literally, I mean you should

1067
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: have seen the boom when he just drops it in

1068
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: the bag, like no, just's when he crossed the line.

1069
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: I get the lazy putting stuff on the burrito, but

1070
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: when he then does the drops to destruct some of

1071
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: your food or whatever, that's when he that you should

1072
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: never drop something into that to go bag. It needs

1073
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: to be gracefully set. It was rough, man, was it

1074
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: was a rough day. But job hate Joey, have a

1075
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: good one, man, And then he yes, and then back

1076
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: to the airport. My kids want, I want to talk

1077
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: about this too, and now they have. No, you don't

1078
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: have to wear a mask on the airplane. But when

1079
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: we flew on Sudds, I just don't believe that we

1080
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: should will be masking. No mask, mask Mandy, Okay, Mandy

1081
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: the mask. So my kids are three and two. I

1082
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: go to any airport, Austin, Nashville, We've gone to um Houston. Okay,

1083
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: I've been everywhere. Man, just trying to name airports that

1084
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: we've been. No one says a word to my two

1085
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: and three year old about wearing a mask. Nothing. They

1086
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: don't care. Mandy the mask. Uh, according to their boarding

1087
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: according to this. When we're going through t s A. Uh,

1088
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: they're of age, they need to have a mask on. Okay,

1089
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: we'll put it on when we get to Have you

1090
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: not seen the new No, we'll put it on right

1091
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: when we get through. No, you can't go through security

1092
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 1: without a mask on. Okay, my kid can choke on it. Whatnot.

1093
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, guys two and three, okay, well you

1094
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: can step out of line. And so then we gotta

1095
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: get right over there by the baggage. Clam, don't you

1096
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: tell me baggage right? It all over my penis. So

1097
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 1: we kind of get out of line and freaking dig

1098
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: through the diaper bags, find them a mask, mask, and

1099
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: you know how the kids are two seconds trying to

1100
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: pull it down. Uh, and we're about to go. Sorry,

1101
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 1: you gotta pull your mask up. They called your baby, sir,

1102
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: you sunshine into the baby, sir. You need to pull

1103
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: your mask up to go through. Their sorry, honey, honey,

1104
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: you need to pull your mask up to go through.

1105
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: That doesn't understand English. I'm like, he doesn't know what

1106
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: honey is. He doesn't know. I mean, he thinks you're

1107
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: gonna give him some honey and so all right, so

1108
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: I hold it up, go through. Oh good, got it?

1109
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: The mass Mandy just over. I mean it's just so

1110
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: mask Mandy, Hey baby, can I see you ready? It's

1111
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: a baby. It doesn't have an identification workers. They're just

1112
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: totally out of touch with agency. They make up, put

1113
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: the mask on and like, could you pull up the

1114
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: mask down so I see your face? You just put

1115
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 1: the mask on. That is what they do. Know what

1116
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: that story? Are gonna work this this podcast? Give me

1117
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: outdated because they lifted the mask. Right, but this is

1118
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: all happened on Sunday. I forgot. I mean it was

1119
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: oh much, so much alright, alright we done? Yeah, Hey,

1120
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: congrats with John Daly him and his son, and I

1121
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: l with who is pretty good that the dad's been

1122
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: working on that. Where does that? Where does this sun

1123
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: play golf Arkansas. Oh he's on the universe Arkansas. Yes, sir,

1124
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 1: Little John. So he's pretty good, John Jr. He's really good. Well,

1125
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: they're not gonna sign you. Ever seen a crappy college

1126
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: athlete get an I l de Yeah, most of them are,

1127
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: good of them. Yes, Um, I mean I can't name

1128
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: all the ones. One of the cheerleaders for St. Peter's

1129
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: or one of the one of the cheerleaders that got

1130
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: the ball out of the yes from a broom company.

1131
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: I think because she used the broom to get it down. Really,

1132
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: I think that was right. She reached up and grabbed it. Yeah, hey,

1133
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: because it was stuck in the rim. No, but one

1134
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: of them did a broom Yeah, behind the backboard. I

1135
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: didn't think it was a broom. I thought they got

1136
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: on the back or whatever they like, right, But I

1137
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: still don't think she was tall enough to reach the

1138
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: top of the back. Yeah, the guy picked her up,

1139
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: she put his feet, her feet on the douche shoulders,

1140
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: and then she grabbed it off. Because it happened twice,

1141
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,919
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, maybe one of them was a broom.

1142
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: Who So John Junior got a Hooters. Good for him

1143
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: because they were at a Hooters tent tent at the Master's. Yes,

1144
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: so that was I guess that was cool. They were

1145
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: finalizing the deal, finalizing that deal. All right, Hooters is good, man,

1146
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: It is really good. Their wings are good. You guys

1147
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: want to go for lunch. That one's closed, Yeah, it is?

1148
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: Is the bomb? Oh downtown. I don't know where there's

1149
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: another Hooters. There's one by my by my house. Is

1150
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: the one next to me and Beazer's old place downtown.

1151
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: I saw you every time I walked out. It was

1152
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: tough to walk. It's hard to walk on three legs.

1153
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: Dry pot huh just really throws everything off. Bezer dude.

1154
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: She'd let me go there and she'd be like, why

1155
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: do you like this place so much? I was like,

1156
00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: great beer prices. We go with the family all the time.

1157
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: My dad wanted to go every single time. Good. Yeah, alright,

1158
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: Hey have a great Wednesday. Hey selts Nets tonight you

1159
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: better watch that. I'll watch that. That's a good game

1160
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: because there's nothing else going on. I mean, there's baseball.

1161
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: Have you watched baseball at all? You guys watched dude,

1162
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I just do the beat the street,

1163
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: so I see if my guy gets a hit, I'm

1164
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: not watching actual base yeah neither man mean, yeah, I

1165
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: watched and my boy key tell Marte for the Diamondbacks.

1166
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: He's on what Kendall Marte key tell k E t

1167
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: e l or something like that. He's on both my

1168
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: fantasy teams. They had a double header yesterday. He went

1169
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: over in have yourself a day? Man, how's Freeman doing

1170
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: with the Dodges first and back against the Braves? Home

1171
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: run like that? But then he got he was out

1172
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: last night. He was retired for the last out, get

1173
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: the save to the Braves. So okay, yeah, but that's

1174
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: pretty poetic. First, that's a mess. Send a message, honestly

1175
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: is my thing. It would have been more poetic if

1176
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 1: it would have been a walk off home run. But

1177
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Alright, happy, Hey do you guys? Why do

1178
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: you Why do you think we're going to Denver today? Man?

1179
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we had oh hold on, I forgot. There's

1180
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: a birthday we gotta say. Man, everybody wants her damn birthdays. Red.

1181
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: I need to go home something, so do what you're

1182
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: telling me? I got swim lessons? Is that outside? Okay?

1183
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: Because yeah, what's all right? We're gonna we're gonna try

1184
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: to swim lesson thing. We could do swim lessons bringing

1185
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: by the house. Do you think so well? At the

1186
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: tubs all they do is blue bubbles. Alright, blu bubble.

1187
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: That's it. Well, I'll report back to you on Friday.

1188
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: Because I've never been it's gonna be bubbles. But trust me,

1189
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,919
Speaker 1: all right, high coaches, my dad. My name is Mitch

1190
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: Nelson from Bismarck, North Dakota. I've been listening to you

1191
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: guys since day one. You always make me laugh and

1192
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: put a smile on my face, even when I'm snowed

1193
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: in for three days from a blizzard in April. It's

1194
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: my thirty fourth birthday on the nineteenth, and would love

1195
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: a shout out on the podcast A crack open a

1196
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: two lane for you guys. Thanks again for all the laughs.

1197
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Nation for Life, sincerely, Mitch. I culture serious,

1198
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,439
Speaker 1: Simon LEVI. But I help you doing well. I say

1199
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: that in that one hope you're doing well. So Losers

1200
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: Nation for Life. That's it. That's it, That's it for life.

1201
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: Al right, guys, have happy birthday and happy birthday and Mitch,

1202
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: enjoy that snow build a snowman man. Have a good birthday,

1203
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: bitch Mitch, Mitch the Man, all right, goodbye, every one.

1204
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: H