1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:10,040 Speaker 1: the subject is He's too big and fine to be 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: this way. 5 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Wait here, wait's been by me all week 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 2: word to the wise. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: You don't want this one to be about you. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, let me back, let me backpedaling a 9 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: little bit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry right now. 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: We'll get to the letter in just a bit, but 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew and today's 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: prank phone call. 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 2: What you got for his neph. 14 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 3: Well, let me see if I can see how stupid 15 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 3: I can get this morning shirtle I'm gonna try to 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 3: get I'm gonna try to multiply that thing by five 17 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 3: this time. 18 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 2: Let me see it, just stupid. 19 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 3: The nephew can be digging in these in these prank chives, 20 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 3: these prank chives, I'm dealing into these prank archives here. 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 2: Right there. That was right there, this one, that one 22 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: right down. 23 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 3: Problem at the valets, problem at the valets. 24 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 2: Everybody with that man? All right? Everybody got that, all right? 25 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 3: The valets, all right, problem at the valets? All right, 26 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 3: all minds clear, got dog if you would, let's go 27 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,639 Speaker 3: problem at the valet. 28 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, hold on, no, hey, tell me? How's it going? Hey? Man? 29 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 4: What's going on? You're doing all right? 30 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 5: I'm doing good, doing good? 31 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 4: What's up? Hey? Listen? I need you to do something 32 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 4: for me. Do you need your your car? He tails this? No? No, no, no, no, 33 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 4: no no no this week, listen, I got someone I 34 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 4: want you to do for me. I'm doing a prank 35 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 4: phone call, and I want you to call this guy 36 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 4: and tell him you're the valet downstairs, ask him for 37 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 4: his ticket number, and tell him, hey, we got a 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 4: little bit of an issue. But my manager's going to 39 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 4: call you back. Uh you sure? 40 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 6: You want me to do it? 41 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 4: You're the valet guy. That's all you gotta do? All right? 42 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 4: What is the Mexican guy? 43 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 5: Gotta be at the valet guy? 44 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 4: And you get to be the manager? What's up with that? 45 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 4: Just make this I'll click over. Make the call. All 46 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 4: I want you to do is to tell him you 47 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 4: you the ballet guy. Will you do that for me? 48 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 4: All right? Man? I got you? All right? All right? 49 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 4: All right? Hang on? Did hang on? 50 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 7: Hello? 51 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 4: Hello? 52 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 5: Is this mister Franklin? 53 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 4: Yes? Can I ask his calling? Oh? 54 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 5: Yes, I'm I'm Orlando with Ballet. Did you park or 55 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 5: less with us about thirty minutes ago? 56 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 4: Yeah? 57 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 7: I did. What's what's going on? 58 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 4: What's just about? 59 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 5: I'm just gonna need your ticket number real quick. There's 60 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 5: a small issue. And once you get the ticket number, 61 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 5: I could have my manager just call you back five. 62 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 7: Three four six. But why do you Why do you 63 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 7: need my ticket number? Is there something wrong with my car? 64 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 5: If something happens, my manager will call you back and 65 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,239 Speaker 5: you'll give you all the details. 66 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 7: Okay, So, so something did happen to my car? 67 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 5: Once I give my manager your ticket number, he'll call 68 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 5: you back shortly and he'll tell you everything. 69 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 7: Okay, Well, can you have him give me a call 70 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 7: as soon as possible because I would like to know 71 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 7: what happened to my car if something happened. This is 72 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 7: I don't I don't really understand what's going on here. 73 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,959 Speaker 4: I'm sorry I have to go, but you can't tell. 74 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,679 Speaker 7: Me anything else before you leave. I mean, there's no 75 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 7: details that you can give me by anything with my car. 76 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 5: Like I said, my manager won't handle it. 77 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 4: I just have to keep going. Perfect Orlando, that's perfect, right, 78 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 4: I got it from here, bro I appreciate. Let's call 79 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:22,839 Speaker 4: him back. 80 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 7: Hello. 81 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 4: Hello, is this is this mister Franklin? 82 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 7: Yeah, this is he can ask his calling. 83 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 4: This is tough man. I'm the manager here down at 84 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 4: the vallet. 85 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 7: Oh great, thank you. I've been waiting to hear it 86 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 7: from you. 87 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 4: Oh my god, thirty minutes ago. You you pulled in 88 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 4: with a they're telling me a silver or light? 89 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 7: Great lexus, Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's my car. What 90 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,839 Speaker 7: what's going on with my car here? 91 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 4: Okay? And what's your number? Is it five? Three four six? 92 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's my number. I mean, I already went 93 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 7: through this with the other guy. Can you just tell 94 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 7: me what the hell is going on with my car? 95 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 4: Okay? Are you able to come downstairs right now? No? 96 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 4: I can't. 97 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 7: I valate over there. I'm at a matter a lunch 98 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 7: with a client somewhere else. I'm not there right now. 99 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 6: Why do I need to come down right now? 100 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 4: He just what is happening? Okay? So here's the deal, sir. 101 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 4: We have a we have a one of the valet 102 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 4: workers here has gotten that and he left. He quit 103 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 4: the job, and he's he's gone, he's left the premise. 104 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 4: The problem we're having right now is we don't see 105 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 4: your car, you know, and you don't see it? What 106 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 4: do you what? 107 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 6: I'm sorry? 108 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 4: What? 109 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 6: Well, I'm okay, okay, okay, ho wow, all right, so 110 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 6: my car is gone? 111 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 4: My car is gone? Is that what you're telling me 112 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 4: right now? 113 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 6: Somebody when your company and work my car? 114 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 4: Well, well wow, we're looking on every floor and we're 115 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 4: trying to figure out if it's got parked somewhere else. 116 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 4: But he is gone and we're we're that's why we 117 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 4: called to get your number. 118 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 6: In car somewhere else. Man, What the do you mean? 119 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 6: Do I have a car or not my car? 120 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 4: That's so? 121 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,599 Speaker 6: How many fours do you have? 122 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 4: How long? 123 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 6: Say? I just bought that car that is a brand 124 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 6: new car, and now it's just are. 125 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 4: You kidding me right now? Well hold on, hold on, 126 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 4: I understand, I understand. Let me ask you something. Is 127 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 4: there a way? Is there a way maybe you can 128 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 4: come by tomorrow and we can try to work comp 129 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 4: now and just see it. You know, No, there is 130 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 4: no way I'm coming by tomorrow for a car. 131 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 6: That's this is today. First of all, we need to 132 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 6: get the police involved in this. 133 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 4: I don't even the police right now, mister Frank, we 134 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 4: don't want to get the police involved in this. We 135 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 4: Who is we? 136 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 6: Because I damn sure where to get the police involved? 137 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: So who is? 138 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 4: I'm just saying, listen, I don't want to lose my 139 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 4: job because we lost the car. If you just give 140 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,359 Speaker 4: me some time to find a car, That's all I 141 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 4: want you to do is give me some time. Let 142 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 4: me go by this guy's house where he lives and 143 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 4: see if the car is there. 144 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 6: You should already be in a car driving. Don't as 145 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 6: to this man's house talking to me right now. Hey, 146 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 6: the fact that you're not that. 147 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 4: It's not practice. I call it the police. I'm sewing 148 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 4: the building on. 149 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 6: I'm seeing the managers. 150 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 4: I'm sure the made the valet box. 151 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,559 Speaker 6: I'm sure what everybody affiliated. 152 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 4: With your business. You don't see me right now? Okay, 153 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 4: but good, it's a fik Listen, Why you? Why are you? 154 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 4: Why are you gonna set with me? I didn't do nothing, 155 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 4: I didn't take the car. Okay? 156 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 6: What are you responsible for this parking lot? Are you 157 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,720 Speaker 6: a manager? What's your occupy them? 158 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 4: Sir? I'm the manager. I'm the manager here. And Orlando 159 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 4: called you earlier, okay, and we're trying to find out 160 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 4: where the car is. We are I really feel like it. 161 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 6: You don't even want the police involved. Man, you're not 162 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,679 Speaker 6: trying to find you try to come again. 163 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 4: It's right now. 164 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 6: I'm mad at Orlando, I'm mad at you, I'm mad 165 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 6: at your company. I'm a a the man who put 166 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 6: the damn asphalt down in the parking line. I'm mad 167 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,039 Speaker 6: at everybody right now. Okay, Cliff, okay, okay, okay, we. 168 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 4: Can down, Okay, but let me ask you this here? 169 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 4: Are you are you? Are you mad at? Are you? Man? 170 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 4: At your wife? What? 171 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 6: What? 172 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 4: Not? A wife? 173 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 6: But what didn't? 174 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 4: Still my damn car Ain't your wife name Carrie? 175 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 7: How the hell do you know my wife's name? 176 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 4: You know how I know your wife's name because your 177 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 4: wife got me to call you. This is Nephew till 178 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 4: Me from the Steve Harvey Moore. D know. Frankly, you 179 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 4: just got prank bybebody. Damn loans. 180 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 6: Oh boy, we're going to marriage counsel. 181 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 4: This what this is? Y'all? 182 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 6: Have you have this boy? 183 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 4: She said, he just bought this car. He loves this car. 184 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 4: You got tried shiitting in it when he ain't going nowhere? 185 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 4: I can't believe anyone. 186 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 6: It's always it's always the closest people. It's all I 187 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 6: tell you what I tell you. Who is not getting 188 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 6: to ride this car for a long time? 189 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 4: You know? Hey, man, I mean is what is the 190 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 4: baddest that I'm talking about? The baddest radio show in 191 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 4: the land. 192 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 7: It's the Steve Harvey Morton Show. 193 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 2: Baby, you got stupid. 194 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: On that one, by the way, really stupid I'm doing. 195 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 2: I'm just trying to do my pond. I'm just trying to. 196 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: Yes, it's like you're not even working, right, Fendless Junior, Right, 197 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: friendless Hephless. 198 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 3: Hey, I'm already I've already gotten started. I have touchdown 199 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 3: in Tampa Bay, Florida. I am here for Kappa Apple 200 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 3: PSID eighty six Conclave. 201 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 2: Baby the Nephew is here. 202 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 3: Is going down Saturday, Kappa Apple PSID Family Outing on 203 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 3: the Riverwalk posted by Yours truly and the beautiful d 204 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 3: Anne King. 205 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 2: We will be hosting it. Come on out. 206 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 3: We got some stepping going on, we got some music 207 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 3: going on, we got some contests going on. 208 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 2: We got everything you're looking for. 209 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 3: Bring the kids, bring the family, have some fun, and 210 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:38,959 Speaker 3: we're gonna be wild. 211 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 2: And out all day Saturday, all right. 212 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 3: And then Sunday the Nephew is headed to Redondo Beach, California, 213 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:49,440 Speaker 3: the Performing Arts Center. That's right, Redondo Beach, California, Los Angeles. 214 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 3: The Nephew is coming to town. That is Sunday night. 215 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 3: Tickets are going almost gone, laying in the cut, Nashville, Cashville, Tennessee. 216 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 3: That is twenty eight, twenty nine thirty. That is right Saturday, 217 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,839 Speaker 3: Sunday of July, last weekend of July. You don't want 218 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 3: to miss the NEPU all. 219 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 2: Right, Then, all right, thank you guys. 220 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject He's too big and 221 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,920 Speaker 1: fine to be this way. 222 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 2: We'll get into that right after this. 223 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 1: You're listening Hard Morning Show