Speaker 1: Is part of your body crazy you will show.
Speaker 2: And I don't mean like your arm has a mind
Speaker 2: of its own and tells you distilled things from time
Speaker 2: to time and he's not scared to go to jail either.
Speaker 1: That's not what I mean.
Speaker 2: What I mean is like you see someone and you
Speaker 2: look at their eyes and all you see is crazy,
Speaker 2: like four k's that are backwards, you know that kind
Speaker 2: of crazy. Really crazy people have crazy eyes, or you
Speaker 2: look into their eyes and you're like, hmm, this person
Speaker 2: is way too nice to be involved with me. Ah,
Speaker 2: I need someone with eyes that are a little more
Speaker 2: wonky than that. Well, according to TikTok, there's one surefire
Speaker 2: away to find everything out about a lady based on
Speaker 2: her finger nails.
Speaker 1: So ladies, think about how you like to have.
Speaker 2: The tips of your digits decorated, and fellas think about
Speaker 2: the digit tips of the ladies you find exciting. Well,
Speaker 2: and we'll tell you right now what your nails say
Speaker 2: about you. It's called the white nail theory on TikTok,
Speaker 2: but it says basically, you can tell everything about a
Speaker 2: woman based on how she does her nails. Okay, nude
Speaker 2: or beige, they're classy practical and the kind of person
Speaker 2: who always brings extra tissues in gum oo. They also
Speaker 2: feels sophisticated but could be considered lazy. Nude goes with
Speaker 2: everything and it's easy, so they don't put in much effort.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, isn't that part of the clean girl aesthetic, the nude? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel like also it's like there's too
Speaker 4: many choices, so you just kind of pick nude. I
Speaker 4: don'times do that. It's easier, you don't got to think
Speaker 4: about it. You don't even got a process.
Speaker 1: You're just easy lazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Going over a new trend that says you can tell
Speaker 2: everything about a woman based on how she does her
Speaker 2: nails if it's yellow. So if you like yellow nails,
Speaker 2: you're energetic, joyful, optimistic, you make people laugh, but they
Speaker 2: can wake up with way too much energy and are
Speaker 2: mildly chaotic.
Speaker 1: Stay away from the yellow nails.
Speaker 4: I have a friend like that, and she used to
Speaker 4: wake me up whenever we went to the beach every
Speaker 4: single morning and be like.
Speaker 1: Good morning friend.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, the curtains, my nails are yellow, and
Speaker 2: the sun come on, get up.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 2: They say you can tell everything about a woman's personality
Speaker 2: based on how she does her nails. According to a
Speaker 2: neutrient on TikTok, green is bold, unconventional, semi trendsetter, granola vibes.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a hippie. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Is like a tree filling, grounded and connected to earth.
Speaker 2: Really into macha makes sense with the green, and would
Speaker 2: rather be hiking than doing anything else, but at least
Speaker 2: look cute while they're doing whatever it is that keeps
Speaker 2: them off the trails.
Speaker 5: I feel like everyone came up with this way to
Speaker 5: analyze the color green was kind of lazy themselves. They're
Speaker 5: just like, what, it's green trees, manta, honey, honey.
Speaker 2: If they have blue nails, it says that they're chill,
Speaker 2: care free, what like iceny.
Speaker 1: Easy going, and they probably go to the beach more
Speaker 1: often than not. That's funny. Okay, this is silly, and.
Speaker 2: They seem quiet, but they're actually observing something or could
Speaker 2: be quietly plotting to take you out. If you have
Speaker 2: pink nails, it says you're sweet, romantic, nurturing, and you
Speaker 2: love cute things. You can probably send hard emojis. Ironically,
Speaker 2: you're wiggling my spirit fingers. He has got pink fingers
Speaker 2: on right now, I do. It says they will bake
Speaker 2: you cookies but also roast you for fun.
Speaker 1: You know me, Yes it is.
Speaker 2: There's a nutrient on TikTok that says you can tell
Speaker 2: everything about a woman based on the type of nails
Speaker 2: that she has, if you like black nails, or if
Speaker 2: you're a guy that's into women with black nails, mysterious, artistic, rebellious,
Speaker 2: normally feeling dramatic, or just can't be bothered to pick
Speaker 2: a color.
Speaker 1: I love black nails in October.
Speaker 2: It gives off fives that you don't want to mess
Speaker 2: with them, or if you do, they really won't care.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I think they would care, man or woman.
Speaker 2: I think when people go out of their way to
Speaker 2: look like they don't care, they care a whole lot.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 5: I also think that we all embody so many of
Speaker 5: these different things, Like our mood is kind of based
Speaker 5: on the color that we choose at the time. Like
Speaker 5: when I choose black nails, I kind of don't care
Speaker 5: what other people think. I'm kind of in that mood
Speaker 5: and right now I'm feeling flirty and cute. So other pink,
Speaker 5: So that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: I think whoever made up this trend was definitely hurt
Speaker 2: by somebody who wears red nails. That's my favorite color
Speaker 2: because for the red nail, it only has one thing
Speaker 2: listed on it. Other ones had a bunch of different
Speaker 2: aspects of what your personality could be if you had
Speaker 2: a nail color red.
Speaker 1: It just says they might steal your man. That's it.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Pee Deekins calling from photography. I
Speaker 2: was looking for Heather. Heather, how you doing great. I'm
Speaker 2: actually wonderful. Thank you for asking. So you recently had
Speaker 2: your baby, little Tyler in here getting his first pictures taken.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, And are you still happy with them?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, they came out beautiful, Yeah you thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought we did a wonderful job on those.
Speaker 2: I know I didn't meet you when you were in here,
Speaker 2: but I am the owner of this Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: I thought we did a wonderful job. And you know
Speaker 2: who else thought we did a wonderful job. One of
Speaker 2: the main marketing people for Micheline Tyers was in here
Speaker 2: the other day and saw one of the photos of
Speaker 2: your little tyler, and they were like, we need that
Speaker 2: baby in ads right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 2: So those baby pictures of your baby are going to
Speaker 2: be featured in the next michel entire marketing campaign.
Speaker 1: Is that amazing?
Speaker 7: That's really cool. But I didn't give any permission or
Speaker 7: I didn't sign any waste.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, well when you signed yeah, when you
Speaker 2: signed it, their small print here, find print on the
Speaker 2: thing that says we can use them for whatever.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was, I go for it. That's amazing.
Speaker 7: What Yeah, No, I don't recall seeing that.
Speaker 8: I would have. I would have definitely noticed that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess you didn't. So anyway, just exciting news.
Speaker 2: I was just going to pass it along. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 1: So look for those ads.
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, please don't hang up.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm not okay with this. I did not get permission.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did small print, yep, you did so anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's super exciting, and I hope you're proud of your
Speaker 2: little tititler.
Speaker 9: Uh, I'm really upset about this.
Speaker 7: I send me, please send me the contract because I
Speaker 7: don't have any recollection of that and besides the fine print.
Speaker 7: You didn't ask me, You didn't pick up the phone
Speaker 7: in Qulle to tell me that this was even a
Speaker 7: possibility or that it was happening.
Speaker 2: A guy walks in and Presentsia with a check for
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty grand. Yeah, take it. So I'm
Speaker 2: sorry if I had a little bit of a bad
Speaker 2: judgment on.
Speaker 8: That, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: You guys paid what for my child?
Speaker 2: Oh I was not. I didn't want to mention that.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, you know, don't worry about the money so much.
Speaker 2: It's not so much about the money. It's just about
Speaker 2: the fact that your baby's going to be the face
Speaker 2: of mission and that's amazing.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, none of this is okay. You profited
Speaker 7: off of my child without notifying me or compensating my
Speaker 7: child for doing this modeling gig that apparently you gave
Speaker 7: permission for.
Speaker 2: Well, we you know, we took the pictures and we
Speaker 2: did the work on that.
Speaker 8: So I figured, oh, my child, not yours. You made
Speaker 8: one hundred.
Speaker 7: And fifty thousand dollars off of my child without my permission.
Speaker 2: Like five hundred that was a down payment, or that
Speaker 2: that was a you know, that was a signing fee.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm what was that?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Did you say something? Did you say something?
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, it sounds like you're getting five hundred thousand
Speaker 7: dollars for it.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that, did I?
Speaker 7: What the heck is going on?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 8: You did? You just said that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yes, the signing bonus was one hundred and fifty and
Speaker 2: they they are actually paying five hundred big ones.
Speaker 1: So I'm probably gonna retire.
Speaker 7: I can't imagine that this company, this national brand, would
Speaker 7: pay you without my permission. So I'm going to sue you,
Speaker 7: and then I'm going to sue them, and I'm going
Speaker 7: to get so much money. Your freaking head is going
Speaker 7: to spin, you idiotic moron.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, then I'll just let you know it's a
Speaker 1: phone brink. Then how about that?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry? What?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1: Doug set you up.
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Yes, he said that you just got the photos back
Speaker 2: of your baby and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7: I can't believe that you said you're hitting five hundred
Speaker 7: thousand dollars and that my child wasn't getting any of that.
Speaker 11: Wake up every morning with jewbile phone pranks weekday mornings
Speaker 11: on the twenties.
Speaker 1: It's time for nime. Is what's trending? This is your
Speaker 1: fair baby chipped? If it is, it might not be working.
Speaker 1: Why would you at me?
Speaker 10: Crazy rabbit hole? There?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, gaped thing and then it's chipped and
Speaker 2: you went somewhere else?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is wrong with you? For baby chipped? Your
Speaker 5: pet gets a chip?
Speaker 1: Oh, I call something else a fur baby. I guess.
Speaker 5: Okay, well the baby that you thought of while listening
Speaker 5: to that question like a normal person. There's a company
Speaker 5: in Texas that has just gone under. It's called Save
Speaker 5: This Life, and they are actually responsible for tracking a
Speaker 5: lot of people's pets and their chips. And so now
Speaker 5: when you go on to try to figure it out,
Speaker 5: those particular chips that they issued aren't registered. However, if
Speaker 5: you were through them, you can go and get your
Speaker 5: chip reregistered through another company. So your pet is still chipped.
Speaker 5: So the cool thing is is it can be redone.
Speaker 5: You just need to make sure that you're checking to
Speaker 5: make sure that the chip is working. I feel like
Speaker 5: I would do that all the time if I had
Speaker 5: a pet, jubil is mister Peeves chipped.
Speaker 2: I have a Doberman named mister Peeves, and he is chipped,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it works or not, but
Speaker 2: he does break out of the backyard all the time.
Speaker 1: So one of these days I'll find.
Speaker 2: Out coming downstairs and he's gone, and so that I
Speaker 2: have to find him out there somewhere.
Speaker 1: He's chipped and snipped. Yeah, he gets out, he gets out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not gonna get out and get anybody pregnant. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And if the chip works.
Speaker 1: That's about as much looking as I'm doing at this point.
Speaker 1: You ran away again?
Speaker 10: Whatever?
Speaker 5: Have you noticed that there's this new hair trend that's
Speaker 5: kind of like a mullet, so it's like you've got
Speaker 5: short hair in the front and then the back kind
Speaker 5: of goes down like Miley Cyrus has been rocking this look.
Speaker 1: But there's a name for it.
Speaker 5: No, that's not what it's called. It's called the jellyfish haircut.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Jellyfish haircut is trending and people are bringing back this
Speaker 5: mullet hybrid, which I find very fascinating.
Speaker 1: Ringy mullet sort of well, yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like, do you just have two layers, like your
Speaker 5: front hair is short and then your.
Speaker 1: Back hair is low. Yea, So they call it a jellyfish.
Speaker 5: So if you were into that and you didn't know
Speaker 5: what to ask for, now when you go get your haircut,
Speaker 5: you can just.
Speaker 1: Be like, can I get the jellyfish? Why a jellyfish?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: I don't getcause jellyfish have like the little round top
Speaker 2: and then their tentacles.
Speaker 1: Are like two layers. Maybe, yeah, explained It sounded like
Speaker 1: a jellyfish to me.
Speaker 6: I just looked up a picture. The wolf cut is
Speaker 6: more blended. The jellyfish is literally just two layers that
Speaker 6: have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're blunt.
Speaker 5: It's like pretty blunt cut, like Miley Cyrus is doing it,
Speaker 5: Lady god.
Speaker 10: Hat I've ever seen it my entire existed.
Speaker 5: It like a jellyfish though, But it is trending right
Speaker 5: now and it's becoming popular. So a lot of people
Speaker 5: out there that have the jellyfishk just know you're beautiful
Speaker 5: just the way you are, regardless of how people feel
Speaker 5: about your haircut.
Speaker 6: Ummies jellous, single for life and jellyfish in their.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: But not to them.
Speaker 5: I think I pause just to watch on my life
Speaker 5: because his face is so red and how hard he's
Speaker 5: laughing right now.
Speaker 1: I kind of like it. Okay to get a jellyfish,
Speaker 1: I think, as you have options, you know.
Speaker 5: And lastly, this is kind of a pop quiz. If
Speaker 5: I say, raw umber, do you know what color that is?
Speaker 5: Like a reddish brown? Is it like I'm thinking a
Speaker 5: raw fish and then lumber.
Speaker 2: Raw fishish and lumber together? Would you'll come after?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking more of an amber type color.
Speaker 1: I don't know what color it is.
Speaker 5: But for the first time ever, Crayola Crayon is bringing
Speaker 5: back eight retired colors. One of them is raw umber,
Speaker 5: which stood out to me because I didn't know what
Speaker 5: that was.
Speaker 1: Is it sort of a brownish green? Oh, if you're curious.
Speaker 5: Other colors include blizzard blue, dandy Lyon, lemon yellow, magic mint, mulberry,
Speaker 5: orange red, and violet blue.
Speaker 4: Okay, all of those are great they except for raw umber.
Speaker 1: Leave that one? Or tired? How we put them in
Speaker 1: the home and get them out of here? Who just
Speaker 1: call it? Something else like greenish brown? Something else like
Speaker 1: a stupid hair? Okay, that's funny.
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Speaker 2: Andrea is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 2: follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Christopher. Andrew,
Speaker 2: thank you for your email. Before we get into your
Speaker 2: dat and stuff, how long has it been since you
Speaker 2: talked to Christopher?
Speaker 9: It's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks. And how many times you try
Speaker 1: to reach out to him in the couple weeks.
Speaker 12: I've only texted him two times, but like I feel
Speaker 12: like that's enough that somebody should write back.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, exactly, definitely. Do you think there's a
Speaker 5: reason for that. Did anything happen?
Speaker 12: Well, let me tell you about the date first, because
Speaker 12: like I thought, everything went really well, like the dinner
Speaker 12: was amazing.
Speaker 9: But then we also we did sleep together, so I
Speaker 9: don't know. Maybe it was like me fast for him.
Speaker 9: I don't know, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, I don't Does that still apply, Jewel, Do
Speaker 5: you think that that's still a thing if if somebody
Speaker 5: hooks up too fast and it's like okay by.
Speaker 2: That's always been a plus for me. It's never been
Speaker 2: a problem for me. Like even if you're thinking about
Speaker 2: future dating. It's never been a thing, you know, because
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, I would do the same thing.
Speaker 2: So I don't judge, like I just based it on
Speaker 2: a person, right, But for some people it is okay.
Speaker 5: So then how did you get to that point? Why
Speaker 5: don't we go back to the very beginning and see
Speaker 5: where it goes?
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, I mean, first, well, he has a really
Speaker 9: good job, which is like, you know, it's a really
Speaker 9: good sine on a date, like Tony's reliable and they've
Speaker 9: made it to having a good job, had ambition, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and also he was like really hot, okay, and we
Speaker 9: hit it off like we were like cracking jokes talking,
Speaker 9: you know. I just you know, that's why I said
Speaker 9: to them, I was like, great, this is great.
Speaker 1: Just trying to keep him around for a while.
Speaker 2: Maybe he sniffed you out, girl, he wasn't ready. Did
Speaker 2: he stay over or did you guys do your thing?
Speaker 2: And then he went home right away.
Speaker 12: He stayed over, but he had to leave really early
Speaker 12: in the morning, so he like left, we didn't really
Speaker 12: hang out in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's better anyway. And how how was the goodbye?
Speaker 8: It was sweet?
Speaker 9: He just like gave me a kiss, and it's like said,
Speaker 9: he had to go.
Speaker 1: I mean that it's been all that he wanted.
Speaker 12: Yeah, maybe, I mean he's a guy.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think sometimes you get more of a
Speaker 5: vibe because you obviously want to talk to him again. Though, So,
Speaker 5: like what about him made you feel aside from his job,
Speaker 5: you know, aside from the fact that he's hot, was
Speaker 5: there anything else that was like that drew you to him.
Speaker 12: Well, he's just really easy to get along with. And
Speaker 12: it just felt like everything was happening really organically, and like,
Speaker 12: I don't know, there's a lot of chemistry and it
Speaker 12: was exciting.
Speaker 9: It like it felt like, you know, like a heightened experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And the only thing you can think of
Speaker 2: is maybe you hooked up with him too quick.
Speaker 9: Yeah, either, I guess it's like you're saying, maybe that's
Speaker 9: all he wanted. I don't know. But then like why
Speaker 9: not go on, like go to a bar, you know
Speaker 9: what I mean? Why go on a date before us?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, Well, Andrea, do you have a
Speaker 1: good job.
Speaker 9: I have a pretty good job, yeah, because.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't know if he's the one with
Speaker 5: a really good job and if maybe he didn't feel
Speaker 5: like it was an equal situation, then maybe I just
Speaker 5: wanted to be something other than then that's all he wanted.
Speaker 5: Because it's just so predictable people if you're going to
Speaker 5: look up with somebody and then at least call him
Speaker 5: back period, right.
Speaker 2: I mean I think so, you know, and I've found
Speaker 2: to communicate that if that's all you're looking for, just
Speaker 2: say it, because I've done that before when I've been
Speaker 2: dating and I've been like, I'm not interested in anything
Speaker 2: but tonight, And usually it's better because they're like, cool,
Speaker 2: thanks for clarifying, let's get crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I wish he would have said that
Speaker 9: if that were the case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 2: We'll play a song come back, and then call him
Speaker 2: and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
Speaker 2: and maybe get you another another date. Okay, Okay, come back.
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Speaker 2: Friend the middle of your First Date follow Up, and
Speaker 2: Andrea is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 2: a dude named Christopher She has no idea why.
Speaker 1: She thinks maybe.
Speaker 2: It's because she hooked up with him too quickly, because
Speaker 2: they went on one date and then they hooked up
Speaker 2: as for the rest of the date. Andrea refresh everybody's
Speaker 2: memory before we call him. On your date with Christopher, Yeah, he.
Speaker 9: Just we got along really well. You know, we have
Speaker 9: got me at dinner. He has a great job.
Speaker 8: I liked him.
Speaker 9: You know, it's been two weeks. I texted him twice.
Speaker 9: I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 12: I'm hoping it's just something happened with this service or something.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be it's a tech issue.
Speaker 5: Maybe.
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll see if we can figure out.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get him on the phone right now and ask
Speaker 2: him why he's ghosting you, and then see if you
Speaker 2: still want another date after you hear the reason.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, I may I speak to Christopher? Please?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Speaking?
Speaker 1: Hey man? How are you?
Speaker 2: My name is Jewbele. I host a radio show called
Speaker 2: the Jewbil Show. Hi, Christopher, I'm on the Jubil Show too.
Speaker 2: My name is Nina.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Victoria. How's it going?
Speaker 10: Hey, yeah, No, I listened to the Jubil Show all
Speaker 10: the time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 10: Oh? You do?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Then if you listen all the time, have you heard you?
Speaker 2: Have you heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 13: That's a segment where you guys like call up to
Speaker 13: see like somebody's cheating on like their their girlfriend or
Speaker 13: their boyfriend or something like that.
Speaker 1: No, that's to catch a cheater. We do that, though,
Speaker 1: we do do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: This one is the one where if you ghost somebody
Speaker 2: after going on a date, they can email us to
Speaker 2: get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's what this is.
Speaker 10: So wait, this isn't the cheating thing.
Speaker 1: No, this is not. This is a first tape follow up.
Speaker 2: So you went on a date with someone and you're
Speaker 2: ghosting them and they want to know why.
Speaker 1: Oh hell, hello, did he hang up? Yeah? He just
Speaker 1: hung up?
Speaker 9: What do you ghost all of that? Now?
Speaker 1: Maybe this phone got disconnect Maybe a sohone got disconnected? Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe is there a solar flare?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, yeah, that's really weird. It sounded like
Speaker 9: he was about to say something and then he hung up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe well maybe it did drop. Then maybe he
Speaker 2: didn't hang up. I'm gonna drive and call him back.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, uh uh, hey guys, I really can't talk.
Speaker 2: What did I want to know if you hung up
Speaker 2: on us? Yes he did, because he's gone again. What man,
Speaker 2: he's a professional ghoster. Okay, we call him again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna try it back again.
Speaker 8: Hey, listen, listen, guys, I'm married.
Speaker 10: I can't do this.
Speaker 1: What and he's gone again? What? Okay?
Speaker 9: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: What I guess we know why he wanted to know
Speaker 2: if it was to catch a cheater segment, and also
Speaker 2: why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 1: We just got a twofer married.
Speaker 9: He took off his ring? Oh my god, it's crazy.
Speaker 9: What are you serious right now?
Speaker 1: He didn't have a ring on or anything when you
Speaker 1: guys met.
Speaker 12: No, No, definitely, God, like I always check people's hands
Speaker 12: like I'm always checking like Garthian really like I never
Speaker 12: want I'm really.
Speaker 9: Against cheatah and I've been cheated on before, you know,
Speaker 9: like I would never do that.
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Where did you meet him? Was it on an app?
Speaker 1: Or was it in person?
Speaker 9: It was on an app?
Speaker 1: Whoa Okay? Yeah, wow wow now you know your answer?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess I do. He should
Speaker 9: have made up an excuse for real.
Speaker 1: I know he just came out with it right there.
Speaker 2: I would have said something else, like yeah, exactly, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, Hey, you know what, Hold on one second, Andrea,
Speaker 2: I just want to see something. Hey, Christopher, would you
Speaker 2: like to go on another day with Andrew? We'll pay
Speaker 2: for it, Christopher, He's gone again. Sorry Andrew, Andrew. I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry. That is so frustrating.
Speaker 5: I think that there needs to be a rule, and
Speaker 5: we could start a petition for all dating apps to
Speaker 5: have a place where you have to answer yes or
Speaker 5: no are you married?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: So then people have to say I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 5: people will lie, but at least maybe it'll catch some
Speaker 5: people that have a little bit of a conscience.
Speaker 2: It's a good idea because some people wouldn't mind, right,
Speaker 2: They're like, cool, if you want to cheat, right right,
Speaker 2: some people would mind exactly. I guess that's why they
Speaker 2: have Ashley Madison. Well that's what you Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: cheating website. Did you just say who?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Well, Andrea, not your fault. You know, you didn't know
Speaker 2: he lied to you. But hopefully at least you had
Speaker 2: a good time that one night.
Speaker 1: That sucks. I'm sorry, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I mean I think I should try to find a
Speaker 9: way to tell his wife about this. What do you think?
Speaker 5: I don't know, like almost at this point, I mean
Speaker 5: you feel like, yes, but he's on apps.
Speaker 1: It's going to happen again. Do you really want drama
Speaker 1: in your life right now? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because I mean, yeah, girl, code don't lie if it
Speaker 5: comes up. But just do you want to invite that.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of time and energy to spend on
Speaker 2: something too, to track down his wife and then tell
Speaker 2: her and then have to get involved in their drama.
Speaker 1: But when you only met him one time.
Speaker 5: But if she pops up, you tell her everything you know.
Speaker 5: Andrea Andrew you there. She just want to go find
Speaker 5: the way.
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Speaker 1: I chat GBT presidential trash talk? But I feel really
Speaker 1: bad because some of these are like, ah, like are
Speaker 1: they appropriate? Though I don't know. William Henry Harrison.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy that had the shortest term in office.
Speaker 2: He died after a month. Oh yeah, he was only
Speaker 2: a president for a month. What does it say about him?
Speaker 2: This is gonna be great.
Speaker 5: First to say rip respect, yes, or argue with respect.
Speaker 4: This is here about to be weaker than William Henry
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Speaker 1: That's probably the best one you've had.
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Speaker 2: And billions of questions for scenarios you versus Victoria, and
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Speaker 2: of the questions are president themed.
Speaker 1: How many questions do we have? And bigons you sees.
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Speaker 2: to play Victoria in the most presidential game trivia the
Speaker 2: world has ever seen?
Speaker 1: What's up? Nicole? How are you good?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great? Are you excited to play? Victoria? Yes? You
Speaker 1: sure made fun of a guy that died after a month.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Jubile asked what it was. How's your presidential knowledge? Nicole?
Speaker 9: I would say, okay, it's okay.
Speaker 4: Okay, Like you're about to feel the biggest presidential defeat
Speaker 4: in your life.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Victoria's gonna leave the studio. And while she's leaving, Nicole,
Speaker 2: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 2: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 2: know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
Speaker 2: you out right to win. Okay, okay, all right, here
Speaker 2: we go, Nicole. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Name the desk. The president sits that who is the
Speaker 1: young Who is the youngest US president to take office?
Speaker 8: Obama?
Speaker 5: Which US president is on the dollar? Bill Washington, who
Speaker 5: was the only US president to serve more than two terms.
Speaker 8: Of Franklin wrote the voot which.
Speaker 1: President had a pet alligator that he kept in the
Speaker 1: White House?
Speaker 2: But time is up, We'll be Victoria back into the studio,
Speaker 2: and while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
Speaker 2: and things like that. Nicole, what is a patriotic message
Speaker 2: you would like to tell the world today?
Speaker 1: Stop hating each other?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm voting for you next time, next time,
Speaker 2: next time. There's one of those vote thingies, I will
Speaker 2: vote for you six or seven years or so whatever
Speaker 2: it is, every fourteen years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of
Speaker 2: those things where you go to the ballet box and vote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're wet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Victoria, are you ready? I am thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
Speaker 2: just say pass and you have to beat Nicole outright
Speaker 2: to win. Nicole, you can tell are you going to go?
Speaker 1: Name the desk the president sits at?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Well, off this desk? Who was the youngest US president
Speaker 5: to take office?
Speaker 1: George Washington? Which US president is on the dollar bill?
Speaker 1: Oh crap?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Uh? Nixon, Lincoln? No link, I don't know. Okay. Who
Speaker 1: is the only US president to serve more than two terms?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Dang it, Brad's head this the other day.
Speaker 5: I don't know which president had a pet alligator that
Speaker 5: he kept in the White House?
Speaker 1: Bro what all right?
Speaker 11: Time is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 2: you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 6: Back in the day, it used to be you ever
Speaker 6: got first place was the president. Who ever got second place,
Speaker 6: regardless of parties was the vice president.
Speaker 15: Victoria got zero correct? Okay, you know, Nicole got too correct? Wow, really, Nicole,
Speaker 15: you're the president of trivia today. Congratulations, Yang Victoria is
Speaker 15: your vice president? You got tickets to see my chemical room.
Speaker 1: The hands. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5: The desk the president sits at in the Oval Office
Speaker 5: is called the Resolute desk.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 5: Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest US president to take office.
Speaker 5: George Washington is on the Dollar Bill.
Speaker 1: Franklin D.
Speaker 5: Roosevelt was the only US president to serve more than
Speaker 5: two terms. And the president that had a pet alligator
Speaker 5: that he kept in the White House was John Quincy Adams.
Speaker 1: Really really, I didn't know that either. Interesting. What was
Speaker 1: alligator's name? We know, probably Quincy.
Speaker 2: I gonna guess that, Nicole. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: It's time for Nina's what's trending? Because your fur baby chipped?
Speaker 1: If it is, it might not be working. Why did
Speaker 1: you look at me? Crazy hole there? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: pet thing? And then it's chipped? And then I went
Speaker 1: somewhere else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is wrong with you? Fur baby chipped? Your
Speaker 5: pet gets a chip, I call something else for a baby.
Speaker 5: I guess, okay, well the baby that you thought of
Speaker 5: while listening to that question like a normal person. There's
Speaker 5: a company in Texas that has just gone under It's
Speaker 5: called Save This Life, and they are actually responsible for
Speaker 5: tracking a lot of people's pets and their chips.
Speaker 1: And so now when you.
Speaker 5: Go on to try to figure it out, those particular
Speaker 5: chips that they issued aren't registered. However, if you were
Speaker 5: through them, you can go and get your chip reregistered
Speaker 5: through another company. So your pet is still chipped. So
Speaker 5: the cool thing is is it can be redone. You
Speaker 5: just need to make sure that you're checking to make
Speaker 5: sure that the chip is working. I feel like I
Speaker 5: would do that all the time if I had a
Speaker 5: pet jubil is mister Peeves chipped.
Speaker 2: I have a Doberman named mister Peeves and he is chipped,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it works or not, but
Speaker 2: he does break out of the backyard all the time.
Speaker 2: So one of these days I'll find out coming downstairs
Speaker 2: and he's gone, and so then I have to find
Speaker 2: him out there somewhere do the right things. He's chipped
Speaker 2: and snipped. Yeah, he gets out, he gets out. Ye,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna get out and get anybody pregnant. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and if the chip works. That's about as much looking
Speaker 2: as I'm doing at this point.
Speaker 1: You ran away again? Whatever?
Speaker 5: Have you noticed that there's this new hair trend that's
Speaker 5: kind of like a mullet, so it's like you've got
Speaker 5: short hair in the front and then the back kind
Speaker 5: of goes down like Miley Cyrus has been rocking this look.
Speaker 5: But there's a name for it. No, that's not what
Speaker 5: it's called. It's called the jellyfish haircut.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Jellyfish haircut is trending and people are bringing back this
Speaker 5: mullet hybrid, which I find very fascinating.
Speaker 1: Ringy mullet sort of well, yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like, do you just have two layers? Like your
Speaker 5: front hair is short and then your back hair is low.
Speaker 5: So they call it a jellyfish. So if you were
Speaker 5: into that and you didn't know what to ask for,
Speaker 5: now when you go eat your haircut, you can just
Speaker 5: be like, can I get the jellyfish?
Speaker 1: Why a jellyfish? Though? I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Jellyfish have like the little round top and then their
Speaker 2: tentacles are like two layers of the Maybe explain it
Speaker 2: sounded like a jellyfish to me.
Speaker 6: I just looked up a picture. The wolf cut is
Speaker 6: more blended. The jellyfish is literally just two layers that
Speaker 6: have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're blunt. It's like pretty blunt cut, like Miley
Speaker 5: Cyrus is doing it.
Speaker 1: Lady gods.
Speaker 5: I've ever seen it entire existence like a jellyfish though,
Speaker 5: but it is trending right now and it's becoming popular.
Speaker 5: So a lot of people out there that have the
Speaker 5: JELLYFISHKU just know you're beautiful just the way you are,
Speaker 5: regardless of how people feel about your hair cut.
Speaker 10: Very single for.
Speaker 8: Life and jellyfish hair.
Speaker 1: You but not to them.
Speaker 5: I think I pause just to watch our life because
Speaker 5: his face is so red and how hard he's laughing
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: I kind of like it. Okay, jellyfish. I think it's
Speaker 1: as much as you have options, you know.
Speaker 5: Lastly, this is kind of a pop quiz. If I say,
Speaker 5: raw umber, do you know what color that is? Like
Speaker 5: a reddish brown?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking a raw fish and then lumber the.
Speaker 2: Raw fish, raw fish and lumber together, would you'll come after?
Speaker 1: Okay, was thinking more of an amber type color. I
Speaker 1: don't know what color it is.
Speaker 5: But for the first time ever, Crayola Crayon is bringing
Speaker 5: back eight retired colors. One of them is raw umber,
Speaker 5: which stood out to me because I didn't know what
Speaker 5: that was.
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah, sort of a brownish green. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: if you're curious.
Speaker 5: Other colors include blizzard blue, dandy Lyon, lemon yellow, magic mint, mulberry,
Speaker 5: orange red, and violet blue.
Speaker 4: Okay, all of us are great, they except for raw umber.
Speaker 4: That one or tired? How we put him in the
Speaker 4: home and.
Speaker 1: Get him out of here? Who's just call it something
Speaker 1: else like greenish brown? Something else like a stupid haircut. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's sunning.
Speaker 7: It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 2: Gavin is on the phone today for it to Catch
Speaker 2: a Cheater. He's been with his girlfriend Brindy for five years,
Speaker 2: but now he thinks something might be going on, so
Speaker 2: we'll see if we can help him out. Gavin, thank
Speaker 2: you for coming on the show. Not the most fun
Speaker 2: way to come on, but hopefully we can help you
Speaker 2: out here. Tell us what's going on with Brittany.
Speaker 13: Yeah, hey guys, So basically we've been together five years now,
Speaker 13: but we've got a little bit of baggage because basically
Speaker 13: I'll just be out there. Like two years ago, she
Speaker 13: cheated on me with my roommate, who was also my
Speaker 13: best friend at the time. Oh, it was pretty tough.
Speaker 13: And the thing is, though he moved out, and you know,
Speaker 13: I stayed with her because I love her, and so,
Speaker 13: you know, we kind of moved on patch things up.
Speaker 13: There was water under the bridge and everything. But I
Speaker 13: got to be honest with you, Like recently, I came
Speaker 13: home and she came home, and we were all wrapping
Speaker 13: things up for the night and I saw her wearing
Speaker 13: one of my shirts. The only issue is it was
Speaker 13: one of the sh said I actually gave this roommate,
Speaker 13: So huh, It just kind of completely triggered me. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 13: where'd you get that shirt?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 13: I don't know, Like I think you gave it to
Speaker 13: me like years ago. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. I
Speaker 13: haven't seen that.
Speaker 10: Shirt in years.
Speaker 13: Like it was just all these memories started coming back,
Speaker 13: and like, I'm just like, there, I don't know where
Speaker 13: she could have gotten this shirt because I remember him
Speaker 13: wearing it, I remember giving it to him.
Speaker 10: It just I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: Do you think she's messing around with that same roommate?
Speaker 13: Now That's the only thing I can really wrap my
Speaker 13: mind around at this point.
Speaker 1: So you're not friends with this guy anymore? No, why
Speaker 1: dump the friend and keep the girlfriend?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 13: No, I mean, okay, And I've gotten this question before.
Speaker 13: You know, a lot of people have said, oh, I
Speaker 13: can't believe it. You know, you've betrayed like the bro code.
Speaker 13: But I look at it this way, like, you know,
Speaker 13: he betrayed me more than anything, because I feel like
Speaker 13: he came on to her, and she told me that
Speaker 13: he came on to her.
Speaker 10: It wasn't really like she came on to him type thing.
Speaker 13: And you know, again, we've had multiple conversations about this
Speaker 13: and you know, I love Brittany. You know, we've been
Speaker 13: together for five years. We're invested in this. I'm invested
Speaker 13: into her, and you know, I'm honest with her. So
Speaker 13: all I want to do is just have her be
Speaker 13: honest with me.
Speaker 1: Have you tried to catch her anyway on your own yet?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 13: So, like you know, I've tried to check your phone
Speaker 13: a couple of times, but like each time I do,
Speaker 13: like it goes into that like timeout thing and they
Speaker 13: hit the lock and so I'm not really.
Speaker 10: Able to look at anything.
Speaker 1: I've done that before, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And the thing is when I did it, I was
Speaker 2: on vacation with another couple, right, and so I was
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's fun, right because I suspect
Speaker 2: that someone was going on cycle because everybody's outside, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll try it right, And then I
Speaker 2: got it wrong and I was like, I know what
Speaker 2: it is. Also that was shady because she changed it
Speaker 2: because I used to know what it was, so she
Speaker 2: changed it and I was like, man, so I was
Speaker 2: guessing numbers that it could be and then it went
Speaker 2: in time out for like ten minutes, you know. So
Speaker 2: then I went back outside and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: and then the dude that was with us, the other
Speaker 2: couple that was with us, he went into the bathroom
Speaker 2: and then he came back out, and then at a
Speaker 2: different time, each of them went to the bathroom. The like, weird,
Speaker 2: my phone is locked, both of them, so I'm like,
Speaker 2: did both of us try to check their phones?
Speaker 1: That's amazing. All right, We'll see if we can figure
Speaker 1: out for you. Man.
Speaker 2: You already told us what grocery store she shops that,
Speaker 2: so we'll do the usual and we'll call her up,
Speaker 2: pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
Speaker 2: every single month to choose one Rewards Card member at
Speaker 2: random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 2: We'll say that she's this month's big winner, and we'll
Speaker 2: see if she sends a flower see you or to
Speaker 2: somebody else. Okay, all right, all right, man plaus, I'll
Speaker 2: come back and see if we can help you out
Speaker 2: with to Catch a Cheeter.
Speaker 7: Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the.
Speaker 2: Jubile Show, Gavin is on the phone today for to
Speaker 2: Catch a Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of
Speaker 2: five years, Brittany, might be cheating on him. So we're
Speaker 2: about to call her and see if we can catch her.
Speaker 2: But before we do that, Gavin, why do you refresh
Speaker 2: everybody's memory about what you think is going on?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 13: Yeah, so just real quick, you know, I've been with
Speaker 13: my girl for five years, and two years ago she
Speaker 13: cheated on me with my then best friend and roommate.
Speaker 13: And just the other day, like at the end of
Speaker 13: the day, I caught her like walking.
Speaker 10: Around in this shirt. And this was a shirt that
Speaker 10: I had actually.
Speaker 13: Given to that roommate, and so I was just wondering,
Speaker 13: like where she got it.
Speaker 10: And now I've got some suspicion.
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of shirt? It's not a regular T shirt, right,
Speaker 1: so this has got to be an obvious shirt.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean it has something funny written on it.
Speaker 13: You know, it's kind of like a gag gift type
Speaker 13: of thing. So you had definitely not mistaken it, got it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: Well, here we were about to call her from the
Speaker 2: grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and
Speaker 2: tell her that she's this month's big winner of thirty
Speaker 2: six long stem red roses to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 2: that she wants, and we'll see if she sends them
Speaker 2: to you or somebody else. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, is this Britney who's a rewards card member with Yes, Brittany,
Speaker 2: Please do not hang up. This is not a marketing call.
Speaker 2: I'm Cognolation of the year, this month's big winner. Congratulations. Yay,
Speaker 2: we're making some noise for you up here in the office. Congratulations. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for shopping with us. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: what did I win the flowers?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: I sign up for something like that?
Speaker 2: Well you did when you became a rewards card member
Speaker 2: with us? Yes, every single month. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you've seen the signage in the store. Every single month,
Speaker 2: we choose one rewards card member at random who we
Speaker 2: call up and say thank you very much for being
Speaker 2: such a loyal customer by giving them flowers to be
Speaker 2: delivered from our floor apartment. So you've won thirty six
Speaker 2: long stim red roses to be delivered to anybody that
Speaker 2: you want. It includes a box of candy and a card.
Speaker 8: Wow, I must have missed the signs. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's how this works. I can take the information
Speaker 2: down over the phone in just a matter of minute.
Speaker 2: If you already happen to know who you'd like to
Speaker 2: send them to.
Speaker 8: Okay, So I am sending flowers to.
Speaker 2: Someone, anybody that you want, as long as in the
Speaker 2: United States.
Speaker 8: Really, okay? Is it weird to send flowers to a guy?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 8: Not? All right? Okay, then, so I just give you
Speaker 8: their name, I guess.
Speaker 2: So I would just need the first in the last
Speaker 2: name of the person that you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 8: Sure, Jordan's.
Speaker 1: Great. And would you like to include a card with it?
Speaker 14: I mean you could just put something like won't you
Speaker 14: look so cute in your kitchen and like put like
Speaker 14: a little wink face or something that's silly.
Speaker 8: I think that sounds good.
Speaker 2: I think that's fun. Yeah, yeah, it might not be
Speaker 2: fun for Gavin. Who's your boyfriend who's on the phone though,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What Yeah, this is actually the jebil Show.
Speaker 2: My name is Jebil Hi, I'm Nina Hi, and I'm
Speaker 2: Victoria and this is a radio show. And your boyfriend
Speaker 2: Gavin is on the phone because he thought you might
Speaker 2: be cheating, And what does you'd send flowers to?
Speaker 10: Babe?
Speaker 8: What the oh? What is going on? I just don't understand.
Speaker 8: Did the lines get.
Speaker 10: Hello, No, the lines didn't get crossed, babe.
Speaker 13: I called to see what was going on, and now
Speaker 13: I've found out.
Speaker 8: I literally don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 13: Oh, you don't know what I'm what is going on
Speaker 13: right now?
Speaker 8: I am so confused.
Speaker 2: This is a radio show and we do a segment
Speaker 2: where we try to catch people cheating, and Gavin might
Speaker 2: be cheating. And you just sent flowers to some dude
Speaker 2: named Jordan.
Speaker 1: So who's Jordan?
Speaker 8: You know who jordanan? Yeah, I think we all know
Speaker 8: who Jordan is?
Speaker 1: What is Jordan the shirt? Can some just say?
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's my former roommate and the guy that cheated
Speaker 13: on you know that swept with my girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Oh, I mean I don't know what you want me
Speaker 8: to say?
Speaker 1: Well, why are you doing it again?
Speaker 8: I mean I'm not. I didn't say I was.
Speaker 10: Well then, why the hell did you have a shirt
Speaker 10: the other night?
Speaker 8: What shirt are you even talking about?
Speaker 13: You know, the shirt, the one that has the comedy
Speaker 13: gag on it. I mean, like, I don't understand. I
Speaker 13: gave him that share of years ago, and all of
Speaker 13: a sudden you just show up wearing it.
Speaker 14: Okay, I don't understand what the thing is with the shirt.
Speaker 14: I mean, I do the laundry. You don't do the laundry,
Speaker 14: so maybe you're just not paying attention.
Speaker 2: But you're also sending him flowers though. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: little gas lie, even more than the shirt. You're sending
Speaker 2: him flowers.
Speaker 13: Okay, and why why are you sending him flowers? How
Speaker 13: long had you two been talking?
Speaker 10: Listen?
Speaker 14: You know what, Gavin, this is really ridiculous because you know,
Speaker 14: when we had issues, you said you're not gonna work
Speaker 14: as much, You're gonna give me more attention, and then
Speaker 14: you didn't.
Speaker 8: Okay, so what do you think I would tend to do?
Speaker 14: Just sit home seven days a week alone, not go
Speaker 14: out at night, Just eat dinner alone when you're working late,
Speaker 14: and just do that forever.
Speaker 8: No, No, you made promises that you couldn't keep.
Speaker 10: I have needs.
Speaker 14: I don't want to be alone all the time. That's
Speaker 14: not what I'm looking for. And you know what, he
Speaker 14: gives me attention. Jordan gives me attention that you don't
Speaker 14: give me, and he makes me feel good, which you're
Speaker 14: too tired to do.
Speaker 1: That doesn't give you an excuse a cheat though? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wait, so are you like does he just talk to
Speaker 5: you and make you feel good, or does he touch
Speaker 5: you and make you feel good.
Speaker 14: I mean, there's time sent together, so there's a lot
Speaker 14: of feel good that's not.
Speaker 8: Happening in my relationship.
Speaker 5: So that is so wrong though, when you're in a relationship, I.
Speaker 8: Mean, he's actually in the relationship. So don't even give
Speaker 8: me this. You don't even know the story, you know what.
Speaker 10: That doesn't matter.
Speaker 13: I mean, it doesn't excuse the fact that you're cheating
Speaker 13: on me and that you that you're still in contact
Speaker 13: with them. I can't believe this, I really can't. I mean,
Speaker 13: after all we've been through together, you're gonna.
Speaker 10: Do this to me?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I think I'm done, you know, I think I'll
Speaker 14: get my step tonight.
Speaker 8: I'll be out.
Speaker 1: What this is pretty cold? Girl? What the heck?
Speaker 14: You guys don't know the whole story, so you need
Speaker 14: to think before you start judging me.
Speaker 1: It's not so much judgment.
Speaker 5: I just hear the attitude in the voice, and I
Speaker 5: just feel like when people care about each other, they
Speaker 5: just handle it a little different.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but sometimes you're just done and like this is
Speaker 14: a really crappy way to catch someone.
Speaker 1: You know and be all speaking now it's to be caught.
Speaker 1: That's what I think.
Speaker 8: Oh, bringing up. You guys are stuck anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can't say I disagree, you know, Hey, Gvin,
Speaker 2: I mean i'd be mad too.
Speaker 10: Damn yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you all right?
Speaker 10: Oh man? Uh, I don't know, Guys. I mean I
Speaker 10: gotta call some people and go grab some tequila.
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. The good news is
Speaker 1: you're not crazy. She does not sound nice to you,
Speaker 1: Gavin at all.
Speaker 10: No, man, And honestly, you guys, we would do things
Speaker 10: all the time.
Speaker 9: We go to movies once a week and everything, and yeah, you.
Speaker 10: Know, it's just never enough for her.
Speaker 2: So well, I've been in that situation with somebody who
Speaker 2: is never enough for a lot in my life. And
Speaker 2: I can tell you can find someone else who you
Speaker 2: will be enough for at some point.
Speaker 1: Thanks man, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 10: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Guys, All right, take care of man. Let us know
Speaker 1: if you need a thing.
Speaker 11: The jewel shows a cheater?
Speaker 1: Are you a good American? It's a jewel show.
Speaker 2: There are only two ways to find out if you
Speaker 2: really take advantage of all the freedoms this great country
Speaker 2: of ours has to offer. The first is by going
Speaker 2: to get your blood drawn and see if your cholesterol
Speaker 2: level is through the roof. And the other is to
Speaker 2: appreciate the iconic leaders who have run this fine country
Speaker 2: of ours. But since most Americans can't even tell you
Speaker 2: who the vice president is obvious the real difference makers
Speaker 2: in our country are the cartoon characters that we have.
Speaker 2: And that's why we're about to test your American knowledge
Speaker 2: with the game of who said it a president or
Speaker 2: a cartoon character? Since its president's stay and they do
Speaker 2: say surprisingly similar things.
Speaker 1: They really yes, you know, So here we go.
Speaker 2: It's time for who said it a president or a
Speaker 2: cartoon character?
Speaker 1: Only on the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2: First question, who said it a president or a cartoon character?
Speaker 2: The only way to get what you want in this
Speaker 2: world is through hard work.
Speaker 1: A president, yeah, I think when president.
Speaker 2: Also, I believe it would be a president as well.
Speaker 2: You're all saying a president that one. The answer is
Speaker 2: cartoon character is Tiana, the Princess and the Frog of
Speaker 2: the Princess and the Frog. Oh man, but you never know,
Speaker 2: it could have been Lincoln. But no, that was one
Speaker 2: of our fine cartoon characters.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank goodness for them.
Speaker 2: Who said it a president or a cartoon character. We
Speaker 2: must dare to be great, and we must realize that
Speaker 2: greatness is the fruit of toil and sacrifice and high courage.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a president or a cartoon character said
Speaker 2: those powerful words?
Speaker 5: I feel like now I should say cartoon character, cartoon character,
Speaker 5: picturing one that like goes to the moon or something.
Speaker 5: You know, I am going to say president again. That
Speaker 5: sounds like a presidential saying.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say cartoon character. I just don't know that
Speaker 6: presidents use words like toil.
Speaker 5: Really, I was saying a cartoon character couldn't say words
Speaker 5: like toy.
Speaker 2: Cartoon characters say toil more than a president, which is
Speaker 2: specifically say toil they do, yeah, trouble right, I definitely
Speaker 2: do that is actually a president that was yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: apparently basically like a live action action hero.
Speaker 5: So somebody wrote that for him and also probably rights
Speaker 5: for cartoon Exactly.
Speaker 2: It's President's Day, So we're playing a round of who
Speaker 2: said it? President or a cartoon character? Who uttered these
Speaker 2: powerful words? You must do the thing you think you
Speaker 2: cannot do a president or a cartoon character. President Nina
Speaker 2: says President, I am a cartoon character.
Speaker 1: I can see like lightning McQueen saying that.
Speaker 6: I can see Kennedy saying that, you know, you ask
Speaker 6: now what your country can do for you kind of vibes.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say president and specifically Kennedy. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: surprised by that, Brad.
Speaker 2: Was it a president or a cartoon character who said
Speaker 2: you must do the thing that you think you cannot do?
Speaker 2: The answer is a president. That's actually a president. It
Speaker 2: was Roosevelt. O. Here's another question, president or cartoon character
Speaker 2: who said it the road to success is always under construction.
Speaker 2: It was probably a president talking about how something was
Speaker 2: under construction.
Speaker 1: Hurry up the work on it.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm sorry, but the road to success
Speaker 2: is always under construction. Plus the government needs money and
Speaker 2: we're charging out to these people who do concrete. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, we're gouging them like crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, seeing the demisite we're trying to take care of. It.
Speaker 2: Was that a president or a cartoon character said the
Speaker 2: road to success is always under construction?
Speaker 1: Cartoon character? Nan, he's going cartoon character. I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to go with cartoon character. I can see happening
Speaker 1: in cars again.
Speaker 6: I'm going to say a president justifying the expense of construction.
Speaker 1: I'm with youble on that.
Speaker 2: The answer is Garfield. Ye, hold on, there was a
Speaker 2: president Garfield. Exactly which one was it? Which one was it?
Speaker 1: Cat? I think it's the president. Oh, come on, it's
Speaker 1: it's the.
Speaker 2: Cat's a cartoon character, Garfield. The cat said the road
Speaker 2: to success is always under construction.
Speaker 1: Goodness for Garfield.
Speaker 2: We're playing who said it? President or cartoon character? Who
Speaker 2: said these words? No matter how many times you save
Speaker 2: the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.
Speaker 1: Oh. I'm really thinking.
Speaker 5: Right now because I want to say a cartoon character,
Speaker 5: but I feel like it's kind of a president, like
Speaker 5: I'll fix it though.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, yeah, I'm gonna say president. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say president.
Speaker 6: Also president, I'm gonna say cartoon character, bugs, bunny space
Speaker 6: jam vibes.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's mister incredible. Oh, really, something incredible. It's not
Speaker 2: one of the presidents that think sidna, it's actually the
Speaker 2: cartoon character said that. And here's the last question, president
Speaker 2: or cartoon character? Who said these powerful American words? Leadership
Speaker 2: means dropping the I for we was that a president
Speaker 2: or a cartoon character?
Speaker 1: Leadership?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say president. It should be something a president
Speaker 5: would say, which means it's probably a cartoon character.
Speaker 1: Okay, logic, let's see.
Speaker 2: I say, President, President, I say Carteria cartoon character.
Speaker 1: That was actually Raffiki. It was actually Dwight the Eye
Speaker 1: and House Jewbles.
Speaker 8: Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
Speaker 1: sure do, sweet, what is it?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 16: So back in the day, my uncle he wasn't that
Speaker 16: nice to my cousin and my aunt, and we were
Speaker 16: kind of going through it one day and making drinks
Speaker 16: at his house. So I was making drinks in the
Speaker 16: kitchen and kind of dropped the whole package in there
Speaker 16: and kind of stirred up his drink form and brought
Speaker 16: a cran on the rocks package of what oh the
Speaker 16: package you know?
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, I'm going to be And that does not
Speaker 5: what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was like a laxatives. Yeah what you say. I'm
Speaker 1: honest with you. When you started this, I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna kill him. I thought for sure you were
Speaker 1: confessing murder here.
Speaker 16: Oh no, I had a couple better ideas than that.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
Speaker 2: little secret.
Speaker 1: Did you ever find out all? Take care?
Speaker 10: Did he find he never found out.
Speaker 1: How many times did you drop a package in his drinks? Oh?
Speaker 16: I just needed just one, one and one a little
Speaker 16: stirt and.
Speaker 2: That's all you needed. All right, thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that. I have a good day man.
Speaker 10: You as well.
Speaker 16: Thank you guys.
Speaker 10: Alright, bye?
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up? Is the jubil shows? Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: You have one?
Speaker 9: So I don't know if this.
Speaker 14: Honestly, I feel so guilty about this, and I'm glad
Speaker 14: I have an outlet.
Speaker 1: We're glad to be an outlet for you.
Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: I mean it's kind of silly, but and looking back now,
Speaker 7: she's not going to care.
Speaker 12: But I used to steal dummies from my grandma.
Speaker 9: And I'm not talking about free.
Speaker 5: Gummy right right, Okay, Grammy can sound with the gummies.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 9: I'm talking thousand milligrooms at a time.
Speaker 1: Oh, how grandma was? I mean a great time.
Speaker 2: And does she know well, no, of course, if she's
Speaker 2: got those gummies, she doesn't know that they're missing.
Speaker 11: Well, I mean she.
Speaker 9: Kind of knows. But I was like fourteen, fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: Whoa holy goal? How did you exist? After taking one
Speaker 1: of those? At that age, I'd.
Speaker 9: Already kind of and I would cut them in halftime.
Speaker 9: Can take a whole one.
Speaker 5: You know what, if anybody asks, you're still good at math.
Speaker 5: You understood that. H Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think she'd be cool with it now because she
Speaker 9: usually comes to me. We're good now.
Speaker 2: What an experience share with grandma, And thank you for
Speaker 2: telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 9: I'm hoping it was a good one.
Speaker 1: It was all right. Bye. What's your dirty little secret?