WEBVTT - "The Angry Expert" with Rosebud Baker 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.320 Hey guys, welcome to the Unofficial Expert podcast. We love 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:06.680 our followers and our fans. If you can do us 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:09.600 a favor, if you have an iPhone, if you can 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:13.600 subscribe on Apple Podcasts to the Unofficial Expert, it would 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.720 be amazing and rate and review it really really helps. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:17.759 We love you guys so much. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.880 Thanks forever. 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:28.480 Oh hi guys, hello in Sydney, Washington. We haven't set 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:30.080 our names up top in a minute. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.720 I know, I was caught off guard. I didn't know 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:32.680 that we were recording. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.239 I was just running my mouth about how loud it 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.400 is in the studio. Okay, I could have stayed home 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:38.319 for this, I mean we could. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.159 We could cut that out. Now, leave that in there. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:40.839 Please leave it in. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.080 Leave it until people are in the moment and they 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:43.599 know like. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.320 They're here with us. It's not sound proof obviously. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.800 Hey guys, shout out to everybody who's still listening, because honestly, 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:51.159 who are you. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:55.440 We really really appreciate your support. Really, you're doing a 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:56.520 lot for the community. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.120 Somebody who listens to the podcast came to see me 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:02.680 before on Monday and uh got. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.760 Me some fries. So really, I'm just grateful for that. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.600 Yes, anytime I'm out and you guys come see me, 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.520 please feed me because a lot of y'all have come 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.119 out to see me and then you just you hug 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.479 me in your leave and who wants that? I mean, 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.840 not enough, it's disrespectful. I mean, if you met Beyonce, 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.240 wouldn't you take Beionce to lunch? 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:24.160 And you definitely should take her out because it's her birthday, 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.959 My birthday. 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:31.000 September twenty third, So uh, Sydney, Planda's a prize party 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:35.520 for me at the studio. There are bird and ernie hats. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.759 They're Sessame street hats. Yes there What are these things that. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:39.240 You blow into? 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.039 It was supposed to be a little little whistle things, 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:46.600 but obviously there's a there's no whistle city sucks. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.000 I walked in. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:48.880 It looked like you had a capri son straw and 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:53.000 you know she's still drinking that hood juice. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:53.400 No. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.040 Yes, So we have cake and ice cream and I 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.240 just want my friend the thickest for her birthday. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.640 Thank you so much for her to get me thick. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.240 Oh, that truly greatest gift that you can give me, 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.400 trying to do it like fifteen pounds. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:06.800 Just eat the whole damn cake. 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.240 You know what, eat the cake anime? Yes, and I'm 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:12.120 gonna do what I can with my mouth. Yes, So 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.200 give her presents. Venmo her, what's your vemo? 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:19.120 It's Marie Foston. Yes, if you know how to spell, if. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:22.239 You know how to spell, if you know how to spell, 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:22.839 I'll take your money. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:24.919 If you know how to spell, Marie spelled M A 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:28.040 R I E. Because people keep spelling it with a 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.280 y oh or they spell it the right way, and 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.080 they call me Mary, which we all know is a 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:33.840 fat white lady. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:34.440 Please stop. 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.880 Do we know skinny black girl's name Mary? 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:38.440 No? 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.320 Actually I don't. 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.120 I feel like if it's a white woman named married, 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.920 she's fat, and if it's a black girl named married, 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.600 she can't read. So neither of those things. So I'm 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.720 skinny and I can read. So it's just Marie. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.600 We just lost thirty listeners from that. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.520 I don't know fat white women listen to this, and 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:56.200 don't know illiterate people listen to this. It's a bunch 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:59.400 of skinny gays that are well read. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.720 Marie. It's her birthday, so please excuse her. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.520 No, you know you was getting this, okay. Also, Also, 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.880 if you see her in the subway. Please swipe her, 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:08.880 give her a slag. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.000 My card is unlimited for the month. It's fine. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.960 I paid one hundred and twenty one dollars for this card. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.640 That it should not be that much. But you know, 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.079 says Sis the voice. What's going on? 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.639 Oh my god, do you hear it? 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:21.120 It's gone. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:22.280 It's around that time. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.079 It's around that time where I lose my voice again, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:26.120 that bronchitis. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:27.200 Thank you so much. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.720 Time for like, you know, like a sexy birthday terenade 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:31.800 at my party tomorrow. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.640 I'm excited about it. Oh my god, happy birthday. 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.400 Wow, Tony Braxton sounds great. 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:42.440 I think you so much. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.360 Yes, if Tony Braxton had bronchitis, if Tony Braxton had 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.440 seventeen more dollars, she would sound like me, because you 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:49.880 know she bankrupt. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.480 Sydney. What's going on with you? You still out the 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:53.240 brass knuckles on? 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:57.400 I do? Okay, I do? And we're doing sunglasses inside? 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:01.080 Yes, okay, I saw, I guess and she looked at 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.120 me like, are you all right? 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:03.680 I was like, let me put my sun glasses on. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:04.960 You've been you've been crying. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:08.160 You want to talk about it? We got some glasses on. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:09.280 No, definitely not. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.160 But what's wrong with your eyes? 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:11.600 Uh? 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:16.040 You know you just have late nights. I have allergies. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:17.120 You got pink eye? 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:17.799 Gross? 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.440 You are a grown ass women and you don't have 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:19.880 a child. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:23.440 I got glackoma and cataracts in my eyes. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:26.839 You forgot your lashes? Anyone? Yes? 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.159 You know when the glue gets in the like center, 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.640 you're like, no, no, that's gross. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.400 Yes, well your hair looks great. 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:39.160 Thank you fix the edges because you know, when we're 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.839 in Vegas staying at the. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:45.080 Blank blank, I had that blank. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:46.920 Dust all up and through my scalp, so I had 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.000 to just get it out. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.599 You know, you just shampoo and condition your scalp. 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:52.840 I could do that, but I also could be like, listen, 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.960 I just need to take some of this blank remnants 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:56.680 out of my buck. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.880 And you're saying blank. People don't think that we stayed 0:04:58.880 --> 0:04:59.440 in the motels. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:05.920 My Basically, we were doing Miami style, yo, yo, were 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:09.360 living in Miami. I like staying in nice places when 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.080 I travel, I feel like I should be somewhere cute. Yes, 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.960 and uh, you know, like what if I meet somebody 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.520 when I'm on a trip and I want to bring them. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.240 Back to the room. Has that ever happened? 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:18.560 No? 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.800 It what if it's about. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.880 Yeah, I've never brought anybody back to the hotel that 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:32.520 wasn't that their card wasn't already on the hotel room anyway. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:33.120 For incidental. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.680 Yes, Listen, when you got to hotels and they asked 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.560 for your card for incidental, you'd be like, actually, I. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.040 Mean they were supposed to be taken care of all 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:42.880 of it. Yeah, can you just put it on the 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.920 card that booked through? And they're like, no, I need 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.240 a car here. Oh, Sis, I ain't got it. They 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.680 were like, Sis, you got me in the lobby for 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:49.360 a minute. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.800 For incidental. It's like, well, what you mean, nothing gonna happen, 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:54.880 give me, give me my car back. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:06:01.640 And you talk about your expertise first, let's okay, sure 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:02.880 my expertise. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.600 This week I feel like I was an expert at 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:08.200 being patient. Yeah, which is that you know, that's not 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:11.040 that ain't me. It's not my truth, that's not my ministry. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.480 And so last week Sydney and I went to a 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.480 restaurant with somebody from Eater. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.400 Yes, which is like, I guess a big deal. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.919 It is to like he took us to like a 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.400 restaurant that we couldn't afford so that we can then 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.160 go back to the Eater studios and like record like 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:28.400 a podcast about food. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.039 And so we went. We got Sydney or her lobster. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:31.400 It was crazy. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.880 She didn't eat the lobster. She rude, it's so bad. Well, 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:34.960 we told you was gonna be bad. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.200 And then as a Haitian woman, you were like. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.839 You're going to just wait because all this food, because lobsters, 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.200 it's so much work. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:42.040 It is for like. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:45.680 Very little payoff, right like, and they didn't give us 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:46.360 no garlic butter. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.320 So he was like, they treat me better as I'm 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:50.039 just letting you know. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.040 They give me. They give me the sauce. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:57.400 You're eating, well, you're eating imitation lobster with the swool. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.960 It's showy, is good, you know, like that that white 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.520 and pink fake crab meat that people think of. 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:06.159 People swear its crab. It's so fucking good. It tastes 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:07.680 like I don't know, it really. 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.480 Tastes like a diabetes and high blood prushure. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.760 It gives me, it gives me good. I don't know, 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.160 it's just it's so good for me. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.560 No, it's bad for you. That's why your eyes look 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:15.720 like that. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:19.640 Shut up and so uh so we went back to 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.560 the studio to record the podcast, and I was. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.440 Like, Oh, it's gonna be so funny. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.880 We're gonna have a good time blah. And I was 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.960 trying to crack jokes the entire time and Sidney was. 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.800 Being so serious. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.680 I was it was not fun for me. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:35.920 I was like talking about like dicks and like pain, 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:37.120 which but like it was stuff. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:38.600 I was talking about stuff that I don't even normally 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:39.040 talk about. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.360 And Sidney was like the ambiyonds of the restaurant, and 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:43.640 I was like, oh my god, this is gonna be 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:44.120 so bad. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:46.320 It's gonna be awful. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.920 She was like the food was delicious, and I was 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.240 like what, Like, oh my god, I was like, and 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.520 she like gave it like a real restaurant review, which 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.960 is not what they wanted, right, They wanted us to 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.360 just like he's heard the podcast before. He was like, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.080 you guys, yell are rude, yell, are funny? 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:02.880 Just talk about food. 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.240 Yes, I'm feuedal beforehand. If it comes up, it comes up. 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.440 And Sydney was like, so by the book that I 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.920 was like, I was like annoyed and I was gonna 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:10.600 call you about it this. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.960 Weekend, and okay, I was like, so we're just gonna 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.880 handle it on the on the podcast, wait for my expertise. 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:18.080 You hear me talking. 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.600 Yeah, But when we were leaving, the dude was a 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.640 little bit like, oh no, man, I don't know what 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.360 this podcact because he didn't seem like he thought it 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.880 was that funny either. And so then the episode came 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.240 out and he said it was great, and he said 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.520 his editor, the editor in chief, had eater left it. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:35.640 And then I started to listening to it this morning 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.360 and it was cool, and I was like, Okay, well, 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.280 see I exercised patience and didn't yell at Sydney on 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:44.360 the podcast or shape her this weekend because I knew 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.679 she was working, you know, and it came out fine. 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.360 So you see, this is that's why I'm an expert 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:51.880 being pai chill. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:52.720 That was great. 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.080 Thank you, So let's clap but everybody in the studio 0:08:55.160 --> 0:09:01.839 clapping up for Marie bitch ass for having Yeah. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:04.280 Okay, Sidney, what were you an expert in this week? Hmmm? 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:05.480 I don't know. 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.920 I'm just are you stunned? Are you flabraed? 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:14.840 I'm I'm struggling this week, and uh, you know, it happens, 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:19.839 and so I sometimes forget that, Like when I'm struggling, 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:22.440 I'm I get I make it about me, and I 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.240 get like in my head and I'm not thinking about 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:28.240 other people. And so I remember the friend is going 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.440 through it as well. So I called that friend and 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.400 I hadn't called her in a while, and I actually 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.440 just listened to what she was going through, right, And 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.280 I was like, I have to do better with even 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.840 if I'm having a hard time, I have to listen 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.120 to other people because you might can get something from 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:48.480 like what they're yes, and it was it was good. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.960 I was glad that I was able to you know, 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:56.520 call and FaceTime and this yeah and see the tears 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:57.880 like in three D oh. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:00.400 Three D yeah MX tiers mm hmm. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.560 So I guess I was an expert in you know, 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:06.320 being there. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.559 Being good people this week. Honestly and truly, you. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.440 Gotta be there even when you can't be there for yourself. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:16.400 Sometimes it helps you get out of whatever you're fucking 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.840 dealing with. Yeah, I mean, because sometimes it makes you 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.800 step outside of your situation to just be like, oh, 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.800 I mean, I guess it could be worse or I mean, 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.200 I'm doing bad, but I'm not doing that bad, right, 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.320 So then I talked to her and I was like, oh, 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:33.439 you ain't doing that bad? Oh or your well then 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:37.400 sometimes like sometimes also it's a it's cool, not cool, 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.959 but it's good to hear what other people are struggling 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.079 with because maybe even if their problems aren't as big 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:44.160 as yours, you could be like, yeah. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.800 But I'm not that petty, like you know what I mean. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.280 Like sometimes it makes you feel good because you can 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:49.720 like think worse about your friends. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.640 Absolutely, maybe that's just me my patient skills. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:58.240 Speaking of skills, I guess today is somebody that I 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:00.760 really enjoy and I think that y'all are don't like 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.320 her because she tells it like it is. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:03.400 Also Sydney. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.719 She's very Maria Jason, thank you so much. 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.520 Yeah, which is why I think I like this person. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:07.880 Huh. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.679 Also she's funny, so funny she was. She went to 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.120 Just for Laughs this this summer in Montreal. Big deal, 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.400 big deal, same thing that Marie went to Nick Faces. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:21.920 And she also has a podcasts. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:27.160 Two Less Lonely Girls justin Bieber based justin bieber Bays 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:29.800 podcast that is incredible. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.480 I haven't heard it, but if I heard great things 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:37.880 about it, give it up for Rosebud Baker angry experts. 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.720 Okay, first of all, it's it is about Justin Bieber, 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.680 but we stalk Justin Bieber. Okay, it's not like this 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.880 podcast about I just need to clear that up right away. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:52.720 Okay, you feel like that was the flaw in it? Listen, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:58.520 listen up. I will fucking defend Justin Bieber to the death. 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.720 Okay, well, defend his current look his hair, and I. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.520 Can't you know what, I can't defend that exactly. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:05.960 But here's the thing. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.120 He has been famous since he was like eight years old. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.840 Maybe he is looking like a piece of shit so 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.559 that he can blend in. 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.080 No, dude, we know the fact that you're able to 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:24.160 stalk him. You stopped him even though he looks homeless. Yeah, 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.000 that means he stands out even amongst the homeless folks. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:27.400 He does. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.640 You can't hide money, he knows, like a young kid Rock, 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:31.680 you can't hide money. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.880 My name is dude, Biber. I don't even I've never 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:35.800 even heard kid Rock. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:37.600 I used to watch t RL. 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:41.080 I literally never did Rose by your eyebrows. I know 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:42.600 the kid. 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:47.360 In my life, never in my life. Okay, First of all, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.200 I didn't know I was coming on here to get roasted. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:50.760 Oh, I don't know why you didn't think that you 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:51.959 didn't know what you were coming. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.560 Second second, I just need a little piece of butter 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:55.400 cake to feel. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.520 The ice cream because I don't want it to melt 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:02.960 in this warm studio. So, uh, roast, We don't call 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.440 you roast bud because you be roasting people too, I do, 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:06.880 which I like I do. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.640 And also you've done like roast battles here in the city. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.280 How so a ROAs is so done with those right? 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.640 Listen a roast battle when they put two comics against 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:16.360 each other and they have like, what is it like 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.680 a minute to say as many jokes as possible. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:19.760 To each other. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.000 Yeah, you just go back and forth with jokes, just 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.880 like joking about like the most horrible shit that's ever 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:24.280 happened to you. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.960 It's a very formal roast. It it is a very 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:27.640 formal roast. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:31.120 You sit down and you think about these jokes about 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.960 something like the worst thing possible you can think of someone, 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.280 you write a well crafted joke about it. 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:37.920 Sometimes it's not well crafted. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.880 Sometimes it is just mean, yeah, that's the problem with those, 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:46.920 Well that's the problem with unfunny people. But this is 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.680 it's like, if you have it's not the problem. The 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.560 problem is not with the roast. The problem is that 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.760 not everyone is good at it. And so if you 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.720 have a joke that you think is gonna crush, like, 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.960 you better be positive it's gonna crush, because if it doesn't, 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.200 it just comes off me. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.360 So it has to be funnier than it is me because. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:07.120 You'll be talking about people family members dying and people's 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:10.560 mothers beating them, and people got aids when they really 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:11.240 do have aids. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:14.360 It's like crazy, they all roast each other. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.080 You're really saying stuff that you know about the other 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.720 persons really getting this information. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.600 I don't know a lot of people. I just ask them, 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:22.920 you know, I'll be like, what I. 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.160 Think I would tell you about my harp girl by 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.240 but like you can it doesn't have to be the 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.080 worship that's ever happened to them. Like I'll be like, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.840 what is it that you're comfortable with me writing jokes about. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.280 I'll be like, none of it, nothing, none of it. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:36.520 I'm gonna punch you for them. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.440 I'm a wait outside but that's why you wouldn't sign 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:40.000 up for it. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.040 You know, like the people that sign up for this 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.800 are willing to go for it. I'm selfe. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.280 They have asked me and Sydney to roast each other 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:49.240 many times. 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.040 And I'm sure I said, I don't need to. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:52.200 Have a negativity in my life. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:52.880 We really don't. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:54.800 We see each other enough. We don't need to be 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.280 roasting each other. The white people we don't know. You 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.280 guys can see Sidney. None of my business, you guys. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.320 I have seen the roasts. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.040 I know for a fact that you guys have seen 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:08.520 certain roasts that I've done that you immediately texted me about. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:09.800 I don't even like. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.920 This is the greatest moment of my life. So I 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:13.920 know that you can enjoy it as long as you're 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:14.440 not doing it. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:15.680 And I don't enjoy them. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:19.040 Yeah, if somebody that I don't like is getting thoroughly roasted, 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:23.080 it's beautiful. Wait, what was one of the jokes that 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:24.880 that you I can't. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.440 I can't if I don't remember them. If oh, I remember, 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:31.480 I remember a couple of them. When we had the video, 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.120 we were like, run that bag. We were in an 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.760 overpool listening at full value can we plut this into 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.880 the Yeah, it's. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.240 So loud, so messy, Marie, It's good. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.840 It was fun. It was a fun one. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:44.280 Yeah. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.960 But is that how you channel some of your anger? Yes, battles? 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.360 Yeah, I think for I think that was one of 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.600 the ways that I realized I was so angry is 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.240 I was like, Oh, it's a lot easier for me 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.600 to write jokes when I'm angry about something. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.880 Now, what does a young, well to do white woman 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:00.840 have to be angry about? 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.280 Because you well to do. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.640 Well, did you look like you had a racketball club 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:08.440 membership or something like? 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:09.720 I really do? I really? 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.680 Do you look like you shop at I don't know rag? 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.960 Yeah, you know, it's uh, it's I don't know. I 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.600 don't know what I have to be angry about. 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.560 When I really like focusing on it, I'm like, I 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.920 don't have that much to be angry about. But you 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.200 don't have to have something to be angry about to 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:28.360 just be angry, Like, you could just be an angry person, 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.000