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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you guys

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Speaker 1: remember the great toilet paper shortage of twenty twenty right

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Speaker 1: after COVID first hit.

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Speaker 2: Dam we had to learn to use your hand.

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Speaker 3: No, I just stole it from work.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those were scary times in the studio clearly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, what door handle did I touch that?

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Speaker 1: Then a couple of years later, spicy food lovers freaked

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Speaker 1: out over the great sarracha shortage of twenty twenty two. Hey, Jeb,

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Speaker 1: but this new one is gonna rock Brook to her core.

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Speaker 3: No, not if you say if you say wine or chocolate.

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Speaker 2: She's triggered already. Brook. It's even worse because right now

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Speaker 2: a new study found America has a shortage of cousins.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means, So books, less datable singles

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Speaker 1: out there for her to swipe.

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Speaker 2: B it's gonna be like cheese or something. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: be okay, just hold her hands a point. I cannot

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Speaker 2: believe you just said that, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's true. The study found millennial parents just aren't

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Speaker 1: having as many kids as the older generations were before them.

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Speaker 1: So now there's just less cousins and relatives it.

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Speaker 2: Is so bizarre to interest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, but the idea is going viral right

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Speaker 1: now because of a TikTok where a female millennial talked

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Speaker 1: about the problem and she says, back when she and

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Speaker 1: all her friends were growing up, there were countless cousins

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Speaker 1: around all the time at every family event that she

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Speaker 1: went to.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you were excited to see your cousins. It was

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Speaker 2: like a party.

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Speaker 1: Now though, her children only have two total cousins on

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Speaker 1: one side, three on the other. That's it for her

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Speaker 1: entire family. I have like six. Okay, Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: really different now. And now that the great cousin shortage

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Speaker 1: has officially hit the US, brooks love life will never

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Speaker 1: be the same. Man.

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Speaker 2: I've never dated a cousin.

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Speaker 3: She only has four.

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Speaker 2: That is so gross. No, I have like twelve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, maybe brook will find comfort though,

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Speaker 1: when we get to the shock collar question of the

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Speaker 1: day with our digital producer Jake, take it away, famous cousins.

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Speaker 2: Jake, you know, not for me. Today though, we celebrate

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Speaker 2: the birthday of a.

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Speaker 3: Late night television legend, Jay Leno.

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Speaker 2: You heard about this, really that was a good Jay

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Speaker 2: My monologue.

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Speaker 3: He was the man who delivered singers on the Tonight

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Speaker 3: Show for seventeen straight years and gave his chin its

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Speaker 3: own personal ZIP code.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if he was like he's alive right today, his

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Speaker 2: chin would have an Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, wait a second, there's another famous jay

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Speaker 3: who also lights his cake and candles. Today, I'm talking

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Speaker 3: about the one, the only violent j the face painted

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Speaker 3: front man from Insane Clown Posse. Yeah, okay, that's why today,

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Speaker 3: in honor of these two iconic jays, we're gonna do

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Speaker 3: a special who Said It? Edition of twenty You're so

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Speaker 3: loving you want to pass hour? Yeah, you guys say

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Speaker 3: number one through twenty. I'll give you a memorable quote.

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Speaker 3: You just have to tell me was it said by

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Speaker 3: Jay Leno or violent.

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Speaker 2: J Oh, that's gonna be hard.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who's Insane Clown Posse is

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Speaker 3: what she calls the group of guys in her list

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Speaker 3: of unread Instagram dms. That's Alexis twelve, Number twelve. Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Your famous j quote is don't forget about Mother's Day

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Speaker 3: or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's third

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Speaker 3: wife Day? Did j leto say that? Or violent JA?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So I'm going show host or a clown clo wrestler.

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Speaker 2: They're like, he's like a poet of the dark world.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, that.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't really poetic what Jake just said. Okay, j Lele says.

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Speaker 3: Jay Leno's got a handle on this game. So I

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Speaker 3: was j Leno Brook, it's your turm.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll go number seven seven Brook.

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Speaker 3: Your famous J quote is I don't need therapy. I

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Speaker 3: got a haunted house in my head and every room's

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Speaker 3: got a disco bomb. Use that violent Ja or Jay Leno.

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Speaker 3: I don't consider myself a total juggalo, but show violent

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Speaker 3: Jow surprisingly nailed that.

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Speaker 1: I know len Head he went through like a depressive

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Speaker 1: era for like three seasons Leno did, so it was close.

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Speaker 2: May have been a shared quote, probably Jose.

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Speaker 3: Seven and twelve are off the board.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go eight.

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Speaker 3: Your famous J quote is my heart's like a pinata

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Speaker 3: at a funeral, feat up full of candy and nobody knows.

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Speaker 2: What to do with it.

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Speaker 3: Is that violent Jay or j Leno?

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Speaker 2: I mean, all I can think about with Jay Leno

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Speaker 2: is his monologues.

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Speaker 3: And I used to you know, watch that.

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Speaker 1: I used to remember the jokes and like a good

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Speaker 1: writing or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Are you really struggling with this one? I cannot imagine

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Speaker 3: him working this into okay, so I gotta go with

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Speaker 3: violent j is violent Jay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you guys are getting incredible Jeffrey. Let's

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Speaker 3: see if you can continue the streak.

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Speaker 2: Number three, Jeffrey, your.

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Speaker 3: Famous J quote is the crime problem in New York

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Speaker 3: is getting really serious. The other day the statue of

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Speaker 3: Liberty had both hands up. Is that violent JA or

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Speaker 3: jay Leno?

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Speaker 1: Well, it could have been a violent J quote from

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Speaker 1: one of his songs, like get your hands up, like

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Speaker 1: at your liberty.

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Speaker 2: You're a real juggalo.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna have to play it safe on this

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Speaker 1: one and say, jeff he's probably a Jay Leno.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna do too good on this JA.

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Speaker 3: Right. I don't know how I thought you guys would

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Speaker 3: get some of these wrong. Alexis three, seven, eight, and

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Speaker 3: twelve five. All right, Let's see if I can tricker here.

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Speaker 3: Alex I asked the devil for a sign, and he

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Speaker 3: sent me a chuck E cheese receipt from two thousand

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Speaker 3: and six, which honestly explains a lot. Is that TV

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Speaker 3: late night host Jay Leno or violent rapper Violent J.

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Speaker 2: I just I need to hear this in a song,

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Speaker 2: like I need to hear.

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Speaker 1: This.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, some say cloud next running playlist?

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Speaker 2: Oh, can we play it next? Can we play I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna go.

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember his name, Violent J. Violent J.

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Speaker 3: She says, Violent Jay. Bill shocked.

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Speaker 2: All right, Brook, I'll make you a deal.

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Speaker 3: You get this one right. I'll take the shot, and

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Speaker 3: you get it wrong. You have to get shot the

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Speaker 3: number one. Oh, I got you on this one. They

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Speaker 3: said laughter is the best medicine. So I laughed at

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Speaker 3: the apocalypse and now I'm patient zero with a balloon animal?

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Speaker 3: Is that renowned comedian and par collector j Leno or

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Speaker 3: former professional wrestler Violent J.

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Speaker 2: These are all zingers.

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Speaker 1: We are cracking up by so hard.

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Speaker 3: I actually didn't even hear the end.

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Speaker 2: Of that quote. I think I'm gonna stick with.

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Speaker 3: Violent J'm sure. I'm pretty sure. Double locking it in.

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Speaker 3: Triple locking it in, said Violent J. The shot. I'm

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Speaker 3: blown away by this. I underestimated all of you. I

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Speaker 3: have lost today's edition of plenty of.

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Speaker 1: That means Jake is getting shocked, and since there are

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Speaker 1: no insane clown posse songs that we could.

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Speaker 2: Legally sing on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Instead, someone texted a Empire state of Mind by Jay.

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Speaker 2: Z in New York, Dreams of Maid. Happy birthday to

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Speaker 2: all the Jay's out there. We got a phone job

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Speaker 2: coming up for you right after this, Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning