Speaker 1: Hello, Hi there.
Speaker 2: Holy shit?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 2: I'm bug? Is this? Is this the gecko?
Speaker 1: This is the gecko? What's up? Bug? Just a just
Speaker 1: a bug and a gecko. Hey, be careful or I'll
Speaker 1: eat you.
Speaker 2: Ha. No, don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 1: So Bug, what's going on with you?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Would you want to talk about today?
Speaker 2: I'm this is kind of crazy. I don't know if
Speaker 2: this is all that relatable. But I don't really feel
Speaker 2: like a person, you know, sometimes I just want to
Speaker 2: be like, uh, the dog is that real? Is that
Speaker 2: a real thing people experience?
Speaker 1: Well, you're real and you're experiencing it, so.
Speaker 2: Yes, type ship that's true?
Speaker 1: Actually all right, so you feel like you might be
Speaker 1: a du here's the thing I've and I know people
Speaker 1: are gonna want to make this into like a weird
Speaker 1: furry sex thing because that's just but no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know. I've also
Speaker 1: thought about I've thought about this multiple times. This is
Speaker 1: You're not alone in this. I've looked at dogs. That's
Speaker 1: a funny thing to say confidently, like it's like you're
Speaker 1: something you're bragging about. I've looked at dogs, many dogs,
Speaker 1: and I noticed that. You know, I think people are
Speaker 1: happiest when they're like in the moment, you know, because
Speaker 1: if you're depressed, you're like thinking about I mean, you
Speaker 1: might be depressed thinking about the future or the past.
Speaker 1: And if you're anxious, you're thinking about the future. But
Speaker 1: like if you're really like happy, it's when you're doing
Speaker 1: you're really present. And dogs are like the most their
Speaker 1: brains like are so they're so stupid that they can't
Speaker 1: even the future or the past. They just are are.
Speaker 1: So they're so stupid they can only be exactly where
Speaker 1: they are and that's why they're always Also, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like puppies literally just get to be like told they're
Speaker 2: doing a good job every day for like just sitting down.
Speaker 2: That sounds so easy. Yeah, they can like piss outside
Speaker 2: and be, oh shit, good job, bro. Like what, I
Speaker 2: gotta get up at seven am and go to class.
Speaker 2: I gotta write a paper why no, being a dog
Speaker 2: is being That sounds so much easier.
Speaker 1: All right, But here's the thing, and I'll put it
Speaker 1: to you. I'll put it to you like this. Actually,
Speaker 1: I was debating with my friend the other day about
Speaker 1: whether or not it would be easier, like whether or
Speaker 1: not it would be easier to be dead. I think
Speaker 1: I talked about this on the podcast too, whether or
Speaker 1: not to be easier to be dead, And this is
Speaker 1: kind of feels like a similar argument it'd be easier
Speaker 1: to be a dog. But I think ultimately it's probably
Speaker 1: more rewarding to be a human being. You have access
Speaker 1: to a greater breadth of life experience as a human
Speaker 1: than as a dog. Do you not agree with that?
Speaker 2: Sometimes? But I guess I don't really go out much.
Speaker 2: I'm kinda I'm kind of a homebody. I sort of
Speaker 2: just smoke lead and play video games. So I'm enjoying.
Speaker 2: Am I enjoying my experience?
Speaker 1: And are you experience?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still doing it, so I guess so.
Speaker 2: But like, I feel like there's got to be more, right?
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 2: I'm twenty?
Speaker 1: What more do you desire for there to be?
Speaker 2: I don't even like anything? What the fuck? What more could? Like?
Speaker 2: Don't people? Don't people fall in love at some point? Like?
Speaker 2: Isn't there stuff to do? I ain't never had no job.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty years old. I never had a job. That's crazy,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's very funny to me that when I asked
Speaker 1: you what more there is to life? You said all
Speaker 1: things that are human things, right.
Speaker 2: Like dogs?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah yeah, but you're talking about like romance,
Speaker 1: You're talking about like romantic love. I assume you're talking
Speaker 1: about romantic love. I don't think dogs feel romantic love.
Speaker 1: They feel like familial love, and they certainly get very
Speaker 1: horny and they fuck each other, but they I don't
Speaker 1: think that they like like that. Like no dog has ever, like,
Speaker 1: you know, written a poem about a woman that he's
Speaker 1: in love with, you know, like dog. I don't think
Speaker 1: dogs experience of that kind of love. They just get horny.
Speaker 1: And a lot of humans as well also have not
Speaker 1: experienced that kind of love and also just get horny.
Speaker 1: But that feels like a human thing. And then jobs,
Speaker 1: Some dogs have jobs, but most don't. So the things
Speaker 1: that you're talking about wanting more out of your life
Speaker 1: are they're human things right right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Dogs can't even smoke weed and play video games. So
Speaker 1: your life experience would be if you think you're not
Speaker 1: getting enough out of life right now, if you're sitting
Speaker 1: here going is this all there is? I mean, if
Speaker 1: you're a dog, imagine all the things that you're doing
Speaker 1: right now. Imagine all the things you're doing right now,
Speaker 1: being like is this all there is? And then you know,
Speaker 1: get rid of at least twelve of them and you
Speaker 1: probably have like five things as a dog you can
Speaker 1: you can do like five things.
Speaker 2: That's actually I never thought about that like that. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to do. Wow. Actually, thank you you
Speaker 2: opened my eyes to a lot of shit today.
Speaker 1: So think about it like this. Everything that you're doing,
Speaker 1: smoking weed, playing video games, having a conversation with me
Speaker 1: right now, going on Reddit and looking at bugs and shit,
Speaker 1: all those things, those are all everything. Everything you are.
Speaker 1: You're on Reddit, everything that you're doing is don't lie
Speaker 1: and say you're not on ready, you're a redular. Everything
Speaker 1: that you're doing is an amazing thing. Outside of that,
Speaker 1: like a like to a dog, all the like, like
Speaker 1: you're fantasizing about this like human life that doesn't exist
Speaker 1: where you go like Walter Midi mode and you're, you know,
Speaker 1: living the all these crazy experiences. But to a dog,
Speaker 1: you're Walter Midty. You're living the crazy life, getting high
Speaker 1: and playing video games right right, right right now, Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Let me tell you something, even
Speaker 1: crazier bug? Okay, all right, so we've established that getting high,
Speaker 1: playing video games and going on Reddit and having conversations
Speaker 1: with other people is like a crazy experience. Mm hmm
Speaker 1: get this if you wanted to, if you wanted to,
Speaker 1: it could get even crazier, even crazier, crazier. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I mean, what do you what do you want?
Speaker 1: How do you want it to be crazy?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: What? What's what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What? What makes it crazier? How does it get crazier? Like?
Speaker 2: How do I? How do I improve this? If I'm
Speaker 2: if I can't, if I can't be a dog, or
Speaker 2: if being a dog is a step down, then where
Speaker 2: do I go? What do I? How do I expand
Speaker 2: you know, what do I do?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Well you want to fall in love? Right?
Speaker 2: Facts?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you should probably get ripped? That would help.
Speaker 2: Why do you what?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 2: What is this idea that I'm on Reddit that I'm
Speaker 2: not like? What what do you?
Speaker 1: What is hold on? I didn't infer hold on? Maybe
Speaker 1: you know what? You're right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have assumed that you're not already ripped.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I'm not, but it's let's find though.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Okay, you should get ripped. That's one.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 1: What else? All right? You want to fall in love?
Speaker 1: All right, you'll get ripped and fall in love. All right,
Speaker 1: we've done that. What else? What do you want to do?
Speaker 1: You want to climb a mountain? Do you wanna go
Speaker 1: to China? What else is going on with you? What
Speaker 1: do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Climbing a mountain sounds kind of fun. Actually, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like that might be dangerous, so you gotta get ripped
Speaker 1: to do that too.
Speaker 2: Do I have to get ripped to go to China?
Speaker 1: You do not have to get ripped to go to China.
Speaker 2: Right, I'll be I'll be fat in China.
Speaker 1: You can be fat in China. That sounds fun, dude.
Speaker 2: They got good food too. Like I feel like I
Speaker 2: could just be fat in China and then smoke weed
Speaker 2: and get fatter in China.
Speaker 1: You know we've been talking. Uh see, you're a dog,
Speaker 1: all right, China. There's dogs in China. But no, if
Speaker 1: if you were, like if you were a dog in America,
Speaker 1: you could not of your own will go get fat
Speaker 1: and smoke weed? In China. I'm pretty sure if you
Speaker 1: smoke weed in China, they'll put you in jail for
Speaker 1: like thirty years.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, because we'd like super legal and
Speaker 2: like that's.
Speaker 1: Like they probably probably I have no idea. But see,
Speaker 1: if you were a dog, you couldn't go be fat
Speaker 1: and go to China. I mean, if you're you'd be
Speaker 1: at the behest of another of a human being taking
Speaker 1: you there. And I would say ninety nine point nine
Speaker 1: percent of dogs living in America have never been to China.
Speaker 2: That's probably true. I'd agree, No, you're probably right about that.
Speaker 1: So have I can? I feel like I don't. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've successfully convinced you that it's better to
Speaker 1: be a human than a dog.
Speaker 2: I think I'm I'm starting to realize that being a
Speaker 2: huge men might be the higher life one. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: starting to see it.
Speaker 1: All Right, So you're gonna go get fat in China
Speaker 1: and you're gonna come back and get ripped and fall
Speaker 1: in love because that's two things you want? More? You
Speaker 1: want more things? How many more things you want?
Speaker 2: I'm I just want. I just want to fall in
Speaker 2: love right now. Honestly, I feel like falling in love
Speaker 2: might fix me. Mm, but I I thought being a
Speaker 2: dog would fix me. And then I called you, and
Speaker 2: now I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think being in love will fix you? You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get vulnerable with you for a second about with this,
Speaker 1: because it's an interesting I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: think of that, and I avoided that for a while,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I'm going to just dive
Speaker 1: into you know, the whole thing. Well, I mean, you're
Speaker 1: I think you're in a point where you should explore
Speaker 1: yourself because I mean going from I think not wanting
Speaker 1: to be a dog would fix you more than falling
Speaker 1: in love, you know what I'm saying. But I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I think falling in love, I think is
Speaker 1: a nice I don't know. I don't know. I used
Speaker 1: to I used to think it was like an accessorate
Speaker 1: of life. But I do think it's an integral life thing.
Speaker 1: But there's all sorts of integral life things, and falling
Speaker 1: in love is just one of them. So you can't
Speaker 1: just fall in love and then have the rest of
Speaker 1: your life be like dog shit and then like that's
Speaker 1: usually lean on that because then you're fucked. You know,
Speaker 1: falling in love is part of a complete breakfast of life,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Right right right? That makes sense? Do you think if
Speaker 2: I was a villain I would be better? Like if
Speaker 2: I was if I was a U, if I turned
Speaker 2: to crime to spice up my life? If I turn
Speaker 2: to something like you know I said earlier. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you heard me when I said this, but
Speaker 2: I said I never had a job and not twelve
Speaker 2: years of life. If I turned to something like dealing
Speaker 2: weed instead of smoking it, do you think I could?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: You think that might be fulfilling?
Speaker 1: What are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to like figure out like you said,
Speaker 2: that being in love won't.
Speaker 3: Figure being a dog?
Speaker 1: Why are the two? Why are the three things in
Speaker 1: your Why are the three things in your mind what
Speaker 1: will fix you? Why are the three things in your
Speaker 1: mind that will fix you being a dog, falling in
Speaker 1: love and dealing weed? How did you arrive those three?
Speaker 3: Love?
Speaker 2: Money, love, and and and what do dogs get? They
Speaker 2: get praise?
Speaker 1: Dogs can't. Dogs can't deal with fall, Dogs can't deal
Speaker 1: weed or fall in love. They can't do either of
Speaker 1: those things, but they receive love. You can receive love
Speaker 1: as a human being.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 1: So your friends, I have kind of.
Speaker 2: Kind friends are friend That's a weird concept. I don't
Speaker 2: really know what friends are.
Speaker 1: You do not know what friends are? Tell me, tell
Speaker 1: me more what you mean by that.
Speaker 2: I think that I really struggle keeping people close. I'm
Speaker 2: not really good at like opening up to people or
Speaker 2: being myself around people. I'm also a Gemini and I
Speaker 2: I have a really bad tendency of adopting other people's personalities.
Speaker 1: And that is that an astrology thing? That's a this? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some flag for this. But one thing
Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't like astrology because and I'm
Speaker 1: by the way you seem like you do. So I'm
Speaker 1: open to being wrong. You can fill me in with
Speaker 1: your take on my take. I'm open to that, but
Speaker 1: I don't like. One thing I don't like about astrology
Speaker 1: is that I don't like the idea that it becomes
Speaker 1: like a self fulfilling prophecy. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Like you go on a website and it goes, hey,
Speaker 1: because you were born at this time, you're an asshole
Speaker 1: and then you go, oh, I must be an asshole
Speaker 1: because I was born at this time. Or it's like,
Speaker 1: because you were born at this time, you don't know
Speaker 1: how to talk to people that well. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess that's true. And it's like becomes
Speaker 1: a like what you think about yourself kind of like
Speaker 1: your thoughts become reality, you know what I mean? Does
Speaker 1: that make sense?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like you manifest all the negative
Speaker 2: shit right right right.
Speaker 1: And I don't believe in manifestation in like a like
Speaker 1: a woo woo way, but in this terms of like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you read something on the internet that says that
Speaker 1: because the moon is a certain way, you don't know
Speaker 1: how to make friends, that you and you just repeat
Speaker 1: that in your brain. You like, that becomes kind of
Speaker 1: like a part of your uh self belief, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I mean it's fun. I guess it's it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's fun looking at stars and ship But anyway, I
Speaker 1: don't I didn't mean to take away from your personal
Speaker 1: life experience to shit on astrology. What else? What else
Speaker 1: do you? All right? Can I ask you this? What
Speaker 1: have you taken away anything from this conversation that is
Speaker 1: remotely positive.
Speaker 2: That I should go to the gym and probably stop
Speaker 2: thinking so negatively. That's good, but like, yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah that's it.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna get off at it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm not on it, like I bet. I still
Speaker 2: don't understand where that came from. I was never on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole thing. Well, I guess I just I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope you're not like you don't. I know you're
Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna sound lame, but you're you're let
Speaker 1: Your life is so precious. Why would you want to
Speaker 1: give it away to be a stupid fucking dog?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: By the way, okay, let me by the way, if
Speaker 1: I can, just if I can do, if I can
Speaker 1: tell you one final thing that would persuade you against
Speaker 1: being a dog? Can I tell you this?
Speaker 2: Hmm?
Speaker 1: If you were what kind of dog would you want
Speaker 1: to be?
Speaker 2: Just real quick, I haven't thought about it that fucking much.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know a cool one.
Speaker 1: If you were a dog. If you were a dog,
Speaker 1: you would be dead as shit right now. There's no
Speaker 1: twenty year old dog.
Speaker 3: He'd be dead.
Speaker 2: That is sick.
Speaker 1: Wait, why so next time you see a dog, I
Speaker 1: would just I just if we can get anything from
Speaker 1: this conversation. I just wanted to be the next time
Speaker 1: you see a dog. Instead of being like, oh I
Speaker 1: wish I was a dog, just be like that dog's
Speaker 1: a fucking loser. He has no idea how awesome it
Speaker 1: is to be a human being, get high and play
Speaker 1: video games and go to China.
Speaker 2: That sounds so sad.
Speaker 1: As I said, no.
Speaker 2: I don't want to think about a dog like that.
Speaker 1: Think about a dog like what, like that.
Speaker 2: Dog is a loser. I don't think any dogs are
Speaker 2: a loser.
Speaker 1: Some dogs are. I mean, listen, I think I think you.
Speaker 1: I think you have a cooler life than most dogs,
Speaker 1: or at minimum, you have the potential to have a
Speaker 1: cooler life than most dogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure do.
Speaker 1: You do you accept that ideology?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I don't think a dog is a
Speaker 2: loser like I don't. I just think dogs, like I
Speaker 2: feel like they're just innocent little creatures.
Speaker 1: Innocent little creatures who contribute nothing to the economy or society.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say the economy.
Speaker 2: Because money is so real and important, but anywhere. Thank you, Gick,
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: This therapy session, of course, bug is there anything else
Speaker 1: you want to say to the people of the computer. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what? You know what dogs do
Speaker 1: contribute to the sure? Why not? They contribute to it?
Speaker 1: They contribute to the economy. I mean, I'll say this cartoon,
Speaker 1: dogs contribute to the economy because people there's a lot
Speaker 1: of Family Guys shirts with Brian on them that people sell,
Speaker 1: So I'll categorize that as dogs contributing to the economy. Bug,
Speaker 1: is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 1: people of the computer Before we go?
Speaker 2: Everyone should pack a bowl or roll a joint And
Speaker 2: if you don't have papers, go to the corner store
Speaker 2: right now and buy someone Yeah, thanks, see it. This
Speaker 2: is a fern called bye Bye bug.
Speaker 1: Dogs can't roll see bug. Dogs can't roll joints. They
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Speaker 5: Oh hey, Severa, nice to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Actually, Severa. What's going on, Doug?
Speaker 5: I am just waiting out like the last half hour
Speaker 5: of work. I just got done, snake in a drain
Speaker 5: and just waiting to go home.
Speaker 1: Severa, you said to you texted me and you said,
Speaker 1: I want to chat about the infinite checkerboard? What the
Speaker 1: hell is?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay, So from my life and my memories, I've got
Speaker 5: about three points right, three different sections. There's my adult memories,
Speaker 5: my childhood into being six months old memories, and then
Speaker 5: there's like a block of memories before that. And the
Speaker 5: only way that I can describe it is it sort
Speaker 5: of starts out with like this giant ring of light
Speaker 5: and there's something or somebody standing there and I'm standing
Speaker 5: there too, and then I start moving backwards, like along
Speaker 5: my life, watching all of the things that I've done
Speaker 5: from a different perspective and a different angle.
Speaker 3: Right, dude, you are.
Speaker 1: The most esoteric man in Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: Possibly possibly everybody that I tell this to sort of
Speaker 5: react a little bit the same way. But it's like
Speaker 5: it's just one of those things that sits inside of
Speaker 5: my brain and it makes me question sort of how
Speaker 5: everything is, because it's like, how is it possible for
Speaker 5: me to have memories like this in a world that
Speaker 5: people say, oh, it's this religion or it's that religion,
Speaker 5: or people say, oh it's it's mechanical, it's stupid, you know,
Speaker 5: there's nothing, it's just happenstance and stuff. It's like, okay,
Speaker 5: but then how do I run into this?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Because like so it goes from that to sort of
Speaker 5: all of that stuff. Memories become the big jumble and
Speaker 5: it's sort of like a panic attack, but on a
Speaker 5: galactic scale. And then it becomes clear and I, whatever
Speaker 5: or whoever I am at that time, I'm a sphere
Speaker 5: with a mouth and no eyes. And I just realized
Speaker 5: that I've been narrating everything that's been happening inside me,
Speaker 5: like someone were to narrate every single action that goes
Speaker 5: on in a universe, right, And I start looking around,
Speaker 5: and I noticed that there are other shapes, other three
Speaker 5: dimensional shapes, that are talking and doing the same thing
Speaker 5: I was doing. And they are all in their own
Speaker 5: little square, a black square and a red square. And
Speaker 5: as I start to look out, I'm like, holy crap,
Speaker 5: it's just an infinite checkerboard, almost, with an infinite number
Speaker 5: of these different shapes and different colors, all doing the
Speaker 5: same exact thing, which is just narrating everything that's going
Speaker 5: on inside of them. And I turned to this pink sphere.
Speaker 1: Yet I can't decide if I would be more likely
Speaker 1: to run into you on a pickleball court or under
Speaker 1: a bridge.
Speaker 5: Honestly, probably both. I like to hang out all places
Speaker 5: as much as I can, you know, go see what
Speaker 5: pickleball is, try that out, but also hang under a
Speaker 5: bridge because there's usually not to a lot of people there,
Speaker 5: and grow walks into the water.
Speaker 1: No, continue, I want to hear the rest of this.
Speaker 6: Hell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I looked through this pink sphere and I'm
Speaker 5: guessing it's a sheet because as I understand now that
Speaker 5: she sounded them and she's doing the same thing I'm doing,
Speaker 5: and I'm just like, hey, don't you think it's kind
Speaker 5: of weird that every single one of us is a
Speaker 5: three dimensional shape just talking about stuff that's going on
Speaker 5: inside of us? And then she got upset and basically
Speaker 5: told me to shut the hell up and then went
Speaker 5: back to doing what she was doing. And from that point,
Speaker 5: I guess I kind of like uprooted and became free,
Speaker 5: for lack of a better word, Right, and then I'm
Speaker 5: just sort of floating and there's no coherency and there's
Speaker 5: no consistency, and there's no like nothing that we experience now.
Speaker 5: And the way that I know this is as whatever
Speaker 5: this experiences I'm going through is continuing. I'm kind of
Speaker 5: floating down this what could almost be perceived as a river,
Speaker 5: and then in the middle in front of me, this
Speaker 5: window opens up and suddenly there's a bicycle, and that
Speaker 5: is the most profound thing that I think I felt
Speaker 5: from them, because it's like, in whatever this is in
Speaker 5: a place where the concept of concept, time, physicality, whatever
Speaker 5: doesn't exist, there's something that is constant and it has
Speaker 5: a name, and I know it has a name, and
Speaker 5: I have no idea how I know what this thing is.
Speaker 5: And then from there it's like more of these little windows,
Speaker 5: and there's like a sailboat and another thing and another thing,
Speaker 5: and then it sort of just goes dark. And then
Speaker 5: from there is when my first memory starts at six
Speaker 5: months old of my dad, my birthgiver, moving from one
Speaker 5: house to the other. And at first I thought, oh,
Speaker 5: I just dreamed that, but then I was talking to
Speaker 5: my dad about it and describing the vehicle that I
Speaker 5: saw and everything that was sticking out of it and
Speaker 5: where we were, and he was like, yeah, you were
Speaker 5: six months old and we were leaving the house we
Speaker 5: were living at the time to move to somewhere else.
Speaker 5: And I just needed to tell somebody who's not in
Speaker 5: like my associated friend group or anything, because I usually
Speaker 5: get the same response from them, and it's just sort
Speaker 5: of a shrug and I, Okay, cool, whatever that's just you, right,
Speaker 5: But I'm like, I don't know what it is. Nobody
Speaker 5: has the ability it seems to give me any kind
Speaker 5: of answers whatsoever, you know. But all I know is
Speaker 5: that it sort of colored my perception on what life
Speaker 5: in existence is because it's like, Okay, what am I
Speaker 5: really then? If that is in my brain, that is
Speaker 5: a system of memories I had, and I had no
Speaker 5: access to drugs or anything at the time. But also,
Speaker 5: how is it that I can be understanding English and
Speaker 5: understanding this is English when I possibly hadn't been born
Speaker 5: into a society that even spoke the language in the
Speaker 5: first place.
Speaker 1: You kind of sound like a white Kanye West.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I should be assaulted by that,
Speaker 5: but that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I am I I was too busy thinking
Speaker 1: of different jokes to make about you two. Really fully
Speaker 1: understand everything that you were just saying to me. But
Speaker 1: let me think here, let me think here. What's your
Speaker 1: name again?
Speaker 5: Severa.
Speaker 1: By the way, Saveria, you seem like a nice You
Speaker 1: seem like a really nice guy. I mean that you
Speaker 1: seem like a nice guy. You seem like a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I do mean that Holy Ship I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: have I have I I I'm gonna tell you right now,
Speaker 1: I can't help you. I'm just gonna put that out there.
Speaker 1: I can't help you. But uh ship, uh well you
Speaker 1: saw it. Yeah, I mean this, You're you're the therapy gotto.
Speaker 1: You're beyond me in this point and this is and
Speaker 1: this is probably this is Unfortunately the problem that you
Speaker 1: you're gonna have with this is that you're gonna explain
Speaker 1: and maybe people are going to be listening to this
Speaker 1: and they're going to be like, Lyle, you're just stupid
Speaker 1: and you didn't you didn't actually listen to them, which
Speaker 1: might be a little bit true. But maybe that's the problem,
Speaker 1: is that everyone you go to to try to get
Speaker 1: make some sense of this is just like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck you're talking about right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I thought I'm gonna say it was okay.
Speaker 1: Let me, can I ask you some simple questions and
Speaker 1: get some simple answers? Yeah, okay, everything you just talked
Speaker 1: to me about, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it good?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 5: The thing so, the experience itself was phenomenal. I guess
Speaker 5: what I'm experiencing is I grew up in a very
Speaker 5: I grew up in Texas, right, so a very like
Speaker 5: Christian dominated place. And so for a while, that was
Speaker 5: my view of the universe, you know, being terrified at
Speaker 5: all times that if I messed up or made a
Speaker 5: mistake and didn't beg for forgiveness on my knees, that
Speaker 5: I was going to go suffering for all each right.
Speaker 5: And then as time went by and I got out
Speaker 5: of that, suddenly it became more spiritualist, you know, like
Speaker 5: a Eastern thing brought over to the West and Alan
Speaker 5: wattson all that good stuff. And now it's sort of
Speaker 5: like I don't know what to expect or what to
Speaker 5: think on what life is or how it arranges itself.
Speaker 5: But the only thing I know is I have been
Speaker 5: told all of my life that it's this way or
Speaker 5: it's that way. It's very frigid and very you know, but.
Speaker 1: No, it's anything. That's anything, It's anything, yeah, exactly, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, so all right, so enough with this, enough
Speaker 1: with all the bullshit stuff, all right, So tell me this.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I don't remember anyone's name. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call you Greg. Greg. Enough with this? What do you like?
Speaker 1: Tell me this? Okay, and let's get out of get
Speaker 1: out of the esoteric nonsense for me for a second.
Speaker 1: I promise I'm not saying that just to be dismissive.
Speaker 1: This is this is a purpose. Reason I want you
Speaker 1: to get out of the esoteric nonsense for a second
Speaker 1: is because, Okay, you've come to all of this stuff,
Speaker 1: and you went and you saw dragons, you went to
Speaker 1: ze thorough. You're there. Okay, So tell me now, Greg,
Speaker 1: what in the physical universe are you going to do
Speaker 1: with this information where you just discovered that life can
Speaker 1: be however you desire it to be. What will you
Speaker 1: do with this information?
Speaker 2: Greg?
Speaker 1: That's what I want.
Speaker 5: I am going to continue on my plan to move
Speaker 5: to Washington State so that I can open a gay
Speaker 5: little cafe called The Place, so that people can have
Speaker 5: a place they can go to twenty four hours a day,
Speaker 5: six days a week to just sit down and relax.
Speaker 1: Love it. Love a gay little twenty four hour cafe.
Speaker 5: Love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Oh my god, I love It's hilarious
Speaker 1: how much science fiction stuff it took you to get
Speaker 1: there to be like I should open up a cafe.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad. I'm glad that sounds like that's a
Speaker 1: great goal. That's great.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna call it?
Speaker 5: The place?
Speaker 1: The yeah, the place, the place to play? I'm stupid,
Speaker 1: I I you said that, you're good? When when are
Speaker 1: you going to do this?
Speaker 5: My last day where I work now is next Friday,
Speaker 5: and then I'm moving back to my hometown to save
Speaker 5: up money to hopefully in six months. I eat about
Speaker 5: five thousand to move up there with a friend, so
Speaker 5: six months at the most of the projection.
Speaker 1: Very cool, all right? I love this, by the way,
Speaker 1: I hold on. I know I was making fun of
Speaker 1: you this whole time, but I actually love this because
Speaker 1: it is like, because that's the thing, right is there
Speaker 1: anyone can have a crazy spiritual experience. But for me,
Speaker 1: it's about like, okay, what in the real world, Like
Speaker 1: do you come out of that with a significant plan
Speaker 1: of action for your day to day life? And you
Speaker 1: have and you have a plan. So I'm stoked for you.
Speaker 1: This is awesome, man, Thanks for sharing you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Like, to be honest, it's I'll hang up here
Speaker 5: just a sec because I gotta a clock out. But
Speaker 5: it's been really hard my own way, you know, just
Speaker 5: I don't want to get too much into it. It's
Speaker 5: just been really, really difficult, and for the first time
Speaker 5: in twenty five years, I'm at this point where I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 5: it's okay for me to do the things that I
Speaker 5: want to do just because I want to do them.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love that. That's good and all. It took
Speaker 1: a checkerboard.
Speaker 5: Yep, I'm right. Some people it's having a discussion with
Speaker 5: somebody they respect, and other people it's I don't even
Speaker 5: know what it is.
Speaker 1: Greg, Is there anything else you want to say to
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go. I know
Speaker 1: you got to go clock out. I want to give
Speaker 1: you a chance to talk beforehand.
Speaker 5: Yes, Actually, to anybody listening if you are in college
Speaker 5: right now, as a maintenance worker, hygiene products and wipeies
Speaker 5: do not go down the toilet. I know it says flushable,
Speaker 5: but that's a technicality because a human body can hold
Speaker 5: a knife. But that doesn't mean it's supposed to go there.
Speaker 5: All that's going to happen is it's going to claw
Speaker 5: your toilets, and your maintenance guys are going to have
Speaker 5: to deal with it.
Speaker 1: You have just entered the top five of most specific
Speaker 1: answers to that final question that I have heard.
Speaker 5: That is a wonderful top five to be a part
Speaker 5: of that. I'm very happy about that.
Speaker 1: Hey, take care, Greg, good luck, good luck. Hope to
Speaker 1: visit the place one day next time I'm in Washington.
Speaker 5: I hope so too. And if if you're there, give you.
Speaker 1: A discount, beautiful take care, man, tell you you doube bye.
Speaker 1: I love anything. I love a thing where I love
Speaker 1: any call where my clarity you know, occurs on a spectrum,
Speaker 1: right Because for there's a good amount of time talking
Speaker 1: to that guy. I just had no idea what he
Speaker 1: was talking about, and followed by an amount of time
Speaker 1: where I felt deeply connected to him and what he
Speaker 1: was talking about. So that's that's a sign of a
Speaker 1: good conversation.
Speaker 2: Yo u yo yo.
Speaker 1: What it's good bro, Not much man, what's going on
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 3: Just at work right now? It's good with you. I
Speaker 3: work for a health system and uh I like drive
Speaker 3: around and like pick up blood samples. Uh sometimes body
Speaker 3: parts uh stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah what what body parts?
Speaker 3: Like A lot of cancer patients that like get like
Speaker 3: uh like the breast removed. Uh. So I picked up
Speaker 3: like a lot of breast diabetics when they get their
Speaker 3: legs cut off. I've like shoved uh like all this
Speaker 3: stuff in the back of the prius and like, uh
Speaker 3: you know, uh yeah, it's that's pretty dope.
Speaker 1: So you're you're driving around in a prius with tits
Speaker 1: and legs. Yeah, what do you do with that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Uh? I drop them off at a an unspecified
Speaker 3: location and they run.
Speaker 1: Tests on them what kind of tests and.
Speaker 3: Then like you know, like diagnosis, like oh, like mainly
Speaker 3: they're just like samples of the breast and stuff. So
Speaker 3: then like there's uh, these like histologists here like like
Speaker 3: look at it and be like, oh, yeah, well you
Speaker 3: have like cancer or whatever. And then yeah, but like
Speaker 3: that's like way beyond me. I'm just the guy who,
Speaker 3: uh who transports them in a prius.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Uh why you just jam them and you just
Speaker 1: have like a tit flopping around in the in the
Speaker 1: trunk of your prius.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. They're they're all like in in
Speaker 3: uh like containers and uh in biohazard bags and everything.
Speaker 3: But I mean underneath like the bah, I just drive
Speaker 3: around like tits swopping around in the back of the breeze.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. See people will call see you know,
Speaker 1: some people they'll see you driving the Prius and they'll
Speaker 1: be like, huh, that guy's laying but little do they
Speaker 1: know he has tits in his trunk.
Speaker 3: Exactly, bro exactly And like, you know, you'd never never
Speaker 3: judge someone based off the priests And I'm gonna lie,
Speaker 3: they're pretty dope. It's like driving a little go kart,
Speaker 3: to be honest. I mean, they don't really go too fast,
Speaker 3: but yeah, you drive as well.
Speaker 1: I drove a Prius in high school and uh, I
Speaker 1: got into an accident. Oh yeah, I got into an
Speaker 1: accident and I was like on the side of the
Speaker 1: road and my Prius was like totaled and I was
Speaker 1: just kind of standing there waiting for like vehicles to
Speaker 1: come and this guy, uh drives past me and he
Speaker 1: yells out his window and he goes that's what you
Speaker 1: get for driving a Prius.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fun that that is. That is hilarious. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of people that treat you differently on the road,
Speaker 3: especially for driving a Prius.
Speaker 1: How So, in what way do you feel that people
Speaker 1: treat you differently?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, just like the same thing that
Speaker 3: you just described a little bit but like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: there's there's a lot of like diesel trucks where I
Speaker 3: where I am, and uh, like a lot of them
Speaker 3: will just like drive by and just blow like black
Speaker 3: smoke all over the car and ship, and you know,
Speaker 3: and then like you know, people will just like swarve
Speaker 3: in try to cut you off because they think that
Speaker 3: you're like I don't know, they think less of you
Speaker 3: because you drive a Prius or something. But questions were
Speaker 3: you dressed, were you in were you like in a
Speaker 3: costume when you totaled your prius? Because I can totally
Speaker 3: see you, like in the Gecko costume, like standing on
Speaker 3: the side of the highway.
Speaker 1: Why would I have been in the Gecko costume when
Speaker 1: I was when I was driving the Prius, I had
Speaker 1: no idea that I would when I was when this
Speaker 1: I was. I was like seventeen when this happened. I
Speaker 1: don't think I had no idea that I would be
Speaker 1: in a Gecko costume eight years later.
Speaker 3: Well, if you had to do it back in time,
Speaker 3: would you would you do it again but be in
Speaker 3: a Gecko costume?
Speaker 1: No, definitively would say I would not.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Now, have you ever worried about like what would happen
Speaker 1: if you got into an accident and like all the
Speaker 1: all theos and legs fell out of your car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking about that because like I do
Speaker 3: think about that quite often, because like people don't really
Speaker 3: stop around here, so like if I'm just sitting at
Speaker 3: a red light, there's like people that come up like
Speaker 3: super hot behind me and like all the all the
Speaker 3: specimens and stuff like in the trunk. So like I
Speaker 3: don't know this one time I was driving around and
Speaker 3: I like kind of just imagine getting rear ended with
Speaker 3: a left leg like in my in my pass in
Speaker 3: like the trunk, and then it gets hit and it
Speaker 3: goes like flying through the windshield. And then I could
Speaker 3: see that happening, and then you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: and it just like makes this like huge dramatic thing
Speaker 3: out of like nothing, because like I would be fine,
Speaker 3: but like there would just be a leg like in
Speaker 3: the windshield.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that. That's like a final destination
Speaker 1: type of death. I could see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely definitely.
Speaker 1: Was always Was it always your dream to transport body
Speaker 1: parts or was there something else that you wanted to do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well kind of, I mean I've always kind of
Speaker 3: wanted to work in healthcare, and then this kind of
Speaker 3: just like happened upon me. So it kind of worked out,
Speaker 3: and it was like a good way to get my
Speaker 3: foot in the door.
Speaker 1: Here, get your foot in the door, and get some
Speaker 1: other people's feet in your door too.
Speaker 3: In the windshield, in the windshield, in the windshield.
Speaker 1: Is this considered work? I don't know, to demean your job?
Speaker 1: Is this considered working in healthcare?
Speaker 3: Technically yes, it's like it's considered non clinical, but it's
Speaker 3: still like in the same environment. And uh, you know,
Speaker 3: I look at it in terms of networking like I
Speaker 3: you know, I have a lot of network connections and
Speaker 3: stuff that I can make and have made and stuff
Speaker 3: like that. So yeah, I can I do consider it. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm curious about this, and and this is the last
Speaker 1: thing I'll ask you, and you don't have If it's
Speaker 1: too sensitive of a subject, you don't have to answer it.
Speaker 1: But have you ever been approached buy the mafia looking
Speaker 1: to intercept your vehicle to sell your tits on the
Speaker 1: black market?
Speaker 3: No? I haven't, But now that you point that out,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep a good eye on that because I
Speaker 3: never would have even thought about that gek. That's that's amazing. Sure,
Speaker 3: I hope that actually, I actually hope that does happen.
Speaker 3: That'd be kind of cool. I would get in like
Speaker 3: a high speed chase, like they would obviously have like
Speaker 3: faster cars than me, but you know, I can just
Speaker 3: whip the go cart like it'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't think a Prius is the
Speaker 1: first choice for a police chase.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be the police would be in the mafia.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the mafia. Well, I know you could. You
Speaker 1: could throw That would be a good scene because you
Speaker 1: could take a leg and like throw it from behind
Speaker 1: them and it would like go into the windshield and
Speaker 1: they'd crash and the car would explode.
Speaker 3: That would be awesome. That'd be that'd be pretty sweet.
Speaker 3: And then I could take like little blood vials and
Speaker 3: just throw them out the window like your names.
Speaker 1: Right, Like it's like oil that they're that they're they're
Speaker 1: slipping and sliding.
Speaker 3: On they're slipping and sliding.
Speaker 1: This is it's just like Mario Kart that we're doing.
Speaker 1: That we're doing exceptance with human body parts and blood.
Speaker 1: It's like Mario Kart, but gross.
Speaker 3: The graphic Mario Kart the leg would be the blueeshell.
Speaker 1: What's your name again, sir?
Speaker 3: Uh, my name is uh Ladder.
Speaker 1: That's not your real name, right, No, that is my
Speaker 1: real name. Okay you Okay. He's sounded like he just
Speaker 1: looked and saw a ladder and picked that as your
Speaker 1: fake name.
Speaker 3: L E d R No, l A d d e R.
Speaker 1: That's cool. What kind of name is that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Honestly, I think my parents are tripping
Speaker 3: when they named me or something. But you know, it
Speaker 3: is kind of cool because I can kind of stretch
Speaker 3: my arms out like mister Elastic a little bit whenever
Speaker 3: someone needs a ladder. It was a true gift from
Speaker 3: the universe.
Speaker 1: You're a cool guy, Ladder always always? Is there anything else?
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 3: Keep watching the stream and if you ever want to
Speaker 3: talk to Gek himself, you just got to blow up
Speaker 3: the text message line. Anyways, have a good one, gak.
Speaker 1: A youtwo Ladder. Take care by get those body parts
Speaker 1: to their final destination safely.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 4: My name is Juniper?
Speaker 1: Juniper. What's up, Juniper? Have we ever spoken before? Juniper?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: This is actually my.
Speaker 1: First time cool. I feel like I spoke to a Juniper.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of people. Do you ever go
Speaker 1: about June, Junie? Juniper? What's up?
Speaker 3: How at?
Speaker 1: How can I get you today? Juniper?
Speaker 4: Okay, so am I then asshole for sending money for
Speaker 4: my ex boyfriend's favorite streamer to cuss him out?
Speaker 1: You sent money to your ex boyfriend's favorite streamer to
Speaker 1: cuss him out?
Speaker 4: Yes, was just that psychotic who's.
Speaker 1: Your ex boyfriend's favorite streamer?
Speaker 4: I honestly don't even remember, but it was like a
Speaker 4: like not even a really popular one.
Speaker 1: How long ago is this?
Speaker 4: I want to say about like a year ago?
Speaker 1: Okay, why did you do it?
Speaker 4: Because he was kind of a gas lighting piece of
Speaker 4: shit speed my language. He would like, I smoke weed,
Speaker 4: so like he would call me a druggie and he
Speaker 4: would say, like I also have ADHD and he would
Speaker 4: say that that doesn't exist. That's all in your head,
Speaker 4: all this all this personal nasty uh crap about me
Speaker 4: and that uh that I would like never amount to
Speaker 4: anything pretty much just because I smoked wheat and that
Speaker 4: I am an addict.
Speaker 1: How long? How long were you dating this guy for?
Speaker 4: About two years.
Speaker 1: Okay? Was he like that the whole time?
Speaker 4: Not in the beginning. We had an argument about having
Speaker 4: ships one time and pretty much yeah, no, he was
Speaker 4: just like, no, I gotta besectomy. I don't want that ship.
Speaker 4: And I was like, well, you couldn't tell me that
Speaker 4: in the beginning type thing.
Speaker 1: When you said you paid his favorite streamer to custom out,
Speaker 1: what did you What did you exactly pay him to say?
Speaker 4: I told him to call him basically a piece of
Speaker 4: narcissistic ship.
Speaker 1: Okay, And when he did, how did that? How did
Speaker 1: that feel for you?
Speaker 4: The streamer didn't do it, he was funded my money.
Speaker 4: But I had a good chuckle that you even mentioned it.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you an asshole? I don't like? I don't like.
Speaker 1: Am I the asshole? I don't. I'm not a I'm
Speaker 1: not god. But uh, I guess I'll ask you this.
Speaker 1: So this was a year ago, right, yes? Is there
Speaker 1: any reason other than just like, oh, this would be
Speaker 1: a fun thing to talk about on here that this
Speaker 1: is like bubbling in your brain?
Speaker 4: Not exactly. I just needed an unbiased opinion about it,
Speaker 4: because like I told my friends about it, and they
Speaker 4: were just like they were just telling me, Oh, You're
Speaker 4: just toxic. You're being toxic, and I'm just like you
Speaker 4: just mentally gas lit me. So how am I the
Speaker 4: toxic one?
Speaker 1: Well, it's forget about like toxic for a second. It's
Speaker 1: like like looking at it from an expenditure of energy standpoint, right,
Speaker 1: like paying this guy to cuss out. But like, okay,
Speaker 1: if it's like if this guy, you know, hurt you
Speaker 1: by calling you all these things and you want to
Speaker 1: you just and it's just like a fucking life suck
Speaker 1: for you, and you want to minimize the collateral damage
Speaker 1: that you receive from this life sucking.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: The expenditure of energy at of paying his the streamer
Speaker 1: to cuss him out, in my opinion, does not contribute
Speaker 1: to that goal, And that's more important to me than
Speaker 1: whether or not you're an asshole or toxic. Does that
Speaker 1: make sense?
Speaker 4: Yeah a little bit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So oh go ahead, No, you go ahead.
Speaker 4: I think I think at the time I was up
Speaker 4: that and bitter because I basically wasted like two years
Speaker 4: on this guy, like I've spent. He was unemployed for
Speaker 4: the longest time, so I would be paying his bills,
Speaker 4: I would be you know, basically giving him the toilet
Speaker 4: paper to wipe his shit off. So like, yeah, I
Speaker 4: you know, smoke weed a little bit, but so what
Speaker 4: so he had to like throw that back in my face.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe it was just at the time,
Speaker 4: I just wanted to get even. But now that I
Speaker 4: think about it, as you put it in a little
Speaker 4: bit perspective, it was kind of like a waste of energy.
Speaker 4: But I don't.
Speaker 1: Regret it, right, And there's no need to regret it,
Speaker 1: because regretting it is is like I mean, you can
Speaker 1: like learn from it and be like, all right, in
Speaker 1: the future, I will I will recognize what certain things
Speaker 1: might be poor expenditures of energy, which is, by the way,
Speaker 1: tough because sometimes sometimes you want to feel like vindicated,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's an emotional like it's an emotional decision, right,
Speaker 1: and yeah, sometimes and that's that's that's just that's just
Speaker 1: something you never learn. I'm not gonna say it's something
Speaker 1: you never learned, but like how to not make emotional
Speaker 1: decisions because you realize logically that they're poor expenditures of energy,
Speaker 1: but just in the moment they just feel so good.
Speaker 1: It takes you about I don't know, it's a hard
Speaker 1: lesson to learn, you know it. Really you have to
Speaker 1: be like a fucking Buddhist monk to master that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I can't be a Buddhist monk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably couldn't smoke weed if you smoked it,
Speaker 1: if you were a Buddhist monk. Unless if No, those
Speaker 1: guys don't smoke weed.
Speaker 2: They didn't.
Speaker 1: They definitely don't smoke weed.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I work in like the cannabis field,
Speaker 4: so like him, like basically saying like that was basically saying,
Speaker 4: Oh my my career so far was basically a waste
Speaker 4: of my time. And I picked pride in my worst ethic.
Speaker 4: So to say that kind of like just disrespecting me.
Speaker 4: I guess. So I just wanted to disrespect him back.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, men suck sometimes not all.
Speaker 1: But some how's your life going now?
Speaker 2: Honestly?
Speaker 4: I just got a promotion and he apparently is on
Speaker 4: welfare and apparently homeless.
Speaker 1: How'd you hear that?
Speaker 4: Just through the grape vine. I mean, I'm taking it
Speaker 4: with a grain or like a grain of salt, But
Speaker 4: from how I know how he is, I wouldn't be
Speaker 4: surprised because I know he was going to court because
Speaker 4: his apartment building. Was trying to a victim.
Speaker 1: Are you are you dating anyone new now or are
Speaker 1: you chilling chilling single for now?
Speaker 4: I don't feel it like right now, I don't. I
Speaker 4: am in a point in my life where I'm just
Speaker 4: like I don't want to talk anybody. I just want
Speaker 4: to like figure myself out. I feel like it wouldn't
Speaker 4: do justice for me and other people.
Speaker 1: Uh, you sound like you're doing great.
Speaker 4: Oh thank you?
Speaker 1: You do. You sound like you're doing great. That's you you.
Speaker 1: That was a very confident, mentally healthy status report that
Speaker 1: you gave.
Speaker 4: I try to be you know you just you take
Speaker 4: one day at a time.
Speaker 1: You don't remember this streamer, No.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately I don't. Well I would have to go back
Speaker 4: on Twitch to look for Amazon or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll say this, while I do think it's an
Speaker 1: it is a waste of energy to, you know, pay
Speaker 1: a streamer to cuss out your boyfriend. If you want
Speaker 1: to give me fifty dollars, I will cuss out anyone
Speaker 1: you want. Really.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually literally just found your stream this morning. I found
Speaker 4: your Instagram and I was like, oh, I gotta I
Speaker 4: gotta subscribe or please follow.
Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, well, what's your name again, Juniper? Jennifer Jennifer.
Speaker 1: Is anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go?
Speaker 4: No, I want to leave in a healing air, so
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say anything bad. And I just want
Speaker 4: to say thank you for letting me invent about it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely have aggress to the night.
Speaker 4: Juniper, Thank you, have a good one. Bye.
Speaker 1: This was fifty too low or too high? Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: me cussing out somebody is now is worth zero dollars.
Speaker 1: But oh all right, how about this? You can pay
Speaker 1: me a dollar and I'll compliment someone or maybe should
Speaker 1: I should? Should I make the insults higher price or
Speaker 1: the compliments higher priced? I like the idea. Actually, this
Speaker 1: is interesting. I like the idea of cameo. But it's
Speaker 1: to send mean, horrible messages to people Like cameo. But
Speaker 1: you can pay John Taffer to call your boyfriend a
Speaker 1: piece of shit? Someone should make that That's a good idea. Hello, folks,
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Speaker 6: I'm honestly traumatized.
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to in my mouth?
Speaker 6: Dog peed in my mouth?
Speaker 1: Tell me more about that.
Speaker 6: So I work at an animal daycare place and a
Speaker 6: new dog came.
Speaker 2: I went to pick them up.
Speaker 6: I'm six four, I'm a little tall, and I picked
Speaker 6: him up. You just sprayed it right down the back
Speaker 6: of my throat. Tasted at all? It was awful.
Speaker 2: It was awful.
Speaker 1: Do you still remember what it tastes like?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's uh, you know those uh, those chocolate oranges.
Speaker 6: I usually get him on Christmas. I don't know if
Speaker 6: anyone else does, but a little bit that orange chocolate
Speaker 6: and pennies like coins. Yeah, make sure of that. Not
Speaker 6: too great.
Speaker 1: Well, it's weird because you kind of like did you
Speaker 1: open your mouth, like where you like where you were.
Speaker 1: You surprised, You were like, oh what a dolt, what
Speaker 1: a cool dog? And you just had your mouth open.
Speaker 6: It was like an open mouth smile because I was,
Speaker 6: you know, I was excited. It's a little puppy, and
Speaker 6: I guess he was a little more excited.
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