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<v Speaker 1>My back day a night. Never beget it. Prances is

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<v Speaker 1>that road toy? Oh oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that thing moving or what.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really shaking? It was shaking so crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Chat was it moving?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we're back, guys, Welcome back to a

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<v Speaker 3>bardeny Wow, wow, famously famously.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I feel like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Really it does feel like I'm at somebody's house who

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<v Speaker 4>I used to hook up with a lot and then

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<v Speaker 4>I just like randomly got busy and stopped seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like bored back at their house.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it feels like I'm sitting on the edge of

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<v Speaker 2>the bed before I boke up, clutching. Yeah, there is

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<v Speaker 2>an energy, there is an energy.

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<v Speaker 4>But wellcause we also haven't broken in this new space

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<v Speaker 4>because we went on the break kind of right when

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<v Speaker 4>we moved in because we just needed the time, and boyds,

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<v Speaker 4>did I have a time. I genuinely am like, I

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<v Speaker 4>am so happy. I love my life. I'm so happy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>so happy. I'm so happy.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so happy. We're so happy. We're so happy. We're

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<v Speaker 2>so happy, We're so happy, We're so happy. I'm so happy.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually am in like a good I'm in a

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<v Speaker 4>better mental state right now than I was, Like you are, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I am so much better you And I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell if it's your lexapro. I can't tell if it's

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<v Speaker 2>your prozac or that you're smoking weed all day every day.

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<v Speaker 4>Well no, okay, it like that myself. That like that

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<v Speaker 4>was the problem during the break because I was like, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, like I guess I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I'll smoke just I usually don't have anything

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<v Speaker 4>to do. But what I have found is I've talked

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<v Speaker 4>about this on my own YouTube channel, but I have

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<v Speaker 4>a hard time recording myself. And I've been blessed enough

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<v Speaker 4>to be doing a lot of like deals with companies

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<v Speaker 4>actually really love, but I'm scared of recording myself. So

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<v Speaker 4>now I have to smoke to record myself because that's

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<v Speaker 4>the only way I can feel like a teenager where

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, what this is fun again?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like me taking three shots before every time we record,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm blackout every time. I mean, yeah we've been recording,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm blackout. Yeah, And then I believe, good for you

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what I was drinking like probably like five shots

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<v Speaker 2>today during the break. Yeah, but right after we record,

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<v Speaker 2>I go and like down like a handle.

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<v Speaker 4>As a favorite bar around the corner. It's walking distance,

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<v Speaker 4>so I don't have to worry about anything.

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<v Speaker 2>But damn, a lot has fucking happened since we've gone,

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<v Speaker 2>like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Lot, Like I think a lot specifically in your life

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<v Speaker 4>has changed, and like happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And like a lot has happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to talk about any of it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure y'all can guess.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't think anyone can guess because it's the

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<v Speaker 4>last thing anyone would have ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>It's something that I famously am like no, no, no, no, never,

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<v Speaker 2>never never.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see myself doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>But something, something has shifted, something something has shifted, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably venus and mercury and retrograde. But like I

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<v Speaker 2>I'm confident. Let's have that.

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<v Speaker 4>I know Drew, literally, Drew has had some a breakthrough

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<v Speaker 4>that has literally made him feel so happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is is it's I didn't see

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<v Speaker 2>comments about my appearance and how ugly I was for

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<v Speaker 2>a month.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's not just it, bitch, because you finally got

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<v Speaker 4>a fucking haircut. And I've been trying to force him

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<v Speaker 4>to upkeep with his haircut, and it's almost like if

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<v Speaker 4>a girl, if you dress up, listen, I like to

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<v Speaker 4>think of my body like just plain just me. Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>this is a hard thing to talk about because when

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<v Speaker 4>I'm naked, I genuinely think I am like so hot,

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<v Speaker 4>which is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Elsie were talking about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, we have the kind of delusion that

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<v Speaker 4>in my head I'm like, no, no, just wait till

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<v Speaker 4>you see a full yen then it can kind of

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<v Speaker 4>get the picture. Like normally I'm fully naked and I

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<v Speaker 4>am propped exactly how I would anticipate someone to see

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<v Speaker 4>me the way I post in a mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you can't believe.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't believe it. That's happened too.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you don't dress up that body, then you're

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<v Speaker 4>just like a body and it's like boring. So you

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<v Speaker 4>have to just put some pep into your step, because

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<v Speaker 4>right now you look so sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I put this jacket on last second because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm gonna put this on, But I did

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<v Speaker 2>not intend wearing it the whole time because I have

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<v Speaker 2>three layers on and it's already nine degrees inside and

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<v Speaker 2>it's loud as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, this was my birthday gift to Durro.

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<v Speaker 2>This small little artist that like a lot of y'all

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<v Speaker 2>probably wouldn't know about, like very small, like Jack below.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay, But I have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Story that I want to have mentioned right off, Rick,

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<v Speaker 2>because we haven't talked about it in person at all. Y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, so many, so many fucking crazy things

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<v Speaker 2>have happened to me, and thank god I wrote them

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<v Speaker 2>all down. Okay, So I, me and and YOUA went

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<v Speaker 2>to Missouri together to see my grandma and my family

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<v Speaker 2>out there. And it was really cute and we played

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<v Speaker 2>in the snow and we like ran around and it

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<v Speaker 2>was it was really cute. It was really wholesome energy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she went to Miami, but I rode trip

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<v Speaker 2>back to Texas. Road trip was chill. Nothing major happened,

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<v Speaker 2>like whatever. When I'm leaving, Oh my god. Yeah. When

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving, I'm at the airport in Texas, and the

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<v Speaker 2>first thing I do when I get through TSA is

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<v Speaker 2>I go directly directly to the bathroom and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>all of the stalls are taken, which is surprising because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in Terminal D at American or at.

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<v Speaker 4>DF like literally the like it's which is random for

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<v Speaker 4>the DFW airport or terminal dye if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, you know, it's like it's a massive terminal. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a billion bathrooms. But all of the stalls were full,

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<v Speaker 2>and I like was going to go into a stall,

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<v Speaker 2>and then like I'm waiting there, waiting and then a

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<v Speaker 2>guy very suspect like pops out of the stall and

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<v Speaker 2>I just go in right after him. And it was

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<v Speaker 2>interesting to me because there was no toilet fla.

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<v Speaker 4>There was also Josiah's in the room because Kai left

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<v Speaker 4>town because he doesn't take his jobs here. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't give a he doesn't give a fuck about you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>So remember that because.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that he's got his own little well.

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<v Speaker 1>We said he were going to come back, and we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Kai, on the other hand, wants to go do other

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<v Speaker 2>things like classic.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight man behavior, just wants to go out and run.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you want to go run around and party, while like, literally.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a job. Let's talk about this. This job

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<v Speaker 2>is so important. This job that we do and difficult

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<v Speaker 2>and very hard, and we do all of this heavy lifting.

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<v Speaker 2>And like the fact that like Kai would just sit

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<v Speaker 2>back and.

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<v Speaker 4>Like everything and post it and stuff like, seriously, you

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<v Speaker 4>weren't even there for the struggle of making this art

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<v Speaker 4>and like really.

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<v Speaker 2>Being important, important to like culture. But anyways, I have

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<v Speaker 2>where this habit was born of running straight to the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom was vaping. I go into the toilet in the

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<v Speaker 2>airport and hit my vape. And so when this guy

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<v Speaker 2>came out of the stall that I was going into

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<v Speaker 2>and didn't flush, I was like, I was sus a

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<v Speaker 2>thought popped in my head. I was like, that was weird,

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<v Speaker 2>but he might have just been vaping, been there, done that.

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<v Speaker 2>So then the actively I'm like chilling in the stall

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<v Speaker 2>because I hang out in the bathroom. I know that's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking weird, but like, I chill.

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<v Speaker 4>It drink a lot of time, specifically in the airport bathrooms,

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<v Speaker 4>which actually, after this story genuinely has me thinking if

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<v Speaker 4>you go to the bathroom all the time in the airport,

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<v Speaker 4>like and most of the time when we're in the airport,

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<v Speaker 4>we get there early and juris.

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<v Speaker 1>In the bathroom the whole time hitting his vape.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so then I'm like chilling in there, hanging out,

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<v Speaker 2>doing my thing on my iPhone, playing my videos out

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<v Speaker 2>as fuck, because I literally don't care not shitting. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't sh my videos out loud, and I'll ship

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna smell it, hear it. I'm gonna activate all your

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<v Speaker 4>senses right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the opposite of a sensory deprivation. Tank. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want the opposite of a sensory deprivation, to sit next

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<v Speaker 2>to ya in a stall.

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<v Speaker 1>Typically in an airport bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so then we I like, do my thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>go back to the gate for a second, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the airplanes is about the board and I actually have

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<v Speaker 2>to pee this time. So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go back to the same bathroom. And because you like all, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the energy, the energy.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there's every airport I frequent, there are specific bathrooms

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<v Speaker 4>I like to go to, and that specifically m I

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<v Speaker 4>A has the best airport bathrooms ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Period.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I continue, so she or so I head back

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<v Speaker 2>to the same bathroom, head to the exact same stall

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<v Speaker 2>I was in, and the door was unlocked. I pushed

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<v Speaker 2>it open, y'all, and I see a man with his

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<v Speaker 2>pants down to his ankle up against the wall like

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<v Speaker 2>this pants dick in balls through the fucking toilet paper dispenser.

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<v Speaker 2>Dick and balls through the toilet paper distay. Wait, balls included, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>dick and balls.

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<v Speaker 1>All the ball is crazy. Ell.

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<v Speaker 4>You just saw his appendage, like where the skin meets

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<v Speaker 4>the body.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn you met where there? You saw where the crease

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<v Speaker 1>meets the botty.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see his dick and balls, but I saw

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<v Speaker 2>him leaned up against the toilet paper dispenser with his

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<v Speaker 2>pants around his ankle. Immediately I was like, gay man cruising, duh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he like sees me, whips around, turns bright

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<v Speaker 2>fucking red. I've never seen someone turn that red in

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<v Speaker 2>my entire like rips up his pants and like freaks out.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I shut the door and I am like cackling,

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<v Speaker 2>like I am laughing so loud outside of the stall.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, oh, bitch, I'm waiting right here.

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<v Speaker 2>There were other stalls available.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where the crazy behavior starts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm waiting right here.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, to be fair, he just sexually assaults. He

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<v Speaker 1>just assaulted you also like to it's a public offense

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a felony because it's literally in like a

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<v Speaker 1>government building.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm I'm standing there. I'm standing there waiting

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<v Speaker 2>so they can see me, so I can see them.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy that I caught walks out, Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>the the guy that was blowing him or giving him

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<v Speaker 2>hand job. I'm not gonna assume was you'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Better be giving a hand job in a fucking airport,

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<v Speaker 1>star girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know gay man, you don't know gay men.

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<v Speaker 2>He the other guy comes out first, straightest, passing like rugged,

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<v Speaker 2>rugged cowboy hat, like whole fucking fit on, like blue

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<v Speaker 2>collar worker guy walks out head down, was freaking out,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he was trade and like walks out, doesn't wash

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<v Speaker 2>his hands minu or his face and just walks straight

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<v Speaker 2>out of the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the guy okay, yeah, getting on the plane with

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<v Speaker 1>like dick spit.

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<v Speaker 2>In your face is and your beard is crazy, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't see.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even take that into account.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, really chopped. And then the guy that I

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<v Speaker 2>caught comes out and like head down, looks up, sees me,

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<v Speaker 2>scurries away, also doesn't wash his hands nor his dick

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<v Speaker 2>and balls. But anyway, trying laughing at this point, and

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe that of all people that would happen

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<v Speaker 2>to me, but thank fucking god it happened to me,

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<v Speaker 2>because if it was any other person waiting in line,

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<v Speaker 2>or any other person going to the bathroom, like they

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<v Speaker 2>would be in jail, they would have literal charges. If

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<v Speaker 2>it was a child, like God forbid, it was a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking child that walked in on that like holy shit,

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<v Speaker 2>crazy fucking vibes. But it doesn't stop there. So I

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<v Speaker 2>go into the stall obviously because I was gonna and

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna investigate because I was like, what is

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<v Speaker 2>it down here?

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<v Speaker 4>Wh I've been wearing that trench coat every day for

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<v Speaker 4>the past button all the way to the top, buttoned

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<v Speaker 4>all the way to the top.

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<v Speaker 2>I walk in, so I find out that the toilet

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<v Speaker 2>paper dispensers in the airport like that are the big

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<v Speaker 2>silver metal boxes that have like keys on them. You

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<v Speaker 2>can open them all the way and it opens to

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<v Speaker 2>the other side, which is creepy as fuck, but they're

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<v Speaker 2>just randomly unlocked. So like, guys, test the theory out.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I waited there. I got on Sniffy's and

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<v Speaker 2>I downloaded the app and I hit that guy up

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<v Speaker 2>that was in the other stall, and he came and

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<v Speaker 2>gave me sloppy toppy before my flight.

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<v Speaker 1>What wait, you did not tell me that far?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you No, he serviced me and worshiped me. Just

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<v Speaker 2>kidding obviously, but no. I was like, really, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>how does this fucking work? This is crazy? Well, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I do my thing in the bathroom, go back to

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<v Speaker 2>my gate. Guess who's fucking on my flight back to La.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course he was going to La, the godless fucking

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<v Speaker 2>country or the godless city of La where all the

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<v Speaker 2>evil gays exist. He is on my fucking flight. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>no shade, biggest fucking ass I've ever seen him as

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<v Speaker 2>live shade.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like he's working in no knows exactly what he has.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what he's getting service to the d W airport. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen was the guy who was sucking or

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<v Speaker 1>getting this.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting getting the service. I've never seen someone ain't that

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<v Speaker 2>anxious in my entire life, by the way, like pacing

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone, and also like I was like on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone within you at the time, because I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just has his phone on speaker in public. If Drew calls, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't answer because he has the phone on speaker in public.

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<v Speaker 4>And he was in public with his phone on speaker

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<v Speaker 4>talking about this man ten feet away.

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<v Speaker 2>From that just committed a crime. I don't give a fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I really don't care. And I was like, should

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<v Speaker 2>I take a picture of him? So I took like

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<v Speaker 2>three pictures of him to show it in you.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>To be fair, this is the best outcome is some

0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:05.959
<v Speaker 4>random motherfucker is talking about you completely anonymously. We are

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<v Speaker 4>not crazy enough to put any pictures, but like, I

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<v Speaker 4>know what you look like. Actually I fully forgot what

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<v Speaker 4>he looked like. I you remember he was wearing like

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<v Speaker 4>a light colored pair of pants, like maybe white pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he had a huge ass. That's all I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>If he has a huge ass, like he's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a big fucking stinky butt that's full of bod

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<v Speaker 2>trunk and the trunk No, no, it was it was head.

0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I don't know what happened, but wear white

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<v Speaker 4>pants and be playing that game in the airport bath

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>He was getting fucked. Josie was asking if we think

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<v Speaker 1>he got fucked in.

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<v Speaker 2>The bathroom, but also t is I was like, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>this is like a part of it, like a part

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<v Speaker 2>of the taboo for him, Like leaving the door unlocked

0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:46.480
<v Speaker 2>and people catching him, because I know that's like a

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<v Speaker 2>thing like people like being watched or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's essentially what like a couple accounts have

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<v Speaker 4>turned into. It's like, it's just the average American has

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<v Speaker 4>now been taught because of how much media we watched

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<v Speaker 4>to like low key be into void question mark, like

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<v Speaker 4>it's been trained onto us. Because one thing the US

0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:09.040
<v Speaker 4>will do is it will employ the most mid average looking,

0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:14.440
<v Speaker 4>usually white couple you've ever seen, because Americans eat it up.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's like all that ship where it's like I

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<v Speaker 4>smacked my girlfriend's ass to see how she would like act,

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<v Speaker 4>or it's like I I bent over in front of

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<v Speaker 4>my boyfriend while.

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<v Speaker 2>He was playing me. Do you remember when we got

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<v Speaker 2>the iPhone controllable controllable vibrator and we went to public? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>did that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That was so fun?

0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Where was it? Buffalo Wildwind?

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<v Speaker 2>I was tweaking when it was inside of me. We

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<v Speaker 2>did it on me first and my butt and then

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<v Speaker 2>we did it.

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<v Speaker 4>But thankfully I wore black underwear, so there was no

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<v Speaker 4>like evidence that it had been near button.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta shut the actual fuck up. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>caught a guy cruising in DFW and I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah W stands for don't fuck women.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently not gonna lie. That was a very exciting moment

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<v Speaker 2>in my life. Yeah, very mundaneous.

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<v Speaker 1>That exciting happened to.

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<v Speaker 2>Me while I was gone, Like, well, a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>shit has happened, a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>While someone hit my car today.

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<v Speaker 2>Happened someone hit in his fucking car.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the second time my old car never got hit.

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<v Speaker 4>I finally got to a place where I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I can have like a nice car

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<v Speaker 4>that would impress my parents and all my friends and

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<v Speaker 4>also has the best ansystem ever. Within a month of

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<v Speaker 4>having that car, somebody hit the side of it, and

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<v Speaker 4>now someone just hit it again.

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<v Speaker 2>So like someone knocked on our door this morning, and

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm not going to be mean, but like ozimbic

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<v Speaker 2>face down, like melting off his body, like and also

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<v Speaker 2>like y'all think like.

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<v Speaker 1>Mind you the nicest man ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, but also y'all think like ozimbic face is

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<v Speaker 2>like some molecular thing.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's because you think I have Olympic face because

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<v Speaker 4>I became a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>That's ozimpic face, because you do ozimpic I'm tired of

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tired of sitting behind this lie, this fucking lie

0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:31.360
<v Speaker 2>and Ozmpic. She doesn't omi, that's not true.

0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I did Ozmpic. And they're like, she

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<v Speaker 4>has ozempic face. No, bitch, you've been looking at me

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<v Speaker 4>since I was pre pubescent, Like I literally am, just

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<v Speaker 4>like I'm in my mid twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love it though, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it when you eat it. I love it

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<v Speaker 2>when you I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it when you eat it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, So he comes up to the door. I ignored

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<v Speaker 4>the doorbell because I thought it was Josiah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, Drew can't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, everyone does. I'd to ignore the doorbell makes

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<v Speaker 2>me get it because.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the furthest set up and I had to get

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<v Speaker 4>ready and get all beautiful for my girls.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. It was honestly perfect case scenario though, because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that happened to me and I deal dealt

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<v Speaker 2>with it. But like he was like, hey, is this

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<v Speaker 2>your car? And I was like, yeah, it's one of

0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:19.360
<v Speaker 2>our cars, and he was like, well, I just hit

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<v Speaker 2>it with my rental and I was like, oh, no

0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:23.439
<v Speaker 2>worries like he was. I could tell he had like

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<v Speaker 2>really sincere energy. Well, he like takes me over to

0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:30.639
<v Speaker 2>the car and he's like, yeah, I actually like built

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<v Speaker 2>the house across the street and da da da, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's talking about it all.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, I guess he was in a RAV four.

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<v Speaker 4>But like that's how Ellen saves so much money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the editors, the editors in spray on bitches too

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Yes, And there's not much to say to

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<v Speaker 2>this story.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the point of the story is this fucking video

0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:52.480
<v Speaker 1>of Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was taking a video of me, or he

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<v Speaker 2>was taking a video of the damage, and then he

0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:02.520
<v Speaker 2>sent it to me, and it's I was not I

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<v Speaker 2>was not prepared to be on film, Like I was

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<v Speaker 2>literally not prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>Cameration prove llaut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you play, you pay right, Okay, So a little

0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:20.320
<v Speaker 2>car that I accidentally hit me saying exactly I remember correctly, Okay,

0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:24.200
<v Speaker 2>left front damage, And I've offered this gentleman, what you

0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:32.399
<v Speaker 2>dream Drew Phillips. Phillips, Yeah, I showed him immediately, immediately,

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<v Speaker 2>like one, first of all, me saying exactly, no idea

0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:37.280
<v Speaker 2>what this man is talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>If you play, you have to pay to play. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what does that fucking mean?

0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Bro?

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<v Speaker 4>You were looking at your iPhone going down to like

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<v Speaker 4>a suburban street.

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<v Speaker 1>You hit a car.

0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:49.199
<v Speaker 2>And he was also making it very aware to me.

0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:51.399
<v Speaker 2>He was like, I have money, I'm a doctor. I

0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:56.159
<v Speaker 2>built this house. I am I live in Park City, Utah.

0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:57.879
<v Speaker 2>Like he was like making it. He was like please

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<v Speaker 2>like but also I don't think he wants to go

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<v Speaker 2>through int It's because he was like, whenever you take

0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:04.280
<v Speaker 2>your car to the shop, just call me or have

0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.040
<v Speaker 2>them call me, and I'll pay for everything. Bitch, I

0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:08.440
<v Speaker 2>wish he hit my fucking car.

0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:14.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not happy he hit my car. That's I

0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:17.240
<v Speaker 1>don't own that car. That's not my car. I'm paying

0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:18.120
<v Speaker 1>for that car.

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<v Speaker 4>Like of course the one time, I'm like because my

0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.120
<v Speaker 4>last car, Yeah, I'll flex on you, bitches.

0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:28.560
<v Speaker 1>I was paying to own that forward eat it up. Yeah,

0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and now my parents have it and they've already wrecked

0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:33.480
<v Speaker 1>it three times, so imagine how.

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<v Speaker 2>I And also your other car, the other car that

0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:38.440
<v Speaker 2>you bought. Oh yeah, I was sitting in a lot

0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:41.000
<v Speaker 2>forward lot that it was a black car and it

0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:41.639
<v Speaker 2>turned green.

0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:43.320
<v Speaker 1>No, it was a white car.

0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:47.560
<v Speaker 2>And they called Inya's sister and was like, oh yeah,

0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:50.600
<v Speaker 2>this car, it used to be white, but it's green now.

0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.840
<v Speaker 1>The car turned fucking green, bro, because my family doesn't

0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:56.439
<v Speaker 1>respect me.

0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:02.639
<v Speaker 2>And that's someone with veneer breath. I really did. And

0:21:02.720 --> 0:21:03.639
<v Speaker 2>you know what that is?

0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:04.320
<v Speaker 1>That just stink.

0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Wait, so much has happened.

0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I know who it is.

0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:09.560
<v Speaker 2>So much has happened in my life. This one I

0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:17.159
<v Speaker 2>specifically can't talk about for a plethora of reasons. The

0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:17.840
<v Speaker 2>near breath.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, you ew ew and you were in that mouth.

0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:26.280
<v Speaker 2>No I was not. Don't even don't even say that

0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:26.760
<v Speaker 2>about me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's no evidence to back that you weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say that shit.

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<v Speaker 4>I let my imagination tell, Like the thing is, if

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<v Speaker 4>you're not gonna be a fucking kiss and tell, well,

0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:37.720
<v Speaker 4>why the fuck did you tell me anything? Because now

0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:40.560
<v Speaker 4>my imagination is running wild and I think you and

0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:44.080
<v Speaker 4>whoever the fuck you're talking about did the nastiest ship.

0:21:43.800 --> 0:21:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I could think of. Because if I think about sex,

0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, me and my girls get pervy.

0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, I'll tell you allan.

0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Pervy consentually pervy.

0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Come on, guys, like, should I tell them the one

0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:58.199
<v Speaker 2>detail out front of the gym or no.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not the bottle, it's the phone.

0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.640
<v Speaker 2>If it's not the bottle, it's the phone. There's one

0:22:02.680 --> 0:22:07.240
<v Speaker 2>moment that I'm like debating telling because this happened before

0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 2>a break. Actually whatever, we're cutting all of that.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I was lucky enough to go to Italy with my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Rain and it was so fun. But one of

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<v Speaker 1>my like actually the day I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be more like literally more like.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why am I? Why am I literally in Italy

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<v Speaker 1>right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally?

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I literally in Italy?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally?

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<v Speaker 4>But my most memorable moment from that trip. There was

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<v Speaker 4>so many things that were really funny. But I was

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<v Speaker 4>sitting outside by the pool and I didn't have a

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<v Speaker 4>lighter and I wanted to smoke.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went up to this guy who worked at

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel. I think he was a bellboy.

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<v Speaker 3>He was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was one of those hotels where like everyone's dressed

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<v Speaker 4>like it's a fucking Wes Anderson.

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<v Speaker 1>Movie and he was a bell boy. Ass fuck but

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<v Speaker 1>I went up to it. I was like, oh, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a lighter? And he was like, oh, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I have a lighter. Like, how are the fuck

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<v Speaker 4>you do an Italian accent? I really can't like I

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<v Speaker 4>literally can't, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do it? Like, yes, I have a light.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I have a letter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's better than what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what's really good at it is fucking Rain

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<v Speaker 4>because me and her on one of the days we

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<v Speaker 4>went to this like island where they sell glass and

0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:27.680
<v Speaker 4>a glass company set a boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all had a blast while.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in Italy.

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<v Speaker 4>While we were in Italy, we went to this event

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<v Speaker 4>and at it it was like a bunch of mutual

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<v Speaker 4>friends and me and Rain had gone off and like smoked.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when we came back, I said this, I

0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:44.800
<v Speaker 4>don't think I repeated this to you into like a

0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:48.240
<v Speaker 4>bunch of random guys about me and Rain. I go, yeah, well,

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 4>we just had a party of our own. So I

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.119
<v Speaker 4>don't even go a fuck about this party anymore. And

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<v Speaker 4>with the way like I just present myself or maybe

0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:57.760
<v Speaker 4>I just like think everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm

0:23:57.760 --> 0:23:59.040
<v Speaker 4>scared of the fact that I am gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever, wait, we have to unpack that. No, So then no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that everyone was like, oh, Like I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we just went and had a party of our own.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally just had the best time of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I could go home now, I'm so sleepy.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I said something, it literally made it sound like

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<v Speaker 4>we went and did a bunch of coke and had sex.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is not the thing I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 4>Essentially, this guy, I'm gonna insert a picture where we're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have to blur the fuck out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>This bell boy was like, oh, yeah, I have I

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<v Speaker 1>have a lighter.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, we had to go back and forth because I

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<v Speaker 4>said matches and I was like for smoking like fire,

0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 4>and like I was like doing the whole sign thing

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<v Speaker 4>because like neither of us knew what the fuck we were

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<v Speaker 4>talking about. Also, every time I spoke Spanish, it just confused,

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<v Speaker 4>like confused and escalated the issue.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wasn't doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, oh okay, lighter, lighter, and he goes

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<v Speaker 4>like this, mind you, he's carrying a huge water drug

0:24:53.680 --> 0:24:55.400
<v Speaker 4>because he's going somewhere, And I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>this is the worst thing ever, because I thought he'd

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<v Speaker 4>be like, yeah, I'll be back with matches and not

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<v Speaker 4>like try to like ten to me in the moment

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<v Speaker 4>and he grabs this lighter. Did I show you the

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<v Speaker 4>one he sent me or gave me bruh. I think

0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:09.560
<v Speaker 4>he just like had one of those moments where it's like, oh, yeah,

0:25:09.560 --> 0:25:11.159
<v Speaker 4>I have a lighter. I can literally feel it in

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<v Speaker 4>my tight ass fucking pants right now. And he didn't

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<v Speaker 4>think about the lighter that was in there, and he

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<v Speaker 4>pulled it out and it was this.

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<v Speaker 2>One Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>He pulled it out and like he like he had

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<v Speaker 1>this water drop. So he's like, oh yeah, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>like holding it and going like this mind you. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like around my age, like maybe like twenty four, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's like this. He's like oh and like patting around

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<v Speaker 1>for and I'm just standing and like kind of trying

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<v Speaker 1>not to look.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, dude, just it was like a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>it's icky.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes to give to me. He goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't have to use this one. Like

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<v Speaker 1>he like literally like pulled it back. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, and like started hiding it and.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like I'm so sorry, and I was like what

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<v Speaker 4>and I like saw it and I started cracking up.

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, no, that is perfect.

0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:56.040
<v Speaker 4>Thank you, And I like exactly what and then he

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<v Speaker 4>was like ohh and like like was had the bottom

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<v Speaker 4>was like going to walk when he's like, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll like, I'll like was basically just like, I'll come

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<v Speaker 4>back with matches.

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:05.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's fine, I can use this. This

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<v Speaker 1>is perfect. And he felt so embarrassed and he I

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:11.199
<v Speaker 1>was at that hotel for three nights. He did not

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 1>look at me once.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 1>He was so exciting me.

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:18.240
<v Speaker 2>He knew how like she that was. Yeah, that was

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 2>like a moment, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, honestly good because a straight man should feel like

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 4>he's actually attacking.

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that's very pervystraight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's disgusting and I'm actually gonna call and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get his ass.

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<v Speaker 4>Fine, No, I thought we were gonna key. After that,

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:32.480
<v Speaker 4>he brought me matches after him. When I gave him back,

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, it was perfect. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like and like ran away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that is hilarious.

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:43.399
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, because it doesn't seem like it is.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that was so funny and yeah.

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a really long story where it was

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:50.240
<v Speaker 1>like you kind of had to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that was hilarious. What oh cool, cool, cool, I'm

0:26:57.200 --> 0:26:59.919
<v Speaker 2>just kidding. That was actually awesome. I did not know

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<v Speaker 2>the lighter looked like that.

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:01.760
<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Also in that picture, I'm covering her whole badges out,

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 4>So I think that's why it's not just like a

0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:07.880
<v Speaker 4>girl with boobs.

0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:13.119
<v Speaker 1>It is a naked woman on both sides. And I

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.680
<v Speaker 1>wish I've been saying this. I think I'm gonna buy

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 1>the ray Ban meta glass. I want him filming everything

0:27:20.119 --> 0:27:21.000
<v Speaker 1>because my interaction.

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Imagine I got the cruising on video. No, not in

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 2>like a pervy way so y'all could see it. No,

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 2>I would watch it back later. No, no, please, no, Well,

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:43.520
<v Speaker 2>last night we were talking in bed, and you sleeps

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 2>in my bed almost every night.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I know it's a problem. Not a new big

0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 1>bed and it's amazing.

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Wait did I literally they don't know about that. I

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:54.199
<v Speaker 2>think you got it after Yeah, I got a giant

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 2>I got a king sized bed, y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>It's and it's the best investment he's ever made, because

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<v Speaker 4>literally I I just can't stop sleeping in it.

0:28:02.080 --> 0:28:03.639
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to be able to do for long.

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you that much right now. That bed

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:09.120
<v Speaker 2>has been christened, I know, which.

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Actually grosses me out.

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:12.480
<v Speaker 4>But I've never had to sit on your bed and

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.359
<v Speaker 4>think about if you've done nasty stuff on it.

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, eh uh, and I think

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>he lied to me. I asked him if he washed

0:28:18.600 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 1>his sheets.

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I know, I swear to God. I swear to God

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:23.679
<v Speaker 2>I washed my sheets and then right after I wash

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 2>my sheets, a zul got iboogers all over them and

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:32.399
<v Speaker 2>stained them. Okay, we were laying in bed last night

0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 2>talking and I realized I can look at a person

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 2>and based off of like the distance between their eyes,

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 2>or the distance between their nose and their mouth, or

0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:47.640
<v Speaker 2>the distance between their ears, like bone structure, bone density,

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I can tell how much of a freak nasty they

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 2>are based off of just more on their no, just

0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 2>strictly off of the way they look. I can I

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:01.760
<v Speaker 2>can read them to fill. Oh. Also, uh, Saphia, that

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 2>YouTuber with Tafia, Yeah, she and her husband hate each other.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually don't believe that. I don't believe that the

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 4>girl from busfeed, I don't believe that.

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I think she. I think they're actually really normal.

0:29:16.480 --> 0:29:21.920
<v Speaker 4>I think they are shockingly so normal because to me, no,

0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:25.120
<v Speaker 4>they're not living like it's like a mister beast thing,

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 4>except I would never compare them to mister beasts.

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:31.959
<v Speaker 1>They're like actual like chill people. Oh no, but they

0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 1>hate each other.

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they behind behind closed doors there's a

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:35.320
<v Speaker 2>little tap.

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, yeah, I think I I think she doesn't

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 1>play about that damn job.

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 4>I know that's that, But that's that's why I'm such

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 4>a de like on defense of her, because one thing

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 4>about me is I think to date me is essentially

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 4>like going to boot camp. It's like, yeah, you're gonna

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 4>meet the best people ever and genuinely like love the colonel,

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 4>but the colonel is evil, and like the.

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:54.959
<v Speaker 1>Colonel has a lot of issues. It used to be

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 1>in war.

0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 4>The colonel doesn't play about her job, and I'm the colonel,

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.440
<v Speaker 4>So I think she's kind of like that. It's like, yeah,

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:05.320
<v Speaker 4>like sometimes the colonel wakes up and you don't have

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 4>to tuck your your sheets into your bed is tight

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 4>because she's just gonna be like, yeah, that's a good

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 4>made bed.

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 1>And then other times she's gonna see a letter picking

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 1>from under your pillow and read it to the whole

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 1>courtyard or wherever they fucking sleep. But they make them all.

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 2>You lost me.

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I was giving I was writing a story. I

0:30:23.520 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 1>was acting all your sense. We were doing imagination, exercises.

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I've been trying to do that so I can like

0:30:30.680 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 1>expand my mind and really like I've been trying to

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 1>worlds build. I'm building a world of my.

0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:39.800
<v Speaker 2>You're fucking tweaking out, But like, for example, Josiah not

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 2>a freak nasty based off of une structure and yea,

0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:44.040
<v Speaker 2>let me see.

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I don't think I have freak nasty.

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 2>You have freak nasty bone structure. Me, I'm not a

0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:59.040
<v Speaker 2>freak nasty. I don't have Yeah, wow wow, And I'm

0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 2>here with was. I was so scared when he flipped

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:06.760
<v Speaker 2>it up to me. I was like, oh my god, like,

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 2>but I'm so glad he sent it to me. I

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:10.040
<v Speaker 2>almost asked him. He was like, you want to send

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 2>this to and I was like, yes, please, please please, Like.

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 1>You know what, who the fuck is Coco?

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck is Coco? Yeah? Who the fuck is Coco?

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 2>We need to bring her on the podcast. I really

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:30.080
<v Speaker 2>need to know what her life transpired to be post.

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 4>We need to make like the Marvel Universe of people

0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 4>like that. It's that girl, It's the guy who kicked

0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 4>the abortion.

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Like Turkish quant Dingle, Turkish Kwandale.

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Dingle i don't know who that is.

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you do the group leader. They

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 2>were singing that Kanye.

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 4>West song enough oh oh the kid Nina, Oh, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina,

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 4>Nina fell off.

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Question Oh that bit you go, bitch?

0:31:58.640 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 1>You know who you know?

0:31:59.680 --> 0:31:59.760
<v Speaker 4>She?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, like she should have been If Balenciaga

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 1>really wanted to hard launch their esoteric, weird comeback, they

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>should have put her on that. Yeah, her sitting next

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>to Devin, That's what I.

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Want, And I want to see Na and devn interact period.

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 4>They would have a key though. I think I kind

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 4>of think Devon is the kind of person that like,

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 4>you could put her in a room with anybody and

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:26.840
<v Speaker 4>she will walk out and they will have each other's numbers.

0:32:26.880 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Like that woman just has a charm.

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:31.720
<v Speaker 2>To her that she's perfect down to the last minute.

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Fucking teacher.

0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 1>She would survive the colonel.

0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 2>But you know who else fell the fuck off? You

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 2>know who else fell off? Greta Thunberg. That bitch is

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:46.960
<v Speaker 2>in the gutters, bitch like sorry, bit like literally looked up, like.

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't Luave use her?

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Like what? Don't even get me started. I have beef

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:56.120
<v Speaker 2>with l Wave. They stole from my girl, Ali spag

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 2>and all love. They put it on the runway, Ali Spag,

0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 2>we're spagg It's we're all fucking s bag get. She

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:04.520
<v Speaker 2>did it first with the chia seed u tuxedo, then

0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>like four months later at the Wave put it on

0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 2>the road.

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:11.080
<v Speaker 1>You see tuxedo. When she went to the wine tasting.

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Girl, I'm aa spag it through and through like don't

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 2>even don't even know.

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 1>But she went to the wine tasting on her and

0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>took the buzz.

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Back and yeah, give me your hand. I love you

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 2>and you're so special to me. I love you too, gorgeous.

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, thank you. You look really good today too.

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Josiah, you're there.

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I love Josiah. We haven't been hanging. It's actually annoying.

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.760
<v Speaker 4>Josiah moved closer to us and he doesn't come over anymore.

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 1>And that's exactly what we saw.

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Predicted it. We predicted it.

0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:47.719
<v Speaker 4>We're like, it's predictive programming. It's predictive programming. And now

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 4>he's like, oh, he's like trying to sign that like

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:52.080
<v Speaker 4>I've been gone and I've been like working, I've been

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:53.479
<v Speaker 4>working for the fucking tamily.

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's been putting food on the family, putting

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>food on the table, paying your rent. We paid Josiah's rent.

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Josiah doesn't pay rant and we.

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Can not get no money. He's saying, I get no money.

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, you get no money. No bitches, no swag, no swag,

0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 2>no bitches, no swag. That's inya.

0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Also you're signing like just it works. Actually, but what

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 2>was I saying? Oh, yeah, Greta Thornberg fell off bitches

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>in the gun, her legacy being Lisban and Lisbon lesbian,

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 2>and I shouldn't be up here? Is the thing is

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:37.919
<v Speaker 2>so like so perfectly what's wrong with everything in this world?

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Because like she literally was that girl. She was like

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 2>fighting for primate change.

0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:45.319
<v Speaker 1>I think she shouldn't be up here, up there, like

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:47.440
<v Speaker 1>you're right, you should be in school, and your parents

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.279
<v Speaker 1>kind of suck for not letting you just go to

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:51.719
<v Speaker 1>school and should be here, like, go to.

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:55.160
<v Speaker 4>School, be normal and then you can Like, but poor girl,

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 4>she was fighting for a cause that she felt so

0:34:57.000 --> 0:34:57.400
<v Speaker 4>strong for.

0:34:57.520 --> 0:34:59.080
<v Speaker 2>I think she's still fighting for it. But in like

0:34:59.120 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 2>twenty years she'll.

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Probably aware because I don't see her.

0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Wait, can she be president?

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Can she? I think you have to be like.

0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:06.640
<v Speaker 4>A certain age and you have to be born in

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 4>the US to be the president.

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>She was skipping class just I said, she didn't want

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:17.319
<v Speaker 2>to be in school. She did all that, like me

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:19.400
<v Speaker 2>faking sick to get out of class, me faking to

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 2>be a climate change activist, to skip class to be a.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 1>Martyr for her cause.

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:28.400
<v Speaker 4>After finding out about what's her name, Anthony know the

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 4>one girl who she learned how to read and it

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 4>was illegal and she actually she.

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Never I guess was.

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:40.279
<v Speaker 4>Actually know Malala Loki never fell off, like Malala is

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:42.279
<v Speaker 4>always that girl, Greta, you fell off?

0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Because seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Like

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:46.479
<v Speaker 1>we like don't like what?

0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I support everything. Don't get me wrong, No.

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I do, but like you know what I mean, Like she.

0:35:52.480 --> 0:35:54.879
<v Speaker 4>Literally was in school she learned about Malala. She was like, wait,

0:35:54.880 --> 0:35:58.200
<v Speaker 4>there's a method to the madness. I really fuck with sustainability.

0:35:58.280 --> 0:35:59.640
<v Speaker 4>Let me just see if this will get me out

0:35:59.640 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 4>of class.

0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>And it worked.

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:03.319
<v Speaker 2>Skipping class by netspind.

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 5>O.

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Whoa, I'm twenty seven years old.

0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 1>And I love that. No, and you're doing the right thing.

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:15.160
<v Speaker 1>It's actually very smart where you're doing.

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.880
<v Speaker 2>No, actually, what you're doing here is actually really smart.

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 2>What you're doing right now is really smart.

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Did you have roaches growing up?

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:24.399
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh my god, we had fucking roaches that would

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:27.640
<v Speaker 2>fly around and like attack and shit like whoa, No,

0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:31.280
<v Speaker 2>they would literally come out shake water bugs, water bugs.

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 2>They would attack the fuck out of us. And I

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:36.439
<v Speaker 2>didn't really I wasn't scared of them until I saw

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 2>my mom petrified. If you bring a roach around my mom,

0:36:39.719 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 2>she will literally like cut off an arm to get away. Well,

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 2>did you have roaches?

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but we had like the baby ones that like

0:36:48.920 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 4>I saw TikTok recently that was like the tiny roaches

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 4>are a signed that like the nest is huge and

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 4>it's like a huge investation. Growing up in our first house,

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:00.360
<v Speaker 4>we had roaches and like there is a her in

0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:06.640
<v Speaker 4>kind of terror you Carrie, after having an infestation of

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 4>roaches that never goes away, because I feel like were

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:11.840
<v Speaker 4>the roaches getting in your house or were the roaches

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 4>there to stay?

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:14.880
<v Speaker 2>They were there? We had roaches and mice.

0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we had hella rats. Like I know, the

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 1>smell of a dead rat, a dead rat and a.

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Cracker, dead rat and a cracker.

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Like to me, it's all.

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I'm referencing. No, the girl gets

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.920
<v Speaker 2>hit in the throat. No, she's walking by the pile

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 2>of doctor Pepper's and her friend a fake rat. Yeah.

0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a black toilet and I don't know.

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 4>I thought that was okay because I haven't seen like

0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:51.839
<v Speaker 4>anything that's come out of my body. And now when

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 4>I go to a toilet that's normal and like not

0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:57.719
<v Speaker 4>a black hole of despair. And I go to look

0:37:57.719 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 4>in because you're supposed to be looking in the toilet

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:02.720
<v Speaker 4>to see if you're healthy. It's literally terrifying.

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:04.680
<v Speaker 2>But we could ask the plumber today if we can

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:05.279
<v Speaker 2>change it.

0:38:05.480 --> 0:38:09.360
<v Speaker 1>I think I need to because it's very, very very decent,

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Like it's yeah to wake up in the morning and poop.

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:14.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't know my health because I haven't seen my

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 4>poop in literally two months since. Yeah, you can't see anything,

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:20.800
<v Speaker 4>and I don't know the color of my pee. I

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:22.719
<v Speaker 4>don't know when I start my period, Like.

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, let's have that conversation. And you took a

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 2>piss in my toilet like three nights ago. It was

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:34.800
<v Speaker 2>it was the darkest durine I have ever seen it.

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:37.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like bacterial vaginosin. Yeah, fishy.

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's not true. That's not true.

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 4>We actually don't need to start the rumor that I'm

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:45.239
<v Speaker 4>like one of those dirty, nasty girls, because I take

0:38:45.239 --> 0:38:47.640
<v Speaker 4>care of myself, like I like literally, like.

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 1>There's maintenance, there's maintenance, there's weekly maintenance.

0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 4>And sometimes you know what, I'm in a bad place

0:38:55.239 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 4>and it's not getting the word in me. But the

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 4>bridge is back down, the people are re entering the city.

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.960
<v Speaker 1>It is bustling, it is alive. My body is back.

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 2>No, and it takes care of herself. But she just

0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 2>had one day where that is no, it's bad.

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:14.920
<v Speaker 4>I haven't been drinking as much water because all of

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:19.480
<v Speaker 4>my that's not my company, those fucking binks, that's not

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 4>my company. That's not that's not my bottle.

0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Don't yell at us about the fucking price.

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 1>That's not my bottle. They played their cards, right, that's

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:30.760
<v Speaker 1>not my bottle. They used me. They used me, and I'm.

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:32.920
<v Speaker 4>Gonna come after them, not actually because I don't give

0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:35.239
<v Speaker 4>a fuck, but like, that's not my bottle. They just

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:37.440
<v Speaker 4>sent me the bottle for free, against my will, against

0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:37.759
<v Speaker 4>my will.

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:39.560
<v Speaker 1>They found my address and they sent me things. And

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy about it.

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 4>But that is the only way I drink water is

0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:45.080
<v Speaker 4>if I have one of those big, stupid fucking bottles

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:48.359
<v Speaker 4>in my hand. And I've been traveling and working and

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 4>moving around a bunch, so all of my bottles have

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 4>collected in my car. And last night I was brave

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:54.960
<v Speaker 4>and I took all of them out because seeing the

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:56.200
<v Speaker 4>color of my pea, I was.

0:39:56.160 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 1>Like, guys, I'm going through it. Actually, no, I'm coming

0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:01.799
<v Speaker 1>out of going through, because I was.

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:02.920
<v Speaker 2>You're coming out.

0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Coming. Ah. She had no idea that song would be

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:10.040
<v Speaker 1>huge with gay.

0:40:09.840 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 2>People, or she did, and she had no idea it

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 2>would be huge with straight No.

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I think she had that song written, she had that

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:20.439
<v Speaker 1>song given to her right she wrote the song.

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Have you all ever accidentally seen my balls and not

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:24.280
<v Speaker 2>said anything no.

0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Because I would scream. I would be fucking disgusting.

0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Really No, I just needed to know that. Oh.

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 1>But basically I was thinking about how.

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I've seen yours and I've seen your biginie. Yeah, you've

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:42.280
<v Speaker 2>seen me, yes, they fell out of your boxers morning.

0:40:42.680 --> 0:40:45.240
<v Speaker 1>You've seen my prickly pair. Because I don't give a fuck.

0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:48.719
<v Speaker 2>When you see me naked and ya's got a fur ball?

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 2>I coughed up a lot of fucking I felt like

0:40:53.320 --> 0:41:07.800
<v Speaker 2>a cat years ago, yes whoa well catching fire, Hunger

0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Games and Chickmunks Chipmunks chip Wrecked were filmed on the

0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:14.000
<v Speaker 2>same beach.

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Like that being is there any other slides or is

0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:17.760
<v Speaker 1>it just that scene?

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Just that scene?

0:41:18.800 --> 0:41:20.759
<v Speaker 1>That's like I wish it was more like why didn't

0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 1>they all film in the same jungle because what happened

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 1>in chip Wrecked.

0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:26.839
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember that movie at all. I really want

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 4>to rewatch Shruck two, which sounds like the most like

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:33.120
<v Speaker 4>track ass thing ever. But Shrek two was the best

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:35.719
<v Speaker 4>movie and it was the gayest shark movie and it

0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 4>was so good musically and musically, and I saw screenshots

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 4>of like the fagro of Deeo they made, and now,

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:44.600
<v Speaker 4>after living in La, this song, I'm like, damn, I

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:47.319
<v Speaker 4>really need to see this, because the best part about

0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:49.880
<v Speaker 4>living in LA is now a bunch of movies I rewatched.

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, auto yeah, I literally like when I first

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.680
<v Speaker 2>moved here was like I've literally been hearing Grand Theft.

0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Thought y'all better not play g in front of me

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:02.360
<v Speaker 1>because I already can't shut up about the fact that

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm from Miami if oh, like I've actually been there.

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Funny because before that was there, this was there.

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:10.839
<v Speaker 2>It's actually a lot smaller in the game than it

0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 2>is in real life.

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 1>It's huge, you wouldn't believe it, and then you get

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>there in person is not that much big.

0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:19.239
<v Speaker 2>Something we don't talk about enough, And I wish Kai

0:42:19.400 --> 0:42:23.000
<v Speaker 2>was here to get berated by us because we don't

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 2>talk about this moment enough. And I saw it the

0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 2>other day sand whoa was that not good?

0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:33.839
<v Speaker 1>No one caught that? Like, Okay, I guess it was bad.

0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 2>We don't talk about Bruno. Yeah, that monstid damage. We'll

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 2>get back though.

0:42:41.960 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>That was good.

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:43.400
<v Speaker 2>You guys are sleeping.

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh, but when people are commenting Bruno in the comments,

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:48.919
<v Speaker 4>then y'all are gonna feel left down.

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 2>But something we don't talk about enough is sand literally

0:42:56.440 --> 0:43:00.439
<v Speaker 2>falling out of Kaishu. Like he lift his foot up

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 2>and like a pound of sand dusted out fell on

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:07.600
<v Speaker 2>the floor of our kitchen. Yeah, like it literally it

0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 2>was like Thano snap like, but with his toe it

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 2>really was.

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Also because it was his toes.

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:16.160
<v Speaker 4>It did feel like in a movie when someone starts disintegrating,

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:17.399
<v Speaker 4>because it always starts from their.

0:43:17.680 --> 0:43:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, It's just like, was he even at the beach? Why?

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:22.879
<v Speaker 1>And why were those your shoes at the beach? Why

0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:24.400
<v Speaker 1>where did all of that fucking come from?

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 2>We really need to have a conversation about this with

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 2>him the next episode, and he's going to listen to this,

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:32.280
<v Speaker 2>and he's going to try to defend himself, But don't.

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Even listen to this and try to defend his honor.

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Don't even try to text me about it, because we're

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:41.000
<v Speaker 2>going to talk about this next week. Mickey seventeen. Worst

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:42.279
<v Speaker 2>movie I've ever seen in my life?

0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen it?

0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I didn't know. You saw it already. You see

0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>everything without me? You fucking hate me?

0:43:48.040 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Worst fucking movie I have ever seen. It is a

0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:55.919
<v Speaker 2>sattire that happened five years too late, and the dick

0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 2>riding I have seen for it is literally it makes

0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:01.919
<v Speaker 2>me feel dumb and stupid in my head. I love him,

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I love I love the host. That was like one

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 2>of my first favorite movies ever. I remember watching over

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 2>and over and over again, so I understand, like he

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:11.719
<v Speaker 2>has an obsession with like creatures, but like, how do

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:15.400
<v Speaker 2>you go from parasite to that? Like girl?

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 4>Like I want to watch it, but like I sometimes

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:21.759
<v Speaker 4>I hate that for creatives because when somebody makes something

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:22.560
<v Speaker 4>that good, I'm.

0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, it's impossible.

0:44:23.400 --> 0:44:25.439
<v Speaker 1>I did. No matter what you do next, people aren't

0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna be happy.

0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 2>And I went into it expecting not the best movie.

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:30.839
<v Speaker 1>Ever, but not to be satisfied.

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I expected not. I did not expect parasite

0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:36.800
<v Speaker 2>by any means. I expected like a super americanized version

0:44:37.000 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 2>of like whatever a creature film, but like because I

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:44.600
<v Speaker 2>saw like videos about it, but like damn I did,

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:46.839
<v Speaker 2>it did not resonate with me at all. Like there

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:48.400
<v Speaker 2>were points in the movie where I was like, oh,

0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I might actually get.

0:44:49.440 --> 0:44:51.319
<v Speaker 4>Up in well, because does every movie need to be

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:54.800
<v Speaker 4>about like some gay, fucking like good person with an iPhone?

0:44:55.160 --> 0:44:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:01.480
<v Speaker 4>Wait what because you said it just like didn't like

0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 4>maybe you just didn't feel like you were being shown

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:05.880
<v Speaker 4>in it. So I'm just saying, like, if is that

0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 4>what it's gonna take.

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:15.840
<v Speaker 5>I'm not fucking day you do the hell that you

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:24.800
<v Speaker 5>were doing a thing. Oh it sounds like you ew hell.

0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>It does sound like he no show the video, Hell

0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:34.400
<v Speaker 1>up the evidence, y'all.

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I got a hotel for two days because I was

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 2>expecting a crash out. I thought I was gonna like

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 2>literally be sad, and I was like, I don't want

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:44.600
<v Speaker 2>to taint the energy of the new house with sadness.

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:45.359
<v Speaker 1>The crash out.

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:47.399
<v Speaker 4>He fully did crash out, and he crashed out over

0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:50.000
<v Speaker 4>not getting a text back, and he literally was the

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 4>craziest I've ever seen him act, and he was tweaking

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:57.560
<v Speaker 4>out and he couldn't hear any positive reinforcements. So like,

0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 4>literally the three of us were just sitting and we

0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:01.800
<v Speaker 4>were like, walk him lose his mind, and it was amazing.

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:02.680
<v Speaker 1>But that's good.

0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 4>That means I just have to get a really nice camera,

0:46:04.840 --> 0:46:07.959
<v Speaker 4>so like for your big crash out. Oh, we're making

0:46:08.000 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 4>taxi driver too.

0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 2>No. Literally, Also, you have the video.

0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:14.120
<v Speaker 1>On your phone and you're not gonna see it, bitch.

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I got a hotel room for two days

0:46:19.200 --> 0:46:25.880
<v Speaker 2>to crash out because I was like dark darkness, darkness, darkness.

0:46:25.920 --> 0:46:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to take the energy of my new home.

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:49.080
<v Speaker 2>And I did exactly that. And then mind you, I

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:51.920
<v Speaker 2>get to this hotel room and I'm alone, and I

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 2>direct I go directly to the hallway closet, shut it

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:56.799
<v Speaker 2>behind me, and sit on the floor of it for

0:46:56.840 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 2>an hour, just like in the darkness, not not being sad,

0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:05.839
<v Speaker 2>just like sitting in the darkness. And it's a nice

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:07.879
<v Speaker 2>hotel room too. I should have explored a little bit,

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:09.120
<v Speaker 2>should have gone by the pool.

0:47:10.440 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 1>No, that was nice. I think the I think the

0:47:12.080 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 1>way you did it was perfect. Sitting in the closet.

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, fuck, I set myself up every fucking time.

0:47:20.640 --> 0:47:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Brou I know, I just like screamed my voice away.

0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 2>By the way.

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:25.600
<v Speaker 1>No, you've been losing your voice over the past three days.

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:28.359
<v Speaker 2>Should I like scream really loud and completely lose it?

0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:29.359
<v Speaker 1>Would you lose it?

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:31.040
<v Speaker 2>I think yeah, I think so. And I think like

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:34.239
<v Speaker 2>people with racipy voices are so sexy, Like imagine like

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 2>meeting all the people in New York and I'm like, hey,

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:45.200
<v Speaker 2>that would be kind of like, um yeah, Mickey seventeen

0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 2>bunk as fuck. We I saw Barbie's movie.

0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I have to see it.

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:55.200
<v Speaker 2>It is so fucking good and like I.

0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:57.319
<v Speaker 1>Know, I've only heard people talk about how good it is.

0:47:57.400 --> 0:48:01.880
<v Speaker 2>It is the most like whole like feel good movie,

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 2>like cry at the end, like, uh, it was so good.

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:10.760
<v Speaker 2>And Barbie's performance was legitimately like one of my favorite

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:13.000
<v Speaker 2>performances I've seen. I need to see it when in

0:48:13.000 --> 0:48:16.439
<v Speaker 2>the last six months, like she went fucking ape shit,

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:19.000
<v Speaker 2>and like not that I didn't know she had that

0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:21.279
<v Speaker 2>in her, but like to a certain degree, I was like,

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:23.840
<v Speaker 2>I was genuinely shocked. I was like, Oh, she's acting

0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:25.279
<v Speaker 2>her fucking boots off, Like.

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Dad, I'm so excited for like all.

0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Bob Trevino cuts hair.

0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:32.920
<v Speaker 1>But my media of the week.

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Next time somebody pisses you off, just set them up

0:48:39.640 --> 0:48:43.160
<v Speaker 4>to give you head, like the exact day you stop leading,

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:44.680
<v Speaker 4>like on that day that you know, if you did

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:47.080
<v Speaker 4>a few jumping jacks, you would like launch out like

0:48:47.160 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 4>the last membranes. Just make sure someone gives you head

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:53.640
<v Speaker 4>right in that like radioactive state of disaster. And that

0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:56.759
<v Speaker 4>to me would be the best revenge because what you're

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.440
<v Speaker 4>gonna be like the worst case scenarios that person walks away,

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:02.040
<v Speaker 4>ang the are like do her pussy tasted like fucking ass?

0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, yeah, I was on my period, Like what.

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Tastes like butty tastes like a buttle?

0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Well they are very close. Yeah, that's so us.

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:19.640
<v Speaker 4>Okay, the last thing I'll say is gonna hurt Drew's feelings. Wow,

0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.600
<v Speaker 4>But okay, actually not really because I don't feel this

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 4>way about yours. But you know, those wine bottles with

0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 4>the like the ones do you have in your room

0:49:29.600 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 4>with that flip cap, Those at a restaurant make me

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:36.640
<v Speaker 4>feel so fucking nasty for some reason, Like I just

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:39.160
<v Speaker 4>feel like a bottle shaped like that does not get

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:41.400
<v Speaker 4>clean the amount it should be cleaned, yea, and to

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.880
<v Speaker 4>the extent it should be cleaned for everyone's nasty hands

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 4>going in there. And I just think about, like when

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 4>someone has their earrings in for too long and it

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:52.040
<v Speaker 4>cakes up and gets fucking disgusting, which is the nastiest

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:54.680
<v Speaker 4>guy trait ever. And I'm so fucking tired of men

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.839
<v Speaker 4>taking like effeminate trace and doing it and you're doing

0:49:57.880 --> 0:50:00.600
<v Speaker 4>it fucking nasty. You're getting a manicure of a color

0:50:00.640 --> 0:50:02.399
<v Speaker 4>too dark, but you can't see that there's dirt under

0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:04.920
<v Speaker 4>your fucking nails because you're a fucking animal and you're

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:07.920
<v Speaker 4>not somebody who's scrubbing your fucking nails before you touch people.

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Nasty fucking monster.

0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 4>And that's how I feel about men with earrings, because

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:14.520
<v Speaker 4>they always get their ears pierced and then they never

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:17.240
<v Speaker 4>take it out and it smells like fucking ass crack.

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Of Notre Dome. It's so fucking nasty.

0:50:19.920 --> 0:50:23.040
<v Speaker 4>But that is what I imagine for the wine bottle, Like

0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:25.719
<v Speaker 4>things at restaurants is like it was just all that

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:29.080
<v Speaker 4>fucking gunk from naw go to restaurants and they don't

0:50:29.160 --> 0:50:31.320
<v Speaker 4>wash their hands and they touch everything, and everything is

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 4>fucking nasty and I hate those and I hate I know, sustainability.

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:39.320
<v Speaker 4>It is the ugliest fucking thing ever. Stop cutting glass

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 4>bottles in half and making them cups, because it's not

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:46.279
<v Speaker 4>a foy, it is a bottle cut in half, and

0:50:46.320 --> 0:50:47.400
<v Speaker 4>I hate those cups.

0:50:47.440 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 1>And like the bottom of wine glasses is so ugly.

0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:53.520
<v Speaker 1>The nipple, like if I wanted to suck on a nipple,

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:56.120
<v Speaker 1>I'd get on my fuckhone and make it happen.

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 2>He'd come to me. And if I wanted to suck

0:50:59.560 --> 0:51:01.120
<v Speaker 2>a nipple, I'd be sucking hers.

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so gross to think about.

0:51:08.239 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 4>Bobs deflated and I just have skin sacks and when

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:12.440
<v Speaker 4>I bend over, it literally like I look like the

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 4>woman from barbering.

0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:16.319
<v Speaker 2>You know those like punching bags or yeah, that's what

0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:17.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm That's what I.

0:51:17.320 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 4>Do, and I'm not gonna do anything about it, honestly,

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 4>like for a long time, I was like, I'm gonn

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 4>get my boobs one.

0:51:21.120 --> 0:51:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I'mnna get my boobs done. Honestly, there's something like crazy

0:51:23.760 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 1>about that.

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 5>For what?

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Literally for what?

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 4>Because I'm why, I'm so fucking in my head that

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:32.759
<v Speaker 4>I every everybody I met, I'd be like, I got

0:51:32.760 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 4>my boobs done, and then like it would be like

0:51:35.640 --> 0:51:38.719
<v Speaker 4>a useless conversation because I'm just like weirdly insecure, and

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 4>I'd be like, you can you tell I didn't want

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:42.280
<v Speaker 4>something to my boobs because I did something to my boobs?

0:51:42.320 --> 0:51:44.680
<v Speaker 2>You would make it interesting because you're very interesting.

0:51:44.880 --> 0:51:46.759
<v Speaker 4>Thanks, But I don't want to because it's like too

0:51:46.840 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 4>much work. Also, I genuinely think if somebody cut me

0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:51.640
<v Speaker 4>open and I woke to that, I would kill myself.

0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I'm saying the drainage pipes afterwards, Like

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you could handle.

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking disgusting.

0:51:57.200 --> 0:51:59.040
<v Speaker 4>But I don't mean it's discussing like girl, if you

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 4>get your shit done like fos like I just can't

0:52:01.040 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 4>because something's wrong with me.

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 1>And every day my waking up, my whole existence feels

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:07.640
<v Speaker 1>like uh.

0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:11.160
<v Speaker 4>The like baralyze, I paralyzed the paralyze, paraly apparently paralyzed.

0:52:11.200 --> 0:52:12.239
<v Speaker 1>That was just every day.

0:52:12.320 --> 0:52:14.600
<v Speaker 4>The reason I think I smoke so much is because

0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:20.680
<v Speaker 4>last year I became so just like disconnected, and I

0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:23.719
<v Speaker 4>think about how often I called myself stupid. It was

0:52:23.840 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 4>fully just because I know too much and I don't

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:28.120
<v Speaker 4>want to talk. I literally don't want to talk about anything.

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:30.919
<v Speaker 4>And every day my existence has felt like at least

0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:32.719
<v Speaker 4>one moment I wake up and I come to and

0:52:32.760 --> 0:52:35.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, apparently the paralyzed, that flusher bones of flusher

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:36.000
<v Speaker 4>modes of flusher modes.

0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Of lusher bones. That is what my existence feels like.

0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Literally.

0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:42.839
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, I really hate those restaurant nasty bottles. They're

0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:47.320
<v Speaker 4>so fucking I also hate, like a restaurant dispenser, the

0:52:47.400 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 4>plastic ones that like have the spring that they really

0:52:50.160 --> 0:52:52.239
<v Speaker 4>don't work. And you know that whoever touched it last

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:55.719
<v Speaker 4>because you're about to do the same fucking thing is

0:52:55.840 --> 0:52:57.759
<v Speaker 4>dig their hands in there. And I just think about

0:52:57.760 --> 0:53:00.000
<v Speaker 4>how dirty. So I never use the top napkins because

0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:03.560
<v Speaker 4>also those top naps against all the plastic, So like,

0:53:03.719 --> 0:53:05.759
<v Speaker 4>if I use napkins from something like that, I'll make

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:07.400
<v Speaker 4>sure to use the center of the napkins. From the

0:53:07.440 --> 0:53:10.080
<v Speaker 4>ones laid under it, because the side ones have already

0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:13.240
<v Speaker 4>ripped across and wiped down this fucking plastic controversy.

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:16.360
<v Speaker 2>You know what I hate is the soap dispensers that

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:19.520
<v Speaker 2>you have to go you have to touch. Yeah, you

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:21.839
<v Speaker 2>hit them, you or you hit it like with your

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:24.839
<v Speaker 2>palm and it squirts it out those because every once

0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:27.960
<v Speaker 2>in a while, my fingers will graze like the mechanism

0:53:28.120 --> 0:53:33.359
<v Speaker 2>underneath and it's like dried cake like soap that's been

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 2>there for months, if not years, it's never been cleaned,

0:53:36.400 --> 0:53:38.920
<v Speaker 2>and it'll flake into the palm of my hand. I

0:53:39.040 --> 0:53:43.000
<v Speaker 2>hate that. Hate that. Also. I hate wet countertops more

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 2>than anything in the world. Like literally, a wet sink

0:53:47.440 --> 0:53:51.279
<v Speaker 2>will make me lose my fucking mind. Like oh, because

0:53:51.280 --> 0:53:52.280
<v Speaker 2>all I can think, eh.

0:53:53.239 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 4>Is the germs residing in the pool. Yeah, like pol

0:53:56.239 --> 0:53:57.880
<v Speaker 4>is the body of the water, the body. The bodies

0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:00.160
<v Speaker 4>of water hold water hold back to you, or the

0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:01.440
<v Speaker 4>body of these water hold bacteria.

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:05.320
<v Speaker 2>The brain, the body keeps the score. Everything about that.

0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Think about that.

0:54:07.360 --> 0:54:11.960
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I with all my time to myself in

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:13.960
<v Speaker 1>my brain, I have thought a lot about all the

0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:18.720
<v Speaker 1>things that I thought were normal, and they're not because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody should feel that way about wine bottles,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure someone out there feels that they get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Room Sid con Way that Enya might be into bestiality

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<v Speaker 2>fucking with a goat like me. Okay, Enya's koochy tastes

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<v Speaker 2>like laptops.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds good to me.

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<v Speaker 2>BPD, bpd this bpd that I want to be putting

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<v Speaker 2>this pee on his d Okay, that was from Gray Star.

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<v Speaker 2>They asked me to call.

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<v Speaker 1>Them Gurger Gray Star Enterprises. That's what that sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>Your face right now, like for what you're looking up

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<v Speaker 1>versus like the face of seriousness. You have the face,

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<v Speaker 1>This is the face of seriousness.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone emailed me. So, my best friend and I went

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<v Speaker 2>to Oaklawn in Dallas on Friday the twentieth. Around one am,

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<v Speaker 2>we realized her phone was gone. We were so fixated

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<v Speaker 2>on the missing phone, not even because it was an

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<v Speaker 2>iPhone sixteen, but because we had waited over a month

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<v Speaker 2>for our emergency intercom cases that were back ordered. We

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<v Speaker 2>finally got them. I have the Annue one, she had

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<v Speaker 2>the Drew one, and her phone went missing. All we

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<v Speaker 2>could think about the phone case is gone. iPhone sixteen replaceable,

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<v Speaker 2>the case devastated. Anyways, we didn't end up finding her phone.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't end up finding her phone, and by the

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<v Speaker 2>next morning we realized her while it was gone to

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<v Speaker 2>she literally got pickpocket in a gighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we should send we should send her case.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally such a good person. What the fuck? Like

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<v Speaker 1>what I hear stories like that and genuinely I think

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<v Speaker 1>send her case. No, that is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, how did you not notice your walt being so

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<v Speaker 4>caught up about the case that you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Realize your whole fucking wall is missing.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, I think like you are the type of person

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<v Speaker 4>if your phone went missing, you would destroy the night.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if my phone went missing, the night could

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<v Speaker 4>go on. And honestly, the MC no, but I might

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<v Speaker 4>get better.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not destroy the night. I really, if I

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<v Speaker 2>was drunk, I would not destroy the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh if you were drunk, but you're never drunk anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>so you would destroy the night.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight. Pubic hair scares me so bad. That is not

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<v Speaker 2>a bush, That is a weeping willow.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, I'm gonna pull your pants down.

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<v Speaker 2>I just read one that just like physic like made

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<v Speaker 2>me cringe.

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<v Speaker 1>Umm, oh my god, imagine it was yours that made

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<v Speaker 1>him cringe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, if we weren't Brockhampton, if we weren't Brockhampton

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<v Speaker 2>stands together. Please don't say we go way back.

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<v Speaker 1>Me when I was the colonel of Brockhampton.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmm, I'm a fly a lucky follower out to my

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<v Speaker 2>house to fuck them. Okay, I'm a fly a lucky

0:57:28.000 --> 0:57:30.640
<v Speaker 2>follower out to my house to tell them my theories.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you break up with your boyfriend if you found

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<v Speaker 2>out he could do the splits? Yes? Ups, United, Penis

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<v Speaker 2>Services dropping dick off daily.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to wax pussy for a living, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>scared of fuck. Oh wait, I want to I want

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<v Speaker 2>to wax pussy for a living, but I'm scared I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna eat one and get fired. That's literally me. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>my media media, Sorry, all those say ups suck.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that was awesome. I can't think of anything relationships

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<v Speaker 1>by him. Loved that song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was about to say that.

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<v Speaker 4>A no, no immediately No, okay, wait, actually I'll just

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<v Speaker 4>go through the first six songs. I Touch, I Touched,

0:58:30.160 --> 0:58:33.680
<v Speaker 4>roses By Book of Love were almost there. Michael Jose

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:36.560
<v Speaker 4>Somebody Loves Me Sister Sledge.

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<v Speaker 1>But Sisters four or five four and Borderline by Madonna.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Borderline Personality Disorder by Madonna. I really have only

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<v Speaker 2>been listening to Salem like.

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<v Speaker 1>Only that's a really scary lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know it's it's like normally when I

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<v Speaker 2>listened to it like it feels, I can't. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>say that the reason why I listened to it, But

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<v Speaker 2>there's there's the normally when I'm listening to Salem, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a reason, but I don't have that reason this time,

0:59:11.480 --> 0:59:14.360
<v Speaker 2>and I'm listening to it just for fun and I

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:14.960
<v Speaker 2>kind of love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is awesome. Was it a sad reason?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'd like no reason at all. Really, I just

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<v Speaker 2>like it. Asia by Salem, Red Lights by Salem. I

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<v Speaker 2>really like, uh, not much of a life. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>much jove a lifely Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, is that Lana?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's Salem. Oh no, they sampled Rihanna, Oh hey, Dan,

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<v Speaker 2>I like this song Thrown Around by James Blake, Hell

1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:06.240
<v Speaker 2>of a Ride by Nourished by Time, and then gay

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<v Speaker 2>Guy by DJ Assault And just know there have been

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<v Speaker 2>a major there was a major event that happened in

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<v Speaker 2>La that we can't talk about because Kai decided to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking ditch us today. But we'll talk about it next week.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go into it. But just know I'm a star.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talented. People want to sit and look at me

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<v Speaker 2>in my fucking face and tell me I can't sing

1:00:29.520 --> 1:00:31.640
<v Speaker 2>when I can get on stage in front of sixteen

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<v Speaker 2>hundred people in flawlessly, flawless.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be me, be me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on my Chris breathe, breathe, flawlessly sing Kitty Cat

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<v Speaker 2>and countdown.

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<v Speaker 1>And just how do you beat?

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<v Speaker 2>Since he was eight, since he was on America's Got Talent? Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I just put something together that I can't say until

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<v Speaker 2>after the podcast, and you're gonna die laughing. Yeah, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but okay, thank you guys so much for tuning in.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll never leave you again, that is the lie. We

1:01:08.200 --> 1:01:12.000
<v Speaker 2>will one day. We will one day soon probably we

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<v Speaker 2>will probably vanish and there may never be us ever again,

1:01:17.160 --> 1:01:28.280
<v Speaker 2>but there are fuck me fuck we may leave one

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<v Speaker 2>day very soon, and I'm soft launching the demise of

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast. But I love you. That's not true, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would you believe me? True?

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<v Speaker 2>I bet who does it better me? All right, piecea

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<v Speaker 2>la Bye guys,