Speaker 1: My back day a night. Never beget it. Prances is
Speaker 1: that road toy? Oh oh.
Speaker 2: Was that thing moving or what.
Speaker 1: It was really shaking? It was shaking so crazy?
Speaker 2: Chat was it moving?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're back, guys, Welcome back to a
Speaker 3: bardeny Wow, wow, famously famously.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I feel like it.
Speaker 4: Really it does feel like I'm at somebody's house who
Speaker 4: I used to hook up with a lot and then
Speaker 4: I just like randomly got busy and stopped seeing.
Speaker 1: But I'm like bored back at their house.
Speaker 2: No, it feels like I'm sitting on the edge of
Speaker 2: the bed before I boke up, clutching. Yeah, there is
Speaker 2: an energy, there is an energy.
Speaker 4: But wellcause we also haven't broken in this new space
Speaker 4: because we went on the break kind of right when
Speaker 4: we moved in because we just needed the time, and boyds,
Speaker 4: did I have a time. I genuinely am like, I
Speaker 4: am so happy. I love my life. I'm so happy.
Speaker 4: I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm
Speaker 4: so happy. I'm so happy.
Speaker 2: We're so happy. We're so happy. We're so happy. We're
Speaker 2: so happy, We're so happy, We're so happy. I'm so happy.
Speaker 4: I actually am in like a good I'm in a
Speaker 4: better mental state right now than I was, Like you are, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I am so much better you And I can't.
Speaker 2: Tell if it's your lexapro. I can't tell if it's
Speaker 2: your prozac or that you're smoking weed all day every day.
Speaker 4: Well no, okay, it like that myself. That like that
Speaker 4: was the problem during the break because I was like, well.
Speaker 2: Shit, like I guess I do.
Speaker 4: I guess I'll smoke just I usually don't have anything
Speaker 4: to do. But what I have found is I've talked
Speaker 4: about this on my own YouTube channel, but I have
Speaker 4: a hard time recording myself. And I've been blessed enough
Speaker 4: to be doing a lot of like deals with companies
Speaker 4: actually really love, but I'm scared of recording myself. So
Speaker 4: now I have to smoke to record myself because that's
Speaker 4: the only way I can feel like a teenager where
Speaker 4: I'm like, what this is fun again?
Speaker 2: It's like me taking three shots before every time we record,
Speaker 2: I'm blackout every time. I mean, yeah we've been recording,
Speaker 2: I'm blackout. Yeah, And then I believe, good for you
Speaker 2: exactly what I was drinking like probably like five shots
Speaker 2: today during the break. Yeah, but right after we record,
Speaker 2: I go and like down like a handle.
Speaker 4: As a favorite bar around the corner. It's walking distance,
Speaker 4: so I don't have to worry about anything.
Speaker 2: But damn, a lot has fucking happened since we've gone,
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 4: Lot, Like I think a lot specifically in your life
Speaker 4: has changed, and like happened.
Speaker 1: And like a lot has happened.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk about any of it. I'm
Speaker 2: sure y'all can guess.
Speaker 4: But I don't think anyone can guess because it's the
Speaker 4: last thing anyone would have ever had.
Speaker 2: It's something that I famously am like no, no, no, no, never,
Speaker 2: never never.
Speaker 1: I can't see myself doing that.
Speaker 2: But something, something has shifted, something something has shifted, and
Speaker 2: it's probably venus and mercury and retrograde. But like I
Speaker 2: I'm confident. Let's have that.
Speaker 4: I know Drew, literally, Drew has had some a breakthrough
Speaker 4: that has literally made him feel so happy.
Speaker 2: You know what it is is it's I didn't see
Speaker 2: comments about my appearance and how ugly I was for
Speaker 2: a month.
Speaker 4: No, that's not just it, bitch, because you finally got
Speaker 4: a fucking haircut. And I've been trying to force him
Speaker 4: to upkeep with his haircut, and it's almost like if
Speaker 4: a girl, if you dress up, listen, I like to
Speaker 4: think of my body like just plain just me. Actually,
Speaker 4: this is a hard thing to talk about because when
Speaker 4: I'm naked, I genuinely think I am like so hot,
Speaker 4: which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Me and Elsie were talking about it.
Speaker 4: I was like, we have the kind of delusion that
Speaker 4: in my head I'm like, no, no, just wait till
Speaker 4: you see a full yen then it can kind of
Speaker 4: get the picture. Like normally I'm fully naked and I
Speaker 4: am propped exactly how I would anticipate someone to see
Speaker 4: me the way I post in a mirror.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't believe.
Speaker 2: You can't believe it. That's happened too.
Speaker 4: But if you don't dress up that body, then you're
Speaker 4: just like a body and it's like boring. So you
Speaker 4: have to just put some pep into your step, because
Speaker 4: right now you look so sexy.
Speaker 2: Also, I put this jacket on last second because I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna put this on, But I did
Speaker 2: not intend wearing it the whole time because I have
Speaker 2: three layers on and it's already nine degrees inside and
Speaker 2: it's loud as fuck.
Speaker 1: But oh, this was my birthday gift to Durro.
Speaker 2: This small little artist that like a lot of y'all
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't know about, like very small, like Jack below.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, But I have a.
Speaker 2: Story that I want to have mentioned right off, Rick,
Speaker 2: because we haven't talked about it in person at all. Y'all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so many, so many fucking crazy things
Speaker 2: have happened to me, and thank god I wrote them
Speaker 2: all down. Okay, So I, me and and YOUA went
Speaker 2: to Missouri together to see my grandma and my family
Speaker 2: out there. And it was really cute and we played
Speaker 2: in the snow and we like ran around and it
Speaker 2: was it was really cute. It was really wholesome energy.
Speaker 2: And then she went to Miami, but I rode trip
Speaker 2: back to Texas. Road trip was chill. Nothing major happened,
Speaker 2: like whatever. When I'm leaving, Oh my god. Yeah. When
Speaker 2: I'm leaving, I'm at the airport in Texas, and the
Speaker 2: first thing I do when I get through TSA is
Speaker 2: I go directly directly to the bathroom and I'm like,
Speaker 2: all of the stalls are taken, which is surprising because
Speaker 2: I'm in Terminal D at American or at.
Speaker 4: DF like literally the like it's which is random for
Speaker 4: the DFW airport or terminal dye if you.
Speaker 2: Know, you know, it's like it's a massive terminal. There's
Speaker 2: a billion bathrooms. But all of the stalls were full,
Speaker 2: and I like was going to go into a stall,
Speaker 2: and then like I'm waiting there, waiting and then a
Speaker 2: guy very suspect like pops out of the stall and
Speaker 2: I just go in right after him. And it was
Speaker 2: interesting to me because there was no toilet fla.
Speaker 4: There was also Josiah's in the room because Kai left
Speaker 4: town because he doesn't take his jobs here. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: doesn't give a he doesn't give a fuck about you guys.
Speaker 4: So remember that because.
Speaker 2: Remember that he's got his own little well.
Speaker 1: We said he were going to come back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: Kai, on the other hand, wants to go do other
Speaker 2: things like classic.
Speaker 1: Straight man behavior, just wants to go out and run.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to go run around and party, while like, literally.
Speaker 2: We have a job. Let's talk about this. This job
Speaker 2: is so important. This job that we do and difficult
Speaker 2: and very hard, and we do all of this heavy lifting.
Speaker 2: And like the fact that like Kai would just sit
Speaker 2: back and.
Speaker 4: Like everything and post it and stuff like, seriously, you
Speaker 4: weren't even there for the struggle of making this art
Speaker 4: and like really.
Speaker 2: Being important, important to like culture. But anyways, I have
Speaker 2: where this habit was born of running straight to the
Speaker 2: bathroom was vaping. I go into the toilet in the
Speaker 2: airport and hit my vape. And so when this guy
Speaker 2: came out of the stall that I was going into
Speaker 2: and didn't flush, I was like, I was sus a
Speaker 2: thought popped in my head. I was like, that was weird,
Speaker 2: but he might have just been vaping, been there, done that.
Speaker 2: So then the actively I'm like chilling in the stall
Speaker 2: because I hang out in the bathroom. I know that's
Speaker 2: fucking weird, but like, I chill.
Speaker 4: It drink a lot of time, specifically in the airport bathrooms,
Speaker 4: which actually, after this story genuinely has me thinking if
Speaker 4: you go to the bathroom all the time in the airport,
Speaker 4: like and most of the time when we're in the airport,
Speaker 4: we get there early and juris.
Speaker 1: In the bathroom the whole time hitting his vape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then I'm like chilling in there, hanging out,
Speaker 2: doing my thing on my iPhone, playing my videos out
Speaker 2: as fuck, because I literally don't care not shitting. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't sh my videos out loud, and I'll ship
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Gonna smell it, hear it. I'm gonna activate all your
Speaker 4: senses right now.
Speaker 2: It's the opposite of a sensory deprivation. Tank. If you
Speaker 2: want the opposite of a sensory deprivation, to sit next
Speaker 2: to ya in a stall.
Speaker 1: Typically in an airport bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then we I like, do my thing. I
Speaker 2: go back to the gate for a second, and then
Speaker 2: the airplanes is about the board and I actually have
Speaker 2: to pee this time. So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go back to the same bathroom. And because you like all, yeah,
Speaker 2: the energy, the energy.
Speaker 4: Is there's every airport I frequent, there are specific bathrooms
Speaker 4: I like to go to, and that specifically m I
Speaker 4: A has the best airport bathrooms ever.
Speaker 1: Period.
Speaker 2: Okay, I continue, so she or so I head back
Speaker 2: to the same bathroom, head to the exact same stall
Speaker 2: I was in, and the door was unlocked. I pushed
Speaker 2: it open, y'all, and I see a man with his
Speaker 2: pants down to his ankle up against the wall like
Speaker 2: this pants dick in balls through the fucking toilet paper dispenser.
Speaker 2: Dick and balls through the toilet paper distay. Wait, balls included, Yes,
Speaker 2: dick and balls.
Speaker 1: All the ball is crazy. Ell.
Speaker 4: You just saw his appendage, like where the skin meets
Speaker 4: the body.
Speaker 1: Didn you met where there? You saw where the crease
Speaker 1: meets the botty.
Speaker 2: I didn't see his dick and balls, but I saw
Speaker 2: him leaned up against the toilet paper dispenser with his
Speaker 2: pants around his ankle. Immediately I was like, gay man cruising, duh.
Speaker 2: And then he like sees me, whips around, turns bright
Speaker 2: fucking red. I've never seen someone turn that red in
Speaker 2: my entire like rips up his pants and like freaks out.
Speaker 2: And then I shut the door and I am like cackling,
Speaker 2: like I am laughing so loud outside of the stall.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, bitch, I'm waiting right here.
Speaker 2: There were other stalls available.
Speaker 1: This is where the crazy behavior starts.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting right here.
Speaker 1: I guess, to be fair, he just sexually assaults. He
Speaker 1: just assaulted you also like to it's a public offense
Speaker 1: and it's a felony because it's literally in like a
Speaker 1: government building.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm I'm standing there. I'm standing there waiting
Speaker 2: so they can see me, so I can see them.
Speaker 2: The guy that I caught walks out, Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the the guy that was blowing him or giving him
Speaker 2: hand job. I'm not gonna assume was you'd.
Speaker 1: Better be giving a hand job in a fucking airport,
Speaker 1: star girl.
Speaker 2: You don't know gay man, you don't know gay men.
Speaker 2: He the other guy comes out first, straightest, passing like rugged,
Speaker 2: rugged cowboy hat, like whole fucking fit on, like blue
Speaker 2: collar worker guy walks out head down, was freaking out,
Speaker 2: Yeah he was trade and like walks out, doesn't wash
Speaker 2: his hands minu or his face and just walks straight
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Then the guy okay, yeah, getting on the plane with
Speaker 1: like dick spit.
Speaker 2: In your face is and your beard is crazy, Like
Speaker 2: I I don't see.
Speaker 1: I didn't even take that into account.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, really chopped. And then the guy that I
Speaker 2: caught comes out and like head down, looks up, sees me,
Speaker 2: scurries away, also doesn't wash his hands nor his dick
Speaker 2: and balls. But anyway, trying laughing at this point, and
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that of all people that would happen
Speaker 2: to me, but thank fucking god it happened to me,
Speaker 2: because if it was any other person waiting in line,
Speaker 2: or any other person going to the bathroom, like they
Speaker 2: would be in jail, they would have literal charges. If
Speaker 2: it was a child, like God forbid, it was a
Speaker 2: fucking child that walked in on that like holy shit,
Speaker 2: crazy fucking vibes. But it doesn't stop there. So I
Speaker 2: go into the stall obviously because I was gonna and
Speaker 2: I was gonna investigate because I was like, what is
Speaker 2: it down here?
Speaker 4: Wh I've been wearing that trench coat every day for
Speaker 4: the past button all the way to the top, buttoned
Speaker 4: all the way to the top.
Speaker 2: I walk in, so I find out that the toilet
Speaker 2: paper dispensers in the airport like that are the big
Speaker 2: silver metal boxes that have like keys on them. You
Speaker 2: can open them all the way and it opens to
Speaker 2: the other side, which is creepy as fuck, but they're
Speaker 2: just randomly unlocked. So like, guys, test the theory out.
Speaker 2: And then I waited there. I got on Sniffy's and
Speaker 2: I downloaded the app and I hit that guy up
Speaker 2: that was in the other stall, and he came and
Speaker 2: gave me sloppy toppy before my flight.
Speaker 1: What wait, you did not tell me that far?
Speaker 2: Yeah you No, he serviced me and worshiped me. Just
Speaker 2: kidding obviously, but no. I was like, really, I was like,
Speaker 2: how does this fucking work? This is crazy? Well, like,
Speaker 2: I do my thing in the bathroom, go back to
Speaker 2: my gate. Guess who's fucking on my flight back to La.
Speaker 2: Of course he was going to La, the godless fucking
Speaker 2: country or the godless city of La where all the
Speaker 2: evil gays exist. He is on my fucking flight. Also,
Speaker 2: no shade, biggest fucking ass I've ever seen him as
Speaker 2: live shade.
Speaker 1: That's like he's working in no knows exactly what he has.
Speaker 1: That's what he's getting service to the d W airport. Right,
Speaker 1: I've never seen was the guy who was sucking or
Speaker 1: getting this.
Speaker 2: Getting getting the service. I've never seen someone ain't that
Speaker 2: anxious in my entire life, by the way, like pacing
Speaker 2: on the phone, and also like I was like on
Speaker 2: the phone within you at the time, because I was.
Speaker 1: Just has his phone on speaker in public. If Drew calls, you.
Speaker 4: Don't answer because he has the phone on speaker in public.
Speaker 4: And he was in public with his phone on speaker
Speaker 4: talking about this man ten feet away.
Speaker 2: From that just committed a crime. I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 2: Like I really don't care. And I was like, should
Speaker 2: I take a picture of him? So I took like
Speaker 2: three pictures of him to show it in you.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4: To be fair, this is the best outcome is some
Speaker 4: random motherfucker is talking about you completely anonymously. We are
Speaker 4: not crazy enough to put any pictures, but like, I
Speaker 4: know what you look like. Actually I fully forgot what
Speaker 4: he looked like. I you remember he was wearing like
Speaker 4: a light colored pair of pants, like maybe white pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he had a huge ass. That's all I remember.
Speaker 1: If he has a huge ass, like he's going on.
Speaker 2: Like a big fucking stinky butt that's full of bod
Speaker 2: trunk and the trunk No, no, it was it was head.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what happened, but wear white
Speaker 4: pants and be playing that game in the airport bath
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: He was getting fucked. Josie was asking if we think
Speaker 1: he got fucked in.
Speaker 2: The bathroom, but also t is I was like, maybe
Speaker 2: this is like a part of it, like a part
Speaker 2: of the taboo for him, Like leaving the door unlocked
Speaker 2: and people catching him, because I know that's like a
Speaker 2: thing like people like being watched or whatever.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's essentially what like a couple accounts have
Speaker 4: turned into. It's like, it's just the average American has
Speaker 4: now been taught because of how much media we watched
Speaker 4: to like low key be into void question mark, like
Speaker 4: it's been trained onto us. Because one thing the US
Speaker 4: will do is it will employ the most mid average looking,
Speaker 4: usually white couple you've ever seen, because Americans eat it up.
Speaker 4: And it's like all that ship where it's like I
Speaker 4: smacked my girlfriend's ass to see how she would like act,
Speaker 4: or it's like I I bent over in front of
Speaker 4: my boyfriend while.
Speaker 2: He was playing me. Do you remember when we got
Speaker 2: the iPhone controllable controllable vibrator and we went to public? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was so fun?
Speaker 1: Where was it? Buffalo Wildwind?
Speaker 2: I was tweaking when it was inside of me. We
Speaker 2: did it on me first and my butt and then
Speaker 2: we did it.
Speaker 4: But thankfully I wore black underwear, so there was no
Speaker 4: like evidence that it had been near button.
Speaker 2: You gotta shut the actual fuck up. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: caught a guy cruising in DFW and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah W stands for don't fuck women.
Speaker 2: Apparently not gonna lie. That was a very exciting moment
Speaker 2: in my life. Yeah, very mundaneous.
Speaker 1: That exciting happened to.
Speaker 2: Me while I was gone, Like, well, a lot of
Speaker 2: shit has happened, a lot of things.
Speaker 1: While someone hit my car today.
Speaker 2: Happened someone hit in his fucking car.
Speaker 1: Because the second time my old car never got hit.
Speaker 4: I finally got to a place where I was like,
Speaker 4: you know what I can have like a nice car
Speaker 4: that would impress my parents and all my friends and
Speaker 4: also has the best ansystem ever. Within a month of
Speaker 4: having that car, somebody hit the side of it, and
Speaker 4: now someone just hit it again.
Speaker 2: So like someone knocked on our door this morning, and
Speaker 2: like I'm not going to be mean, but like ozimbic
Speaker 2: face down, like melting off his body, like and also
Speaker 2: like y'all think like.
Speaker 1: Mind you the nicest man ever?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but also y'all think like ozimbic face is
Speaker 2: like some molecular thing.
Speaker 4: No, it's because you think I have Olympic face because
Speaker 4: I became a woman.
Speaker 2: That's ozimpic face, because you do ozimpic I'm tired of
Speaker 2: I'm tired of sitting behind this lie, this fucking lie
Speaker 2: and Ozmpic. She doesn't omi, that's not true.
Speaker 4: I don't think I did Ozmpic. And they're like, she
Speaker 4: has ozempic face. No, bitch, you've been looking at me
Speaker 4: since I was pre pubescent, Like I literally am, just
Speaker 4: like I'm in my mid twenties.
Speaker 2: Don't say that.
Speaker 1: No, I love it though, I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it when you eat it. I love it
Speaker 2: when you I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it when you eat it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So he comes up to the door. I ignored
Speaker 4: the doorbell because I thought it was Josiah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Drew can't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, everyone does. I'd to ignore the doorbell makes
Speaker 2: me get it because.
Speaker 4: I'm the furthest set up and I had to get
Speaker 4: ready and get all beautiful for my girls.
Speaker 2: That's true. It was honestly perfect case scenario though, because
Speaker 2: I'm glad that happened to me and I deal dealt
Speaker 2: with it. But like he was like, hey, is this
Speaker 2: your car? And I was like, yeah, it's one of
Speaker 2: our cars, and he was like, well, I just hit
Speaker 2: it with my rental and I was like, oh, no
Speaker 2: worries like he was. I could tell he had like
Speaker 2: really sincere energy. Well, he like takes me over to
Speaker 2: the car and he's like, yeah, I actually like built
Speaker 2: the house across the street and da da da, and
Speaker 2: he's talking about it all.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I guess he was in a RAV four.
Speaker 4: But like that's how Ellen saves so much money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the editors, the editors in spray on bitches too
Speaker 2: as well. Yes, And there's not much to say to
Speaker 2: this story.
Speaker 1: No, the point of the story is this fucking video
Speaker 1: of Drew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was taking a video of me, or he
Speaker 2: was taking a video of the damage, and then he
Speaker 2: sent it to me, and it's I was not I
Speaker 2: was not prepared to be on film, Like I was
Speaker 2: literally not prepared.
Speaker 1: Cameration prove llaut.
Speaker 2: Yeah you play, you pay right, Okay, So a little
Speaker 2: car that I accidentally hit me saying exactly I remember correctly, Okay,
Speaker 2: left front damage, And I've offered this gentleman, what you
Speaker 2: dream Drew Phillips. Phillips, Yeah, I showed him immediately, immediately,
Speaker 2: like one, first of all, me saying exactly, no idea
Speaker 2: what this man is talking about.
Speaker 4: If you play, you have to pay to play. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what does that fucking mean?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: You were looking at your iPhone going down to like
Speaker 4: a suburban street.
Speaker 1: You hit a car.
Speaker 2: And he was also making it very aware to me.
Speaker 2: He was like, I have money, I'm a doctor. I
Speaker 2: built this house. I am I live in Park City, Utah.
Speaker 2: Like he was like making it. He was like please
Speaker 2: like but also I don't think he wants to go
Speaker 2: through int It's because he was like, whenever you take
Speaker 2: your car to the shop, just call me or have
Speaker 2: them call me, and I'll pay for everything. Bitch, I
Speaker 2: wish he hit my fucking car.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not happy he hit my car. That's I
Speaker 1: don't own that car. That's not my car. I'm paying
Speaker 1: for that car.
Speaker 4: Like of course the one time, I'm like because my
Speaker 4: last car, Yeah, I'll flex on you, bitches.
Speaker 1: I was paying to own that forward eat it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now my parents have it and they've already wrecked
Speaker 1: it three times, so imagine how.
Speaker 2: I And also your other car, the other car that
Speaker 2: you bought. Oh yeah, I was sitting in a lot
Speaker 2: forward lot that it was a black car and it
Speaker 2: turned green.
Speaker 1: No, it was a white car.
Speaker 2: And they called Inya's sister and was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: this car, it used to be white, but it's green now.
Speaker 1: The car turned fucking green, bro, because my family doesn't
Speaker 1: respect me.
Speaker 2: And that's someone with veneer breath. I really did. And
Speaker 2: you know what that is?
Speaker 1: That just stink.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wait, so much has happened.
Speaker 1: I know who it is.
Speaker 2: So much has happened in my life. This one I
Speaker 2: specifically can't talk about for a plethora of reasons. The
Speaker 2: near breath.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you ew ew and you were in that mouth.
Speaker 2: No I was not. Don't even don't even say that
Speaker 2: about me.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no evidence to back that you weren't.
Speaker 2: Don't say that shit.
Speaker 4: I let my imagination tell, Like the thing is, if
Speaker 4: you're not gonna be a fucking kiss and tell, well,
Speaker 4: why the fuck did you tell me anything? Because now
Speaker 4: my imagination is running wild and I think you and
Speaker 4: whoever the fuck you're talking about did the nastiest ship.
Speaker 1: I could think of. Because if I think about sex,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, me and my girls get pervy.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I'll tell you allan.
Speaker 1: Pervy consentually pervy.
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, like, should I tell them the one
Speaker 2: detail out front of the gym or no.
Speaker 1: If it's not the bottle, it's the phone.
Speaker 2: If it's not the bottle, it's the phone. There's one
Speaker 2: moment that I'm like debating telling because this happened before
Speaker 2: a break. Actually whatever, we're cutting all of that.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to go to Italy with my
Speaker 1: friend Rain and it was so fun. But one of
Speaker 1: my like actually the day I.
Speaker 2: Would be more like literally more like.
Speaker 1: Wait, why am I? Why am I literally in Italy
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 1: Why am I literally in Italy?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 4: But my most memorable moment from that trip. There was
Speaker 4: so many things that were really funny. But I was
Speaker 4: sitting outside by the pool and I didn't have a
Speaker 4: lighter and I wanted to smoke.
Speaker 1: So I went up to this guy who worked at
Speaker 1: the hotel. I think he was a bellboy.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 4: It was one of those hotels where like everyone's dressed
Speaker 4: like it's a fucking Wes Anderson.
Speaker 1: Movie and he was a bell boy. Ass fuck but
Speaker 1: I went up to it. I was like, oh, do
Speaker 1: you have a lighter? And he was like, oh, uh.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have a lighter. Like, how are the fuck
Speaker 4: you do an Italian accent? I really can't like I
Speaker 4: literally can't, Like.
Speaker 1: How do you do it? Like, yes, I have a light.
Speaker 2: Hello, I have a letter.
Speaker 1: That's better than what I did.
Speaker 2: Hello, dude.
Speaker 4: You know what's really good at it is fucking Rain
Speaker 4: because me and her on one of the days we
Speaker 4: went to this like island where they sell glass and
Speaker 4: a glass company set a boat.
Speaker 2: Y'all had a blast while.
Speaker 1: We were in Italy.
Speaker 4: While we were in Italy, we went to this event
Speaker 4: and at it it was like a bunch of mutual
Speaker 4: friends and me and Rain had gone off and like smoked.
Speaker 4: And then when we came back, I said this, I
Speaker 4: don't think I repeated this to you into like a
Speaker 4: bunch of random guys about me and Rain. I go, yeah, well,
Speaker 4: we just had a party of our own. So I
Speaker 4: don't even go a fuck about this party anymore. And
Speaker 4: with the way like I just present myself or maybe
Speaker 4: I just like think everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm
Speaker 4: scared of the fact that I am gay.
Speaker 2: Whatever, wait, we have to unpack that. No, So then no, no.
Speaker 1: I said that everyone was like, oh, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we just went and had a party of our own.
Speaker 1: I literally just had the best time of my life.
Speaker 1: I could go home now, I'm so sleepy.
Speaker 4: Like I said something, it literally made it sound like
Speaker 4: we went and did a bunch of coke and had sex.
Speaker 1: But that is not the thing I was gonna say.
Speaker 4: Essentially, this guy, I'm gonna insert a picture where we're
Speaker 4: gonna have to blur the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: This bell boy was like, oh, yeah, I have I
Speaker 1: have a lighter.
Speaker 4: Also, we had to go back and forth because I
Speaker 4: said matches and I was like for smoking like fire,
Speaker 4: and like I was like doing the whole sign thing
Speaker 4: because like neither of us knew what the fuck we were
Speaker 4: talking about. Also, every time I spoke Spanish, it just confused,
Speaker 4: like confused and escalated the issue.
Speaker 1: So I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 4: And he's like, oh okay, lighter, lighter, and he goes
Speaker 4: like this, mind you, he's carrying a huge water drug
Speaker 4: because he's going somewhere, And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is the worst thing ever, because I thought he'd
Speaker 4: be like, yeah, I'll be back with matches and not
Speaker 4: like try to like ten to me in the moment
Speaker 4: and he grabs this lighter. Did I show you the
Speaker 4: one he sent me or gave me bruh. I think
Speaker 4: he just like had one of those moments where it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I have a lighter. I can literally feel it in
Speaker 4: my tight ass fucking pants right now. And he didn't
Speaker 4: think about the lighter that was in there, and he
Speaker 4: pulled it out and it was this.
Speaker 2: One Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He pulled it out and like he like he had
Speaker 1: this water drop. So he's like, oh yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: like holding it and going like this mind you. He's
Speaker 1: like around my age, like maybe like twenty four, so
Speaker 1: he's like this. He's like oh and like patting around
Speaker 1: for and I'm just standing and like kind of trying
Speaker 1: not to look.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, dude, just it was like a lot,
Speaker 2: it's icky.
Speaker 1: And he goes to give to me. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I know you don't have to use this one. Like
Speaker 1: he like literally like pulled it back. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, and like started hiding it and.
Speaker 4: He's like I'm so sorry, and I was like what
Speaker 4: and I like saw it and I started cracking up.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, no, that is perfect.
Speaker 4: Thank you, And I like exactly what and then he
Speaker 4: was like ohh and like like was had the bottom
Speaker 4: was like going to walk when he's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I'll like, I'll like was basically just like, I'll come
Speaker 4: back with matches.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's fine, I can use this. This
Speaker 1: is perfect. And he felt so embarrassed and he I
Speaker 1: was at that hotel for three nights. He did not
Speaker 1: look at me once.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He was so exciting me.
Speaker 2: He knew how like she that was. Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: like a moment, but.
Speaker 4: Like, honestly good because a straight man should feel like
Speaker 4: he's actually attacking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's very pervystraight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's disgusting and I'm actually gonna call and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get his ass.
Speaker 4: Fine, No, I thought we were gonna key. After that,
Speaker 4: he brought me matches after him. When I gave him back,
Speaker 4: I was like, it was perfect. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: He was like and like ran away.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh really, because it doesn't seem like it is.
Speaker 2: No, that was so funny and yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a really long story where it was
Speaker 1: like you kind of had to be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was hilarious. What oh cool, cool, cool, I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding. That was actually awesome. I did not know
Speaker 2: the lighter looked like that.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: Also in that picture, I'm covering her whole badges out,
Speaker 4: So I think that's why it's not just like a
Speaker 4: girl with boobs.
Speaker 1: It is a naked woman on both sides. And I
Speaker 1: wish I've been saying this. I think I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: the ray Ban meta glass. I want him filming everything
Speaker 1: because my interaction.
Speaker 2: Imagine I got the cruising on video. No, not in
Speaker 2: like a pervy way so y'all could see it. No,
Speaker 2: I would watch it back later. No, no, please, no, Well,
Speaker 2: last night we were talking in bed, and you sleeps
Speaker 2: in my bed almost every night.
Speaker 1: Now, I know it's a problem. Not a new big
Speaker 1: bed and it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Wait did I literally they don't know about that. I
Speaker 2: think you got it after Yeah, I got a giant
Speaker 2: I got a king sized bed, y'all.
Speaker 4: It's and it's the best investment he's ever made, because
Speaker 4: literally I I just can't stop sleeping in it.
Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to do for long.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you that much right now. That bed
Speaker 2: has been christened, I know, which.
Speaker 1: Actually grosses me out.
Speaker 4: But I've never had to sit on your bed and
Speaker 4: think about if you've done nasty stuff on it.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, eh uh, and I think
Speaker 1: he lied to me. I asked him if he washed
Speaker 1: his sheets.
Speaker 2: I know, I swear to God. I swear to God
Speaker 2: I washed my sheets and then right after I wash
Speaker 2: my sheets, a zul got iboogers all over them and
Speaker 2: stained them. Okay, we were laying in bed last night
Speaker 2: talking and I realized I can look at a person
Speaker 2: and based off of like the distance between their eyes,
Speaker 2: or the distance between their nose and their mouth, or
Speaker 2: the distance between their ears, like bone structure, bone density,
Speaker 2: I can tell how much of a freak nasty they
Speaker 2: are based off of just more on their no, just
Speaker 2: strictly off of the way they look. I can I
Speaker 2: can read them to fill. Oh. Also, uh, Saphia, that
Speaker 2: YouTuber with Tafia, Yeah, she and her husband hate each other.
Speaker 4: I actually don't believe that. I don't believe that the
Speaker 4: girl from busfeed, I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I think she. I think they're actually really normal.
Speaker 4: I think they are shockingly so normal because to me, no,
Speaker 4: they're not living like it's like a mister beast thing,
Speaker 4: except I would never compare them to mister beasts.
Speaker 1: They're like actual like chill people. Oh no, but they
Speaker 1: hate each other.
Speaker 2: I don't think they behind behind closed doors there's a
Speaker 2: little tap.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, I think I I think she doesn't
Speaker 1: play about that damn job.
Speaker 4: I know that's that, But that's that's why I'm such
Speaker 4: a de like on defense of her, because one thing
Speaker 4: about me is I think to date me is essentially
Speaker 4: like going to boot camp. It's like, yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 4: meet the best people ever and genuinely like love the colonel,
Speaker 4: but the colonel is evil, and like the.
Speaker 1: Colonel has a lot of issues. It used to be
Speaker 1: in war.
Speaker 4: The colonel doesn't play about her job, and I'm the colonel,
Speaker 4: So I think she's kind of like that. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: like sometimes the colonel wakes up and you don't have
Speaker 4: to tuck your your sheets into your bed is tight
Speaker 4: because she's just gonna be like, yeah, that's a good
Speaker 4: made bed.
Speaker 1: And then other times she's gonna see a letter picking
Speaker 1: from under your pillow and read it to the whole
Speaker 1: courtyard or wherever they fucking sleep. But they make them all.
Speaker 2: You lost me.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was giving I was writing a story. I
Speaker 1: was acting all your sense. We were doing imagination, exercises.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do that so I can like
Speaker 1: expand my mind and really like I've been trying to
Speaker 1: worlds build. I'm building a world of my.
Speaker 2: You're fucking tweaking out, But like, for example, Josiah not
Speaker 2: a freak nasty based off of une structure and yea,
Speaker 2: let me see.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't think I have freak nasty.
Speaker 2: You have freak nasty bone structure. Me, I'm not a
Speaker 2: freak nasty. I don't have Yeah, wow wow, And I'm
Speaker 2: here with was. I was so scared when he flipped
Speaker 2: it up to me. I was like, oh my god, like,
Speaker 2: but I'm so glad he sent it to me. I
Speaker 2: almost asked him. He was like, you want to send
Speaker 2: this to and I was like, yes, please, please please, Like.
Speaker 1: You know what, who the fuck is Coco?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is Coco? Yeah? Who the fuck is Coco?
Speaker 2: We need to bring her on the podcast. I really
Speaker 2: need to know what her life transpired to be post.
Speaker 4: We need to make like the Marvel Universe of people
Speaker 4: like that. It's that girl, It's the guy who kicked
Speaker 4: the abortion.
Speaker 2: Like Turkish quant Dingle, Turkish Kwandale.
Speaker 1: Dingle i don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you do the group leader. They
Speaker 2: were singing that Kanye.
Speaker 4: West song enough oh oh the kid Nina, Oh, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina,
Speaker 4: Nina fell off.
Speaker 2: Question Oh that bit you go, bitch?
Speaker 1: You know who you know?
Speaker 4: She?
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like she should have been If Balenciaga
Speaker 1: really wanted to hard launch their esoteric, weird comeback, they
Speaker 1: should have put her on that. Yeah, her sitting next
Speaker 1: to Devin, That's what I.
Speaker 2: Want, And I want to see Na and devn interact period.
Speaker 4: They would have a key though. I think I kind
Speaker 4: of think Devon is the kind of person that like,
Speaker 4: you could put her in a room with anybody and
Speaker 4: she will walk out and they will have each other's numbers.
Speaker 1: Like that woman just has a charm.
Speaker 2: To her that she's perfect down to the last minute.
Speaker 2: Fucking teacher.
Speaker 1: She would survive the colonel.
Speaker 2: But you know who else fell the fuck off? You
Speaker 2: know who else fell off? Greta Thunberg. That bitch is
Speaker 2: in the gutters, bitch like sorry, bit like literally looked up, like.
Speaker 1: Why didn't Luave use her?
Speaker 2: Like what? Don't even get me started. I have beef
Speaker 2: with l Wave. They stole from my girl, Ali spag
Speaker 2: and all love. They put it on the runway, Ali Spag,
Speaker 2: we're spagg It's we're all fucking s bag get. She
Speaker 2: did it first with the chia seed u tuxedo, then
Speaker 2: like four months later at the Wave put it on
Speaker 2: the road.
Speaker 1: You see tuxedo. When she went to the wine tasting.
Speaker 2: Girl, I'm aa spag it through and through like don't
Speaker 2: even don't even know.
Speaker 1: But she went to the wine tasting on her and
Speaker 1: took the buzz.
Speaker 2: Back and yeah, give me your hand. I love you
Speaker 2: and you're so special to me. I love you too, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. You look really good today too.
Speaker 2: Josiah, you're there.
Speaker 1: I love Josiah. We haven't been hanging. It's actually annoying.
Speaker 4: Josiah moved closer to us and he doesn't come over anymore.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what we saw.
Speaker 2: Predicted it. We predicted it.
Speaker 4: We're like, it's predictive programming. It's predictive programming. And now
Speaker 4: he's like, oh, he's like trying to sign that like
Speaker 4: I've been gone and I've been like working, I've been
Speaker 4: working for the fucking tamily.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's been putting food on the family, putting
Speaker 2: food on the table, paying your rent. We paid Josiah's rent.
Speaker 2: Josiah doesn't pay rant and we.
Speaker 1: Can not get no money. He's saying, I get no money.
Speaker 2: Well, you get no money. No bitches, no swag, no swag,
Speaker 2: no bitches, no swag. That's inya.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Also you're signing like just it works. Actually, but what
Speaker 2: was I saying? Oh, yeah, Greta Thornberg fell off bitches
Speaker 2: in the gun, her legacy being Lisban and Lisbon lesbian,
Speaker 2: and I shouldn't be up here? Is the thing is
Speaker 2: so like so perfectly what's wrong with everything in this world?
Speaker 2: Because like she literally was that girl. She was like
Speaker 2: fighting for primate change.
Speaker 1: I think she shouldn't be up here, up there, like
Speaker 1: you're right, you should be in school, and your parents
Speaker 1: kind of suck for not letting you just go to
Speaker 1: school and should be here, like, go to.
Speaker 4: School, be normal and then you can Like, but poor girl,
Speaker 4: she was fighting for a cause that she felt so
Speaker 4: strong for.
Speaker 2: I think she's still fighting for it. But in like
Speaker 2: twenty years she'll.
Speaker 1: Probably aware because I don't see her.
Speaker 2: Wait, can she be president?
Speaker 1: Can she? I think you have to be like.
Speaker 4: A certain age and you have to be born in
Speaker 4: the US to be the president.
Speaker 2: She was skipping class just I said, she didn't want
Speaker 2: to be in school. She did all that, like me
Speaker 2: faking sick to get out of class, me faking to
Speaker 2: be a climate change activist, to skip class to be a.
Speaker 1: Martyr for her cause.
Speaker 4: After finding out about what's her name, Anthony know the
Speaker 4: one girl who she learned how to read and it
Speaker 4: was illegal and she actually she.
Speaker 1: Never I guess was.
Speaker 4: Actually know Malala Loki never fell off, like Malala is
Speaker 4: always that girl, Greta, you fell off?
Speaker 1: Because seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Like
Speaker 1: we like don't like what?
Speaker 2: No, I support everything. Don't get me wrong, No.
Speaker 1: I do, but like you know what I mean, Like she.
Speaker 4: Literally was in school she learned about Malala. She was like, wait,
Speaker 4: there's a method to the madness. I really fuck with sustainability.
Speaker 4: Let me just see if this will get me out
Speaker 4: of class.
Speaker 1: And it worked.
Speaker 2: Skipping class by netspind.
Speaker 5: O.
Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm twenty seven years old.
Speaker 1: And I love that. No, and you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: It's actually very smart where you're doing.
Speaker 2: No, actually, what you're doing here is actually really smart.
Speaker 2: What you're doing right now is really smart.
Speaker 1: Did you have roaches growing up?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, we had fucking roaches that would
Speaker 2: fly around and like attack and shit like whoa, No,
Speaker 2: they would literally come out shake water bugs, water bugs.
Speaker 2: They would attack the fuck out of us. And I
Speaker 2: didn't really I wasn't scared of them until I saw
Speaker 2: my mom petrified. If you bring a roach around my mom,
Speaker 2: she will literally like cut off an arm to get away. Well,
Speaker 2: did you have roaches?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we had like the baby ones that like
Speaker 4: I saw TikTok recently that was like the tiny roaches
Speaker 4: are a signed that like the nest is huge and
Speaker 4: it's like a huge investation. Growing up in our first house,
Speaker 4: we had roaches and like there is a her in
Speaker 4: kind of terror you Carrie, after having an infestation of
Speaker 4: roaches that never goes away, because I feel like were
Speaker 4: the roaches getting in your house or were the roaches
Speaker 4: there to stay?
Speaker 2: They were there? We had roaches and mice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we had hella rats. Like I know, the
Speaker 1: smell of a dead rat, a dead rat and a.
Speaker 2: Cracker, dead rat and a cracker.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it's all.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm referencing. No, the girl gets
Speaker 2: hit in the throat. No, she's walking by the pile
Speaker 2: of doctor Pepper's and her friend a fake rat. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a black toilet and I don't know.
Speaker 4: I thought that was okay because I haven't seen like
Speaker 4: anything that's come out of my body. And now when
Speaker 4: I go to a toilet that's normal and like not
Speaker 4: a black hole of despair. And I go to look
Speaker 4: in because you're supposed to be looking in the toilet
Speaker 4: to see if you're healthy. It's literally terrifying.
Speaker 2: But we could ask the plumber today if we can
Speaker 2: change it.
Speaker 1: I think I need to because it's very, very very decent,
Speaker 1: Like it's yeah to wake up in the morning and poop.
Speaker 4: I don't know my health because I haven't seen my
Speaker 4: poop in literally two months since. Yeah, you can't see anything,
Speaker 4: and I don't know the color of my pee. I
Speaker 4: don't know when I start my period, Like.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, let's have that conversation. And you took a
Speaker 2: piss in my toilet like three nights ago. It was
Speaker 2: it was the darkest durine I have ever seen it.
Speaker 2: It's like bacterial vaginosin. Yeah, fishy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not true. That's not true.
Speaker 4: We actually don't need to start the rumor that I'm
Speaker 4: like one of those dirty, nasty girls, because I take
Speaker 4: care of myself, like I like literally, like.
Speaker 1: There's maintenance, there's maintenance, there's weekly maintenance.
Speaker 4: And sometimes you know what, I'm in a bad place
Speaker 4: and it's not getting the word in me. But the
Speaker 4: bridge is back down, the people are re entering the city.
Speaker 1: It is bustling, it is alive. My body is back.
Speaker 2: No, and it takes care of herself. But she just
Speaker 2: had one day where that is no, it's bad.
Speaker 4: I haven't been drinking as much water because all of
Speaker 4: my that's not my company, those fucking binks, that's not
Speaker 4: my company. That's not that's not my bottle.
Speaker 2: Don't yell at us about the fucking price.
Speaker 1: That's not my bottle. They played their cards, right, that's
Speaker 1: not my bottle. They used me. They used me, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna come after them, not actually because I don't give
Speaker 4: a fuck, but like, that's not my bottle. They just
Speaker 4: sent me the bottle for free, against my will, against
Speaker 4: my will.
Speaker 1: They found my address and they sent me things. And
Speaker 1: I'm so happy about it.
Speaker 4: But that is the only way I drink water is
Speaker 4: if I have one of those big, stupid fucking bottles
Speaker 4: in my hand. And I've been traveling and working and
Speaker 4: moving around a bunch, so all of my bottles have
Speaker 4: collected in my car. And last night I was brave
Speaker 4: and I took all of them out because seeing the
Speaker 4: color of my pea, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, guys, I'm going through it. Actually, no, I'm coming
Speaker 1: out of going through, because I was.
Speaker 2: You're coming out.
Speaker 1: Coming. Ah. She had no idea that song would be
Speaker 1: huge with gay.
Speaker 2: People, or she did, and she had no idea it
Speaker 2: would be huge with straight No.
Speaker 1: I think she had that song written, she had that
Speaker 1: song given to her right she wrote the song.
Speaker 2: Have you all ever accidentally seen my balls and not
Speaker 2: said anything no.
Speaker 1: Because I would scream. I would be fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2: Really No, I just needed to know that. Oh.
Speaker 1: But basically I was thinking about how.
Speaker 2: I've seen yours and I've seen your biginie. Yeah, you've
Speaker 2: seen me, yes, they fell out of your boxers morning.
Speaker 1: You've seen my prickly pair. Because I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: When you see me naked and ya's got a fur ball?
Speaker 2: I coughed up a lot of fucking I felt like
Speaker 2: a cat years ago, yes whoa well catching fire, Hunger
Speaker 2: Games and Chickmunks Chipmunks chip Wrecked were filmed on the
Speaker 2: same beach.
Speaker 1: Like that being is there any other slides or is
Speaker 1: it just that scene?
Speaker 2: Just that scene?
Speaker 1: That's like I wish it was more like why didn't
Speaker 1: they all film in the same jungle because what happened
Speaker 1: in chip Wrecked.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that movie at all. I really want
Speaker 4: to rewatch Shruck two, which sounds like the most like
Speaker 4: track ass thing ever. But Shrek two was the best
Speaker 4: movie and it was the gayest shark movie and it
Speaker 4: was so good musically and musically, and I saw screenshots
Speaker 4: of like the fagro of Deeo they made, and now,
Speaker 4: after living in La, this song, I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 4: really need to see this, because the best part about
Speaker 4: living in LA is now a bunch of movies I rewatched.
Speaker 2: I'm like, auto yeah, I literally like when I first
Speaker 2: moved here was like I've literally been hearing Grand Theft.
Speaker 1: Thought y'all better not play g in front of me
Speaker 1: because I already can't shut up about the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm from Miami if oh, like I've actually been there.
Speaker 1: Funny because before that was there, this was there.
Speaker 2: It's actually a lot smaller in the game than it
Speaker 2: is in real life.
Speaker 1: It's huge, you wouldn't believe it, and then you get
Speaker 1: there in person is not that much big.
Speaker 2: Something we don't talk about enough, And I wish Kai
Speaker 2: was here to get berated by us because we don't
Speaker 2: talk about this moment enough. And I saw it the
Speaker 2: other day sand whoa was that not good?
Speaker 1: No one caught that? Like, Okay, I guess it was bad.
Speaker 2: We don't talk about Bruno. Yeah, that monstid damage. We'll
Speaker 2: get back though.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 2: You guys are sleeping.
Speaker 4: Oh, but when people are commenting Bruno in the comments,
Speaker 4: then y'all are gonna feel left down.
Speaker 2: But something we don't talk about enough is sand literally
Speaker 2: falling out of Kaishu. Like he lift his foot up
Speaker 2: and like a pound of sand dusted out fell on
Speaker 2: the floor of our kitchen. Yeah, like it literally it
Speaker 2: was like Thano snap like, but with his toe it
Speaker 2: really was.
Speaker 1: Also because it was his toes.
Speaker 4: It did feel like in a movie when someone starts disintegrating,
Speaker 4: because it always starts from their.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's just like, was he even at the beach? Why?
Speaker 1: And why were those your shoes at the beach? Why
Speaker 1: where did all of that fucking come from?
Speaker 2: We really need to have a conversation about this with
Speaker 2: him the next episode, and he's going to listen to this,
Speaker 2: and he's going to try to defend himself, But don't.
Speaker 1: Even listen to this and try to defend his honor.
Speaker 2: Don't even try to text me about it, because we're
Speaker 2: going to talk about this next week. Mickey seventeen. Worst
Speaker 2: movie I've ever seen in my life?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't know. You saw it already. You see
Speaker 1: everything without me? You fucking hate me?
Speaker 2: Worst fucking movie I have ever seen. It is a
Speaker 2: sattire that happened five years too late, and the dick
Speaker 2: riding I have seen for it is literally it makes
Speaker 2: me feel dumb and stupid in my head. I love him,
Speaker 2: I love I love the host. That was like one
Speaker 2: of my first favorite movies ever. I remember watching over
Speaker 2: and over and over again, so I understand, like he
Speaker 2: has an obsession with like creatures, but like, how do
Speaker 2: you go from parasite to that? Like girl?
Speaker 4: Like I want to watch it, but like I sometimes
Speaker 4: I hate that for creatives because when somebody makes something
Speaker 4: that good, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, it's impossible.
Speaker 1: I did. No matter what you do next, people aren't
Speaker 1: gonna be happy.
Speaker 2: And I went into it expecting not the best movie.
Speaker 1: Ever, but not to be satisfied.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I expected not. I did not expect parasite
Speaker 2: by any means. I expected like a super americanized version
Speaker 2: of like whatever a creature film, but like because I
Speaker 2: saw like videos about it, but like damn I did,
Speaker 2: it did not resonate with me at all. Like there
Speaker 2: were points in the movie where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I might actually get.
Speaker 4: Up in well, because does every movie need to be
Speaker 4: about like some gay, fucking like good person with an iPhone?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Wait what because you said it just like didn't like
Speaker 4: maybe you just didn't feel like you were being shown
Speaker 4: in it. So I'm just saying, like, if is that
Speaker 4: what it's gonna take.
Speaker 5: I'm not fucking day you do the hell that you
Speaker 5: were doing a thing. Oh it sounds like you ew hell.
Speaker 1: It does sound like he no show the video, Hell
Speaker 1: up the evidence, y'all.
Speaker 2: I got a hotel for two days because I was
Speaker 2: expecting a crash out. I thought I was gonna like
Speaker 2: literally be sad, and I was like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to taint the energy of the new house with sadness.
Speaker 1: The crash out.
Speaker 4: He fully did crash out, and he crashed out over
Speaker 4: not getting a text back, and he literally was the
Speaker 4: craziest I've ever seen him act, and he was tweaking
Speaker 4: out and he couldn't hear any positive reinforcements. So like,
Speaker 4: literally the three of us were just sitting and we
Speaker 4: were like, walk him lose his mind, and it was amazing.
Speaker 1: But that's good.
Speaker 4: That means I just have to get a really nice camera,
Speaker 4: so like for your big crash out. Oh, we're making
Speaker 4: taxi driver too.
Speaker 2: No. Literally, Also, you have the video.
Speaker 1: On your phone and you're not gonna see it, bitch.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I got a hotel room for two days
Speaker 2: to crash out because I was like dark darkness, darkness, darkness.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to take the energy of my new home.
Speaker 2: And I did exactly that. And then mind you, I
Speaker 2: get to this hotel room and I'm alone, and I
Speaker 2: direct I go directly to the hallway closet, shut it
Speaker 2: behind me, and sit on the floor of it for
Speaker 2: an hour, just like in the darkness, not not being sad,
Speaker 2: just like sitting in the darkness. And it's a nice
Speaker 2: hotel room too. I should have explored a little bit,
Speaker 2: should have gone by the pool.
Speaker 1: No, that was nice. I think the I think the
Speaker 1: way you did it was perfect. Sitting in the closet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fuck, I set myself up every fucking time.
Speaker 2: Brou I know, I just like screamed my voice away.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 1: No, you've been losing your voice over the past three days.
Speaker 2: Should I like scream really loud and completely lose it?
Speaker 1: Would you lose it?
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think so. And I think like
Speaker 2: people with racipy voices are so sexy, Like imagine like
Speaker 2: meeting all the people in New York and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: that would be kind of like, um yeah, Mickey seventeen
Speaker 2: bunk as fuck. We I saw Barbie's movie.
Speaker 1: I have to see it.
Speaker 2: It is so fucking good and like I.
Speaker 1: Know, I've only heard people talk about how good it is.
Speaker 2: It is the most like whole like feel good movie,
Speaker 2: like cry at the end, like, uh, it was so good.
Speaker 2: And Barbie's performance was legitimately like one of my favorite
Speaker 2: performances I've seen. I need to see it when in
Speaker 2: the last six months, like she went fucking ape shit,
Speaker 2: and like not that I didn't know she had that
Speaker 2: in her, but like to a certain degree, I was like,
Speaker 2: I was genuinely shocked. I was like, Oh, she's acting
Speaker 2: her fucking boots off, Like.
Speaker 1: Dad, I'm so excited for like all.
Speaker 2: Bob Trevino cuts hair.
Speaker 1: But my media of the week.
Speaker 4: Next time somebody pisses you off, just set them up
Speaker 4: to give you head, like the exact day you stop leading,
Speaker 4: like on that day that you know, if you did
Speaker 4: a few jumping jacks, you would like launch out like
Speaker 4: the last membranes. Just make sure someone gives you head
Speaker 4: right in that like radioactive state of disaster. And that
Speaker 4: to me would be the best revenge because what you're
Speaker 4: gonna be like the worst case scenarios that person walks away,
Speaker 4: ang the are like do her pussy tasted like fucking ass?
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I was on my period, Like what.
Speaker 2: Tastes like butty tastes like a buttle?
Speaker 1: Well they are very close. Yeah, that's so us.
Speaker 4: Okay, the last thing I'll say is gonna hurt Drew's feelings. Wow,
Speaker 4: But okay, actually not really because I don't feel this
Speaker 4: way about yours. But you know, those wine bottles with
Speaker 4: the like the ones do you have in your room
Speaker 4: with that flip cap, Those at a restaurant make me
Speaker 4: feel so fucking nasty for some reason, Like I just
Speaker 4: feel like a bottle shaped like that does not get
Speaker 4: clean the amount it should be cleaned, yea, and to
Speaker 4: the extent it should be cleaned for everyone's nasty hands
Speaker 4: going in there. And I just think about, like when
Speaker 4: someone has their earrings in for too long and it
Speaker 4: cakes up and gets fucking disgusting, which is the nastiest
Speaker 4: guy trait ever. And I'm so fucking tired of men
Speaker 4: taking like effeminate trace and doing it and you're doing
Speaker 4: it fucking nasty. You're getting a manicure of a color
Speaker 4: too dark, but you can't see that there's dirt under
Speaker 4: your fucking nails because you're a fucking animal and you're
Speaker 4: not somebody who's scrubbing your fucking nails before you touch people.
Speaker 1: Nasty fucking monster.
Speaker 4: And that's how I feel about men with earrings, because
Speaker 4: they always get their ears pierced and then they never
Speaker 4: take it out and it smells like fucking ass crack.
Speaker 1: Of Notre Dome. It's so fucking nasty.
Speaker 4: But that is what I imagine for the wine bottle, Like
Speaker 4: things at restaurants is like it was just all that
Speaker 4: fucking gunk from naw go to restaurants and they don't
Speaker 4: wash their hands and they touch everything, and everything is
Speaker 4: fucking nasty and I hate those and I hate I know, sustainability.
Speaker 4: It is the ugliest fucking thing ever. Stop cutting glass
Speaker 4: bottles in half and making them cups, because it's not
Speaker 4: a foy, it is a bottle cut in half, and
Speaker 4: I hate those cups.
Speaker 1: And like the bottom of wine glasses is so ugly.
Speaker 1: The nipple, like if I wanted to suck on a nipple,
Speaker 1: I'd get on my fuckhone and make it happen.
Speaker 2: He'd come to me. And if I wanted to suck
Speaker 2: a nipple, I'd be sucking hers.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so gross to think about.
Speaker 4: Bobs deflated and I just have skin sacks and when
Speaker 4: I bend over, it literally like I look like the
Speaker 4: woman from barbering.
Speaker 2: You know those like punching bags or yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm That's what I.
Speaker 4: Do, and I'm not gonna do anything about it, honestly,
Speaker 4: like for a long time, I was like, I'm gonn
Speaker 4: get my boobs one.
Speaker 1: I'mnna get my boobs done. Honestly, there's something like crazy
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 5: For what?
Speaker 1: Literally for what?
Speaker 4: Because I'm why, I'm so fucking in my head that
Speaker 4: I every everybody I met, I'd be like, I got
Speaker 4: my boobs done, and then like it would be like
Speaker 4: a useless conversation because I'm just like weirdly insecure, and
Speaker 4: I'd be like, you can you tell I didn't want
Speaker 4: something to my boobs because I did something to my boobs?
Speaker 2: You would make it interesting because you're very interesting.
Speaker 4: Thanks, But I don't want to because it's like too
Speaker 4: much work. Also, I genuinely think if somebody cut me
Speaker 4: open and I woke to that, I would kill myself.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I'm saying the drainage pipes afterwards, Like
Speaker 2: I don't think you could handle.
Speaker 1: That's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4: But I don't mean it's discussing like girl, if you
Speaker 4: get your shit done like fos like I just can't
Speaker 4: because something's wrong with me.
Speaker 1: And every day my waking up, my whole existence feels
Speaker 1: like uh.
Speaker 4: The like baralyze, I paralyzed the paralyze, paraly apparently paralyzed.
Speaker 1: That was just every day.
Speaker 4: The reason I think I smoke so much is because
Speaker 4: last year I became so just like disconnected, and I
Speaker 4: think about how often I called myself stupid. It was
Speaker 4: fully just because I know too much and I don't
Speaker 4: want to talk. I literally don't want to talk about anything.
Speaker 4: And every day my existence has felt like at least
Speaker 4: one moment I wake up and I come to and
Speaker 4: I'm like, apparently the paralyzed, that flusher bones of flusher
Speaker 4: modes of flusher modes.
Speaker 1: Of lusher bones. That is what my existence feels like.
Speaker 2: Literally.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I really hate those restaurant nasty bottles. They're
Speaker 4: so fucking I also hate, like a restaurant dispenser, the
Speaker 4: plastic ones that like have the spring that they really
Speaker 4: don't work. And you know that whoever touched it last
Speaker 4: because you're about to do the same fucking thing is
Speaker 4: dig their hands in there. And I just think about
Speaker 4: how dirty. So I never use the top napkins because
Speaker 4: also those top naps against all the plastic, So like,
Speaker 4: if I use napkins from something like that, I'll make
Speaker 4: sure to use the center of the napkins. From the
Speaker 4: ones laid under it, because the side ones have already
Speaker 4: ripped across and wiped down this fucking plastic controversy.
Speaker 2: You know what I hate is the soap dispensers that
Speaker 2: you have to go you have to touch. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: hit them, you or you hit it like with your
Speaker 2: palm and it squirts it out those because every once
Speaker 2: in a while, my fingers will graze like the mechanism
Speaker 2: underneath and it's like dried cake like soap that's been
Speaker 2: there for months, if not years, it's never been cleaned,
Speaker 2: and it'll flake into the palm of my hand. I
Speaker 2: hate that. Hate that. Also. I hate wet countertops more
Speaker 2: than anything in the world. Like literally, a wet sink
Speaker 2: will make me lose my fucking mind. Like oh, because
Speaker 2: all I can think, eh.
Speaker 4: Is the germs residing in the pool. Yeah, like pol
Speaker 4: is the body of the water, the body. The bodies
Speaker 4: of water hold water hold back to you, or the
Speaker 4: body of these water hold bacteria.
Speaker 2: The brain, the body keeps the score. Everything about that.
Speaker 2: Think about that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I with all my time to myself in
Speaker 1: my brain, I have thought a lot about all the
Speaker 1: things that I thought were normal, and they're not because
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody should feel that way about wine bottles,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure someone out there feels that they get it.
Speaker 2: Room Sid con Way that Enya might be into bestiality
Speaker 2: fucking with a goat like me. Okay, Enya's koochy tastes
Speaker 2: like laptops.
Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.
Speaker 2: BPD, bpd this bpd that I want to be putting
Speaker 2: this pee on his d Okay, that was from Gray Star.
Speaker 2: They asked me to call.
Speaker 1: Them Gurger Gray Star Enterprises. That's what that sounds like.
Speaker 1: Your face right now, like for what you're looking up
Speaker 1: versus like the face of seriousness. You have the face,
Speaker 1: This is the face of seriousness.
Speaker 2: Someone emailed me. So, my best friend and I went
Speaker 2: to Oaklawn in Dallas on Friday the twentieth. Around one am,
Speaker 2: we realized her phone was gone. We were so fixated
Speaker 2: on the missing phone, not even because it was an
Speaker 2: iPhone sixteen, but because we had waited over a month
Speaker 2: for our emergency intercom cases that were back ordered. We
Speaker 2: finally got them. I have the Annue one, she had
Speaker 2: the Drew one, and her phone went missing. All we
Speaker 2: could think about the phone case is gone. iPhone sixteen replaceable,
Speaker 2: the case devastated. Anyways, we didn't end up finding her phone.
Speaker 2: We didn't end up finding her phone, and by the
Speaker 2: next morning we realized her while it was gone to
Speaker 2: she literally got pickpocket in a gighborhood.
Speaker 1: Well, we should send we should send her case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 1: I'm literally such a good person. What the fuck? Like
Speaker 1: what I hear stories like that and genuinely I think
Speaker 1: send her case. No, that is crazy.
Speaker 4: Also, how did you not notice your walt being so
Speaker 4: caught up about the case that you don't.
Speaker 1: Realize your whole fucking wall is missing.
Speaker 4: Also, I think like you are the type of person
Speaker 4: if your phone went missing, you would destroy the night.
Speaker 4: I think if my phone went missing, the night could
Speaker 4: go on. And honestly, the MC no, but I might
Speaker 4: get better.
Speaker 2: I would not destroy the night. I really, if I
Speaker 2: was drunk, I would not destroy the night.
Speaker 1: Oh if you were drunk, but you're never drunk anymore,
Speaker 1: so you would destroy the night.
Speaker 2: Straight. Pubic hair scares me so bad. That is not
Speaker 2: a bush, That is a weeping willow.
Speaker 1: Right right, I'm gonna pull your pants down.
Speaker 2: I just read one that just like physic like made
Speaker 2: me cringe.
Speaker 1: Umm, oh my god, imagine it was yours that made
Speaker 1: him cringe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if we weren't Brockhampton, if we weren't Brockhampton
Speaker 2: stands together. Please don't say we go way back.
Speaker 1: Me when I was the colonel of Brockhampton.
Speaker 2: Mmm, I'm a fly a lucky follower out to my
Speaker 2: house to fuck them. Okay, I'm a fly a lucky
Speaker 2: follower out to my house to tell them my theories.
Speaker 2: Would you break up with your boyfriend if you found
Speaker 2: out he could do the splits? Yes? Ups, United, Penis
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Speaker 1: Okay enough.
Speaker 2: I want to wax pussy for a living, but I'm
Speaker 2: scared of fuck. Oh wait, I want to I want
Speaker 2: to wax pussy for a living, but I'm scared I'm
Speaker 2: gonna eat one and get fired. That's literally me. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: my media media, Sorry, all those say ups suck.
Speaker 1: No, that was awesome. I can't think of anything relationships
Speaker 1: by him. Loved that song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to say that.
Speaker 4: A no, no immediately No, okay, wait, actually I'll just
Speaker 4: go through the first six songs. I Touch, I Touched,
Speaker 4: roses By Book of Love were almost there. Michael Jose
Speaker 4: Somebody Loves Me Sister Sledge.
Speaker 1: But Sisters four or five four and Borderline by Madonna.
Speaker 2: I'm Borderline Personality Disorder by Madonna. I really have only
Speaker 2: been listening to Salem like.
Speaker 1: Only that's a really scary lot.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's it's like normally when I
Speaker 2: listened to it like it feels, I can't. I can't
Speaker 2: say that the reason why I listened to it, But
Speaker 2: there's there's the normally when I'm listening to Salem, there's
Speaker 2: a reason, but I don't have that reason this time,
Speaker 2: and I'm listening to it just for fun and I
Speaker 2: kind of love it.
Speaker 1: Oh that is awesome. Was it a sad reason?
Speaker 2: No, I'd like no reason at all. Really, I just
Speaker 2: like it. Asia by Salem, Red Lights by Salem. I
Speaker 2: really like, uh, not much of a life. It's not
Speaker 2: much jove a lifely Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that Lana?
Speaker 2: No, it's Salem. Oh no, they sampled Rihanna, Oh hey, Dan,
Speaker 2: I like this song Thrown Around by James Blake, Hell
Speaker 2: of a Ride by Nourished by Time, and then gay
Speaker 2: Guy by DJ Assault And just know there have been
Speaker 2: a major there was a major event that happened in
Speaker 2: La that we can't talk about because Kai decided to
Speaker 2: fucking ditch us today. But we'll talk about it next week.
Speaker 2: We'll go into it. But just know I'm a star.
Speaker 2: I'm talented. People want to sit and look at me
Speaker 2: in my fucking face and tell me I can't sing
Speaker 2: when I can get on stage in front of sixteen
Speaker 2: hundred people in flawlessly, flawless.
Speaker 1: I want to be me, be me.
Speaker 2: I'm on my Chris breathe, breathe, flawlessly sing Kitty Cat
Speaker 2: and countdown.
Speaker 1: And just how do you beat?
Speaker 2: Since he was eight, since he was on America's Got Talent? Wait,
Speaker 2: I just put something together that I can't say until
Speaker 2: after the podcast, and you're gonna die laughing. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: but okay, thank you guys so much for tuning in.
Speaker 2: We'll never leave you again, that is the lie. We
Speaker 2: will one day. We will one day soon probably we
Speaker 2: will probably vanish and there may never be us ever again,
Speaker 2: but there are fuck me fuck we may leave one
Speaker 2: day very soon, and I'm soft launching the demise of
Speaker 2: the podcast. But I love you. That's not true, that's
Speaker 2: not true.
Speaker 1: Who would you believe me? True?
Speaker 2: I bet who does it better me? All right, piecea
Speaker 2: la Bye guys,