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Speaker 1: My back day a night. Never beget it. Prances is

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Speaker 1: that road toy? Oh oh.

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Speaker 2: Was that thing moving or what.

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Speaker 1: It was really shaking? It was shaking so crazy?

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Speaker 2: Chat was it moving?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're back, guys, Welcome back to a

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Speaker 3: bardeny Wow, wow, famously famously.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I feel like it.

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Speaker 4: Really it does feel like I'm at somebody's house who

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Speaker 4: I used to hook up with a lot and then

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Speaker 4: I just like randomly got busy and stopped seeing.

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Speaker 1: But I'm like bored back at their house.

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Speaker 2: No, it feels like I'm sitting on the edge of

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Speaker 2: the bed before I boke up, clutching. Yeah, there is

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Speaker 2: an energy, there is an energy.

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Speaker 4: But wellcause we also haven't broken in this new space

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Speaker 4: because we went on the break kind of right when

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Speaker 4: we moved in because we just needed the time, and boyds,

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Speaker 4: did I have a time. I genuinely am like, I

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Speaker 4: am so happy. I love my life. I'm so happy.

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Speaker 4: I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm

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Speaker 4: so happy. I'm so happy.

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Speaker 2: We're so happy. We're so happy. We're so happy. We're

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Speaker 2: so happy, We're so happy, We're so happy. I'm so happy.

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Speaker 4: I actually am in like a good I'm in a

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Speaker 4: better mental state right now than I was, Like you are, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I am so much better you And I can't.

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Speaker 2: Tell if it's your lexapro. I can't tell if it's

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Speaker 2: your prozac or that you're smoking weed all day every day.

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Speaker 4: Well no, okay, it like that myself. That like that

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Speaker 2: Shit, like I guess I do.

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Speaker 4: I guess I'll smoke just I usually don't have anything

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Speaker 4: to do. But what I have found is I've talked

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Speaker 4: about this on my own YouTube channel, but I have

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Speaker 4: a hard time recording myself. And I've been blessed enough

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what this is fun again?

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Speaker 2: It's like me taking three shots before every time we record,

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Speaker 2: I'm blackout every time. I mean, yeah we've been recording,

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Speaker 2: I'm blackout. Yeah, And then I believe, good for you

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Speaker 2: exactly what I was drinking like probably like five shots

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Speaker 2: I go and like down like a handle.

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Speaker 4: As a favorite bar around the corner. It's walking distance,

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Speaker 2: But damn, a lot has fucking happened since we've gone,

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Speaker 2: like a.

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Speaker 4: Lot, Like I think a lot specifically in your life

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Speaker 4: has changed, and like happened.

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Speaker 1: And like a lot has happened.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk about any of it. I'm

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Speaker 4: But I don't think anyone can guess because it's the

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Speaker 4: last thing anyone would have ever had.

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Speaker 2: It's something that I famously am like no, no, no, no, never,

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Speaker 1: I can't see myself doing that.

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Speaker 2: But something, something has shifted, something something has shifted, and

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Speaker 2: it's probably venus and mercury and retrograde. But like I

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Speaker 4: I know Drew, literally, Drew has had some a breakthrough

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Speaker 4: that has literally made him feel so happy.

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Speaker 2: You know what it is is it's I didn't see

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Speaker 4: No, that's not just it, bitch, because you finally got

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Speaker 2: You can't believe it. That's happened too.

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Speaker 4: But if you don't dress up that body, then you're

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Speaker 2: Also, I put this jacket on last second because I

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Speaker 1: But oh, this was my birthday gift to Durro.

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Speaker 2: This small little artist that like a lot of y'all

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, But I have a.

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Speaker 2: Story that I want to have mentioned right off, Rick,

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Speaker 2: all down. Okay, So I, me and and YOUA went

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Speaker 2: Remember that he's got his own little well.

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Speaker 2: We have a job. Let's talk about this. This job

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Speaker 4: Like everything and post it and stuff like, seriously, you

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Speaker 2: Being important, important to like culture. But anyways, I have

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Speaker 2: where this habit was born of running straight to the

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Speaker 4: you go to the bathroom all the time in the airport,

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Speaker 1: In the bathroom the whole time hitting his vape.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so then I'm like chilling in there, hanging out,

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Speaker 4: Gonna smell it, hear it. I'm gonna activate all your

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Speaker 2: It's the opposite of a sensory deprivation. Tank. If you

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Speaker 1: Typically in an airport bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so then we I like, do my thing. I

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Speaker 2: I was in, and the door was unlocked. I pushed

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Speaker 2: this pants dick in balls through the fucking toilet paper dispenser.

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Speaker 1: All the ball is crazy. Ell.

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Speaker 4: You just saw his appendage, like where the skin meets

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Speaker 1: Didn you met where there? You saw where the crease

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Speaker 2: I didn't see his dick and balls, but I saw

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Speaker 2: And then he like sees me, whips around, turns bright

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Speaker 2: my entire like rips up his pants and like freaks out.

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Speaker 2: And then I shut the door and I am like cackling,

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, bitch, I'm waiting right here.

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Speaker 2: There were other stalls available.

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Speaker 1: This is where the crazy behavior starts.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting right here.

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Speaker 1: I guess, to be fair, he just sexually assaults. He

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Speaker 1: just assaulted you also like to it's a public offense

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Speaker 1: and it's a felony because it's literally in like a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm I'm standing there. I'm standing there waiting

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Speaker 2: The guy that I caught walks out, Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: the the guy that was blowing him or giving him

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Speaker 2: hand job. I'm not gonna assume was you'd.

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Speaker 1: Better be giving a hand job in a fucking airport,

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Speaker 2: You don't know gay man, you don't know gay men.

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Speaker 2: And then I waited there. I got on Sniffy's and

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Speaker 2: Yeah you No, he serviced me and worshiped me. Just

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Speaker 2: Of course he was going to La, the godless fucking

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Speaker 1: That's like he's working in no knows exactly what he has.

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Speaker 2: Getting getting the service. I've never seen someone ain't that

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Speaker 2: From that just committed a crime. I don't give a fuck,

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Speaker 2: Like I really don't care. And I was like, should

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Speaker 4: To be fair, this is the best outcome is some

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he had a huge ass. That's all I remember.

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Speaker 2: Like a big fucking stinky butt that's full of bod

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what happened, but wear white

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Speaker 1: He was getting fucked. Josie was asking if we think

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Speaker 2: The bathroom, but also t is I was like, maybe

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Speaker 2: this is like a part of it, like a part

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's essentially what like a couple accounts have

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Speaker 4: And it's like all that ship where it's like I

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Speaker 4: or it's like I I bent over in front of

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Speaker 2: He was playing me. Do you remember when we got

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Speaker 2: the iPhone controllable controllable vibrator and we went to public? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That was so fun?

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Speaker 1: Where was it? Buffalo Wildwind?

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Speaker 2: I was tweaking when it was inside of me. We

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Speaker 4: But thankfully I wore black underwear, so there was no

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Speaker 2: You gotta shut the actual fuck up. But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah W stands for don't fuck women.

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Speaker 2: Apparently not gonna lie. That was a very exciting moment

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Speaker 2: in my life. Yeah, very mundaneous.

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Speaker 1: That exciting happened to.

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Speaker 2: Me while I was gone, Like, well, a lot of

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Speaker 2: shit has happened, a lot of things.

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Speaker 1: While someone hit my car today.

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Speaker 2: Happened someone hit in his fucking car.

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Speaker 1: Because the second time my old car never got hit.

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Speaker 4: I finally got to a place where I was like,

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Speaker 4: also has the best ansystem ever. Within a month of

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Speaker 4: now someone just hit it again.

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Speaker 2: So like someone knocked on our door this morning, and

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Speaker 2: like I'm not going to be mean, but like ozimbic

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Speaker 2: face down, like melting off his body, like and also

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Speaker 2: like y'all think like.

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Speaker 1: Mind you the nicest man ever?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but also y'all think like ozimbic face is

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Speaker 4: No, it's because you think I have Olympic face because

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Speaker 2: That's ozimpic face, because you do ozimpic I'm tired of

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Speaker 2: I'm tired of sitting behind this lie, this fucking lie

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Speaker 2: and Ozmpic. She doesn't omi, that's not true.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I did Ozmpic. And they're like, she

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Speaker 4: has ozempic face. No, bitch, you've been looking at me

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Speaker 4: since I was pre pubescent, Like I literally am, just

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Speaker 4: like I'm in my mid twenties.

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Speaker 2: Don't say that.

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Speaker 1: No, I love it though, I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it when you eat it. I love it

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Speaker 2: when you I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it when you eat it.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So he comes up to the door. I ignored

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Speaker 4: the doorbell because I thought it was Josiah.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, Drew can't get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, everyone does. I'd to ignore the doorbell makes

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Speaker 4: I'm the furthest set up and I had to get

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Speaker 2: That's true. It was honestly perfect case scenario though, because

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that happened to me and I deal dealt

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Speaker 2: with it. But like he was like, hey, is this

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Speaker 2: the car and he's like, yeah, I actually like built

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Speaker 2: the house across the street and da da da, and

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I guess he was in a RAV four.

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Speaker 4: But like that's how Ellen saves so much money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the editors, the editors in spray on bitches too

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Speaker 2: as well. Yes, And there's not much to say to

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Speaker 2: this story.

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Speaker 1: No, the point of the story is this fucking video

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Speaker 1: of Drew.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was taking a video of me, or he

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Speaker 2: was taking a video of the damage, and then he

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Speaker 2: sent it to me, and it's I was not I

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Speaker 2: was not prepared to be on film, Like I was

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Speaker 1: Cameration prove llaut.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you play, you pay right, Okay, So a little

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Speaker 2: car that I accidentally hit me saying exactly I remember correctly, Okay,

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Speaker 2: left front damage, And I've offered this gentleman, what you

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Speaker 2: dream Drew Phillips. Phillips, Yeah, I showed him immediately, immediately,

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Speaker 2: like one, first of all, me saying exactly, no idea

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Speaker 2: what this man is talking about.

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Speaker 4: If you play, you have to pay to play. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: what does that fucking mean?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 4: You were looking at your iPhone going down to like

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Speaker 4: a suburban street.

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Speaker 1: You hit a car.

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Speaker 2: And he was also making it very aware to me.

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Speaker 2: He was like, I have money, I'm a doctor. I

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Speaker 2: Like he was like making it. He was like please

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Speaker 2: like but also I don't think he wants to go

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Speaker 2: through int It's because he was like, whenever you take

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Speaker 2: them call me, and I'll pay for everything. Bitch, I

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Speaker 2: wish he hit my fucking car.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not happy he hit my car. That's I

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Speaker 1: don't own that car. That's not my car. I'm paying

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Speaker 4: Like of course the one time, I'm like because my

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Speaker 4: last car, Yeah, I'll flex on you, bitches.

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Speaker 1: I was paying to own that forward eat it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and now my parents have it and they've already wrecked

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Speaker 2: I And also your other car, the other car that

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Speaker 2: you bought. Oh yeah, I was sitting in a lot

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Speaker 2: forward lot that it was a black car and it

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Speaker 2: turned green.

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Speaker 1: No, it was a white car.

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Speaker 2: And they called Inya's sister and was like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: The car turned fucking green, bro, because my family doesn't

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Speaker 1: respect me.

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Speaker 2: And that's someone with veneer breath. I really did. And

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Speaker 2: you know what that is?

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Speaker 1: That just stink.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wait, so much has happened.

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Speaker 1: I know who it is.

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Speaker 2: So much has happened in my life. This one I

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Speaker 2: specifically can't talk about for a plethora of reasons. The

444
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 2: near breath.

445
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you ew ew and you were in that mouth.

446
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 2: No I was not. Don't even don't even say that

447
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 2: about me.

448
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,680
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no evidence to back that you weren't.

449
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 2: Don't say that shit.

450
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 4: I let my imagination tell, Like the thing is, if

451
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 4: you're not gonna be a fucking kiss and tell, well,

452
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 4: why the fuck did you tell me anything? Because now

453
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 4: my imagination is running wild and I think you and

454
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 4: whoever the fuck you're talking about did the nastiest ship.

455
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: I could think of. Because if I think about sex,

456
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, me and my girls get pervy.

457
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I'll tell you allan.

458
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 1: Pervy consentually pervy.

459
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,760
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, like, should I tell them the one

460
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 2: detail out front of the gym or no.

461
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 1: If it's not the bottle, it's the phone.

462
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 2: If it's not the bottle, it's the phone. There's one

463
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 2: moment that I'm like debating telling because this happened before

464
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 2: a break. Actually whatever, we're cutting all of that.

465
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 5: Well.

466
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to go to Italy with my

467
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 1: friend Rain and it was so fun. But one of

468
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 1: my like actually the day I.

469
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 2: Would be more like literally more like.

470
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 1: Wait, why am I? Why am I literally in Italy

471
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: right now?

472
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 2: Literally?

473
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 1: Why am I literally in Italy?

474
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 2: Literally?

475
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 4: But my most memorable moment from that trip. There was

476
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 4: so many things that were really funny. But I was

477
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 4: sitting outside by the pool and I didn't have a

478
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 4: lighter and I wanted to smoke.

479
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 1: So I went up to this guy who worked at

480
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 1: the hotel. I think he was a bellboy.

481
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 3: He was.

482
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,919
Speaker 4: It was one of those hotels where like everyone's dressed

483
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 4: like it's a fucking Wes Anderson.

484
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: Movie and he was a bell boy. Ass fuck but

485
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: I went up to it. I was like, oh, do

486
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: you have a lighter? And he was like, oh, uh.

487
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 4: Yes, I have a lighter. Like, how are the fuck

488
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,479
Speaker 4: you do an Italian accent? I really can't like I

489
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 4: literally can't, Like.

490
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: How do you do it? Like, yes, I have a light.

491
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: Hello, I have a letter.

492
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: That's better than what I did.

493
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: Hello, dude.

494
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 4: You know what's really good at it is fucking Rain

495
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 4: because me and her on one of the days we

496
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 4: went to this like island where they sell glass and

497
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 4: a glass company set a boat.

498
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 2: Y'all had a blast while.

499
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: We were in Italy.

500
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 4: While we were in Italy, we went to this event

501
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 4: and at it it was like a bunch of mutual

502
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 4: friends and me and Rain had gone off and like smoked.

503
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 4: And then when we came back, I said this, I

504
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 4: don't think I repeated this to you into like a

505
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 4: bunch of random guys about me and Rain. I go, yeah, well,

506
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 4: we just had a party of our own. So I

507
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 4: don't even go a fuck about this party anymore. And

508
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 4: with the way like I just present myself or maybe

509
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 4: I just like think everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm

510
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 4: scared of the fact that I am gay.

511
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 2: Whatever, wait, we have to unpack that. No, So then no, no.

512
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: I said that everyone was like, oh, Like I was like, oh,

513
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: we just went and had a party of our own.

514
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: I literally just had the best time of my life.

515
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: I could go home now, I'm so sleepy.

516
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 4: Like I said something, it literally made it sound like

517
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 4: we went and did a bunch of coke and had sex.

518
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: But that is not the thing I was gonna say.

519
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 4: Essentially, this guy, I'm gonna insert a picture where we're

520
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 4: gonna have to blur the fuck out of it.

521
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: This bell boy was like, oh, yeah, I have I

522
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: have a lighter.

523
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 4: Also, we had to go back and forth because I

524
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 4: said matches and I was like for smoking like fire,

525
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 4: and like I was like doing the whole sign thing

526
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 4: because like neither of us knew what the fuck we were

527
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 4: talking about. Also, every time I spoke Spanish, it just confused,

528
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,679
Speaker 4: like confused and escalated the issue.

529
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: So I wasn't doing that.

530
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 4: And he's like, oh okay, lighter, lighter, and he goes

531
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 4: like this, mind you, he's carrying a huge water drug

532
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 4: because he's going somewhere, And I'm like, oh my god,

533
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 4: this is the worst thing ever, because I thought he'd

534
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 4: be like, yeah, I'll be back with matches and not

535
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 4: like try to like ten to me in the moment

536
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 4: and he grabs this lighter. Did I show you the

537
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 4: one he sent me or gave me bruh. I think

538
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 4: he just like had one of those moments where it's like, oh, yeah,

539
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 4: I have a lighter. I can literally feel it in

540
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 4: my tight ass fucking pants right now. And he didn't

541
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 4: think about the lighter that was in there, and he

542
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 4: pulled it out and it was this.

543
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: One Oh my god.

544
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: He pulled it out and like he like he had

545
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: this water drop. So he's like, oh yeah, and he's

546
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: like holding it and going like this mind you. He's

547
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: like around my age, like maybe like twenty four, so

548
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: he's like this. He's like oh and like patting around

549
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: for and I'm just standing and like kind of trying

550
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: not to look.

551
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: So I'm like, dude, just it was like a lot,

552
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 2: it's icky.

553
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: And he goes to give to me. He goes, oh,

554
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: I know you don't have to use this one. Like

555
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: he like literally like pulled it back. I was like,

556
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: oh no, and like started hiding it and.

557
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 4: He's like I'm so sorry, and I was like what

558
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 4: and I like saw it and I started cracking up.

559
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, no, that is perfect.

560
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 4: Thank you, And I like exactly what and then he

561
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 4: was like ohh and like like was had the bottom

562
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 4: was like going to walk when he's like, I'm sorry,

563
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 4: I'll like, I'll like was basically just like, I'll come

564
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 4: back with matches.

565
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: I was like, it's fine, I can use this. This

566
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,719
Speaker 1: is perfect. And he felt so embarrassed and he I

567
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 1: was at that hotel for three nights. He did not

568
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: look at me once.

569
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

570
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: He was so exciting me.

571
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: He knew how like she that was. Yeah, that was

572
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: like a moment, but.

573
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 4: Like, honestly good because a straight man should feel like

574
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 4: he's actually attacking.

575
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's very pervystraight.

576
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's disgusting and I'm actually gonna call and

577
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have him.

578
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, get his ass.

579
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 4: Fine, No, I thought we were gonna key. After that,

580
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: he brought me matches after him. When I gave him back,

581
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 4: I was like, it was perfect. Thank you so much.

582
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: He was like and like ran away.

583
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah that is hilarious.

584
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 1: Oh really, because it doesn't seem like it is.

585
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: No, that was so funny and yeah.

586
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a really long story where it was

587
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: like you kind of had to be there.

588
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah that was hilarious. What oh cool, cool, cool, I'm

589
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 2: just kidding. That was actually awesome. I did not know

590
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: the lighter looked like that.

591
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: I know.

592
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 4: Also in that picture, I'm covering her whole badges out,

593
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 4: So I think that's why it's not just like a

594
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 4: girl with boobs.

595
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: It is a naked woman on both sides. And I

596
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: wish I've been saying this. I think I'm gonna buy

597
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: the ray Ban meta glass. I want him filming everything

598
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: because my interaction.

599
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: Imagine I got the cruising on video. No, not in

600
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: like a pervy way so y'all could see it. No,

601
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 2: I would watch it back later. No, no, please, no, Well,

602
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: last night we were talking in bed, and you sleeps

603
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: in my bed almost every night.

604
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: Now, I know it's a problem. Not a new big

605
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: bed and it's amazing.

606
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: Wait did I literally they don't know about that. I

607
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 2: think you got it after Yeah, I got a giant

608
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: I got a king sized bed, y'all.

609
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 4: It's and it's the best investment he's ever made, because

610
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 4: literally I I just can't stop sleeping in it.

611
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to do for long.

612
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you that much right now. That bed

613
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: has been christened, I know, which.

614
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: Actually grosses me out.

615
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 4: But I've never had to sit on your bed and

616
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 4: think about if you've done nasty stuff on it.

617
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: And then I was like, eh uh, and I think

618
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: he lied to me. I asked him if he washed

619
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: his sheets.

620
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: I know, I swear to God. I swear to God

621
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 2: I washed my sheets and then right after I wash

622
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: my sheets, a zul got iboogers all over them and

623
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: stained them. Okay, we were laying in bed last night

624
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 2: talking and I realized I can look at a person

625
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 2: and based off of like the distance between their eyes,

626
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: or the distance between their nose and their mouth, or

627
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: the distance between their ears, like bone structure, bone density,

628
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: I can tell how much of a freak nasty they

629
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: are based off of just more on their no, just

630
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: strictly off of the way they look. I can I

631
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: can read them to fill. Oh. Also, uh, Saphia, that

632
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: YouTuber with Tafia, Yeah, she and her husband hate each other.

633
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 4: I actually don't believe that. I don't believe that the

634
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 4: girl from busfeed, I don't believe that.

635
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: I think she. I think they're actually really normal.

636
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 4: I think they are shockingly so normal because to me, no,

637
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 4: they're not living like it's like a mister beast thing,

638
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 4: except I would never compare them to mister beasts.

639
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,959
Speaker 1: They're like actual like chill people. Oh no, but they

640
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: hate each other.

641
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: I don't think they behind behind closed doors there's a

642
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: little tap.

643
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, I think I I think she doesn't

644
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: play about that damn job.

645
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 4: I know that's that, But that's that's why I'm such

646
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 4: a de like on defense of her, because one thing

647
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 4: about me is I think to date me is essentially

648
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 4: like going to boot camp. It's like, yeah, you're gonna

649
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 4: meet the best people ever and genuinely like love the colonel,

650
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 4: but the colonel is evil, and like the.

651
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 1: Colonel has a lot of issues. It used to be

652
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: in war.

653
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 4: The colonel doesn't play about her job, and I'm the colonel,

654
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 4: So I think she's kind of like that. It's like, yeah,

655
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 4: like sometimes the colonel wakes up and you don't have

656
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 4: to tuck your your sheets into your bed is tight

657
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: because she's just gonna be like, yeah, that's a good

658
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 4: made bed.

659
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: And then other times she's gonna see a letter picking

660
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: from under your pillow and read it to the whole

661
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: courtyard or wherever they fucking sleep. But they make them all.

662
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: You lost me.

663
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I was giving I was writing a story. I

664
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: was acting all your sense. We were doing imagination, exercises.

665
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do that so I can like

666
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: expand my mind and really like I've been trying to

667
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: worlds build. I'm building a world of my.

668
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 2: You're fucking tweaking out, But like, for example, Josiah not

669
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: a freak nasty based off of une structure and yea,

670
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 2: let me see.

671
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't think I have freak nasty.

672
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 2: You have freak nasty bone structure. Me, I'm not a

673
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: freak nasty. I don't have Yeah, wow wow, And I'm

674
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: here with was. I was so scared when he flipped

675
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: it up to me. I was like, oh my god, like,

676
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: but I'm so glad he sent it to me. I

677
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 2: almost asked him. He was like, you want to send

678
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: this to and I was like, yes, please, please please, Like.

679
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: You know what, who the fuck is Coco?

680
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is Coco? Yeah? Who the fuck is Coco?

681
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: We need to bring her on the podcast. I really

682
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: need to know what her life transpired to be post.

683
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 4: We need to make like the Marvel Universe of people

684
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 4: like that. It's that girl, It's the guy who kicked

685
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 4: the abortion.

686
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: Like Turkish quant Dingle, Turkish Kwandale.

687
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: Dingle i don't know who that is.

688
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what you do the group leader. They

689
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: were singing that Kanye.

690
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 4: West song enough oh oh the kid Nina, Oh, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina,

691
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 4: Nina fell off.

692
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: Question Oh that bit you go, bitch?

693
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: You know who you know?

694
00:31:59,680 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 4: She?

695
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like she should have been If Balenciaga

696
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: really wanted to hard launch their esoteric, weird comeback, they

697
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: should have put her on that. Yeah, her sitting next

698
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: to Devin, That's what I.

699
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: Want, And I want to see Na and devn interact period.

700
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 4: They would have a key though. I think I kind

701
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 4: of think Devon is the kind of person that like,

702
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 4: you could put her in a room with anybody and

703
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 4: she will walk out and they will have each other's numbers.

704
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: Like that woman just has a charm.

705
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 2: To her that she's perfect down to the last minute.

706
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 2: Fucking teacher.

707
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: She would survive the colonel.

708
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: But you know who else fell the fuck off? You

709
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: know who else fell off? Greta Thunberg. That bitch is

710
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: in the gutters, bitch like sorry, bit like literally looked up, like.

711
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: Why didn't Luave use her?

712
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: Like what? Don't even get me started. I have beef

713
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: with l Wave. They stole from my girl, Ali spag

714
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: and all love. They put it on the runway, Ali Spag,

715
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: we're spagg It's we're all fucking s bag get. She

716
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 2: did it first with the chia seed u tuxedo, then

717
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: like four months later at the Wave put it on

718
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: the road.

719
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: You see tuxedo. When she went to the wine tasting.

720
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: Girl, I'm aa spag it through and through like don't

721
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: even don't even know.

722
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: But she went to the wine tasting on her and

723
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: took the buzz.

724
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: Back and yeah, give me your hand. I love you

725
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: and you're so special to me. I love you too, gorgeous.

726
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. You look really good today too.

727
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: Josiah, you're there.

728
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: I love Josiah. We haven't been hanging. It's actually annoying.

729
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 4: Josiah moved closer to us and he doesn't come over anymore.

730
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what we saw.

731
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: Predicted it. We predicted it.

732
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 4: We're like, it's predictive programming. It's predictive programming. And now

733
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 4: he's like, oh, he's like trying to sign that like

734
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 4: I've been gone and I've been like working, I've been

735
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 4: working for the fucking tamily.

736
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's been putting food on the family, putting

737
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: food on the table, paying your rent. We paid Josiah's rent.

738
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: Josiah doesn't pay rant and we.

739
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: Can not get no money. He's saying, I get no money.

740
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: Well, you get no money. No bitches, no swag, no swag,

741
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: no bitches, no swag. That's inya.

742
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: I know.

743
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: Also you're signing like just it works. Actually, but what

744
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: was I saying? Oh, yeah, Greta Thornberg fell off bitches

745
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 2: in the gun, her legacy being Lisban and Lisbon lesbian,

746
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 2: and I shouldn't be up here? Is the thing is

747
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 2: so like so perfectly what's wrong with everything in this world?

748
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: Because like she literally was that girl. She was like

749
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: fighting for primate change.

750
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: I think she shouldn't be up here, up there, like

751
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: you're right, you should be in school, and your parents

752
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: kind of suck for not letting you just go to

753
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: school and should be here, like, go to.

754
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 4: School, be normal and then you can Like, but poor girl,

755
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 4: she was fighting for a cause that she felt so

756
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 4: strong for.

757
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: I think she's still fighting for it. But in like

758
00:34:59,120 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: twenty years she'll.

759
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: Probably aware because I don't see her.

760
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 2: Wait, can she be president?

761
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: Can she? I think you have to be like.

762
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 4: A certain age and you have to be born in

763
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 4: the US to be the president.

764
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 2: She was skipping class just I said, she didn't want

765
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 2: to be in school. She did all that, like me

766
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 2: faking sick to get out of class, me faking to

767
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: be a climate change activist, to skip class to be a.

768
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: Martyr for her cause.

769
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 4: After finding out about what's her name, Anthony know the

770
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: one girl who she learned how to read and it

771
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 4: was illegal and she actually she.

772
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Never I guess was.

773
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 4: Actually know Malala Loki never fell off, like Malala is

774
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 4: always that girl, Greta, you fell off?

775
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: Because seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Like

776
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,479
Speaker 1: we like don't like what?

777
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 2: No, I support everything. Don't get me wrong, No.

778
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: I do, but like you know what I mean, Like she.

779
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 4: Literally was in school she learned about Malala. She was like, wait,

780
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 4: there's a method to the madness. I really fuck with sustainability.

781
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 4: Let me just see if this will get me out

782
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 4: of class.

783
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: And it worked.

784
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 2: Skipping class by netspind.

785
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 5: O.

786
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm twenty seven years old.

787
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: And I love that. No, and you're doing the right thing.

788
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: It's actually very smart where you're doing.

789
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 2: No, actually, what you're doing here is actually really smart.

790
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: What you're doing right now is really smart.

791
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: Did you have roaches growing up?

792
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, we had fucking roaches that would

793
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 2: fly around and like attack and shit like whoa, No,

794
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 2: they would literally come out shake water bugs, water bugs.

795
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 2: They would attack the fuck out of us. And I

796
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 2: didn't really I wasn't scared of them until I saw

797
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: my mom petrified. If you bring a roach around my mom,

798
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: she will literally like cut off an arm to get away. Well,

799
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 2: did you have roaches?

800
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we had like the baby ones that like

801
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 4: I saw TikTok recently that was like the tiny roaches

802
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 4: are a signed that like the nest is huge and

803
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 4: it's like a huge investation. Growing up in our first house,

804
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 4: we had roaches and like there is a her in

805
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 4: kind of terror you Carrie, after having an infestation of

806
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 4: roaches that never goes away, because I feel like were

807
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 4: the roaches getting in your house or were the roaches

808
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 4: there to stay?

809
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 2: They were there? We had roaches and mice.

810
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we had hella rats. Like I know, the

811
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: smell of a dead rat, a dead rat and a.

812
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: Cracker, dead rat and a cracker.

813
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: Like to me, it's all.

814
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm referencing. No, the girl gets

815
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: hit in the throat. No, she's walking by the pile

816
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: of doctor Pepper's and her friend a fake rat. Yeah.

817
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a black toilet and I don't know.

818
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 4: I thought that was okay because I haven't seen like

819
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 4: anything that's come out of my body. And now when

820
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 4: I go to a toilet that's normal and like not

821
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 4: a black hole of despair. And I go to look

822
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 4: in because you're supposed to be looking in the toilet

823
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 4: to see if you're healthy. It's literally terrifying.

824
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: But we could ask the plumber today if we can

825
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 2: change it.

826
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: I think I need to because it's very, very very decent,

827
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Like it's yeah to wake up in the morning and poop.

828
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 4: I don't know my health because I haven't seen my

829
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 4: poop in literally two months since. Yeah, you can't see anything,

830
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 4: and I don't know the color of my pee. I

831
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 4: don't know when I start my period, Like.

832
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: Oh wait, let's have that conversation. And you took a

833
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 2: piss in my toilet like three nights ago. It was

834
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 2: it was the darkest durine I have ever seen it.

835
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: It's like bacterial vaginosin. Yeah, fishy.

836
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not true. That's not true.

837
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 4: We actually don't need to start the rumor that I'm

838
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 4: like one of those dirty, nasty girls, because I take

839
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: care of myself, like I like literally, like.

840
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: There's maintenance, there's maintenance, there's weekly maintenance.

841
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 4: And sometimes you know what, I'm in a bad place

842
00:38:55,239 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 4: and it's not getting the word in me. But the

843
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 4: bridge is back down, the people are re entering the city.

844
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: It is bustling, it is alive. My body is back.

845
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: No, and it takes care of herself. But she just

846
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: had one day where that is no, it's bad.

847
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 4: I haven't been drinking as much water because all of

848
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 4: my that's not my company, those fucking binks, that's not

849
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 4: my company. That's not that's not my bottle.

850
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 2: Don't yell at us about the fucking price.

851
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: That's not my bottle. They played their cards, right, that's

852
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 1: not my bottle. They used me. They used me, and I'm.

853
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 4: Gonna come after them, not actually because I don't give

854
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 4: a fuck, but like, that's not my bottle. They just

855
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 4: sent me the bottle for free, against my will, against

856
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 4: my will.

857
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: They found my address and they sent me things. And

858
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm so happy about it.

859
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 4: But that is the only way I drink water is

860
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 4: if I have one of those big, stupid fucking bottles

861
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 4: in my hand. And I've been traveling and working and

862
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 4: moving around a bunch, so all of my bottles have

863
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 4: collected in my car. And last night I was brave

864
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 4: and I took all of them out because seeing the

865
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 4: color of my pea, I was.

866
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: Like, guys, I'm going through it. Actually, no, I'm coming

867
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: out of going through, because I was.

868
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 2: You're coming out.

869
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: Coming. Ah. She had no idea that song would be

870
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: huge with gay.

871
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: People, or she did, and she had no idea it

872
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: would be huge with straight No.

873
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: I think she had that song written, she had that

874
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 1: song given to her right she wrote the song.

875
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 2: Have you all ever accidentally seen my balls and not

876
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 2: said anything no.

877
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: Because I would scream. I would be fucking disgusting.

878
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 2: Really No, I just needed to know that. Oh.

879
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: But basically I was thinking about how.

880
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 2: I've seen yours and I've seen your biginie. Yeah, you've

881
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 2: seen me, yes, they fell out of your boxers morning.

882
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 1: You've seen my prickly pair. Because I don't give a fuck.

883
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 2: When you see me naked and ya's got a fur ball?

884
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 2: I coughed up a lot of fucking I felt like

885
00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 2: a cat years ago, yes whoa well catching fire, Hunger

886
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: Games and Chickmunks Chipmunks chip Wrecked were filmed on the

887
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: same beach.

888
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: Like that being is there any other slides or is

889
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: it just that scene?

890
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: Just that scene?

891
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: That's like I wish it was more like why didn't

892
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: they all film in the same jungle because what happened

893
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: in chip Wrecked.

894
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 4: I don't remember that movie at all. I really want

895
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 4: to rewatch Shruck two, which sounds like the most like

896
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 4: track ass thing ever. But Shrek two was the best

897
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 4: movie and it was the gayest shark movie and it

898
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 4: was so good musically and musically, and I saw screenshots

899
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: of like the fagro of Deeo they made, and now,

900
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 4: after living in La, this song, I'm like, damn, I

901
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 4: really need to see this, because the best part about

902
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 4: living in LA is now a bunch of movies I rewatched.

903
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, auto yeah, I literally like when I first

904
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: moved here was like I've literally been hearing Grand Theft.

905
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: Thought y'all better not play g in front of me

906
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: because I already can't shut up about the fact that

907
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm from Miami if oh, like I've actually been there.

908
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: Funny because before that was there, this was there.

909
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 2: It's actually a lot smaller in the game than it

910
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: is in real life.

911
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: It's huge, you wouldn't believe it, and then you get

912
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: there in person is not that much big.

913
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 2: Something we don't talk about enough, And I wish Kai

914
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 2: was here to get berated by us because we don't

915
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 2: talk about this moment enough. And I saw it the

916
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: other day sand whoa was that not good?

917
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: No one caught that? Like, Okay, I guess it was bad.

918
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 2: We don't talk about Bruno. Yeah, that monstid damage. We'll

919
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 2: get back though.

920
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: That was good.

921
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 2: You guys are sleeping.

922
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 4: Oh, but when people are commenting Bruno in the comments,

923
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 4: then y'all are gonna feel left down.

924
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 2: But something we don't talk about enough is sand literally

925
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 2: falling out of Kaishu. Like he lift his foot up

926
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 2: and like a pound of sand dusted out fell on

927
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: the floor of our kitchen. Yeah, like it literally it

928
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: was like Thano snap like, but with his toe it

929
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 2: really was.

930
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: Also because it was his toes.

931
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 4: It did feel like in a movie when someone starts disintegrating,

932
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 4: because it always starts from their.

933
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's just like, was he even at the beach? Why?

934
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 1: And why were those your shoes at the beach? Why

935
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: where did all of that fucking come from?

936
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 2: We really need to have a conversation about this with

937
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: him the next episode, and he's going to listen to this,

938
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 2: and he's going to try to defend himself, But don't.

939
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: Even listen to this and try to defend his honor.

940
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 2: Don't even try to text me about it, because we're

941
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: going to talk about this next week. Mickey seventeen. Worst

942
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 2: movie I've ever seen in my life?

943
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: Have you seen it?

944
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

945
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't know. You saw it already. You see

946
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: everything without me? You fucking hate me?

947
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: Worst fucking movie I have ever seen. It is a

948
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 2: sattire that happened five years too late, and the dick

949
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: riding I have seen for it is literally it makes

950
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 2: me feel dumb and stupid in my head. I love him,

951
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: I love I love the host. That was like one

952
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: of my first favorite movies ever. I remember watching over

953
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: and over and over again, so I understand, like he

954
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: has an obsession with like creatures, but like, how do

955
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 2: you go from parasite to that? Like girl?

956
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 4: Like I want to watch it, but like I sometimes

957
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 4: I hate that for creatives because when somebody makes something

958
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 4: that good, I'm.

959
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: Like, it's impossible.

960
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,439
Speaker 1: I did. No matter what you do next, people aren't

961
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: gonna be happy.

962
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 2: And I went into it expecting not the best movie.

963
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: Ever, but not to be satisfied.

964
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I expected not. I did not expect parasite

965
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 2: by any means. I expected like a super americanized version

966
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 2: of like whatever a creature film, but like because I

967
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: saw like videos about it, but like damn I did,

968
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 2: it did not resonate with me at all. Like there

969
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 2: were points in the movie where I was like, oh,

970
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 2: I might actually get.

971
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 4: Up in well, because does every movie need to be

972
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 4: about like some gay, fucking like good person with an iPhone?

973
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 2: Yes?

974
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 4: Wait what because you said it just like didn't like

975
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 4: maybe you just didn't feel like you were being shown

976
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 4: in it. So I'm just saying, like, if is that

977
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 4: what it's gonna take.

978
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 5: I'm not fucking day you do the hell that you

979
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 5: were doing a thing. Oh it sounds like you ew hell.

980
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: It does sound like he no show the video, Hell

981
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: up the evidence, y'all.

982
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 2: I got a hotel for two days because I was

983
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 2: expecting a crash out. I thought I was gonna like

984
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: literally be sad, and I was like, I don't want

985
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 2: to taint the energy of the new house with sadness.

986
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: The crash out.

987
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 4: He fully did crash out, and he crashed out over

988
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 4: not getting a text back, and he literally was the

989
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 4: craziest I've ever seen him act, and he was tweaking

990
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 4: out and he couldn't hear any positive reinforcements. So like,

991
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 4: literally the three of us were just sitting and we

992
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 4: were like, walk him lose his mind, and it was amazing.

993
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: But that's good.

994
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 4: That means I just have to get a really nice camera,

995
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,959
Speaker 4: so like for your big crash out. Oh, we're making

996
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 4: taxi driver too.

997
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: No. Literally, Also, you have the video.

998
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: On your phone and you're not gonna see it, bitch.

999
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, I got a hotel room for two days

1000
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 2: to crash out because I was like dark darkness, darkness, darkness.

1001
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: I didn't want to take the energy of my new home.

1002
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 2: And I did exactly that. And then mind you, I

1003
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: get to this hotel room and I'm alone, and I

1004
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 2: direct I go directly to the hallway closet, shut it

1005
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 2: behind me, and sit on the floor of it for

1006
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: an hour, just like in the darkness, not not being sad,

1007
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 2: just like sitting in the darkness. And it's a nice

1008
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 2: hotel room too. I should have explored a little bit,

1009
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: should have gone by the pool.

1010
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: No, that was nice. I think the I think the

1011
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: way you did it was perfect. Sitting in the closet.

1012
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fuck, I set myself up every fucking time.

1013
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 2: Brou I know, I just like screamed my voice away.

1014
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 2: By the way.

1015
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: No, you've been losing your voice over the past three days.

1016
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 2: Should I like scream really loud and completely lose it?

1017
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: Would you lose it?

1018
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think so. And I think like

1019
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 2: people with racipy voices are so sexy, Like imagine like

1020
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: meeting all the people in New York and I'm like, hey,

1021
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: that would be kind of like, um yeah, Mickey seventeen

1022
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: bunk as fuck. We I saw Barbie's movie.

1023
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: I have to see it.

1024
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: It is so fucking good and like I.

1025
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 1: Know, I've only heard people talk about how good it is.

1026
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: It is the most like whole like feel good movie,

1027
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 2: like cry at the end, like, uh, it was so good.

1028
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 2: And Barbie's performance was legitimately like one of my favorite

1029
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 2: performances I've seen. I need to see it when in

1030
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 2: the last six months, like she went fucking ape shit,

1031
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: and like not that I didn't know she had that

1032
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: in her, but like to a certain degree, I was like,

1033
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 2: I was genuinely shocked. I was like, Oh, she's acting

1034
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 2: her fucking boots off, Like.

1035
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: Dad, I'm so excited for like all.

1036
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 2: Bob Trevino cuts hair.

1037
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: But my media of the week.

1038
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 4: Next time somebody pisses you off, just set them up

1039
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 4: to give you head, like the exact day you stop leading,

1040
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 4: like on that day that you know, if you did

1041
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 4: a few jumping jacks, you would like launch out like

1042
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 4: the last membranes. Just make sure someone gives you head

1043
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 4: right in that like radioactive state of disaster. And that

1044
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 4: to me would be the best revenge because what you're

1045
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 4: gonna be like the worst case scenarios that person walks away,

1046
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 4: ang the are like do her pussy tasted like fucking ass?

1047
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I was on my period, Like what.

1048
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 2: Tastes like butty tastes like a buttle?

1049
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: Well they are very close. Yeah, that's so us.

1050
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 4: Okay, the last thing I'll say is gonna hurt Drew's feelings. Wow,

1051
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 4: But okay, actually not really because I don't feel this

1052
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 4: way about yours. But you know, those wine bottles with

1053
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 4: the like the ones do you have in your room

1054
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 4: with that flip cap, Those at a restaurant make me

1055
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 4: feel so fucking nasty for some reason, Like I just

1056
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 4: feel like a bottle shaped like that does not get

1057
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 4: clean the amount it should be cleaned, yea, and to

1058
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 4: the extent it should be cleaned for everyone's nasty hands

1059
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: going in there. And I just think about, like when

1060
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 4: someone has their earrings in for too long and it

1061
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 4: cakes up and gets fucking disgusting, which is the nastiest

1062
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 4: guy trait ever. And I'm so fucking tired of men

1063
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 4: taking like effeminate trace and doing it and you're doing

1064
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 4: it fucking nasty. You're getting a manicure of a color

1065
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 4: too dark, but you can't see that there's dirt under

1066
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 4: your fucking nails because you're a fucking animal and you're

1067
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 4: not somebody who's scrubbing your fucking nails before you touch people.

1068
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: Nasty fucking monster.

1069
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 4: And that's how I feel about men with earrings, because

1070
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 4: they always get their ears pierced and then they never

1071
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 4: take it out and it smells like fucking ass crack.

1072
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: Of Notre Dome. It's so fucking nasty.

1073
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 4: But that is what I imagine for the wine bottle, Like

1074
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 4: things at restaurants is like it was just all that

1075
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 4: fucking gunk from naw go to restaurants and they don't

1076
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 4: wash their hands and they touch everything, and everything is

1077
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 4: fucking nasty and I hate those and I hate I know, sustainability.

1078
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 4: It is the ugliest fucking thing ever. Stop cutting glass

1079
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 4: bottles in half and making them cups, because it's not

1080
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 4: a foy, it is a bottle cut in half, and

1081
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 4: I hate those cups.

1082
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: And like the bottom of wine glasses is so ugly.

1083
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: The nipple, like if I wanted to suck on a nipple,

1084
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: I'd get on my fuckhone and make it happen.

1085
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 2: He'd come to me. And if I wanted to suck

1086
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 2: a nipple, I'd be sucking hers.

1087
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's so gross to think about.

1088
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 4: Bobs deflated and I just have skin sacks and when

1089
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 4: I bend over, it literally like I look like the

1090
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 4: woman from barbering.

1091
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 2: You know those like punching bags or yeah, that's what

1092
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 2: I'm That's what I.

1093
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 4: Do, and I'm not gonna do anything about it, honestly,

1094
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 4: like for a long time, I was like, I'm gonn

1095
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 4: get my boobs one.

1096
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 1: I'mnna get my boobs done. Honestly, there's something like crazy

1097
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: about that.

1098
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 5: For what?

1099
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: Literally for what?

1100
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 4: Because I'm why, I'm so fucking in my head that

1101
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 4: I every everybody I met, I'd be like, I got

1102
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 4: my boobs done, and then like it would be like

1103
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 4: a useless conversation because I'm just like weirdly insecure, and

1104
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 4: I'd be like, you can you tell I didn't want

1105
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 4: something to my boobs because I did something to my boobs?

1106
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: You would make it interesting because you're very interesting.

1107
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 4: Thanks, But I don't want to because it's like too

1108
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 4: much work. Also, I genuinely think if somebody cut me

1109
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 4: open and I woke to that, I would kill myself.

1110
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: Well that's what I'm saying the drainage pipes afterwards, Like

1111
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: I don't think you could handle.

1112
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: That's fucking disgusting.

1113
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 4: But I don't mean it's discussing like girl, if you

1114
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 4: get your shit done like fos like I just can't

1115
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 4: because something's wrong with me.

1116
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: And every day my waking up, my whole existence feels

1117
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: like uh.

1118
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 4: The like baralyze, I paralyzed the paralyze, paraly apparently paralyzed.

1119
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: That was just every day.

1120
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 4: The reason I think I smoke so much is because

1121
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 4: last year I became so just like disconnected, and I

1122
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 4: think about how often I called myself stupid. It was

1123
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 4: fully just because I know too much and I don't

1124
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 4: want to talk. I literally don't want to talk about anything.

1125
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,919
Speaker 4: And every day my existence has felt like at least

1126
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 4: one moment I wake up and I come to and

1127
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, apparently the paralyzed, that flusher bones of flusher

1128
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 4: modes of flusher modes.

1129
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: Of lusher bones. That is what my existence feels like.

1130
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 2: Literally.

1131
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 4: But yeah, I really hate those restaurant nasty bottles. They're

1132
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 4: so fucking I also hate, like a restaurant dispenser, the

1133
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 4: plastic ones that like have the spring that they really

1134
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 4: don't work. And you know that whoever touched it last

1135
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 4: because you're about to do the same fucking thing is

1136
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 4: dig their hands in there. And I just think about

1137
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 4: how dirty. So I never use the top napkins because

1138
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 4: also those top naps against all the plastic, So like,

1139
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 4: if I use napkins from something like that, I'll make

1140
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 4: sure to use the center of the napkins. From the

1141
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: ones laid under it, because the side ones have already

1142
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 4: ripped across and wiped down this fucking plastic controversy.

1143
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 2: You know what I hate is the soap dispensers that

1144
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 2: you have to go you have to touch. Yeah, you

1145
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 2: hit them, you or you hit it like with your

1146
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 2: palm and it squirts it out those because every once

1147
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 2: in a while, my fingers will graze like the mechanism

1148
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 2: underneath and it's like dried cake like soap that's been

1149
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 2: there for months, if not years, it's never been cleaned,

1150
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 2: and it'll flake into the palm of my hand. I

1151
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: hate that. Hate that. Also. I hate wet countertops more

1152
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: than anything in the world. Like literally, a wet sink

1153
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 2: will make me lose my fucking mind. Like oh, because

1154
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 2: all I can think, eh.

1155
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 4: Is the germs residing in the pool. Yeah, like pol

1156
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 4: is the body of the water, the body. The bodies

1157
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 4: of water hold water hold back to you, or the

1158
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 4: body of these water hold bacteria.

1159
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 2: The brain, the body keeps the score. Everything about that.

1160
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: Think about that.

1161
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, I with all my time to myself in

1162
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: my brain, I have thought a lot about all the

1163
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 1: things that I thought were normal, and they're not because

1164
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody should feel that way about wine bottles,

1165
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: but I'm sure someone out there feels that they get it.

1166
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 2: Room Sid con Way that Enya might be into bestiality

1167
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 2: fucking with a goat like me. Okay, Enya's koochy tastes

1168
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 2: like laptops.

1169
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.

1170
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 2: BPD, bpd this bpd that I want to be putting

1171
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 2: this pee on his d Okay, that was from Gray Star.

1172
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 2: They asked me to call.

1173
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: Them Gurger Gray Star Enterprises. That's what that sounds like.

1174
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: Your face right now, like for what you're looking up

1175
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: versus like the face of seriousness. You have the face,

1176
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: This is the face of seriousness.

1177
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 2: Someone emailed me. So, my best friend and I went

1178
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 2: to Oaklawn in Dallas on Friday the twentieth. Around one am,

1179
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 2: we realized her phone was gone. We were so fixated

1180
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 2: on the missing phone, not even because it was an

1181
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 2: iPhone sixteen, but because we had waited over a month

1182
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 2: for our emergency intercom cases that were back ordered. We

1183
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 2: finally got them. I have the Annue one, she had

1184
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 2: the Drew one, and her phone went missing. All we

1185
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: could think about the phone case is gone. iPhone sixteen replaceable,

1186
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 2: the case devastated. Anyways, we didn't end up finding her phone.

1187
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: We didn't end up finding her phone, and by the

1188
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 2: next morning we realized her while it was gone to

1189
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 2: she literally got pickpocket in a gighborhood.

1190
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: Well, we should send we should send her case.

1191
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should.

1192
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm literally such a good person. What the fuck? Like

1193
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: what I hear stories like that and genuinely I think

1194
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 1: send her case. No, that is crazy.

1195
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 4: Also, how did you not notice your walt being so

1196
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 4: caught up about the case that you don't.

1197
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: Realize your whole fucking wall is missing.

1198
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 4: Also, I think like you are the type of person

1199
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 4: if your phone went missing, you would destroy the night.

1200
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 4: I think if my phone went missing, the night could

1201
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 4: go on. And honestly, the MC no, but I might

1202
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 4: get better.

1203
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 2: I would not destroy the night. I really, if I

1204
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 2: was drunk, I would not destroy the night.

1205
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh if you were drunk, but you're never drunk anymore,

1206
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: so you would destroy the night.

1207
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 2: Straight. Pubic hair scares me so bad. That is not

1208
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 2: a bush, That is a weeping willow.

1209
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: Right right, I'm gonna pull your pants down.

1210
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: I just read one that just like physic like made

1211
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 2: me cringe.

1212
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 1: Umm, oh my god, imagine it was yours that made

1213
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: him cringe.

1214
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if we weren't Brockhampton, if we weren't Brockhampton

1215
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 2: stands together. Please don't say we go way back.

1216
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: Me when I was the colonel of Brockhampton.

1217
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 2: Mmm, I'm a fly a lucky follower out to my

1218
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,959
Speaker 2: house to fuck them. Okay, I'm a fly a lucky

1219
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 2: follower out to my house to tell them my theories.

1220
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,439
Speaker 2: Would you break up with your boyfriend if you found

1221
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 2: out he could do the splits? Yes? Ups, United, Penis

1222
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: Services dropping dick off daily.

1223
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: Okay enough.

1224
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 2: I want to wax pussy for a living, but I'm

1225
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 2: scared of fuck. Oh wait, I want to I want

1226
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 2: to wax pussy for a living, but I'm scared I'm

1227
00:57:54,240 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 2: gonna eat one and get fired. That's literally me. Okay, well,

1228
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: my media media, Sorry, all those say ups suck.

1229
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: No, that was awesome. I can't think of anything relationships

1230
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: by him. Loved that song.

1231
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to say that.

1232
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 4: A no, no immediately No, okay, wait, actually I'll just

1233
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 4: go through the first six songs. I Touch, I Touched,

1234
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 4: roses By Book of Love were almost there. Michael Jose

1235
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 4: Somebody Loves Me Sister Sledge.

1236
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: But Sisters four or five four and Borderline by Madonna.

1237
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 2: I'm Borderline Personality Disorder by Madonna. I really have only

1238
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 2: been listening to Salem like.

1239
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: Only that's a really scary lot.

1240
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's it's like normally when I

1241
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 2: listened to it like it feels, I can't. I can't

1242
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 2: say that the reason why I listened to it, But

1243
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 2: there's there's the normally when I'm listening to Salem, there's

1244
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 2: a reason, but I don't have that reason this time,

1245
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 2: and I'm listening to it just for fun and I

1246
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 2: kind of love it.

1247
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh that is awesome. Was it a sad reason?

1248
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 2: No, I'd like no reason at all. Really, I just

1249
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 2: like it. Asia by Salem, Red Lights by Salem. I

1250
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 2: really like, uh, not much of a life. It's not

1251
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 2: much jove a lifely Oh.

1252
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that Lana?

1253
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 2: No, it's Salem. Oh no, they sampled Rihanna, Oh hey, Dan,

1254
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 2: I like this song Thrown Around by James Blake, Hell

1255
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 2: of a Ride by Nourished by Time, and then gay

1256
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 2: Guy by DJ Assault And just know there have been

1257
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 2: a major there was a major event that happened in

1258
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 2: La that we can't talk about because Kai decided to

1259
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 2: fucking ditch us today. But we'll talk about it next week.

1260
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 2: We'll go into it. But just know I'm a star.

1261
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 2: I'm talented. People want to sit and look at me

1262
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,439
Speaker 2: in my fucking face and tell me I can't sing

1263
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 2: when I can get on stage in front of sixteen

1264
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 2: hundred people in flawlessly, flawless.

1265
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: I want to be me, be me.

1266
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 2: I'm on my Chris breathe, breathe, flawlessly sing Kitty Cat

1267
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 2: and countdown.

1268
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: And just how do you beat?

1269
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 2: Since he was eight, since he was on America's Got Talent? Wait,

1270
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,919
Speaker 2: I just put something together that I can't say until

1271
01:00:54,960 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 2: after the podcast, and you're gonna die laughing. Yeah, but yeah,

1272
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 2: but okay, thank you guys so much for tuning in.

1273
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 2: We'll never leave you again, that is the lie. We

1274
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 2: will one day. We will one day soon probably we

1275
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 2: will probably vanish and there may never be us ever again,

1276
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 2: but there are fuck me fuck we may leave one

1277
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 2: day very soon, and I'm soft launching the demise of

1278
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 2: the podcast. But I love you. That's not true, that's

1279
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 2: not true.

1280
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,959
Speaker 1: Who would you believe me? True?

1281
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 2: I bet who does it better me? All right, piecea

1282
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 2: la Bye guys,