1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: The selfies in the bathroom of your super cute outfit 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: are for the birds. Okay, I don't know if it's 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: because Carissa, myself Kevin Burkhardt have talked at length about 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: what it's like being in a public bathroom. The fact, 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 1: I'm not going to call you thirsty, but so desperlotto 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: to take a picture of your out. Here's my out 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: that Do you know how much bacteria and odors are 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: in that place? 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 2: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 10 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: We put a couple of things in our podcast notes 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: here that I was going to share. 12 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 2: You had one as I was brushing my teeth last 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 2: night when I got home. What was it? 14 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 3: Oh? For our podcast topics for you watching Get Ready 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 3: with Me or making dinner videos. So I was taking 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 3: a break from social media. This was, you know, recently, 17 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 3: because I just found myself like being on it way 18 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 3: too much, and especially when I'm up at the ranch. 19 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 3: I I'm not really on my phone because but I 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 3: don't mind posting stuff like from here or that stuff. 21 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 3: I just I just don't like to scroll like aimlessly. 22 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 3: There's like a bunch of other things I could be doing, 23 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 3: but I have been traveling, so on the airplane or 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 3: things like that when you get bored. I have found 25 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 3: myself going back to the old Instagram. It's like a 26 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 3: man and I do send you funny ones and vice versa. 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 3: So I miss when you cut it out, but I 28 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 3: do agree and understand where you're coming from. 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: It's toxic. 30 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 3: So I was reading a book out here the other 31 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 3: day and Steve goes, what are you doing? And I 32 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 3: was like, I'm reading. I'm like because I have to. 33 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 3: I cannot go with this entire summer being over and 34 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 3: being like I haven't even read a book, like okay, 35 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 3: knock it off. But in the meantime, when I have 36 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 3: been traveling, I have found myself in this deep hole 37 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 3: of watching people do two things, make dinner, make any 38 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: kind of meal, and the get ready is with me, 39 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 3: which I'm never going to recreate. I found myself watching 40 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 3: Jamie Greenberg do all entire get Ready with me while 41 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: talking about Ludacris and her obsession with Ludochris. I was like, 42 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 3: I love Jamie, but I'm also like, what am I doing. 43 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 3: I'm just sitting here watching aimlessly. Now She's an exception 44 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 3: because there was a funny story along with it. But 45 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 3: like these get readies with me or people making dinner? 46 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 3: What am I watching this for? Like I have to 47 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 3: like get out of these deep holes of like unless 48 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 3: I'm actually going to make the meal that she's preparing. 49 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 3: I watched her like press garlic and mince something and 50 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 3: do all these things, and I'm like this is a 51 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 3: entire no offense to her or anybody else, but waste 52 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 3: of my time unless I'm going to recreate the meal or. 53 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 2: Do you make them something from it? 54 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 3: Well, no, that's just it, Like I'm just aimlessly watching it. 55 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 3: I'm never gonna press garlic. I'm never gonna like actually 56 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 3: do the contour or any of the other things. So 57 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 3: I have to stop. Like that's the stuff that I 58 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 3: find myself being, Like what am I? I have just 59 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 3: wasted at least forty five minutes watching other people live 60 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 3: out their lives. This woman has eleven kids and she 61 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 3: just did some little song and dance announcing that she's 62 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 3: having her twelve kid. Okay, but like what am I doing? 63 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 3: Like what whych am I? That means nothing to like 64 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 3: my life and no offense, But like why am I 65 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 3: watching this? 66 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 1: I do with Alex Earle, like, because I'm fascinated how 67 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 1: she knows how to do her makeup so well. Also 68 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: her body is ridiculous, But I get fascinated with and 69 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: she's so effortless come get ready for me for a 70 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: festival or the Ames, and like yeah, and I'm like, 71 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm thirty years older than her probably, and like, I 72 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: makeup is not going to look like that. 73 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 2: So yeah, I start watching that. I'm like, what am 74 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: I watching that? I know it's that's where I just uh, 75 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 2: it was this one. It's it's a book. 76 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 3: It's about uh, it's like a murder mystery thing. I 77 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 3: had no but I looked around this house and I 78 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 3: was like, do have a book in here? And it's 79 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 3: about this woman. She's a caretaker. I'll get the name 80 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 3: of it outside. She's a caretaker. She's accused of killing 81 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 3: her mother, but she didn't actually do it. And now 82 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 3: she's taking care of this old woman in a house 83 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 3: like as a big sits up on a big hill 84 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 3: mansion on the hill, and that old woman needs help. 85 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 3: But she's been accused of killing all these people. And 86 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 3: so now they're like minded and they're like talking about 87 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 3: all this stuff. I don't know and it's just like 88 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 3: it's like it's bab baby is something like that. But 89 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 3: I was just like, I need to even if it's 90 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 3: just some you know, fiction novel that is not going 91 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 3: to mean anything in my life. At least, I'm like 92 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,559 Speaker 3: using my brain. 93 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: I got a Good Vibes book out here because I 94 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: was like, I was in the dumps and I was like, 95 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: I need to read. I need the Good Manifestation shit. 96 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: So I go to a in the town here. I 97 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,159 Speaker 1: go to a bookstore which was really cute, and I 98 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 1: just looked at this girl. I'm like, do you have 99 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 1: any more mel Robins books? Like I need some sort 100 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: of self help and she's like self help upstairs? 101 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 2: You want to know a cruel thing. 102 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: Self help is right next to parenting and having a 103 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: baby or pregnancy. 104 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, I love all of these. No. 105 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 2: I was like, this is like this is Larry David, 106 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,799 Speaker 2: Like this is crazy. 107 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: Anyways, I got to about Good Vibes and I need 108 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 1: to start. 109 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 2: But I'm like, why do I have this? 110 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 3: All I can think about when you said bookstore when 111 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 3: you're in London is notting Hill that movie? 112 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 2: You don't you don't like that movie as much as 113 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 2: I do. I didn't. 114 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: I didn't love it as much because I wanted every 115 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 1: character to be either Shelby or Vivian. 116 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 2: I didn't want her to be any other character. I didn't. 117 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 2: I didn't love best Friend's wedding right away because they 118 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 2: made her look like not like yeah, and I hated that. 119 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 3: Another thing that I had written on our podcast notes 120 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,359 Speaker 3: because again we hadn't. We haven't done or been able 121 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 3: to do a podcast together in weeks now, which, by 122 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 3: the way, we apologize we always want to be together 123 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 3: schedule story that they are sometimes. But I was watching 124 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:01,280 Speaker 3: Sex and the City on the plane whatever, and Carrie 125 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 3: was talking about just like finding a soulmate, and she's, 126 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 3: you know, half of her journey between the big and 127 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,119 Speaker 3: the aiden and the whole thing whatever. It's like, well, 128 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 3: wonder because it was her birthday. I don't know if 129 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 3: you guys remember this episode. It was her birthday. For 130 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 3: whatever reason, nobody showed up, like Miranda was stuck in traffic, 131 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 3: Charlotte couldn't get a car. There was all these things, 132 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 3: so she would buy herself and then she just was 133 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 3: like well, and she ended up meeting up with all 134 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 3: of them later at the cafeteria with whatever, the coffee 135 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 3: shop where they met up. She's like, wonder if we're 136 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 3: just all soulmates, And I was thinking about it going 137 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 3: back to my recent girls trip. There is something really 138 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 3: special that I have not appreciated until I've gotten older, 139 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 3: or like our friendship, for example, is that women are 140 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 3: so important to one another to have this like sisterhood, 141 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 3: you know, where you can depend on somebody and like 142 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 3: lean on each other because like men, obviously especially me, 143 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 3: they've come and they've gone, and it's like it's not forever, 144 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,840 Speaker 3: even if I've gotten married, it's not a forever thing. 145 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 3: Where it's like if you find those girlfriends that you 146 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 3: can hold on to, like you can lean on them 147 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 3: for anything. And I just I don't know, I just 148 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 3: really appreciated the message of like it doesn't just have 149 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 3: to be a guy that completes your life, like you 150 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 3: can fulfill like we talked about it, you know, whether 151 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 3: it's Jennifer Aniston or Charlie Sparren or like these wonderful 152 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 3: powerful women who like aren't defined by marriage or having kids. 153 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 3: It's like being these strong independent women that have these 154 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 3: great group group of girlfriends. I don't know, I'm just 155 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 3: in a real, like you know, go women mode where 156 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 3: I just are really yeah, not of the traveling pants, 157 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 3: they just ever. But I just think it's really special 158 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 3: to have that group of girls that you women that 159 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 3: you can like really depend on. 160 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 2: Also, do you know there's a new. 161 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 3: Sex in the City out They have the show on Max, HBO, 162 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 3: Max or whatever it is. They've had it for a 163 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 3: while and there's no there's like a new season. And 164 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 3: I haven't even watched any of this seasons, not. 165 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: Doing it, not after I heard what happens in the 166 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: very first episode of the new one, Like, no, I'm 167 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: not happening. 168 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 2: You really want me to tell you? 169 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, Big has a heart attack on the peloton. 170 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 2: Oh yeah he died. I don't want that. No, I 171 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 2: don't tell you there. 172 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: Shout out to Sarah Jessica Parker. But no, speaking of 173 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: Sex in the City, I get here right to London. 174 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: Adorable But like whatever Emo times last week we got 175 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:33,360 Speaker 1: it check in, can't call you, it's late whatever. You 176 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 1: know you're on another continent what you weren't, But I'm 177 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: being about it, So I'm like, is there any American 178 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: what do we have? It was the one where she 179 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: was like breaking up with the Russian and she's like 180 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,319 Speaker 1: I got slapped, and like she's like running. She goes 181 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: to her cocktail party and nobody's there because they all 182 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 1: left and. 183 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 2: The books got a like wine stain on it. And 184 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 2: then Big shows up at the hotel and I'm like, 185 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,080 Speaker 2: this is like me my first night in London. Like 186 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 2: they've always what it's been like for me in Paris 187 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,079 Speaker 2: by myself. 188 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're a foreigner. You're by yourself on foreign soil, Karen. 189 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 3: I always have this dream though of maybe I'll still 190 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 3: do it this Eat Prey Love tour minus the like 191 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 3: you know, Steve can come with me. But I always 192 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 3: had this idea of living in another country for like 193 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 3: at least four months where I had doctrinate myself. 194 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 2: I learned the language. 195 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 3: Like when we were in Paris, there was a couple 196 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 3: women in the group who spoke French and I just 197 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 3: looked over it and I was like, God, I'm so, 198 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,079 Speaker 3: I'm like I'm such a loser, Like I don't speak 199 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 3: another language. I do not have like that like sophisticated, 200 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,719 Speaker 3: worldly like vibe. So it's like when we're sitting there 201 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 3: and can and she's like or Veronica, it's her name, 202 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 3: and she's like ordering the whole meal for us in French, 203 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 3: and I was like, so yeah, I have this like 204 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 3: dream of being Julia Roberts and just moving to Italy 205 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 3: or something for four months and doing that. 206 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 1: I feel like that's why it is hard for me 207 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: to be away and be in a different country, because 208 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: I am not silky smooth out here. I have no swag, 209 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: I have no coolness. I'm like walking out like, well, 210 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 1: I walk into the cars here, when the backseat you 211 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: have to put you should put your seatbelt on, regardless, 212 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 1: I get it. But in the backseat I get in, 213 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm dealing with my big bag. I'm waiting through it. 214 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: Guys like, ma'm you need to put your seatpelts on 215 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 1: back there. The call is going off and I'm like 216 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: it's been a week of me not getting this. Like 217 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,559 Speaker 1: I'm walking in, I don't know how to turn the 218 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 1: light on. I'm like fucking falling over shit. 219 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,959 Speaker 2: I don't. It's it's only because I have no swag. 220 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 2: I can't handle myself. No, I just can't. 221 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 3: Aaron did put on a text though, the other day 222 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 3: she said bloody something, and. 223 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 2: I was like, whoa who's been in London? When what 224 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 2: else are you saying? 225 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 3: It's like if you spend time in the South and 226 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,439 Speaker 3: you come back and you're like, y'all, what do you 227 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,560 Speaker 3: want to say when you come back? 228 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 1: Freg friggin' a because it sounds better than fuck. And 229 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: I say f a lot, which I shouldn't, but they're 230 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: all like, holy frig a friggin' a. Also, I've noticed 231 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: everything is going up and my sentences like are you 232 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,760 Speaker 1: having a good day? Like, and I have said to 233 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: my whole crew, I am not mocking you, but your 234 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 1: accent is terrific. So I've just started to do it. 235 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 1: And now they're walking around and they're going. 236 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,079 Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, hey, y'all. 237 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 3: Yes, they're adopting yours, adapting yours, adopting yours. I can't 238 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 3: even speak English. 239 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,080 Speaker 1: I get another complaint. What do we got not about Europe? 240 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 2: This is just about life. 241 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: I saw you reach out on the podcast note section 242 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,640 Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm going to say this again 243 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:47,640 Speaker 1: because I was flipping through social media. Guys, the selfies 244 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: in the bathroom of your super cute outfit are for 245 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 1: the birds. 246 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 2: Okay. 247 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because Carissa, myself, Kevin Burkhardt 248 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: have talked at length about what it's like being in 249 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: a public bathroom room the fact, I'm not going to 250 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: call you thirsty, but so desperado to take a picture 251 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 1: of your out and here it's my out that. Do 252 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 1: you know how much bacteria and odors are in that place? Like, 253 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: get out of the public bathroom and find another, Like, 254 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: no one needs to see the skink and cop cowel 255 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 1: dispenser as we're getting a full length view of your 256 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:23,960 Speaker 1: trashy outfit. 257 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,199 Speaker 2: Get out of the public restroom. It's so bizarre. 258 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,479 Speaker 1: You're that doc men your outfit in a public restroom 259 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: where people are walking around with shit on their shoes. 260 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:37,319 Speaker 2: I don't get it. 261 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, enough is enough? What has happened to our world? 262 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 3: I just love it when you can actually see the 263 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,959 Speaker 3: toilet in the background of like it could be in 264 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 3: their own bathroom. I'm like, I don't want to see 265 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 3: where you take a shit. I don't I'm not interested 266 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 3: in that. Go find a full if you want to 267 00:12:55,320 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 3: take an outfit of the day, oo TD, knock yourself out. Nick, 268 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 3: We'll get out of the bathroom. I know the bathroom. 269 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 2: I'm with you. I'm with you, gross you and. 270 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: I have when girls are doing it in the public, 271 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, but they're taking a photo in 272 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,480 Speaker 1: the public bathroom and I'm like this. 273 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 2: I can't help myself. I'm like, like she twice. It's 274 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 2: so weird. I don't know what that obsession is. It's 275 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,439 Speaker 2: so weird. We need to really reel it in. 276 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of reeling it in, did you see that 277 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 3: headline that Ryan sent us? Oh, I'll pull it up 278 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 3: on here on this well, sometimes we don't adhere to 279 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 3: the rundown, as you can tell. But it's been too 280 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,320 Speaker 3: long that since we've talked to each other. We haven't 281 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 3: even gotten to a pregame yet. But this Turkey cracks 282 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 3: down on flyers who stand up too soon. As of 283 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,679 Speaker 3: this month, passengers who stand before planes fully stopped maybe. 284 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 2: Fined by the Turkish government. I'm with you. 285 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 3: The plane, you're not stopped. You're gonna get off the plane. 286 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 3: You don't need to jump up. You know my feelings 287 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,959 Speaker 3: on this, And how about the people that jump up? 288 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,240 Speaker 3: I get again, there's a few things where going to 289 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 3: be repetitive on on this podcast. Treatment of flight attendants 290 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,440 Speaker 3: and sit down until it's your turn. 291 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 2: Okay. If I'm in one A or. 292 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 3: One B or whatever at the front of the plane, 293 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,959 Speaker 3: I don't need seat three creeping into my space. 294 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 2: And now I'm the. 295 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 3: Jerk who's got to be like, excuse me while I 296 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 3: pull down all the bags I had to put up 297 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 3: there because that was in the bullhead. How about also 298 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 3: when they give the flight attendant attitude about having to 299 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 3: put their bag up there. Hey, lady, you know that 300 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 3: if you're in that first seat, in the bullhead seat, 301 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,280 Speaker 3: there's no you have to put everything overhead. 302 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 2: Okay, it's been what it is and for years. Don't 303 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 2: it's the first time you've heard it. Oh I'm surprised. 304 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 3: Oh stop it. And also I'm going to say this 305 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 3: because since we've been traveling a lot, if the TV 306 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 3: or your chair does it work, that is not the 307 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 3: flight attendant's problem. She didn't get on or whoever it is, 308 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 3: the steward whatever, It is not their fault that that 309 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 3: doesn't work. Okay, there's a different section of the airline 310 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 3: that's in charge of that, maintenance, mechanics whatever. Do not 311 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 3: yell at the flight attendant because your TV doesn't work. 312 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 2: You'll get a few Miles. 313 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 3: Look, I get it sucks, like you're paying for a seat, 314 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 3: you want the TV to work and it doesn't work. 315 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 3: Shit happens, but don't take it out on the flight attendant. 316 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 3: I saw this guy just absolutely go ballistic on this 317 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 3: poor flight attendant because the TV didn't work, and I 318 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 3: was like, it's not her fault that that doesn't work. 319 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 2: And I just like looked at her. 320 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm so sorry. She's like it's fine. 321 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 3: I'm like I can only imagine again. We should this 322 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 3: podcast to just be like, you know, sponsored by any 323 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 3: airline because we will fully defend flight attendants. And you know, 324 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 3: I'm also the first to call them out because that 325 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 3: one really chapped my high because I also think that, like, 326 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 3: if you pay for the seat, you shouldn't get a 327 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 3: service of some kind. But they are their first and 328 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 3: foremost for your safety, then for the service, not to 329 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 3: fix your TV or if your chair is broken, so 330 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 3: knock it off and put your shit overhead. Hey do 331 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 3: you want to say? Are you allowed to say who 332 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 3: you sat next to? Not? Oh? 333 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yes? Go did I I told you? Yes? 334 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 2: I know, we haven't you told I didn't tell you 335 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 2: this part a couple days before. Did I tell you this? 336 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: I did because I I yeah, I said it in 337 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 1: the chat I met Annie Murphy. 338 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, you told us. I'm a text it. 339 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 2: Uh huh. 340 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 1: So she was awesome and I couldn't help myself, like 341 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 1: I saw her a little bit at you know, the 342 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 1: after thing, and I was like, Okay, I'm going to 343 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 1: say something because like that's been you and nice thing 344 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: since that came out, like it's whatever, what a great 345 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 1: show that was. And I've actually started watching it again 346 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 1: because I saw both of them, so I stopped her. 347 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: She was lovely and fantastic, and I just I was like, 348 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,960 Speaker 1: I have three Christmas ornaments with your face on it, Psycho. 349 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 2: And I call the great. 350 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,520 Speaker 1: So then I get ready to go travel to London 351 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,200 Speaker 1: and go feel bad for myself and have a couple 352 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 1: of not that I'm coming home whatever, been a tough week, 353 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,480 Speaker 1: like what we get it, have a couple of sab 354 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,360 Speaker 1: blanks in the lounge and I'm like. 355 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,160 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm doing it. I'm going whatever. 356 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,720 Speaker 1: It's going to be great and I'm trying to I 357 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: get in my seat and I'm like okay, shout. 358 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,960 Speaker 2: Out to British airways. 359 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 1: Wow, what just like that was Yeah, one of the 360 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 1: nicest situations I've been on. And you know this girl 361 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,360 Speaker 1: bitches go and I put my suitcase, try to put 362 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 1: it up above. 363 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 2: That's so good, you remember that. 364 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,399 Speaker 1: And as I'm doing it, I kind of lose a 365 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 1: little bit of the arm strength that I don't have anyways, 366 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,159 Speaker 1: and I look over and I'm like and then it 367 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,239 Speaker 1: like hits me in the head, but not hard, but 368 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: then it's like this and I go as it's on 369 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 1: my my to me is on my head. 370 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love you. I can't help myself. 371 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 2: You said that out loud. 372 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:56,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, trying to put Daniel Levy as he's trying 373 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,200 Speaker 1: to put his suitcase up and mine too. 374 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 2: Me's on my head. 375 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: And then I'm like, put it up and he goes, 376 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: oh my god, thank you, and he goes, god it 377 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 1: there's just no overhead room. I then rip my suitcase 378 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: down from up to mine. I go, you can have 379 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,439 Speaker 1: all mine and he goes, no, no, you have your 380 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,240 Speaker 1: back there, and I go, no, I'll bring it down. 381 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 2: Thank god. I didn't have a backpack with me. Thank God. 382 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 2: That's embarrassing. 383 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,439 Speaker 3: Does not want to see you a grown woman with 384 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 3: your backpack? Are you going to school? Or are you 385 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 3: going to host a game show for the Fox Studios? 386 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: So I ripped my suitcase down and I said, I 387 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: have plenty of room, like you can use all this 388 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: and he goes, no, no, no you and I said 389 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:36,600 Speaker 1: please please. 390 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 2: I said you can have whatever you want. Did you 391 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 2: sit next to him? No, I was in front of him. 392 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 2: But he's so great. He's so great. That was the 393 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 2: of our conversation. And that was it. Oh but I 394 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,119 Speaker 2: love it so much. 395 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 3: This would be me if I was sitting in front 396 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,679 Speaker 3: of him, then I'd be like I don't want to 397 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,200 Speaker 3: recline my seat or. 398 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 2: You couldn't tell. It was like one of those like 399 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 2: yeah it was great. 400 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: House, yeah, but like I but then this was me. 401 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: It's like, listen, he's up there, like I love him. 402 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 1: I and my sister's like, oh my god, please become 403 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,719 Speaker 1: best friends. I'm like no, like that's not happening. But 404 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,920 Speaker 1: it was one of those things where I realized I'm 405 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 1: made and asked of myself with the two me on 406 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,160 Speaker 1: my head, and I'm like, you can you can put 407 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: your stuff wherever you want, like I'll hold it the 408 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 1: whole ten hours that when we were leaving, I didn't 409 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,360 Speaker 1: even want to look at him, you know, the one 410 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, yeah, have every time? 411 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 3: Great to see it, Like, I was just like, how 412 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,640 Speaker 3: about me? Who tries to make friends with anyone that's 413 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,080 Speaker 3: around me? The second I sit down in the seat, 414 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 3: I'm looking to see if they want to start a conversation. 415 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,399 Speaker 3: I'm the person that somebody hates. I'm the person you 416 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,760 Speaker 3: hate that. It's like, you don't want to just sit there, 417 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 3: you don't want to talk to anyone, you want headphones 418 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,840 Speaker 3: straight in. I'm like this where you go or not 419 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 3: where you're going? Obviously I know where they're going. 420 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 2: But I'm like, are you going back home? Or what 421 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 2: are you doing there? 422 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 3: Or like asking a hundred questions and they're like, shot 423 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 3: the fuck up, thinking how long is this light they're 424 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,480 Speaker 3: asking to be They're asking the flight intendant to be 425 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 3: moved and pretending their TV's broken just to get away 426 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,080 Speaker 3: from me. But yeah, I have who's the most famous 427 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,679 Speaker 3: person you've sat next to on a plane? 428 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 2: Have you had like a moment where we've. 429 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: I think we've done this before, but I haven't really 430 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 1: sat next to anyone like Alessandra Ambrosio was the biggest 431 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,920 Speaker 1: one I ever sat next to, But like I've been 432 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 1: in the areas of that, Like Daniel Levy was pretty big. 433 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,400 Speaker 2: I feel like that may be one of the biggest. 434 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, Belahadid was my like sat right now where We 435 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,400 Speaker 3: talked about that when I was. 436 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 2: Flying to New York. But yeah, it's always an interesting thing. 437 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,160 Speaker 3: When you're looking around, seeing who's around and looking around 438 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 3: looking around. 439 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: Right, so great, you were saying, how you when you 440 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 1: get on flights you want to talk to people? Today 441 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,880 Speaker 1: I was just so lonely at the nails on. I 442 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,880 Speaker 1: was like dying for her to a like questions. 443 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 2: I was like, so, how long have you worked here? 444 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:07,480 Speaker 2: I was like, shut up, shut up? What are the 445 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,400 Speaker 2: new spring colors? 446 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,440 Speaker 1: We have to give a shout out, so many shout 447 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 1: outs to our producer Ryan. First of all for doing 448 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 1: this on a Saturday morning. Thank you guys so much 449 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: because of the time change. But Ryan was brought up 450 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: something that the Calm Down Lovers viewers through people were 451 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,400 Speaker 1: grateful for wanting to know about Lovers and fighters. They 452 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: want an update on the license and the photograph go came. 453 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 2: In more hit here. 454 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,639 Speaker 3: The quick backstory is I went to the DMV because 455 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,400 Speaker 3: I had to register car blah blah blah, also my license. 456 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 3: You know this new real I D situation. Well, yeah, 457 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 3: Steve had done it the week before. Never told me 458 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,879 Speaker 3: that I'd have to take a picture. And so I 459 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,440 Speaker 3: get there. That fucking bird is back. 460 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 2: Look at that bird. Look at that bird? See got 461 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:58,679 Speaker 2: we got it? 462 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:04,119 Speaker 1: Ryan, Can you quickly google birds, skylines, homes, anything we 463 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:04,640 Speaker 1: can do. 464 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 2: Hey, there should be a challenge on ninety ninety pet 465 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 2: That's what our challenges are. Like peck Peot's so pretty? 466 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 2: God damn it, you guys. 467 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,080 Speaker 3: Anybody want to weigh in on how to I don't 468 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,360 Speaker 3: want to kill the bird, okay, but how I can 469 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,959 Speaker 3: get this bird to stop pecking at the skylight? And 470 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,480 Speaker 3: it's not like he's flying into it, because he flew 471 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 3: into it, he would hurt himself. He just Bryan said it. 472 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: Territorial aggression One of the most common explanations is territorial 473 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,359 Speaker 1: aggression birds, especially during the breeding season. 474 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 2: It is because we got shitloaded crows. 475 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 1: If anyone can come help me out with those in 476 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: the South Bay, they are extremely protected. 477 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 2: Hey, do you think there's a nest up there? 478 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 3: I'm going to have to build a nest somewhere else 479 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 3: to sleep because it's not going to be in my 480 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 3: bedroom because every day that thing is pecking and pecking 481 00:22:59,080 --> 00:22:59,640 Speaker 3: and pecking. 482 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,119 Speaker 2: No, it's like a little bird of some sort. I 483 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,479 Speaker 2: don't know. 484 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 3: Anyways, were okay, Well it's as bad as my attitude 485 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,240 Speaker 3: about the bird. So backstory is, I have to go 486 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 3: to the DMV. It is not brought to my attention 487 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,680 Speaker 3: that I need to take a new picture, because all 488 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,400 Speaker 3: I think I have to do is get this real ID. 489 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 3: We'll just roll the old picture over. Okay, it's not 490 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,560 Speaker 3: that I'm going I'm checking out. The guy didn't say 491 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,400 Speaker 3: anything about a picture. I go, no makeup, hairback, I'm 492 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 3: in a tight ice sweatshirt, just Hag Haggard and Sammy Hagar. 493 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,120 Speaker 3: And then at the last second he goes go over 494 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,479 Speaker 3: and take a picture, and I was like what. So 495 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,119 Speaker 3: I run out to my car, scrounging around from makeup, 496 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,719 Speaker 3: trying to put myself together because as we all know, 497 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 3: the goddamn license picture is stuck with you forever. Guy 498 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,919 Speaker 3: doesn't given. I come back in. I rub chapstick on 499 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,879 Speaker 3: my cheeks. I'm trying to do something thank god. I 500 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,479 Speaker 3: have tattooed lipstick, and I'm trying to do something to 501 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,480 Speaker 3: make myself not look dead. And now I'm standing there 502 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 3: and the guy who's taking the picture just goes step 503 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,119 Speaker 3: up and I put my feet where my feet are, 504 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 3: snaps the picture. I'm not even ready, there's no three 505 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,160 Speaker 3: to two. One, just snaps it and I go, can 506 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,880 Speaker 3: I see what it looks like? He goes, no, you'll 507 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 3: get it in two weeks. 508 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:24,120 Speaker 2: Not nice. Well two weeks is here and this is 509 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 2: the picture. Look at this? Are you insane? First of 510 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 2: you look great? Look at that. 511 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 3: Look at the hair, the roots, the hair. I have 512 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,400 Speaker 3: no makeup on? And why is it so close? Why 513 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,119 Speaker 3: is it so close? 514 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 2: Why is this that's what mine looks like? Why why 515 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 2: does it have to be so close? I look insane? 516 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,160 Speaker 2: You're this way. 517 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 3: I would have put a lot more effort into it 518 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 3: had I known there was going to be a picture. 519 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,440 Speaker 3: And I here's an appoint and I'm wearing a stupid 520 00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 3: tied I sweatshirt. You can't tell that who I was 521 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 3: looking at. They're gonna look at your glorious eyes, glorious eyes, 522 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,879 Speaker 3: bloody beautiful eyes. 523 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, being too hard on yourself. I'm going back. I'm 524 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:17,200 Speaker 2: going back. Its full jowls. Well they're in there. 525 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 3: It's that we're going to go back. I'm going back. 526 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,360 Speaker 3: God damn right, I am. And I'm going to back. 527 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,160 Speaker 3: I'm gonna flirt with someone at the pictures and ask 528 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 3: them I'm going full makeup, full hair, I don't care, 529 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 3: Tammy Faye Baker, and I am going to have a 530 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,680 Speaker 3: great picture. If they said you're not allowed to, I'm 531 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,400 Speaker 3: gonna slip someone of the DMV money. 532 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,200 Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding. You're not allowed to do that. Can 533 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 2: you do that? 534 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 3: It's like trying to get a table with the hostess. 535 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 3: Slip you one hundred bucks. Let me move to the 536 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 3: front of the line. So AnyWho, that's the update. There 537 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 3: oh remaining topics. Aaron fight with kid at park. No, 538 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 3: this wasn't a fight. We talked about our note section 539 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,399 Speaker 3: and how we wrote down a couple of things. I yeah, 540 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,720 Speaker 3: I had had a situation where, you know, we went 541 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 3: and we took Mack to the park. 542 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,119 Speaker 1: He's almost two. He's crushing. He's like all over the 543 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:16,360 Speaker 1: map and sometimes it's your usual handsum around too, and 544 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,640 Speaker 1: we were trying to just watch him and make sure 545 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: he's away from the big kids if like they're being 546 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 1: you know, like if they're kind of just running around 547 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: because they're bigger. 548 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,640 Speaker 2: And this one big kid was kind of. 549 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 1: Like all up in his business and coming down fast 550 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,200 Speaker 1: off the slides and I was like, hey, buddy, hold 551 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,680 Speaker 1: on one secon let me get this guy off. And 552 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,960 Speaker 1: he's like, well, I'm bigger, and I was like, yeah, 553 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,080 Speaker 1: you are, he's little. 554 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,280 Speaker 2: Let me move him. And he goes. 555 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 1: And then he walked up in mac space and just 556 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,439 Speaker 1: went raw and I was like hey, hey, and Jared goes, 557 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,120 Speaker 1: where's your dad? And I was like, okay, you know what, 558 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: We're good. And then he's like I'm bigger and I 559 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 1: was like, amazing, I'm bigger than you. 560 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,359 Speaker 2: It's time to move on. And I just looked at 561 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,639 Speaker 2: Jarrett and I go, this is two years old. 562 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,640 Speaker 1: Imagine when we're in like the stands for a football 563 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,640 Speaker 1: game or a song like this is bad. I don't 564 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,520 Speaker 1: know how your kid's father are so glad he's not around. 565 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I'm also I don't know how you 566 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 3: show restraint when it comes to that, because I got 567 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,000 Speaker 3: no problem disciplining other people's kids. 568 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 2: I was like you're right. 569 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, see me do it at all, not in a 570 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 1: bad way at all, Not my kid, but others. 571 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,640 Speaker 2: Yeah no. 572 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 3: And and if someone has a problem with it, then 573 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,720 Speaker 3: the parent can say something to me. Because if you're 574 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 3: an a house, it's gone to my driver's license. Yeah, 575 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 3: inquiry here. If you're in my house, you're going to 576 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,080 Speaker 3: act a certain way. And if you don't want to 577 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 3: act a certain way, well then you can leave the house. 578 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,280 Speaker 3: Because I'm not. 579 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 2: Okay with that. 580 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,840 Speaker 3: I think about the things and the way that I 581 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,520 Speaker 3: if I had even dreamed of acting that way as 582 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 3: a child. 583 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 2: My dad's head. 584 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,360 Speaker 3: My dad gives me a look still to this day, 585 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 3: I'm forty three years old, and if he gives me 586 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 3: the look, I'm like terrified of it. It's about respect 587 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 3: and these kids, and I do not want to speak. 588 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 3: I am not a parent, so I am only going 589 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,959 Speaker 3: to speak from my own experience as being a child 590 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,560 Speaker 3: or when I was a nanny or whatever. Like, there 591 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,680 Speaker 3: is a real lack of respect sometimes. And lo there's 592 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,960 Speaker 3: you give a little leeway because like kids are kids, 593 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 3: and there's a learning curve and stuff. But at some point, 594 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,679 Speaker 3: if I've told you something and I've given you a warning, 595 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 3: and now you're going to do it again. Now we're 596 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,600 Speaker 3: going to have a problem. Okay, No, I got no talngued. 597 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 3: There's a There's probably a good reason that I'm not 598 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 3: a parent, because it would be I just, I very 599 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,880 Speaker 3: much would be the disciplinarian and Steve would be like hey, 600 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 3: in inside giving. 601 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 2: The kid cookies. 602 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 3: And I'd be like Steve when I would get in 603 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 3: a huge fights, stop giving the kid cookies. 604 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,840 Speaker 2: He's acted up. No, not on my watch. I got 605 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 2: his bird. I got er. 606 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,000 Speaker 3: It's about to get some discipline from me out there. 607 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 3: This is gonna be me like like a twitch from 608 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 3: the pecking Oh. I can see it happening. We have 609 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 3: a couple of minutes left. 610 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: And we have also had some people asking about the 611 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: amazing concert you held at the Ruby Ranch. Oh yeah, 612 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:07,400 Speaker 1: it so as we've talked about, hosting is not my forte. 613 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,520 Speaker 1: It's something I'm not good at it. I want to 614 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 1: be good at it, but I'm just I'm not there yet. 615 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 1: But I had my family when they came here, I'm like, 616 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: what am I going to do? Because once you're at 617 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,120 Speaker 1: the ranch, you ain't going anywhere like you are here. 618 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 1: There's the closest town is like forty five minutes away. 619 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: It's not like, hey, we're going to go you know, 620 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 1: just bop into town. No, this is the town and 621 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 1: you better find some shit to do. So I had 622 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 1: the brilliant idea with my whole family's here. I'm like, 623 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to throw a concert. Our family loves music. Well, sweet, 624 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 1: I don't have a stage for a concert. So I 625 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: had a stage built. So I'm like, all right, this 626 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 1: can also double as a driving range. Fine, but had 627 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,240 Speaker 1: this awesome band come in and brought in a huge 628 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: generator and had a concert. And now I think that 629 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 1: I am selling tickets like at Stagecoach because I want 630 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,200 Speaker 1: to have anybody that's in the central California area. 631 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,719 Speaker 3: First Steve was like, we should not say that we 632 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 3: are in central California. I was like, it's already out there. 633 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,480 Speaker 2: Okay, we're in. 634 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 3: If you can find us, great, come on over and 635 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 3: bring a band, because I want to have like when 636 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 3: I you and Jerick come, I want to have I 637 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 3: love live entertainment, and so anybody that wants to perform 638 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:17,120 Speaker 3: at Ruby Ranch please submit a Blake Shelton, I mean, 639 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 3: anyone Morgan Wallin. I just love and the setting is 640 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 3: so great. So yeah, and then also people have been 641 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 3: asking like, can you rent the ranch? Not yet because 642 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 3: I just people are maybe you fall in a hole 643 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,840 Speaker 3: and that freaking rattlesnake comes over and bites you. 644 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,959 Speaker 2: Now I'm in trouble. 645 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 3: So at this point, no, it's not open to the public, 646 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 3: but I am. I think I'm getting better at hosting. 647 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 3: I hosted Sarah and her family so good. Now I'm 648 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 3: trying to, you know, because what's the point of having 649 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,840 Speaker 3: this place if, like I can't share it. But I also, 650 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 3: uh yeah, I love concerts, So anybody that wants to 651 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 3: perform at Ruby Ranch, please DM me because I'll fly 652 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,320 Speaker 3: you out here, even if it's just for Steve and 653 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,720 Speaker 3: I just Steve and I listening to the band right there. 654 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a lot of fun. 655 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 3: It's like the best time of hear here, which I'm 656 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 3: kind of sad I'm not gonna be here all of June, 657 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 3: but I digress. 658 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,560 Speaker 2: I know I miss you so much. I'm as sociated 659 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 2: of you. I know you're doing you. 660 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 3: Your butt over there, but I'm going to see you 661 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 3: in a couple of weeks, I know. And to all 662 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 3: the calm down listeners. Yes, we are back together and 663 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,040 Speaker 3: it feels so good. 664 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 2: Thank you for sticking with us. I love you. 665 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 3: A good. 666 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 2: Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 667 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 3: For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, 668 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 3: or wherever you get your podcasts.