WEBVTT - Tues Part 2: Bobby Gets Details On Caller Whose Ex-Husband Cheated On Her With Step-Sister 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:03.440 Wake Up, Wake Up in. 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:03.920 The morn and. 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:13.039 It's on the radio, and the dogs tidy in lunchbox, 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:16.119 mor game too stevered at it, trying to put you 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.759 through the fog. He's running this week's next bit, The 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.840 Bobby's on the box, So you knowing. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:31.040 This the Bobby ball school Erica back on. Hey, Erica, 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:32.880 when I venmode you that I wrote the wrong message. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.160 I wrote boom, no need for the lower. I meant 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.240 no need for the loser. I just wanted to get 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:41.360 her back on because I wrote the wrong thing, Okay. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.160 So I just figured it was don't go row. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:45.080 Okay, that works. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.519 Erica called us earlier and said that she has an 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.920 ex husband who won't pay and her kid needs some 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:55.320 money for school, and her ex husband cheated with her stepsister. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.800 That is some Jerry Springer type stuff. How did you 0:00:58.800 --> 0:00:59.720 even find that out here? 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:03.320 So my husband, we were married for twenty years, and 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.920 he always said, you know that my stepsister is ub noxious. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:08.280 He can't stand. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.080 Her, YadA, YadA, YadA. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.040 He didn't like going to family functions because she would 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.800 be there, and all of a sudden, they just they 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:17.000 started hanging out. I was like, that's kind of odd. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:21.680 So my stepsister was like, Oh, I met this new guy, 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.000 YadA yah, He's so perfect, and you know, she's just 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.160 always talking about him. And then my husband's like, oh, 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.040 I talked to so and so today it's like, why 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.960 did you talk to her? And he's like, oh, I 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.839 don't know. She contacted me. So there was a. 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:34.080 Lot of little flags. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:38.200 And so he left his laptop open one day and 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.880 I snooped, and sure enough they had been contacting each other. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:47.960 And so I'm kind of vindictive. So I put cameras everywhere, 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.559 put cameras in my house. I put cameras in his truck, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:51.560 and I. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:52.440 Got proof and I. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.240 Sent everything to her command. I got her kicked out 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:58.120 of the military. I can't do much to him because 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.120 you know, he's not in the military anymore. So I 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.800 blasted that to her command, and I sent an email 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.960 to the family, and see seed everybody in it. Everybody knew. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:12.359 So a lot did the family react, because again, they 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:15.440 have you, they have a stepsister, it's a family dynamic. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:19.120 What did they say? My dad was mad. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:23.400 It caused a lot of friction between him and his wife. 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:30.440 And everybody expected it from my stepsister because that's just 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:34.240 the type of person she is. Whenever she would deploy, 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.760 you know, she'd come back and be like, oh, you know, 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.680 I met this person, I met that person, I did this, 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.040 and I did that. So everybody expected it from her, 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:44.000 but not from my husband. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:50.200 Are they Are they still together? Your husband and your stepsister? No, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.720 I wouldn't think so. Yeah, that's kind of shady and 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.760 shady people keep doing shady's things, even if not right away. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.919 They shady's kind of in the blood. I'm that's traumatic, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:01.519 and I'm very sorry that happened to you. Were you 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:05.079 able to ever find another good dude, remarry anything like that. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.320 That's not on my radar right now. I'm trying to 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.480 get my daughter through college, so that's my main concern. 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:11.960 I totally understand that. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.760 Well, you have the venmo, do the six hundred bucks, 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.560 so you have it, right, that is you, I do 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:20.600 have it yet, awesome. I'm so happy to do it. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.800 You put me out none. I just want you to 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:27.080 know that, listen. I have a job that rocks now 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:28.919 and have money, and so I'm happy to help people out. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.120 That's my favorite thing about being successful. So feel no guilt. 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.000 Don't contact your loser husband. You don't need this six 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:37.560 hundred dollars anymore. If you do decide to contact him, 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.560 get six hundred bucks from him, and then go buy. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.120 Some clothes or something. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:43.440 Yeah, that won't be happening. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:48.440 Okay, Well, Erica, we appreciate you listening, and I'm sorry 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.280 that you had to go through all of that because that, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.640 like all serious. Since we've had some jokes, that's some 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.840 traumatic stuff and I hate that happened to you. And 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.760 I hope you have a merry Christmas, and I hope 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.440 your daughter is able to finish your school stuff and 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:00.640 hopefully we'll we'll. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:01.160 Meet again soon. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.080 Okay, yes, sir, thank you guys so much. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:03.240 Oh. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.160 I met you guys one time when you guys were 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.520 in Austin at the Outlet Mall, when you guys were 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:11.080 on the hip hop station. I met you and Lunchbox 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:13.840 with a rapping was having a rap rap concert. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:19.000 No, that's a long time, my Captain Caucasian, A long 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:19.520 time ago. 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:23.120 Yeah, Erica, thank you for calling and having mary Christmas. 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:23.760 And we'll talk to you soon. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.480 Okay, awesome, Thank you guys so much. 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:28.280 Time for the news. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:34.840 Bobby's story Amy Dorothy's ruby red slippers from Wizard of 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:35.920 Oz went up for sale. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:37.880 It's kind of a weird thing to do because if 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.440 you over guess, it's not going to be that fun. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:40.679 I already know you, already. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.600 Good for you for being honest. Eddie Guests had one million. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.320 That's a lot. One million dollar. I mean they're so famous. Yeah, 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:51.800 thirty two point five million. Oh, whoa, that's crazy. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.040 It was crazy too, is Remember we talked about how 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.800 they had been stolen. So if they got stolen, who 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:57.400 sold them? 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:59.040 I think it was another pair that got stolen. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.760 I heard Dorothy's ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland. I 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.680 would imagine there were a couple. Yeah, maybe. And the 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:08.240 Wizard of Oz sold at an auction Saturday for thirty 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.600 two point five million, making the Sparkling shoes the most 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.360 valuable movie memorabilia ever. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.040 That's amazing. Thirty two million, That is wild. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.480 The slippers are one of four surviving pairs from the 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:23.680 nineteen thirty nine movie, and we're once stolen from a museum. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.440 These are them? Those were the ones. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.640 The winning bid was twenty eight million, and the buyer 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.520 had to pay an additional four point five million in 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.400 fees to the Dallas based auction house bidding for the pair. Yeah, 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:38.080 it's what you go, Oh my goodness, and uh, they 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.920 were thought to go for three million or more. They 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:43.040 went for thirty two point five million. That's from NBC. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:44.599 That's crazy. That's trade. That's crazy. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:47.960 A CEO of a tech startup has openly said that 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.320 he's looking for employees who are willing to work long hours, 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.040 specifically up to eighty four hours a week. 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:52.800 How's that. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.479 Mathematically? That that out, Mike. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.239 It's like sixteen hours a day. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:01.400 And something to say about that. But let's see what 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:01.760 we got here. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.480 He leads a company called Grettile that focuses on artificial intelligence. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.400 He shared on social media he expects his team to 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.160 be available from nine am to eleven pm at least 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.280 five days a week. Here's the thing I like about it, though, 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.440 he is saying, right now, here are the expectations. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:14.480 He's not going. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.240 So you know, right, he's not going, you're gonna work 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.640 long hours and you really don't know, but then it's 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.360 gonna pay a lot. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.159 It's from k r N four, but he says eighty 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:24.280 four hours a week. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:26.960 If you do twelve hours per day, seven days a week, 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.440 that's eighty four right. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.320 But he wants five days a week. So now you're 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:32.839 looking at what sixteen hours a. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:34.160 Yeah, but you got weekends off? How about that? 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:34.880 You do? 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.719 And I mean like lawyers will end up working crazy 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.480 hours like that, and to your point, it's sort of unknown. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.400 Depending on the case, they may be there all night. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.560 So at least this is known. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:46.160 Can I tell you I probably work seventy five hours 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:46.520 a week? 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:49.760 You break, dude, So you need to know. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:50.960 Be forced to do it? 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.440 Yes? And I love what I do, right? No, no, 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.000 you know you guys do that. No, no, no, you 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.919 get no. Mine is not a negative. I did not 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.560 say that as a negative in any way. And you 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.080 guys heard that's the wrong way because you take that 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.480 as a negative. Right, we're still processing. 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.320 I love anybody who says seventy five hours a week 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:06.960 that's too much. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.080 It's not a brag. It's not a flex Some people 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.920 have to do. I love what I do. Therefore, if 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.680 you love it, you want to get really good at it. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.440 And if you get really good, it's just one to two. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.920 If you love something, you're gonna do a lot. You 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:21.080 know you're passion about, so you can do it a 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:22.680 lot regardless. If you do it a lot, you're gonna 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.040 get better at it, and if you get better at it, 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.360 you're gonna be rewarded for it. Now, reward doesn't always 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:27.960 have to be money. It could be a lot of stuff, freedom, 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:31.720 it could be fulfillment. But yeah, I think I love. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:33.560 I love what I do. There are times when I'm 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.520 burned out, like mentally. But here's also what I'd like 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.000 to say about this. And I tell people if I 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.880 like go to colleges or if I'm talking to people online, 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.880 it's like, in your twenties, it goes hard as possibly can. 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:46.760 There's no need for balance in your twenties unless you 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:48.160 get somebody pregnant. You gotta have a kid and be 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:49.840 there for the kid or something that happens. Yeah, that 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.520 happens in your twenties. That's when you go as hard 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.280 as you possibly can. In your thirties you start to gauge, Okay, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.920 what am I doing? What's important? Late thirties then you 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.200 start to go, we need to prioritize some of this stuff. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.239 But in your twenty go because you'll be so happy 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.240 you did once you get to your thirties. Go on, 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.600 let people be like, you know, you need balance. You 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.440 might if there are other factors that well. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.920 Also, you'll learn later in life that balance is really 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.200 like version. There's more sacrifice. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.000 Yeah, balances all sacrifice. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:17.600 Yeah, because like his parents in the room, we know 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.440 like there's where it's like okay, yeah, there's no balance 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.520 because sometimes it's like okay, you're choosing work or you're 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.800 choosing the kids, and you just have to figure it out. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.120 To be perfectly balanced. Is a lot of work. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.040 Everybody acts like there's only so much work if you're 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:30.200 just like working all the time. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.840 No, there's everything is work. 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.319 Everything is sacrificed and whatever you want regardless, great parent, 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.760 medium parent, great worker, it's going to take a lot of. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.800 Sacrifice and it'll fluctuate like some weeks I'm a great parent, 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.320 another week i am not. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:46.960 That's funny. Yeah, if you're in your twenties, go go 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:47.920 as hard as you possibly can. 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:48.680 Let it rip. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:52.360 Next up, a bear Steals and Malls a Family's Grinch inflatable. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:56.240 Oh oh okay, that's good. Yeah, mall decoration hated it 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:56.920 was annoyed by it. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:01.560 That's from EPI The Best Christmas Movies Ready to strain 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.960 their comedies. You know the number one Christmas movie that 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:06.880 I feel like is often not considered to be a 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.760 great and I should say most underrated but still rated. 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.079 Okay, is the Santa Claus with Tim Allen so good? 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.240 It's like the and people never put it in like 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.439 the top five of Christmas movies. Now, maybe I've only 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:20.000 ever seen like two Christmas movies ever, and that's why 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.040 I put it up there. But that's awesome. ELF is great, obviously, 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.199 but the Santa Claus is money. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:26.080 Wouldn't you agree? 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.800 Yeah? No, it's it's my favorite, And you're right, and 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.120 I've seen a lot of Christmas movies. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.079 I want the Hot Chocolate took her thousands of years 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.480 to come up with the recipe, Like let's see, have you. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:38.640 Guys not seen the about there's even a TV show 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:39.199 with all of them. 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.800 Now, yeah, that'sing that one. But I appreciate you telling 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:41.959 me that. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.600 National Lampoon's christom Vacation at five, Scrooged at four, ELF 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.400 at three, Bad Santa at two, a Christmas Story at one. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.160 Bad Santa with the Billy Bob it's hilarious. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:53.720 Else is it three? 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:54.320 Yeah? 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.600 Because Bad Christmas Story? It makes sense at once. It's 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:59.679 the best, right out kid, The Santa Claus is at eleven. Man, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:00.400 that's so good. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:00.959 It's on Disney. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.439 Plus all these are streaming right now, which is why 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.840 they're doing that. And then finally, I have the most 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:11.040 undateable professions. Number ten customer service representatives, often underpaid and 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:11.959 emotionally drained. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.480 You did this, what did you do? 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.120 I made bank I did sales, I know, but you 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.600 like answer the phone for a cable company. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.360 Yeah, so we It wasn't cold calling. People would call us, 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.800 so it was actually very enjoyable and can I get update? 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:25.200 Yeah? 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.840 They would just want a basic thing, and then I 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:30.679 would soup them up with every package we possibly had, 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.480 and then three months later they call back and complain, 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.440 but you still got your bonus. Oh yeah, of course, 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.040 yeah yeah. Number nine a chef, unpredictable, long working hours, 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.880 high pressure work environment. Number eight a frequent traveler. Well 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:47.840 you know why they're gone. No, yeah, they also could 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.280 just have gone. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.160 They're not all doing that, yeah. 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:58.559 Number seven nightclub worker, you know why? And the number 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.280 six a musician or an artist. You know what. That 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.160 one though viewed as financially unstable, anything in the art 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.640 world is financially unstable, but they're unpredictable. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:10.120 Schedules. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:15.079 Five is a lawyer. H four is a social media influencer. Yeah, 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:15.720 that'd be tough. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.200 Because you're just always filming filming them. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.880 Three is an adult entertainer. We know how to put 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.400 that on. Hey, that one for sure, that's like Tom. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.400 Number two professional gambler. The number one undtable profession is 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:32.480 a politician. Absolutely not trustworthy, not trustworthy in anyway whatsoever. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:32.920 Uh. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.360 Those are the most undatable professions. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:39.320 Good luck, everybody, go get them all right, that's the news, Bobby's. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.559 It's called what are the odds? Like this segment of 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.199 three stories? I'm like, what are the freaking odds? This? 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:46.920 Whatever happen? 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.120 Number one Identical strangers with the same jobs and same name. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:55.200 Let's say it again. Identical strangers with the same job 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.160 and same name take DNA tests to discover if they're related. 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:03.000 Two men both named Brady figel fbigl. It's not like 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.559 it's Smith or Jones whoa and the first name too, 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:12.480 who look almost identical what they both pitch baseball? It 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.000 took a DNA test to see if they were long 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.040 lost brothers. Despite their similar appearance and shared profession, they 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:21.000 are not related. Really, same guys and they look I'm 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.040 not gonna say identical twin look, but they look like 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:27.760 their brothers. What brothers would look like, same name, same job, 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.600 not related. There's somebody out there in the world that 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.520 looks so much like you that you're not related to, 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.280 because is there only a certain amount of ways that 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:37.880 the human face can be constructured? 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:41.280 So they found their person. Yeah, but when people send 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:42.960 you a picture of like, someone looks like you, never 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.200 really looks like I'm always insulted. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.360 No one's ever sent me a picture of someone that 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:47.720 looks like me, and I'm like, oh, thank you for 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.720 sending that. It makes me feel better about myself. It's 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.160 like people only send me the troll version of myself. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.080 And maybe it's not. Maybe it's not the troll version. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.800 Maybe that's what I really look like. No, and maybe 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:01.200 I just am off base. But anytime someone that goes, hey, 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.560 I'm in Des Moines, Bobby Belins, are you here? And 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.840 they tag somebody and it looks like me if I 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:09.640 got hit with a butt in my face for like 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.360 five minutes straight, and you know what, what's unfair about 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.720 that is it may not be maybe what I look like, 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.480 But when someone says it looks like you. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.920 It always looks like a bad version of me. Never 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:19.920 has anyone. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:24.480 Texted like a model like this model looks like you, Bobby? 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:25.400 Or is this you? Are you here? 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.160 And it's like somebody with ripped up abs in a 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.720 hard chin and glasses and I'm like, oh no, that's 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.640 not me, but thank you. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:32.960 Yeah. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.280 Usually it's like a it's like sloth from the goonies, 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:40.920 or glasses and hair, so it's just the glass. But 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.280 you're right, man, No one ever tags me in somebody 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.200 good looking that's like, is this you? 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.319 Or looks just like you? 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:51.440 Yeah, it's always like the malnourished twin of the two, 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.000 like if somebod's having twins, there's like the one that doesn't. 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:58.000 That's what that's it's that's the me version of it. Anyway, 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.640 they're not related. Sorry that really he said one thing. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:06.200 It triggered me so bad. Yeah, man, crap all. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:06.560 Time to me. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.760 So this is a legit what do they call it? Doppelganger? 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:11.440 Yeah? These two very much. 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:13.880 I mean how do they have the same name, crazy 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.480 and the same job, everything, same size? Basically does this 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.360 make you think about any kind of like would one 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.000 of them cross from some parallel. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:24.040 You should you should say we walk, We'll go like a. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.800 The picture and just walk around real because I don't 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.600 know I see it if if. 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.600 I'm them, if they're they're who they are, and they're 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.360 single and they're not married, even if they're not gay, 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.640 they have to date because it's so funny. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:38.760 Tell me that's what I'm saying. Really, the beard, the red. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:41.240 Beard that both pitched the glass and the glass you 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:41.720 can just put on. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.920 But yes, yes, wow, same name. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.520 Tell me that ain't crazy exactly. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:54.560 A test is lying? Okay? Anyway, Hey, somebody call us. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.360 You have one of those good stories about you took 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.840 the DNA tests and you found something out. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:14:59.880 I like those stories. Those are cool. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.440 My version of that is I took one to twenty 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.040 three and me, and every time I do, like like 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.040 if I'm doing stand up somewhere, I got like the 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.760 third cousin. It's like, hey, I'm here, can I get tickets? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:11.880 And I'm like, I don't even know who you are. 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:15.760 They're like says twenty three and meter we're related all 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.840 because of the DNA and I'm like, I ain't third cousin. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.280 That's like eighth or ninth and most of my family 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:24.880 is one tree. As I've stated before, Arkansas No, non, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.160 Arkansas rude. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.720 You wanna trigger me again? No, no, no, I'm just joking. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:29.640 Let's dance. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:34.800 No, my mom and her sister, my aunt, mom and 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.600 sister married my biological father and his brother. So any 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:38.920 of the kids that happened from there were all like 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.400 double cousins. I mean, and yeah, we make out and stuff, 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.520 but still no, we don't. 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.920 Well, if someone did show up on your at your show, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:50.160 the neighbor, third, fourth cousin, you could make out with them. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:50.800 I'm married. 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.040 I thought we determined that, yeah that I'm married. I know, 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:56.120 but let's say you weren't we determined. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.960 They had to lie like getting in going like because 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.600 they will be there and be like, hey, can I 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:01.080 get some ticket? 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:02.720 The first last for tickets, And I'd be like, I don't. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:03.440 I don't know who you are. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.600 But that's that's what you say, Like you're so far removed. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:12.960 Like let's make out. I'm any video for you, wed. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:19.680 I'm just saying like we're not close enough to where whatever. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.440 Okay, here's another what are the odds? A man spends 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.800 three weeks in jail and the cops mistake calculm powder 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.240 for drugs. You're telling me you can't look at that 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.000 and put it under the microscope and figure that out 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:30.280 quicker than three weeks. 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.280 And don't they taste it? I don't think. 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.480 Yeah, I don't think the cops go, we got a 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:36.400 big stash of coke. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.560 Everybody rub it on your gums. I thought they did. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.680 I thought they do, like some liquid. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:44.160 In bags, they start snorting the cocaine to see if I'm. 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.840 But I feel like I've seen on TV they kind. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.400 Of on TV, and that's like a drug age. 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.800 We have somebody in our situation here that is it 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.160 was a drug officer. We can ask them during the break, okay, 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.840 which that would be different if you're around it all 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.640 the time. If you're like a cop and it's a bust, 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.200 let me taste that. It's a bunch of heroin. Give 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:04.800 me a needle, guys, shoot me up. Let's see if 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:05.159 this is right. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.600 It's not. It's a penicillum. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.800 Uh yeah, last October, do you want the story or 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.360 do we the Chaco powder story? Yeah, he was stopped 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.720