Speaker 1: I was out for lunch the other day. Someone sent
Speaker 1: us mimosas at brunch. Now that's not groundbreaking because it
Speaker 1: was at brunch. The thing is, we were sitting at
Speaker 1: brunch and it was like eleven o'clock and we didn't
Speaker 1: order mimosas. And I don't know that they came with
Speaker 1: the brunch, but we didn't order them because we didn't
Speaker 1: want them. Because I feel like whatever those mimosas were
Speaker 1: going to set us back, we could afford. So someone
Speaker 1: sent us mimosa Someone didn't say, we'd like to send
Speaker 1: them a drink, what would they like? And then we
Speaker 1: could say we want to club soda di coke, freaking
Speaker 1: grain alcohol, whatever. But then the two mimosas came. So
Speaker 1: here's what happened next. So I was like, the woman
Speaker 1: was like some of them mimosas, was like, oh, the
Speaker 1: two people in front. So now I didn't know who
Speaker 1: she was talking about. So I was looking over and
Speaker 1: I was like creaking my neck trying to see who
Speaker 1: sent it, just to send a wave, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know who they were. And then and I didn't see
Speaker 1: anyone staring over to us to see like if we
Speaker 1: receive them but now I was feeling like I had
Speaker 1: an obligation, like I was supposed to do someone. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to stand up, go to another table, thank them,
Speaker 1: send them something back, get a picture. I wasn't really
Speaker 1: sure what to do. And then I started to feel
Speaker 1: self conscious because they'd start looking over and that we
Speaker 1: had the mimosas. And then a gentleman came over and
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, the two people sent in mimosa
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, we just heard in the morning meeting.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm like, we don't really drink. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you could, you could, maybe should come to
Speaker 1: someone el because I didn't want the mimosas to go
Speaker 1: to waste, and he was like no, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: leave him here because he had taken an order from someone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so now we have the mimosas, not
Speaker 1: that we're gonna die, we don't have to drink them.
Speaker 1: And I just feel like someone bought us a problem.
Speaker 1: And I love you too, whoever you are that sent it,
Speaker 1: thank you, and I love you. I'm just ranting. Please
Speaker 1: don't think that I don't love you, because I do
Speaker 1: love you and I appreciate the mimosas, and if I
Speaker 1: drank mimosas, I would have drunk those mimosas. But I
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes I don't know what to do in
Speaker 1: those moments, because like I felt like then the rest
Speaker 1: of the lunch, we were kind of like worrying about
Speaker 1: where we were, what I did wrong? Did I not think?
Speaker 1: Did I not take a picture? And I feel guilty
Speaker 1: and drink the mimosas. So I would say the move
Speaker 1: would have been ask the matre d'tis come over and
Speaker 1: say the two people in the front would like to
Speaker 1: offer you a beverage, a drink or a dessert or something,
Speaker 1: so then we could make a choice. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: just felt like I'm gonna survive. I mean, I'm going
Speaker 1: to live, and I love the both of those people.
Speaker 1: The night before the met gala, Jessica Beale posted what
Speaker 1: she did and I cannot tell you exactly how many bags,
Speaker 1: but multiple gigantic bags of EPSOM salt, gigantic bags. It
Speaker 1: could have been six, It might have been four, but
Speaker 1: it could have been six bags. Okay, So she says,
Speaker 1: take four to six gigantic bags of salt that last
Speaker 1: me six months. You're spooning in a little and so
Speaker 1: much so that you're spooning in a little. And I've
Speaker 1: had doctors or people like Eastern medicine say, sit in
Speaker 1: a hot bath with your feet and put the ebbs
Speaker 1: and salts in and soak it for thirty minutes and
Speaker 1: then you'll have a great sleep. Okay, that's with just
Speaker 1: like a couple of like scoops. This one is six
Speaker 1: four to six bags of EPs and salts. And she
Speaker 1: said water as hot as you can stand it the
Speaker 1: night before the mechal. I am not a doctor. I
Speaker 1: am just going to tell you that that is dangerous.
Speaker 1: Like it is so dehydrating you're let you're soaking and salting,
Speaker 1: you could become your blood pressure could crash. I would
Speaker 1: be dead. I would have fainted. I mean that, And
Speaker 1: scalding water like that's like not for an adult to do,
Speaker 1: Like you could like think about the pregnant people can't
Speaker 1: even be in baths at all. But now like this
Speaker 1: is a regular person in like a scalding bath with
Speaker 1: like four to six bags of salt. It's the most
Speaker 1: insane thing. I haven't seen a doctor way in on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should look it up because I thought is someone
Speaker 1: not going to say that, there's no way. I don't
Speaker 1: even have to be a doctor. Maybe you could give
Speaker 1: me like a fucking medical degree. Once you hear that
Speaker 1: I'm right, because you're gonna read it somewhere, and if
Speaker 1: I'm not, I will tell you that I was wrong.
Speaker 1: There's no way that if I didn't soak in six
Speaker 1: bags of sault in scalding hot water, I would not
Speaker 1: be hospitalized. Zero chance, zero chance, I forget it, would
Speaker 1: be hospitalized. I did some halls of like my mother's heirlooms,
Speaker 1: and my mother had like a Louis Vutan little pouch
Speaker 1: and like some name brand stuff. She had a cardiat
Speaker 1: ring et cuch a. Oh, I didn't know your mother
Speaker 1: came from many like, oh, well, your mother came from us.
Speaker 1: A lot of like messages like that. People are obsessed
Speaker 1: with who came for money. It's insane, as if they
Speaker 1: could do something about it. And by the way, my
Speaker 1: mother did not come for money. My mother went to
Speaker 1: Plainfield High School and lived in Supequa in like a
Speaker 1: middle class house, and her family raised pigeons in Mertha
Speaker 1: tidful whales. And I went there and it's like a
Speaker 1: hovel a literally a shack where we lived all summer.
Speaker 1: So she came from poor beginnings, but she was stunning
Speaker 1: and for money. In part she married different men who
Speaker 1: bought her gifts. So because she had a louisv Tan
Speaker 1: pouch does not mean that she came from money. But
Speaker 1: I cackled because everybody's obsessed with the fact not. They
Speaker 1: weren't saying I can't and I didn't come from I
Speaker 1: came from money. Sometimes we would have six cars in
Speaker 1: the driveway and then we would have none. We would
Speaker 1: be driving a Mercedes, and then a bookie would show up,
Speaker 1: they called it a shylock, would show up in my
Speaker 1: house threatening to kill my stepfather because he owed him
Speaker 1: money from football games. No lie, no exaggeration. My stepfather
Speaker 1: once asked me to crack open my piggy bank when
Speaker 1: I was in second grade to give him money to
Speaker 1: pay off someone. What the fuck? How much could I
Speaker 1: have had in my piggy bank? Were their dollars in? No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think I had to like break
Speaker 1: it open. So maybe there were, but couldn't have been
Speaker 1: a lot. So I lived on the roller coaster of
Speaker 1: finances my whole life. We had an entire house with
Speaker 1: no furniture ate off a card table, and my bedroom
Speaker 1: was fully designed because my mother was an interior designer.
Speaker 1: Like you could go from from like having everything to
Speaker 1: having nothing, because when you come from a degenerate gambler
Speaker 1: household and the racetrack household, any dollar they get they
Speaker 1: are going to spend. It's called just spend, just buy,
Speaker 1: just say yes, just do. He bought my mother everything
Speaker 1: anything she wanted, and he'd go broke. So anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not technically come from money, but I went
Speaker 1: to some good schools. I had highs and lows. I
Speaker 1: would have yea, I would have. I would have everything
Speaker 1: I wanted, and then I would have nothing. And that
Speaker 1: made me very noisy with money, and it made me
Speaker 1: get to where I am by working my ass off.
Speaker 1: Dorrit and p Que are sadly getting a divorce. It
Speaker 1: makes me sad. First of all, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: easy to navigate that environment in a marriage. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it would thrive without it, but what a double
Speaker 1: edged sword. I mean, sixty percent of marriages end up divorced.
Speaker 1: The percentage of housewives marriages that end up divorced straight
Speaker 1: to the Moon Alice, like very significant, and that's sad
Speaker 1: because you're living in LA. I'm not blaming it on that.
Speaker 1: I don't know enough to know. I don't know anything,
Speaker 1: so I'm not blaming it on that. But you're living
Speaker 1: in LA. The pressure to keep up with the Joneses,
Speaker 1: and the money pressure is tremendous in La. And the
Speaker 1: money and the fame and the glitz, and like it's insane.
Speaker 1: Everyone there has this crazy car and they could barely
Speaker 1: pay their mortgage, and everybody's got like fake tits and
Speaker 1: lashes and extensions and just worked. Everywhere you go, people
Speaker 1: are just worked and even being with the once before
Speaker 1: before this was when Erica Jane just started when I
Speaker 1: did a crossover episode, so she hadn't come in in
Speaker 1: her full fledged fashion influence, hadn't changed the lives of
Speaker 1: everyone like Lisa Rinna. I give Lisa Renna's fashion career,
Speaker 1: I credit I credit Erica Jane with Lisa Renna's entire
Speaker 1: fashion career. Yes she had model daughters, and yes they
Speaker 1: got her very much into the fashion. But when Lisa
Speaker 1: Reynna was first in the housewive, she had the short
Speaker 1: hair doing like the same Roland Murray type dress, Michael
Speaker 1: Corse dress. Every single day. She wore the same thing
Speaker 1: all the time, and Erica Jane came on the scene
Speaker 1: and it just shook everybody. So I was there when
Speaker 1: Erica was there in the beginning, but she hadn't like
Speaker 1: come in her full fledged like ponytail bun like blinged out.
Speaker 1: All the influence of her came in, but it shook everybody.
Speaker 1: Durie was the first one to hit the deck. Lisa
Speaker 1: Renna was right there, like changing her out, that's changing
Speaker 1: her hair, alter ego. That is all. I give all
Speaker 1: the props to Erica Jane for the fashion revolution renaissance
Speaker 1: on that show. And I literally think that Lisa Rena
Speaker 1: converged that with her daughters being in fashion and now
Speaker 1: she's in fashion like she she was never won. She
Speaker 1: was super casual all the time and like just wore
Speaker 1: those sheep dresses and dis didn't care. She made an
Speaker 1: entire change in her whole life of everything from the
Speaker 1: hair to I mean the whole thing. I was there
Speaker 1: pre Fierce Hunger Games, fashion and like Burkins and every
Speaker 1: single shot as a flex and like prices of everything everywhere.
Speaker 1: I was there pre that and I was like, I
Speaker 1: couldn't handle this, Like it's just I remember one of
Speaker 1: them saying to me about all of the others because
Speaker 1: they were having dinner at my house. One of them said,
Speaker 1: none of them are going to eat anyway, Dory, but
Speaker 1: like they were all Erica was new, and because Erica
Speaker 1: became a queen, everybody ended up pretending that they just
Speaker 1: like loved her and were welcoming. Some of them were like, oh,
Speaker 1: she was so boring, and some of them were like,
Speaker 1: like not liking that the video career of hers because
Speaker 1: they thought they thought that they had someone that was
Speaker 1: like not at their levels in a socioeconomic way as them,
Speaker 1: meaning you know, she didn't seem as like elite as
Speaker 1: them or polished or something. Really, it's the Hunger Games
Speaker 1: over there. So I say that because that town is intense. Now,
Speaker 1: Florida has people that have the tits and they're hot
Speaker 1: and the bathing suits and they're working out. It's just
Speaker 1: not the same. And they've got the cars too, But
Speaker 1: like La has the Hollywood twinkle of fame over it too.
Speaker 1: So you've got Dorriet who loves it, what you know,
Speaker 1: is fully fashion all day and wants to show it
Speaker 1: all and show the logos and show the house and
Speaker 1: flex there as China and all that, and Piga is
Speaker 1: right there with her, like flexing whatever it is and
Speaker 1: all of it, and so the two of them, it
Speaker 1: just seems so competitive out there. And I don't know
Speaker 1: how you could manage a marriage in that town, much
Speaker 1: less a marriage while having some version of fame while
Speaker 1: being on a television show, while being on a reality show,
Speaker 1: like I don't know how they even do it. I don't.
Speaker 1: And they've had some situations with people coming up to
Speaker 1: them and screaming things about finances and businesses. And I
Speaker 1: like them both. I don't know them both. I like
Speaker 1: the idea of Deree, and I think we've messaged each other.
Speaker 1: I met PK one time at dinner. I liked him.
Speaker 1: He was super honest and up front. He point blank
Speaker 1: said to me, the reason we did the show is
Speaker 1: because of you made me feel good. You know that.
Speaker 1: I pod my chest a little because of that. I
Speaker 1: was like, we I want to read to do what
Speaker 1: you did. But he seems super supportive and he seemed
Speaker 1: very into her. And it's sad because I like them
Speaker 1: and I think they're great characters. Like you almost need
Speaker 1: him on the show. He's like the Simon with the Alex,
Speaker 1: like he's a character. So I hope, I hope it's amicable.
Speaker 1: But I just found that to be. They had a
Speaker 1: good run. They've worked together for a really long time.
Speaker 1: But divorce sucks. And I like them both, and I
Speaker 1: hope god speed, and I hope it's amicable, I can say,
Speaker 1: and power to them for lasting this long on reality television.
Speaker 1: In Beverly Hills culture