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Speaker 1: The nick. Yes, he's Nikki A. How's it going out there?

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Speaker 1: Happy Thursday? It's a nickulating the podcast. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I've talked yet today, So that was let me just

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Speaker 1: clear my throat a little bit. I'm a little horse today.

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Speaker 1: That always makes your horse uh what that is? Always?

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Speaker 1: That is never not funny to say I'm a little horse.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so cute. I wish I were a little horse. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm a pony today. That's a new way of saying

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Speaker 1: that you have a sore throat or like your voice

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Speaker 1: sounds husky. Is to say I'm I'm I'm pony, I'm

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Speaker 1: a pony because it's a little horse. I mean I

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Speaker 1: technically it's probably not. Is a pony a horse? Do

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Speaker 1: you know you're a horse girl? I think yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like in the equine family. Yeah, but I'm wondering if

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Speaker 1: a like a well okay, yeah, I mean like we

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Speaker 1: could look it up, but like, honestly, I don't even like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Um, is a sea horse or horse? No

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Speaker 1: one knows? Is an eggplant an egg? Last night that

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Speaker 1: was one of the things that Andrew uh wrapped about.

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Speaker 1: I want to say on um, we went on we

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Speaker 1: went live last night on our Instagram Nicky glazer pot Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I want to shout out to everyone who saw that

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Speaker 1: should show. Um I did not know, so I was

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Speaker 1: like busy trying to book tickets back from Canada and

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Speaker 1: figure out how to get back to St. Louis. And

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Speaker 1: it's it's gonna take me like fourteen fifteen hours to

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Speaker 1: I'm going there. I'm doing twenty minutes of comedy. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm flying. So that's tomorrow night on Friday. I'm flying

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Speaker 1: in Thursday day to do twenty minutes of comedy on

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Speaker 1: Friday night and then get back on a plane Saturday

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Speaker 1: and fly back. It's wild, Like you know sometimes I

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Speaker 1: to work that much or little, but um anyway, I'm I'm,

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Speaker 1: I'm like last night. Yesterday was the longest day of

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Speaker 1: even know how what my day would I probably would

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Speaker 1: and um, it's really nice to be off the grid

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Speaker 1: for a day. But um, actually it's stressful. That's a

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Speaker 1: whole other thing. But um, so I finally got through

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Speaker 1: and on one one still on hold. No, Um, I

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Speaker 1: was on my computer. This is like ten o'clock at night.

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Speaker 1: We tried to watch Mr Corman, Me and Andrew. It

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Speaker 1: was finally my day was over. I got a new

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Speaker 1: phone the last minute, right before the AT and T

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Speaker 1: my day is finally over. I feel good. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of emails when I got home. I got

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Speaker 1: a really exciting call that I can't wait to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Um from They said, we thank you for calling. You're

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Speaker 1: still an old note. Uh. I'm sitting there. I'm eating.

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Speaker 1: We got some Thai food. I got a double papia salad.

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Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying it. Um. We put on Mr Corman,

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Speaker 1: which was suggested to us by several besties. You gotta

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Speaker 1: watch Mr Corman. No you don't. I mean, if you

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Speaker 1: have any anxiety this show. This show is like almost

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Speaker 1: like Requiem for a Dream or what I imagine Recuam

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Speaker 1: you've seen it, No, I've never seen. It's always the

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Speaker 1: movie on Reddit that everyone talks about, like what's the

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Speaker 1: movie that you wish you wouldn't have seen, but you're

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Speaker 1: glad you did. Kind of thing like hard to Watch,

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Speaker 1: which which, by the way, I was watching thirty Rock

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Speaker 1: Emmy Grammy Oscar Tony and he's going for the oh

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Speaker 1: and they're like, Tracy, you've got to do this movie.

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Speaker 1: It's called hard to Watch. It just describes so much

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Speaker 1: of the uh stuff out there, which Fboy Island you

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Speaker 1: so many shows that I don't understand why people watch

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Speaker 1: I mean, and this is what the show is about.

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Speaker 1: Mr Corman is Joseph Gordon Levitt J g L's UM

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Speaker 1: new show that he directed, wrote, produced UM. Maybe one

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Speaker 1: of those things he should have given to someone else,

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Speaker 1: because I was overwhelmed by this uh production. Everyone's telling

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Speaker 1: I don't remember everyone, Like if you come out to

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Speaker 1: me and say I'm Spangled Bush thirty two, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna remember our exact I can't do that. There's maybe

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Speaker 1: just talked to consistently. That are our friends and friends

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Speaker 1: watch Mr Corman. I was like, got it, noted it?

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Speaker 1: When it comes up, I will remember to watch that.

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Speaker 1: Andrew last night was like, you want to watch Mr

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Speaker 1: Corman because we tried to watch UM The Greatest Showman,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, he puts it on. He goes,

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Speaker 1: He's like it's really good. No, he didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: He goes, let's watch it. I was like, all right, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like eating my provisyle looking at Air Canada flights.

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Speaker 1: It starts, which I do love that song. That's like,

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Speaker 1: this is the greatest show because I danced to it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: At the finale of Dancing with the Stars, Bobby boonenes

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Speaker 1: like finale dance. He invited me back to like dancing it,

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Speaker 1: dance with like no pressure of being eliminated. So it's

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Speaker 1: just like fun. And if you watch his finale dance

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Speaker 1: on YouTube, try to find me I I dare Where's

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Speaker 1: Waldo is easier to play? Then find Nikki Glazer in

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Speaker 1: a on a show she was a cast member on

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Speaker 1: Dancing with the Source forgot about me, by the way,

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Speaker 1: tied up, like still have a lot of resentments. Was

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Speaker 1: on that show, loved it, obsessed with it, got voted off.

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Speaker 1: Oh everyone so sad Nikki's leaving tears tears tears, first

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Speaker 1: No one remembers you. Sorry, Garrett P. It's just true. Actually,

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Speaker 1: But he didn't know that at the time. He's pulling

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Speaker 1: can't you just gotta say goodbye and realize your first

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Speaker 1: I was first voted off, I did cry. On Dancing

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Speaker 1: comic standing in the second time. I did it because

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Speaker 1: We were in the trailer with me? It wasn't. I

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Speaker 1: But I just I hate when people pity me, and

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Speaker 1: that's just like a whole other issue. Let's get back

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Speaker 1: to Mr Corman. I don't even know how I got

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Speaker 1: Like his life kind of sucks. His roommates always just

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00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 1: want the same play video games. He's like, the only

426
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: alternative is going to a bar, Like isn't there something

427
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: in between? So he ends up at a bar by himself.

428
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: He meets this girl. She's like smoking a cigarette, like

429
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 1: why aren't you drinking? And like why don't you smoke?

430
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 1: Like just like kind of giving him ship. She's like

431
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: a bit, and then they go home together and they're

432
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: hooking up on the couch and he can't. He can't.

433
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: He loses his direction and she immediately gets upset with him,

434
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 1: which I don't think that happened to me. No, no, no,

435
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: has anyone gotten upset with you? No? No, no no, I'm

436
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 1: saying that's what she said. Yeah, this is that's what

437
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: she said. This has never happened to me. Uh does

438
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: this send to you a lot? That's what she said

439
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: to him. There's been women that I haven't been able

440
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,239
Speaker 1: to get hard or like, can they confront you with it?

441
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: They don't confront, but they'll they'll they will blame themselves, sure,

442
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: but they won't confront, but they won't blame themselves in

443
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: front of you. They'll just quiet. You assume they're blaming

444
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: themselves because they're a little bit quieter. And like what

445
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: she say, I'm trying to remember the exactly And this

446
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: isn't a girlfriend. This is a hook up, a one

447
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: time hook up, one time hook up. If I would

448
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: never happen, well, I've been hammered drunk, right, okay, but

449
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: let me just say the one great line. So she's like, Noah,

450
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: you'll like this. She's like this, like kind of she's

451
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: like approaching for she's probably my age and that's why

452
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: I loved this line. And she's a total count, and

453
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 1: I guess this line kind of like really cemented that

454
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: she's supposed to be a count and he's actually a

455
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,959
Speaker 1: count too. Because they're both single and their forties, why

456
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 1: aren't they married? And she's just like, you know, they're

457
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: they're about to part ways. She's like, you have a

458
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: fucking limptic and your breath smells, and he's like, my

459
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 1: breath smells because I smoked one of your cigarettes. I

460
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: would have never gone home with you, like I was

461
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: having to like I was gagging kissing you. They were

462
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: being so many to each other, and then you think

463
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 1: that there's gonna be this like detent of like they

464
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 1: kind of agree that they're both shitty and then they'll

465
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,679
Speaker 1: make out, you know, like there's this moment and the

466
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: and the only problem with having subtitles on our close caption,

467
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: which I have all the time, because you can never

468
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: hear anything. I'm like losing my um hearing, probably because

469
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: I am so freaking loud, even I'm annoyed with my

470
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 1: own voice. Today it's kind of hoarse because we were

471
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: singing last night, which I'll get to. But she goes

472
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: this joke with joke was roomed. Sometimes close captions ruin

473
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: the joke because so many jokes are because you don't

474
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: see them coming. That's what a joke is is a

475
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: surprise of like, oh I didn't expect that. That surprises me, ha,

476
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: and then you laugh because laughing is a response to

477
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: surprise because surprise is fear because it's off the usual.

478
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: So this is like evolutionary and if I'm wrong, please

479
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: someone correct me. That knows better, but I think, uh,

480
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: you know, scientists or anthropologists have kind of determined that

481
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: laughing is a response to surprise. Surprise is fear. If

482
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: you're scared of something like a saber tooth tiger back

483
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: when your cavemen, baring your teeth would scare the predator

484
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: away better than not, so like going like this, uh,

485
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: laughter is a way for you to be is a

486
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: h an involuntary response to surprise, so that you bare

487
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: your teeth and maybe survive because and you scare the

488
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: animal that you have canines. Does that make sense unless

489
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: you're you? And I mean, you gotta show that your

490
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: molders to someone and the people really get scared. They go,

491
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: is this guy taking care of himself he's probably got

492
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 1: a shower toothbrush tiger. So this girl says, So they're

493
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: at this moment and he just looks at her and

494
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: he goes, do you know at what? At what point?

495
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: And you think they're gonna he's gonna say something sweet

496
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: because they've been yelling, and then they kind of have

497
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: this moment of like calm and they're both looking at

498
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: each other and it's a close up on her face

499
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: and she just it's not even on her face yet.

500
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: As he's saying, it goes to her face and it's

501
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: just a shot of her where the lighting is bad.

502
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: She kind of you can see her skins a little bit.

503
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: You can see how old she is, which is a

504
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: great shot, and she's beautiful and it's not I'm not

505
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 1: saying that it's bad how old she is, but it

506
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: just fits with this line and I would give the

507
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: show an Emmy just for the scene. Do you remember this? Yeah?

508
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: What is? He say? So he looks at her and

509
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: he says, do you know at what point in your

510
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: life you knew like when you were a little goes,

511
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: think back to when you were he goes, when you

512
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: were young, when you were a young girl, and he goes,

513
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: not like a child, but like a younger woman. Do

514
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: you remember at what point in your life you knew

515
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: that you were going to die alone? And it was

516
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: just so. It's but I saw it coming because the

517
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: caption was up. But if I wouldn't have, I think

518
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: I might have loved this show because it would have

519
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: really that that line was so And the girl's face.

520
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: While he says that the girl's face, it's the right

521
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: kind of bags under her eyes. She kind of has

522
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: a smoker's pallor like the girl. I know this girl.

523
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: I noticed girl that keeps partying throughout her thirties or

524
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: even and it could be a guy chip on her shoulder.

525
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: She's mad because one guy broke her heart and gave

526
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: her her bees, and now she takes it out on

527
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: the rest of everyone, but maybe not her bees, but

528
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, but yeah, a guy

529
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: has treated her shitty. She was very beautiful in college.

530
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,479
Speaker 1: He probably over partying in college. He probably gotta. Now

531
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: she has an addiction to alcohol and she can't stop partying,

532
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: and her friends have fallen off and herself in a bar.

533
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: She lives alone. She doesn't have roommates. She's just listen,

534
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: I am that. Yeah, and you might be that girl,

535
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: but you probably if you're listening to this podcast, you

536
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: are not a bit like that. But does that line really?

537
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: I loved it because I felt it so hard because

538
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: there have been times where I'm like, I've had that

539
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: realization that like I am of an age where most

540
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: women my age are like married with with my level

541
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: of success. My I'm not not bragging, but like I'm

542
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: a good looking lady. I stay in like I am social,

543
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: I meet a lot of people most there's something going

544
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: on with me that I don't have a partner if

545
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: I if I do want one, and I do want one,

546
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: so there's something If someone said that to me, I

547
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: would feel so seen. And I think that's why I

548
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: loved it. I want to get to really a very

549
00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, until you met wee baby tomorrow baby,

550
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: I love her, give her, give her a hug around

551
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: that tiny little waist, her waist so fucking tiny that

552
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: like I don't it's a new hot that has emerged.

553
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: It's a new like I don't think girls had bodies

554
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: like this in the when I was growing up, Like

555
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: it is a type of body, the tiny waist, the perfect,

556
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: but sorry to sexualize you. Brughtn up, but like tell

557
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: your body like to stop being so hot. But she's

558
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: just got like a tiny waist. It almost looks it's

559
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: the kind of body that, like, I think a lot

560
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: of girls have like lipos A lot of skinny women

561
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: out there have liposuction. I didn't know that. Um, everyone

562
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: listening that when you see I always thought lipi section

563
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: was for like already kind of bigger women, to just

564
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: make them a little less bigger. No judgment there, but

565
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: that's what I thought it was. I didn't know skinny

566
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: women like I could get LiPo section and look like

567
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: way like I could kind of turn a to an

568
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: Instagram thought if I sucked out, I could suck out

569
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: my waist put it in my ass. Brenna looks like

570
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: someone who has had that stuff done. But that's like

571
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: her natural body. And I don't know where it comes.

572
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: Like it's a new type of hot that has emerged,

573
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: and I don't know where it came from. When he

574
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: puts athletic clothes on, it's dulus. Why are you every

575
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:29,239
Speaker 1: morning other minute? Um No, we love you so much

576
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: and we miss you, Branna, We miss you, and I

577
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: say that like with sarcasm, but I actually do miss

578
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: you and love you and I'm so excited for all

579
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: the good news in your life. If you're listening, um,

580
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: really quick, we gotta get to the news. But right before,

581
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: I just want to give a shout out to everyone

582
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: who was on our Instagram live last night. We had

583
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: no we had two hundred people, which for we have

584
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: like fourteen points I think two thousand followers on our Instagram,

585
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: which is insane and it really speaks volumes for how

586
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: popular our show is because I know podcasts and how

587
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: many followers they have when they don't have a private account.

588
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: We have a private out, so people have to request

589
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: access and like want it right, and that means we

590
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: have pressed except fourteen thousand times, which is kind of

591
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: crazy too between the three of us, but I'm not

592
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: doing it mostly I think it's Noah, and um, so

593
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: you've pressed your phone times, and Andrew, it's you, Okay,

594
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: it's really a lot as and there, Yeah, well you

595
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: should you wrote the jokes and so so last night. Noah,

596
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: it was so so last night. I just want to

597
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: say that we uh, we did an Instagram live. I

598
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: didn't know that Andrew had gone live on Nikki glazer Pod.

599
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: I thought he went live on his. So I'm on

600
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: my computer just like in the background, kind of being

601
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: a bit, like not a bit, but like like not

602
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: on you know, like but and then I realized how

603
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: important the best these are to me, because as soon

604
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: as I saw that it was Nicki lazer Pod, I

605
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: did a double take, and I go, is that Nicky

606
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: lazer Pod? I go, Andrew, why didn't you tell me?

607
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: I would have been so much nicer, like I love

608
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: our fans so much I was. I wouldn't have been fake.

609
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's not my When Andrew goes

610
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: live on his it's not my. I am a a

611
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: bowl in the background. I'm a part of the set.

612
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: I'm not like a focal point that's my name's on that.

613
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: And I want to and and if they're watching, I

614
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: never want to make a bestie feel like they're not

615
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: seeing because I appreciate you guys listening so much, and

616
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: you know, as someone with low self esteems, some days

617
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are they listening? I gotta be honest,

618
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: Like there's some days that I just go, like they

619
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: like me, they really like me, Like Sally Field accepting

620
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: an oscar. So I appreciate you. Um, but we went

621
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: crazy last night. It was so fun, I really, Andrew.

622
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: I just want to thank you so much for um

623
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: being down to to go. First of all, I never

624
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: am someone who's like, let's go live. Andrew does it,

625
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: and I'm always like, I guess I'll go, but I'm

626
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: dying to go live all like, I will go live

627
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: any time, even if it's on his account. I love

628
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: being in the background. I always never want to start

629
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: it because I feel like it's so like, look at me,

630
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: you know. But I'll let Andrew do that because he's

631
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: not He's a man. He doesn't have a problem with

632
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: like asking for attention. I'm like, I have it in

633
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: like inside my bones that I don't deserve it even

634
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: though I demand you guys listen to me an hour

635
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: and a half every day. UM. So none of this

636
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: is really checking out Nikki. Uh. But anyway, Andrew, I

637
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: just want to thank you for uh like that was

638
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: so fun last night. And um one of the best

639
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: sis requested the guitar and I was sitting there quietly

640
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: like dying for someone to request that I play guitar

641
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: because I like need to perform, but I don't want

642
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: to make anyone watch me. I want someone to ask

643
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: to watch me, because I'm never going to ask someone

644
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: to watch me. It's too embarrassing. And you were talking

645
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: about it, uh, probably five or six times where you're like,

646
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: I want to do a concert on zoom for like

647
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: five or six or anyone that's like into Taylor Swift

648
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: and maybe I'll see it. Yeah, like people whatever, And

649
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: so I kind of was thinking about that in a

650
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: way where I was like, this could be this is

651
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: a fun moment where she can show her talents where

652
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: where the stakes are lower, and I'm right by you.

653
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm having one. We had these microphones that are like

654
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,239
Speaker 1: amplified that are unbelievable. I don't know. They got these

655
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: karaoke mics that got sent to me by Cosmo magazine.

656
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: I did this video for them that's gonna come up

657
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: pretty soon where they sent me a bunch of stuff

658
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: that's one is an an expensive version and one's the

659
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 1: expensive version. And I was supposed to do a blind

660
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,959
Speaker 1: like appraisal of each of these, like where I didn't

661
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: know which was which, but I forgot to give you

662
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: the box to organize for me. So to make it blind.

663
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: They were like, is someone there so they can take

664
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: all the things in the box, so you don't know

665
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: which is which. So I went through the box. I

666
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 1: already knew kind of some of the stuff, but one

667
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: was these karaoke mics. And they're so cool. You guys

668
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: gotta get one. Um they're called like Bonnaroo or bonham

669
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: Mic or something, but um, they're amazing. And the amplification

670
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,479
Speaker 1: of them, it's like, there's such a fun device. We'll

671
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: we'll see them a lot on our Instagram live because

672
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: we'll be using it again. But we were, we were

673
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: singing on them. And then Andrew went live and he

674
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: started rapping about egg plants. Whether it's an egg or plant?

675
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: Great question. And then I guess baby eggplants look like eggs.

676
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: That's why they got their name that way, That's what

677
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: someone said in our comments. And then someone asked to

678
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: play guitar. I instantly picked up the guitar. You you know,

679
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: I got a like an amp in the sucking room.

680
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: I picked up. I had my own mike, he had

681
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: his little karaoke mike, and we I got to sing

682
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 1: all these Tailor Swift songs. I pulled up the lyrics

683
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: so he could sing with me. Some of them were terrible,

684
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: some of them were better than others. I didn't read

685
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: any comments because I was so scared someone who's going

686
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: to be like, what do I want? Thank you so much.

687
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: It was so freaking fun. And that's why I'm a

688
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: pony today. A pony, yeah, a little horse. Oh I

689
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: call it a pony. Oh I thought a pony. I

690
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: was just bringing you in on a joke. I already

691
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: made a joke that I had with the with the

692
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: fans that you weren't in yet. I like, I like,

693
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: I thought, like you're a pony because you're like happy

694
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: like a pony. I see a pony like prancing, like

695
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: I'm a pony in that way. And I'm also a

696
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 1: little horse because I was screaming, I'm of the deep bed.

697
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: I mean you sounded great. Oh, thank you, Andrew. Let's

698
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: get to the news. That news apparently, oh man, it's Thursday,

699
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: but you know what that means. You're probably listening on

700
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: Friday morning. However, I'm hope we have all the swell.

701
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: Do you have a great weekend out there? Be safe,

702
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: mask up, no condom. Okay, lot's have fun. All right,

703
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: first story, it's a big news story. It's a doozy.

704
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: This one is actually a doozy. Um Andrew Como doesn't

705
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: think he crossed the line. As he resigns, he says

706
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: he's Italian. I heard this. I mean, I mean it

707
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: is wild the Italian. I saw a license plate frame

708
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: the other day on my run and it said I'm

709
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: Italian on it. It's just and I go, we know

710
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: it was a vest. But you know, some people just

711
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: lean into being Italian so much, like I love family

712
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: and food, I'm Italian. It's like, oh yeah, real original.

713
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: Have you been to Italy? And I'm not trying to brag,

714
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: but if you go to Italy, they're all like metrosexual

715
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 1: men who were like ty like the idea that Italian

716
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: the Italian, and then there's like Italy Italian. Yeah, yeah,

717
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: they would hate Italy Italians even though they wear jewelry

718
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: and slicked back their hair and their metrids actually on

719
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: their own way, yes, yes, but it's just so. And

720
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: they like kiss and they hold hands down the street

721
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: and stuff, and like did you see those two Olympians

722
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: that like we're nearly making out because they were on

723
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: the same team Truck and Field team, and they were

724
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: all like it's they start kissing each other and like

725
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: hugging each other. They're two really hot guys that are

726
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: just so excited they won gold and one's being interviewed

727
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: and the other comes up and it's just like jumping up.

728
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're Italian, but they were some

729
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: kind of European where like it's okay for men to

730
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: show affection and kiss each other. It was so hot.

731
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: It's on a subreddit called suddenly Gay that I follow,

732
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: where like things start out like not gay and then

733
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: suddenly it gets really gay and it's a really great

734
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: like you suddenly become gay from what you're watching. Oh,

735
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: that could be too, but no, it's usually like what's

736
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: happening becomes kind of gay. I mean this idea that

737
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: you know whatever, you know, times have changed. Back in

738
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: my day, I could, you know, finger a girl's asshole

739
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: and that's just be an Italian and sixty Yeah, I know.

740
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: I use that argument though with some stuff of like

741
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: oh I used to say that word because back then

742
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: that word wasn't taboo and I didn't know it was wrong.

743
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: You know, the en we're just became bad to say,

744
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: but he kept groping them today, so you can't you

745
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: need to change with it. Yes, he could say back

746
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy, I might have girls like blood. It's

747
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: it's check and me. Yeah, I'm grabbing tents over it.

748
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: And me is the name of the lawsuit filed by

749
00:38:54,880 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: the tree women. Who have you had to deal with

750
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: greeting him in a private hallway? Um yeah, it's it's

751
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Italian Americans are rolling their eyes at

752
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: this and their uh, you know, Cannoli's do you roll

753
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: a Cannoli? But there was a time during COVID do

754
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: you remember for like two months where he was God,

755
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: you know, it's just so funny when these politicians like

756
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: these girls, plenty of women that I knew, were like,

757
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: I want to fuck Andrew Coma. Yeah, there was a

758
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: saying I forget what it was. There's something about like

759
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: como sexual. L Oh. Yeah, see that's the thing we

760
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: used to be able to say and now we can't anymore.

761
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: Um no, that that is really interesting. He was like that.

762
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: You know, he was heralded as this hero and he

763
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: was going he got an Emmy, he got an admance,

764
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: he put out a book before he put out a

765
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: yeah during COVID saying how wonderfully he handled it, which

766
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: he didn't. I'm sorry, this is a narcissist. These are

767
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 1: all the signs of a narcissist who when these people

768
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: come out and get me too. I mean literally every

769
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: single man who has been me too, um has I

770
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: would say maybe not Matt Lower. That was one that

771
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: I really was shocked by because he just he never

772
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: like came off to me like a like an asshole

773
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: before that. I'm sure people that if I knew anyone

774
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: who worked with them, they would have been like, oh,

775
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: he's an asshole and then and they wouldn't have even

776
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: shared a me too story, just like he's not fun

777
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: to work with. Share me one example of someone who

778
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: is disgusting with women and feels entitled to women who

779
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: work beneath him or are on the same level a

780
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: lot of times or above him, just feels entitled to women,

781
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: and show me that man who is also nice to men.

782
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: I think that there's one case in particular that I

783
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: remember this all opened wide for me was a personal

784
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: friend of mine who worked on a show with one

785
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 1: of these dudes that have been me too, said that, um,

786
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: he was triggered by all the stories coming out about

787
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: this man doing gross things to women because he was

788
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: a man who worked for this guy on a show

789
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: and in the stories that of this man making women

790
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: uncomfortable and degrading them. And he said, we're so similar

791
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: in nature to how he felt just um, not sexually

792
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: being obviously preyed upon, but just humiliated, an office bullied, um, powerless,

793
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: all of those feelings. Men that generally do the gross

794
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: things to women are doing gross things to everyone. And

795
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: if you want to know who's doing gross things to

796
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: men or to women, look, look who's just being an asshole?

797
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: Look who who? Look who you work with? Who is

798
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: just a despicable asshole who thinks he's above everyone else?

799
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: And that's someone who probably does discussing things to men

800
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: or women based on their sexual preference. Yeah, I mean

801
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: there was I forget who wrote the tweet. But do

802
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: you think that an adult, an adult can be groomed? Right,

803
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: there's no age on unlike driven, But at what point

804
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: do you think an adult has agency over their own

805
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: like decisions where it's like, well you could have made it,

806
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: you could have got it, you could have not done that.

807
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: You know what I mean when you don't work for them, Uh,

808
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: your your money, your financial stability, and your job doesn't

809
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: depend on them. They're not in a position of power

810
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: over you, dictated by how much they make or the

811
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: corporate ladder. And I mean, yeah, you got to have

812
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: some kind of That's why I like got managed. Just

813
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: Gord Lovett, for his character, seemed to be the victim

814
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: of this woman's aggression when it's really like, well, why

815
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: did you go home with this girl who was nothing

816
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: but mean? Do you before that? And I'm not saying

817
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: he deserved that because he like asked for it, but yeah,

818
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: I mean when I've been doing press about F boy

819
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, how did you know the difference between

820
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: that boy and I'm like, if I'm attracted to them,

821
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: they're probably an F boy. And that's because I need

822
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: to work on myself to be attracted to something that's

823
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: not like I have some agency in the fact that

824
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: I've been manipulated and heartbroken by men. So both could

825
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: be true. I guess I guess you could say I do.

826
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: I should have had a little bit more agency. Also,

827
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: they had power over me, so I couldn't do it.

828
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like these women shouldn't have

829
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: been wearing the highest Italian fashions. I mean, if you're

830
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: gonna wear a Valentino, you're gonna get your for that.

831
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: But no, I mean I never uh like in a

832
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: position of power with someone like Cuomo who just like

833
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: thinks he's above everything. You think they're better than everyone, doesn't.

834
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: He always looks sweaty. He just looks like he's always sweaty,

835
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: and he probably has a wife beater on underneath. And

836
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: if that man tried to like hug me or molest me,

837
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: I would be frozen in fear and allow it because

838
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: he has this like intimidated like give him what he

839
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: wants vibe and that, And honestly he looks sweaty and

840
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: deranged like he could hurt you. That's the thing people

841
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: always go, why didn't like with the Louis thing of

842
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: did he block the door he was masturbating in the

843
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: in front of the women. He didn't block the door.

844
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: When a guy is jerking off in front of you

845
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, even if it's not out of nowhere,

846
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: even when he goes I'm about to say about my dick,

847
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: Is that cool? And it's just even that statement is

848
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. As a woman, you just don't know

849
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: what you show your teeth and then he goes, never

850
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 1: mind putting my dick away. Let's get to the next

851
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: story too much. Uh okay, this one and I don't

852
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: know if the doozy uh, it's I think the story.

853
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: Second story always has to be a doozy no matter what. Okay.

854
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: Many parents are saying no to sleepovers because of anxieties

855
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: like sexual abuse, but child development experts say sleepovers can

856
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: be important developmental step for children, helping them navigate independence, practicetibility,

857
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: and gain exposure different family cultures like Italians. I would

858
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: be reluctant to allow um my daughter or son who

859
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: was of an age. Well, you remember sleep, I mean sleep,

860
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: But when I was a kid, it was so cool

861
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: to sleep like age. Did you guys start sleepovers? Well,

862
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: my parents literally sent us to sleepover camp for two months.

863
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: They sent my little brother to sleep away camp when

864
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: he was six for two months, six years old. That

865
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: the most wild thing you've ever heard. And it wasn't

866
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: even our camp that we were at. It was a

867
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: camp like a couple of miles down the road. But

868
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: he was six. I mean it is that makes that

869
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: breaks my heart for a year. I mean I was like,

870
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: I think I was eight or nine when I got

871
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: sent to but anyways, Sleepover wanted to go. That's different.

872
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: I would just be worried about any men that live

873
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: at the house, any fathers, brothers. If I had a

874
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: daughter or a son um and if I think at

875
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: about the age of like thirteen, I would be like

876
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: we and I'm not a parent, and I have no

877
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: idea what I would actually do, So just please listen

878
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 1: to this with a grain of salt. Is someone who's

879
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: not a parent, and so I don't understand what it's

880
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: actually like. But I would think that I would be

881
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: a little bit cautious under the age of thirteen. If

882
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: I had a child that was I would I would

883
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: need to prepare them that if anything ever happened. I

884
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: would probably give the same dog my mom gave. Would

885
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: just never be alone with a man in a room

886
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: if if if he looks like someone that could hold

887
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: you down and like you couldn't get away, don't be

888
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: alone because and if and if you are like I

889
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: don't know, hold your phone so it does that emergency thing.

890
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't I would be just like cautious of the

891
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: adult men at sleepover as more so than the bullying

892
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: that might happen from the children. But don't you, like

893
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: I remember sleepovers? I I don't. I mean, I know,

894
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: obviously this happens, but I just don't remember to parents

895
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: ever really being it be like me and Jeff are

896
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: gonna go play Sega for six hours and then sleep

897
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, I just don't remember hanging out

898
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: with the parents that at all. And I'm not saying

899
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: that that. I just wonder, like how close do you

900
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: have to be with the other parents to feel comfortable

901
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: sending your kid that, Like could it just be another

902
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 1: kid on the team and you don't really even never

903
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: met the father? Or like how how well should the

904
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: parents don't know? I would want to just like know

905
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: what kind of house they're going to. I would want to.

906
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: I would just want to meet the parents because I

907
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: feel like I could not that you can always get

908
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: a vibe of who's gonna molest your child or not.

909
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: Certainly that's not the case. These people are great at

910
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: grooming and convincing everyone in a child's life that they're

911
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:41,479
Speaker 1: in good hands. Um, But no, I would I would

912
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: be uh, I would just make sure my child knows

913
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: that uh they or I would do my best because

914
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: you can never know for sure, to make sure that

915
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: my child is comfortable telling me anything weird that happens.

916
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: And it's okay to make a huge scene if you

917
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable at all, and that you will never be

918
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 1: I will never or be mad at you for um,

919
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: like being scared of something that isn't actually there or something,

920
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And yeah, and I also

921
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: think that like there is in the article it talks

922
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: about how like you should give your kid the ability

923
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: to have freedom to then make choices even if they

924
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: are uncomfortable, not like molestation, but like something you know,

925
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: just going somewhere else. If you shelter them too much,

926
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: essentially you're they're not going to become good adults. So

927
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: there is a line there. Do you remember any like

928
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: sleepovers for yourself, like that we're weird or or not weird,

929
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: like sexually weird, but like that we're funny or anything.

930
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: Would you have a lot of sleep over? You know? Yeah,

931
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: I mean that's all my friends and I did was

932
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: sleep over at each other's houses. And it was like

933
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: the most fun thing. I would never deny my children

934
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: that experience because it was just it created such one

935
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: of my first ever sleepovers, I called I had to

936
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: leave because I was crying in the middle of night

937
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: because because I always working to Freddy Krueger. You know,

938
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: have they sent me to a boot camp and crying

939
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: about Freddy Krueger. Yeah, I was like I was like

940
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: eight or something. I was like crying and my mom

941
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: had to come get me at like two in the morning.

942
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep through the night. She had a drunk

943
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: drive over there. Yeah, well she yeah, she she picked

944
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: me up on her bike, a bicycle and dragged me

945
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: home on pegs. But yeah, one time I got I

946
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: was a sleepover. Did you face conferences for that at school?

947
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: Did people make fun of you? Do you remember anyone

948
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: making fun of you for that? I don't think the

949
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: kid went to my school. I think he was on

950
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: my team. And no, I never faced concert not that

951
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: I know of. I'm sure they probably talk you. Parents

952
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: probably changed schools for you. They're like, we don't want

953
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: you to have to do with the fallout from this.

954
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: We're going to switch school, send you away to a

955
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: Remember one time we were billow fighting me and my friends,

956
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: and I fell back. I hit my head on the

957
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: corner of the fire h like a fire pit or

958
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: like whatever what is it called fireplace? Fireplace, and I

959
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: cracked my head open, gushing blood and I'm just running

960
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: around with blood coming down, going you did it? Now?

961
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: You didn't. Now, that's a hilarious thing that we saying.

962
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it means. It sounds like

963
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: something your mom was sometimes something you got from a mom.

964
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: Oh well you did it now, Like you know how

965
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: like kids to kind of pick up things that they're

966
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: at saying, like there's that one little girl that goes, well,

967
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: if the monster shows up, I'm gonna I'm gonna be like,

968
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: what are you doing to here? Rassle? But there's a

969
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: little girl that's like my rogue asshole and it's like,

970
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: oh you know that girl, here's her dad dog like that.

971
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: Um No, I I went the bed. Uh And I

972
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: just pretended like I blacked it out because it was

973
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: so traumatic. I went the bed in. Um. I was

974
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 1: a bedwinter until fourth grade. But third grade I went

975
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: to bed at Molly Colier's and Ellie Bog and Molly

976
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: were there and m Monday morning at school there was

977
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: show and tell, and Molly didn't have anything to show,

978
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: so she raised her hand and told the whole I'm

979
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: not joking, you raised her hand. And this was at

980
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: a point in my life where I would go to

981
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 1: the nurse every day because I was just so scared

982
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: of I was like a dork and no one liked me,

983
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: and so I'd go to the nurse every day and

984
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: just be sick so I could go home. And I

985
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: thought about running away from school multiple times. Like I

986
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: just like hated be I hate. I was just like

987
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: had no friends and like with such a dork and like, yeah,

988
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: I just hated it. And Molly was like my first friend.

989
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: And then Ellie became her friend. And Ellie was like, uh,

990
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: supreme bully and uh. And I went the bed and

991
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: either Molly or Ellie shared with the class that Nikki

992
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: Glazer Nikki what the bed at um? I think it

993
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: was Ellie. She was like Nicky with the bed at

994
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: Molly's house. On went on Friday night, and I'm not joking,

995
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: you would We had a substitute teacher that day. I

996
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: went over to his desk and said, I have to go.

997
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: I was like after Show and Tell. I think she

998
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: got yelled at for sharing it everyone. Like I think

999
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: I blacked out because I don't remember the response because

1000
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: it must have been terrible. And I walked over to

1001
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: the desk and I remember saying, um, you know, I

1002
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: waited long enough that it didn't seem connected, but I

1003
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: was like, I don't feel good. Can I go to

1004
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: the nurse? And I remember the substitut teacher was like

1005
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: a like a boy, he was probably in his twenties,

1006
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: and he just goes he I remember him knowing that

1007
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: he knew I was lying, but that he was like, yeah,

1008
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: get out of here, kid, and like it was just

1009
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: like I know what you're running from right now. And

1010
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: I remember being so embarrassed that he knew and like

1011
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: almost literally had almost written it already for me and

1012
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: was like I was just waiting for you to come

1013
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: up here and get out of here. And I went

1014
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,919
Speaker 1: to the nurse and just like you know, cried and

1015
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: then my mom got a call from the counselor. In

1016
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: fourth grade, Um, I had suffered with like the embarrassment

1017
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: of that all through third grade into fourth grade and

1018
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Molly and I had no friends. I almost going to

1019
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: cry because it was like the worst time. That's when

1020
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: I met Kristen was fourth grade, thank god, because I

1021
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: had no friends. But I remember Mrs Pole was our

1022
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: counselor at our school. She would always come in with

1023
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: like a puppet dragon to talk about about the dangers

1024
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 1: of smoking or whatever. I don't know, like that's probably

1025
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: too young for that on your hand, what I just

1026
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: feel like that might be a thing from what keep going.

1027
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know what. I just wonder

1028
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: what you were doing just that and who wrote that

1029
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: for you? So so then so she walked in. I

1030
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,479
Speaker 1: don't even know what you said, division, I'm not getting

1031
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: your train of thought at all. So she walked in.

1032
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: I remember my fourth grade class. This is months and months,

1033
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's the whole school year after that incident.

1034
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: She walks into my class, and I all I want

1035
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: is to be invisible. I don't ever want anyone to

1036
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: single me out, you know, being in trouble or being

1037
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: singled as like the worst um thing I could imagine

1038
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: are being on the show singled out and so um,

1039
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: she walked in my class like disrupted Mrs Heatherington's lesson.

1040
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: You know, she popped in you know, when the door opens,

1041
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: everyone the class turns is like Someone's at the door,

1042
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: and Miss Heatherington's like, yes, Mrs Bowl and she was like, hey,

1043
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 1: can I see Nicky Glazer? And I remember just being

1044
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: like what the fund could this be? I've never been

1045
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: like singled at. She was like, can I see Nicky Glazer?

1046
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: Only Miss bull only grabbed kids that were like come

1047
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: from divorced families and those kids get to like come

1048
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: and go to this special class. She called called me

1049
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: to her office and she was like, is anything going

1050
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: on in your life that you want to talk about?

1051
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: And I was just like no, and she was like

1052
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: are you sure. I was just like no, and I

1053
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: was just freaked out. I felt like I was I

1054
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: don't know what I did. And she was like, maybe

1055
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: something that happened at Molly's house and I was just

1056
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: like what. This was a year later, like the next

1057
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: school year, and I was just like no, and she

1058
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: was like, maybe you wet the bet And I was

1059
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: just like, how does this woman know? This woman? I mean,

1060
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: at the time, I think she was cold. I thought

1061
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: she was cold calling parents, trying to drudge up business,

1062
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: being like does your kid have any developmental issues that

1063
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: they that I can maybe talk to them about. But

1064
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: what I now think is that I was just so

1065
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: fucked up and I was obviously something was happening with

1066
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: me that Mrs Heatherington had told Mrs Pole like like,

1067
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: call Nikki's mom and figure out what's going on. And

1068
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: my mom ratted me out and said, Nikki, what the

1069
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: bet at Molly Colliers and is being bullied for it?

1070
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: And so my mom. I remember never trusting my mom

1071
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: again because she had told Mrs Poel my secret that

1072
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: she wouldn't have known, and it was humiliating and became

1073
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: the issue. It was just awful. So you have to

1074
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: go into class though like you were, you would think

1075
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: you would think about what I remember wedding I was.

1076
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: It was the first time I thought I have to

1077
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: kill me. I don't want to cry. It was like

1078
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: the like to be in fourth grade and think you

1079
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: want to kill yourself. Um. I did not expect to cry,

1080
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: just out because I just realized, like that was like,

1081
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: that's so sad for like an eight year old, Like

1082
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 1: I think that they're gonna have Like I just remember

1083
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: being like, I'm gonna have to kill myself one day

1084
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: because if if anyone ever, like if anyone else, if

1085
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: this keeps following me, or like I just actually I

1086
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: just knew that I would have to like that that

1087
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: it was. I'm so glad more people didn't find out,

1088
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: because I would, like I was that you to, But

1089
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 1: I just remember, for some reason, I remember the moment

1090
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: I realized I was gonna have to kill myself when

1091
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: I was in fourth grade. I was like I was

1092
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: staring at a blinking VCR for some reason, it was

1093
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: probably like the spot at least staring at a blinking

1094
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 1: I just remember a blinking twelve o'clock, you know, when

1095
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: it's like reaset. It was like late at night at

1096
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: my cousin's house, and I was like, I can't believe

1097
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: I have to kill myself, Like I don't I want

1098
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: to like keep living, but I can't if this. And

1099
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: it was like, um, I think I was like scared

1100
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: it was gonna get out a little bit more or

1101
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: something like there was something that was happening like on Monday,

1102
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out if everyone knows or no one knows,

1103
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: And it was like and and then it just became

1104
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 1: so beautifully ironic that like now I make my living

1105
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: off of saying like the most embarrassing things, like I

1106
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: remember thinking like if anyone finds out, I'll die, I will.

1107
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: I didn't really know how I was going to do it,

1108
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: but I just remember being like, I don't want to die,

1109
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: but I like have to. And that just made me

1110
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: cry because I just realized how fucking set like if

1111
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: if I have read an eight year old who wanted

1112
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: to kill themselves, Like how awful like for a child

1113
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: to feel that way? Like I don't think until this moment,

1114
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: I realized that that thought had crossed my mind at

1115
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: such a young age, and it just makes me very

1116
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: sad for like my young self. So I'm sorry crying.

1117
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: Let's get to why do I care? Oh, we're gonna

1118
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: go to break break quick. That's gonna do it? A

1119
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: chair gears Andrew's weekly sports moment. All right, pants you ready?

1120
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: It's peep bad? I didn't pants on? Why that a sleepover?

1121
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: Probably Italian dad there. I probably had a little like, uh,

1122
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: you know, ninety downing. Okay, we have to go, come on, okay.

1123
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: Becky Hammon, who will be entering the A season as

1124
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: an assistant coach in the NBA, is considered to be

1125
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: one of the top coaching candidates, and she doesn't want

1126
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: an NBA team to check a box and hiring her

1127
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: as a head coach, so she might be up or

1128
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: she is up for a head coaching role, first woman

1129
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: head coach ever in the NBA. Yeah, And she just

1130
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: made a big statement about like, I don't want to

1131
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: be hired because I'm a woman I wanted. I don't

1132
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: want it to be that be the headline for the

1133
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: rest of my life. I just want to be a

1134
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: person that gets a job because I'm qualified for it,

1135
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: which is so annoying that she even has to make

1136
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: a statement like that. But I mean, I think it's

1137
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: important to make a statement like that. But I I

1138
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: really care about this because I relate to this as

1139
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: like someone who constantly gets a question of being a

1140
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: female in comedy, being a male dominated profession. What's it

1141
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: like to be a woman? There's your next Comedians of lady.

1142
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: You know, I don't get any more because I'm famous

1143
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: enough that I have a name for myself, But so

1144
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: often you your whole identity as being a woman in

1145
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: stand up and I just never thought of myself as

1146
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: a woman, and I just didn't think I was different

1147
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: than the guys I compared myself to men um so

1148
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: I kind of get that of being like, wait, why

1149
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: do I so? I'm I'm like held to a less

1150
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: a small like the bar isn't as high for me,

1151
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: and like if I'm even as good as men, people

1152
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: are like, whoa, she's really good, Like I want to

1153
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: be as good as Chappelle, not like whatever. But the

1154
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: thing is, there's not really like any women. Chapelle's all

1155
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: the best of all, the one all the men who

1156
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: are the kings of stand up and the ones that

1157
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: we go are like the legends. Uh. Joan Rivers is

1158
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: the only female stand up that like even gets close

1159
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: to that. I mean, you could say Ellen, but she's

1160
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: more of a talk show host now and and no

1161
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: one's really like they don't put her up there with

1162
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: Carlin prior Chappelle, Rock Seinfeld. I mean, the list goes

1163
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: on and on. For male stand ups, there's not we

1164
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: will give credit to female stand ups for sure, and

1165
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: there's some that you know, have big names, but not

1166
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I mean I think like she isn't

1167
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: a sport too. I think there's certain sports, like if

1168
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: a head coach was in the NFL was a woman,

1169
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: it would be uh, even more surprising because most women,

1170
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: you know, don't actually play football, women play basketball, Women

1171
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: understand basketball could demand men man game. The men game

1172
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: be a little different because you know, they dunk more

1173
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: and ship like that. But she has a great understanding

1174
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: of it. And there's plenty of male coaches in the

1175
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: NBA that never played in the NBA that probably did.

1176
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: You haven't play as much as her. Okay, let me

1177
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: just this is the end of discussion. It's it's just

1178
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: reiterating your point. I used to watch female gymnastics, and

1179
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: I used to think Bella Caroli, What a funk is

1180
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: this old fat Russian man screaming at this little girl

1181
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: about how she didn't land it right? You couldn't walk

1182
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: a straight line if your life depended on it, you

1183
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 1: old booze bag? How dare you tell a woman how

1184
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: to flip and and and admonish her for not He

1185
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: couldn't Did he ever flip? Though? That's only as a kid,

1186
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: Like he wasn't a gymnast. That would be my argument

1187
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: is that at one point he was a gym My

1188
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: point is is like at one point she you know,

1189
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: these people never even played football. But I see what

1190
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: you're saying. I see what you're saying. Did this woman

1191
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: play basketball? Yes? Yes, I don't know her like history,

1192
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: but I'm almost a thousand percent she played a ton

1193
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: of basketball. Coaching does not require you to be a man,

1194
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: but for some reason we we think it does. Yeah. Yeah,

1195
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 1: when you think coach, I mean unless it's of a

1196
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: female league, you you would never hear coach and think, well,

1197
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: and how are these big men listening to a little

1198
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: girl like that's like good? I would never be able

1199
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: to listen to her. I mean, it's just misogyny and

1200
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: runs so fucking deep, and I know it's not most

1201
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: men um and I don't like and they can't help it.

1202
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: They can't help it. It's just the way she gets

1203
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: the job. And even a woman can be lasting. Let's

1204
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: get the fan trax fan Trax Mega. Yes, alright, fan Trax,

1205
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: Let's do it. This is uh the listener mail messages

1206
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: voice mail from from our besties? Uh what what? Who

1207
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: are we starting with? Noah? Let's go with Emily. All right,

1208
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: Emily voice memo, Hi, no Jerkie. I'm Emily from Sacramento.

1209
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: I'm a longtime listener and fan of you guys. Um, So,

1210
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: I just finished listening to the podcast called A Kangaroo

1211
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: Stampede of Emotions. I've been traveling for the last full

1212
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: of weeks, so I wasn't able to listen to the

1213
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: podcast very much, and I'm so glad I tuned back

1214
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: and for this one, I laughed a lot and then

1215
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: I cried and it was really beautiful. Like you, NICKI,

1216
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: I struggle with perfection and feeling like I'm not good enough,

1217
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,919
Speaker 1: so I just appreciate you in the message you shared

1218
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: on the pod. I can't wait to see you guys

1219
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: in San Francisco in December. I promise you could never

1220
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: disappoint me. Also a quick story I wanted to share.

1221
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 1: My boyfriend was picking something on his back yesterday and

1222
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 1: asked me to take a look at it. It was

1223
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: a war and the first thing I said when I

1224
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: saw it was, you know who would love to pick

1225
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: up that nicky glazer? Alright, all the swells guys. Love

1226
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: you guys so much. I I love you so much.

1227
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: Thank you concise beautiful message. You know you can tell

1228
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: she wrote out the first part and was like reading it,

1229
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: I appreciate the effort that goes into like being like

1230
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to just like I don't want to ramble,

1231
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: I might perfection And yeah, it's so sweet that little cuty.

1232
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: I wonder what she wrote it on, like her notes

1233
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: and her phone or like if she wrote it by hand.

1234
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: That is so nice. Um, thank you for thank you

1235
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: for relating to that perfectionism and um that episode in

1236
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: which I had a lot of emotions and um and

1237
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: and and today you've heard them too. They're they're coming

1238
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: out a little uh like fits. I like I I

1239
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: told you yesterday, I feel like a clenched fist, Like

1240
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: I feel so much anxiety recently, not anxiety, but just

1241
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: like I just am so print up and I think

1242
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: it's just getting Sometimes it just sneaks out and I

1243
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: can't help it. It's like, uh like P when well,

1244
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: when you're sleeping in third grade or when you're like

1245
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 1: a yeah, when you're like a you know, an older

1246
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: woman and you like laugh and you pee and you

1247
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 1: start wearing like diapers. I think maybe it's not a

1248
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: woman thing, but I just know that most of people

1249
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: I talked to our women that like start leaking P

1250
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: when they laugh. I don't know. That's how I feel

1251
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: about crying now, it's just like God, why it's like

1252
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: it's out of nowhere, like it's the sun is shining,

1253
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: and like you're like, is it raining? And then it's

1254
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: bird ship. Yeah. So thank you. That was a that

1255
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: was a lovely note and it really made me feel

1256
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: great when you said there's no way you could be

1257
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: disappointed me. That like really puts the pressure off. Thank you, Jack, Hey, besties,

1258
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: Jack from Kansas City here. I just listened to the

1259
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: episode that came out today, it's like the fourth of

1260
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: August or something where we got into the little spiraling

1261
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 1: Reddit post situation UM, and just felt compelled to leave

1262
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: this voice memo. I just wanted to say that I

1263
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 1: feel like for every person that has like those thoughts

1264
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: or makes those posts, there's even more people who just

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01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: find it relatable. Myself included. Sometimes I find myself questioning

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01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: myself that didn't sound right. Why I relate to this

1267
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: podcast and much being at twenty three year old white

1268
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: straight man. I don't really know why all of that

1269
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: makes a difference, but either way, I find it very

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01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: relatable and enjoyable. UM, and I loved what you said

1271
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: a couple I don't know if it was weeks or

1272
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: episodes ago about how this is what you want to

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01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: do forever, so buckle up for the long haul. I

1274
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: just love that. I'm excited for that. And then I

1275
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: also figured, while I'm here, I would give you probably

1276
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: my worst mispronunciation of all time. Uh. In college, I

1277
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 1: got invited to a scholarship banquet and I was reading

1278
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: out the agenda to a group of friends and the

1279
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: first thing on the agenda was at whatever time, um,

1280
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 1: I said that they were starting with horrors divorce, which

1281
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: was which was just orders. Why is that whores do divorce?

1282
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: You know, because they're just horrors and they can't stop fucking,

1283
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: I can't keep a relationship. Um. So funny. Every time

1284
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: I think of Mors, I just think of those eggs

1285
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: with the dogs. Yeah, those are white trash. I feel

1286
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,919
Speaker 1: like they could be a white trash order. But they're

1287
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: also in like like really nice functions. Or maybe I'm

1288
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: white trash, and I think that makes function classies. You know,

1289
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: when it's classy. They put a little that red pepper

1290
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: I think, or paprika that might be described things and

1291
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 1: you get you're like, oh, yes, but that's funnier to say.

1292
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: It's like red, red colored dust or whatever you said. Um,

1293
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: thank you so much. That is uh. First of all,

1294
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: you should have written it down first before, I mean

1295
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: a little little ram. I'm just kidding. No, I loved it.

1296
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: I don't require anyone. Please do not think that you

1297
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: have to. I like, I like both versions. Whatever works

1298
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: for you. Jack Um. Thank you so much for relating

1299
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 1: to the show and for also saying that, UM, yeah,

1300
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 1: I know, I I guess I don't know, you know,

1301
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 1: like you read one bad comment and you forget all

1302
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: the good things and um and yeah, and I assume

1303
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: that people I like when my U, the people that

1304
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:22,599
Speaker 1: I enjoyed enjoy watching our show me their flaws and

1305
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 1: show me there the worst side of their character, because

1306
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 1: I think that so much of me growing up and

1307
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: looking at people like that, I would idolize Jennifer Aniston's

1308
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,720
Speaker 1: and Jennifer love Hewitts and like, you know, just like anyone,

1309
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:43,080
Speaker 1: all the Jennifers, Jennifer Coolidge, Jennifer um Gray, um, everyone.

1310
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: You know, celebrities didn't have flaws until the past couple

1311
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 1: of years, Like it just became kind of in to

1312
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 1: show your flaws and like that's like a really an

1313
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 1: admirable thing when I grew up, like they all seemed perfect.

1314
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: There was never anything wrong with any of these people,

1315
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 1: and so I just I'm just doing I'm showing those

1316
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 1: sides of myself because I it makes me feel free.

1317
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: And it also I know that, um, someone out there

1318
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 1: that might put me on a pedestal, it's nice to

1319
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: knock me off it. So you just know that, Like

1320
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: the stars are just like yeah, just like but yeah,

1321
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 1: I uh, that's why tabloids were so big back in

1322
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:26,640
Speaker 1: the day. It's like Jennifer Aniston eats a donut, you know.

1323
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: It's like that's why that ship was so big back then,

1324
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: the worst beach bodies. I fucking loved looking at people's

1325
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: cell like Celebrity Cellulite. Yeah, I would buy a magazine

1326
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,040
Speaker 1: called Celebrity Cellulite back and like I would have bought that,

1327
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: like just to see their flaws. I was so hungry

1328
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 1: for these people to show me that they were like me,

1329
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 1: or that I could be them, or you know, it's

1330
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 1: just so nice when you hear people have flaws, they say, oh,

1331
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: we don't show our flaws or our personal life because

1332
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: you can't then separate that from the when you're watching

1333
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,799
Speaker 1: a show or whatever. It's like I can know Jennifer

1334
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: Aniston has cellulite and still think she's great in the

1335
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 1: morning show, like, or I can know that she you know,

1336
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,680
Speaker 1: fucking takes ships on Wednesdays on top of you know,

1337
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: dresser whatever. It is something that it wouldn't like I

1338
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,679
Speaker 1: couldn't not separate it. We want them to be perfect

1339
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 1: even though they're playing roles, like we know they're being fake,

1340
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: like they're doing They're not themselves in the role they're playing,

1341
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 1: so why do we need to think that they're It's

1342
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: it is interesting, but there are sometimes though that you

1343
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,759
Speaker 1: see a celebrity that you have put on a pestle

1344
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 1: and they are they do have like a human moment,

1345
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: like when Taylor Swift does something that like quote unquote

1346
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 1: disappoints me where I'm like, oh, I wish she was

1347
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: cooler about that. It's like I get mad because it's

1348
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: like I want her to be perfect. I want more.

1349
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: I expect more perfectionism from her than I would expect

1350
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,800
Speaker 1: for myself. And it's just even though I love her,

1351
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 1: because she writes songs about not being perfect and having

1352
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,160
Speaker 1: complex feelings, So I get caught on both sides of it.

1353
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:10,280
Speaker 1: Still to this day, do we have any Do we

1354
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 1: have one more to take us into our final though?

1355
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: This one's from Nicole. Yeah, good name, Hey Niki, Andrew

1356
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: and Noah. For one second, this is the hottest voice

1357
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 1: I think we ever got. It's not hot, it's like

1358
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: it's it's a smr dude, it's soothing and shit. Wait,

1359
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 1: let's start it again. Everyone, Just like, get cozy with

1360
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: a cup of tea, mask on, don't hit your head

1361
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,400
Speaker 1: on the back of the fireplace and scream oh now

1362
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 1: didn't now, um, but yeah, just get cozy next to fireplace,

1363
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: and let's take in Nicole's uh, soothing, soft spoken voice. Hey, Niki,

1364
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:56,120
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. I know that you asked for more

1365
01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 1: hay babe moment, so here is mine. Um. A couple

1366
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 1: of years ago, when I was at the hairdresser one time,

1367
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:07,759
Speaker 1: I had to answer a phone call for some reason,

1368
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 1: and after I hung up, my hairdresser goes, you know,

1369
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:18,120
Speaker 1: you would have a great phone sex voice, and I

1370
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: never went to him again. Thank oh my god, Well

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01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:28,800
Speaker 1: she'st I am so sorry to I am so we

1372
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 1: did not though we had no idea. And by the way,

1373
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 1: I want to I want to say, if you replay

1374
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,840
Speaker 1: the tape, I did not say sexy. I said that

1375
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 1: to me. There was nothing sexy about voice. Yeah, yeah,

1376
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: you could make so much money if you did, UM

1377
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 1: phone sex now SMR you you really could, I mean, girl,

1378
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 1: look into it. I would. I mean they do it. Yea.

1379
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 1: It definitely has been done. And some people think SMR

1380
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: sexual and it's not. I guess for some people do is.

1381
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, that's a really inappropriate comment for um,

1382
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,680
Speaker 1: you know, your favorite podcast co host or a hairdresser

1383
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,080
Speaker 1: to make about your voice when you're just trying to

1384
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,240
Speaker 1: answer your phone or be a good fan and leave

1385
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,639
Speaker 1: a voice memo. You know, that was so funny, Nicole.

1386
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,360
Speaker 1: I hope you laughed at that. And I love that

1387
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,680
Speaker 1: there's only two people in the world listening to this,

1388
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 1: Noah and Nicole, who knew how I how ironic it

1389
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: was that we said that about her voice. But Nicole,

1390
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:34,720
Speaker 1: I mean that voice is so good. It's so good.

1391
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: How do you walk around with a voice like that?

1392
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 1: I mean, like I would be putting myself to sleep

1393
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 1: all the time, like it's beautiful. It's I mean, I

1394
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 1: really got tingles in the back of my head in

1395
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: a way that I needed that after I cried before,

1396
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: Like I, that just felt so soothing, like a hug

1397
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 1: from my mom. Um. That not the mom that I have,

1398
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,200
Speaker 1: because that feels weird. That would feel out of out

1399
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,280
Speaker 1: of character for her to give me a comforting hug

1400
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: because she doesn't love me, but because it's just not

1401
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 1: in her nature. But um, that felt really good. That

1402
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 1: felt so Nicky. And hey, hey Nicki, wait, I wanted

1403
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 1: to even dry to Wait, Hey, hey new drinky, I

1404
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: can't even do it. It's like it's I don't have

1405
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: the capabilities to be that soothing. We have to go,

1406
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 1: I have to go catch up. Wait, let's do it again, Hey, Nicki,

1407
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah, I know that you asked for more

1408
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:36,920
Speaker 1: bathe moment. Oh my god, Nicole, Okay, I am horny

1409
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 1: now you know. I take it. I take it back.

1410
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: I I actually I'm on board. I think, Um, I

1411
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 1: want to go to your hair styles because he has uh,

1412
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 1: he's he's got a good year. Yeah, nick let's end

1413
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,760
Speaker 1: it with a SMR. Ready I'll go first, and then

1414
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 1: you ended. I don't go. You guys, thank you so

1415
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:02,439
Speaker 1: much for listening to this weekend you have all the swells.

1416
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 1: Oh good, Hi guys, thank you for listening. That was

1417
01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 1: me crumbling up a note from one of our besties

1418
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:13,800
Speaker 1: that I was going to read but I forgot to,

1419
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 1: so shout out to Will Jones. Um, he said, give

1420
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: me a shout out on the pod. I read your

1421
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: note and thank you so much for sending it to

1422
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 1: me and writing it on the back of a random

1423
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: piece of paper. And um, I love you and thank

1424
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,479
Speaker 1: you so much. We'll see you on Monday. Have a

1425
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 1: great weekend. Don't be Cat and shar