Speaker 1: Second date update date. We got an email from a
Speaker 1: guy who wanted a second date update, and after I
Speaker 1: read it, there was no question that we were going
Speaker 1: to have him on. Why do I feel like you're
Speaker 1: already laughing? What is that smile? Because there were two
Speaker 1: points from it that stood out. Okay. One is that
Speaker 1: the police got involved. Oh okay, that's why you're smiling.
Speaker 1: You love a man in a uniform. That's not even
Speaker 1: the best part. Though, that's not the best part. Can
Speaker 1: you believe that? Okay? We received an email saying law
Speaker 1: enforcement is present on my first date, and there's something
Speaker 1: even better than that date. He said his date looked
Speaker 1: like Anne Hathaway with bigger boobs. That true, Jenny Police, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does, Zach, tell me more about this curvy Anne Hathaway.
Speaker 1: What's her name? I'm just trying to describe her. That's
Speaker 1: like an objective to descripture. It got my attention. You know,
Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway, Princess diaries, real sex symbol. There never Hathaway
Speaker 1: or someone. What is her name? Her name is Scarlett Scarlet?
Speaker 1: Maybe just all because of Scarlett Jr. Hanson, but whatever,
Speaker 1: for sure, where'd you meet Scarlett? It's a pretty funny story.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear the whole thing? Probably not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's usually how these work. You tell us the whole story.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with just the highlights. Could we get
Speaker 1: just the highlights. I was out in my kayak and
Speaker 1: I'm sort of in the middle of the lake, and
Speaker 1: I see this woman waving at me from sort of afar.
Speaker 1: She was out on would look to be a rowboat,
Speaker 1: So of course I row over and see what's going on.
Speaker 1: Apparently she had rented this little roboat, but she lost
Speaker 1: her oars in the water. Yeah, she's stuck there, I guess. Oh,
Speaker 1: stuck out in the middle of the lake. Damsel in distress. Oh,
Speaker 1: lucky you, I guess. So I was just thinking, you
Speaker 1: know whatever, she's in trouble. So I have her to
Speaker 1: take her back to shore. And she was really nice.
Speaker 1: She was obviously really grateful, and I took her back
Speaker 1: to the rental shop because that was the right thing
Speaker 1: to do. And she had paved the oars that she
Speaker 1: lost in the water somehow. But she said, this is
Speaker 1: okay if I make it up to you by buying
Speaker 1: you dinner, Okay, I love a girl, asked a guy
Speaker 1: out Yeah, that's a big sign, Like she totally could
Speaker 1: have ghosted you after that. And yeah, Jenner didn't last
Speaker 1: very long. Why he had the cops. We forgot about
Speaker 1: the cops. We got wrapped up in Anne Hathaway with
Speaker 1: the boobs. Yeah, so what happened to dinner? Well started
Speaker 1: off great, boy, we're talking. We're talking about all kind
Speaker 1: of TV music or believes it right, We're talking about
Speaker 1: all kinds of things. We're hitting it off, sure, and
Speaker 1: sort of in the middle of the conversation is weirdest
Speaker 1: thing that's never happened to be on a date? Hunting? Okay,
Speaker 1: a police officer comes into the restaurant, walks straight up
Speaker 1: to our table, looks at her, and he says, are
Speaker 1: you scarlets? What? And she says yes, And she says
Speaker 1: you're under a rest Please get out of the booth.
Speaker 1: Oh god, she got arrested on your date, handcuffs, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out a right, I'm like, what is going on? Dude?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking in that moment? Thinking what he
Speaker 1: I was seriously breaking out like like am I safe?
Speaker 1: I don't know who my associating with Haway would never
Speaker 1: get arrested. I mean some sort of accomplice happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I asked the cop. You know, I'm like, hey, is
Speaker 1: there some sort of mistaker. He's like, sir, you need
Speaker 1: to stay in your seat, of course, taking a bad girl.
Speaker 1: So wait, I mean, was there any hints into what
Speaker 1: she was arrested for? Do you have any idea? Well,
Speaker 1: he said something about an outstanding warrant. But that's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretture, that's all he said. She's not
Speaker 1: getting all emotional, you know, she's about to cry, so
Speaker 1: to run, and I'm like, I'm about to cry to
Speaker 1: the whole restaurant. I'm staring at it. So what happens?
Speaker 1: I mean you already rescued her once? Did you save
Speaker 1: her again? Yeah, it wasn't so easy to stun. I mean,
Speaker 1: so they take her away and you're just left sitting there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there in the fastaurant staring at me now right,
Speaker 1: and I'm watching him. He puts her in the back
Speaker 1: of the car and he drives off. Whoa dude, Yeah over,
Speaker 1: So I'm not just gonna like stick around. I'm just
Speaker 1: standing there. So I pay for the food really quickly,
Speaker 1: and then on my way home, I try calling her.
Speaker 1: Of course it goes straight and I don't think you're
Speaker 1: going to be her one call. I keep going, like
Speaker 1: the next day I call her, someone picks up the phone,
Speaker 1: but then hangs up. Oh my gosh, have you checked
Speaker 1: the news? I mean, I haven't seen anything on the news,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if they'll make the news. If
Speaker 1: it was all the news, it'd be like like it'd
Speaker 1: be a big deal if she was on the nes.
Speaker 1: So that's a good thing you didn't see her on
Speaker 1: the news, I think. So what do you want to
Speaker 1: do now? You want to call her phone number the jail?
Speaker 1: He's still walked up. Do you know, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: All I have is her phone number and it's been
Speaker 1: four days. I know, anyone to do? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: right now, just whittling, someone picked up the fie hung up.
Speaker 1: So I mean somebody has her phone, maybe you can
Speaker 1: find I mean, what do you but wait, do you
Speaker 1: want to go out with her again? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I just want to know what the hell happened. And
Speaker 1: but some sort of mistake or something, Yeah, they're gonna happen.
Speaker 1: We really had her off. Yeah, Okay, dude, I want
Speaker 1: to know what happened dramatic. Okay, let's play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and we'll try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, man, all right, great things. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on the second date update. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second date update, we're on the phone.
Speaker 1: Was Zach and Zach's first date ended in handcuffs? Oh?
Speaker 1: He was typically a good thing. Yeah, this wasn't a
Speaker 1: good guy, because in the middle of dinner, only thirty
Speaker 1: minutes into the date, a police officer walked in, went
Speaker 1: right up to their table and placed his date, Scarlet
Speaker 1: under arrest. Oh my god, you're hoping he's a stripper,
Speaker 1: put her in handcuffs that she had a warrant out,
Speaker 1: and then took her away in his car. So Zach
Speaker 1: was obviously confused. Is still confused because he doesn't know
Speaker 1: what happened, and now he's kind of worried, wondering if
Speaker 1: we can maybe help figure out what was going on
Speaker 1: with his date Scarlet. Zach, how you feeling now? I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm baffling. I'm hoping he gets your help. Have
Speaker 1: you thought of like crimes that would be okay for
Speaker 1: you to keep dating and crimes that you wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to date her anymore. It's funny, but it's a good question. Totally. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about that like every day. Like you know,
Speaker 1: she hadn't paid a series of parking tickets. I'd be
Speaker 1: okay with that. Okay, Yeah, that's good. Some embezzlement. Maybe.
Speaker 1: I don't think the cops though, like break into a
Speaker 1: restaurant and take you away parking tickets. I don't know, though,
Speaker 1: Zaia might be worried for you. Let's get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of it. Okay, I'm in a dial Scarlet's number
Speaker 1: right now. We're gonna get your second date update. You're ready, ma'am,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Oh hello, Hi, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Scarlett please? This is her? Hi. Okay,
Speaker 1: we got you. Sorry, I wasn't I didn't know if
Speaker 1: you would answer. Um. My name's Jeffrey from the radio
Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, what is this about.
Speaker 1: This is about a segment that we do on our
Speaker 1: show called a second Date Update. It's where if you
Speaker 1: go out with somebody and afterwards, if they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email us and we'll reach out
Speaker 1: to that person. For you to try and figure out
Speaker 1: the reason why they've been ghosting you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: And that person reached out to us recently. His name
Speaker 1: is Zach. Yeah, my god, I should have the answered
Speaker 1: this call. No. Oh, no, Scarlett, don't freak out. Okay, Like,
Speaker 1: apparently bad things happened on your date and it was
Speaker 1: probably one of the worst days of your life. We're
Speaker 1: not here to chastise you. He just thought you were
Speaker 1: really lovely. Yeah, Zach told us about the date, and
Speaker 1: he did mention that you were arrested at the end. Okay,
Speaker 1: So why don't you tell Zac that I'm okay and
Speaker 1: I'm just not going to be around for a while.
Speaker 1: He should just forget me you No way, why we
Speaker 1: want details? No? Sorry, but look, because here's the thing, Zach.
Speaker 1: Zach has been really really worried about you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get a hold of you. He
Speaker 1: isn't sure what happened or why the police came after you.
Speaker 1: I mean, even if you don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with him again, can you at least give him some
Speaker 1: answers help him understand what was going on. I can't
Speaker 1: believe we told you I got arrested. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's kind of a big moment, like they get the
Speaker 1: tables return scarlet. Like you're out on a first date
Speaker 1: and your date gets arrested. It's a pretty shocking situation.
Speaker 1: And if it helps, he was very complimentary about you
Speaker 1: and your physical appearance. You're a dopfel ganger. Well that's
Speaker 1: nice of him. Zach seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I just don't think that we're
Speaker 1: a great match. Just stay it nicely. Okay. Wait, so
Speaker 1: you're telling him not to call you back because you
Speaker 1: don't like him or because you're getting locked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can say whatever. It doesn't matter to me. It's okay.
Speaker 1: If you never want to see Zach again, that's totally
Speaker 1: fine on our end. But just for his sake, he
Speaker 1: has been worried about this for so long. He's been
Speaker 1: stressed out over the last few days, wondering what happened?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? I feel like the least you could do,
Speaker 1: after all this trouble that he went through is to
Speaker 1: just give us a little bit of information that we
Speaker 1: could pass along to him, just to put his mind
Speaker 1: at ease. Fine, sure, okay, Okay, yes, while we were
Speaker 1: at dinner. It started off okay, but then he started
Speaker 1: talking about all of his political beliefs, like very quickly,
Speaker 1: social security, tax reform for boat owners, what do you say,
Speaker 1: tax for horn for boat owners? That he owns a kayak?
Speaker 1: I guess is that qualified important to him? Ok those
Speaker 1: were the like political beliefs I thought you were talking about,
Speaker 1: I mean, more than anything. That just sounds really boring. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was his choice of date conversation. And I'm
Speaker 1: on the other side thinking like, holy this is a
Speaker 1: turn off and I have get out of here. Okay, Yeah, understandable.
Speaker 1: I'm a person that doesn't like I don't like talking
Speaker 1: about politics with people, especially people who are extreme, like
Speaker 1: just extremists and really want to get into it. They're
Speaker 1: the worst politics. Sometimes it's tough to talk about. It's
Speaker 1: just not a good first date always situation. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I'm connecting the dots though, Like, how does that
Speaker 1: tie into you getting arrested? Punched him because he's so annoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, so let me explain. I texted a
Speaker 1: friend and my friend happens to be a cop what
Speaker 1: and he was off duty and pretended to arrest me
Speaker 1: and save me. Oh what are you talking like? That
Speaker 1: is so stupid. Why wouldn't you say that, genius? I
Speaker 1: called a friend. My friend just happens to be a cop,
Speaker 1: and this was what happened. This was a story that
Speaker 1: we played out. So wait, hold on, hold on. You
Speaker 1: had a whole restaurant staring at you, thinking you were
Speaker 1: getting arrested. You left this guy sitting by himself at
Speaker 1: a table, and that somehow was easier than just saying, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about politics. This isn't working
Speaker 1: out for me. I'm gonna go. So you don't understand.
Speaker 1: I have gone on dates with guys like this. I
Speaker 1: would have been there for three hours. Wow, my guys,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be Being arrested is better than
Speaker 1: being on a date. Yeah, I mean I wonder how.
Speaker 1: I wonder how Zach would feel hearing that. Zach, Because Scarlett,
Speaker 1: I need to tell you, Zach's actually been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening. He heard this whole conversation. He wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Are you serious to sting? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't believe you called your friend to come over
Speaker 1: and have you arrested in the restroom. That is, it
Speaker 1: wasn't my idea, it was his idea. It just kind
Speaker 1: of happened really quickly. I didn't mean happening went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You went to the bathroom to go text him,
Speaker 1: please come over and arrest me. That's seriously how bad
Speaker 1: of a date I was. I'm sorry, you were just
Speaker 1: going off and I didn't want to talk about politic
Speaker 1: for two hours. The one have just said I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't like you. You could have just said I
Speaker 1: don't like you. You don't like a Dragland handcuff. I
Speaker 1: tried paging the subject. You would bring up the craziest
Speaker 1: things like why do you have to talk about why
Speaker 1: fortune telling is illegal in Maryland? I will not know that. Okay,
Speaker 1: It's just something I'm passionate about and I care about
Speaker 1: the country, and this is a thing that one of
Speaker 1: the again just ran on that platform. He supported, you
Speaker 1: know what I I mean, I will say, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to see how you thought that maybe you'd be stuck
Speaker 1: there a little bit longer. Yeah, She's like, here's sirens
Speaker 1: again right now, Scarlett, Do you feel bad at all?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's you made him really worried about you extreme. Look,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean for it to be such an extreme event,
Speaker 1: but it kind of matched his personality. So that's my
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah, we were vibing, I want to say.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, you were the one who
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about legislation to change the drinking age
Speaker 1: in Alaska. Pressured me. You pressured me and making some
Speaker 1: kind of decision about rinking in a lot about like
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to do this. I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: told you that I had set up an arrest. I
Speaker 1: only said it because I'm being pressured on the radio
Speaker 1: from these guys. Is it your first arrest or? Had
Speaker 1: you been arrested before? Under the day, Scarlet, No, Only
Speaker 1: when they go off on why grass should be mowed
Speaker 1: every Tuesday at two pm. We're doing h o A
Speaker 1: politics now, you do not support that. On Brook and Jeffreys,
Speaker 1: we vote no on grass covering. Not good for the environment.
Speaker 1: Speaking of getting arrested, I'm feeling a little bit of
Speaker 1: heat coming out of this relationship right now, and I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe this is the right time to ask Scarlet,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on one more date
Speaker 1: with Zach? We will pay for it. Oh oh, h
Speaker 1: there's a it looks like there's a cop here in
Speaker 1: my apartment. I need to go, Zach, it happened again,
Speaker 1: know what, whatever, But you know what, just next time,
Speaker 1: please just tell the guy you don't like them. Don't
Speaker 1: have the tops or the FBI show up and take
Speaker 1: you away. Oh yeah, well we'll see. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of bad dates out there, so now that
Speaker 1: I've got this under my belt, we'll see what I'll
Speaker 1: do next. If I was a fortune teller in Maryland,
Speaker 1: right man, I'd predict that Scarlet will get arrested sometime
Speaker 1: in the future. But it's illegal, so I'm not going
Speaker 1: to predict that. Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning